} THE" ROY ! DISPOSES | + By SARA LINDSAY -j* 4> COLEMAN + T C'opi iriyht, I>u T• ( • -W< ' 'lure ♦ Polly dug the heel of her smart little slipper into the earth and sent the hammock forward vigorously. There were only forty minutes of freedom left. At d, when the train came in, she meant to rise from the hammock, de llclouslj cool in her swirl of white or gandie, and give Mr. I low si rd the soft est and prettiest of "yeses." Visions of l'aquin and Doucet crea tions swam before her mistily. It would be a pleasant life. She would ride, drive, golf, yacht, be an arbiter of fashions, an organizer of charities, a patroness of balls, ill the spring there would be little jaunts to London and I'aris. I'olly pillowed her head oil her arms and watched herself, all bil lowy satin and diamond sunbursts, tloat up the aisle to the beating of drums, the flutter of Hags, the envy of bridesmaids. "Pear," said a voice, breaking into her reverie, "I think you mean to say yes when Mr. Howard comes up this afternoon, and 1 want to tell you that 1 am pleased. 11" will be very kind; you will have everything and go ev ■r» . -here. 1 loved your father, but the world didn't call it a good match. You know what my struggles have been to keep up appearsiuces, and you have made i sensible decision." Polly's mother slippt d away. Th to peach cream ev ery day, won't you ' Polly sat up, very angry. "Come to me this moment, Tommy ltaker," she called. It pleased Tommy to obey. He stood before her with the wickedest of grins upon his freckled face. His dirty bauds clutched a box that I'oily knew—how well she knew it! "1 thought you wouldn't need cam paign trophies now," he said. "I'm goiu' to give 'em to the fellars that's got girls. I ain't got no girl." Polly bent forward with a smile that even Tommy could not resist. He open ed the liftle oid treasure box. emptied its contents into her lap and beat a retreat. Polly looked at the little heap. They were far from campaign trophies. Her lips twitched at sight of a rude little heart carved from a peach stone. Such a tiny thing to sweep the past wide open! Below the heart was a cheap, worn copy of "Lucile." There had been other and costlier "I.uclles," but never another like that. At the faint whistle of an approach ing engine Polly shivered again. Her mother said Mr. Howard would be very kind, but she wasn't aching for kind ness. "Polly." ®i!id a voice at her elbow, "aren't you going to run down the hill to meet him?" Polly flung a part of her voluminous frock over her lap. She laughed, with a little catch in her voice, and said, "No; I'm kissing myself good by." The man looked down at the girl nd mlriugl.v. "You're a thoroughbred," be raid "Where's your heiress?" asked Polly. "Why are you not with her?" "She isn't mine, Polly. The evil hour has been put off. The heiress has hurt her foot and is too nervous to be pro posed to You've got five minutes left to you. I.ife h isn't been nice to us, Polly, but we are not vanquished. You'll look like a beautiful birthday rake- all white ami glittery. I'll do a rlog dam e up the aisle." I'olly got her lips into a smile. The train came on.it puffed and •norted as It climbed, and the little hills rumbled and grumbled in answer. The man looked down at the quiet tigure and stooped and touched the girl's lingers with his hps. "We were once a precious pair of fools, little Polly We've learned to laugh and be wise now, but somehow I'd like to be a fool once more." Not a line of the girl's figure stirred With a long drawn out shriek the train swept around a near curve. The man turned away. Polly ting her heel into the ground anil sent Iho hammock out. With a bound tl.« li:: p ub stone heart leaped P> the man's feet. It was go ing to tind out if fate was such a b ur\,\ g« •! for" - "Tiresome things" "Polly" the cry went straight to the ! girl's heart "yon couldn't!" "I could." said Polly "Then you wouldn't V" The sun slanted into the depths of Polly's Alining, misty eyes. She tried I to speak, but could not. Howard, not twenty feet away, stop : ped short and wiped his wet brow. "I'm frightened!" Polly's voice qtiiv j eretl childishly. "We used to" "We did," with conviction. "It got a-- out of « , cry scrape." Howard wiped his perplexed, middle 1 aged brow then he wiped his perplex i ed, spectacled eyes. He was very coil volitional, and the gossamer web of convention was torn in shreds. They were headed for si little sum nier house a hundred yards away, run ning lightly and easily, hand in hand laughing, two truant children overtak en In an act of unusual and delicious naughtiness. I.end IV nc it Wood. The cellar used in the manufacture of pencils in this country is thsit which grows in Florida, the common red cedar with shreddy bark and aromatic heart wood. The wood is shipped from Florida in small slabs, a little longer than si pencil, si little wider than four or six pencils placed side by side and of proper thickness. The cedar case of a pencil is made in halves, each half being equally chstnnoled. so thsit the place where they join comes against the center of the lead. First we have the slab of wood ;|s it is shipped from Florida. This slab is passed under a rotary cutter, which planes the surface perfectly Hat and smooth and at the same time grooves it t<» receive six leads. These leads are now laid in the grooves of one of these slabs, sind smother slab, similarly planed and grooved, is spread with glue and laid upon it. The two thus put together are placed in a press and when perfectly dry are taken out and passed twice under a grooved rotary cutter, tirst on one side, rounding one half of the pencil, and then on the oth er, finishing the rounding of the whole pencil and separating one from the other at the same time. These single pencils are then passed through other machines which polish, varnish, stamp and put them in cases, ready for delivery to the trade. ENGLISH AS SPOKEN. It 1* In Scotland, Siiyx a ( rltlc. Th*| It I.h Hraril lit ll* Bf»t. The query "Where is the prettiest English spoken V" is answered by a writer in the London News, smd, strange to say, it is not in England, if the writer be accepted as sin authorita tive critic. It wsis the opinion of Sir Morel! Mac kenzie thai those who should speak English most musically were the in habitsmts of Bsidenoch, Inverness shire, Scotland. They had the reputation for centuries of being perfect speakers of English; but, the writer says, he must now goto the glens branching north ward from the Caledonian canal to tind the language spoken in its purity. "In the beautiful glen of Moriston in particular one lisis noted the most ex quisite speech it seems possible to im ugiue. There is an almost total ab sence of dialect and vocal disfigure ments, though si quaint, delicately marked rise suul fall of the voice sire very faintly noticeable. The language used is extraordinarily pure and free from alien words, which is attributsible to the fact that the people acquire their English direct from books and that so far dialed contaminations have not penetrated the glen." The writer hsis a good word to say of Celtic pronunciation of English gen erally; "The charm of Irish English is undeniable. It lists a softness that ap peals irresistibly to the ear, but un fortunatelv it is linked with a certain j element of dialect which just places it below perfection." Pui'kvt Fnraarrn, Curious hand furnaces are used in China during the winter months, chief ly in the north, when the tire, in place of being in the house, as we have it, is carried about the person beneath the thickly padded cotton garments or in the band. At times it is placed be nesitli the chair on which one is seated. This contrivance, resembling the char coal pans formerly used before the days of the pit coal by the Hertford shire straw plaiters, was tirst intro duced to our notice when resting at a village in the Fukien province, which, before we had investigated the cause, we noted as a place remarkable for the deformity of its inhabitants, old men and women with strange swellings pro jecting in the most unaccountable places. Our speculations were, how ever, speedily set at rest and the mat ter satisfactorily explained by an old gentleman, who removed his greatcoat and disclosed a small copper furnace secured round his waist with a band and neatly covered with basket work. This art ificial mode of heating the body is only resorted to in time of extreme cold, as on ordinary occasions the peo ple deem their thick clothing a suffi cient protection during winter.—Golden Penny. < r i iil i no. Crinoline had its origin in a woven fabric composed of hail'and linen itlaxi warp; hence the name. This fabric was first n-t-d lor shoe.-, then for bon nets, the word being coined in As this article was cosily and did not extend the drcs-- to lie- desired bulk light steel hoops were filled with tape upon the bin! cage principle. So popu lar was the crinoline in ]s«-I ik'ii 11 u I I'riKliH'l. "Do y<>u." - id the h il'lied counsel "swear thai von v. ill tell the truth the whole truth and" "Oh. Imv. i - elv!" the fair witn - interrupted. hall I really i>e allowed to talk all tl afternoon if I want to?" -Tll-Xil* i ABBY'S 1 FAILURES ib,... ; | HARRIET WHITNEY • • * • (\rpt/Hulit, 1' ,byT. i Mi Clur- | Abby sat rocking by tlio south win dow, listening resignedl> to her moth er's lamentations si ml reproaches. She had assumed siltout as awkward and uncomfortable ;i position as she could well have invented. w illl one foot drawn up and her hands clasped around her knee. The old rocker lurched and grum l.led ipierulously. 11. r best blue lawn dress was tumhled stud crumply. Her hat plus and the summer breeze had conspired to muss her hair and make it untidy. It straggled unbecomingly be hind her ears and sit the nape of Iter neck. "Another unsuccessful quest," said Koger Sterling to him -elf, with a sa tirical smile. From his cool library across the hsill he could see Abby, with the stroll},' light pelting in over her at the worst possible angle. He could stlso hear most of Mrs. Gardener's re marks, for, as that matter of fact ma tron said, slit' was so used to her liter ary boarder she didn't mind him about the house any more than a cat. "Nobody'd expect you'd get a posi tion that took any kind of brains like Trix's and Msil/s," Mrs. Gardener's energetic voice proclaimed, "but a lit tle old district school like that! I don't hardly see how you could have helped getting It if you tried to." "My dates go wrong," confessed Ab by meekly. "The committee said that, according to my information, the Dec laration of Independence must have been signed several years before Amer ica was discovered." "Well, 'tstin't any use to say any thing more. If a body ain't got a brain you can't give 'em one! You bet ter gather tip your duds and put 'cm away. And 1 don't know as it's worth while to hunt smother place for you. I reckon you was cut out for a fail ure." Mrs. Gardener settled back Into a displeased silence rather more depress ing than her previous harangue had been. Abby arose with a patient sigh, gathered up her hat, gloves smd para sol and trailed limply away. Roger Sterling looked after her with more pity and less amusement than N c: : _> "UlU.N'f 'MI.VI HOT WU'llt ISO MI. 11, AND coMI: yiii K " she usually excited in his miml. Ho was accustomed to taking Abby, witli lier aw kwardi • and angles and her perennial and futile s«*ai<-Ji for posi tions, an something of a joke or, at least, material for humorous short stories. .In-t now lie was wondering It" there wrre no angular, three corner ed niches into wli.i !i su<*h women could be made to tit. As for Abby, she went into her own room and sat down on a tall, straight chair, pondering. There was notliiug for her to do about the house. Her mother wa< a hearty, capable woman, whose pride and boast It was that she chose to do all her own housework and allowed no assistance from her girls or an j one else. "If she would only let me stay quiet ly at home and help her," meditated Abby. "1 wouldn't always feel so su pertitious and guilty. We don't need the money, and I'll never get a posi tion in a century W- 11, if lam a fail ure, as mother say-, 1 might as well make the best of it and be as good a failure as 1 can, so 1 guess I'll goto work and darn my stockings." Iloger Sterling, passing down the walk (in his way to town, saw her at the window rocking and darning. "Poor girl!" he thought, with care less compassion. ". Her slim figure, al ways at a disadvantage In lawn and lace, was «hap"l.v and trim in a tidily buttoned cooking apron. She was sup ple and springy and alert; she was brisk and alive with purpose anil en ergy . She saw Roger all of a sudden glu ing at her ;n -vvond'-r through thu steamy mist. "Mothei ha- a ill.' she explained concisely I\e »j hi ii\ her up and then get -upper for you.'' In spite of her filial anxiety her eyes shone. He .m ■!,!■ furu ,ill a- she started u\\ y !:ke a ;'os\ >pni: iii a cloud of vapor "('a; I I h> !p you somehow'/" "Yes Bring that hot water bottle, ami come ouii k." ".Icrusha' She didn't me; she or dorcd," said Woger i<> himself, with a grin of atnuseitjeiit, is he tagged along after the skimming goddess like form. '.More hot -tuli!" groaned Mrs. (Jar denor a- the odor of Abby's brew smote her from afar "I'm warmer now, Ab by in this mountain of blankets you put over me and with the hot iron I think I'm getting over the chill, aini I'll try and get tip after a little and set about"— "Not a bit of It yon won't." Abby's voice was low and tranquil, but Roger marked the linn undercurrent. "Von are not going to do one thing today nor until you are perfectly well. You uiu-t drink this hot lemonade and goto sleep If you can. Oive me the hot water hot tie, Mi. Sterling. There, now." As Abby tucked down the blanket* and patted them Mr- • Jarilener settled su!>mi--i \ ely atul 1\ into her pil low-; "If you think you can get sup per" • ill In Ip ht'i " shouted linger eagerly "Shan't 1 Wi-s A lib* ? Wliat'll I (10, lirst V" "Fill tin' teakettle." directed Abby; ' then I'll let you -et the table. But, mind yuu. don't meddle with that eo coanut layer rake on the third pantrj shelf, right hand side." "Glad von told me exactly where it was, --ii slick I shall have it for my supper," announced linger, traveling off kiti'lieuward with alacrity, while Abby tli \v along after like a lapwing and ar rived first at the goal, with a new and bewildering display of roses in her cheeks. Afti i aWI I k of Abby's care and end dling Mrs (Jardencr w is allowed to si! up on tlie shady porch. She leaned back in her big rocker with a delight- j fill sense of some protecting influence about her. "llow nice it is to think there's some one to depend on in a pinch!" she said to linger, who was making a lattice for Abby's late flowering bean vines. "Who'd ever thought Abby 'f feathers. The characteristic note of the lioo poo is produced as follows: The bird swallows as much air as possible and then taps its beak upon the ground. The escaping air produces the "hoo hoo-hoo" which has earned for the bird its popular name.—London Mail. Urn in nierM In Ivlnit Henr>'» Time. King. 1 leiiiy Y. jail a band which discoursed sweet li usic during ills ex pedition to Ilartleur, each member be ing recompensed for his services with the Mini of 12 pence per diem. When the citizens of I.oi tlon were mustered In the thirty lirst year of the reign of Ilenry \ 111. we hear that "before ev ery standard was appointed one droms lade at the least." Kach company of KM) men at (his time possessed a cou ple of drummers All the Year Hound. Wlit-n H anhliiKliiii \V>m Inn ukurated <»n the occasion of Washington's sec mul inaugural many of the members of congress were desirous of waiting on him in testimony of respect as chief magistrate. A motion was made to adjourn for half an hour for the pur pnse, which I 'Wever. met with great opposition as a spi elcs of homage "it was setting up au idol dangerous to liberty . It 'iad a bias toward ninil archy " I!i li ne»v. A 1n... ill>i nt ten years old occupied one of the i'rout seats in an oral ex amination in history at one of the lie ii schools, lie was rather bi . it l«.ol iug and evidently had a vi ■. good ••pinion of his own learn ing. \. ho i i toll me what slaves and enaut of the king were called in |; aihl i'i old limes''" asked the t, 1 i n? tc y. ar olil r.ii-ed his hand like a rocket "Well, n Johnnie Hrown." lis vassals and vaselines, was II . I epl \ S,. '.l \iil k 1 ilU' M • -2* • -s* • • •;«« e a e•> • ,j. ! DANIEL S ! ! AWAKENING | ' • Q 'By Mtxude ./. .j, Sulli-Oan 5 • e * Copyright, ISHKJ, bj 1. < . ,\l< ( lure * ❖• v « 1 hough two women had called linn '"husband," Daniel New comb hail never been in love, Hi- lirst marriage, with a cousin, had been in.- lisfy the terms of his grandfather's will, and the second union was simply one of convenience Daniel Newconib, widower, had need ed a housekeeper, and Hetty Hlomlalc, au orphan, too old to seek the shelter of an institution and too trustful to 1» thrown on the world, had needed a home. It had resulted as such mar I riages usually do disastrously for the i woman. Daniel was satisfied with Hetty. She was pretty and economical, and she made him comfortable, but Hetty had grown to love her stolid husband with all the ardor of a young and grateful heart. Would lie ever really care for her? Could anything make her appear j j lovely in his sight? She was asking I I herself these questions as she stood in \ i Mrs. Yardwell's millinery shop survey i ing the mass of lace and flowers that ! rested on her sunny head. "I tell you what, Mis' Xewcouib," said Mrs. Yardwell, ready to close a bargain. If Daniel don't like it or he lliinks it too high priced I'll agree to change it. Most all my hats are sold with that understandin'. Husbands have to be pleased now'days." " 'Tisn't the price. Daniel's real lib- ! eral. I'll take it," answered Hetty nerv ously as she opened her purse. There was a wistful look in her hazel eyes as she asked. "Did you know Mary Ellen, I)aniel's first wife?" "From the time she was a baby." "Would she have worn a hat like ' this?" "Land, no! Them buttercups wouldn't i 'a' looked well agin Mary Ellen's red , face, to say nothin' of the poppies. I'd t as soon looked for tossels on a clothes line as for posies on Mary Ellen. Even if she'd inclined to wear'em, she'd j have faltered at the cost. She was ex tremely prudent." "So Daniel says," murmured Hetty as she left the shop. Her precious head gear deposited carefully in the wagon, she unhitched her horse and started it toward the trim farmhouse bv the river. Mrs. Yardwell watched her until her slender figure faded from sight. Then she wt nt into her work room. "Sereny," she <;i i»I to her helper, i "Daniel .New comb's new wife is a real | takiif little thing, as sweet an' pretty j as t'other WH- humbly an' stingy. I'm J afraid from what she said that Daniel . Is Mary Ellcnin' her to death. I'oor i little thing! I do hope she is happy." But Hetty was not happy. Many j times since her marriage had --tie look ed with tear tilled eyes toward the lit- j tie burial plot beneath the evergreens j and prayed that she might fill the ' place In her husband'- heart formerly j occupied by the woman sleeping there, j Iler husband's approval of her was ; gauged by the way her actions tallied j with Mary Ellen - Daniel was not displeased, but the difference in the women was so strik- | j lng that more than once he was quite | ' unconscious of an uttered comparison. ; The lirst wife, a model housewife, had j a fa« ulty of making pie feel uncom fortable in her presence. Hetty's : household duties might be performed a 1 trifle less religiously, the dust might j sometimes settle upon the parlor fur- | niture, but the sunlight crept there, too, and her very nature radiated com patibiiitv. On one occasion the usual compari son remained unexpressed. Hetty had called her husband into the brightly lighted parlor and pointed proudly to the old sofa piled high with pillows covered with chintz, and denims. She had found some unused feather beds In the attie and in them had seen the possibilities of a cozy corner such as she had often admired in the shop windows. Before Daniel could utter the customary "Mary Ellen wouldn't have done that," she invited him to test its comfort, and, lulled by the luxurious softness, the remark was lost In a doze. Thereafter it was his favorite retreat and one not forbidden him. Shade of Mary Ellen! How was Betty to know that the unused feather beds and the darkened parlor were the pride of her predecessor's heart? It was with many misgivings that she called Daniel's attention to her new hat. There was no mistaking the disapproval in his countenance. "You going to wear —that?" he gasped. "Why, yes. Don't you like it, Dan iel?" Hetty perched it bewitchingly on her head. "It's pretty enough. Hut how those red flowers will look agin the crape band on my hat! I vowed I'd show all respect to Mary Ellen, and that band can't come off in less than a year. Ain't you got no respect for appear ances? Hed poppies agin black crape! Oh, Hetty, can't you understand how I feel?" One look at the bright head and the nodding flowers, and Daniel dashed out toward the barn. Poor Hetty! She removed the hat and fell weeping into a chair. Yes; she understood. She knew now how lonely he was, and she would show him that she sympathized with him. Hurriedly she wrapped up the offending head dress and slipped from the house. It was a long, hot walk back to the milli ner's, but her one thought was to get back to Mrs. Yardwell. "Mrs. Yardwell," she cried breath lessly after " hat seemed an eternity of walking. "I've come to change my bai I've got to Lave a mourning bonnet " "For the I >nd sak' i!" exclaimed the ! milliner, I! rricil by curiosity. "Have I yon lost a n ! uiion? ! didn't ..now you j had one." "Sort of one," ansv -red Hetty, giving j a farewell pat to the poppies. "1 want ; the deepest dyed mourning you've ■ got." It was somi upon her head, a heavy black thing that fcli in hot folds over her shoulders. Hack over the road siie trudged, the weight of the bonnet pull ing at her temples and sending throbs into her head The heat of the sun made her dizzy and faint. <>li. for something to reliev ■ her! She half turned into the doctor's yard, but no There was a medicine chest well filled at honii She would wait until -h•• reached there. ' Mie of Mary's virtue had been economy Hlindly she am|i Weather anil Health. The influence of damp weather upon sensitive people is remarkable. If there Is a sore spot anywhere it hurts more. Latent weakness of any of the organs is brought out by congestion and irreg ularity of function. Suppressed coughs start into activity and neuralgic nerves Speak out. Old chronic rheumatism re news its life, while corns are aggra vated. The pulse is slow, the heart weak, the blood vessels lack tone, the muscles are flabby, the venous and lymphatic systems become engorged The mind is languid and clouded. There is a general depression of vltal- ItJ' Au Intelligent ( blmpanzee. In ISS4 Mr. Smyth, Fnited States consul at Liberia, brought to this coun try a young chimpanzee about seven teen months old and sold him to the New York park department for the cost of transporting him. As he came first class passage, the price was sll*s. He was named Crowley. He took to Keeper Cook from the first, aud until his death they were the best of friends. He was very intelligent and I believe was as near human as an animal could be. He would sit at a table to eat, put ting on a napkin and using a knife, fork and spoon when necessary. When he had finished he would use the nap kin, carefully fold it up and lay it beside his plate. About two weeks before he died a severe attack of pneumonia set in, and Dr. Marsh, surgeon of the park police, was called. Every morning when the doctor entered the room he would say, "tiood morning, Crowley," and Crowley would get up to shake hands. Then the doctor would say, "How are you this morning?" and Crowley would grin. The doctor would examine him and say, "Your pulse, Crowley." and Crowley would extend | his hand. "Now your lungs," and j Crowley would throw back his arms to allow the doctor to place his ear to his | breast. "And now your back, Crow ley," and he would turn his back. He grew very feeble before death, and Cook stood by him from early morning until late at night. Late in the aftern - n of the day he died Cook held him in his arms for about an hour. Cook put him down on the floor, and Crowley raised himself up, put out his hand to shake hands, as Cook said, "to bid him good by." turned toward the wall of his room and dropped dead - Outing. the Monti. "In Ceylon," s.jys a historian, t4 it is said that »is Sakyamuni was one day wandering half starved in the forest a pious hare met him and offered itself to be slain and cooked fur dinner, whereupon the holy Buddha set it on |' high in the moon that future genera tions of men might see it and marvel at its piety." In the Samoaii islands these dark patches are supposed to be portions of a woman's figure. A certain woman was once hammering something with a mallet when the moon arose, looking i so much like a breadfruit that the wo man asked it to come down and allow her child to eat off a piece of it, but the moon, enraged at the insult, gob bled up woman, mallet and child, and there in the moon's belly you may still behold them. .1 IIVT I. ike A ILIIIKF. "1 say, do von believe that story of the goose 1 lying a golllell egg?" "Well, it would be just like a goose to do such a foolish thing" Chums WIT BUBBLES I.N TOASTS. Soriif lluinorou* nI i »!»•• 111« I'iihily I. \ 111 I lit II <| II <* IH . A pulilis! roil* the following: "Wiiinnii. lin' laiiv-l work in ;ill oreil lion Tlir edition inand no man ~i11>111• I I><• w itliont a copy." '11; - i- i'airl.v si-fondt'd I >\ a youth who i .iii- Ins distant sweetheart, Siiiil I >• •!»•«•! aide dear, siu'. woti id liluslr in her proeiiee and Ireach' stand ••tppalled." Further, in regard to the fair sex, we have: Woman, she needs no eulogy; the speaks fur her- If. ' "Woman, the hitter li tlf of man." In regard i«> matrimony some bach elor one. :;i\i the gate through wliieh the lia|®> lover leaves his enehanted groun l ' and returns to earth." At the marriage of a deaf and dumb oouple some wit wished them "un speakahle hliss " At a supper given to a writer of com edies ;i «;i- s;i jii • Flie writer's very good health. May he live to he as old ns his joke-.." From a law critic: "The bench and the bar. If it were not for the bar there would he little use for the bench." A celebrated statesman, while dining with a duchess on her eightieth birth day. in prnp'.-ing her health said: "May you live, my lady duchess, un til you tiejiin to frrow tmly." ' I thank you, sir," she said, "and may you long continue your taste for antiquities."—London Tit-Hits. ItrinkinK and Snioklnjc. "The prevalent idea that drinking and smoking are companion vices is al together wrong," said a physician who has made a special study of dipsoma nia. "I tind, on the contrary, that the habitual drunkard is not abnormally addicted to the use of tobacco. He may use the weed as a lesser stimulant when not strongly under the influence of alcohol, but when the drink gets firmly intrenched in his system he cares nothing for tobacco, for then it has lost i its force and its influence upon his nerve§. Of course I mean in extreme cases. "On the other hand, it is a rather curious fact that in the case of the moderate drinker, Avho also smokes, the cutting off of his supply of tobacco will increase his appetite for alcoholic bev erages, and while at first the liquor will not affect him nearly so much as when he is smoking, in the end it will do him up. Consequently it is safe to assume that the man who always used liquor and tobacco in moderation will, if he gives up tobacco, take more strongly to liquor. In fact, this is no assumption: it has been demonstrated on numerous occasions."— Philadelphia Kecord. ( uriiift iiii luxane Patient. A patient entered the consulting room walking backward, under the de lusion that his head had got a twist round and that his face was turned the wrong way. instead of laughing at him. as I expected, the doctor entered into the case with the greatest gravity, tapping lii* l patient's head all over, looking into his throat and ears and sympathizing with him. The patient was at once won over and placed the Utmost confidence in the doctor's assur ance that a complete cure would be ef fected in a few days, voluntarily ex etvising the greatest care in carrying out the medical directions, which con sisted in elaborate nothings to keep the patient occupied. A day or two afterward the doctor met him with feigned surprise and con gratulated him. "» >n what'.'" asked the patient. ".Midge for yourself," replied the doctor, handing him a mirror. The man surveyed his corrugated counte nance intently for a few seconds, when with the dawn of conviction there stole a grin into hi- stern features. Thank ing the doctor, he skipped out of the room in a frenzy of delight.— London Tit-Bits. Marvel* of Memory. A postal clerk in a civil service ex amination did in>t make a single error ill properly sorting I'J.inmi test postal cards, each representing a post otiice in i certain territory assigned. This was done at the rate of thirty-three and one-half cards a minute. "Far more noteworthy," thinks American Medicine, "is the memory of an expert piano player, who will play an entire season's concerts without a note of printed music before him. His memo ry is so p -rfect that hundreds of thou sands of notes must be at the orderly and instant disposal of the will, and this is combined with a multiplicity of synchronous recollections of timbre, tempo, expression, etc. The mystery is at present past the hinting of any explanation, and this fact is as beauti ful as it is appalling. It shows us how far we are from any real science of psychology." A Vnunlily-enl Experience. Yachter Seeuis to ine you had a squally time at your house last night. Young I-'nther Yes, indeed! The ten der Willie, with what might be termed "bare poles," was caught by a spank ing breeze astern.—Town and Country. I'uji'm Grievance. Mother Tommy, stop asking youi father so many questions. 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Jo NorUramtoerl' *645 tiooo tiso*6i« Cameron ft 57 .... f2 01 f5 8« Danville 707 10 19 211 5 « Catawissa 721 10 82 228 55t Kupert 726 10 87 220 60! Bloomsburg 733 10 4! 288 6ft Kspv 738 JO 48 240 (i li Lime Kidge 744 CIO 54 f2 4ft fft 2' WillOW OIOVA f7 48 < ... 850 Briarcreek 7 62 Rfl 112 bJ~ Berwick 757 |1 05 258 884 Beech Haven 805 fll 12 803 641 Hicks Kerry 811 fll 17 309 647 Bhickßhinny 822 1181 320 fb 59 Hunlocb'N 8» .;... 11l t7W Nanticoke ... 838 It 44 838 7'4 Avondale 841 542 722 Plymouth 845 1153 347 5 4.1 Plymouth June.... . 847 .... 352 . Kingston ar 855 11 59 400 738 Wilkes-Barre ar 910 12 10 410 750 Wilkes Barre Iv 840 11 40 850 730 Kingston iv 855 11 59 400 738 Luzerne 858 al2 02 403 742 Forty Fort f9 0C .... 407 .... Wyoming 905 12 08 412 7«P West Pittston 910 417 71)> Husquehanna Ave . 913 12 14 420 75t I'ittstou.. 919 12 17 424 8 111 Duryea 928 429 806 Lackawanna 926 432 81 0 Taylor 932 440 817 Bellevue .... Scranton ....ar 942 12 85 450 826 A.M. P.M. P.M Hcranton Iv j02,1 Ji 55 .... II 1C A m Buffalo ar .... 755 7 0 A. M. P. M P.M A.M Scranton . Iv 10.10 12.40 J335 *2 in P. M. P. M P.M A. y New York ar 330 5 tXi 735 65f •Dally, tDaily except Sunday. fStopson signal or on notice to conductor a Stops on signal to take on passengers to» New York. Binghamton and points west. T. E. CLARKE T. W. LEE C4en. Superintendent. Uea.'n PENNSYLVANIA HI TIME TA.BLE In Effect Nov. L'l'th, 1903. IA. M.IA. *..!>. M. ~j Scranton(D&H)lv sft 38, ;9 47; 1 42 ?4 2s Pittston " " 7 Outfit 15 §2 10 5> \. M. A. M P. M. P. 31 Wilkcsiiarre... Iv» 725 !)10 :t"» 2 it i" 1 Plym'th Kerry " 7 12 t1"42t2 52 16 t'T Nanticoke ' 742 lit 50 301 6 17 Mocanaqua .... " 801 11 07 8 2<) 637 Wapwallupcn.. " Slit 11 lil 33) 647 Neseopeck ar 818 11 2ft 342 70" A.M A.M. p M- I'ottsville Iv 550 fll 55 Hazleton ' ' 705 245 ;2 4._> Tomhicken " 722 3 n."> S 051 Pern (Hen " 721 315 3 l->t Kock Olen .... "| 7 322 3 22, Nescopeck . .. ar, 802 1 Catawissa 4 00 * Jd A.M P.M. P >1 Nescopeck tv slB SH 2ft :i 42 00 Creasy • s3l 11 3 "i 2 709 Espy Kerry... • 1 1 *4: 11 4ft t4 02 7»i E. Bloomshurk "j 5 47 11 5U 4 Oft 72 > Catawissa Iv 856 il.">7 413 732 South Danville '• 0 14 12 15 431 751 Sunbury ar 0 3.5 12 40 455 hls A. M. P.M. P. M P.M Suntiury Iv w Lewishurg.... ar 10 13 I 4-"> 54s i Milton " lu "8 139 54410 14 Williams port.. " Uoo 141 ft 40 10 00. Lock Haven... " 11 &!• 2 2i> 737 .... Kenovo " A.M. 800 830 Kane '• 8 ' IP.M. P. M. Lock Haven..lv jl2 10 13 45 Bellefonte ....arj 1 05 t 4 44 Tyrone " \ 2 10 t ft 00 Phillpsburg " 510 i 802 Clearfield.... " 654f 845 Pittsburg.... " ft 55 910 45 . ...I A. M. P. M. P. M. P .M Sunbury Iv 9505 150 sini s3l Harrlsburg.... ar 11 30 S3 15 65010 10 P. M. P. M. P. M. A M Philadelphia., ar ii 3 17 „ 6 23 || 0 281 4 23 Baltimore 311,| 600 94 j 220 Washington ... 420 7 15 10 55 8 iiO; Sunbury Iv §lO 00 § 2 15 » Luwistown ,Ic. ar 11 45 105 • Pittsburg •' ft 55 §lO 4i A.M. P, M P. M. P M _ Harrlsburg.... Iv 11 46 620|| 720 illO-5 P. M. A M. A. M. A M Pittsburg ar j ft 55 II 160,'f| l 50 s 30. |p.M.J PMAM; AMI Pittrburg Iv 7ln 900 3 Wii|> on A.M AM P M Harrlsburg.... ar | 2 00.j 4 25' 11 25 310 P.M A>l PlttSt'U:g Iv J 00 J 8 00 ! A. M. P M l.ewist'iwn ,Is. " 7 to : 3 00 Sunbury ar 9 20; ; 4 50 P. M. A M A M AM Washington... Iv 10 4m 5 7 5o 10 50 Baltimore ' 11 0» 440 840 11 45 Philadelphia..." 11 40 425 830 11 40 A M A M A. M. P M Harrlsburg.... Iv 3 3 755 ill 40 g 3 Sunbury ar ,5 00 930 10> - 6 P. M. A M A M ; Pittsburg I\ 'l2 45 i 38 im Clearfield.... " 310 ..... | 920 ' Philipsburg.. " 435 110 10| Tyrone " 70c 810 12 2> ; Bellefonte.. " 8 lti, ' 032 12> Lock Haven ar 9 15' 10 30 210 ' P. M, A M A M P W Erie Iv [ 5 Kane " - 15 ft ooi " Kenovo '• It - ft 4o lo 30 ji 1):: Lock Haven.... ' 12 38 7 :»• 11 25 2 50i'.... A.M. P M Wllliamsport .. " 214 8 2-5 12 40; 350 Milton - 2a: tilt 125 *:» ;.... Lewisburg " 0"' 1 15! 422 " ... Sunbury at 330 9 D 161 605 .... " aTlsi. a m p m p m Sunbury Iv sft 45:| 955 200 525 .... South Danville" 7 II io 17 221 550 Catawissa " 7 32| 10 2 3ft 608 .... K Bloomsburg.. " 737 10 43 243 815 Espy Kerry " 742 flO 47 16 l! 1 ' •"> 680 .... Nescopeck " 802 tl oi>| 305 640 A M A 51 P. M. P M Catawissa Iv 10 38...... _ .... Nescopeck Iv Bit '5 0> ; 7 O.i Kock (Hen ar II 22 7 28 ' Kern (Hen " 851 11 2si 532 734 Tomhicken " 8 >8 11 38 ;> :!S T42 Hazleton " 919 tl 57 559 ( 806 ' Pottsville '• 10 15 150 ft 55: AM AMP 51 P M ~ Nescopeck Iv 5 h 02 11 oj • :> 0.1 ; 6 10 Wapwallopen..ar 819 il 20 ;20 ft 62 .Mocanaqua.... " 831 11 32 •! :to 701 •• Nanticoke '• 854 11 64 349 719 P Ml Pivm'th Kerry t 902 12 "2 ;5; 17 2s Wilksbarre . .. " 910 12 lo 4 0,5 735• •• AMP M P M P M Plttslotn I>A H) ar ; 9 Eo 12 20 ; 4 sft, 8 04 Scranton " " 10 08 108 524\ 529 Weekdays. Daily, 112 Flag station. Pullman Parlor anil Sleeping Cars run on through trains between Sunbury, Wllliamsport anil Lirio. between Sunbury bi,.i Philadelphia and Washington unit between Harrlsburg. Pitts burg nn«l tlte West. Kor turther intorination apply to Ticket Ak'enU W. W. ATTEKBCRY, .1 K. WOOD, Genl Manager Puss. Traffic Mgr (iEO. W. BciYD, tien'l Passenger Agent