: OUR MISS I HEMMING | By C H LI.WIS ♦ t • A 1 i♦-♦ He" name w - down on ji,,, |, ;l ger list i'f tbe 1;\„, I»uke, bound from London to 1ml; . as .Mi-- ltertha l'lem rniug. She was fairly good looking, of excellent tigure and was witty and magnetic Before a day had passed all the single men and half the mar lied ones w ere determined tog. t an Introduction as soon a- pos- ble In two or three days she had been iut.ro duceil to even lirst class pa---nger of the sterner sc\. during the next two or three -lie picked and culled un til what was known a- the l'lemming crowd numbered about fifteen men. Twelve of tie -c were young men or widowers, while the remainder were married men whose wives were ill Eng land or India. It was the money crowd of the ship. When the -hip had been out about u week cards were inaugurated to while iway tie spare liotii- It was a matter of surpri to every one, «s soon as the playing -ait fairly started, that M.-s l'lemtniiu wa - so adept with tin past boards and I.ad -itch universal j. .oil luck SI handled tin- cards like If, -I •k< -t . until* and the Jackpots ■ *r way with wonderful regular ty (»n two .r " tee occasions she i, 11 ! i MI 1 ati-d re cards in such a way that had she been a man she would have -. •-n • ailed down, but as it was •he was given 'he I -netit of the doubt. V 'ii ! won s::r.ii of me I cashed 1 .-ni out of the game. be'"-. \ II satistii d in my ow n II ;■ 1 I hadn't been given a square deal, and frein that day Miss l-'leni iiiing ! . -I no further use for me. When 1 tried to bask in her smiles as before the vr los were not at home to me. She ; d coiiiid d to me that she found uie congenial, but there seemed to lie some mistake bout that after 1 had decided to lose no more money. llcr greatest victim was the soli of ;in I . I:s11 manufacturer who was go ing out to I nil I to spend some of his father's surplu- cash. II - exact losses wl'cn 1 -1* deciil d to quit no one but himself could -ay, and lie gave no in formation, but it was hinted that they footed up a hatful of money. In the enr.r- of three weeks the l'lemming [oTj htl K IIIMiJ.KIi THE I'AKDK 1.1K12 THE SL.ICK- Ksl (lAMI)LKl;. crowd was dissolved. One after an other withdrew as he was cleaned out of his spare cash, and Mi l'lemming was certainly several thousand dollars to the good. Soon after (!•• poker g itnc- ceased we wi : treated to several sensations in succession. The lirst was the disap pearance of several diamond rings and a brai • let wh, had been left on the piano by a playi r. Alter a little it was found that the ewelr.\ had been taken w hi I- ,ly - x J.I pie were in the cab- In. I'i r i'f the- were married ladies, the li ft Ii was M •- l'lemming and the sixth a \ ling i .an The cabin was turned up- de *1 - n in the search, but the missing valt: tbl- could not be found. Then eveiy one of the six per sons demanded that ins or ln-r -tate rooin and lugga; b • sear< - hed. but the captain I"-la-d i . m .- up l»> suggest ing that • u» of he servants w i- the thief and that the plunder would in time be recovered. Three clays later a married woman had a more sensational complaint to make I luring her temporary absence from her stateroom s,,tiie one entered It and stole <:,ii(i in cash, a gold watch and a costly pin. ller stateroom was unly two doors below mine, and at the time named 1 had caught n glimpse of Pome one entering it. I just got sight nt a -kirt, but I was sure in my own mind that it was one I had seen Miss l'lemming wear. The bold robbi'rv was a shock to ♦•very one No one's belongings would be safe until the thief was discovered It was natural to tirst suspect the serv ants, and the captain bad them before him In sinve -ion ami tried his best to tlx the guilt While this was going on the mate and stewardess were searching quarters and baggage, but no trace of the plunder could be found. Some thought the thief had thing the stlltT overboard to - s. ape detection, but the majority settled down to the b" lief that one of the passenger- was tin* guilty party. Many who had jewelry and small sums of money hasb-iwd to the pur- r, und people began 1001. ng at each other 111 an unpleasant waj One half prob ably suspected the other half, but that wasn't discovering lite criminal I fell sure I could give a good guess ns to who It w as. but guessing and declaring are two different things Miss l'lem ming was loud in her indignation and feverish in her anxiet\ The average detective would have reasoned that rather overdid it. Four dii.v- later another stateroom was entered and more jewelry taken, and right in the midst of the sensa tlon a lady missed a pair of diamond earrings which »Le had put out to ••lemi iSo i/ri-it w m the indignation and so intense tin* desire to catch tin thief that all passengers and servants were held together on deck while a Bean h was made of • verything below This search was most thorough and exhaustive but not one of the missing valuables was located It was, how ever, the end of the thieving, as every thing In the line «,f jewelry was locked up in the purser's sab The remainder of the voyage was anything but com fortable. as every one felt that he might be under suspicion, and then* were very few farewells exchanged at the parting. I went up the country to Allahabad and had been theiv six months when an Englishman was arrested for trying to defraud a bank of a large amount of money. It was my province as a uews paper man to write up the affair and later onto come lit contact with the ,ac eused. Ihe instant I saw him 1 asked if his name was l'lemming and If his sister hadn't come out to India on the Iron I Mile He laughed heartiU at the question, but did not answer it until he found there was evidence enough to send him to prison for a long term. Th- ii In- I \[ :e d that he was Miss rii'imniiig I i— ot onl\ that, but I i admitted lo " one Haiisoiue, a thief .Mid arper b; dh "wanted" by the Kn;;lislr"police for many offenses against her in ijesiy - laws Kansom. had many times taken to fe male di-J'ii-es when closely pushed, and heap dtl young lady so well as to always deceive Not a man or wo n II on bi i I'd tl--' I roil I'like had tlio h ~st suspi. .HI t! it he was masquerad ing \s the robin : - aboard. I laid tin • , at I door. I he smiled in re ph I h : I d a doubt that he w si! i : ■' where lie hid his plunder 1 cannot say. No wonder he had plucked us at cards, for In* was a notorious sharp. He went to prison for lifteen years and died after half his sentence had expired. A year before his death he escaped, donned female at tire again and was finally found serv ing in an aristocratic family as a parlor maid. Mm!' I'fßrr Willi I In- Kill lor. Aii < ikini-oini business man got mad at the editor of a local paper about - uiH'thim. which appeared in print and notitied the editor that he would in fu ture have his printing done at a job of tioe where the\ didn't have i paper to roast everybody. He thought, ol course, the paper would have to quit business, lint it kept going. In about two months the man's daughter was married, and they had a big wedding, but not a line appeared in the paper. Later on his wife gave a reception to visitors, but not a line ap peared In print Later on the man's youngest child died, but the editor apparently didn't know it. The next fall a mass meeting was held in town to see about public Improvements, and this business man made a big speech. The meeting was written up In full, except this man's Speech. This was skipped. Then the business man called and asked the edi tor what he had against him. "Von got mad last year." was the re ply, "and said you were going to have your work done at the job printing of fice, so I thought I'd just let your job printer print the account of your daugh ter's wedding, your wife's reception, your child's obituary and your little speech."—Enid (Kan i Events Wive* of M«'ii. I'cw great men have paid more en thusiastic tributes to their wives than Tom Hood, says the licnver Times "You will think." lie wrote to her in one of his letters, "that I am more foolish than any boy lover, and 1 plead guilty. I'or never wits a wooer so young of heart and so steeped in love as 1, but it is a love sanctified and strengthened by long years of exp- ri em* 1 . May Cod ever bless my darling the sweetest, most helpful angel who ever stooped to bless a man." "I want thee much." Nathaniel Haw thorne wrote to his wife many years after his long patience had won for him the flower "that was lent from heaven to show the possibilities of the human soul." "Thou art the only person In the world that ever was necessary to rue. And now I am onh myself when thou art within my reach." The wedded life of W irdsworth with his cousin, "the phantom of delight," was a poem more exquisitely beautiful than any his pen ever wrote "All that she has bei n to me," the poet ollce said in his latter days, "none but Cod and myself can ever know." t hurcli•-« an I'lueen of llefuiti- In War iiur ancestors transacted a good deal of business of one kind or another In and about their churches. To begin with, the churches of old England in turbulent times were regarded as places of safe custody for public and private property. In the border land o! Kiigland anil Scotland the idea was carried out still more completely, and churches, or at least their towers, be came regular fortresses and not in frequently were objects of offense and defense. We may note in rural Eng land that in the case of ancient church es the towers are often not merely dis proportionate in size to the rc-t of the church, but are carefully and strongly built, evidently with an object. Even in peaceful Surrey and Sussex the belfries are veritable strong rooms with barred windows and massive doors and often contain a massive treasure cliest. Hither*, at the first alarm, money and valuables were hur ried. for beyond the security of thick walls and bars ami bolts there was an ngis of sanctity which in a supersti tlmis age protected the building from the most ruthless of foes. The fortress like construction of many of the bor der land churches is an interesting study of antiquarians. London Stand ard. TLIE Dahlia I u Hngl'iuil. The dahlia has become popular among English gardeners. In the wild plant the flowers are single, with a dull ray and yellow disk. The varieties of the cultivated forms are almost end less. The original w as discovered In Mexi co b\ Vincent Cervantes aliout 1754 ami was tirst brought to the botanic gardens of Madrid, and the same year it was introduced into England by the then Marchioness of l'.ute The plant became extinct in Itritaiu. It was again brought there in l*ol, and in that year i- found the earliest men tlon of the dahlia, named from Andrew I Mill, a Swedish botanist and pupil of I.inmcus. In Mexico the tubers are cultivated as food on ii e, oil lit of the quantity of ititilin they contain, but in Europe, though many times tried, they never became popular. I'.nny \V II y of Meuxnribx: ll«*iyhfM. Anybody who knows how to take tie* altitude of the sun or a star with a sextant and wishes to take that of any distant hill, steeple or the like should put a tea tr.i\ ou the ground, till it with water and then retire from it mi til the top uf the llill, steeple or what not is l'ctlci ted in the liquid Now take Hie sextant ..ml make tin image of the summit ooiin do with its reflection in the liquid The angle of elevation thus, obvioi|s|\, have been lin-a-il double Half of this will give mea-ui ■ iiii-nt tequircd Home Influence. It was during tli reading Ii on 1-. one of our public schools that a little lud read in a jerky, expres-ionh-ss w r, "Mamma, see the hawk The reading was -o very poor that the teacher said. "John you know you would not talk that way to your motli er." "No'm," replied the lad "Well, now.' lid the teacher in a kindly v. ay. "you read it • xactly a- vou would say It to \ oui mo i And here is his rip y IA ok IIHHII, at that there hawk' Philadelphia F | HIS WINTON SLOWNESS By HARRIET G. CANFIELD ( uiiinght, •> i « Mi t iuro . '1 In' lirsi \\ intou I a i ' •.1 Hi'' ■ i had iin hired tin- lasting displeasure of tin- lirst Allni-lit 1 believe In' li.nl been slow ill paying a debt al least there was a general impr< s.ou tliat "tin' W inton sl«wii"—<" was ii sponsible !'• •!.. his own. "I'm glad that we travel together," he said. "Yes," Grace assented hesitatingly. Jack's face tlushed, and he turned to his host with the explanation, "Miss Albright has just recognized an old en emy in your humble servant." "Oh. nor' Craei; protested. "If our fathers are foes we need not be." And she lipid out her hand to him, with a friendly little gesture I Miring the three days' journey wi -t --ward their friendship progressed rap Idly. They were in the midst of one of many animated conversations when Mr. Amos Albright boarded the train at X., a station some thirty miles from Ilighmeail Craee -aw him coming down the aisle. "There is father," she said hurriedly "Ile'll not recognize you, I'm sure! 1 believe I'll introduce you as Mr. Jack." When Mr. Albright bent to kis- his daughter's upturned face he looked keenly at the young mail beside her. "Mr. Jack, father." Grace murium>d 1 ami Mushed guiltily when the two men shook ha nils gravely, and Jink offered the newcomer his seat "I'll move opposite," he .-aid in his pleasant drawl, "if yon don't object." Before they reached Highuiead lie found himself drawn into tile conversa tion* To his daughter's delight Mr. Al bright seemed to enjoy talking with her friend. "Sensible young man!" he said to Grace when Jack went into the smoking car just before the train pull ed into iiighnicad. <>n the homeward drive he spoke of him again "I've sel dom met a young man,"he said, ";H Intelligent as Mr. Jack Queer name, isn't itV If my ey» -w. re shut while he was talking I'd declare he was Win ton." "lie is, father," Grace confessed "He is Mr. Jack Winton." Amos Albright looki-d at hi- daugh tor for a moment in dumb amazement. "I'm sorry." lie said at last, "but that set til S him." Jack Winton refused to be thus sum marily "settled." The mvt day he came to i all and was received so coldly by his unwilling host that lie knew at once that his identity had been re Vealed. "Mr. Albright," he said in hi- delib erate way, "I'm Winton. as you've ev: dently discovered, but the W nitons are not such a bad lot, after all. Aren't you a bit prejudiced?" "Not a whit more than your father Is." Mr. Albright said stiffly. "Yes, 1 know. Mother and Sue hadn't a word to say when I spoke of calling here, luit the pater raised a storm al most forbade tne to come lb-ally, now. what have you against me the Win ton slowness?" "Yes. I hate a laggard in anything That's enough to condemn you, sir! My daughter can receive you, if she wishes, whenever you may call, but I must ask you to excuse me now and always." A chilling request, but Jack went away happy in the thought that Grace still considered him as a friend and had asked him to come again. In spite of the enmity between the heads of the two houses Mrs. Winton and her daughter were exchanging cal's with Grace Albright before the Hunni"- waned Amos \lbrhrht "-till disapproved of Jack, though he could discover nothing objectionable in Ids conduct. The young man seemed to be an able assistant to Ins father, who was at the head of a well established business "Blood will t. 11," he to himself, "and the old Winton slowness will crop out s and put it at the head of your bed. .link " "Jllst the tioiig, lie iid gratefully, "and I'll do it now ' I, ile ,u tile e\i llillg 111 - mother stole into his .ha lulu'i and m-I the hands of the litt|e i loi I, t'oi u id an hour "Jack will nev r notice," she said to herself, "and be dr- •-- so slow " j After hew - asleep Sue tiptoed 111. There was no light in the room, but she found the ■ lock and set it an hour ahead oi tine as sin- thought Neither mother no.- daughter knew that the Hlecpei was doomed to wake at >i o'clock, out prompt Iv at that hour the alarm sounded IVrliaps Jack can tell than any un< else can, and I will give you his no iunit of it: 1 was awake in a moment, and if j evi r a \\ nt"ii hustled 1 did then. I • let the old hoi -e have full swing, and ; we i rotted ait to the farm in great j s|,ape. \i 1 the shades were down, and the phn • wan silent as the grave. 1 ' rang the bell and Mr Albright put his i head out "I the window Ills lan ; guage w isn't i.v polite It was hard work to keep from laughing when he shouted What in thunder do you : wani 'Your daughter,' 1 shouted back "Man alive, he cried. 'I said 0. and il - only half past ii" Maybe that didn't surprise me! " 'Perhaps ,t's too early for an Vl bright,' I sin gested. 'Shall I call hit ci "'No,' lie growled; I call answer you now Ii this is a sample of Winton slowness the stock is improving, and ""And I may have (JraceV 1 inter rupted him. " "i'lague take you!' he cried 'I sup- , pose so." I hen he closed the window with .*i bang, and 1 camped ou the por- h iintii (Jrai-e came down." I he Kvolutl»ii <>f Name*. volut;• >ll oi names from foreign ton-ins into English is in main cases e, ( s\ Eroin the (oTiiian Bauer to the English Bowers and from the French Boul.ang■ r t" the English Bulling' r is but a step as it were But there are no people who are often* r more liu- : lnoroiisly a< l used of altering their ' names than the Irish. Thus il lon. I>x 11 xll I»iv\er, lievcreand Devyr; Mi i ui ty, Macarice and Makart; Slat tery. Slater an*l Satterlee; O'Brien, Obrion and I'.reen; McUinness. (iuin iiess ..i;il Innes; ltellly, Itelyea; Iniffv, 1»11fax Md lutliii. Magoflin; Qulnu, (jueeit I .ai iv Eougert; Haggcrtv, iiagg.iri; Sully. Sonic. The English s iigcr, I'.: all :n. merely dropped a let ter when he went on the stag*'. He was a Hebrew , and his real name was Abraham. <»I«I < 11hIohi Handed Down. How man} can tell the origin of the habit of closing the eyes in prayer'/ Ear back in the pa-t the sun was the lin: '> ei'sa I object of worship. As it rose abovi the horizon the devotee thanked il for its return to bh-ss the world As ii set in the west lie im- 1 ploi-ed its earlv return. His face was iilwavs tow ird the --un in prayer, and his eyes were closed to prevent blind ness "| lie habit has passed down from father io son for thousands of years. Though the object oi worship has been e1,,, ugeii. custom survives. \o!*r ii*i it ( urativt* The ( 'hiiiese (Jocior sets up a terrible racket when • • d to treat the sick. This is supposed to drive evil spirits away, and it nii>|Uostionably acts well in a great inanj cases, t'iviilzation deiuaiiils r- -i nd ipiiet All noise is barred from tie - kinoin. The ('bl uest' have demonstrate*! unknowingly a great ps;. I.olog .al or psychupatho logi' al fact, A patient of mine had re ceived tin last rites of the church, the pulse had cased at the wrist and h" had sunk into that coma which pre ccd - di ith. Some one in the next house struck up the "Anvil Chorus" from"II 'i'ro\atore " I was very much annoyed and distressed and tried to 1 stop it Suddenly the pulsation at the wrist began igain, the patient grad ually ope j 1111 his eye motioned to Ills s stir. She b* nt low. and he whispered in her car, l e duin te d'-a; that is my t favorite tunc" We roused him, fed him id today t• 11 years after the evi hew. ;h- Jlo pounds. The therapeutics brat ion or noise is yet to I" written So I have discov ered that anything that can arouse the j stile ons- oils subliminal self w ill cure I my pati* ni when all drugs rail, and j noise i- a 'er v cheap ; geilt. Medical B:v I I)r i! I.as to be lciuembcred that tl'.\ chew the cud when lying down. Two 1111 J st experienced and observant foresters, th" one in Argyllshire and tlie other in Aberdeenshire, thus gave tln ir opinions I>• • r s],., por rest from about 10 or 11 a. m to 1 pin." "I>eer sleep from noon to."i p. in." It is no uncommon occurrence to come on de ■■ asleep A stalk >r in the Bre ki omit had the rare experience ; of coming upon a parcel of seven stags, all sound asleep A herd was seen to move in < Ilenfeshic, but one stag re mained behind, lying motionless On a i careful approach he was found to be asleep. Perhaps, however, the odil'-st occurrence of this nature happened in Bracmore, when a stalking party on going up to the stag which had just been shot found a three-year-old close to It fast asleep In fact, it is by no means rare to get within a yard or two of a sleeping deer. Scottish field. Poetry II ml Science* Poetry has perhaps no place in the exact science-, partly because exact ness is incompatible with poetic license, partly because of the unalterable tend ency of the poet to get things wrong. A curious example of this was noticed in a lecture at the Camera club by Mr. Duncan on cuttlefishes. The modern cuttlefish is a di scemlaiit of the fossil belemuite, but the only descendant of the coeval ammonite is the paper nau tilus. Better known i- th*' Portuguese man of war, w . :. which the paper nau tilu- is sometime- confused and which Is really allied with the belemnite group, because, while iis shell appears external, it is not really so The poets Pope, Byron and .lame- Montgomery all easily I* nio i; •• error, ami Pope's well known lines in the ' Essay ln H'M l-'iit ure. \ man i- bundle of relations, a J Unot i r i'i>• '•. wh"-o flower and fruit ( age is the world All his faculties re 112, . ton !ures out of him. All his fac- j iltlcs predict the world he is to in- j habit, as tl •■ tins of the fish foreshow hat wat'-r exi ts or the wings of (in .•agic iu the ' gg pn suppose a medium >f ght air Insulate and you destroy 1 ,*m lie l antiot live without a World Emerson j EZRA BRIMS' RtVtNOt TALMADGE •. i 1 \l- '. n• j My 1 1 icinl tin* |JO>UII;ISI>T and t:>-n erul slon-kfi p'-i ■>l H,irle\ li< was .-it- on tin- front p«>r< Ii ol' iih establish tii> at lazily I'Utlin:; Hiiall elotids of L' 111• ■ -null,.- into lie an anil blinking com fori a lily at liis -1 ij.i><• i • i feet, win 11 w if I' -uim a |iu>t on a level with hi~ lace. 1 -poke to biin, and tin- feet slipped down with a thud "Howdy," In' said. 'Some warmisl, ain't ItV" 1 nodded, wiping lioin my 1 tlie perspiration ud> i> d l>y in ill ad visi-d walk ol two mile- o .*r a road iinshad< d from a nn-r* lie- July sun. The family at tho farmhouse where, from motives of I was spend in;! nij vaealion had gone to a funeral, and 1 had \v aried of my own eompa ny. Where!oi• the afternoon being too hot for tishing. I had come to liar leyville to sei k eompaii.■ >nshi|i. "I'd have went to Ike's funeral my bell." said the - tori keeper when I Lad rxplained thus to his understanding, "only the lest of the folks wanted to po, and I didn't like to close up the place on account of the postotlice. I was down to Ike's when the great damp breath blew his lamp out. I set up with him two or three nights along at the hist." "lie was a close friend of yours?" I asked. "Well," sighing explosively, "there ain't much doubt he was considerable close, and we was always friends, liiiu and me I had a feeling of sympathy for him during the last years of h;> life 1 , too—sort of an admiration for him, because he took his medicine like a man 'Tnin't every male human that does." "Then In- had long been an invalid - .'" "No; that ain't the idea. He wasn't sick a great while. The story dates back nigh onto twenty years, when him and Ezra I'.riggs was rivals for the hand of Martha Telford. 'Twas nip and tuck between 'em, but Ezra finally won the match. Ike was fool enough to get mad about it, and when his pa died, leaving among his' Other effect> a mortgage on the old I'.riggs place where Ezra was living, his parents both being defunct, lie foreclosed the thing and made a regular dickens of a bad mess Ezra could liavi paid if he'd had an other six months, bnt Ike wouldn't wait. That was the beginning of a mighty hard time for Ezra. Nothing he touched after that seemed to pros per. Him , - r I Martha there wasn't no children conic at last to live in a house not much better tliaji a shanty down by the mill yonder, and the woman's love, so my wite and daughter ■! would only llop down and carry hii off lie fore lie done anything that would -hock the c immunity "Hut I was worrying unduly. How ever much l,e may have been figuring on revenge, there wasn't no bloody vio lence mixed into his figuring. He did give the community sort of a shock, though, such as 'twas Most of us con Id u t understand then why he done as he did, but it > ;,s clear as molasses to ine now. "The river yonder five years ago last March got on a ripping tear owing to a sudden thaw, and among other things it done It swooped down across Ike's barnyard and carried off n lot of live stock and things, including Ike himself, who was trying to rescue a valuable ram he'd paid a big price for at the state fair. "He went along with the flood and never STOPPED (J]] J„. stuck In tho branches of a small tree about seventy or eighty feet from shore near where Ezra's house j. And as chance would have it Ezra heard hi in yelping for help and dragged himself out of the house, w here he was staying alone with his disease while Martha washed dishes up to the li"tel over at Rottom village. "Now, 'twould have been no more than natural for a man in Ezra's po sition to have done nothing but gloat ov r the s;ip 11: on. But Ezra didn't do nothing of the kind He hustled ..round as fast as his dist ;se would let him to save Ike hi'tor- the tree come unrooted "He got a long rope Hid tried to throw one cod of it to I!. but it fell about five feet short every ''me. so i«• waded out into the water, though the doctor had told him "tv a Id kill him to get his feet wet. W! u Ike had tied one end "112 the nr • ;■> himself Ezra tied tl other end to a fen- post, and the current done the res!. "That wetting of his 112 ; ml le.;) was the beginning of 1. '- finish That night he ' id a ' ] ||. md his ills ease simply cot • nonage The doc tor s d 'tw:<- i. jm * less the minute h" -••en lnni and ' v,> him a week to live t' he didn't drop oil i:i the meantime And Ike wei! 11, » cone around peni idu and lit: 1 : 'l' ;i s . uything the Old Testament ever p •odiieed. saying I zra saved his jit- tor he couldn't swim a Stroke, ami ask.a- if 11 re wasn't any thing lie con d d" i" II ike amends IO him l liert w siit. . : course I lie time had none by for (hat But Ike hung II round the pla. • clothed in figurative (. (Ckdolh and -lie- most of the time tin Ezra ! ssed along t" the next wot Id "ifht d ys ltd It seemed to me rather a pretty storj ~112 the gi le; love hath no man than tii is son and In p oais of tire upon his In ad sort, :• I I said as milch to the Stole I ci-pel "Shucks: i 1 it v isn't Ezra's revenge Iii all. though 1 thought it was till I |. riled dift' l ellt r./l t Was simply i\ iug Ike foi the torture that was all. Two d a> s before he died he sent for nic, mid he >-;i\-, with a shivery • buckle, when le d sent the others out of the room ''ld ft'ii lid I've got to |e|l Si me lii I. I_x t and I've, hose on you It'll be eis ■ dying if I know that soiucbi d\ alive knows how I got even wilh that cuss I've forgive him and all that, but, sa\ and he drew tuu down i loser to him. i ve made mm aim Martha promise solemnly with their hinds to hing mini , that they'll get in i ried soon decent, and, oh. giory won't -lie itist knock the fillister off of him'' He was chuckling hard when 1 left him, and I reckon he died 'buckling My wife said lie looked real peace'ul and contented and -alisfied and 11 of ini ural in his , oiMn." "And II ' I asl.eil ali'-r a short in ter il dnr. tg which the -ton-keeper's gaze r> - lid ujc ,i a distant hilltop where White -loll* - leaiued ill the -llfishine time mot. he sighed, more softly this time Poor Ike!" lie murmured. "I never -•■*• a man who seemed si, glad to die as him LLLC«'NSIVE HLMTK J . Energy is a line thing, but, like steam, it needs a littlo restraint and careful guiding If the safety valve iloesn I work there's likely to be a breakdown or a blow up now and then. Ihe iiervousy, fidgety woman Is a dreadful bore She nifties up the at mosphere and makes everybody wish she would take a vacation and rest up like -i\tv Some of those people who fly around the fastest do the least work, and the proper thing to acquire is balance. Work as hard as you want to. but let up when the moment for letting up arrives. There is a limit to human endurance, and when you go beyond the limit you never get back into the valve of strong endurance and line vitality. It is the mail or the wo man who knows how to work and how to rest who gets things done all tine and shipshape and without tearing the roof otl it- feet. These remarks may be blunt, like a chisel, but they're as true as the fact that the Lord made lit tle apple- Chicago Kecord-Herald. Odd Nlr«*ot Nit men. in < Icrkenwell. laigland, there is a street called Pickled Egg walk. It takes jis name from Pickled Egg tav ern, which formerly -tood there and made a -n ialty of serving pickled egg- Aii interesting London thorough fare - Hanging Sword alley, which - mentioned in lii'-kens' "Tale of Two 4 'iti* - London has also Pickleher ring street. In Leicester is a street called the Holy Bones and another called Callows Tree Cnte. Hull has a street with the extraordinary name, the Land of Croon (linger. Corydon lias a street named Pump Pail, and there some years ago lived Peter Pottle, a dealer in furniture. The most daring of farce w liters might well have hesi tated to invent a combination of name and address so improbable as that which really belonged to Peter Pottle of I'ninp Pail. Tne LMhor of a Watch, The little balance wheel of a watch vibrate- five times per second. Imag ine that lids wheel, instead of swing ing back and forth like a pendulum, should roll on continuously over a given surface. Its circumference in a gentle man's w at' h of ordinary size is two and a quarter indies, and it makes a sweep in each direction of about three fourths of its circumference. In other words, ii would traverse in one second a distance mea-uring about eight and a half ire In s. A cording to this com putation, the balance wheel of a watch would tra\ '| in a year over a distance of„ :: I'.TT miles in round numbers, and i; we id take li e Utile wheel .iust six year- i ,_ht months to circumvolve tiie globe by way of the equator. Your Tongue If it's coated, your stomach Is bad, your liver is out of order. Ayer's Pills will clean your tongue, cure your dys pepsia, make your liver right. Easy to take, easy to operate. 25c. All druggists. i Want j r moustache or beard a beautiful j i brown or ri«*h ? Then use BUCKINGHAM'S DYE Whiskers j . . . \ . s|' ! A Hint Ilt-*Jrnlile. "You're all run down," said the doe tor "What y ii need are *juiet and rest. You oujrlit not to be worried at all." "Will you i'Ut that in the form of a prescription, doctor, and give it to my wife';" asked the man. Kxehamre. Success is nothing more than the re sult of iloinjr whatever you can do not only well, but just a little better than inybc.dy else. Maxwell's Talisman. Masai CATARRH In a'.l its ptftL'fs there g(r{\ ER Ely's Cream Balm c ■ ansea.fK'othe.-nndhi 'i>B ciM " u M away a c <1 in the head quickly. Cream Balm is placed Into the nostrils, spreads over the membrane and is absorbed. Relief is im iiiL'iliatcand a cure follows. It is cot dryinc—dees tpi Once sneezing. Large Size, 60 cents tX Drng j-iets or by mail; Trial Si/.e, to cents by mail. LLY BROTHERS. WW irren Street, New York- Free Trial " i »rfe«t #•«•• Write for cook book by • * l\ VICT oilman Jlrtt and food ( hopper 10. 11. At rrurdft 112« • M)r, j oti: or cii-reai 7ke. You: HONKI RAtl ifoot ntuftclvrj, ROUIAH IV6 t 0 . 140 I'foo *««., Boq»I Joy, ft. Nothing has ever equalled it. I N thing can evi r surpass it. Dr. Kings New Discovery I r., />(I\NI'*PTI(IX p r j C e SO. A 11.00 A Perfect For All Throat and Cure: Lung Troubles. Money back if it fails. Trial Bottles free. J. J. BROWN, THE EYE A SPECIALTY 1 x, s tested, treated. fitted « it li <1 ~ it|,.l ait ihe ml eyes sii|H'lie*l. Market Street, IJloonisbni*;, l'.i lliull - in a in t" ■ I', m A i AMILY QUARREL. Urn Until I iiilii.jc \ll ♦* r I lie Poet llu«l Interfered. 11l lii.st!; I *;t 1 >«• r - William Kii-t iii il t lii-it Shellej was staying iii tin* vli 1:• ol* tin' i; I sbornes a luo-t .11 ■i; i in uii-til in •> in i ill. It ap pour* thai In- -«*r\iints, (Jitiseppe aud AiiiiUii/i:ita. w ho were man and wife, qimrreleil. and Slu-lli'y, bearing Glu Bi jipi' aliiislnn III* \\ iff very savagely aud also ill ii 1 IH-c. rushed upon him with a |>i-»ti•!. shouting "I'll shoot you! I'll shoo! you' rin startled fellow ran I'm- hi* \l it pus* It- to dodge back in!' the house unpen flved Shelley, seeing I:.f ii no iia.re. at last went back to the inn-, where, to his unutterable surprisi he found (liuseppe and An nuuziata sjjt'ug together In Ibe most amicable manner, addressing each nth e: as • vain' and "iarl*-mia." "Hut were you not quarreling even now'.'" exclaimed the perplexed poet. "Quar reling'.' uaspeil (jiiisepp' in ama/.e ment. "Nn, slgnor, we never quarrel ed." "Hut I have been running after you in order to shoot you." "No, si- Knor, \ >u IK-vi-r ran after me. I'm I have been s tting he i. ■ for tie last hour or more. ) .u inu*i have faueied all this." And 11iuseppe and Anuun/.iata, who had bolli been • misiderably fr L'ht< n -d continuing to assure him tb: ' !' ■ ■ had hud no quarrel, and Mar\ Sii >lley, whom they had let into the - • ret. spy ing the «ame Shelley was at hist utter ly injsiitied and inclined himself to be lieve that lie must have fancied it. PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD, TIME TABLE In Effect Nov. 'J'.'th, T.MJU. \. M. I A.M.. P. M. .Scranton(l>SiH)lv «t> > t; 112-A Jx Pltuton " " 7051 It Is<{ 54 10 "> 5-'ij \. M A. M P. M, P.M Wilkcstmrre... Iv » r §lO :tV 2 4". its ihi I'lyui'tli Ferry 7 ;j I in w l 'J vj 16 <>T Nanticoke •* 74J 10 V) J fit t) 17 Mocanai|U» ..." hhi 11 ni 32n 837 Wapwallopen.. " *lO 11 Hi 3MI t> 47 Neacopeck ar Bi* UK > 7 0W...... \ ,\|. A.M'. [V M . I'ottsvllle It .mi >ll o-i ' Hazleton ' ' 705 245 i' 2 451 Tiimhicken " 7 aOS •; or>0 r > Kern (}len " .-4 15 :> l"i Bock (.lien ; .i i 22 > 22, Neacopeck . .ar *• rj l alawi—a 1 0" 4 <*> \ M A.M P.M. p M ~~ Kcscoiieck... .Iv 5 K If* -ill 2>> .I 4J i*i Creasy *3' it .>i» 352 7 09. Kspy Ferry... •'I «4. 11 4f, I 4IU 720 E. Bloomsourt " *47 iI 50 4 (*> 725 Catawissa l\ s ">5 14 1:; 7 a-j South Danville " 14 12 15 431 751 Sunbury ar 3."> 12 4(i I 5T> Kls A.M. P. >l. P. M I' M Sun bury iv m 42 Si- is $5 18 9 ~31 Lvwishurg ar 10 11 4"' 54* Milton " lu " s 13» 111 111 II William sport.. " UOO 141 (> 40 10 001 Lock Haven... " 115!' 220 7 ;7 1 Kane "j 8 25 ~~ I'.M. P.M.! Lock Haven..lv -i- 10 ' Betlefonte ....ar 105 1 it i Tyrone " 210 ti 00 I'liilipslnirg " "> 10 i 8 02 1 4'leartleld " 5 >1 ' s 45 l'ittsliurg " 0V» 10 4r> A.M. P. M. P. M. P M Sunlmry Iv 960 j 1 -"•!• sin s3l Harrlstiur«.... ar II 3o Ji 315 t> s(' 10 10 I'. M. P. M. P. M. A M Philadelphia., ar >3 17 623 :i 423 Hattimore ";3 11 Bno H45 'J :.ll Washington ... "S42o|, 716 10 55 :! 30 |A.M. P.M. Lewistown ,Ic. ar 11 15 105 Pittsburg ii 55 no 15 A..M . P. M P. 51. 1> M IlurrishurK.... Iv 11 46 a2o|| 720 ;1105 I'. 51. A M. \. M. A M hittsburK ar 55 -1 '5" 1 ' 50 5 :>o I'. M.! 1' M A M A M I'ittstiurK iv 7 1" 00 .(onus 00 A.M A V Psl IlarrlSburK.... ar 200 4 £>■ 11 25; 3Jo P.M A M PlttPtiUlK Iv 'J 10 ."8 00 A.M. P 51 i.ewiitnwn .K\ " 7 t" ;3 00 Sunbury ar » 2>- ; 4 sre " 11 Ho 440 840 11 45 Philailelphia... " 11 40 4 2."' s i" 11 10 A. M. A .51 A. M. P I*l HarrlsburK Iv 335 755 ;ll 4u .3 25 Sunbury ar ■OO « lit; 108 ■ 6 I ;t P.M. A MAM Pittsburg .... Iv 12 45 • <«• *oo 1 learfielil •• 1' :( :m l'liilipsburg.. " 125 10 10 Tvrone " 700 s lO 12 2a Heileronte.. " SI., .... !• 32 1 125 l.ock Haven ar !i 15 10 30 2 it l P. M. A M A M 1* M Krie iv 555 : t . Kane " S 15 ;ti 00 .... Renovo " 11 -5o . o 40, 10 30 » 1 13 L.ock Haven.... " 12 :is 7 ;o 11 25 2 50";;.. A.M. I' M Williamsport.. " 2i l 825 ;12 in :l 50 Milton - J 2-1 913 125 4 I.ewishuri£ " 9 O.'i I 15 422 Sunbury ar 3 ■ 9 15 1 5-1 505 ; A~M AMP M P M! Sunbury Iv ? ti 45 I 9 55 : 2 Oil - 525 .... Snuth lianville " 7 II '0 17 221 550 ... (Jatawlssa '* 7 32| lo C 5 2 in 8 081 .... K Jiloomshurx.. " 7 '' 10 43 2 I', 815 ' Espy Ferry...." 742 110 47 f8 19 .... Creasy " 752 lo 58 2 ->5 li 30 Ne9Copeck " 802 11 05, 305 840 A M A~M P. M. P M I" t 'atawissa 1\ 10 :>8 .... Nescnpcck Iv 523 S 5 OTi '< 705 Hock (Hen ar II 22 7 2* Kern (Hen " ssl 11 2S| 5 :!2 7 :>t Tnmhicken " 8 -5S II :;s 5 is 742 Hazleton " 010 1157 559 , 806 ■ Pottsvllle - lo 15 1 AM A .51 P M P M ~ Nescopeck Iv :8 02 11 05 ; 0.5 s8 10 Wapwallopcn..ar 8 1:1 11 20 320 ti 52 Mocanaqua .... " 8 il 11 32 ;30 701 \ant ienke ... * i 11 54 349 719 P 51 Plym'th Ferry' 19 02 12 02 1 17 2s Wilksbarre . •• «in li 1" 4 IMS 7H5 A 51 P 51 P M P 51 Pittstoi; 11A 11) ar 9C9 12 - 4 fti 801 scranton " 10 oh I 1 > 521 \ s '2v Weekdavs. Pally 1 Fla« station. Pullman Parl. i » Sleeping Cars run "n i hrnuifh trains hciween *•». ' l ll ry. Wiiliainsport and l.rie. between Sunbtirv nu.i Philadelpnia . 111 , (.in Passenger A sent. •JOHnsr W. FARNSWORTH INSURANCE Lift Firs Accident and Sleam Boiler CHUc*: Kontsomwy BuSldlnc*, Mill Street, Danville, - - Penn'a ] A< KAWA NN A KAI LRU AD. U BLOOMSBURG DIVISION W EST. A M. A M. A. M. P. W New York Iv .... 1000 14t P. M. Seranton ar 817 150 P. M. Buffalo IV 11 30 t45 * M. Hcrauton ir 55W P'Ua A. M. A. M. P. M. P. W Scrautou 1 v tb 35 *lO 10 tl 55 •« «Ti Belle vne Taylor 044 1017 103 el 4 l.ackawHnliH 6 m 11124 210 B si» liuryea t, b.i lu 2b 213 853 PittHton ti 58 10 33 217 857 SiiNquelianua Ave 701 10 37 219 8 fiit Went, PittHtoU 70, 1041 22:1 702 Wyoming 710 10 40 227 707 Forty Fort 2SI .... Bennett 7 IT 10.12 2 34 7 14 Kingston ar 724 10 240 720 Wilkes-Harre ar 740 11 10 250 730 Wilkes-Harre iv '."1" 10 40 230 710 K iiigHton Iv 721 iO 50 24U 720 Plymoutii June Plymouth 735 11 05 249 529 Nantii-oke 74; 1113 258 737 11 unlock'* 749 1119 30# 743 shicksbimiy 8 111 1131 320 753 Hlckn Ferry 811 11143 330 is us Beach Haven 819 11 48 337 800 Berwick 827 11 54 344 4 Brlarcreek 18 32 . f3 50 .... Willow Grove f8 38 13 54 112» 24 Ume Espy Hli 12 15 4CO 884 liloomHblirg 853 12 22 412 840 Ittijiert 857 12 25 415 645 Catawluna 902 12 32 422 81 0 Danville VIS U44 433 9 oft Caraaron . 924 ri2 67 44:: Northumber i 1.... ar 935 110 455 930 EAST. A. M. A. M. P. M. P at .Nortliunilieri *0 15 tioOO tl 50 •.'■ it Cameron h57 .... fb HI Danville ... 707 10 19 211 fi it Catawtoaa 721 1032 223 s6B Ku pert 728 10 37 229 601 Bloomaburg 733 10 4J 233 801 Ewpy 7 ::» lo 4s 240 818 l.lme Bulge 744 NO 54 U4Bf« J< Willow (irove f7 4h f2 50 Briarcreek 7 52 f2 5S 112 6J~ Berwick . 757 11 05 258 8 M Beech Haven 805 flll2 303 841 Hicks Ferry 811 flllT 309 #«7 shkkatiinny 822 1131 i2U 18 59 H Hillock's 8 iii 331 17 09 •Nantlcoke ... 838 11 44 338 7lt Avondale . 841 342 722 Plymouth 845 1152 347 7 W Plymouth June 847 352 . Kingston ar 855 11 59 400 738 Wllkes-Barre ar 910 12 10 410 750 Wilkes Barre Iv 840 11 40 350 730 Kingston Iv 855 11 59 400 738 Luzerne .. 858 al2 02 403 742 Forty Fort 19 00 .... 407 .... Wyoming 905 12 08 412 7 West Plttston 910 417 75S Husfjuehanna Ave 913 12 14 420 7bf Plttston 919 12 17 -4 24 801 Durvea 923 429 BU6 Lackawanna 928 432 81< Taylor "32 440 817 Bellevue Hc-ranton.. ar 942 12 35 450 B*6 A M. P. M. P M Scranton Iv 10 25 1155 .... 1110 a. y Buffalo ar .... 755 7 0 A.M. P. M P.M A.M Scranton Iv 10.10 12.40 J3 35 *2 ' • P. M. P. M P.M A. *' New York ar 330 500 735 150 •Daily, tDaily except Sunday. fStops on signal or on notice to conductor a stops on signal to take on passengers lor New York. Binghamton and points west. T. K.CLARKE T. W. LEE. tien. Muperfnteudent. (ien. Pass. Shoes Shoes Styiisn I Cheap ! ZReliaole 1 Blcycio, Cymnasium and Tennis Shoes. THE CKLEHRATKI) Carlisle Shoes AND THE Siiaj; Proof Knhher Itools A SPECIALTY. BCIIATZ, SBIP NEW! A Reliable TIN SHOP Tor ail kind of Tin Roofing, Spoutlne and Canaral Job Work. Stoves, Heaters, Ranges, Furnaces, eto. PRICES TUK LOWEST! QUILITY THE BEST! JOHN HIXSON NO. 116 E. FRONT ST. ' PEGG The Coal Dealer SELLS WOOD - AND - COAL —AT— -344 Ferry Street