POINTS ON HOSPITALS ;Ori*tn«l 1 I lire In the vicinity of a grout city. F'- - r.orning 1 come Into business «»n h train and every morning I pus# u Im>\ in the station on which is a uothv, Drop your papers for patients in the boMptn Js " I pasai-d this Imix often wltlwMit pay luk any attention to It, hut one da/ I was obliged togo to a hospital in* self to undergo an opera tion, and after being discharged the tirst time I passed the box 1 pilt in ui> puper 1 had written on the mar gin o"«r from the message since It was ad 1-1., i what a pleasure your .1 i> i i\■ <>n ju-iilng the paper :• i. at >--ur Bote on the I MB ■ nf that a man with as •. I.' titn-ws as > iu have displayed l: .11.1 I .I.sl l.«- a H"""1 fellow to 1 t v* I Ilk-- t-> know j--u. I Ki:i 'I. KICK HUI>SON. I si tl- <1 this letter carefully to find ■Hik* tmv of a woman In It, tiut there \r .s n ie \ • woman would have U-> I • evpi' ssioli, "a good fellow to ki Ides there were no feminine p. nil- about It \o. my suspicion ti...t a woman had written it and put a i. - name to it was not borne out bj a} sii;u. I write a «iuiple reply that ii Mr Huibori left the liospl t.,l i iiuoM Ilk* to Idin at my otllce, us l had muliiTor he would let me know and 1 0 <1 use my own pleasure In calling, i i«; n*d that 1 would be happy to ail o:«l thought no more about the b.after fur some months, when 1 re ■ -■neii another note from Mr Hudson, as follows 1 MM •' i!:c fr -m a cam* of rttph tliHlu lausUt t: -in u patient at tlila ima s it .is I am perfectly r-atiired I «i ik j- ■ ii > pr--ml*-) to for you a .1 . j . tr. i- liiia with to tl. lu.tluit;- m.llt of hix>t>lt.klH. 1 replied to this note that there must • ilnly b- room for luiprovement In U.i tiu>titutiou when' he was since a patient had been exposed to a con ta. 1 felt a good deal of iopathy 'or htm in this additional misfortune, which 1 «\press-ed as well as 1 knew how, though I landed the effort was rather lame. However, in this e«s«- 1 must have succeeded pretty w e*i, for Uiy note brought the follow lu«< reply: Tmi n.'.iat b« a hrlck. Ni>t *»n>> man In a huiuli>-'l » aid t.ilo- the trnut'le to ex i:. •• > ".. t-I .1 stl.tl.t.' I as >ull L--- d.-iK- I am fiWli« all rlxht now. tt. in>» r. 0.l t.«fu t mui. <".-iitiiK t N o'clock »n appoti.tiin ut. drupplac in I to im htm on my way to tin engage ment half an hiHir later 1 was ush •r*d Into « private |tarlor at the far suJ of wfili !. - ,t a trained nurse about twenty-live \ e.i of ate She looked ttka a »>mva nt. t 'it lier cluH-ks took a »eri : «s> hue tiie in-iiuent 1 cu tar*«l Irsle-d sfie was blushing like a I biidn t n paper before Ui e> e», stie bt-Kun tor« ad i li, ti-Kpit tla b-.th ns stu- Aefit ao-1 g: has illed to in> no tk» "t »imi moiiu-nt," I interrupted "Are you Fredei I. Ilndson?" «e but 1 usually -pell my llret baiao with an 'a ' It ts Fredericka. TUo a" must luiv<' fus'll left o(T." "Flow the ml- hief did jmi contrive to write tlnss- manlike letters?" "I didn't. I got a man to wrlto them." M \nd make up ail there was In t hem Y' "Tlwlr contents an* true." "The diphtheriaY* 1 voluntts-red for that service." 1 have to-, ii disappointed " ' 1 l»a\e done very wrong In deceiving you " "Not &Mt My dis:i(ipointmetit waß i.i' ■ : lag ii r- ph from a Baa Instead of a very lo\elj girl." St.- I Mile another effort togo oil with her pw" i"ii hospitals I did not inter fer with her, but gradually her voice weakeissl, and she dually shipped mid looked at ii iu In dire confusion. I n- I luil.-d t.. iielp f,er oilt "After all, 1 have to tfiank you for a ver> pleualug ill- blent \\ hill- you have be*.-11 reading I have been thinking over y ir letters, and although they uwre n.Ni. tdlng I do not see that you have ►tute«l a single untruth ** "You forgive iue'.'" "\>m, and thank you." I her -it nf the story is an oft told tulo HENRI H BFK'ER. Wis Dreii^lng Not ev«-ryl-«1,) w i»o can dress a head of real bait Issyunlngly can comb n wig with e.pial aucis-as There is a tpt la 1 ku.-n kln lg dr- s-lng Iu some ■hops where wax figures afxiund one or tm> of the employees are trained In the art of wig dressing and combine ttait with tti r other duties at a slight i ise of salary, but in most places the . ntlre fiiiMliiess is Intrusted to pro ! feHSI-Kllll ig dlesSelS. a n-gft uignitai v w rio tiarl risc-n from j a rank of life was twitted N\ an opponent f-ir "Inning begun life as j a barber's bo> " "It is true that 1 did so ' i the a tiswel "and if yoli ilillj j l-» t in la i 11111 ir station you would b.i •• remained tfiere till tin- present lla t " 1 ulflt 111 1011. "I sup|ioHi- ymi hop.- to make ii \i-ry pill;. , ate.| jonng man of your fmy Josh." '• V\ , Ie ■ 11 ti \ a till' 111 in the last We can. Lo i > i >vs and then mother and me f\- s tii i a iii. n' mu " W ashlugtoti Sim A Judge'sT Homcinc e I ntn a man of dignity. It has been assertisi that 1 have a certain pompos ity about me. While lam a bachelor of forty-live no man has ever charged me with any softness toward the other se\. Mj position w as thus when the courts were closed for the summer season of i. certain year and I retired to my usual resort on the seashore. It may not strike you as unite con ! Mstent when 1 say that a few days aft ' cr my arrival a woman appeared who I caught my attention. She was regis | tercd as "Mrs.," and it was understood | that her husband would appear later. She was handsome, well formed, re fined in all outward respects a lady. I did not have speech with her, but I admitted to myself that but for my dig nity and position I might have at tempted what is legally known as a mild flirtation. People seemed to understand intui tively that a Judge of special sessions did not care to hear alwuit trifles, and so no gossip was poured into my cars. However, 1 learned later on seven or eight rooms were robbed Inside of a week. The robberies occurred by day, and generally at meal times, and the plunder was money and Jewelry. In one case the loss amounted to in another to snihi ( in a third to over sl,- <» guests felt themselves under espionage, if not suspicion all but I How could landlord, detective or any one else suspect the Integrity of Judge Coke? The robberies ceased as suddenly as they had begun, but for reasons known to themselves the detectives decided to search the baggage of certain niests, tine of whom was the handsoe Mrs. Blank I heard nothing of this 'he time, but as I left my room on tin v of the search I encountered the I>. with a small package In her hand ink she frankly said to mo: "Judge i'okc. I have not had the honor of an Introduction, but I wish to beg a favor of you. As the clerks are busy this morning, and as the porter does not look like a man to be trusted, you would put me under many obliga tions by taking this package to the ex press oilicc It is directed to my hus band, as you see, and contains papers that lie must have soon. I am sorry , to thus impose upon your good nature, ! but"— "Say no more, madam," I interrupted, j as 1 tixik the package from her; "I i shall be only too happy to be of service j to you." I may have smiled as I lifted my i lint and bowed, but I contend that I j lost none of my dignity, and of course 1 did not make it an excuse for any extended conversation. 1 met her on the street, a full block from the hotel, upon my return, but as I banded her over the receipt I merely raised my hat again and spoke of the weather. The search was made quietly and with the consent of the guests, but It proved futile. The next three days passed without excitement, and 1 took It into my head to order a carriage and he driven out. It has always been my opinion that a Judge looks well as he rides out in a landau with head erect and arms folded. I was being bowled along the boule vard collecting my resort with one five miles away, with my driver fully conscious of my dignity and impor tance, when a parasol was waved at me from the sidewalk, and I made out a lady at the end of it. More than that, I made out Mrs. Hlank, who said to tne as my carriage halted at the curb: "Judge Coke, were you going to drive over to Surf I'ityV" "I am on my way there, madam," I replied as my hat came off at the proper angle. "Then then" "What is it, madam?" "I have a friend over there who Is 111. and there is no train for two hours. I know it is presumption on my part, but"— "Not at all, madam. Let me assist you in. I w ill have you there in three quarters of an hour, and the obligation will be mine." There were no languishing smiles, no googoo eyes on my part. Indeed, I think that most of out conversation during the drive referred to the law di rectly or indirectly. I was a bit sur prised that she should ask to lie set down on the public square Instead of at her friend's bouse, but dignity for bade me even to raise my eyebrows. She I>owed and returned thanks; I raised my hat and murmured "Uen't mention it." and we parted. My position demanded that I should forget her as soon as possible or until I met her at breakfast next morning, and I bad fairly succeeded when I re turned to the hotel two hours later. ! Then sis- rushed back Into my memory I at a bound The landlord and the do teetlves were looking for her It bad become known that she was an ad venturess whose photograph adorn more than one rogues' gallery and w had even "done time" for theft. 1 j w as she who bad cleaned out the rooms j and given tne the plunder to express ; away, and it was she who had robU-d \ the hotel safe of alsnit at the | noon hour as the clerk left for a nsi- 1 ment 1 had driven her over to Surf ■ ♦ Ity that she mb.'ht take the train and thus elude the detectives M. QUAD. Mam O'ltrir* Adder. During his tour through Australia many years ago death was once close U|M>n Max O'Kell, as it seemed to him at tho time Lying in bed one night in a bush hostelry, worried by mosquitoes and thinking of the snakes against which he had been warned, lie became j aware of the presence alongside of him of a cold, treacherous snake, probably a death adder, as it was only about three feet long lieath from the bite of tlds playful adder is rapid and pain less, and the Frenchman recorded aft erward Ids reflection that It was bet ter perhaps to die that way than by gout or rheumatism. After an hour of agony, however, he slipped out of bed, struck a light and went about the room scinching for the walking stick he bad carried especially for defense against reptiles. After a weary and nervous hunt be found it at last among the dis ordered bedclothes. I nttlnic Colli Hatter. rutting butt.r in vuy eold weather Is often a ditlieiilty. When < iitting a sli< •• of buttei from a large roll, tlr-d dip tin- ktillc Into ln>t water, when all , likelihood of breaking the butter will i be uvoided AN ORDINANCE. (WANTING PKRMISSION TO TIIK DANVILLE AND RIVERSIDE. STREET KAI LAVA V COMPANY To Ci INSTRUCT, MAINTAIN AND OPERATEan ELECTRIC STREET passkngfk railway, in, THROU(*H, UPON AND OVER CERTAIN STREETS IN THE ROUOIJGH OF DANV'.LLE, MON TOUR COUNTY, PKNNSYI.VA NIA. SECTION i Rh it ordained b\ tin- Town Council of tin- Borough ot Dan villi- in the County of Montour and State of Pennsylvania in Council as sembled, and it i- hereby ordained by the authority of the s;»nio; that con sent and J" rmissioti he granted and given, and the same is hereby granted and eiveii, to The Danville and River side Street Railway Company la cor poration duly organized and incorpo rated under the laws of the Common wealth of Pennsylvania), at its own proper ro>t and expense to build, con struct, maintain and operate perpetu ally a single track electric st r« • t pas - senger railway in, through, upon and over Mill. Market, Rloom, Northum berland, Walnut, Lower Mull eiry and Church Streets, respectively, within the limits of the Rorough of Danville afoiesaid,together with the proper and necessary connection-:, turnouts, sid ings, curves and switches requisite to make a proper electric circuit, anil for such purpose to erect the necessary poles, string the necessary wins, and to do every lawful act and tiling nec essary to properly construct, re-con struct, repair and maintain the said street, railway and road-bed, to op erate the said street railway with elec tric motor, and to propel proper cars thereon for the accomodation of public travel upon and under the lollowing conditions, regulations, stipulations and restrictions. SECTION. "3. That the said true 1 : shall be what is known as the stand ard gauge of four feet, eight and one half ienhes in width, ami shall belaid in the middle ot the above-named streets respectively, equi distant from thecuih oil both sides ot the said street, unless otherwise directed and ' empowered by the s-iitl In <> <_-h of I Danville, ami only at the r. c-ii'lv I established grades then ot, icspi CUM Iv, a- shall be j.'iv ll o lie said flu Danvilie and lilv- ideM;.- < i a 1 a\ Company bv the said Po-o i ai ville an I that no cl ange »;■ aln la ion in such giade or pra Ie- shall Inn a it iat any time except under the spec.a! ' direction and s»n« rvisioii ot the aid 'lorough ot Danville and tin n oniy by ! -oper i\ solution or ordinance tor st. h sjiecilic purpose duly - nncted, that in laying,n-| airing ami n. ntaiii ing its s-aiil tracks, turnouts, sidings. Curves and switches the said The Dan ville and Riverside Street Railway Company si.ail strictly uniform with such grade or gradi s :i< thus givt 11 and si all immediately cl-angi or alter such gin ie or grades^wheuevi r sci requested and required by the said Rorough of Danville, and that ill every sin hi v< lit the said The Danville and Riverside Street Railway ( onipntn .-hall ti\, ad- j nt, lay, raise or depress its said tracks, turnouts, sidings. curv< s and switcln ssoas to strictiy < •uitorm with the grade or grubs thus changed or altered as aforesaid. SECTION. ',5. Tl-at the The Danville and Riverside Street Hail way Company shall also at its own proper cost and expciis - cous'ruct and re-construct the road-bed between tin rails and two feet Oil the outsidl 'it each and all of the rails ot the said railway on each of the above iianu d st reels with -i:eh matt rials as are now upon the said streets ami in such man lier a~ shall be prescribed and requir ed ny the said Rorough of Danville; and if a r any time hcrealtei the said Borough ot Danville shall by propt r ordinance deft rniiint and r-solve to pave any or all of the above-named streets, then, and 111 that t vent, the said The Danvilh and Rivi rside Street Railway Company shall at one and at its own proper cost and ext t-nse in like manner pave its road bi d (betwe n tin rails and two teet in width on the out side of (i'cli and all ot the rails of tin said railway on each ot the above-nan - ed streets), with the same materials and in the same manner as shall be used and performed by the said l'or ough of Danville; Thar in so doing the said The Danville and Riverside Street Railway Company si. all pI a ■< • and restore the said street or streets to the same relative position and con dition in which they were found be fore the construction of the said rail way or tin- paving ot the said road-bed and prescribed portions adja-ent there to; and that the t-aid The Danville and Riverside Street Railway Colli ] any shall at all turn sand at 1 sow n proper cost and expense lay its tracks, sidings, turnouts, curves an . switches and keep the same 111 | ropt r repair -o that, driving on, over, across or off, the same with all usual and ordinary vehich sand liorsi s may lie safe and convenient. SECTION A. Tlat the said The Danville and Riverside Street Rail way Company shall in the construc tion of it~ said trad s, turnouts, sid ings, curvi sand switcln s. use such a style of rail known as a T rail ot not less than ~ixtv pound* per \ard, and such poll s only as shall be tapered to ward the top and square in form, kept wt 11 covered with durable paint, col or, black for the distance of live feet Irom the paveiin lit, and color white for the remainder, properly numbered, placed on the inside of the curb and two inches therefrom, and in such manner as to cause the least possible (instruction and injury to such curb and sidewalk and so as to not unneces sarily obstruct such portion of the front of private property as may be needed and in use for business or oth er purposes by the owner or t- nant of such property; and wh re a dispute shall arise a- to the placing ot such pole or pobs, the Street Commissioner of the said Rorough of Danville shall decide and iudiiatn w here such pole or poles - hall be placed and located, and that all troll y or oiler wire or wires to be stivfi le-d over, strung along, or suspended from, such pole or poles over the tracks of the said railway company and across the streets at various and all places shall be stretched, strung and suspended so as to have a clear, open and unob structed space between said wire or wires and the top of the rail directly under the same of at bast Is feet SECTION That the said The Danville and Riverside Street Railway Company shall at all times and in all other respects properly construct and re construct, maintain and operate its said railway and appurtenance- with due and proper regard for tin safety of lif«-, property and convenience of the public ; 'I hat it shall adopt, pro cure and use the most improved cars, fenders, pilots, brakes, lights, gongs and ot her appliances ; t hat it shall run none ot it- cats at a geater speed than eight miles per hour within the said limits of tln- said Rorough of Danville ; that its charges for a -111 I«• far- on said railway between an\ two points within tin- limits of the said Horough of Danvilh- shall not exceed five ct lits , that it will stop it- ear- on tin -ith - of all street crossing- so as not to ob struct tin same; that before any trol ley car shall c ross any sham railway track such ear mu.-t conn to a full -top, and it shall be tin dlitv of the conductor thereof to -i • that stn-h track is clear and safe before In- shall give the -ignal for the said trolley ear to proceed ; t hat ill tie event ot tin or the alarm of fire it will yield the right of way to the fire-engines, trucks, hose-carriages of all tin- lire companies of the -aid Rorough of Danville and that it shall not by the running and operation of it- ears interfere with the proper and necessary u-n of the said lire engines, trucks, hose carri ages, hose and other necessary lire ap- | paralus and appointments; that it shall at its own proper cost and ex pense remove all di'bris resulting from the construction, reconstruction or repair of its said roadway to Mich place or places as the -.aid Borough of Danville shall designate anel direct, and shall remove all -now anil ice from it- tracks in such a manner as shall in it interfere wit h t lie public use of 11 li st reel s oft he said Bore High of Danv i lie. SECTION That the said The Danville and Riverside Street Rail way Company -hall at all times be liable l for any and all damages done to private or public property which may or shall arise by reason of the the con struction, re-coii-t nut ion or mainten ance of its road tied a nil railway tracus, or by tin erection or maintenance ot tie poles or wire - strung thereon, or by the operation of it- railway service within the limits of the said Borough of Danville and shall further execute and deliver to the said Borough of Danville and ill favor of the? same, a bond which shall be renewed from year to year with surety to be approv ed from time t<» time by the -aid Bor ough of Danville, in the sum of Five Thousand Dollars, to further indem nify and save harmless the -aid Bor ough of Danville from any and all ac tion or actions lor damages arising out of the improper or negligent con struction, ro-coiist ruction, mainten ance and operation of it- saiel railway and appurre nance s. SECTION 7. That except wherein otherwise, in this ordinance provided for, the said The Danville and River side Street Railway Company shall be subject to such n asonahle conditions, regulations, stipulations and restric tions as the said Borough of Danville shall hereafter and from time- to time make and impose by ordinance duly enacted and ordained. SECTION 8. That the said The Danville and Riverside Street Rail way Company or its successors or as signs are hereby restricted to the use of the saiel railway tracks within tlie> -aid Borough of Danville for no otlu r purpose than to carry passengers, bag gage, mail and express, and with such cars onlv as are usually constructed anel used for such purpose. SECTION !I. Tint the said The Danville and Riverside Street Rail way Company shall pay to the said Ror >u h of Danville an annual license 1 lav of sixty cents lor i aedi and every ! Mil • erect d, replaced, used and main i lined Iv it anel the said railway coiu p tiv, within the limits of the saiel Rorou.il of Danville, which said li c use t i\ shall be as- sscd annually on jor before the first day of January of | each and every year lu reatti rand -h ill ev t• ml for the period of one year from the date of such annual assess ment. SECTION lb That the sml The Danville and Riverside Street Rail way Company shall begin the exercise of the franchises ami privileges hereby granted within six months from the pa-sajc of this ordinance and shall have its saiel railway system fully completed ami in full and actual op eration within twelve months after the pas-age of this ordinance as afore said, provided however, that the time nec ssarilv consumed by negotiations or unavoidable litigation in procur ing the rights of way or otherwise -hall not be counted in the time limit above set forth. SECTION 11. That the saiel Bor ough ot Danville shall at all times re serve, and hereby specific-ally anel ex pressly reserves the right to occupy anv anel all of the above-named streets or highways for the 1 purpose of mak ing alterations, improvements or re pair- therein, respectively, such as c'ulv" rts, and sewi r<, laying or relay ing of wa'er-niains, gas or other pipes arid for the purpose of making any other Bore ugh or City repairs or. im provement® of any kind that may from time to time be found or clei nieel nee essarv, and that the -aid Borough cl Danville 'ball have full and adequate p:i\ver and authority to make such al terations, improvement and repairs wirhotif ieeuur.se on the part of the said The Danville and Riverside Street Railway Company against the saiil Borough of Danville in the ex ercise of such right for anv obstruction or inteifereiice which the .-aid railway company shall cneountei a- a result ol such alterations, improvements or rc- I airs. SECTION 12. Any onii-sion, tail ure or refu-al on the part of the saiel The Danville and Riverside Street Railway Company, its agents or em ployees, rcsjieetively, to fully and speedily comply with any anil all of the several provisions of this ordinance shall be- punishable with a fine of not less than Five Dollars nor more than One Hundred Dollars for each anel every such omission, neglect, failure or refusal; said tine to be sued for, collected and re-covered as debts ot like amount are now collectable and recoveiable mulct the law- of this Commonwealth, and shall lie paiel over to tie- Tiea-iiier ol the said Borough of Danville fort lie Use of the saiel Boi ougli. SECTION Ri. That each and every one ot the several n sp« otive provisions nt this ordinance' shall be executed by and at the proper cost and expertise of the said "I he Danville anel Riverside Street Railway Company, and in tin event that th<» said company -hall omit, refuse, fail or neglect to faith fully and fully comply with and to exei'ute the said preivisious and every one of them, then, anel in that event it shall be the duty ed' the said Bor ough of Danville after reasonable notice to the said lailway company in such behalf, as a further and addi tional remedy in the premises, en force any and all such provisions as have been neglected at the proper cost and of the said railway com pany. SEC'IION 11. That any failure or refusal on the part of the -aid The Danville anel Riverside Street Rail way Company to extend, construct, maintain and operate it- -aid railway system upon any ot the above-named streets within two years from the date of thee passage of this ordinance, shall work a complete foifeiture of all of the franchises and privileges granted to it by this ordinance as to any and all ot sindi stre"ts unoccupied and un used as afore said ; and a further per sistent and repeated failure on the part of the saiel The Danville and Riverside Street Railway Company to faithfully construct,, re construct, maintain and operate it- -aiel railway system in the manner hereinbefore specifically prescribed, provided and required, shall also, after due notice thereof, at the option of the said Borough ol Danville, work a complete forfeiture of this ordinance and shall thereupon render all of its several franchises and privilege's herein con tained absolutely null and void, any thing herein contained to the- contrary thereof in any wise notwithstanding. SECTION I.V That each and every of the grants, conditions, regulations, stipulations and restrictions, respec tively contained in this ordinance shall be alike binding and obligatory upon the- said The Danville anel Rive r side Street Railway Company and ii sHecc'ssors and assigns SECTION Hi. That the said The Danville anel Riverside Street Rail way Company, through its proper corporate ollicers fully authorized to act, shall, before any right or privil egi - hereby grunte el shall become op erative or be enjoyed by the saiel rail way company, signify in writing its accept an ce of all ot the several re gulations, conditions, stipulations and l-e strictioiis ot tin- ordinance. SECTION I, That all ordinance - or parts ot ordinance - iiinonsistent with or contrary to the provisions of tlii- ordinance are he i hey repealed. WILLIAM (J PURSEL, < "bief Burgess. MARRY I!. RATION, Sce-retary ed the Borough ot Danville UR AMERICAN. A < ni'i'l I'r«*K»»ri:»li«»i . "Wcl!, t!; ;i h i*v i i :-l 1 nial.e love'/'' "First yon must believe tliat there Is no one in ttie world but inc." "I've got that far already." "Next you must make rnc believe that there is no one In the world hut you." Life. An I nkind SIIRKI'«IIOII. "You love my daughter?" "She's all the world to me, sir." "Then 1 don't suppose you'll want a settlement." Exchange. Dizzy ? Then your liver isn't acting well. Yoi» suffer from bilious ness, constipation. Ayer's Pills act directly on the liver. For 60 years they have been the Standard Family Pill. Small doses cure. A u Want your iu"usta<*h*' «»r tward a beautiful brown <»r rich Mark " Tlu'ii use BUCKINGHAM'S DYE Whiskers J bO CT* OF f'"- «T« •M ' »«« * *.* 'i'_l* N " R Nol So BltII LIS I'M going to let the maid off for a couple of weeks. Mr Snbubs What! Why, she's not entitled to a nation MRS Si'l.nbs \o, but I am.— Kv chi n-e Nasal CATARRH In tK /wwitJ t ivik Klj'h ('ream Halm J" the diseased membrane. M aivay ii coiil ill tlio In iver the membrane and is absorlied. Keliefis ini im iliiiio and a cure follow*. It is out drying does not prnfluce sneezing. or by limit; Trial Si.'i', 1" i • "Is liy mail. liLi' llkOl UIiKS, 6ii Warren .Strevt. Nuw York. Very Xnrrow Oraiie. A queer ri'ininiscential gleam crept into the eyes of the burbe* with the long, low, rakish forehead as lie sud denly rested his razor while shaving the Adam's apple of the lean, nervous looking man in the chair. "1 was King Louis XIV. of France last night," said the barher suddenly, the razor still poised about halt an inch above the lean customer's Adam's ap ple. The customer blinked and breathed bard, the shaved side of his face be ing nearly as white as the still lathered other side. "Walt a minute," lie said, placing a shaking hand on the barber's shaving arm. He sat up straight in the chair with a wild look, and then made a bolt for the door. "Wew!" he yelled as he went. "What an escape! King Louis Xl\! I'ug house! He wouldn't have done a thing to in,."— And, with a towel streaming In the breeze and one side of his face still lathered, lie loped down the street. "Well, I'll be dadbinged!" muttered the barber. "Now, what kind of cogs has that fellow got In his conkV I was only trying to tell him that I was King Louis XIV. lit the barbers' masquerade ball last night, and look at him going after the mile record."— Detroit Free | I'ress. Itli-r Slutting. Rice stuffing for roast chicken or tur- , kev Is considered preferable to the usu al'breadcrumbs To prepare It brown one chopped onion in a tablcspoontul of butter and mix with It four cupfuls of cold boiled rice and one cupful of breadcrumbs that have been moist, tied 1„ one cupful of milk. Season with sage, parsley or other sweet herbs, as desired. Add half a pound of sausage meat or finely chopped salt pork and fait and pepper to taste. 11l ii ii <1 Out. First Oflieer Yes, we were marching over a plank bridge when it gave way, and the men fell In. Second Ollicer And what did you do? First Ollicer Oh, I ordered thetn to fallout. Illustrated Hi's. , J. J. BROWN, THE EYE A SPECIALTY Eyes tested, treated, fitted with .-•l.i es and artificial eyes supplied. Market Street, Illoonisbiirg, Pi Hours— lo a. m.to 5 p 111. A « filem* •» I « • r > Olilcntro iititi " o 1 . <: r irtropt >.'• off tin • r .« ( two Mofkn IUV;H t" i -< i . 'nr tun tm*l» j stand hi- pi'oiiiiii- ,ai,uii of o t nnnciation for n \\> •i. h< iti.l I Imd tlii- POUIHI of th< 'hi ill. i'ti lino. 1 Hpninc it on ihi •■ • »> tin* fiint I'VcnliiL- I If* !«>• k<• 1a i Jy find r»|ill«'d. Huh.' I iv|«;iD.l it owe or twtf • , nnd 112 111.• I! \ • l .t broke over liim '< »li \ <•* .-a n in (»o the. Why didn't you *-.i> "'I Ia- nest t'M iiini; tin , . •..t> r . .di ed it (Jo l:«'tll. 'Mil- third tllin iii il vi .- (Jo <• tli«" 1 hull then l \\ n a raw Irish nifln In fhnrtri ~i mi' »>1 t- trams who Rl*>k. "1' it as ilay ,ii •i. .at on the la-t syllable. IHH ! i , \ i. rcr's. Ilf liKiki'd t n.i in sl'.-iici !'..t n minute itftct I fad kI i our s .l•' • ■ s«i. 'Oh, yes.' !• ~:i •! oil im-aii (.•■lie Btri'i t.' 'l* IM • In; .I ' ! II;: I II . I -I laundryiiiaii ]a'onoun< • ,> <■ tail, and tin- Mi':i wi ndt i; 11 I ulIi: it * t.i il a- ' Joth Mr. • ! "I liavi a woman I : , a herself on la r i i.lt in .• I•. >.(« "<'l iUKIy Of < JllttlT Mil • t Milt III!' ill witixl thorouirhfar> d«>« sn't nail; *i_-»-t it ill tin- nei'k' until ymi hear the Junitor talk. He .-a sil < loitr. " Eiutriiiiii'a fnarlnr. When Mr- Mary A I.!v' rmo"' wan a little jrlrl she was monitor at the Ilani oik school In Iloston. m-l it wm Li-r duty to answer the door One rainy day the bell ranu and In- found at the door a tall, thin man, with n dripping umbrella, who Inquired for the principal. She was just at the hotdeiiish and disrespectful iijji but there was something about thi- visitor which so In.pressed her that sl.e led him In as politely as If he hail been a prince, placed a chair for him by the Are, relieved him of his wet coat and umbrella and, after she had started to leave the room, came ba< k to draw a fire screen between him and the blaze fur fear he would find It too hut. She afterward expressed to lier teacher Home' surprise at the unwonted civ ilities she had felt impelled to show the stranger. He answered: "Ah, that was Ralph Waldo Einerson, and that is the effect he has upon everybody. He Is so courteous himself that it calls out the latent courtesy in ull others." MORE LIVES ARE SAVED ...BY 1 "SING... Dr. King's New Discovery, ....FOR Con sumption i Coughs and Colds Than By Ail Other Throat And Lung Remedies Combined. This wonderful m Jieir.e positively cures Consumption, Cougns, Colds, Bronchitis, Asthma, Pneumonia Hay Fever.Pleut ijy, LaGrippe, Hoarseness, Sore Throat, Cro ifi »nd Whooping Cough. NO CURE. WO PAY. Price 5Cc. & SI. Trial Eottie 7ree. "PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD. TIME TABLE In Effect May i.* Ith, I'. A.M. Scrtinton(D*H)lv -y i. , 12 i I'ittctoii " •• II 15 ; Xin ir_' A. >1 F. M. P >1 V\ ilki'slurrc... I \ t;■ .'I Flym'th Ferry " 1 l" 12 1 - 32 10 "7 NunlicoUe " !<• .0 :i 1 I <1 1 BtocMUKtva .... " it K hi • SJ Wapwullnpcn.. " il lii 1 ti (7 Nefi'mieoU ar 11 2r. I 4.' 7»n 4 0" _ V VI i. M F. M. t' M ~ Neseopeck... .Iv 1" 1 4. * " Cmiy 3 Il 112. 3V3 7 K.-py Verrv... • I ' 4 iI 4 t 4 K 7-j K. iiloumshuri. " 4 11 4 ■ 7 Vi.' (';it.iwi--a IT S '•> 4 1 7 ■!.' suuth Danville > 4 l'J I 4 II - ~ Sunhury ;.r i> a. la I I ■> ,s 1;, A. M. M. F. M cm Solitary iv » 4:.' ill i" ;5 I s •• 4» ar 10 '■ j 4 ■ Alllton " lu ' - 1.!» 'II 111 ' Williatns|»)rt " II "" 111 '• I" >■ Haven... 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Keliaol© 1 Bicycle, Cymnasium ant) Tennis Shoes. 11 IK ChLhIWATKI) Ciiplisle Shoes AND THE SIISIJ; I'poof WIIIIIM'F Itools A SPECIALTY. A. SCHATZ, SOMETHING NEW! A. Rollrttolc TIA SHOP For all kind of Tin Roofing Spoutlne and C«n«ral Job Work. Stoves, Heaters, Ran«««, Furnaces, «te PRICES THfi LOWEST! QUILITY TBE BUST! JOHN HIXSON NO. 116 E. FRONT BT, PEGG The Coal Dealer SELLS WOOD ANII COAL —AT- Ferry Street