Montour American. (Danville, Pa.) 1866-1920, May 29, 1902, Image 3

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*"W VHY don't you write a
book?" said the young
man.
"About what?" said I.
"(,»li, giving good advice (o girls on
how they ought to treat men."
"They wouldn't heed it if I did. But
on what special point do you think girls
need advice as to their behavior to
men ?"
"Oh, you know—l mean—that is," he
stammered, "about girls chasing after
fellows."
"What do you mean in plain English?
Instance facts as illustrative. General
observations are no good."
"Well, it's like this: I know—that is,
there is a fellow I know, that a girl
knows, and she thinks she likes him."
The fine flush that overspread the
youth's face told me the fellow was
himself, only lie would not say so. lie
continued:
"The girl meets the man at social
parties, at dances and takes a fancy to
him. She asks him to call, insists that
lie shall call. Now, if I were a girl I
would wait till a young man asked me
if lie might call. Men have tongues in
their heads, and they are not generally
bashful; but, even so, let us say the
girl has a right to ask him to call if
she wants him to. lie calls; he sees
she lays herself out to please him. It's
plain, too plain. She giggles at every
remark he makes; she keeps winking
and blinking her eyes at him fo make
him notice them and see how bright
they are; she bites her lips constantly to
make them look red. Girls think fel
lows don't notice these things, but they
do.
"The girl asks him togo with her to
a lecture at her church. After it is
over he asks her to ice cream and oys
ters on the way home. That's the least
he can do, of course. After that the
girl begins to act as if lie belonged to
her. She plans to meet Idm out places
and asks him to meet her. He likes
her well enough, but he's not a bit In
love with her. He's too poor to fall in
love with anybody. He really has not
money enough to be any girl's young
man, for, you see, girls cost like fury.
He can't afford it.
"So the fellow tries to draw out and
slip away from being with the girl so
much. She notices that he's offlsli;
then she ups and writes him a letter
asking him what she has done to of
fend him. She is very, very sorry if
she has offended him; she did not mean
to, but he certainly must be angry, else
he would not stay away from her so.
The man says things to himself, but
"GIRLS COST LIKE PUKX."
politeness requires he shall write her
u note assuring her she has done noth
ing to offend him; that being angry
with her is the least of his thought.
His thought really is how to break
away from her and, without l>eing
rude, to get out of this entanglement
into which he is being drawn; but, of
course, he can't tell her that. lie begs
her pardon if he has caused her any
unpleasant feeling. Then she writes
to him again, a long letter. Now, what
Is a fellow going to do?"
"Did he answer that last letter?"
said I.
"No, he didn't," answers the young
man emphatically; then he blushed, for
he perceived that I perceived lie him
self was the young man. It was out
nt last, modest though he was. lie did
not tell me how the affair came out,
but continued:
"I wish you'll tell girls they ought fo
be more independent about men—not
let them see so plainly that the girls
like them."
"I thought men didn't like independ
ent girls," I said.
"Oh, I don't mean in that way; I
mean about girls chasing after men.
Men don't like it, and they don't like
the girls that do it. They think men
should he fhe chasers if there are any.
They like that belter. A girl ought to
be dignified and let a man come after
her. Men will do that fast enough if a
girl doesn't run after them. As I say,
men are not bashful."
KATE SHARP.
She \Vf«M Not llnll.
"You've had some acquaintance wlin
Miss Withers. Is she really as dull as
most people seem to think her?"
"Dull? Well, I should say not. She
cuts me every time we chance to meet."
I'l> to I»ate.
"Ah, boys, I see you have ail been
vaccinated," said the rhino. "And
aren't the spots coming out nicely on
you ?"
More Slander.
Every kind father should drop money
into the children's bank in order that
their mother can be supplied with
"change."—Atchison Globe.
;A WIDOW MATER
[Original.]
Colonel Danvers Wat Tel, a wid
ower, with no children, lf\ '•> one of
the handsomest places on !>._ "(iter
I *s.
point with his sister, Mrs.
her son Mark, the latter being heir ex-
I peetant to the Waterfordjestates.
There was but one point of disagree
ment In the Waterford family. The
colonel had set his heart on uniting his
estates with a former part of it which
had gone off into another branch of
the family by the marriage of his
nephew, Mark Punter, with Lucy Wa
terford, the colonel's grandniece. Un
fortunately Mark had fallen in lovo
with a widow and could not be induced
to give her up.
"Only i>ermit my mother to ask her
to visit us, uncle," pleaded Mark. "I'm
pure you will fall in love with her your
self."
"I'll have nothing to do with her,"
stormed the colonel. "A widow! They
are designing creatures, every one of
them. She is trying to get you for my
property."
"She is rich in her own right."
"Silence! If you marry her, you
may rest assured that not a dollar of
mine will ever reach her through you."
So the matter rested. One morning
it was announced that the Yilliers
place, nearly opposite the Waterfords,
had been let to Mr. and Mrs. Stryklln. |
Mrs. Stryklin took possession. Mr.
Stryklln, it was understood, had been
called to London on important busi
ness, but would return in a few weeks.
Nobody knew the Stryklins, but us they
Were rich and Mrs. Stryklin, a dashing
woman of twenty-four, gave evidence
of superior refinement she was accept
ed in the Edgewater circle.
Henrietta Stryklln made much of
Colonel Waterford, accepting invita
tions from him to the exclusion of all
others. In the chase they always rode
together, and when the lady chose to
dash ahead the colonel, an ex-cavalry
ofllcer of the civil war, was the only
person who could invariably catch her.
Nothing was thought of Mrs. Stryklin's
partiality for the old soldier till it
leaked out that Mr. and Mrs. Stryklin
were not living together, and rumors
were rife that a divorce was pending.
Then ail Edgewater saw with the clear
est of visions that Mrs. Stryklin was
aiming to be ready when the divorce
was obtained to possess herself of the
Waterford millions.
"Uncle," said Mark Punter one day
ruefully, "you have opposed my marry
ing a widow. Do you propose yourself
to marry a divorced woman?"
"Marry? Who says I am to marry?"
said the colonel, coloring.
"All Edgewater."
"All Edgewater had better mind its
own business."
The colonel went off in a huff, out did
not in the least cease his attentions to
Mrs. Stryklln. The lady was so charm
ing, so gracious to the lesser lights of
Edgewater, so independent in her treat
ment of the nabobs except Colonel
Waterford, that, despite a natural prej
udice against her designs, she became
more popular every day. The colonel,
more and more infatuated, failed to
contradict the reports that as soon as
a divorce was obtained by Mrs. Stryk
lln he would marry her. Mrs. Punter
protested, Mark protested, but the colo
nel at last threw off all shame and
averred that Mrs. Stryklin's was one of
those cases where a woman having
made a matrimonial mistuke should
not be rendered miserable in conse
quence through a whole lifetime.
One day the colonel after an inter
view with his inamorata looked de-
It wuu inforrod tLub |
the courts had decided favorably, and
there was now no impediment to a
marriage. Then lie sent out invitations i
for a fete champetre, and every one
understood that the engagement would
be announced during the festivities.
On the evening of the fete the colonel
strolled away into the flower garden
With Mrs. Stryklin. Seating themselves ,
on a rustic bench, they conversed in
low tones.
"Now that there is no impediment I
beg of you to name the day,'' said the
colonel.
"What impediment"/"
"A husband."
"I have no husband."
"No husband!"
"No. You got all that from these
Btupid reports that have been flying
about. I did not contradict them even
to you. I am not divorced. I am a
widow."
There was a smothered laugh from
behind a ledge near by. Then Mark
Punter stood before them.
"A widow, uncle!" he said. "She's
trying to get your property."
"What does all this mean?" exclaim
ed the colonel, starting up.
"It means, my dear colonel," said the
lady, "that I have concocted a conspir
acy to take a good natured revenge
upon you for your imputations upon
Widows. That Is all. I am engaged
to marry your nephew, and were it not
for him I assure you I would be only
too. delighted to marry you."
"You have deceived me by permit
ting me to believe false reports."
"I aru responsible for the reports, un
cle," said Mark.
"I shall cut you off with a shilling,
sir!"
The colonel fumed, but the widow
held him in check till the first anger
passed, and when he realized how
handsomely he had been taken in he ;
jwas quite delighted with the widow's
performance. It was still some time
before he gave his consent to hisneph- j
«>w's marriage, and when he did he de
clared that there was but one widow
In the world who should enter his fam
ily with his welcome. All the rest were
designing, deceitful creatures.
KBNBLM V SPOTTISWODB.
Slind Hoe nod Cncnmber Salad.
To make a salad of shad rocs and cu
cumbers cover a pair of shad roes, a
sliced onion and a bay leaf with boil
ing water, to which has been added
lemon juice or vinegar, and cook for
twenty minutes. Drain and dry the
roes, cover them with a tablespoonful
of lemon juice, two tablespoonfuls of
oil and a dash of pepper and salt.
When thev are cold, cut them In small
cubes, if they are not too tender. Kub
rt salad 1.-wl with the two halves of a
clove of g.-alio. Cut a (horoughly chill
ed cucumber in dice. Put a bed of let
tuce into the bowl that has been rub
bed with g; i He. Arrange the cucum
ber or tl. let; : e and over that the roe.
well drained from the marinade, Gar
ni.-!! with a few delicate little tips of
lettuce and with s ne- whole cucumber
slices and serve ry cold.
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assimilating food. For them Dr. King's
New Life Pills work wonders. They
tone and regulate the digestive organs,
gently expel all poisons from the system,
enrich the blood, improve appetite,
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FRENCH MODES.
The Ilartl Wearing Street (iown and
the Dremiy Tailor Marie.
Women are realizing more every day
the Importance of the toilet, especially
this year, when there are plenty of
temptations to spend money. The trot
toire gown, which the Frenchwoman is
never without, is by her kept faithfully
to its original purpose of morning wear
for every day, and she accompanies it
with an appropriate toque. It Is really
a bona fide walking, hard wearing
dress. For this class of gown the deep
basques are coming in again, joined at
the waist line, and the skirt is a walk
ing length, just touching the ground,
nothing more.
Plain faced cloths for drossy tailor
mades, as well as canvas fabrics, ap-
DBBSS PALE BLUE^FO
pear to carry all before them in pure
white for summer, fawns of various
tones, greens and violets, and very mi
nute patterns in embroidery silk figure
in these, carried up the seams, border
ing the hem and embellishing the
basques and deep, rounded collars.
Most of these dresses are made so that
the jacket can be left open or closed,
and when they are open the fancifully
shaped revers show all sorts of em
broideries. Perpendicular cord tuckings
in triplets can hardly be overdone. The
skirts are all lined with glace, but un
der jupes do not seem to be considered
necessary, and cons*, '"titly the dress
es can be more easily i. " when req
uisite, but they are sliorte, here
tofore. Cordlngs mingle with broid
ery and often form designs on the back
of the bodice and either side like sun's
rays and just below the waist.
There is a liberal use of lace in the
way of jabots and fronts and appliques
on collars. Those who are fortunate
enough to have old point lace which
they can spare for such a useful pur
pose should employ it. and for the mo
ment Venetian point is much worn both
on evening and day gowns.
Foulard is in favor, and the cut
shows a day gown of pale blue with a
design of chrysanthemums embroider
ed on the silk in narrow gray and
mauve ribbons. The skirt and bodice
are finely tucked, the skirt edged with
klltlngs headed with valenclennes entre
deux, the collar and vest formed of
fine muslin and lace, fastened with a
knot of black vpivot «« <•-
For evening dress there is a new
sleeve copied, perhaps, from that of the
Normandy peasants. It is generally
made in a thin fabric—it would not
look well in any other—and is gathered
into the armhole and then set into a
band, which is reversed and buttoned
above the elbow, so that it is quite
hidden, and the fullness falls over It.
It Is hardly possible to have an even
ing gown too soft falling. Anything
that is stiff is a mistake, and the elab
oration introduced into these skirts is
truly wonderful.
Evening dresses generally now have
a garland of artificial flowers on one
side. We are not content with follow
ing nature, but have flowers of every
hue except their natural one and foli
age to match.
The newest adornments are rucliings
of flowers made in silk.
Potatoes Attractively Served.
Boil, press through a sieve white po
tatoes, then season with butter, pep
per, salt; to each pint add one egg,
white stiffly beaten; shape in pineap-
POTATOES IN PINEAPPLE POEM,
pie form, dent and mark to represent
a pineapple, using a skewer; brush
with beaten egg yolk and place on a
'buttered pan; brown deliberately; re
jinove to a hot plate, stick a bunch of
fried parsley in the top, garnishing the
base also. This is a delicate and at
tractive way to serve old potatoes.—
What to Eat.
Ornmce I.oaf Cake.
When a number of whites of eggs
have been taken for angel cake or oth
er purposes, the yolks may be utilized
in an orange cake. Grate the rind from
three oranges and strain sufDclent
juice to measure three-quarters of a
cupful, or take equal parts of strained
juice and cold water. Cream one-half
of a cupfdl of butter and two cupfuls
of sugar, gradually adding the well
beaten yolks of twelve eggs nnd the
grated rind. Add alternately four cup
fuls of sifted flour and the prepared
Juice and beat hard. Add one-third of
a teaspoouful of salt and two teaspoon
fuls of baking power, beat again and
bake In a loaf pan in a moderate oven.
A little powdered sugar may be sifted
over the top before baking, or the loaf
may be iced when cold.—Table Talk.
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WHY WE EAT SOME FOODS.
It I* Not Alone Thai We Like Them,
but \atnre Demand* Them.
Why do you take milk in your ten?
Most persons 'would answer because
they liked it that way, but the scien
tists have found a deeper reason, plac
ing the custom on purely scientific
grounds. These learned ones discourse
as follows: We use sugar in our tea to
prevent injury to the coatings of our
stomachs. Whenever tannic acid and
albumen meet, they fall desperately in
love with each other, get married with
out bans and live together ever after
ward as tannate of albumen, or leath
er. Now, there is tannic add in tea and
a lot of albumen in the coating of the
stomach. The tannic acid weds as
much of tliis as is allowed by the laws
of chemistry and so far injures tlie
stomach.
But milk also contains albumen.
When milk is added to tea, therefore,
the molecules of tannic acid select
their albumen partners from it, and as
a divorce is unknown to tannate of al
bumen the albumen of the stomach re
mains single, and so the lining of the
stomach is uninjured.
Now, you may imagine that when
you mix a salad dressing you put vin
egar in it because it tastes better made
that way, but you are wrong again.
It Is for a chemical reason, which is as
follows:
Raw vegetables are easily enough di
gested by cows and horses, but with
difficulty by the human stomach, be
cause they contain that hard, fibrous
substance cellulose. I!tit acids dissolve
cellulose, and vinegar is an acid. That
is why we take it with salad and cab
bage, and doubtless that Is why It
tastes so well, for the palate is an ex
cellent judge of what is good for the )
stomach. Oil is added for the very
good reason that it protects the lining
of the stomach from the action of the
«*v"t in tin? v me^ar.
Why do we take butter on bread?
Partly because wheateu flour does not
contain enough fat and partly because
butter contains a trilling quantity of
substances called "extractives," which
iu some unknown way stimulate the
appetite and aid digestion.
Why do we take pepper, mustard and
spices? Because they tickle the glands
of the stomach and make them work.
Consequently they produce an abun
dant supply of digestive Juices. They
also stir up the liver, and a stirring up
of this organ is an Important tiling for
people who live sedentary lives.
Why do we put salt 011 our meat?
Why, there are two principal salts in
our body, and their supply has to be
kept up. They are sodium salts and
potassium salts. There is sufficient of
the latter in the food we eat, but not of
the former. We therefore have to add
the sodium salts in the form of common
salt, which is sodium chloride. Anoth
er reason why we eat common salt is
that a certain amount of hydrochloric
acid is needed by the stomach for the
purposes of digestion and also to kill
off some of the microbes we swallow.
This acid is manufactured in the stom
ach from hydrogen and the chlorine
of common salt. We take more salt
with some meats than with others be
cause some naturally contain less salt
than others. So by our condiments we
seek to even up things.—New York
Press.
Men nnd Women In Sleeping far*.
"It would surprise you to know that
a heavy per cent of the persons who
travel on sleeping cars make 110 effort
to disrobe before they retire," said
a conductor who runs between New
Orleans and Chicago. "They simply
roll In with boots, spurs nnd all. They
do not seem to know that a berth 011 a
Bleeping ear is just the same as a bed
in a private home except in size. Some
of them will pull ofL' their coats and
collars. Some of them will slip their
shoes from their feet. There are many,
of course, who are used to traveling
and who go in for a good night's sleep.
"With women it is different. You
can never catch a woman so Indifferent
to comfort and cleanliness in this re
spect. She will pull her shoes off ev
ery time."—New Orleans Times-Demo
crat.
Her View of It.
"With the aid of this little book,"
said the canvasser as he produced a
"Mother's Guide" for the inspection or
bis victim, "you will be able to bring
up your children properly."
She took the book and weighed it
thoughtfully in her hand. Then she
caught it by the edge and brought it
down on the palm of her hand as if to
see If it could be handled with ease and
dexterity.
"Oh, I don't know," she said at last.
"J can't see that it's any better for that
purpose than a slipper."—Brooklyn Ea
gle.
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"At the end of the campaign,' writes
Champ Clark, Missouri's brilliant con
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tension,loss of sleep and constant speak
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THE NEW MILLINERY.
The Spirit of Fancy IVrtnden t»ie
of This SeaMou.
The new hats convey the idea cf be
wildering flower gardens. Rnrely In
the annnlE of millinery has flornl deco
ration lieen so In evidence as at pres
ent. There is hardly anything in the
way of trimming without blossoms of
fascinating hues.
Varied tones of color mingle in the
full and half open blossoms, with dar
ing diversions in the way of chiffon
and tulle.
Numerous novelties appear also in
the straws and groundwork of these
r
STYLES IN HATS.
floral works of art. Coarse plaited
green grass representing the founda
tion for a covering of daisies and corn
flowers is an extremely happy arrange
ment.
Strands of silken straw sewed to
gether are plaited into many novel
shapes composing pretty toques. Rice
straw picture hats, crin, embroidered
linen and tulle are prominent among
the models.
Coquettish marquise shapes in coarse
soft straw turn up very high behind
above large bunches of flowers and
foliage. Broad flat straw hats adorn
ed with grasses, trailing roses and
ehoux of mousseline or taffetas are
among the many varied examples
made for young and pretty faces.
Of the two hats shown in the cut
one is a large plateau swathed at the
top with pale cafe au lait tulle, over
laid with coarse point d'arabe and
edged with foliage as well as a row
of large roses shading from a pale, in
definite green to brown. The other is
an exceptionally dainty toque of prl
mulas, ivory tulle and black velvet.
fxiM b ion'* I Ichor*.
Slender girdles of black silk or satin
are coming into favor again.
Beautiful brocades are coming in,
and tine embroideries.
Neck ruffs made of taffeta ruffles,
with long stole ends, are very much tc
the fore.
A novelty ! n hats is the marquis style,
entirely covered with small Huffy OH
trich tips in white, black or natural
color.
Accordion plaiting is to be more and
more in vogue this year. Every mate
rial that we are to wear must be soft,
a fact that ietnls itself to this elo-e
plaiting.
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iiinniiNnliie a Drnil MIIII'N Carriage*
At the conclusion of a funeral serv
ice it is a custom among the old noble
families of Rome for the chamberlain
of the household to come to the church
door and announce to the footmun,
who stands in waiting, that his master
or mistress or whoever tlie dead may
be, has no further use for the family
carriage, whereupon the footman in
forms the coachman, who breaks his
whip over his knees and drives mourn
fully away.—Chicago Record Herald.
llad Exumplen.
Brown—l don't like to read tales
which show how geniuses were once
unruly children.
Jones—Why not?
Brown—They encourage lazy parents
to believe that their unruly children
will turn out geniuses.—Detroit Free
Press.
The Sensation.
"Well, how does it seem to be en
gaged to such a wealthy girl?"
i "Fine! Every time I kiss her 1 feel
i aft If I were taking the coupon off a
Government bond."—Life.
Your Tongue
If it's coated, your stomach
is bad, your liver is out of
order. Ayer's Pills will clean
your tongue, cure your dys
pepsia, make your liver right.
Easy to take, easy to operate.
25c. All druggists.
Want your moustache or Ward a beautiful
brown or rich Mark ? Then use
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE Whiskers J
50 CTV or r-wuf. ■ «P P _Ha, iA 112 ■ **«.►«- * *j_ H - J
;
! MnDV . iore a. n m
...BY USING...
Dr. King's New Discovery,
...F0R....
Consumption, Coughs and Colds
Than By All Other Throat And
Lung Remedies Combined.
This wonderful » medicine positively
cures Consumption, Coughs, Colds,
Bronchitis, Asthma, Pneumonia, Hay
Fever, Pleurisy, LaGrippe, Hoarseness,
Sore Throat, Croup and Whooping
Cough. NO CURE. WO PAY.
Prioe 50c, & sl. Trial Bottle Free.
0, L & u, HAILROAD.
TIME TABLE.
Corrected to May i, 1901.
N't.tf VoUK.
AM*
ISnrrlny St I A'. 58 On l-\l«
Christopher Si., 2 I# #0 , '
iioiMtkrii 2*i )u u- j
Seraiiton Ai - I •- , ...
I'M AM I'M 1 112
jiuiiiiio .t.vi' ii '< *■> ,;' M .
Seraiiton Ar •"» I" "I i»«j.
AM* AM' PNI FH
SriusTow •' I' M U"» I '•
Itellovuo •' "
Tayiorville U ' 11 - »t
litrkaonm 7 111 I" 21" '• '*•
Duryea " "> a i . «»
Pittmon •"• 1 ■ *II ;
Susquehanna Ave... "I" I" *> • i' l '■
we*t Pitteton 711 i« ;»> it- ' i '
W yomibg ~I" 10 Ml 51 77 * .'I
Forty K"rt
Ifinnctt " 1 • ' - -SI
Kingston ..... ar. " I" >1 < H •
\\ ilki vlterre. ...Ar ' 1 •• I- **• • 4*
WUkeH-Unrre l.ve "20 :» j n _n
Kiiiif- ■ • - r, I\ '*' Ml il J 111 t. .'»i
Plymouth .1 unc... .
Plymouth. 1 11 ""• Sit ■ ■
Av>ndale... J ■ 2 1
Nantlcoke 1 "'i ' " '
lluniook'f. * ■ :i w, I
Shtekshlnny. * 1,1 " -*• J Ikl I 710
Ilk \t'r Kerry v fl 11 3 »• 112 ~
Heaeh I'aven * 8 7
llerwick ' ® II M IN 7 ■
Hrlnr Creek •J®' 112 * M
Willow Urove r> if ii
I.inie Kldge * 1 flaw »
fcspy " '' I- 15 4 i». 7
Hlooiusburg * " -- * '<'* 7
Kuport • BB 4IT «
Catawuoia ' I- - 4ij ,
lianville I- 47 * , h3,
Chula.-ky 4 42
'Jameron . >7 4I
riOtTHI'VBItUKD .' I MI tl« ,4 ,
Ar AM I'M I'M I'M
'•OINO KAST.
W kw Y 'l'm I'M I'M
liurclay St. Ar .'I 6 00 ....
Christopher St... *1 I £•■>
Hoboken S K 44*
Scran ton lu 05 ia v. ....
AM I'M \M \ M *
llufValn A r *l» I- !• 7MI
Hcrutoa lit 1 sj# 11 -»
AM I'M I I'M' I'M'
Scranton 4- I- o.» 460 s i."i
liellevue ~ 4 4
Taylorville •<- 4 lit ■> ;js
- k _'T
liuryea '•> ; 4 » » j:,
Hlttston l» 12 17 4-4 H2l
Susqui lianna Ave. 12 "4 4 s|»
West Hlttston.. " 1 • * I 7 I Mi
Wyoming ' rl 11- > 1^
Forty Kurt » "*
Bennett y " 4 s (M
Kingston * '' * * " ,l *'C
Wilkes-Barn- I.* K: " " W 7 iO
Wilkfs-ltarri- AT 5" 1"1 410 mm
KlnKPtoD, h •* " !l '"J "AC
Plymouth .(unction "* •' 34 ~
Plymouth.. * 1161 J<• 7 :
Avonilale 3 *2
Nantiroke * 11 4 3 J' 7 M.
Htinlock s M 3 •" II
Shickehlnny " ~ 11 ® 1' 7SI
Hick's Kerry * 3 _'|
liearh Haven S"V ; 3 7 |-.'
Herwick ' 11 f2 ■ 7 o;'i
llriar Creek "i *1 f 2 »»•
Willow (irovf .... .1 *"
I.lme Hulko 3 ''
Kiipy..,, i 10
liloonstiurK ~ 7i I" '' "•
Kui-ert I I', 10 37 2 » fi :«
Catawlfaa ' !- lo 34 224 1; -_T
Danville ' " 10 »!' 211 1; 1J
Cbulasky • • ••_ ... •
Cameron '! V 1- 01 0. u;
NoIITHmnHKL'D.. M■ M '' *."> ■'
I.V AM A M F M I'M
Connection! at Ku|-ert with Phllaitelphla at
Keaillnu Kallroail lor TaDarien<l, Tama<|tia.
Williuuisi:ort, Suntiury, PottKVille, etc At
Northutnfierl.in'l with T in I K D:v. I' IC K. 112• .r
HarrisMurK. Haven, KmporlUß, Warren
Corry, ami Krle.
* Daily. + Dully except unday. fstup on
1 signal.
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAO,
TIME TABLE
In Effect May, 25, 1902
A M A M I' Ml' 8
Scranton( Dxll)lv ,t) :> s# 3h ivi 4 -ii
! I'lttiton " " :to fiuiu ,i 10 «
A. M. A. >1 P M. P. SI
I Wllkesharre... Ivs 7 S> jiu :l"> .' I" i ■ ......
I I'lym'th Ferry •• t 7 :VJ 11" vi i a fiS f# J
j Nantlcoke ■' 74J l" "*) 301 •17
j Mocanaiiun ..." hol QIS 3 "Jo A3.
i Wapwallopcn.. ** H lo il Mi 3-I d 47
] Ne»cojieck ar Bln 11 ifc't ■! 4- 7 'i l ......
| A. >1 A.M. P.M.
, I'ottaville lv S ■> ."i" SI I
I HuhlO* ....... * |Oy If iff ii
' Kern (lien " 7 ?■' II"* •' >
I Kock OIM ... •• 7 H ■■)
I Neseopeck ar 1 0<» 1 l> ......
! < ata« iss» * ....
A7>l A. M P. M P M
Nescopeck Iv j * 1* ' 1 'J I 4J ' *'
Crea*y "j 83n II -»i» 3 '.2 i W
Kupy Ferry.... "IX4- II 4»; t 4us 7 2
K. IllooUi.'l'Urir. " It 47 II 50 4 ®
Catawiss* Iv s •"■o 11.">7 4I : I u ......
South Danville " «14 12 i."> Uj ; >i
Sunbury ar n 3-' '2 Mi 4-n ils
_ A. M P. M. P. M I' M.
Sunliury Iv »4" SU ml • V4l
ar 10 I 14' ■ 4»'
Milt.>n " lu ii"1;• •*»10 07
Willlam.iport.. " 11 0" 111 •' : ' J! M> ».i ......
Haven... '• II s'.* -Ji 7 .1
Kenovo '• A.M. '-o >'#
Kane " " i 6: |
P.M. P. M.J
l.iM-k llaven..lv si- ' '•'
Hellefonte ....ar I ft' I "
Tyrone " 2 2I» «»•
Plilliptitiurg " 4 :t"i "» 0i
Clearfield.... " &-i 1 s 4-")
Pittaburg.... " 5Ti 10 4-1
X. >T P. M P. M. P M
SunMury Iv #6O S 1 •'<' 510 l" II
Hurrlsburit.... ar II 3" S 3 l.i *» lo ......
P. M. P. M. P. M. \ M
Philadelphia.. ar i 3 17 « I" - 1 ' 4: ■
Haltlmi're 311 '"O 4' - 3''
Washington..."} 4 lo 7i& :o iu-
A. M P. M.
SunMury It $1" i«> i 2 I >
la-wistuwn .lc. ar 11 •■*> . •
PittsburK " * Si,fW 45
P. 5 r. ■ p m
Harrisl'ura.... Iv 11 4S it» .7 l.» lir.
P. M. A M. A. M V M
Httst>ura ar ! w 4 16" la* •» •"
I ! I _!
P. M.l P M A M A M
Plttidiura Iv 7 i !• no • WHM W ....
.a.m A M p M
llarri.'hura ar : ' 4 : ■ >■ - '
I AW i ■
PlttHliUlK Iv *
i.i-wist.'wn Jj. " 7 -i»'| i «»'
SunMury »r h » 'J 1, 1 *"
P. M. A M A M A M
Wanhlni(t>in... Iv lii 4" 7 > 1" - 1
Haltlmure " II 00 4 m 114 ...
Philadelphia... " 11 » 4 r > j- !l i
A. M A >1 A. M P M
HarriaMurK.... lv 3 3."> 7 • .11 t ....
SunMury ar j«' v ■ I 1 •> »" 1
P.M. I A M V M
PlttsliUrK M Ii 4j " " " ....
Clearfield.... i •"»> ■' ....
I'liillpMburK.. " 4to ! '••
Tyrone " '0» ...... "10 1- -• ....
Hell, finite.. " aI" " '2 I'•
laM-k Haven nr 01 i W M
P. >l. A M A Si P *
Erie, Ir | IW\ ! 1 ....
Kane • "4. •> "®l
Henoro II ■ • 4. Mi i"I
Lock Haven...." I- ■- 7 il J- 3 •
A.M P N
Willlaiux|»>rt.. " B.ki.Un 4-
Milton ■ 2 st! »17 ll' 4« ....
laewlsburg "j ! »ofi I II 44J
Sunbury ar 3 .'4 o 4»i I 6l>
A. M. A 51 I M PM I
Snnhury It's l ' 45 * 2 • 6 .
South fianvllle •• 7 11, io IT -Jl • * ....
CatawldMa " 7 32| lo .... *• *
K Hloomiiliur*.. " 7 7 I 1 4.1 - I • •l ■ ....
E»py Kerry.... " 7 4.' fl" 47 fit'
CrcßHy **\ 7 1" J "v« i. j'
Nencopeck " so.' 11 oi>, • o 4 ' ....
A M A M P. M. r « |
Caln»l«-:» Iv 712 10" J • ' ....
Kock (lien ....ar II --'i 7 '>
Kt-rn < Hen " B t I -
Tomhicken " ' li " > ■» T 4-'
Hazleton " 010 U * • 50, 4•»
P.ittxvllle "i Ml 15
AM AM P M P M
Mc*v<peck Iv 8V- 11 "■> w 810
Wapwallopen..ar •I ■ il '' '■
Mocanaqaa.... " ">1 II K - * "
Nantlcoke .... " 8 .. II 64 10 7 I'.'
P 51
I'lym'th Kerry 'lf to- is "i
WilkHbarre .. " »1" M* 4". 7 ■■
AM P M P M P M
I'ltUlon l\*H) ar v w 12 4 v ■•••
seranlon " "10 08 124 5M 9 •>, I- -- - -
e Weekday*. i Daily. 112 Flag station.
Pullman Parlor and Sleeping Cir« r>m n
tlir'Hiith trains lietween Sudbury. Willi un-i rt
anil Krle. lietween StinMnry Philadelphia
anil Washington and between llarr " i.rr. P "
tmrg and the Went.
Kor lurther inlortaatkm apply to T net Agents
J.n. m'TVMXSUX, ./ li WOOD,
den'l ,\hintiijtr. UtfCl I'i r A>/
Shoes, Shoes
Stylialx !
Oneap!
Reliable l
Blcyclo, Cymnasium and
Tennis Shoes.
THH CKLKHRATEI)
Carlisle Shoes
ANO THE
Snaj? Proof
liiilihcr Itootß
A SPECIALTY.
75.. SCHATZ.
A Reliable
TIN SHOP
For all kind of Tin Roofing
Spoutlne and Canaral
Job Work.
Stoyea. Heatera, ftancsa,
Furnacea. ate.
PRICES THE LOWEST!
QLILITY THE BEST!
JOHN HIXSON
NO. 116 E. FBONT BT.
PHILADELPHIA &
READING RAILWAY
IN EFFECT MAY 17th. IJ®2
TRAINS LEAVE UANVILLK
For fluls'l' lphia 11.a. m.
K.ir »w York 11 H a m
For • 'atawiva 11JI a. m. an«l C (M p. m
Fur BtanaW'iimlirJl a in
K'.r Milton so: a n> an-1 «#)» m.
For Wil'.iamsport B.oa a. m. »:i<l Vie p. m
1 nun* for Bttinnv-tv. Washington, the daatfc ml
Wert via B AO K. R leav«* Rr»ltn« T> m:na;
Philadelphia at 7:55, 11 "J8 a m . J:*, 727 p «n
- -O a m. T 11'JIS U "£ p a*
Additional :nun»fmm .'4th an.l Ch»«U»at «tr«*«-*
station. w«*k .lay. 1: 5«.H3 pm . *md»y
1;35. 8 23 p. m
TR AINS FOR DAN VILLI.
I .cave Philadelphia 10 -1 * m
I>-«v« Willi—tjwit lU'Sa m . *.30 p. b»-
Uare Milton n:0t) a. m . JD p m.
Leave RgaMtaß "10 am •» p m
leave CkUwM 7 16 am p m
ATLANTIC <"ITY DIT W#W.
L>*avt Philadelphia, «'h««not "trwft Wharf arwl
Booth «tr*et Whar'
For ATLANTH < ITY-Weea-lar*-Eap**». *<W
liM.'i a m.(l i*» datnplayaooly.) tM.
500 :5:». 7:15 p m L"« al <5 «> ain v
m. Mindavi Enr.«., ■>»»> •>,»>. !»••• a m.
7:15 j. m, Local ««1 am . M*p. ■»-
LEAVE ATLANTIC 1 < :TT-W—>-ta»a- *«i
' r m 112 <"« V ari . •p. o - ~ 112 t
pri-*« l&Ut. nt.. i d®, > JI "X) p m i.iw-ai
7 15 a. nt., 4.06 p. tn.
Parlor Can on ail expresa train*.
LEAVE PHILA! F.LPHIA.
For fAHK *A\ Week ' iy«~ - v. " t«.n .Sat
nnlay* only ft wp » *»■«■>«-
H,C' 'J 15 a. m. 5 t)Bp. m
Enr o<"KAN t*m -W>-»fc<tav- -<6 a m -»i
urdjv.. ulv JU . t: ». :s pn *i»lar*
a IV '•) 15 I*, m • p B
F - >KA :—I.F •11 Y■ W • ' ■ Sal
untavi • ' .-I I *9 ~':n ..... la ♦
*r».atn •*' p m . Sou* K »t . »a p. at
j :South St., r >.3o p. in., St.. '• 3® *»
•Sonth 91 . 4.0U p. m
SEW YORK AND ATLANTIC t'lTf KXPREW
UatM SIWYtiRI I L;''<rrtr -tw *» a a
i Leaves iTLANTIt". ITY a m
Detailed time !»Mn a' tie net offleea
W A. '.ARRKTT EDSON I WjMW.
(ien ; s«pt PMVr Agt
Rea<tinic Terminal Philadf .pHia
— —.
ONE DAY ONLY
leflnesisi. Jane 4tUa. m. tHu
PROF J. ANGEL,
THE EXPERT
EYE SPECIALIST
OF WILLIAMSP* >RT
will at Hnnt •» Drnir St r»* hf
no further intr»>»lroti«<n no u> his abiiitT
and workman-hip in his pr>f-*i"n He
is well known in this *i«"initjr atxl he
~*an off'-r the names <»f many prominent
citizens < 112 Dunville *n<l irmMiity
whom he h«*s sno>-*ftxlly trmtwl
who <nffer with he«.l».-he ««ak
eye* or «lefet-tiv»* eye-nrht wtil h» wel!
rvpaid to call - n nie Hnrntn-ffci. >t pe..
pie an- ifomir hlin<l *!*ilr •• w * at
of the pn>i»»rlT prest-nb<Mi zlar«e« *n«l
from 'l»'laymir ;itten*i« nt the »?•«<
from tiui*- to time. X< fhmtr will le
stroj yonr eyesi>tht than -fa»*ap
s;lasse» or jrlas-«»* n't properly b ■
Totir eve*. I can examine tout at
h'im»- by appointment without >*sfra
drop a line to Hants Dmsf BMf
R» a<hnic' -r o winif ft tj»> an t
np.
Will You
Be as Wise as
The
Woodman?
If so. w will Bbf
PECG'S
COAL
AT
344 Ferry Street