RAILROAD TIME TABLES. Pens"A R. R. KAST. WEST 7.13 A. M. ».I4 A M 10.17 " 12.16 P.;M. 2.21 P. M.4&» " t».UW " ".51 " SUNDAYS. IU 17 A. M. tit P. M. l>. L. iV VV. U. R. EAST. W KNT. ti.M A. M. S UM A. M. 10.19 " 12.47 P. M. 2.11 P. M. 1.H5 " «10 " 8.20 " SUNDAYS «.58 A. M. 12.47 P. M tt.IUP. M. 8 20 I'M 1 LA. A READING R. R. NORTH. SOUTH. 7 82 A. M. 11.25 A. M. 4.UU P. >l. 8.05 P. M. BLOOM STREET. 7.84 A. M. 11.23 A. M. 4.02 P. M.<>.« 4 P. M. pH J KIM OKI jQHfe SURGEON DENTIST, (IrviraoM MILL ST., Opposite the Post otflce. Operative and Mechanical Dentistry Carefully performed, Teeth positively extracted without pain, with Gas, Ether and Chloroform: Treat ing and Pilling teeth aSneclaltv. ■yyjl. ti AtlE WENT, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Office over Paules' Drug Store MONTGOMERY BUILDING, LL STKEET . - DANVILLE. PA J. J. BROWN, THE EYE A SPECIALTY. Eyes tested, treated, fitted with glass es and artificial eyes supplied. 311 Market Street, Bloomsburg, Pa. Hours—lo a. m.to 5 p. m. Telephone 14:10. THE WHIRL OF FASHION. The new embroidered india mulls are Wrought in designs as line and delicate as real lac*. Crape de paris will form one of the very fashionable textiles for the making ©f empire and other picturesque evening toilets for the summer. Handsome Venetian cloths, silky Eng lish serges, Borneo and Saxony cheviots and diagonals are among the stylish wools used for spring tailor suits. The tucked or plaited skirts as now Worn and as designed for summer dresses are a very satisfactory compromise be tween the kilted styles of other days and the very flat habit effect so extremely trying to every figure. Mercerized sateens, which very closely resemble satin foulard, and soft silk and linen mixtures in dainty colorings—strip ed, dotted and plain of surface —are among the favored materials for shirt waists for morning wear this spring. Finely tucked or shirred yokes, with matching bodice yokes, are features of many of the Paris gowns of batiste, in dia muslin, French organdie, Belfast dimity and china silk. The long sleeves or portions of the sleeve are similarly arranged. Gored or circular skirts of opal gray or white wool will be more than ever the vogue this summer, both with matching Eton jackets or, during the extreme heat, with only the shirt waist of silk, linen iawn, the very pretty mercerized mulls or of satin foulard. The smartest of the new bolero jack ets for "dress" uses are formed of gui pure lace cut low and rounding in the neck, curving up slightly on the back, above the corselet or girdle and also un der the arms, enough to .show a little of the silk or satin blouse beneath, and reaching below the waist in a point ou the front. —New York Post, STAGE GLINTS. Florence Kahn will be leading wom an with James K. Hackett next sea son. There Is an organization of chorus girls in New York called the White Mice. A play founded upon the life of Tom Moore, the Irish poet, will be used by Andrew Mack next season. "Ben-IIur" will remain in Boston for the remainder of the season, as its hit has been something remarkable. Laurence Irving expects to be in New York in the fall to see his play, which Mr. Sothern is to produce. There will probably be five versions of the French novel "Manon Lescaut" seen on the American stage next sea son. The story first published some mouths ago to the effect that William Gillette was to play Hamlet seems more than likely to be true. Mr. and Mrs. Seymour Ilicks (Ella line Terriss), according to a London announcement, will appear In "Alice In .Wonderland" In New York In the au tumn. Joe Murphy, the well known Irish comedian, has closed his tour togo tarpon fishing. Mr. Murphy Is a mil lionaire and appears on the stage for his own amusement. Miss Marie Bates, the well known character actress, will support Mr Da .vld Warfield next season In"The Only l«evl." She Is to have the role of au eccentric old Irish woman. Mlsa Minnie Ashley, who made a hit In "San Toy," will be unable to re turn to the stage this season. The glare of the limelight has so affected tier eyes that she must remain In a darkened room for a long time to come or run the risk of losing her sight alto gether. The Informal Dinner. Nothing is really informal nowa days, declares a fashionable woman. That Is, you need not expect an en tertainment to be simpler and less ■tately because the word "informal" is written on the invitation. If you are asked to dine "informally," you may be sure that you will be expected to dress as smartly and that you will partake of quite as elaltorate a menu a 8 if it were a grand dinner party. It simply gives you to understand that your hostess Is giving a small and ex clusive entertainment. Oddly enough. It is what are called the informal func tions that are the smartest. Miss X. gives a large ball and asks every one she knows; then, considering that her duty to society at large Is accomplish ed, she gives small entertainments to a select few, which she calls informal. For Instance, the Invitation to-the gen eral dance, which Is not at all smart in the sense that it includes society at large, Is on the stiff est and most impos ing "at home" card, while the really exclusive affair is often merely a visit ing card with "very small dance" written In the corner. With dinners It Is the same way. If you are bidden by a personal note to an ultra fashionable house, then Is the time to put on your best and freshest gown and to feel that you have really received a compliment, for you will tind to meet you only mem bers of the ultra exclusive set. A form al dinner card often includes "duty" people who are not particularly inter esting.—New York Tribune. For Female Oomplaints. and diseases arising from an impure state of the blood Lichty's Celery Nerve Compound is an invaluable specific Sold by Rossman & Sou's Pharmacy. CINCH WENT FISHING HE USED HIS HOOK AND LINE IN A BIG CLOVER FIELD. It Pnzzleti 111 a Comrudra to Discover What llr Uaa Augliug For, bat lie Kiually I.aiiUiil the l'rlse For Whli'h He W aa Striving. Some young men who enlisted dur ing the war with Spain, but never saw any active service, were talking over their days in uniform one night and old, interesting stories of camp life. The young man who had been a hospi tal steward told this story: "A month in our camp in Georgia ;was enough to drive a man to despair, for not only was it hot, but every day increased our belief that the govern ment had no Intentfbn of giving us a chance to get into action or to let us go back to our homes. It was a mighty tough predicament for a lot of young men who had left business and every thing else in a burst of patriotic enthu siasm and expected to get into a scrap in short order. The men worked every wire they could to get their discharges, but It was at a time when the man with a pull couldn't get any more than the man without a friend. After awhile the boys gave up trying to get their discharges and rrtade up their minds to grin and bear it. "As a hospital steward I used to hear a good deal about the health of the reg iment from the surgeons, and one day I was very much surprised to hear one of them say that he was afraid Cinch of Company C was going to lose his mind. I knew Cinch as a big, good na tured fellow, who tried to get a dis charge as soon as he learned that we were not going to have a fight. When he failed, he became sullen and moody. The more we watched him the more convinced we became that something was wrong with him. Every time we came around we found him mumbling to himself, and one day a crowd of us found him seated on a stump In the middle of a big clover field, holding in front of him a long pole, attached to which was a piece of cord, on the end of which was a pin bent to resemble a fishhook. He would drop the hook In to the long grass and let It stay there for a time. Then he would make a cast and when the hook fell would Bit and watch the end of his line Intently. Every once In awhile he would jerk the line out of the grass as though he had felt a nibble. Once one of the boys stepped up and said: " 'What are you fishing for 7 "lie got no answer. All Cinch did was to turn a pair of hollow eyes on him and then resume his fishing. After that a gang used togo out and watch Cinch every afternoon. They would hide in the grass and almost burst with laughter at the seriousness with which the poor fellow would cast his line of wrapping cord and his pin hook and then sit and wait for a bite. Every once In awhile one of the boys would saunter out and say: " 'What are you fishing for, Cinch?' "It got to be the regimental saying, and I suppose that the question, 'What are you fishing for, Cinch?' was thrown at the man from Company C a hundred times a day. By and by the news got to the officers that Cinch tvas going fast. They heard about his fishing in the fields, and one day the surgeon major went out and witnessed the per formance. He went back and reported to the colonel that unless Cinch was discharged at once he would be hope lessly Insane. The result was that his condition was telegraphed onto Wash ington and discharge papers were re turned at once. "The colonel In the goodness of his heart went to look up Cinch and give him the news, lie found him sitting on a stump in the field fishing away, while around him sat about 50 of the regiment, one of whom would yell, 'What are you fishing for. Cinch?* every few minutes. The colonel step ped up and touching Cinch on the shoulder said: " 'Cinch, we think your health de mands that you leave the service, and so we have procured an honorable dis charge for you. Here it is,' and he handed Cinch the i>apers. "Cinch dropped his fishing pole and grabbed the papers. He gave one look at them, and when he saw that they were all right waved them triumphant ly over his head and shouted at the top of his voice: " 'This Is what I was fishing for, dang ye all. This is what 1 was fish ing for, and I got It too.' And with that he went dancing over the field, leaving us standing there, the first gleam of the truth creeping Into our brains. "The colonel looked foolish, and by and by we began to sneak away one by one. There was no doubt but what the regimental question, 'What are you fishing for, Cinch?' had been answer ed and In a most emphatic and sur prising fashion. Cinch was as sane as anybody, but when he found he could not get an honorable discharge In one way he tried for It another."—New York Sun. Caaldn't Keep It. After hearing evidence In an assault case between man and wife. In which the wife had had a deal of provoca tion, the magistrate, turning to the hus band, remarked: "My good man, I really cannot do inything in this case." "But she has cut a piece of my ear off, sir." "Well," said the magistrate, "I will bind her over to keep the peace." "Vou can't," shouted the husband; "she's thrown It awayPearson's Weekly. The First Instance. Wife—Do you mean to Insinuate that your judgment is superior to mine? Husband—Certainly not, my dear. Our choice of life partners proves It Isn't.—Chicago News. Freedom. "Have you made any plans for the fu ture?" asked the interviewer. "Only this," said the young physician who had come into au ample inheritance from a forgotten unoie: "I'm going to spend the first 15 cents of the money iu having these side whiskers chopped off." —lndianapolis Press. After Conversion. "nave you noticed any change in Smithers since he joined the church?" "Yes. He uses a jointed fishpole in stead of the old long one." "What has that to do with it?" "Oh, he carries it under his coat when he goes fishing on Sunday."—New York Herald. The Spring Fever is a malady which no one can escape at this season of the year. The vitality is usually overtaxed during the winter months, and spring finds the system all run down. The blood is thiuned and impure. The kidneys and liver are in active resulting in a loss of energy and appetite, and a derangement of the nerves. Lichty's Celery Nerve Com pound will purify your blood, tone up your nerves, and leave you feeling fresh and energetic. Sold by liossman & Sou's Pharmacy. MEN AS THEY PASS. Henry M. Stanley is just and ap parently strong euough to try the dark continent again. Eiuier Duver, Senator Hannu's private secretary, began his career as a newspa per writer»at 15, when he was a reporter on the McConnelUville (O.) Herald. Major General MacArtliur was saved from a fatal wound at Keaesaw by a package of letters iu his breast pocket— neither a Bible nor a pack of cards, just letters. Michael C. Murphy, New Y.>rV- now police commissioner, is prouih :.<• fact that he once was one of the fastest compositors in the city. He belongs to "Big Six" still. In J. R. Burton, the new aenator from Kansas, the long, lank figure of the late Senutor Ingnlis is repeated. There is also said to be a striking similarity in the face and in manner of speaking. Marconi, the adapter of wireless teleg raphy, is almost as much of au Irishman as an Italian. He is a first cousin of a leading Wexford merchant, his mother having been au Euniscorthy woman. Senator Lindsay delights in a newly discovered distinction. He laughingly greeted some of his friends the other day with the remark, "A New York paper says this morning that I'm the loudest sneezer in the senate." President Schwab's weekly wages will exceed the entire year's salary of most New York bank presidents. Hia colos sal annual income is greater than the value of the whole output of iron in the early days of the republic. Ex-Governor William D. Bloxham of Florida, who has just retired, Is the only man who has served hie state in the exec utive chair for two successive terms. It is related of hint that he never forgets a face or the name that goes with it. Cyrus Adams Bulloway, New Hamp shire's tall congressman from the First district, who has served through three terms and has been re-elected to the Fifty-seventh congress, has already given formal public notice that he will be a candidate for the Republican nomination far the Fifty-eighth congress. Lord Salisbury has just celebrated his seventy-first birthday. He has lived in three reigns and just missed living in an other by being born nine days too late. George IV had just died when he opened his eyes on the splendor of Hatfield House. He has seen seven prime minis ters and, with one exception, Lord Rose bery, he is the only man now living who was premier under Queen Victoria. Benator R. R. Butler of Washington county, Tenn., is the oldest member of the Tennessee legislature in point of serv ice. He is now serving his eleventh ses sion in the senate, and before that ha had served six years in the house. Be sides this experience instate legislation, Senator Butler served ten years in the national house of representatives. He served in the Union army and was lieu tenant colonel of the Thirteenth cavalry. PERT PERSONALS. We are convinced that J. Pierpont Morgan is not afraid of dying rich.— Washington Star. If Mrs. Nation has any favorite poem, it must be Tennyson's "Break, Break, Break."—Kansas City Times. From the manner in which he keeps quiet Alfred Austin may be a little afraid of losing his job.—Chicago Record. Minister Wu is a prolific talker. He wovld probably hesitate to say so much were he living In China.—Cincinnati En quirer. Russell Sage predicts a squeeze in the money market, and we will also venture the prediction that he will not imperson ate the lemon. —Memphis Commercial Appeal. Messrs. Jeffries and Ruhlin are now confronted with the advisability of en tering a profession which can be prac ticed In the United States.—Syracuse Post-Standard. As harsh a thing as ever has been said about Spain is that Weyler is the stron gest man in that country. It would seem Impossible for defamation togo any fur ther.—Kansas City Star. The Belgian parliament has passed a law absolutely prohibiting games of chance. Leopold's visits to Paris incog' nito are liable to be more frequent here after than formerly.—San Francisco Chronicle. FOWLS AND THEIR FRUIT. It is of no advantage to sell the old geese. One drake and five ducks make a good breeding pen. Feed cracked wheat to the little chlcka aa soon as they will eat it. Regularity in feeding is of more conse quence than quantity. Many poultry dis orders are caused by alternate gorging and starving. Never attempt too much. Keep only as many fowls as you have ample room for and only as many varietlea as you can do justice to. The evening ration should be of whole grain and generoualy fed, the object be te* to keep the crop of the fowls full ttaring the night. With proper care in selecting and mat iu. the qualities of a strain of fowls may to improved and their egg production In creased aa well as their plumage. FLOWER AND TREE. Hu highest trees In the world belong to a species of eucalypti found in Aus tralia. Single specimens have grown to a height exceeding 400 feet A new species of nasturtium, whose distinctive feature la its profuse and con tinuous flowering, has been developed in the greenhouses of the University of Nebraska, where experiments have long been in progress. Water in which mignonette has been placed should be changed often, since it quickly becomes fouL Heliotropes should not be mixed with other cat flowers in water. They decay quickly and have a harmful effect upon the other blossoms. TALES OF CITIES. London has the poorest water service of any of the large cities of the world. Boston pays $106,000 a year for Its schoolbouse janitors, and the ochoolhouse janitors' opiuion is that the city gets off cheap. The oldest waterworks system in the country is that of South Bethlehem, Pa. The original mains laid were made out of cedar logs, some of which have been re cently taken up in a good state of pre#er> ration. Honae Fornlahinva. Have nothing for show. Let your rooms look ns if they were lived in. Pro vide convenient cases for your books, comfortable chairs to sit in, tables or desks at which one can write with com fort, pleasant pictures or engraviugs to look at. I>o not envy the melancholy splendor or superfluous apartments, rare ly opened and full of ghostly shadows. The time and money expended in the care of these possessions are out of all proportion to any pleasure that can be derived from them.—Good Housekeeping. As the war tax reduction bill takes effect ou July 1, the people can cele brate the Fourth with especial zest. Congresses may come and go, but Delaware deadlocks seem togo oo for ever. When You Get A Headache don't waste a minute but goto your druggist and get a box of Krause's Headache Capsules. They will prevent pain, even though your skull were cracked. They are harmless, too. Reed the guarantee. Price 25c. Sold by RoHsman & Son's Pharmacy. , WOMAN AND HOME. A VOUNG WOMAN WHO IS TREAS URER OF A RAILWAY COMPANY. Ideals of Womanhood—Care of the Eyes— lull aence of Mannerisms. Care of Wkooplug C'uiiKh —Small Sbuti Mniia futr Health. Miss Roberta M. Shaw of Chicago is snid to be the only woman in the world v>;..i occupies the position of railroad treasuur. Born at Lima. 0., in 1872, I er paivuts moved to South Dakotu and from there to Chicago, when little Ro berta was about 12 years old. She studied stenography and bookkeeping, and on 'he death of her father the young woman as sumed the position of sole breadwinner for the family. As public stenographer and accountant she opened an office in Chicago and was remarkably successful. MISS ROBERTA M. SHAW. Thin business she resigned to enter the employ of the Wisconsin and Michigan railway and rose to a confidential posi tion in the president's office. On the reor ganization of that company she became the treasurer of the Wisconsin and Michi gan Railway company. Even in these days when women are doing so many things that have hitherto been considered the peculiar field of men a woman treas urer of an important railroad company i 9 Quite unique. The fact that she has risen to the position from subordinate posts where her superiors had a chance to gauge her ability shows that she must have unusual aptitude for the work. Ideals of Wsmanhood. It is the opinion of a Chicago woman who has given a good deal of observa tion to women in fiction that the ideal of the novelist in regard to the eternal femi nine is constantly and more or less rap- Idly growing. From a wide scope this delver has come to divide the considera tion of woman by the novelist into six periods, covering the commonplace type, the artificial type, the domestic type, the growing type, the thinking type and the living type. Under the head of the "commonplace type" are cited a number of characters of familiar fiction, among them Richard eon's Pamela and Clarissa Uarlowe. Then there is Fielding's Amelia. As still other examples of what is considered the commonplace woman are mentioned the wife and daughters of the vicar of Wakefield and Fanny Burney's Evelina. Jane Austen's Emma and Mrs. Ben nett and her daughters in "Pride and Prejudice" are 6poken of as being arti ficial types. Others given are Elinor and Marienne in "Sense and Sensibility;" Thackeray's Amelia in "Vanity Fair," who is referred to a 9 "a good but Billy woman;" also the clever but unscrupulous Kecky Sharp, Ethel Newcome, Laura Feadennis, and Lady Castleton. Sir Walter Scott and Charles Dickens are considered as experts in bringing out the strength and weakness of the domes tic type of woman. Jeanie, Effie Deans, Kowena, Rebecca, Amy Itobsart, Agnes and Dora of "David Copperfield" fame; Lizzie Hexam, Little Dorrit, and Esther Summerson are some of the characters brought forward in support of this par ticular style of woman. When it comes to the "growing type," the idea of women attaining a higher in dividuality of their own, Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre, Shirley and Lucy Snowe are mentioned in company with Mrs. Browning's Aurora Leigh. George Eliot's heroines are put for ward as some of the beat examples of the "thinking type"—that Is, representa tives of women who have been and are being influenced by the era of modern culture. Dinah Morris* Romola, Mag gie Tulliver, Dorothea Brooke, Gwen dolln Harleth and Fedalma are speci mens of this class of women who also figure in fiction. The central figures of present day au thors make up the "living type," and some of those mentioned are Mrs. Hum phry Ward's Katherine Elamere, Mar cella and Laura Fountain, Thomas Har dy's Tess of the d'Urbervilles, George Meredith's Diana of the Croasways and Hall Oalne's Glory Quayla. Whatever may be the general opinion of the position of these women of fiction there can be little doubt that they are women of interest Car* of the Byes. Nowhere is the comparison between an ounce of prevention and a pound of cure more applicable than in the care of the eye*. For the neglect of seemingly trivial affections, perfectly curable in their beginnings, may lead in an incredi bly short time to permanent impairment of vision or even to total blindness. The care of the eyes should begin with the moment of birth. The new baby's eyes should be the first part to receive atten tion. They should be wiped carefully with a piece of absorbent cotton wet with a warm solution of boric acid of a strength of about 00 grains in four ounces of distilled water. After the lids have been thus carefully washed on the outside they should be gently separated and some of the solution dropped into the eyes. In washing the eyes one should be care ful never to dip again in the solution a piece of cotton which has once been used. A fresh piece must be taken each time the eyes are wiped. The baby's eyes must be protected from the light. Its crib should be placed where the eyes are not exposed to the full light from a window, and the carriage should have a shade raised only about a foot above the baby's head. Children eften suffer from inflammation of the edges of the lids, which are red and scaly, and the lashes fall out and break off. Tliia may betoken a general scrofnlous condition, or it may depend upon some defect in the sight which causes eye strain, or it may be only n lo cal trouble. If it is only a local trouble, a few applications of boric acid ointment at bedtime will generally effect a cure. Conjunctivitis, or inflammation of the membrane covering the globe of the eye, may be due to a cold, to the action ol bright sunlight or reflection from watet or from snow or to eye strain from soui« visual imperfection. Usually the boric acid solution will give relief here, even when the trouble cannot be permanently cured until proper glasses are worn. Another painful consequence of eye strain is a succession of sties. When a child suffers frequently from sties, from sore lids or from conjunctivitis, the sighl should be tested. Much harm is often done to the eyes, as well ns to the general health, by too long application to books, either school oi He Is A Wonder. All who see Mr. C. F. Collier, of Cher okee, lowa, as he is now, cheerful, erect, vigorous, without ati ache, could harldy believe he is the same man, who, a short time ago, had to sit in a chair, propped up by cushions, suffering intensely from an aching back, in agony if he tried to stoop all caused by chronic kidney trouble, that no medicine helped till he used Electric Bitters and was wholly cured by three bottles. Positively cures Backache, Nervousness. Loss of Appe tite, all Kidney troubles. Only 50c at Paules & Co's drug store. story books. Three hours of looking at print by daylight and one hour in the evening should not be exceeded by any child under 14, for that is as much as his eyes, even if their vision is perfectly nor mal, will stain! without injury.—Youth's Companion. Influence of MannerlNma. Self consciousness is often a barrier to popularity in social life, and it is a malady from which some girls suffer. Not every one can be graceful and easy, but one can be self confident without be ing self assertive, serene aud dignified without being dull. Morbid fears as to what others are thinking and overanx iety as to one's appearance may be over come. Little nervous mannerisms, a lack of repose, consciousness of one's clothes, are all bad form and to be avoided, says The Delineator. One of the most care fully dressed as well as attractive women I ever met had been required in her girl hood by her mother to attend scrupulous ly to every detail of her toilet and then to think no more about it after leaving her room. No touches to hair and drawing on of gloves were permitted after she had left her bedroom. If these apparently trifling matters had been neglected, she was obliged to return to her room to at tend to them. For this early training, which seemed irksome at the time, she never ceased to be thankful when she grew older. She acquired extreme neat ness in her personal appearance and an entire freedom from any fussy conscious ness about it. No one can make a good impression or talk agreeably if half absorbed in putting on gloves, clasping a bangle or a pin or arranging stray locks of hair. It is a mark of good breeding to be j neatly dressed in every detail and never to appear conscious of one's clothes. Sometimes one sees a girl in a street car drawing on gloves or adjusting a veil. Even at the opera one frequently sees an occupant of a box buttoning gloves, rear ranging a jewel on a bodice or touching the ornaments in the hair. These self conscious manners in public are bad form and detract from a woman's charm. Care of Whooping Cough. One complication of whooping cough is pneumonia, and it is this which makes the disease so dangerous in infants. This complication occurs most frequently dur ing the winter months, while in summer diarrhea Is the more serious complica tion. It is doubtful if medicine is of much value in whooping cough. There are one or two drugs which are occasionally given to control the spasm when it is un usually severe, but they must be given only under the direction of the physician. As a rule, expectorants and medicine do more harm than good. They upset the stomach, especially that of an infant, and the stomach, above all, should be kept in good condition, as it is upon the strength derived from its nourishment that the baby has to rely to carry it through the siege. The thing which has been found to give the most relief in whooping cough is the inhalation of plain or medicated steam. This can be accom plished by an ordinary inhaler or a kettle which is kept boiling in the room at cer tain intervals, the child thus inhaling the moisture laden air. A piece of absorbent cotton or sponge may be placed in the spout of the kettle, on which has been placed the medication. The steam pass ing through the cotton or sponge per meates the room with medicated vapor. Creosote and cresoline are considered the best substances to use for this purpose, a solution of either placed in a dish and vaporized over an alcohol lamp making a good substitute for the croup kettle. Cloths wrung out in one of these solu tions and hung up in the room are often helpful.—Marianna Wheeler in Harper's Bazar. Small Sboei, Poor Health. Many women spoil their health by cramping and crushing their poor, unfor tunate feet into shoes too small for them. This is really a most idiotic thing to do, as it not only causes the most in tense pain, often ruins the gait entirely, but frequently brings about, if not really serious injury to the foot, at any rate such painful, unpleasant and uncomfort able results as corns, bunions and other pedal disfigurements, says the Jackson ville Times-Union and Citizen. A woman who persists in wearing shoes too small for her cannot long re main in good health, for she learns to dread exercise because of the pain and difficulty Involved. A shoe that is either too short or too narrow is such an instru ment of torture that one would think no really sensible woman would ever have recourse to it, but every shoemaker knows that not a few fashionable women habitually undergo this self imposed pen ance, and, though they are invariably wrinkled and aged before their time and a pained, anxious and even disagreeable expression becomes permanently fixed on their once pleasant features, they still persist in thinking the game worth the candle and that the possession of "a pretty little foot" atones for all the pain, discomfort and misery which are their constant portion. A squeezed in foot, however, can gen erally be detected and, as a rule, is any thing but a thing of beauty. The whole shape is often altered until the foot is almost deformed at length into the Chi nese variety. Work and Ifervomneii. A little woman who is in the uphol stering business says there never was work of any other kind as good for nerv ousness. She is a delicate looking wom an, slender and not overstrong, and the work is hard, but she is in love with it and says that in the fascination of work she forgets all personal ills and that this is a world of sin and woe. She ham mers away and strikes her nail on the head every time. It is strange that the part of the work which takes her to the sewing machine or gives her other kind of work sewing is the most unpleasant, and she is apt to get. as other women do, to "feeling as if she should fly." But •vlth the harder work her nerves tak« wings. Upholstery is a good work for women, she says, but they must have a talent foi it. She herself has always had more lik ing for a hammer and knife than for the needle and scissors, and the knowledge ol the work apparently came to her without an effort. One great demand that there is in the way of workwomen, she be lieves, and for a work that does not re quire a special talent, is for sllpmaking. It is a delicate task and must be done well. It takes common sense and judg ment in addition to a knowledge of the work. It is almost impossible, she says, when she needs help in her work to find a woman who can make slip covers in a way that is at all satisfactory.—New York Times. Fooled Ilia Doctor. The late Rev. 11. R. Hawels, who was equally notable as preacher, jour nalist. lecturer ami musician, suffered from a dangerous hip disease when a boy of 9- The celebrated Sir Benjamin Brodie, who was asked If a change of scene would benefit the afflicted answered, "Take blin anywhere —it does not matter." Hawels lived to laugh at bis doctor, and half a century later, after a life of exceptional Industry, he was in vigor ous health—New York World. Fought For His Life. "My father and sister both died of Consumption," writes ,T. T Weather wax, of Wyandotte, Mich., "and I was saved from the santa frightful fate only by Dr. King's New Discovery. An at tack of Pneumonia left an obstinate cough ami very severe lung trouble, which an excellent doctor could not help, but a few months' use of this won derful medicine made me as well as ever and I gained much in weight." In fallible for Coughs, Colds and all Throat and Lung trouble. Guaranteed bottles 50c and $ 1 00 at Parties & Co's drug store. Trial bottles free. CHOOSING A CAPTAIN. A Cnri. id* Ctintoui of Jnpnnesr Flab- ! rrmen In llunull. Where ral years ago the fishing for the supplying of the Honolulu market was done almost exclusively by the na tives in their canoes ami a few China men now the bulk of the work is done by the Japanese, who are at it in great numbers. The boats which they use are built here after patterns used in Japan, anil once in awlnlt* an oriental steamer arriv ing from the west brings an imported fishing boat, which the fishermen think is superior to those of local manufacture. The boats are of a peculiar shape and are of different sizes, some able to accom modate but three men, which is an ordi nary crew, and others are large enough for seven or eight men. Notwithstanding the frail appearance of the boats they are strongly construct ed and good sea boats and as a usual thing are fast sailers. On Punchbowl street, in Kakaako, a great many of the boats are built, aud the launching of one of the larger kind is always an event of a great deal of in terest to an onlooker and of great impor tance to the men who are to operate the boat. When the boat is completed, the owners and builders anil their friends decorate her with Japanese flags, lan terns and flowers. Then they take her to the water, into which she glides amid a great shouting and halloing by the crowd. Up to the time that the vessel is launch ed there is no captain selected for the boat. The choosing of this important factor in every case is left until the boat is in the water. It is known who the members of the crew are, and front them the captain is selected. A knowledge of seafaring is not apparently necessary for a man to be a captain of a Japanese fish ing boat, as the following will show: When the boat is in the water and moored securely, the members of the crew, who are generally the owners of the boat, strip themselves and get into the boat. Then the fun of making the se lection of the commander begins. There is no voting or drawing of lots to settle the matter. At a given signal from one of the crowd on shore, who are watching, the men in the boat begin with all their might to try to throw each other out into the water. Each man is against the oth- ■ er, and so the struggle, as a usual thing, i lasts a long time and is remarkably ex-| citing. All the time the play goes on the friends of the contestants yell words of cheer to the struggling men in the boat and throw buckets of water on them and into the boat, seemingly with the idea of making the battleground more slippery as well as refreshing to the men at work. As soon as a man is thrown out of the boat he must stay out. but may assist with water if he so desires. The man who stays in the boat longest, or, rather, who is able to put all the others out of the boat, has by his prowess shown him self competent to be captain, anil so he is greeted with much applause and show ered with congratulations at the termina tion of the scullle. There is no appeal from the selection so made, and the man so chosen continues to be captain until he voluntarily retires or sells out his share in the boat. ! The novel way of getting a skipper seems very satisfactory to the fishermen, I and it certainly affords a great deal of amusement to strangers who happen to be about during the selection of a com- I mamler. —Honolulu Republican. Her Fifty Dollar Purchase. j "Goodness knows," said a Detroit wo i man who lived several years in New \ ork I city, "how many mistakes are made here every day i:i the sale aud delivery of goods, but it was just awful in New York. In my own experience there I cannot number all of them, and I sup j pose other people could tell stories of I carelessness not much different or fewer than mine. "On one occasion I bought a SSO rug from a big department store where I was known, and the bill was to be sent in on the Ist of the month. It was not sent, however, and 1 waited for another mouth. Still no bill, and at the end of four months I called to see about it. It had not even been charged, and the result of my call was that some one was dis missed for negligence and I paid the SSO. ' I was told afterward by several persons that I should never have said anything about it.and I was sorry I had, because my SSO did not add greatly to the profits of the store and lost some poor fellow his place."—Detroit Free Press. Annoylngly Precise. "Imitation," remarked the wise man, "is the sincerest flattery." "Indeed," answered the cold blooded iconoclast. "I wasn't aware that any flat tery could be 'sincere.' 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WL / . - « / T / klf elald for and Repairing done 1 r 1 e ■ delivered free, when ordered. -.T X CJive jus a e Danville Steam Laundry, No. 20 Cana St Lore and Kase, Pro A HEN'S SUICIDE. Tie Stor> of n Ponl Who Wan Too Const'ientiotiii. "YDS," declared a new man 011 the country court jury to his companions the other noon. "I maintain that h«-ns has souls jest as does human bein's. Mebbe not all on 'em, but now an then ye strike a bird that has reasonin faculties an feel in an 'motions jest as ye an me. They has their joys an their sorrers. So, 1 says, they has souls. Now, here's a proof. 1 bad a line Plymouth liock what was a master layer. When th' other lieiis was takin a vacation, she was 'tendin ter busi ness an layiu aigs. "Well, one day she come out a-cacklin, an 1 went inter git th' aig. It 'pears that while she was tellin me about it my boy "Willum took th' aig an put a hard boiled one in its place. Itid it fer a joke on me, ye know. J noticed the aig looked kinder queer an ciacked her open. Well, if ever ye see a hen look dumfouuded! She thought she'd laid it. I thought nothin 'bout it till I looked down, an hanged if she wasn't cryin. Big tears was rollin down her furrered cheeks, an I tried ter tell her that she was all right, that 'twas tome of Willum's horseplay, but she jest sighed kinder human like an walked slow ly off. "Th' next day she didn't lay, but moped round th' yard sad an homesick like. Well, it went on fer a week, an still nary an aig. Then I noticed she was quittin th' feed J was givin her an tryin ter pick up a livin. She had a conscience, ye see, mi wouldn't eat boughten food 'less she could repay me in the right kind Of aigs. She knowed she wan't ldoked to ter lay hard boiled aigs as she thought she'd done. 'Father,' says Willum one day, '1 guess we're goin ter loose that hen. Sue's thinkin up somethin desperate. I just caught her 'xainin a scythe out back of th' barn.' "Well, we tried our best, ter cheer her np, but 'twan't no use. One day I found her in the toolhouse, dead. She had drag ged her neck across a scythe, cnttin her throat. Over in one corner was a aig jest left ter show me that she intended ter do what's right. But if ever 1 seeM a clear case of suicide, her death was one yes, sir. Killed herself out of remorse. So, I says, some hens has feelin's jest as does a human bein, an therefore 1 'low they has souls."—Rochester Poet-Ex press. Her Sympathy. First Visitor (reading ffom museum I catalogue)— This is a Roman lady. Second Visitor —Poor thing! Wot £ brute of a husband she must 'av' 'ad. APHORISMS. Sorrows best antidote is employ ment.—Young. All cruelty springs from hard heart i edness and weakness.—Seneca. Delicacy is to the mind what fra i grance is to the fruit.—l'oincelot. i Contempt is the only way to triumph over calumny.—Mme. de Maintenon., The usual fortune of complaint is to i excite contempt more than pity.—John j son. 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