RAILROAD TIME TABLES .'-I 112 E>"S A. H K. EAST. WEST 7.18 A.M. vi'lVp M 10.17 " 421 P. M. i:Y „ 6u* " , , ' si ND.VI x. 10.17 A. M. 4 ;)H 1 I>. 1.. A W. K. K. EAST. WKST 8.58 A. M. 1-M7 H M lo.ii# " 'f.fJ 1 •„ ill P. M. v'.jj .. tl 1U SUNDAY «.S8 A. M. ';■£ l \. M ti.lo I*. M. HJI • PHIL. A. A HEADING R. R. NORTH. SOUTH. 7.82« A. M. I V'it-.iV \!" |V4.00 I'. M. tl ' BLOOM ISTKEET. 734 A M. 11 .21 "A. M \M P. M. " W '• " ■ J HWKINFORT MSSfe SURGEON DENTIST, OP»tc«f>n Mill St., Opposite the Post Office. Operative an.i Mechanical Dentistry Oarefully d* rformeJ, Teeth positively extraclcl without ualn,with On 9, fctlier and t:hlorot.,rm: I resit ing and Killing teetli aSueclalty. ■yy-H. K4KF. WENT, ATTO RN EV - AT-1. AW, Office over I'utiles' Drug Store MONTOOM ERY Bt 'ILDINO, i.l. STREET - • lIAMVIIiLE. PA J. J. BROWN, THE EVE A SPECIALTY Kyes tested, treated, litte The quality of mercy should not b( measured out by teaspoonfuls in r medicine glass, but should be senl round in a watering cart by the countj council. * They've no sense, men haven't. The .very best of them don't properly know the difference between their souls ant their stomachs, and they fancy thai they are a-wrestllng with their doubt when really it is their dinners tliut art a-wrestllng with them. It Is the duty of all women to look happy—the married ones to show that they don't wish they weren't married and the unmarried ones to tshow thai they don't wish they were.—New York Telegram. The Matter of H Semicolon. 1 A Russian military paper tells of a lieutenant who overheard a sergeant giving a recruit a short lecture upon his duties. "The military service," said the sergeant, "requires little pray er to God and a strict attention to tlir orders of a superior." Somewhat as tonished at this singular definition of military duty, the officer ventured to ask the sergeant for his authority, Whereupon the sergeant produced an ancient volume containing the follow ing: "The military duty requires lit tle; prayer to God, and strict attention to the orders of a superior."—Army and Navy Journal. Is staiea that India lias already contributed $2,500,000 for a nationa memorial to the late Queen Victoria This would be very well under diff. t ent circumstances, but a country whirl has millions of people on the verge ol starvation almost every year couli: make a more sensible display of it generosity by putting its money t> more practical uses than subscribing to memorial funds. A Spring Tonic. Everybody needs a tonic in the spring, at this time the system craves a tonic. If is housecleaning time for your i> »dy fJehty's Celery Nerve Compound will tone up your nerves, blood, kidney atid liver, and fill you with health and euer gy. Sold by Rossniau and Son s Phar macy LIVE STOCK SHOW. OiG EXHIBIT PLANNED FOR THE PAN AMERICAN EXPOSITION. Will Include a Fashionable Hon* Slion, Model Hairy Exposition, !>!•- play of Agricultural Products and Many OtU«-r inter«lliiH Featnre". The exhibit of Live Stock at the Pan- American Exposition at Hutfalo next summer will include all varieties and breeds of domestic animals. Arrange ment* have been made tu accommodate 25,000 animals on the grounds. Liber al prizes in all classes will be offered. A fashionable Horse Show will be a prominent feature of the display and will include harness horses, saddlers, jumpers, etc. This exhibition will be fashioned on the lines of tho Madison Square Garden show and will be held at the Stadium. A model exhibition Dairy composed of all breeds of milk cows will be In operation during the six months of the Exposition. A great display of the varied agricul tural products from the various States, Provinces and Countries of the West ern Hemisphere will be made in the Agricultural building, covering two acres. The closing of tho Nineteenth Cen tuury bas witnessed marvelous strides in tlie improvement of methods In the dairy world. Formerly the whole dairy business was conducted largely by "rule of thumb." Instead of a vo cation requiring a certain apprentice ship it Is fast becoming an exact science, in which chemistry and bacte riology play no insignificant part. The increasing Interest and attendance at the various dairy schools throughout the United States and Canada and the existence of great co-operative and commercial organizations for the I manufacture and sale of dairy prod ucts are an indisputable testimony to ! the achievements of modern science. In this great industry the Government lias appropriated vast sums of money to help the dairyman in his work, ami this is indicative of its importance • a factor of the great food problem o. the world. The territorial lines of the dairy belt have long since been annihilated. A few States and Provinces in the East no longer enjoy the exclusive distinc tion of being in the dairy sections. In the Dairy building nt the Exposition space has already been asked for by Maine and California, Manitoba and Texas. The supposed disadvantages of soil, water, climate and food in por tions of North America have largely been eliminated by the skillful dairy man, and today splendid representa- F. A. CONVKRS^. [Superintendent Live Stock, Dairy and Agricul ture, Pan-American E*po*tlon.] lame 01 muK products are known, and the increasing consumption of milk and its products bespeaks much fo. tbe future of the dairy business. Few people have any adequate con ception of the present magnitude of the dairy industry. In tbe United States and Canada there is one dairy cow to every four persons, or 20,000,000 cows. The annual milk production Is estimat ed at $."50,000,000. Add to this the val ue of dairy cows, $050,000,000, and we have $1,200,000,000. To this add the in vestments in dairy appliances, and we reach a grand total of $2,000,000,000 in vested in this great Industry in the United States and Canada. A large, beautiful building located near the Agricultural building will be devoted exclusively to Dairy Products and Dairy Apparatus. All the milk products will be exhibit ed in glass cases, properly refrigerated for the purpose of maintaining as far as possible the texture and quality of the products on exhibition. Exhibitors whose products form a portion of their State or Provincial displays will not be charged for exhibit space, but individ ual exhibitors will be charged $1.50 per square foot for space occupied. The exhibit of Dairy Appliances will embody all the recent inventions and improvements made in this Industry, including sterilizers, pasteurizers, sepa rators, coolers, churns, etc. Electric power will be furnished in the building should exhibitors desire to demonstrate the work of their ma chines for the benefit of the visitors. The exhibit in the Dairy Division will be a seductive one, and in point of attractiveness, interest and utility will surpass anything ever before attempt ed. A Model Dairy, composed of repre sentatives of all the breeds, will be in operation during the entire Exposition for the purpose of determining as far as possible the cost of production and the adaptability of certain breeds to special lines of dairy work. F. A. CONVERSE, Superintendent of the Live Stock and Dairy Divisions. Mnd t\m n Life Saver. In London it was noticed that when tho streets were muddy there was a marked diminution of diseases that were prevalent when dust is blowing. Ca tarrhal troubles are plentiful when people are compelled to inhale dust. Consump tion, too, often gets its start from the breathing of flying particles of filth. Add sufficient water to transform the dust info mud, and tho power for harm is gone, for mud is not inhaled. The genn» that infest dry dust become Inert In mud, because these germs, vicious as they are, are too lazy togo anywhere unless they are carried. Moreover, mud is very like ly to get ultimately into tho drain pipe, and the germs aio carried off where they can do no harm. Even when mud dries on the clothing and is brushed off the dust that arises therefrom does not ap pear to be as dangerous as that which j has not been recently wet. Leslie's Weekly. The Best Cold Cure i is one you can take without interrup tion to business. One that does not ef fect the head or hearing like the contin ued use of quinine, One that cures speed ily and leaves yon feeling fresh and clear-headed. Such it one is Krause's j Cold Cure Price 25c. Sold byiKossman I and Son 's Pharmacy. 1 " J THE WHIRL OF FASHION. AH indications point to a still greater fogue this summer for dainty cotton ma terials of every tint and weave. Many of the best dressmakers consider that peau de soie folds, hands, etc., wear far better than either tafleta or satin. French cheviots and the softest of cam el's huir fabrics are among 'he most fa vored of textiles for handsome tailor cos tumes for the spring. Accordion or side plaited frills, flounces and skirts entire again appe: vf >T | manv of the prettiest dress auJ distinct political party is, In Wearer ver sus Toney, Kentucky, 60 L. R. A. 100, denied the right to have inspectors at ao election. Information given to detectives In rj gard to larceny, stating a suspicion, witt a reason therefor, that a certain person li a thief, Is held In Shinglemeyer versui Wright, Michigan, 80 L. R. A. 129, tc be privileged. Repeal of an ordinance requiring a 11 cense tax for carrying on the business ol real estate agents la held, In Denning ver BUS Yount. Kansas, 00 L. R. A. 103, no to operate retrospectively so as to mah< valid a contract by such an agent whlcl was originally invalid because he had no complied with the ordinance. Agreement by the agent of a telephone company to deliver a message at deetl nation in consideration of an extra charg Is held, in Brown versus Cumberland Tel ephone and Telegraph company, Tennei see, B0 L. R. A. 277, to be binding on th I company, notwithstanding the mwl'* TOWN TOPICS. Chicago Is the appendicitis crater o the country.—Birmingham Age-Herald. In the effort now making by Kansa City to divorce herself from saloon poli tics she will probably name Topeka am Leavenworth as corespondents.—St. Lou Is Globe-Democrat. The loss of the Pan-Ajnerican appro prlation is to be regretted, but the fai will be a success without It. The mos galling feature is that St. Louis shonh Lave been granted $5,000,000 while Buf falo gets nothing.—Buffalo Express. As a result of preparation for the Pan American exposition the city of Buffah already finds itself in possession of man: municipal Improvements that would oth erwise have required years for their de velopment Into accomplished fact. —St Louis Republic. POWDER AND BALL. Krupp's 130 ton gun fires two shots i minute. Each costs $1,500. The tube of a 12 Inch gun has 50 spe clal grooves, causing its projectile tore volve 75 times per second as it leaves th< muzzle. Clearchus, the Spartan, laid down ai one of the maxims of war the statement that a soldier ought to fear his own gen eral more than he did the whole hostiU army. The German naval programme, whleh according to the original announcement was not to be completed until 1916, b now, it seems, to be finished by 1909. It that year Germany will hare at least 41 ships, 20 large cruisers and 28 smal cruisers. The average woman who is a wife and mother, with a home to take care of, cannot engage in profitable work outside of her homo without detriment to hej domestic interests. If she attempts it, either the machinery of the home itself, the wisest training of her child or chil dren, or her own mental growth or phys ical strength will suffer. There are ex ceptions, but superlatively clever women are rare—about as rare as superlatively rlever men, Edward Bok in Ladies' Home Journal. A I.lnen Party. A linen party is rertninly vory gratify ing to the girl about to be married—espe cially if she contemplates keeping house. The hostess had a large cornucopia, made of a sheet, suspended from the ceiling. This cornucopia was tied with white rib bon. The engaged girl held one end of the ribbon and the young man the other. When they untied the bow, there was a perfect shower of sheets, pillowslips, ta blecloths, drawn work, embroidered and battenherg doilies, napkins, towels, etc. iNo I'rettter I'llmhfr Than ITT. Let n»e urge those who want a vine for the bay window or parlor or to train over ;i screen to procure un Eng lish ivy this spring. I would rather have a tine specimen of It than a score of the plants usually found in window garden collections. It is a shamo that such a plant should have beeen crowd ed out by newcomers having but few of its merits. —Eben E. Rexford In Ladles' Home Journal. Janeling Nerves, Are yon irritable? Do you sleep badly? Is it hard to concentrate your thoughts? Is your appetite poor ? Do you feel tired, restless and despondent? Try Lichty's. Celery Nerve Compound. It will do yon more good than any thing you have ever I tried Sold by Ro-wniau and Son's Pha r macy J i GREAT FOOD SHOW ! 'AN-AMERICAN EXHIBIT WILL REPRE SENT BOTH CONTINENTS. ta Qay Booth* and Afpetl«l»g Sam vlM Will Mali* It a Hlval to tl»e Midway- Realised Dream of th* Tropic* as an Aaaei. Born of a great idea, achieving uatchlesu greatness under the best nnageiuent any great exposition has • v«.r had the matured benefit of In the Yes' rn world and with a landslide of uo£>i< . ity threatening to thrust Itself lpon if, this Exposition of all the imerlcas In those glittering first days if the new century makes a fair bid to >ass Into history as one of the lncl lents Inevitable In the forward sweep >f the Western Hemisphere, one of the hlngs called by Manifest Destiny and lot found wanting. In the Division of Foods and Their \ceessorles Installation is about to be {ln in a compact manner and with an degaoce suited to the selective charac ter which has been made possible by he overdemand for space. Lucky do hose consider themselves who are iinoug the accepted ones, while others who waited until the last moment and ' then found a full house are not quite satisfied with the limitations which bar would be exhibitors out three months before opening time-an unheard of thing In food shows heretofore. Com pensation will be found, however, for the small limits of this division in the highly finishod quality and Intelligible arrangement of the appetizing display. Processes and methods of manufac ture and packing will be shown, and In addition souvenirs and samples will be given away and the quality of the goods demonstrated, so that this divi sion will present an altogether festive appearance day and night, and, with handsome attendants and elegant booths, will be a popular free rival of the Midway in entertaining the ex pected twenty odd millions of visitors who consume foods and some kind of accessories three times a day, whether they Indulge In the allurements of art, music and science or not. The exhib its consist of chocolates, coffees, teas, spices, flavoring extracts and baking powders, sugars, confectionery and other sweets, preserves. Jams, Jellies, marmalades, nuts, mushrooms, dried fruits and vegetables, foods prepared from cereals, beverages for household and other uses, preserved and pre pared meats and fish, gelatine prepara tions, grocers' sundries and household antiseptics. As an annex to the Food Exhibit "Equatorial Pan-America" will be a realized dream of the tropics which must be seen to be appreciated and •will consist of live trees, plants, vines and shrubs selected from plantations and botanical gardens of tropical Pan- America. "Without going into further detail or comparison, the public can be assured that the Food Division of the Pan a. EDWARD ruiua [ln chsif* of Fooda ud their Accworle* Fin American Exposition.] American Exposition will command the respect of visitors for the high selective nature of its exhibits and that it will win their admiration for novel and lively entertaining features In connection with the educational. However, If there is any one thing more than another that the dear pub lie may be cautioned about at all food exhibitions, permit a tired man to men tlon the Food Crank—the fellow who kidnaps some helpless. Innocent truth and Isolates It as his own. The great est show that could be made at Buf falo this summer would be to have all the Food Cranks of Pan-America as sembled la the Stadium at one tim< for a heart to heart talk. This would be Maximum day at the Fair, though It made the angels weep. G. EDWARD FULLER, Assistant Superintendent In Charge ol Foods and Their Accessories. Then He Harried I'p. He was too modest to be a success ful lover, and he had let 40 years ol his life go by without ever coming to an emotional point. He was in love with a fair being ol suitable age, but he would not tell het so, and though she knew It she could not very well give liim a hint about the situation. She was willing because she had ar rived at that time of life when a woman is not nearly so hard to please as she might have been at some other time, but he was stupid and went away without a word. He was gone a long, long time, and when he came back he found her still ready. "I have come back after many years," he said to her as he took her hand in greeting. She had learned something in the years since she had seen him last. "Well, for goodness' sake, Henry," she exclaimed fervidly, "why don't you take them? I'm 35 now. How many more yeurs do you want?" Then a great light shone upou him, and be did not wait for any more.— London Answers. How to Make Brown Betty. In a quart pudding dish arrange al ternate layers of sliced apples and bread crumbs. Season each layer with bits of butter, a little sugar and a pinch each of ground cinnamon and cloves Wli*n the dish is full, pour over It « half cupful each of molasses and water mixed. Cover the top with crumbs Plaoe the dish in a pan containing hoi water and bake for three-quarters ol an hour or until tho apples are soft. Serve wltb cream. A Raging, Roaring Hood Washed down a telegraph line which Chan. C Ellis, <>f Lisbon, la, had to re pair. "Standing waist deep iu icy water," he writes, "gave me a terrible cold and cough. It grew worse daily, Finally the bout doctors iu Oakland. Neb.. Sioux City and Omaha said I had Consumption and could not live. Then I began using Dr. King's New Disoovery and was wholly cured by six bottles."' Positively guaranteed for Cough, Colds and all Throat and Lung troublesby Paules and Co. Price 5Uc. and fl.oo Trial bottles free. I TROTTER AND PACER. j The great brood mare Penelope, by Mobawk Chief, is (lead. G. \V. Itice of Springfield, Mass., now owns B. 8., 2:10V4 pacing. Anaconda, 2:02% pacing, has the ex cellent record of 24 wins out of 30 starts. V. B. Strong is training the guideless wonder Cute and Burtona, 2:17, at Brod head park. New l'altz, N. Y. Harold H, 2:11V4• •» good winner on the Canadian circuit last year, will be seen in the grand circuit this season. Colonel Joseph A. Ocker. York, Pa., bas sold bis pacing horse Gentry, 2:14%, to George Flock, Williamsport, Pa. Andrew M. Uoop, Norristown, Pa., has named bis Falkland colt Frank Roop, Jr. lie will be trained by Thomas Grady at Belmont track. Gaiety, 2:18, by Edgewood, dam Lam bert Lassie, by Daniel Lambert, bas been bought by John Splan for a member of the Cleveland Driving club. The rising sire Cecilian, 2:22, by Elec tioneer, has been bought from Cbarles Marvin by Grattan stock farm. He is a horse of great promise in the stud. Mr. E. S. Wells reports that he has sold the good btallion Cherrycroft, 2:22 J /j., i by Nutwood, to Messrs. Boyer &. Nourse j of Danby, Tompkins county, N. Y. Edward Twaddle, Philadelphia, has j sold to Michigan parties the promising j bay mare Christmas Bells, 2:29%, by I Christmas Gift, 2:15%. She took her record at Belmont last August. THE PEDAGOGUE. There are nearly .1,500 negro college , graduates in the United States. Frofessor William Fremont Blackman of the chair of Christian ethics at the Yale Divinity school, will leave the uni versity in June, the funds for the support of the chair having given out. The state veterinary college of Cornell university has a short six weeks' course for veterinary practitioners who desire to add modern views and methods to their equipment. Superintendent H. O. It. Siefert of the Milwaukee public schools, who has been re-elected to his position for another term, has been connected with the schools i of that city for 22 years, lie is now nearly 70 years of age, but he is regarded . as'one of the progressive teachers of the ! state and keeps abreast of all educational movements. THE CYNIC. In every married couple one has the > other bluffed. What the world really needs is an elev enth commandment —thou shalt not gos sip. When a man and woman begin to tell each other the truth, their love affair is coming to an end. When a man sees a sign on a door reading, "Keep out—thi9 means you," ho thinks it refers to other people who are bores. While you are wondering why your j neighbor doesn't get along better on his j income, he is wondering what you do j with your money. | Death is a great wit. Ingoing around making his selections he takes care not to disturb those who are a heavy burden on the backs of others.—Atchison Globe. BRAKES AND COUPLINGS. The city of Pittsburg has assumed con trol of three of its street car lines and ex pects soon to take possession of the re maining lines, when it is intended to ad vertise for proposals to convert them to the electrical system. The Lancet pronounces the present un derground steam trains in London "ex ceedingly dirty." All attempts at ven tilation have failed, and the proposed substitution of electric traction seems the only remedy. The Prussian minister for railways has expressed his great surprise at the re stricted employment of women in the railway service, especially as booking clerks, for the sale of tickets, etc., and has ordered that they are to be engaged more extensively. | /M r* * niiimo It costs from $4,000 to SB,OOO to launch u battleship—for the launching only. The Cubans put God in the constitu tion. A motion to mark it out was de feated. Shower baths are being putin the Paris telephone exchanges for the use of the telephone girls. It is thought that this will aid them in keeping their health. Game licenses in the Sudan are to be worked on the principle of apportioning fees to the quality of the sport. It is sought to preserve the giraffe, hippopot amus and elephant by placing a high premium on the killing of any of these animals. CAM BE A MAN IF HE WILL. A boy at 17 can practically determine for himself whether he will be a simple burden bearer for others as long as be lives, a leech on society or whether he will be a broad minded, useful and suc cessful man. If the boy at this age has no ambition to be anybody and is con tent to simply let things flicker mid take his chance with others just like him, frittering away his opportunities to acquire knowledge and caring only for the trivialities of life, he can make up his mind to carry a hod, ride the brake beam of a freight car or dodge the police as long as he lives, or he can resolve to be a man in the highest sense, seek every means for physical, mental and moral growth and develop ment and must surely and easily grad uate into the ever widening fields of utility and success. It matters little what his boyhood environment may be. If he but has the ambition and the well grounded purpose he will climb out of it. Slandering: the Cook. Here is something that a woman who knows says is a sure diagnosis of the status of the cook. If you have a good cook, you may be more or less sure that she will look too fre quently upon the wine when it is red. It Is an unfortunate fact, but If the cook is less than a S4O cook as little annoyance as possible may be expected from this w*eakness. Possi bly It will never make itself manifest enough to be known above stairs. But If the cook has risen higher in the so cial scale of cooks than S4O, then look out. A cook who is rated at over S4O may be expected to smash things. If one chances to make a morning call at the house of a friend and ills covers the servants crowded up stairs, frightened and trembling, while from below come the sounds of ironware skating across the kitchen and pottery crashing against the wall and be tween times the voice of the masculine head of the family gently expostulat ing or commanding in would be stern tones, then it may be known that that household has reached the dignity of a sso or SOO cook.—New York Times. Holds Up A Congressman At the end of the last campaign," writes Champ Clark, Missouri's brilliant Congressman, "from overwork, nervous tension ' loss of sleep and constant speak ing 1 had about utterly collapsed. It sffliiifd that all the organs in my body were out of order, bnt three bottles of Electric Bitters made me all right. It's the best all-round medicine ever sold »ver a druggist's counter." Over worked run down men and weak, sickly women | gain splendid health and vitality from Electric Bitters. Try them. Only 50c. Guaranteed by Pintles and Co. Drug gists. SEW TYRE OF STEAM YACHT leurj Clay Pierce 1 ! Peep Sea Crull er a Depmlore. The new yacht now building at Nix in's shipyard, Eli/ ibetliport, N. -T-. 'roni designs I»y Gardner Ac een designed for deep sea cruising nclusively. llcr plans call for u boat >SB feet long, 30 feet beam, 20 feet lopth of hold and 14 teet draft. This boat is u departure from the ac cepted type of American steam yachts ind will resemble in outward appear ince Eugene mains' Varuna, says the Sew York Tribune. Mr. Tierce's re quirements are for a boat to have a speed at sea of 14 knots and 0,000 miles' steaming radius without recoal- Ing. The boat will be about 1.000 tons displacement and have a free board of IS feet forward, with a continuous hur ricane deck. She will be twin screw, with two four cylinder triple expan sion engines and two Scotch boilers, with a working pressure of 200 pounds, llie horsepower being about 2,400. On the main deck forward will be the dining room, finished in carved teak. The library is to be finished In Circas sian walnut, with carved bookcases, divans, table and chairs to match. Aft cf this is the lobby, with stairs leading to the after and lower accommoda tions, and aft of this the music room or grand saloon, finished in white ma hogany and satinwood. On tli<* deck above is the smoking room, finished also in Circassian walnut, fitted with writing desks and book shelves, to be used as a study for the owner's boys. Above this is the steering bridge, run ring out to the side of the vessel, fitted with steam steering gear, engine room telegraph, searchlight and a complete telephone system to all parts of the boat. The owner's quarters are to consist of a large double stateroom, with a communicating bathroom, and opening Into a study or ottice, both finished In white mahogany. All of the rooms throughout the boat are fitted with the latest electrical di vices, such as elec tric curling irons, electric pressing irons, portable fans for artificial venti lation, and each closet throughout the boat is fitted with an automatic electric j light, which shines w lien the door is , opened and is shut off when the door is closed. Her owner will make an extended j foreign cruise when she Is completed, ■ including the waters of the Pacific In his itinerary. ENGLISH MONARCHS. Death Often t'nkind In the Manner of Their Taking OH. Of the monarchs who have reigned over England since the days of the Norman conquest uearly one-quarter of the number have met violent death. William I was killed by a fall from j his horse, William II was shot while hunting, whether by accident or de sign is still one of the unsolved prob lems of history; Richard I was killed •. by a shaft from a crossbow while j besieging the city of Clialuz. in France; j Richard II was murdered in Pontefract J castle, Edward II was murdered in j Berkley castle, and Edward V in the ; Tower of London, Richard 111 was kiled on the battlefield of Bosworth and Charles 1 had his head cut off in London. Elizabeth's death was hastened by remorse that she had ordered the ex ecution of Essex, and her sister Mary sickened and died soon after the loss of Calais, declaring that the name of the city would lie found after death written on her heart. The death of Edward Ill's son, the Plack Prince, caused the aged monarch to die of grief. So, aftpr the loss of his son in the White Ship, Ilenry I was never seen to smile again and lived ouly a were insane during the latter years of their reigns and finally died from what in these days would be called paresis. Charles 11, Henry VIII, Ed ward IV and George IV hastened their deaths by the dissipated and sensual lives they lived. Only two monarchs died of that great national scourge, consumption; they were Edward VI and Henry VII. Queen Anne's death j was due as much as anything else to overfeeding. Only two monarchs, Henry VI and George 111, died after long illnesses. EDISON'S PHONOGRAPH "Better than a Piano, Organ, or Music Box, for it sings and talks as well as plays, and s <1 on't cost as much. It reproduces the music of any instrument —band or orchestra—tells stories and sings—the old familiar hymns as well as the p< tpular songs—it is always ready. ■ See that Mr. Edison's signature is on every machine. Cata ' logues of all dealers or NATIONAL PHONOGRAPH CO., 135 Fifth Ave., New York. 1 PLANING MILL? HOOVER BROTHERS MANUFACTURERS OF Doors, Sash, Shutters, Verandas, Brackets, Frames and Turned Work of all Kinds. Also Shingles, Roofing Slate, Planed and Rough Lumber. ■hhhhhp RIVERSIDE, NORT'D COUNTY. FOR FIT CLASS VOEI OIL! GO TO * #- Special ntten ■ T ' ' // ' v y*S>\ *"* "'Ju \ '/ V ' T > tion given La- /vk V H I rem pi dies Suits and 'gg ' ■'Wf* Delivery. Waists, Gentsft# '4.? Eight Pricie. White Panta- V ' ' v loons and Vests. \ *ll r«kag« - IftxLifrSr / '>; * elald for and Repairing done wb: 4msßr?'A . -• » , , < delivered free, vv hen ordered. fv- -j - • V ( i > us aca J? ' \ x Danville Steam Laundry, No. 2<» Cana St Lore and Kase, Pro! HUMOR OF THE HOUR. "TLie proper way togo up stairs," iaid the young ambulance surgeon, "is to bold the body erect and step lelsure ly, planting each foot firmly on the successive stairs." He paused a moment as be pushed his chair hack from the table and lit a perfecto that his host, the newspaper ; man, passed to him. "Pshaw!" remarked the molder of j public opinion. "1 suppose you have j Just come from a lecture on hygiene, i and that owl faced professor has im- ( pressed you with the idea that he really ; knows what he is talking about. Now, i fny experience," he continued, with a j grin, "proves that the best way to get up stairs is to take the elevator." Both laughed at the alleged witti cism, but stopped suddenly when the j hostess remarked: "1 suppose either way would be acceptable, but your usual way appears to be to take off your shoes and crawl up on all fours so that no one hears you. Even that might be all right," she continued, "but why do you complete the transit by falling over a chair and waking up everybody within a block of the house with your side remarks? I should think that either of the methods you suggested would be an improvement on the style you apparently preferred last century."—New York Telegraph. Green Eyed Monster. Emma—Have you heard the news? Jim and Carrie have broken off their engagement. Bertha—ls that so? How did it hap pen? Emma—Jim came up behind Carrie and put his arm around her waist. Bertha—Nothing terrible about that Emma—No, but Carrie didn't know it was Jim, and she was silly enough to let him know that she didn't know.— Boston Transcript. Rather Personal. Ida—lsn't this terrible, dear? May—What? Ida—Why, this paper has an article headed, "The Tramps Are Coming," and then in the same column another article, "Many Titled Hubbies Will Visit Their American Fathers-ia law This Winter."—Chicago News. Distinction Without Difference. j l "I hear you called me a stupid pig. j "No, I didn't. I said you looked like one." He Knew Spnde«. Johnny Jumpuppe —1 tell you our preacher knows a thing or two about j cards. 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