KAILROAD TIMT. TABLES I'ENN'A K. H. EAST. WEST 7.13 A. M.». 14 A. M. 10.17 " 12.38 P. M. 2.21 P. M. 4.53 " TJ.OW •' .51 " SUNDAYS. 10.17 A. M. 4 53 P. M. 1). I j. it W. K B. EAST. WEST. 6.5H A. M. 9.09 A.M. 10.19 " 12.47 P. M. 2.11 P.M. 4.35 » U.IO '• S-20 " SUNDAYS. 6.58 A.M. 12.47 P.M. 6.10 P.M. 8.80 " phil'a & heading k. k. NORTH. SOUTH. 7 4! A.M. 11.25 A. M. 4.00 P. M. 6.05 P. M. ItI.OOM STREET. 7.44 A. M, 11.23 A. M. 4 ML P. M. 6.0J P. M. 1.8 l.B uEIBFORT, /XSfife SURGEON DENTIST, ')PFIC!oii MILL ST., Opposite the I'oet < •tflee. operative ami Mechanical Dentistry Carefully pe.rlormetl, Teeth positively extracted without pain, with Has, Ether ahd Chloroform: Treat lug anisli to stur An-1 be esteemed ut highest par, Don't take the path that Webster took Or read a page in browning's book; Don't try your hand at something new; A few old masty jokes will do! If you'd l»e popular in a crowd Of girls and have them say aloud, "He is the brightest chap I know!" Don't win litem with a language iloW Or take Britannia as a cue; A few old musty jokes will do! If you attend a banquet grand And have no ready speech on hand- No speech to grind out as you eat. With words both long and obsolete— Don't let the error worry you; A few old musty jokes will dol If you woujd to the senate go And have no natural eloquent flow. Don't let this thwart your worthy aim To make the laws and carve your name; A memory good will see you through; A few old musty jokes will do! —Chicago Ncwi, The «Vah'rni(>loii Wny. I up en gone at de breakin ei de day, En 1 plowin up de grass so dat he'll never come ter lmy. En I wish de furrow lead me ter de svatermelon way, Kaze 1 hongry fer de melon in de mawnin! I up en gone at de breakin er de day; Dar'B tishin in de river, but 1 ain't got time ter stay, I En 1 pray de road'll lead me ter de watermelon way, Kaze 1 hongry fer de melon in de mawnin! Oh, 1 wish dat I wuz livin whar de watermelon stay 'Stid er folKrin de furrow at de breakin er de day, Eaze de road I knows de bes', suh, go de water melon way, En I hongry ter de melon in de mawnin! -—Atlanta Constitution. Knocked Silly. "My dear," said Growells, "you are simply talking nonsense." "I know it," replied his better half, "but it's because 1 want you to under stand what I say."—Chicago News/ Ilored. I say that life's a hollow show, That nothing's worth while here below Or any other place; But when 1 have on all my rings And some sweet gown of tilmy things And lots of lace. And goto dine with Mrs. Rich And half the men are trying which Khali be the one To make me talk the most and laugh, Why, life's not a had thing by half; It's rather fun. —Town Topic,. CONSUMPTION CAN BE CORED. T. A. Slocuin, M. C M the (Jrojit Chem ist ami Scientist, Will Semi Free, to the Afflicted, Three llottles of his Newly Discovered Reme dies to Cure Consumption and All Lung Troubles. Nothing could be lairer, more philan thropic or carry moiejoytothe attlict ed, than the otter of T. A. Slocuin, M. C., of New York City. Confident that he lias discovered a reliable cure for consumption and all bronchial, throat and lung diseases, general decline and weakness, loss of flesh and all conditions wasting, and to make great merits known, lie will send, tree, three bottles to any reader of. the AMERICAN who may be suffering. Already this "new scientific course of medicine" has permanently cured thou sands of apparently homeless cases. The Doctor considers it his religious duty—a duty which lie owes to human ity—to donate his infallible cure. lie has proved the dreaded consump tion to be a curable disease beyond any doubt, and has on file in tiis American and Kuropean laboratories testimonials of experience from those benefitted and cured, in all parts of the world. Don't delay until it is too (ate. Con sumption, uninterrnped, means speedy and certain death. Address T, A Slocuin, M. C., iiS Pine street, New York, and when writing the Doctor, give express and postoflice address, and please mention reading this article in he AMERICAN* March 4 ,9 ri I r 1 \ . TO LIBERTY. OUR GUIDING STAR. BY /NEIL /A AC DONALD. Vbeo ' >*till, blejt Liberty, our guidio? — 1 L ~ Tis ijot the hour of d»o? er tb&t t>e§u les JSPfrorr) our course, our duty to t!>e world. But wber? tbe su:} of fortune oo ussniles Iwd rn&y Torset. and freedom bacfc be burled. We have enjoyed so lobs tbe priceless dowyr 1 Left byfou/-sires a.r>d purchased by tbeir bfood, Tbfct we forget in pleoitude of power 1 How rnucb it cost toi stem oppresslop'S^flo^d. Sipcfi our dear Btarry banner to tb^jbfWze / its folds and bailed a borij. iDor.youtb's to m&nbood grown—in sea? / otber lands (our flag now greete tbe morr». F&irJQueeo of Antilles, tbq pride of Spain, \ yWitfr'sister isle and isles of Orient sea, /«><) brlsbt Hawaii of tbe sjoutbern mairy, / cp?er you our fla? now Waves—may you be \ Free from tbe rutmess despot's ?allinx witb tbe liberty befitting ma^^^ Tbe~~lfcv/ -abidiof the present republic. The anniversary which the whole English speaking race has cause to re member is Magna Charta day, June 15. On that day, 1215, the key to English liberties was wrung from King John by the nobility and the landh«4ders. The uprising was due to the king's unparalleled cruelty, rapacity and misgovernment. After granting the great charter he attempted to subdue the patriot party, but died while taking the field with a vast army. • France was iu turmoil at the time of the Aniericnn Revolution. In 1774 the people demanded of Louis XVI an equable, taxation, freedom of trade and manu factures and the abolition of jobbery and sinecures. The ancient state legisla ture, called the states general, which had been extinct 200 years, was convoked, and met May 1, 17K9. The mandate of this body, in which the third estate, or Common people, wore all powerful, was for revolution. Lafayette commanded the national guard until he was exiled by the extremists. The battle which es tablished the constitution was fought at Almy Sept. 2. 1702. Sympathy With the French revolution cost the people of the Dutch republic their own freedom, for Napol 'on imposed the monarchy there once he waa in *—-.Tyyy.i. powe-. The Dutch broke loose from Spain by revolution, and the John of Barueveldt was the hero M/JT U \I 'e ~/* P V '' that a'neieut rchies anil Italy, v us suppressed byHhe • alliance, but Spain lost her Aftu-r --ican colonies in the struggle. Iu • fffi' Jf' /o* spired by Kosciusko, who had fought under Washington, the xnroEii Poles invoked the sword iu the name of liberty in 171)1. The struggle was a long one, and the fnte of Poland was finally scaled by the alliance of Prussia and Austria with Russia. The French alone came out of the widespread revolution of 1848 with triumph. In Italy the patriot* fought and lost. Hungary, which declared its In dependence of Austria April 24, IH4U, fought bravely under Kossuth, but Russia Joined her ancient ally in suppressing the patriots. In Germany the revolution was quickly suppressed. Ireland's greatest rebellion was that of May, 17'.>8, when the United Irish men compelled England to send immense armies to the field. That of 1803 was abortive, and young Robert Emmet died on the scaffold. Mexico and Chile took advantage of Napoleon's usurpation of Spanish pow er in 1810 to rebel. Mexico was reconquered, but after many revolutions againet dictators and foreign powers the present republic was established The sword of General San Mar- tin, the deliverer of Chile, helped also to give Peru independ- VL ( ,t " 1 ' ' nH,t ot *^ me, 'y a " co '" fL Among the scores of iiatnes ven erated by the republicans of South ' America that of Bolivar stands highest as a tight itig champion of liberty. TTe fought for nnd ruled ovor Venezuela and Peru, founded the republic of Bolivia out of northern Peru and was president of the republic of Colombia, which included Venezuela and Granada, the last named one of his conquests. England's declaration that the independence of the South African republics shall be destroyed gives the world a spectacle without a parallel iu the history of struggles for liberty. The Boers have been free for two generations, with the ex ception of four years, between 1877 and 1881, when the Transvaal was »uaex«d by England. The Orange Froe State became a republic iu 1854 by the voluntary aetioi' uf Ettflaud, but the Transvaal won its independence bj; fighting at Lainin nek and Majuba Hill in 1881 under a revolutionary declaration made Dec 18, 1880. This date was the anniversary of Dingaan's daug, loug celebrated as the original independence day of the Boers. Paul Kruger, Pretorius and Ptet Jou bert conducted the government as a triumvirate until peace was oatohUAed. Then Tvruger was elected president. Stock MarketConNpiratora Convicted | 11«»™ Tliey Did It Now York. July 3. —The trial of the ■ "Mamie woiililir't ,-ini: for because men accused of conspiracy in publish- : s he wanted to be leased." ing reports calculated to depress the"And did you tease herV" stock of the Brooklyn Rapid Transit j "Oh. terribly'. We didn't ask her company was concluded yesterday af- again."—Philadelphia Bulletin. ternoon. Verdicts of guilty were re-1 turned against Goslin, Parker and n«-r iv.-iiiinr Ailvnntnge. Davis. Bogert was found "not guilty" Whin, in u uf strife, tlio politician's wife in accordance with the instructions of I»> >ir«•!. it! ;„ r «».-i-t. wifely way, to flout him, the court l ' 0,,lln ? l, ll'inus She said, but held him while ..... . . j What uimosition papers said about him. Striki- AKII n«l It>•., Relief is close, You take some dose, St;' An all your grief is o'er, ttti You want to know pt; How joy or woe Are gotten in life's bizf jKS-f I tell you, friends, " »U depends On how your liver is. —Washington Star. FASHIONABLE STRAWS. Trimmed and Untrimmed, including the Rough Jumbo Braid, this season's Sailor with black or navy bands for 50 cents worth 85 cents. To reduce our trinmied stock we will sell all Trimmed Hats at reduced prices. iisiiiii. 122 Mill Street. BLOSSiimi EFFECTS ! n v\ 1 "■' I \ Distinguish the Wall Paper this season Our designs rank with Ereseoes in their grace and art. You should buy them because you get only what is . beautiful and correct here. 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