MEYERSDALE COMMERCIAL, THURSDAY, MAY 2, 1929 Page Three NATIONAL AFFAIRS Written for This Paper By FRANK P. LITSCHERT | GRAND JURY FINDS MANY TRUE BILLS The following true bills were returned by the May grand jury Monday: According to the Minneapolis Jour- nal Arthur G. Staples, editor of the Lewistown (Maine) Journal, has done the active generation of today a dis- tinct service by casting a retrospec- Veto Sanzo, violation of liquor laws, Humor in the Bible Answering the question, “Is there any humor in the Bible?” Dr. George W. Englar, pastor of the Bethany Lutheran Church in Pittsburg, Pa., writes in the Pittsburgh Dispatch: Feeding America The average use of coffee in United States equals twelve and one-half pounds a year every person. reaches nine pounds per capita. more than Candy consumption Tea Bottle Green Is Used the for for Chic Spring Wrap Used Flour Bags Make This Patchwork Quilt This charming old blue-and-white patchwork quilt, made almost a century ago, was part of the marriage equip- ment of a New England bride. Hand- ed down, generation after generation, | To Industralize Agriculture Urging capital to take over the farms of the nation and organize them lon an industrial basis, Wheeler Me- Millen, associate editor of Farm and tor. rality. tive eye on the “good old days” of|ity. New England and finding that condi- tions then were much worse than to- day; that the family of 1929 is much better off than that of a few genera- tions ago. ed as saying: “What ails many of the lachrymose potboiler-makers 1s that they have set up a wholly fictitious ‘old New Eng- land.” © It wasn’t so much. Poverty was grinding. The city or the town square was not so picturesque as we fancy. We select examples of sturdy and conscientious manhood; but the village of sixty years ago was too full of drunkenness and cruelty in many cases to be worthy of praise. There was always a village drunkard and perhaps more, and there were always communities of such degenerate folk as were a public nuisance and a shame to God. The life of the coun- try town, today in Maine, is so much better, cleaner, more sober, indus- trious and happier than it was sixty years ago, that figures would fail and words are meaningless to express.” The Journal declares that while Mr. Staples was writing of Maine he might just as well have been writing of Minnesota, that the “good old days are a myth” and that the people who recur to them in their comparisons are “mistaking homesickness for their departed youth, for memories of bet- ter environment and finer manners.” If the case fits Minnesota as well as Maine we are sure that it suits the othe r common- wealths in the United States to an equal degree. We have improved steadily and rapidly during the past several years. There are millions of men and women still in middle age who remember the day when sobriety, courtesy and industry in the individ- wal did not meet the standards of to- day. Hearken back in memory to the old-time circus crowds and political rally, and compare them with the peo- ple in similar celebrations of today. And it is not without significance that some of our foremost educators have quoted only -reeently as- saying that the standard of honor among our college youth is higher today than ever before in their memory. This despite all the talk about the “wild” college youngsters of the present era. _ Passing from ethical to material conditions we find the changes even more marked. Compare the city, and the middle sized town and the village of today with the same sized com- munities of a generation or so ago. There can hardly be a comparison. The village and even the truly rural home have more comforts and con- veniences, more legitimate amuse- ments than were possessed by the city a quarter of a century ago. And the talking movie bids fair to bring to the smallest community the latest stage presentations, just as the radio has brought the best in oratory and mu- sical entertainment. Transportation, both of a public and private nature, has improved. The horse and buggy has been succeeded by the motor car. Roads in the coun- try are better than the city pavements of a dozen years ago. The travel ra- dius of the ordinary citizen of today reaches from one ocean to the other. We are no longer hemmed in by the forty mile traveling possibilities of ‘old Dobbin for a week-end pleasure jaunt. And as a result of this traveling our people are being made broader and more nationally minded. They are learning from experience what they have been taught by the books, that the United States is the finest and most prosperous country in the world, and that we are really one people, united by common ideals and common traditions, from Maine to California and from Florida to Puget Sound. It is true that we no longer have the good old days. In fact we never did have them. They existed only in the imaginations of those who for some reason or other are sorry that they are alive. As a nation we are better off now than ever before in his- tory. The only respect in which we have retrograded is that along with more blessings, we have more cynics, knockers and revolutionaries than ever. Calvin Coolidge has accepted a po- sition with a life insurance company but somehow or other we can’t vis- ualize his trying to talk somebody in- to a {wenty payment policy. The Maine editor is quot- James Buckley, prosecutor. McLawish, prosecutor. County Detective E. G. Darr, prosecu- Harper Schrock, offense against mo- Clyde Lisbon, offense against moral- Robert Garber and Joseph Kurtz, breaking, entering and larceny, Sergt. Dan Shirey and wife, receiving stolen goods, James Buckley, prosecutor. David Fuller, Joseph McKenna, Andy Shubik and Mike Skurko, aggravated assault and battery, Corporal John J. me. the Bible. glooms in the Bible. ble. plicates. It is man’s book. So far as I know, I never stand anywhere in my daily experience but I see where the feet of men mentioned in the Bible have stood there before There are coffins and cradles in There are glories and There are far ascents and deep descents in the Bi- And when I put my ear to it I hear universal man as he sobs and sings and sighs and swears and sup- And there is humor in it, too. Who can read, for instance, the forty-sixth chapter of Isaiah without seeing the drinking has not increased as the average person consumes a trifle less than a pound of tea a year. The most interesting statistics are being furnished in Washington in the tariff row—and it ‘is some row. Apparent- ly the people of the United States are child is credited with getting away with more than 114 pounds of sugar a year. We are, indeed, a sweet-loving people. The beet sugar people have grown and expanded under the bene- ficent patronage of the protective tar- iff. Perhaps there is significant con- nection between the fact that the interested, as every man, woman and’ tion and is admired by every with its beauty that she had plicated as a wedding present son. is extremely simple. are set, so as to get nice, squa ners. it is still in a good state of preserva- who sees it. A few years ago Mrs. Herbert Hoover saw it and so taken The actual handiwork on this quilt Its effectiveness lies in the care with which the stitches It is quite in keeping with the thrifty spirit of our forefathers, or in this case should say, foremothers?— that this quilt should be made at little Fireside told the thirty-first conven- tion of the National Metal Trades As- sociation that only such a revolution- ary measure can meet the problems that now exist on the land. Mr. McMillen further urged far- mers to withdraw their opposition to “corporation farming” and submit to it as an inevitable development in the growth of a nation in which agricul- ture alone has failed to change itself to fit new conditions. Obviously, declared the speaker, the solution of the farm problem lies in improving the income of the farmers. 0 improve his income a farmer must woman it du- to her re cor- Elmer Deaner, Humphrey Comp, Rob- ert Magursico and Ross Schrock, fail- ure to stop after being involved in an automobile accident, Sergt. James Buck- irony there? the making of an idol. lavish their gold and hire a goldsmith who maketh it a god. It is the description of “The people They bear it number of sugar beet factories have decreased in the country and the fur- ther fact that the Great Western Su- or no expense from used flour bags. Nine or ten bags will be needed for making a full-sized quit. If you do Sm —— do one of three things: obtain a high- er price, produce a larger quantity or lower his cost: of production. It is, however, in the realm of costs, rather was in session. ley, prosecutor. ity. Non-True Bills. in the following cases: pay costs. tor; latter to pay costs. into the Clerk of Courts office. Gray, charged with violations of laws. month upon payment of costs. Civil Suits Settled. brock, trespass, was settled. dictus William was settled. G. Brewton, and J. H. Beerits, co-partners, as H. C. Beerits Sons, settled. prosecutor. . prosecutor. prosecutor. - prosecutor. ‘proseeutor. ity. Fulton, prosecutor. Lukas Kristopovich, boarding-house keeper, prosecutor. wedlock. tor. ity. One Non-True Bill. Five Cases Nolle Prossed. The following cases were prossed: William Cerwinsky, of Windber, de- sertion and non-support, J son, prosecutor. Steve Kubis, of Rockwood, violation of the liquor laws, Emma Holladay prosecutrix. Mike Sofolkonik, of Central City, as- sault and battery, Alfonso Chiappelli, prosecutor. Joe Serluco, of Rockwood, violation of the liquor laws, Emmo Holladay, prosecutrix. Albert Abdella, of Windber, assault and battery, Mrs. Effie Swanson, cutrix. Two Pleaders in Court. D. A. Augustine, of Addison, Fore- man; Court Also Hears Civil Cases. first called to trial. One of the popular songs of the day is entitled “I'll Get By’ and the irou- ble is that too many people these days are satisfied with just that. John Ankeny, offense against moral- The bills of indictment were ignored Mike Kramer, assault and battery, Walter Szelazek, prosecutor; latter to John Holka, Joe Kaniak, tampering with and operating automobile without owner’s consent, H. Schwartz, prosecu- Carl Courtney, of Meyersdale, entered a plea of guilty to an offense against morality in the Somerset Court yester- day and was sentenced to pay the costs, a fine of $10 and the sum of $1,000 A plea of nolle contendere was en- tered in the case of Santo Zapulla, of liquor Sentence was deferred for one The case of Percy 1. Mostoller against Harry Halbrock alias dictus H. H. Hal- The case of A. F. Ankeny and Anna Ankeny against W. G. Brewton alias trespass, The case of Seaboard Air Nine Rail. way Company against R. E. Beerits trading assumpsit, was Warren Showman, solicitation to com- mit a felony, John Miller, prosecutor. Fred Gilbert, escape, Ed. G. Darr, Charles Meyers, escape, Ed. G. Darr, William Fulton, escape, Ed. G. Darr, Cornelius Snyder, escape, Ed. G. Darr, Edward Jacobs, escape, Ed. G. Darr, Edgar Brown, offense against moral- Tony Previt, aggravated assault and battery and assault and battery, J. S. “defrauding Tony Molensky, Thomas Baldwin, wilfully neglecting to support a child born out of lawful John Harnacher, manufacturing and possessing liquor, Ed. G. Darr, prosecu- Harnass Alt, offense against moral- A non-true bill was returned in the case of Mrs. Nora Sleasman, libel, Mrs. N. R. Kuhlman, prosecutrix. The prose- cutrix was sentenced to pay the costs. nolle ames Simp- » prose- Pleas of guilty were entered in the following cases in the Somerset Court: Mrs. Harry Berkey, of Somerset, vio- lation of the liquor laws, was ordered to pay the costs within week, and $100 per month into the County Treasurer's office for the next three months, and the probation officer is to have to the Berkey home at any time within the next year. John Kerekes, of Hooversville, assault and batfery, was ordered to pay the costs and sentence was deferred. May Grand Jury Sits at Somerset access The May grand jury convened in court at 10 o’clock Monday morning. Judge John A. Berkey appointed D. A. Augustine, clerk, of Addison, to serve as foreman of the grand jury. The April term of Givil Court also The case of Warden K. Hoover against the Borough of Garrett, action in trespass, was the A settlement was reached in the case of Percy L. Mostolfer against Harry Halbrock, alias dictus H Bu Halbroek, action in trespass. upon their shoulders. and set in its place and it standeth. From its place it shall not remove. They cry unto it, but it can not ans- wer.” Carmel: “And Elijah said unto the prophets of Baal: ‘Choose you one bul- lock for yourselves and dress it and call on the name of your god.’ And they took the bullock and dressed it and called on the name of Baal from morning until noon saying: ‘Oh, Baal, hear us.” And it came to pass at noon that Elijah said: ‘Cry aloud; maybe he is musing or preadventure he sleepeth.’” Think you there is no humor in these lines? Or come to the New Testament: Two men are wending their way to the temple. The one is a Pharisee and the other a Publican. “The Pharisee stands and prays thus with himself, . . .” “Part of him is pray- ing and part is listening.” I have an idea that God in the heavens laughs at the preposterous absurdity — “Man measuring himself against the infin- ite!” The wonder is not that I find humor in the book that is intended for uni- versal man, but the wonder, in my mind, is that so few read and know of such a wonderful book.—Macon Telegraph. ? WEEKLY HEALTH TALK “The average reader is likely to be- come over-confident by the consistent reports of lengthened life. And such an attitude is most natural in view of the repeated and correct assertion that the life span has been noticeably increased during the past two de- cades. However, this fact must be considered in the light of some very important qualifications,” said Dr. Theodore B. Appel, Secretary of ‘Health, today. “While statistically correct this truthful boast has practically no con- nection with that vast army of citi- zens who have attained the age of a | fifty or more years. Which is to say, that the real’progress in lengthening life has been made only with those whose age class is under fifty, and particularly, among the infants and younger children. Or expressing it in a slightly different fashion, the life expectancy of the infant of today has been advanced nearly twenty years, but on the other hand, that of the person over fifty has not been in- creasd in the least degree. ‘Which, after all, is the real «crux of the prob- lem so far as many of us are con- cerned. “Now the sad part of this situation lies in the fact that approximately 300,000 annual deaths throughout the United States in adults over fifty years of age could likely be markedly postponed if the individual citizen would intelligently follow the rules of preventive medicine and those of mod- ern medical and sanitary practices. “For example, the death rate from heart disease alone in Pennsylvania is responsible for nearly one-fifth of the adult deaths. Cancer, diabetes and tuberculosis are also in the forefront of the killers. “If the over-confidence of people | which breeds indifference to their physical welfare could therefore be displaced by care in the form of the annual physical examination, temper- ate eating and sufficient rest, a sur- prising drop in adult mortality would inevitably result. “Certainly such an interest is not unreasonable to request and it may save your life—the most important thing in the world for you to save. Therefore, why not develop it ?” Seibert-Crock The marriage of James H. Seibert of Pittsburg and Dorothy Mabel Crock of Greensburg has been an- nounced. The wedding took place at the First Methodist Episcopal Church and Mrs. Daniel W. Seibert of this place and will be graduated from Car- negie Institute of Technology next month. He has accepted a position with a prominent manufacturing or- ganization with which he will become connected immediately following grad- uation. The bride is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas J. Crock of Greens- burg and has been-a frequent visitor here for several years. They carry it Or” witness that contest on Mount Commerce at the People’s State bank of the club being to sponsor the use of certified seed. in Pittsburg, Tuesday, April the six-| merce. The other officers installed in- teenth. clude: J. B. W. Stufft, first vice pres- Mr. Seibert is the eldest son of Mr. ident; George Shaffer, second vice president; J. H. Palmer, secretary; G. B. Coleman, treasurer. : industrial committee will have some- thing of interest to report at the next | regular meeting which will be held Monday, May 13, in the school audi- torium. C. C. McDowell, county farm agent, will be the principal speaker and the Harmony Glee Club will fur- nish an entertainment program. gar Company and its subsidiaries now manufacture fifty per cent of the do- mestie beet sugar production. Can it be that we are threatened with a new trust within a new industry? Con- siderable attention has been given in Washington to the company’s reports for the year ending February 28, 1929, inasmuch as this conspicious tariff- pampered child is still asking Con- gress for tariff sweets at the very time when its annual statement shows a net income of $7,785,699, after it has paid seven per cent preferred di- vidends, together with a substantial stock dividend of $1,800,000 shares on no par value common, but which ac- cording to the New York Stock Ex- change has considerable value, and is a good dividend-earner. The Great Western very frankly admits in a statement published in the Wall Street Journal that “domes- tic producers are seeking a reasonable increase in import duties on sugar from foreign countries.” The hope is added that there will be restrictions upon duty-free importations, and the company’s president says, “we are encouraged to feel that some addi- tional tariff protection will be! given to the domestic industry.” There is plenty of plain speech heard nowadays ‘in the Capitol con- cerning sugar. This has taken form in the action of Representative James A. Frear (Republican), from Wiscon- sin, who has introduced an amend- ment in the House to his “bounty bill,” already before Congress. This amendment reads, “no bounty shall be paid to any sugar producers whose net profits from sugar produced dur- ing- the last preceding year exceeded seven per cent of the capital invest- ed.” n Modern Machinery Takes i the Place of Muscle There are increasingly numerous signs that the “Machine Age” is mak- ing it hard for the faithful old plow- horse to compete in the work on the farm. In every department of farm work machinery is taking the place of muscle. Here is an illuminating instance: J. W. Grettenberger, who lives near Okemos, Michigan, had two small fields, separated by a rail fence, some stumps and some large trees, growing along the fence line. It had been easy enough to swing the team of horses around at the end of the short furrows. But the big tractor was not so accommodating. But modern methods were again the solution of the modern problem. A class of students from the near-by Agricultural College had been study- ing the practical uses of explosives, and they were brought into consider- ation of farmer Grettenberger’s prob- lems. The students eagerly applied their knowledge to the practical af- fairs of their friend, the farmer, and blasted out every one of those trou- blesome stumps, and helped remove the rail fence. Now the tractor fol- lows an uninterrupted path through the fields that had been separated for a half a century. “I sure never dreamed how easy it would be,” commented farmer Gret- tenberger. “If I had, I would never have stood for all the fuss and bother so long. I can raise.a whale of a lot of potatoes on the land that has never helped to pay its way before.” Jennertown C. of C. Has “Farmers” Night” “Farmers’ night” was observed Monday evening at the regular meet- ing of the Jennertown Chamber of building. The 1929 potato club was organized with 20 members, the aim L. G. Lichliter was installed as president of the Chamber of Com- The secretary announced that the Ir. and Mrs. Seibert will be at home at 5470 Kinkaid St., E. E. Pitts- burg, after May 1st. The Bulletin { extends its very best wishes. j real Henry Ford has $72,000,000 less in his cash account than a year ago. Cheer up if you are a little short of money. It is reported that 'Semisports Style Shoe over the possibilities for individuality in the separate blouse and skirt in tumes that shops have instituted de- partments wherein these are to be found in innumerable styles and col- ors. play in forming a two-piece frock to express one’s own color taste. frequently two plain shades are allied in blouse and skirt with surprisingly Showing a stylish spring wrap of bottle green, with a darker green pat. tern outlined by beige. Shawl collar and muff cuffs are featured, while the close-fitting hat is of .matching green, trimmed in beice. Beige slippers and hose complete the outfit. All Women Should Study Problems of Dressmaking Commercial dress patterns are made to suit certain specified textiles, says Marjorie Kinney, in an article on home dressmaking, in the People’s Home Journal magazine. Because of this, she says, it is the best plan to select the material and pattern in re- lation to each other before purchase, “A model is designed in a specific textile,” says this writer. “This means if a velvet model is bought to be cop- ied, the pattern is adapted to velvet and probably is not suited to cotton or chiffon. This is the first stumbling block for the home sewer—she does not think in terms of material and pattern. “The second point is to select the dress best suited to your type,” con- tinues this writer. “The lines and silhouette are most essential pre- requisites for a smart and becoming costume. Every woman should enjoy studying her own problems of dress- ing, selecting lines which will bring out all her best points and cover any defects, and indulging only in colors which will make her look young and pretty rather than old and worn. If one will only give this thought to the selection of her clothes there is no reason on earth why she may not be becomingly dressed for a minimum sum.” Introduces Innovations An unusually attractive new semi- sports shoe is being shown. It is an oxford of leather with triple eyelets and is made up in two colors, dark brown with a rich beige. Heels, toes and eyelet parts are of the brown, while the remainder is of the beige. The beige section is perforated in an all-over design which lends a very “swagger” appearance to the shoe. The heels, too, are different from those seen recently; they are high, with straight lines, yet comfortable, and very flattering to most women’s feet. For day wear there are new steel- cut shoe buckles in square, oblong and oval shapes. The designs are worked out in conventional leaf patterns, solid effects and modernistic motifs. Those for evening wear are made on a white gold or aluminum base with crystals, rhinestone or colored stone settings. These are made with the thought of matching the ‘shoe color, or to lend a touch of brightness. Sunburn Powder Is Not Given Warmest Welcome That sunburn powder vogue Paris sent over here has been duly noted, sniffed at and shelved. That is, by some women who realize the absurdity of walking around looking “sun burned” and yellow faced—for no rea- son at all. This fad may go well dur- ing the beach season and serve those who do not wear well under the light of the real sun, but absolutely no— not a chagece has this dark com- plexioned vogue got in a big city! Paris has also made a little plea for longer skirts. Here, too, the American woman prefers to decide for herself. Separate Blouse, Skirt in Personality Costumes So enthusiastic has fashion become the assembling of personality cos: This allows the imagination free Quite smart effect. than in the matter of price or even yield per acre, that is found the far- mer’s outstanding hope of higher in- come. Things have been happening in agriculture in recent years that foreshadow changes of fundamental consequence to industry as well as farming. The central fact of these revolutionary events is the increase in output, not of an acre, but of a man. Urging the introduction of the cor- poration into farming, Mr. McMillen pointed out the opportunity for cap- ital to make secure investments in land now and to begin operation of large scales. “Under corporate en- terprises,” said Mr. McMillen, “cap- ital would be supplied to put each economic unit into its most produc- tive condition. Each unit can be large enough to afford the services of a thoroughly competent manager. The overhead costs of machinery per Expense. not have these on hand from bought for home baking, your a few cents apiece. kerosene or covering it with lard warm water. pieces of material a deep sha blue, what is commonly known pale blue. blocks, shown in the illustration. block is a checkerboard square the checkerboard blocks will be ed and thirty of the blue ones. all the blocks are completed, sew at the ends to make a straight scheme. each corner. Skim Milk Solids Are found so abundantly in milk. George Walker, more. Perhaps the most startling is the pronounced shortage in a proportion of the diets of iron, and phosphorus. leads to rickets. growth of nerves and bones. elements are obtained chiefly in and in certain of the vegetables. ery child should drink not less not less than a pint, according to tor Walker. the skim milk below that are r the body builders. Homemakers goods, ice cream, candies, meat cialties and many other of the milk solids. Choosing Color Scheme one dress, and one only, most o more hats. sly way of cleverly getting ar ing definite color schemes that the work of two or more. Quilt Can Be Made at Little or No will deubtless let you have some for The first step is to rip the bags and remove the stamping by soaking it in night and then washing the goods in Then dye six of the The basis of the quilt is alternating posed of alternating two-inch squares of the blue-and-white maferials. The other is of solid blue with a two-inch square of the white in each corner. For a full-sized spread, forty-two of together in strips diagonally, filling in taking care to follow out the pattern Finish the quilt with three two-inch strips of blue, white and blue, with a nine-square checkerboard block at Among Important Foods Very few Americans eat correctly. Most American diets are deficient in the animal proteins and minerals These are among the findings of Dr. Baltimore scientist who has been making a study of the eating habits of the American people. Doctor Walker laid the initial results of his study before the American Dietetic association meeting in Balti- brought out by Doctor Walker’s study Lack of phosphorus He found that 94 per cent of all the’diets were below normal in the proportion of calcium and 62 per cent were lacking in the phosphorus element essential to the These a quart of milk daily, and every adult Doctor Walker’s findings follow on the heels of other recent findings by nutrition experts of the great value of not the butterfat above the cream line in the milk bottle but the solids in would conserve the health of the mem- bers of their families will, therefore, encourage not only the free drinking of milk but also the eating of bakery articles that are now made with skim to Hold Hat Cost Down Inasmuch as real dyed-in-the-wool perfection in dress today is represent- ed by a hat selected to accompany but will no doubt have to decide in favor of fewer dresses or abandon ourselves to an indulgence in the purchase of It is a nice idea, but women have a such corners by so carefully choos- hat—one impeccably smart hat—does acre can be greatly reduced, while the most economical and suitable machin- ery can be made available. The ad- vantages of volume buying and sell- ing can be obtained. “The viewpoint of many in opposi- tion is that the corporation would sound the death knell of what we have long regarded as the finest source of American citizenship. Corporations are not going to take the farms out of the country. And I would point out, too, that the rise of the corpora- tion in industry has provided means to make this the greatest land of op- portunity the world has ever geen.” flour baker over- de of as a One A NATIONAL DISGRACE com- Eh One person out of every twenty- four in the United States in 1920 could not read or write, according to the Federal Census of that year. Nine years have passed, and apsther, . Census will soon be taken. © Wit will its findings be? Will it again reveal to us 5,000,000 illiterates within our borders? Will it again place us tenth among the great nations of the world ? Adult illiteracy can be wiped out in the months that remain in 1929, ac- cording to the statement of the Na- tional Illiteracy Crusade, which is ac- tively engaged at its Washington headquarters in stimulating all res- ponsible official and volunteer organ- izations throughout the country to make every effort to reduce the illit- eracy totals. The Crusade points with particular emphasis to the most pathetic of all illiterates—the 1,000,000 mothers who can neither read nor write. While the children are young, the mother’s ignorance is a dreadful handicap in training them, and when the children have grown up and left the home her loneliness is pitiable. She is separ- ated from them by more than mere miles. She cannot write to them, she cannot read the letters they send. She cannot turn to her Bible for con- solation. Surely these million mothers, many of them native born Americans, are worthy of the education which it is within the power of every literate adult to give. The National Illiteracy Crusade has demonstrated that adults can be taught to read and write in from four to six weeks. It has plac- ed suitable text books at the disposal of the volunteer teachers. It has de- veloped an easy method of instruction. If the patriotic citizens of ‘this country will cooperate by devoting the necessary time to the instruction of the illiterates in their communities there is no reason why the Federal Census of 1930 should not show a re- need- When them edge, fact large lime milk Ev- than Doc- ins, milk, sugar and milk > Ce ~ I um ay These | duction in illiteracy about which the investigators have proved that it is |Entire nation may be proud. And al- though literacy is an end to be desir- ed in itself, it is bound to bring with it many other benefits—improved standards of living, more intellizent care of children, and better under- standing of American ideals. - eally who Sharp Correction spe- — 100d | There was a determined look in his eye as he marched into the optician’s shop. “I want a pair of glasses, immediate- ly,” he said. “Good, strong ones.” “Good, strong ones?” “Yes. 1 was out in the country yes- terday and I made a very painful blun- der.” “Indeed?” Mistook a stranger for a friend?” “No, a bumblebee for a blackberry.” —W atchman Examiner. f us We don’t know anything about the election prospects over in Great Brit- ain, but the Tories must be in desper- ate straits as they are now offering the voters cheaper tea if they win at the election. ound one