The Tenershale fummerdi Published every Thursday by the Commercial Co-operative Council. EBER K. COCKLEY, Business Manager. HERMAN G. LEPLEY, Editor. Entered at the Meyersdale postoffice as second class mail matter. Subscription price, $1.25 per year. Advertising rates, all matter, 10 cents per inch net, 5 cents per inch for com- position work; 20 per cent extra for preferred position; small readers, 5 cents per line; Business Directory, 50 cents per month. Ask for prices on job printing. . » have nothing against “you personally, Mr. Profiteer, b: ¢ we hate the way you make you living. We might say +h. same thing about a flea. We have no prejudice against the flea as such, but we object =to+his mean little way of earn- ing a living. mm, ST. PAUL. Howard Peck, of Fort Hill, was on a business trip to George D. Engle’s on Saturday. Lillie and Althea Engle were guests of their uncle, Theo- dore Engle, of Summit Mills, Sunday, Mrs. Maurice Hostetler and children, of near Meyersdale, were visiting hes mother, Mrs. Zack Faidley, Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Morgan Wal- ker, of Summit township, were visiting Mrs. Walker’s parents, Mr. and Mrs, Sipple, Sunday. ‘Mr. Albert Engle and son Ernest, Mrs. Richard Sipple and grand-daughter Lois, were in Meyersdale on business, Thursday. Mrs. Amanda Engle, who had been spending some time with her daughter, Mrs. Rob- ert Livengood, of Duquesne, has returned home. ~ Miss Edna Livengood, of Sand Flat, and Mrs. Joseph Beachy and soi Irvin, of Grantsville, Md., spent Sunday with their sister, Mrs. Irvin Engle. Since Miss Florence Maust has been employed by Mr. Ja- cob Sechler, Marlin Gnagey, of Summit township, has been a frequent visitor there. We wonder why? Mr. and Mrs. John Swear- man and family, of Meyers- dale, and Mr. and Mrs. Beals, of Keystone, were callers at the home of Mr. Jacob Sech- ler, on Sunday. Rev. and Mrs. L. N. Wilson and son Paul, returned Satur- day evening from a pleasant automobile trip to Lancaster, Pa., where they spent over a week with Mrs. Wilson's mother. Prof. William Kretchman, Supervising Principal of the Meyersdale schools, his broth- er Harvey, together with their THE MEVERSDALE COMMERCIAL, MEYERSDALE, PA. er mE —————— Rimi EE TRARY = WHAT'S SO AND WHAT ISNT Copyrighted by JOHN M. WORK BOOK-KEEPING. No, Socialism does not mean endless book-keeping. Capitalism means endless book-keeping. ness, big and little, has to have books. Taking them altogether, the its complete system of account term, endless book-keep- ing, is scarcely an exaggeration. Socialism, by bringing system out of the present chaos, | Under the present capitalist system, each separate % reduce the amount of book-keeping to the minimum. But, will we not have to have a myr maticians and book-keepers to calculate how much each work-: er produces every day and keep I do not think so. The fact that some workers which could not well be calculated in that manner would make it difficult to carry such a project into effect. It is not necessary. A mathematician can calculate the distance from the earth to the sun without measuring it with a yardstick or a tapeline. It would be difficult to do that. So also the real value of eaeh work can be calculated without measuring it up and figuring it out. There is an easier way. The universal introduction of labor saving machinery, and the consequent division of labor, men so nearly equal that the difference in income will not be difficult to do that. large. But, in so far as there ascertained by permitting demand. - The compensation in any given occupation can be raised, or, what amounts to thé same thing, the hours can be shortened exactly the right number of workers are attracted to that L3Y UMar wes occupation. If too many apply, the compensation can be lowered, or ‘he hours lengthened, until the right number remains. Add to this the fact that the workers in any industry can lock anyone who shirks, and you have an accurate automatic method of giving each worker the actual value of his work, without any slavish figuring and calculating. Devotees of capitalism who are so absurdly ‘ocialism should destroy incentive will please note that this vethod retains the incentive to gain a higher income hours. shelter, entertainment and medical care are provided for ‘housands of citizens, among ‘them the strongest, most heal- ‘thy and capable, who have ryone forth and are petting ~eady to go forth to preserve ‘he rights of humanity, to pre- serve political freedom and to make it possible for nations and for individuals to be protecied from the aggressions of au- wocracy. If now, as a nation, we can support these by our labor who have been withdrawn from Brom | luction, and at the same time! add to the resources of our al-| lies to keep ther: from star: ing. an? keep in good physical] strength those who are man.- facturing the weapons of war, how much more capable, as a 1atien, in tines of peace could we be when all the man power would be utilized in useful la- bor—each man placed at the work to which he is best suit- ed? The course of events is cen- is a difference, it can be accurately free play to the law of supply and Just now food, clothing, | Notice to Delinquent Tax Pay- account of it? will be doing distributive work There is an easier way. It would be have made the production of fearful lest or shorter ~~ A NN ers of Elk Lick Township. will} iad of expert mathe-! You are hereby notified tos make payment of any tax levied upon you or your prop- erty during the four years prior to the year 1918 from which you have not been ex- onerated and which remain un-| paid at this time. Unless you attend to this matter before June 1, 1918, you will make yourself liable to costs for col- ‘action. Give this your imme- liate attention and make set- tlement at once. Yours truly, H. G. Lepley, Collector, Meyersdale, Pa., Route 2. 0ld Roxleigh—‘ You marry my daughter? Why, you are | (OPPENHEIMER CLOTHES wk i 3 EER Y ERSTE TR SUE TN AR CY OE TIC, I Oppenheimer Yr 3.0 a . cicthes ara ua x, sy him to des TTR a AR 10 EAA SR ECR SLC PTE TT Oppenheimer Quality Remains Unchanged i! deswable feature=~.dependable ing, perfect style and fit, honest value. Peace-time falls are omitted. But Oppenheimer s unchanged, uncheapened, a safe guide for he man who wants to know that his oht but whose patriotic impulse prompts mand value. For sale by leading clothiers. Zisits, $I5 to $30. AM. OFPENHEIMER,, & CO. quality remisn 115-123 Insurance Clause— Every OPPENHEIMER garment is inspected rigidly and then offered for sale with ABSOLUTE INSURANCE against any defect of any kind whatso- ever, Should the slightest irregularity fscovered the makers will correct it without argument, quibbling, or delay. J = 0% ea Lag co) Clothes for spring combine. every le fabrics, correct tailor- Trousers, $2.50 to $6. WHOL-SALE EXCLUSIVELY Seventh Street, Pittsburgh, Pa. Fan ATR Loans U.S. ] Bankis Cash . Due 1 Capits Surplht Circul Depos ¥« Si wives, all from Meyersdale,|. ° te -- were Sunday hy at the] tering the minds of thoughtful supported by your father. 4 ' 2 home of Mr. and Mrs, Williamy} MER ob the principle of £0eDse Snitor—+Yes, sir, but my : “yg subser Sechler. re ied Hr gov'nor is tired of supporting 7 4 Th A. large on shovel arriv- be overcome only 18 a anited me, he says, and 1 thought I'd rai - } € e4 yt Wer ishary 2 ou « Tort. get into another family.” a a th : Ban the Boynton Coal Co., Inc., to} —— : —— ‘FOODS TASTE BETTER COOKED 8 : 3 a EL uncover coal on the William — TOBACCO TASTES BETTER ENOCH MORGAN'S. Baum farm, which the com| He Carries Both. Won’t You Do TOASTED Sons £o : —— pany recently urchased from : De ats Half As Much? gg ; Dr . Sifice the day of the caveman, who FL alek i Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Engle Yaad E13 . rerio at : Aral d children, of Strawn, Pa. 7 al Csaba DE ey APS ge § an . h ? : 2 ? fg learned 2 lot about the scientific treat- p: 2 arrived in town Friday even- Senko the thi : Let : gs we eat. i ; ing. On Saturday afternoon Naturally none of us would now Buy ¢ the they made sale of their house- prefer to have our meat raw, our po- : SAPOLIO > mal hold goods 208 ghey paver tatoes as they come from the ground, For : . for 2 as property, ol whic ey were our coffee unroasted. ‘Ba; ¥ ; possessed when they left here. And naturally follows the great dis- PATRIOTISM ECONOMY | is some time ago, and which they covery recently made by The Ameri- “Actio oak | d h ; on do not need in their new home. can Tobacco Co.—that tobaccotastes © ONS speak ouder than ; We The sale wos well Sended better TOASTED! words - Act - Dont Talk -Buy Now i cha and the goods rought high! This wonderful new idea—simple | © mo prices, in line with the temper like all great inventions—was first | ___ i Fabia a of the times. They returned used in producing the famous LUCKY CREE Ea Be to their new home on Sunday. STRIKE Cigarette—made of toasted a The home of Mr. and Mrs. Burley tobacco. NOTICE TO ALL CONCERNED mo Simon Engle was the scene of hy Snowy dn pro a very pleasant surprise party, ferent, from the obacen ummly Local No. 2774, U. M. W. A, wishes to inform members : Friday evenin in honor o used for cigarettes. It is a pipe to- : the Oy birthday of Cy STRIKE Cigarettes | and others that the Consol mines did not resume work in this : 5 e like a pipe. : 5 . their daughter, Nellie, who a region as union mines, no agreement having been made official- M was the recipient of many J : eye pretty and useful presents. Every man is a divinity in ly or otherwise. Strikers who resume or who have resumed Those present were Misses El- disguise, a god playing the fool.| work are taking upon themselves all responsibility, the Local ERX sie Sipple, Gladys Sipbple, Edna I+ seems as if heaven had sent : Bodes, Mary Bodes, Freda its insane angels into our world | Union having accepted the Government decision and agreed to | : Sipple, Freda Engle, Edna as to an asylum, and here they | . pt ; ! . Rbodes, Thelma Sipple, Lillie 2°10 break out in their native contract for same price and condition as an evidence of the de- Engle, and Messrs. Charles mueic and utter at intervals the | sire of members to show their fairness, but the company still | Fune ingle, r Bodes, Roy Sipple, words they have heard in| : : : . : : ae ee i he ons A the mad fit re- refrains from entering into collective bargaining agreement gle, Clyde McClintock and turns and they mope and wal-| with the elected representatives of its employees. Evan Engle. At a late hour a low like dogs.—Emerson. dainty luncheon was served by The best education in the THE LOCAL UNION PURCHASED A $500 LIBERTY Re the hostess, after which the world is that got by struggling N " 309 1 ouests Ade parted for their lto make a living. s = BO! D AS AN ADDITIONAL ACT WORTHY OF YOUR NO- onem | —tei TICE. TRUSTEES, HOHE