. oe I —— i me mE = = » a —— AE THE MEYERSDALE COMMERCIAL, MEYERSD ALE, PA. ROMANCE OF COAL. Some of the Products This Complex Muterial Yields to Man. Coal seems to be rather an uninter- esting. thing. Who would imagine that the great, ugly black lumps could afford any one a subject worthy of study? And yet this same coal has given civilization many of its greatest possessions. The beautiful pink scarfs worn by women are colored with dyes that come from coal. The gas used to illuminate and to heat our homes is a product of the distillation of coal. Val- uable chemicals, such as benzine, naph- thalene and toluene, are coal products. The tar used in” paving streets and protecting roofs from rain is also a byproduct of the commercial treatment of coal, and finally aniline, the basis of aniline dyes and coloring materials, is one of the valuable chemicals contain- ed in coal. Coal is indeed one of the most com- plex materials to be found in all na- ture. To learn what it is we must go back to the dim. geological ages. The luxuriant vouzetation of these past times, untrammeled Ly human io ot and | uncut by human hands, year afier year! grew, bloomed, forming deep beds of rotted. woody fiber. By degrees certain gases. such as hydrogen and oxygen. were partly lost from the mass of vereiable material Pressure and heat converted this ma: terial into what we know as coal. —St. Louis Post- Disy atch. No! UNTAIN CL!MBING. Joys That Come In Reaching the Peak and Getting Back to Camp. A great deal has been written by mountaineers about the joys of climb- ing, says Waiter Prichard Eaton in Harper's Magazine. The joys of climb- ing are often a good deal like those of heavy dumbbell exercises. In Glacier park you want to sing the joys of com: ing back to camp in the afternoon and loafing on a bed of balsam boughs, with your tent flap open wide to the view of lupines and violets in the meadow ang distant snow capped peaks beyond. You want to sing the joys of fragrant food and steaming tea, of twilight slowly gathering as though so fair a day weye reluctant to depart. To ascend a peak, to see the tumbled werid at its wildest, to sit again in camp tired and warmed with food, to bear with one ear the camp cook tell- ing bear stories, with the other the _ birdlike calls of the cro'nd squirrels, “to smell the resinous v: oJ smoke and the balsams, to catch 1 wv and then the tinkle of little ice w:iicr brooks from the snowfields, to : tcl the sunset blush on Heaven's ' cak and the stars come slowly out a. uve the Latilements of the divide—well, that is, I fear, to spoil you for any other life. The little ice water brooks sing a siren song in the uplands starred with violets;- and woe to him whose ears have heard! He can never be quite happy again east of the Great Divide. An Aged Gander. The birds that live to a great age are comparatively few. Gulls have been known to reach forty years, parrots frequently live eighty years and.swans nearly as long. Ravens and owls usu- ally die somewhat younger, but there is good reason to believe that eagles and falcons sometimes live more than a hundred years. Of barnyard fowls ducks and geese live longest. D, Mac. Lachlan of Islay, Scotland, writes "to the Field that he has a gander that is now sixty-six years old. For forty-five years it belonged to the proprietor of a hotel at Bridgend, Scotland. Twenty- one years ago the father-in-law of the present owner bought it. Mr. Mac- Lachlan says that the gander looks as well and as young and seems as active as it ever did. There is no doubt about its age. Her Adopted Name. They were discussing the peculiari- ties of names, and Blobton suddenly said: “By the way, Cox, your wife’s got a queer name, hasn’t she—‘Duty? Where did she get that name Duty?’ “Oh, she adopted it,” replied Mr. Cox. “She claims that every married woman's middle name is Duty, because she is either being done or neglected.” —London Mail Explained. “I know a man who is very success- ful in business, and yet all his custom- ers know his talk about his goods is chiefly hot air.” “How does he manage to fool them, then?” “He doesn’t. He deals in firnaces. 2 —Baltimore American. Sheer Idolatry. “@Gadspur has a little white hen that lays an egg every day.” “I guess he’s proud of that bird.” “Proud is not the name for it. Why, man, he has had a phonographic record made of her -cackle.”—Birmingham Age-Herald. The Cithern. The cithern, a musical instrument re- sembling the guitar, mentioned” in I Maccabees iv, 54, employed by the Chaldeans, was probably Introduced into Palestine by the Hebrews after their return from the Babylonian cap- tivity. Her Chance. He (Just to make conversation)—Do you think opals are unlucky? She—I should prefer a diamond if it’s all the sane to you.—Boston Transcript. Skeptical. “What is a skeptic?” “A man who always puts paste on ghe back of a postage stamp.”—Puck. faded and decayed, | TRICKING THE CRELULOUS. tures of Gold Brick S:izme- For the Small In-estors. Will persons with money never learn how to take care of it they never guard themselves anal t the horde of tricksters who make a busi ness of taking advantage of the cred: ulous and especially men? Bear in mind that no one will make of credulous wo moner for you when he can make it for himself.. If he offers to give you the key te wealth, suspect him. for such kers ure x and are not ept by their possessors vin away to'strangers The. pestofice a year or two ago showed that over $150.000,000 had been lost by persons who, listened to the gold brick schiensers, but the game still goes on despite the vigilance of the postoffice department and the passage of protective measures. known as “blue sky laws.” by many states. Will the people never learn to dis count the alluring literature ‘which these shysters send out and which is writen for them by some of the sharp: ost writers of our dov Wise services can be easily obtained for a few dollars? 1.0 2¢ my readers who receive itose ii; ting propositions to send iden at ouce to the postmaster gen eral at Washington for investigation “hat is the business of the postoffice ost aia IB i department. and it will be only too happy to take up such matters. Small investors are particularly the victims of these bunko schemes, for the false notion prevails that a man or woman with a small amount of money cannot buy high class invest- ment securities such as successful in- vestors prefer. This is erroneous. An investment can now be made in the best of paying securities with as small an amount as $10 through the partial payment plan, which is readily under- stood, though the term may sound formidable.—Leslie’s Weekly. A LITTLE PIECE OF LEAD. The Costliest Thing This World of Ours Has Ever Known. Just think of one small piece of lead, probably weighing less than an ounce. that cost the world some $100,000,000, 000 in mouey, probably $100,0600,000,000 in property, more than 11,000,000 lives and individual suffering and loss im- possible of computation—a bit of lead that embroiled in war Germany, Aus- tria-Hungary, Britain, France, Belgi- um, the United States, Turkey, Siberia. Italy, Montenegro, Roumania, Bulga- ria, Albania, Egypt, Canada, Australia. China, Japan, South Africa, India and Russia and brought every other nation to the brink of internal trouble or out- ward disaster, the consequences of which are being felt by every human being. civilized or uncivilized. white. black, yellow or brown! That small piece of lead was fired from a pistol in the hands of a crack brained youth of Servian nativity into the body of the heir to the Austrian throne. The troubles arising from this mad act and its punishment set fire to the powder trains in Europe and led to hostile act after hostile act and final- ly and snddenly to open war in 1914. That [ttle piece! of feid should be preserved as a memorial to all future generations and as the costliest thing (mankind has ever known It would become the greatest silent teacher the world has ever seen. It would teach restraint for the weak minded and vio- lent; it would teach the importance of minor acts and things; it would teach peace as no costly monument, no book of horrors, no painting of tragedy could ever teach it.—Detroit Free Press. Ox Bones. Ox bones have a considerable value The four feet of an ordinary ox will make a pint of neat’s foot oil. The thigh bone is the most valuable, being useful for cutting into toothbrush han. dles. The fore leg bones are made into collar buttons and parasol handles The water in which the bones are boil- ed is reduced to glue, while the dust which comes from sawing the bones is turned into food for cattle and poul try.—Exchange. Fine Canal Locks. Some of the locks in the New York barge canal are the finest in the world, the five at Waterford being the great. est series of high lift locks in existence They have a combined lift of 169 feet, one foot less than the total lift of every lock in the Panama canal. The upper gates weigh forty tons and the lower about 100 tons. . Dislocation of the Hip Joint. In demonstrating his now famous method of replacing in its socket a hip that has been dislocated since birth Dr. John Ridlon of the Presbyterian hospital, Chicago, said most of these cases were girls and in most of them it was the left hip. He could not offer any suggestion as to why this should be so. Duets Popular. Patience—What kind of singing do you prefer, solos or duets? Patrice—Oh, duets, by all means. “Well, come over to thie house some time and I'll start the phonograph and the parrot going at the same time.”— Yonkers Statesman. Natural Tendency . “Pop, do all trades have their own diseases?” “So they say, son.” “Then is it only carpenters that have shingles ?’—Baltimore American. Gossipy. # is a great gossip.” : : le tonnage o SHIPS AND THEIR SIZE. Why You Cannot Compare the Vessels According to Tonnage. The different uses of tonnage terms when speaking of ships are causes of confusion to the lay mind, states Cap- tain C. A. McAllister, engineer in chief, United States coast guard, in the Popu- lar Science Monthly. For example, steamship companies in order to im- press upon the traveling public the size and consequent relative safety of their craft will advertise the sailing of a certain steamer of 20,000 tons, mean- ing, of course, gross tons. The com- pany’s agent, in entering her at the custom house, will take great precau- tion to certify that she is of only 7,340 tons when paying tonnage taxes. He then is referring to her net tonnage, and, in faet, that standard is used only when paying:dues or taxes. Displacement tonnage is almost ex- clusively applied to wurships, as they do ‘mot carry cargoes. the tonnage of a battleship varies al- most hourly, as coal or other weighty objects are used or taken on board. of warships is; however. Zed. They are referred to in terms i the fixed tonnage. A statement that a 10,000 ton battle: shih sank a 10,000 ton merchant ship does not mean that the ships were of | equal size. The merchant ship would be much the larger owing to the dif- ferent meanings of the term ‘‘ton’” as applied to the two types of vessels. It is absolutely impossible to give rules “for tho relations of these terms, as the conditions vary too greatly. Generally speaking, the gross tonnage of a ship is from 50 to 100 per cent greater than the net tonnage. Tons displacement are always in excess of tons gross. Deadweizht tonnage is on an average from 30 to 50 per cent greater than gross tonnage. THE BIBLE NEGLECTED. Though Still the Best Seller, It Is Not Read as It Used to Be. Although thie Bible still leads all oth- er best sellers, few read it. People still present Bibles to brides and grooms. children. Colporteurs still roam the country handiug out Bibles-among the villagers. thusiasts still put Bibles in hotels. But the Bible is seldom read aloud in the home. And the type of American who daily reads his Bible in secret from a sense of duty is becoming more and more rare. : Quite apart from its moral and re- ligious bearings, the neglect of the Bi- ble involves a cultural handicap worth noting. It involves a cramping of the popular vocabulary, as no other liter ary masterpiece is such a well of Eng- lish pure and undefiled. It involves a dulling of literary perceptions, as liter- ature abounds” in Biblical allusions which every reader of the Bible in- stantly understands, but which only readers: of the Bible ever can. Finally it involves a failure to respond’ to many a good joke, as an astonishing percentage of the best quips are noth- ing more or less than Biblical allusions. It is mainly useless, ‘we realize, to propose a course of self enforced Bible reading for adults. We insist, how- ever, that parents who want their chil- dren to get the most enjoyment out of life may well see to it that their chil- dren develop an acquaintance with the Bible. It. is the basis of keen speech It is the basis of intelligent reading. It is the basis of culture. And by cul- ture we mean a capacity for enjoying the fine and beautiful things of this world and the capacity for producing gome:=-Chieage Tribune. Fright and the Hair. The hair does stand on end under certain ' conditions, because there is a little muscle down at the root of each hair that will make each hair stand up straight when this muscle pulls a certain way. It is difficult to say just how these muscles are caused to act in this way when we are fright- | ened. We know that when thoroughly frightened our hair will sometimes stand straight up, and we know that it is this muscle at the root of each hair that makes it possible, says the Book of Wonders, but why it is that a big scare will make’ this muscle act this way we donot as yet know Platinum Retorts. Platinum is used directly in the mak- ing of munitions of war and indirectly in all sorts of operations that are in- cidental to warlike operations. To cite but one example, in the man- ufacture of cordite perfectly pure sul- phuric acid has to be used, and ‘sul- .phuric acid can only be perfectly purified in platinum retorts, each of which, by the way, represents a value of $50,000 to $75,000. A Lot to Know. When Disraeli was prime minister of England a good looking young man ap- plied to him for a government posi- tion. “I know, sir,” said the applicant wistfully, “how little I know.” “Dear me,” sald Disraeli, “as much as that? I haven't got half that dis- tance yet.” Biting. Spinks— What made him so annoyed? Winks—He told his wife she had no judgment, and she just looked over him critically from head to foot and said she was beginning to realize it. Word From Br'er Williams, Don’t be in a hurry fer de long lane ter turn, fer de lion what's waitin’ whar de turn is may be mighty hon- gry!—Atlanta Constitution. Strange to say, : Associations of devout en-. People still present Bibles to | who are heulthy and vizorous unless rickets develons ynawares by reason of faulty dietary.” And he quotes the fol lowing from Osler: “Like scurvy. rickets muy be found in the families of {lie weaithy under rerfect hygienic conditions. [It is most common in children fed on condensed iuilk, the various proprietary foods. cow’s milk and food rich in starches.” Rickets is the cause of knockknees andl bowlegs. It is due to too little animal fat and protein in the dietary. | who was present and who had been | the prime mover in the marriage nego. : tiations, “by marrying me.” Bvery shadow points to the sun, and | sorrow helps us to appreciate happi- | mother and acc WEDNESDAY RE in the midst of everything—a sudden thought: “Wonder how the fire is?” Then, it's leave your Sweeping, run downstairs, rake and shake, shovel coal and trudge back again. Wouldn't it be fine to go right ahead and forget about the kitchen? It certainly would! And you can. have brought a new kind of sweeping day—a new kind of every day to thousands of busy housewives. A Perfection Oil Cook Stove will come into your kitchen and lighten your burdens. 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The first cl Apter of Numbers tells how Mo- he second year after the exodus ) pt was commanded to choose: from among the various tribes men to tabulate the names of the males over the age of twenty who were able to go to war. The passage, in part, fol- lows: “Take ye the sum of on the congre- gation of the children of Israel by their families, by their fathers’ houses, ac- cording to the number of the names, every male by their polls; from twenty years of age and upward, all that are able to go forth to war, thou and Aaron shall number them by their hosts. And with you there shall be a man of every tribe. (Here are men- tioned the men who are to assist in the registration.) “And Moses and Aaron took these | men that are mentioned, and they as- sembled. all the congregation together on the first day of the second month, and they declared their pedigrees after their families by their fathers’ houses. according to the number of the names from twenty years old and upward.”’— Chicago Tribune. DIET AND DISEASE. Rickets In Children ls ‘Caused by the Wrong Kind of Foods. “Beware of giving young children too much pasteurized milk, proprietary food or even cereals to the exclusion of brown bread and butter, stewed fruit or roasted apple and a little meat once a day,” writes Dr. Beverley Robinson of New York in giving a warning note about rickets in the New York Medical Journal, He adds that he is “considering espe- cially children two or three years old together with too little lime salts. Curious Choice of a Wife. Some years ago an English curate surprised his parishioners by marrying a widow considerably older than him- self. The astonishment was still great- er when the cause was known. The curate had become engaged to a young girl whose frivolous conduct soon led him to regret the step. He offered a settler ent for his release, but it was ‘refused. He endeavored in every way to break the engagement, but without success. “Is there nothing I can do to escape this?” he exclaimed one day in despair. “Yes,” remarked the girl’s mother, The curate decided if he had to mar- zy one of the two he preferred the gisl married a wealt That Means Long Service Here are some records of Keen Kutter Tool service; Saw 20 years, Draw Knife 13 years, Hatchet 32 years, Shears 17 years, Butcher Knife 20 years—and 35 Saws have been sharpened with one Keen Kutter slim taper file. 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