oy v wf F THE MEYERSDALE COMMERCIAL, MEYERSDALE, PA. The Ticket kk Led to Com- plications 2A A 0 4 0 fb A Ba he pa 8 in JB ah 0 ode oS VIVTVIVPIPITVITOTPIIOTIVIIIIVIIVYIOSPY O08 008000000000isess There was the girl again! Billy fhornton frowned at her sudden en- france into the car—not that there was anything about the fresh, interested countenance to call forth a masculine frown. Jane Wilder was exactly the opposite kind of girl. But Billy never bad met her and was more anxious to goeet her than for anything else in the world, and, though she was always ap- pearing in most unexpected places in Rf delightfully disturbing manner, still she, the ideal, remained as far distant as some beautiful, wonderful star. “How,” mused Billy to himself— “how in the world could the propet meeting be brought about?” Some- times he was pleased to fancy a re- sponsive interest in the girl’s glance of quickly veiled recognition in their sev- eral encounters. “How—oh, how?" “So glad to see you, dearie,” mur- mured an old lady, bending over his divinity from the seat behind. “You are on your way to the child welfare meeting, of course. How busy you keep yourself with everything of an uplifting nature! I don’t see how you do it.” The girl laughed as she turned around. Billy's heart thumped in sympathy with the clear joyousness of the sound. Never had he heard her voice or laugh before, and in nothing was she disap- pointing. Recklessly he allowed the windows of his office, where Braydon was waiting to see him upon an impor- fam commission, to fade into distance. He would sit here inf this geat until the lz! left the car, & “Oh, I am not voluntarily busy,” she answered the old lady, “just drawn inte the work 1 by my friends. Meetings «are all this wor you know—eévenings for the men. We must interest voters. Lillis is one of the ushers, so it was she who solicited my aid, fhe dealt of our old college being tonight's speaker,” “I would like to go,” the old lady re- sponded. Eagerly the girl fumbled in her purse, “So sorry,” she said a length. “lI have no more tickets, and admissién is all by ticket invitation.” She jumped to her feet. “My cor- ner!” ghe cried. “Goodby, Mrs. West.” at was then that Billy heard the cov- eted name, Billy smiled:in the direction of the on- coming little figure. “Waiting,” he said. Miss Jane Wil der’'s gaze was entirely impersonal. Silently she accepted and read his ticket; then ‘‘Oh!” she breathed. Vaguely troubled. he glanced down at the golden head. Surprise, disappoint- ment—wha¢ was it that showed for a moment in the gyes upraised to hig? “This way,” she said, and Billy fol- lowed her down the aisle. But at the choice seat designated the Stout over- Seeing usher reappeared. “Must be some mistake,” she argued loudly. “This section reserved for ush- ers and their husbands cenly. Let me see your ticket.” Billy was about to apologize and withdraw—other fortu- nate possessors of nearby seats inter- estedly watched the outcome—when his director's voice sounded distinctly. “It’s all right, Mrs. Sayles,” she said. “The ticket reads, ‘Mr. and Mrs. Jack Maynard.’ Mrs. Maynard is not here this evening, but she ushered at this afternoon’s meeting.” Before Billy could collect his senses, before he could deny to the one girl in all the world this fatal imputation, the two white clad women, whispering. moved away together. And to this end bad his scheming led him. The girl whose love he craved was now, through a senseless mistake, removed from him forever. Henceforth he was in her eyes but the wedded husband of a cer- tain Mrs. Jack Maynard. Why hadn't he glanced at the confounded ticket in- stead of rushing with it like a fool? Despairingly Billy looked about, after the oration, if here he might still find one friend, perhaps also of her ac- quaintance, but all were strangers, not one familiar face. Broodingly he made his way to the door. Out in the vesti- bule he lingered to throw on his coat, and presently from a merry, chattering throng she made her way to him. The wonder of her sudden presence there at his side, the smile that was unmistakably for him, held him for the moment speechless. “1 hope the evening has been a pleas. ant one,” she said and held out her hand. Billy saw that the hand was extending to him a small white enve- lope and took §f. Then his dream abruptly ended. “A ticket for the mothers’ meeting tomorrow, Mr.” Maynard,” she said. “Please give it to your wife,” Before his denying lips could even form a reply she had vanished. It was jlo, grouchy Billy Thornton om hig wall friend found in the office the next day. “Enjoy- the uplift meeting?” Braydon casually Inquired, “The deuce!” answered Billy. “Ag to that Miss Wilder,” the friend went ot, “Happen to know people who in turn know her. Take you over t6 meet her if you like.” “Goodby, Jane Wilder,” said the old adr, { ¥ ‘Jane Wilder.” Mentally he echoed ‘ the name. “It was like her somehow.” To him it sounded quaint and sweet. He was planning as he brushed through the crowd in the streets to obtain tick- ets in some manner for that evening's “welfare” meeting. It would be in the auditorium, of course, and she had said by invitation only. He remem- bered reading an account of the affair in the papers. Former pupils of the college represented by the speaker were to act as ushers. Surely one might speak to an usher, and surely one might select one’s particular usher. Billy began to whistle. The low but merry tune seemed to annoy rather than cheer the tall young man who swung impatiently about in Billy’s pet office chair. “Great Scott,” Braydon ejaculated in greeting, “you come in more than thir- ty minutes late and happy as a May day! I went without my own lunch in order to get over here on time, while you’'— “Say,” remarked Billy absently, “where can a fellow get tickets for to- night’s child welfare meeting?” Braydon’s feet came to the floor with a bang. “What's the matter with you, Thornton 7” he asked. Billy waved the question impatiently aside. “Where can I get them?” he in- sisted. “How the dickens do I know?’ the man replied. Suddenly be glanced at Billy's eager face. “Why this unusual interest in a strange cause?’ he asked. Deliberately Billy seated himself in an opposite chair. “There is a girl,” he answered seriously, “whom I am very anxious to meet. She will be there tonight. Among that old college crowd we must have mutual acquaint- ances. If you can direct me to any one who might possibly have a spare ticket of invitation I'd be obliged. That's all.” His friend considered. ‘Why, there's Jack Maynard,” he said. “His wife was a student at that college. Tl speak to him. Before we get down to ! business, what's the name of this girl, ~ Billy? Might know her myself.” Thornton’s eyes took on their previ- ous reminiscent gleam. “Wilder,” he repeated softly—‘Jane Wilder.” In the desperate hope of hearing from Jack Maynard he lingered in the of- fice long past closing time and at last was rewarded by the appearance of a messenger bearing an envelope marked, with the date, “Ticket to auditorium meeting.” Billy's sinking spirits soared to their highest level. ing he that evening time for dinner. be crowded. For a moment as he waited in the entrance Billy’ 8 eyes roved excitedly among the v owned tiers of ush- ers. Then at 1 th | he Api ied her. She with ber un- There was not much ing hats yes. she him. A ratl out her hand sMceket, pls € den led. But Billy’s grouch evaporated. “To- night?” he asked cricply, “Tonight,” vetted Bray don. Billy banged down the cover of his desk in a spirit of ¥oy©1l anticipation. In ten minutes he Luld explain all to her. And after that—well, if he didn’t win out in the old game of love it would not be because With all his heart and soul he had not tried. He wished that Braydon would refrain from entering into that. old business problem on the way to the house where he was to meet her. He wanted to go over in his mind the things that he would say, Before he realized it they were in the brilliantly lighted reception room and he was bowing before a sweet faced woman presented as Mrs. Jack May- nard, who immediately, taking Billy in charge, led him to a girlish figure at the farther end of the room. “Miss Wilder,” she announced rather absently and hurried back to his friend. The “one girl” smiled up at him. “We are not quite strangers,” she said, “but I am afraid you forgot te give the ticket to Mrs. Maynard. She was absent, I noticed, from the after- noon meeting, and you’— “Miss Wilder”—it was the interrupt- ing voice of Braydon—‘‘come here just a moment, please, to settle a dispute.” Billy savagely ground his heel on the rug as others came to claim the girl's attention, keeping ber from him. When was this silly affair to be straightened? Where was the real Jack Maynard? Interminably the evening dragged and na opportunity for a further word with the giri of his dreams. In her eyes lie was now no doubt just the un- interesting husband of her hostess, while in his eves—Billy rapturously caught his breath as he looked at her— she grew each moment fairer. In sudden determination he crossed to where she sat before the piano. “I want to talk to you,” he said. The girl's fingers rested upon the keys. Half turning, she looked up at him. “I—I'm not Jack Maynard,” Billy Blurted out desperately, “and I'm not married. It was a confounded—I beg your pardon—only a borrowed ticket.” The laughing challenge of her eyes gave him sudden courage. “I have wanted—no, that's not the word—l have desired above all’ things for months to meet you,” he went on, then paused. His eyes were saying more. “My name is Thornton,” he ended ab- ruptly—*William Thornton.” ! Fore Miss Jane Wilder arose and stood be- | fore him. “I know it,” she said quiet- That veryeven- 1, “and I knew it all along. Back i should see her again at least— | there at church that day a friend point- {ed you out to me. Yesterday when The auditorium would | Jack Maynard asked for a ticket for - you to the meeting it was I who sug- i gested that he lend you his.” She laughed softly. “It was wicked of me {to pretend,” she admitted—*“wicked, { but—it did not take you so long to { bring this”—she paused and held out i her hand—“about.” hand; into Sy fa happily he sighed Billy. SELLING AS AN ART. The Road to Success, and the Reason Some Salesmen Fail, In a story about a wonderful sales- man a writer says in the American Magazine: “Asked for his views on salesman- ship and to give suggestions that would be helpful to others, he said: ‘Any person can sell to any man who wants to buy, but it takes a salesman to sell to the man whe doesn’t want to buy. It took me five months in one case to work my way into the confi- dence of a wealthy man who hated life insurance agents, and we had been ac- quainted a month before he discovered that I was selling insurance. He later had me write him up for a $10,000 policy. “ ‘A salesman should know his goods forward and backward, know human nature like he knows the alphabet and not lie. Self confidence, which is in- dispensable to success, results from exact knowledge of what you are of- fering to sell and knowledge of your prospect. ; “ ‘Salesmen sometimes fail because they have a set way of dealing with all kinds of people. That will never do.- They should learn to adapt them- selves to all sorts and conditions of men and women. Use an easy conver- sational tone. Be natural. Don’t get excited or talk loud. Make strong, positive assertions about your goods. You must be absolutely certain. that the article you are selling is the very best on earth. Then stop talking be- fore you kill the sale by talking too much.’ ” GRAVEDIGGER BEETLES. These Queer Insects Have a Remark- able Sense of Smell. When an animal dies in a garden or in the woods and decomposition be- gins carrion bugs come from far and near. A dead bird, a mouse or a harm- less snake wantonly killed by some wanderer provides a banquet for hun- dreds of insects. Among these the “gravediggers’” are found, embracing forty-three species, twelve of whichy are found in Europe, the rest in Amer-' ica. You can identify these beetles, says the Popular Science Monthly, by the: two jagged yellowish red or reddish. transy erse bands upon their black: wing &Vers, Their scientific mame, necrophorus, means no more than “buriers of the dead.” As undertakers the insects have legs especially adapt- ed for digring. A gravedigger beetle hag 2 most ex- traordinaty gensé of Jans PS can detect the peculiar odor of decomposi- tion a long distance away and flies to the dead thing as straight as an ar- row. His remarkably keen nose is sit- uated in his clublike feelers. As a rule several gravediggers are: under it and scratch the support earth away, so that thé body soon lies’ in a hollow. Gradually the body is lowered until it sinks below the sur- face. Then it i§ covered with earth. The female lays her eggs around the interred form, thus insuring for the newly hatched larvae a plentiful food supply. Emeralds and Beryls. There is no decline in the vogue of the emerald, using the word not in the generic sense of the trade, but for a beryl of the accepted green emerald hue. Fine specimens always cause a flutter in the auction room, for the very good reason that those are ex- tremely rare. Perfect stones are as costly as fine rubies and, of course, much more so relatively than dia- monds. The Duke of Devonshire owns what is believed to be the largest and near- est faultlessness in existence, and it came from Nuzo, in Colombia, the main source of modern examples.” The an- cient emeralds of great magnitude we read of were probably not beryls at all, and, indeed, “oriental emerald” is the designation of the green corundum.— London Chronicle. How to Begin the Day. 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