oe —— ou Two Fine Horses Cremated. Two horses valued at not less than Mildred Morrison Company | $600 and belonging to C. R. Boyd, who lives on the Somerset and Bed- ford pike, five miles east of here, were cremated on Wednesday even- ing, while the owner was engaged in dragging stumps and brush to a deep pit, caused by the subsidance of the 80il in one of his meadows following the removal of the coal many years 220. Mr. Boyd found the pit the most convenient place to dispose of farm rubbish and decaying timber, prob- ably because a fire built in it could Be easily kept under control and dan- ger of its communicating with build- ings and fences minimized. After starting a fire in the pit some time before dusk Wednesday evening Mr. Boyd drove his team along side of the opening with a view to depos- iting a load of stumps Suddenly and without notice the crust of th: earth on which the horses were tug- ging gave away ind they iel! in | the burning mass. The owne. was powerless to rescue them and was | forced to turn away from the dread- | ful spectacle. i In addition to the horses, Mr. Boyd sustained the loss of a double | set of harness valued at $70.—Somer- set Herald. | SQUARING ACCOUNTS. Two items comprise the accounts which compels the United States to | send gold to Japan. The first is the! debit which we have accumulated "over there because our Democratic | tariff enables the Japanese to sell us | more goods than we can sell to the! Japanese. This adverse balance of | rade has to be paid for. We cannot pay it in good;s so we must pay it in | money. The other item is that creat- | ed by the purchases of war material By our Allies. We have two-thirds of the world’s stock of gold just now, and so we are made the medium osm through which gold gets to Japan. This item will probably now disappear + econd d. of the Chautauqua. from the account between the United Sgvond gay e gaauiang HIS is a picture of the Mildred Morrison~ Company, which appears the In the picture Miss Morrison is the one wearing the white dress. She is the soprano, but most important of all States and Japan, inasmuch as the | gpa speaks’ child pieces. Just as “Alice In- Wonderland” had a mushroom of huge loans which we are lately mak- | which she could take a bite and shrink to any desired size, Miss Morrison has ing to our Allies will all be expended | a mushroom or something of which she takes an invisible bite and instantly here—and our manufacturers will | shrinks back to the age of four. secure the benefit of the Allies’ orders | That is why she became famous. She can talk just like a wee small kid. The other people are Miss Anderson, vio- nist, and Mr. Tagenart, trombone player and baritone. which have heretofore gone to Nip- pon. The other item will remain— and it will probably increase. We shall doubtless witness little if any diminution in our gold shipments to Japan—because Japan will continue to enter our free markets with her goods and she will probably send even more of them over here in order that she may keep employed the men whom the cessation of munition or ders will take from that line of activity. | A FAIR PROFIT. The Federal Trade Commission, in | its three-years delayed report on the | beet sugar industry, estimates that | the average profits of beet sugar companies for the five years prior to 1915-14 were 11 per cent. The report ! states that in 1913-14 the average re- Sturn was only three cents, while | He many companies operated at a loss. | T It will be remembered that that asl the year the beet sugar industry was | staggering under the blows of the | Democratic party. Curiously enough ! the IT per cent profit mentioned by | the report is precisely the percentage agreed upon in the orders for taxing pofits adopted by Great Britain early this year as the rate which might reasonably be expected from a sugar company—the board of referees de-| qua week; relay races and games each ciding that earnings of 11 per cent| night, except Sunday, one-half hour on the capital stock invested should | before the evening program; the Na- be exempt from taxation in the case | ticnal Dadge Test for both boys and of corporations and 12 per cent in the girls; hikes and last, but not least, the ease of individuals engaged in sugar Young People's Community Pienle are : nS other interesting features. The pro- production. In Great Britian, at gram of games and athletics, with new Teast, our producers of beet sugar and original features, will begin each would not be looked upon as pirates, morning at 9:30. although so denounced by the Dem-! The object of the Lincoln Youths’ ocrates when the present tariff law! Chautauqua is to give all the boys and was in process of formation. girls of the community an opportunity of learning the games best suited to their age and development. Young people develop character and good citi- net ne program for the college man with the tent crew will give special attention to the boys’ ath- letics, directing their play activities every morning except opening day. The parade and play festival put on by the young people the night before the opening day to usher in Chautau- A Surprise Party. The 1incoln Youths’ Chautauqua Youths’ Chautauqua this year is! if possible. better aud bigger than ever. A trained play direction will be in charge | €¢lock, led by the play director, for of this feature the entire week, and a th. benefit of parents and “eachers. Fi Lincoln | Chautauqua and attend every session There will be a round | table discussian one afternoor at 4 Attend and learn how to organize and maintain the home, the school and the : community playground. Defirite an- i houncement of this will be made by | the superintendent. The underlying thought of the Lin- coln Youths’ Chautauqua this year is PATRIOTISM. We earn. ‘tly desire to make this a week of exceptional benefit and inspiration to the boys and girls—the red letter week ° the year | fo the young people of the communi- ty—and by irteresting them in it make the Chautauqua a permanent influence fc © better living. The play program will be formally opened each morning by the raising of the flag at the tent, the boys and girls giving the following flag salute: “We, the children of many lands, who find rest under thy folds, do pledge our lives, our hearts and our sacred honor to love and protect thee, our country and the liberty of ‘he Amer- On Friday evening a surprise party : was held at the home of Mrs. Herman Bittner, on High street, in honor of that estimable lady’s 63rd birthday. Many amusifig games were played and a general good time was had by evryone. A delicious lunch was served at 10 o’clock. Many beauti- ‘ul presents were received by Mrs. Bittner. Among those present were; Mr. and Mrs. Herman Bittner, Mrs. Gauntz and children, Harry, , Margaret, Ora and Nellie, Mr. and Mrs. Harry Bittner and children, Isabel, Leona and Harry; Mr. and Mrs. Wesley Bittner; Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Bittner, of Garrett; Mr. and Mrs. David Lawson; Mr. and Mrs. Roy. Geisbert and daughter, ‘Alma; Mrs. Sara Brown. Mrs. Annie Hoover. Mrs. Lydia Miller, Mrs. Fred Hare; Mrs. Chas. Hipp, Mrs. Robert Spence; Mrs. Lee Austin, and daughter, Evelyn; Mrs. John Saylor; Mrs. Israel Schrock; Mrs. Ed. Gauntz; Mrs. Lester Lewis and son Robert, of Johnstown. Fresh salt Newfoundland herring | 8c per pound at Habel & Phillips, | zenship through their games, strength- | ican people forever.” ening their social standards and com-{ Each night just before the games bining mental, moral, physical and | th. boys and girls will stand at atten- spiritual proficlency in wholesome rec- tion while the beautiful emblem of reation. Our desire is that the parents | American libert— is lowered. and teachers fully realize the impor-| One night of the chautaujza week tance of this feature. We urge them | the young people of the community to take an active part in the Youths’ will present a costumed pageant. $1.00__ ROUND TRIP POPULAR EXCURSION TPO Cumberland ‘“The Queen City.” Sunday, June 24 Special Train leaves Meyersdale [ 10.25 a. m. Returning leaves Cumberland at 6.15 Pp. m. Western Maryland Ry. Baltimore & Ohio $12 Niagara Fals : And Return JULY 6 and 20, AUGUST 3, 17 and 31, SEPTEMBER 14 and 28 and OCTOBER 12, 1917 TICKETS GOOD 15 DAYS ATTRACTIVE —S8IDE TRIPS— Consult Agent. Consult Ticket Agent for Full z4 | Particular, See Flyers. 24.5 inc MEYEKSUALE COMMERCIAL, MEYERSD ALE, PA. to feel FreshandFit —you must keep your stom- ach well, your liver active, the bowels regular, and your blood pure. Your physical condition depends on the health of these organs. When anything goes wrong just take a few doses of Beecham’s Pills and avoid any serious illness. They are a fine corrective and tonic for the system, and a great help in maintaining good health. A single box will prove the remedial value of Largest Sale of Any Medicine in the World. Boh verbs. elaine inthe We “ Investigation equipped, well men of the highest standing. Indications are that returns wil! be quick and enormous. excellent investment furnished j upon written request. Colorado Bldg. Washington, D. C. 1.91.96 Sloan’s Liniment for Rheuma- tism. The pain goes so quickly after vou apply Sloan’s Lini- ment for rheumatic pains, neu ralgia, toothache, It quickly pene sooths without rubbing and is far cleaner and more effective than mussy plasters and oint- ments. Keep a bottle in the house and get prompt relief, not only from all nerve pains but from bruises, strains, sprains, over- exercise and all external aches At your druggist, 25¢, 50¢ and $1.00. The Evils of Constipation. Constipation is one of the main reasons why the average human life is below 40 years. Leaving waste material in the body, poisons the system and blood and makes us liable to sick headaches, biliousness, nervousness and muddy skin. When you note these symptoms try Dr. King’s New Life Pills. They give prompt relief, are mild, non-griping in action, add tone to your system and clear your druggist, 25¢. This Safely Removes Worms. Worms are a common dis- ease of children and every mother should know their symptoms. Sallow complex- eyes, irregular bowel move- ment with stomach hard or swollen, grinding teeth or itch- ing may mean that Kickapoo Worm Killer is needed at once. It is a mildly laxative remedy in candy tablet form that children like. Kills and re- moves the worms and lets the child grow strong and healthy. At druggists, 25c. Preparedness. One way to bring about a condition of national preparedness is to prepare yourself for the simplest elemental du- ties of a citizen and a soldier. Ciga- rettes before breakfast, an ingrowing toenail and a consequent inability to run 100 yards are just as reprehensi- ble as a lack of patriotism.—World’s ‘Work. Too Successful. “Why couldn’t Miss Jilt get damages in her breach of promise suit? Didn't her lawyer prove the man was worth “Yes,” but her testimony convinced the jury he wasn’t worth 30 cents.”— Baltimore American. The Horse’s Comment. The mule, being in a temper, kicked a few boards out of the side of the barn, “One of those fresh air cranks,” com- mented the horse to itself. Are. | thinks himself o B. A. Kummer & Co. ! the complexion. At: Will prove the attractive- ness of a’ conservative enter- prise financed and being well managed by Information regarding this | § | | | | lumbago, ! sprains, and its so eas; to use. ! at23 and | J NM BALTIMORE & OHIO SEASHORE EXCURSIONS FROM MEYERSDALE, PA, TO Good in Pallman Oars rie ANANGIO OIF CAPE MAY, SEA ISLE CITY, OCEAN CITY, STONE HARBOR, WILDWOOD JUNE 28, JULY 12 and 26, AUGUST 9 and 23, SEPTEMBER 6 TICKETS GOOD RETURNING 16 DAYS ‘Secure Illustrated Booklet Giving Fnll Details From Ticket Agents, Baltimore & Ohio Railroad. 21-24 $8.50 Good in Coaches Only $10 50 : : CONDENCED REPORT OF CONDITION The Second National Bank MEYERSDALE. PA. MAY FIRST, NINETEEN SEVENTEEN : RESOURCES ; Yoansand Investments ..... .... ........... $ 577,660.10 ¥ Bll. S. Bondsand Premiuens ..................... 70,179.37 % } Real Estate, Furniture & Fixtures ....... “ills 64,075.20 & 117,341.45 } $ 829,256.20 Total Resources LIABILITIES Capital Stock Paid in ......... diaaley $ 65,000.00 & Surplus Fund and Profits ...... ............... 62,669.69 Circulation... ............... a, a 64,300.00 Deposits ei ese dar ea 637,286.51 $ 829,256.20 80808050 BUGS & BUGS We have a supply of the followin g: Paris Green London Purple White Helebore Arsenate Lead Blue Vitriol Conkey’s Lice Liquid and Powder. COLUMEIA RECORDS For July Now on Sale. F. B. THOMAS LEADING DRUGGIST MEYERSDALE, PENNA A OE Lo EBC CB 0 BE BB BD EB BR BRR LR RR RR IR RE RR RA ey Just received a car each of Uoiuen Dried beef, boiled ham, breakfast | Jf the thief lacks opportunity he | Leaf andLarabee’s best flour; quality bacon, sliced fresh every day a honest—Bierne. at Habel & Phillips, Habel & Phillips, 5 Ed 5 i TH GL a APL Cd AY ued hd ah mde be bd ME B24 08 HN oa be ge fed fair co! 41 m: pr do pl thi an an co! fro th Pr qu