THE MEYERSDALE COMMERCIAL, MEYERSD ALE, PA. EB a MEYERSDALE COMMERCIAL i i PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY | AT MEYERSDALE, PA. R. M. SWISHER, Editor. When pald strictly In advance $1.25 When not paid in advdnce $1.50 : a Entered at the Postoffice at Meyers- dale, Pa. as second class mail matter. EE ——— PRESIDENTIAL SUFFRAGE. Harrisburg, Pa., May 17-- Defeated in their attempt to have the Legislature give the voters of the state an oppor- tunity to decide the question of woman suffrage, women of Pennsylvania are again before the House asking the members to give them directtly as much suffrage, or the right to vote for all Presidential can- didates. A bill roduced la pr { 30), by Represcn.ative Lex N, Mitchell of Jefferson county. who has sponcered several pro- hition bills this session. Following the boasts of liquor organization lobbyists | that thev] feated the pre- vius suffrage bill, the suffre. gists of the state also aligned against the dominance of li- quor in Pennsylvania politics, and announce themselves par- ticularly elated in having se- | cured Representative Mitchell to introduce their bill. The authority under which women ask the Pennsylvania legislature to grant them Pres- idential suffrage is set forth in Article II, Section 2, of the Constitution of the United States, which provides that “Each state SHALL AP- POINT IN SUCH ANNER AS THE LEGISLATURES THEREOF MAY DIRECT, the number of electors, equal to the whole number of Senat- ors and Representatives, to which the State may be entitl- which the State may be entitl- ed in the Congress,, etc. The women seeking Presi- dential shffrage further de- clare that it has been ruled in other states where Presiden- tial suffrage has been granted to women “The source of this power of the state legislatures being the United States Con- stitution, the word ‘male’ de- fining the qualification of the usual electors of the state does not preclude the vote for Presidential electors being ex- tended to women, becuse, ac- cording to Article VI, Section 92 of the Constitution of the United States, that Constitu- tion shall be ‘the supreme Law of the Land, anything in the Constitution or laws of any state to the contrary notwith- 1a Gc standing. This the suffragisfs and their advisors say, answers that argument which oppon- ents already have raised, namely that the Legislature already has defined the quali- fication of electors. Jacob Hammerer. c Jacob Hammerer died at his home in Johnstown on Wednesday, May 8, 1917, aged 75 years. He was born in Fair Hope township and followed farming there for a number of years. He left the farm and went to Cumberland where he was em- ployed by a lumber company until about four years ago when he suffered a stroke of paralysis. After he retired from the service of the lumber company he removed to Johns- town, where he continued to reside until his death. He is survived by one son, Charles, who resides at Semer- set and five daughters; Mrs Lucretia Wisner, of West Vir- ginia; Mrs Sada Tressler, of Johnstown; Mrs. Emma Burk- hart, Cumberland, and Misses Margaret and Elizabeth at home. He was united in mar- riage with Miss Elizabeth Johns, of Westmoreland coun- ty, who survives him. vives him. Mrs. H. G. Leppley, of St. Paul, now deceased, was also a daughter. : Funeral services were con- ducted at Fair Church in Fair Hope township, followed by interment in Fair Cemetery. LADIES: I am giving away a fire Morris Rocker for dis- tributing 4 dozen pkgs. of Cream of Rice. Write at once to D. Robinson, 2307 Archer Ave., Chicago, Ill 10 1b. bags pure Graham Flour | for 60c at Habel & Phillips. NOTES FROM. HIGH SCHOOL EDITOR Lenore Colilng a? ASSISTANT EDITOR Gregg Darrow 18 REPORTERS Harry Aurandt '20. Irene AuStin '20. Ruth: Bowmaster "19. Clara Rowe '18. Edna Zinn "17. Margaret Damico '17. The following are some ex- tracts from the letter sent by the Junior class to Olive Linde- man, who has been in the Cum- land Hospital for several weeks. Dear Olive: Sure was glad to hear | that your old soul is. getting’ patched up again and can hardly wait until you are re- ( stored to us with a whole giz- | | zard and a liver without holes | | even though your measley ap- pendix is gone. Hope to see you in school soon. Your beloved, Guy Floto. Friend Olive: I was glad to hear from you. I hope you will be back home and in school again soon as we miss you very much. You cannot realize how much I am suffering from your absence. With a bucket full of love, Oscar. Dear lamb o’ lasses sugar plum Hope you are getting a long without your appendix. Did you put it in alchohol or are you going to frame it for a remembrance of the days you spent in so much luxury and happiness? (Nit) With love, Helen Bolden. Monday morning the class received a card from Olive, saying that she is getting along very nicely, and that she has improved ten fold since read- ing the Juniors’ letter. Gregg Darrow constructin a figure in Geometry: “I want a ruler.” Harvey Meyers: “Which one George the 111 or Henry the eighth?” Has any one noticed the diff- erent moods Clara Rowe was in this week? During the for- mer part of the week, she wore a frown and a scowl all the time, but on Friday the object of her anxiety returned and she smiled at everyone all day. Miss Beck: “Trace the pro- gress of Sir Roger's love suit?” Edward Crowe:“Is a love suit anything like a pinch-back suit?” Eddie the only difference between a love suit and a pinch-back suit, is that in the one you only get pinched in the back but in the other you get pinched on all sides. “The sun shines on the moon the moon shines on us and we shine on the earth,” was Clar- ence Seihl’s way of telling how the moon receives it’s light. Violet Johnson in English class asked Miss Burk what the duties of a Lieutenant were. We. supposed Violet was thinking of her soldier she captured the night before. Miss Brodhead: “How is Sum- mit township governed?” Oscar Austin: “By Garrett.” Carrie Nation (Clara Gauntz) is continuing her profession as an antisaloonist. She sud- denly stood up in Latin class and said: “Boys, touch not wine.” Mr. Arnold was so impress. ed that he told all the boys to take heed. Miss Beck, in discussing the Sir Roger de Coverley Papers asked :“Who is the Spectator?’ Helen Bolden: “A tater (pota- to) with specks in it.” Prof. Kretchman: “How many of you have planted something that will be of bene- fit to the nation in war time?” Nell Boucher: “O I have, 1 have planted sweet peas to decorate the graves of the dead soldiers.” Would you believe it; Bill McMillan was tardy last Fri-| day morning? ble doesn’t it? Seems impossi- Miss Beck: “What kind of humor do your call that pos- sessed by Addison. Mary Siehl: “Vitrius humor. Lost: A button. Finder | please return to Joseph Bolden — | Dr. Large: “What is your | age?” George May: “Fifty-three.” George has grown old sud- denly. George May, you will have to stop throwing notes across i the room to Mary. Griffith | They might fall on some other | girl’s desk. Dr. Large spent several days of last week in examining the High School. George Griffith: “What tense, person, and number is Antwortete?” i “Fourth William McMillan: 3 | FOR FLETCHER'S | eS STO SUN BROTHERS » | Not content with giving the | American public one of the | best all around performances each season, the Sun Brothers’ Shows have recently added to plete trained wild animal tour- ney. This comprises a score of amazing dumb actors of all kinds, including elephants lions, tigers, kangaroos, ba- boons, leopards, camels, drom- edaries, sea lions, ete. No woman, man or child can af- ford to miss this wonderful display of animal subjugation These animals are wonder- fully trained and the power of kindness was never mere sure- ly or splendidly illustrated. The Sun Brothers’ Shows will exhibit at Meyersdale on Tuesday, May 29th, giving two complete performances, afternoon and night. The much advertised exhibitions will be offered for review on the show grounds at 12:30 P-M. Don’t Let Your Cough Hang On. 4 A cough that racks and weakens is dangerous, it un- dermines your health and thrives on neglect. Relieve it at once with Dr. King’s New Discovery. his soothing bal- sam remedy heals the throat, loosens the phlegm. its aanti- | septic properties kill the germ and the cold is quickly broken up. Children and grown-ups alike find Dr. Kings New Dis- covery pleasant to take as well as effective. Have a bot- tle handy in your medicine chest for grippe, croup and all bronchial affections. At druggists, 50. Children Cry - tober is worthy of notice; as on that Hex? +wo individuals, though | their already flne show. a coma]; Familiar, but Unseem Things we see but don’t notice were gnder discussion at the clab luncheon sable.” This was the oppottunity of the member who took pride in his su- perlative powers of observation. Tak- ing from his note case a crisp one pound note, he laid it on a plate and offered its equivalent to every mem- ber at the table who could answer correctly the following simple every: day questicns: (1) On looking at the face of a penny with the dated site toward you and the date at the Lol tom, does the head of the imate o the coin face toward your lefi houd or toward your right? (2) Dow wun: ribs are there in tie cover of un brella? (3) In a pack of « 3 the kings has oaly vine ¢j that is, his profile only is poriva; Which of the kings is it? (1) way do the seeds in the core of 21 : ple point, toward the stem or op. site to it? The ome pound note did not change hands.—London Standard. _——— A Once Legal Fiction. In the legal calendar the 24th of Oc- day, in snaify known te no one and enjoy- ing an extensive reputation among law yers, ceased to exist in England. These persons were John Doe and Richara Roe, and no two persons were more fre- | quently referred to in legal documents. | In every process of ejectment, instead | of the real parties to the suit being e, plaintiff, sued Rich an ted in criminal proceedings. Thiz fiction was introduced *into Eng- lish legal practice in the time of Ed- sard IIL., in consequence, it was said, on in Magna Charta which equired the production of witnesses pefore every criminal trial, and hence- forth John Doe and Richard Roe were inserte< as the names of the alleged witne.s, a custom which was carrie¢ across the Atlantic to this country.— Indianapolis News. A Well Hated Landlord. The most hated landlord in Irelamd for the last 100 years, a miser known as “the parsimenious peer,” was Hu bert George de Burgh Canning, mar quis of Clanricarde. He was unmar- ried, and with his death the marquis ate became extinct. His Irish estate extended from Athenry, in- Galway, to Woodford, twenty miles southeast, and it was said that anywhere along this route could be obtained a story of trag- edy in the land war. Time and again the aid of the forces of the crown in evicting tenants had been refused. He was never seen in a vehicle. He took daily walks to Regent's park. There, on a public seat, not one of the chairs, for which he would have been charged a small fee, would sit this owner of 80,000 acres watching the squirrels. He was a noted collector of china and pic tures, of which he was a wise buyer.— Chicago Journal. According to Degree. . Horse breeding is an occupation which requires much learning, and a certain English farmer has a gréat rep utation for his skill. A neighbor of his who sought seme advice on the cheap, asked the herse breeder’s son one day: “I say, Tommy, when one of your fe- ther’s horses is ill what does he do?” “Do you mean just slightly ill or real bad?” was the lad’s cautious counter- question. - “Oh, seriously ill.” “Well,” said the boy, “if a horse is only just a little iil, dad gives it some FOR FLETCHER'S CASTORIA | Good loose Coffee 18c per lb., at Habel & Phillips. Worms Handicap Your Child Worms drain the strength and vitality of children, mak- ing them dull and listless. Their power to resist more se- rious diseases is reduced and energy and interest in play is lacking. Kickapoe Worm Killer is a mildly laxative re- medy in candy tablet form that children like to take. It kills and removes the worms and lets your child grow strong and healthy like other child- ren. Don’t let your child be dragged down by worms. Full directions on the box. At all druggists, 25 cents. - Pratts Baby Chick Food is great for young chicks— at Habel & Phillips. Clear Away the Waste Bowel regularity is the se- cret of good health, bright eyes, clea rcomplexions, and Dr. King’s New Life Pills are a mild and gentle laxative that regulates the bowels and re- lieves the congested intestines by removing the accumulated wastes without griping. Take a pill before retiring and that heavy head that dull spring fever feeling disappeares. Get Dr. King,s New Life Pills at your druggists25cents. CASTORIA For Infants and Children In Use For Over 30 Years | Always bears “i 77 Signature of 2 y medicine, but if it is seriously ill he sells it.” : Sacrificed Their Hats. Many years ago the master butchers of Washington market, in New York city, used to kick their hats about the market at the close of business on Sat: urday night. Under the custom in the market it was considered a slighting of the profession for any butcher not to appear behind his counter with a high hat, and it was thought bad taste if the meat seller at the end of a prosperous week failed to destroy the hat. The apprentice butchers couldn’t afford silk headgear and so used to gather up the proken hats and repair them for their own use. All Pervasive. The teacher's last question was meant to be a scientific poser. “What is that which pervades all space,” she said, “which no wall or door or other substance can shut out?” No one had an answer ready but Freddy Sharpe. “The smell of onions, miss,” he said promptly.—New York Times. A Ready Sealer. For traveling carry a8 candle with you, and when about to make a jump, as the theatrical people say, seal your bottles with it. It takes only a minute to light the candle, turn it upside down and let the tallow drip around the cork of a bottle, but it insures perfect carriage of the fluid content. Told Him Truly. “Johnnie, how do you spell nickel?” the proud father asked. “N-i-k-l1-e,”” responded Johnnie. “Phat is not the way the dictionary spells it,” said the father. «youn didn’t ask me that. You asked me how ] spelled it.” —Exchange. Heartless. “Why didn’t Rastus marry dat Coo pah gal?’ “Qh, she dun flunk at de last minute —wouldn’t lend him a collah foh t’ gi’ de license .wii.’—Boston Transcript. A slanderer and ake of deadly poison each have two tongues.—Tamll Proverb. a sn t. Their names were , Ey En TC WH RERSRRARLRLRLRLALA perienced Optometrist. done on them from others. A trial will Your Eyes-—Your Spectacles. If your eyes trouble you in any way you should have them carefully examined by a competent, ex If your SPECTACLES need changing you should use good judgment and have expert work Our methods are different in many respects Call in to see me about your Case. : "Cook's Jewelry Store. 4h FARRAR Yhith RRR FIR SRARRARSAANAS NES PRICES d roval shipped op arproval. u all about varieties, convince you 2bsolutely. Condensed r—— = os —— CITIZENS NATIONAL BANK OF MEYERSDALE, PA. At Close of Business May 1st, 1917 RESOURCES Loans and Investments...............cooeieennn. $802,589, 96 U.S. Bonds........ccc0ev cv rirnnarinacacees, 70,000.00 Banking HOUSE........covovneenener cnrancenn-nn 30,200.00 Due from Banks and Reserve Agents..... ....... 313,887.79 Cash... ... oi. a iss i tsinnsnsneninnnrinnsn 58,792.54 Total.... $1,275,470.29 LIABILITIES Capital Stock. ........coovvvie ivnnnn. ..« ne. $ 65,000.00 Surplusand Profits. ...... ..c.cooviiiininiiinnn. 146.787.88 Ciremlation .. .c:. ccairiie ceriar inline 65,000.00 Deposits ............ooee- dis via dies 998,692.41 You get two kinds of Interest at this bank PERSONAL COMPOUND We Give One and Pay the Other. Statement Total. ... $1,275,470.29 The Citizens National Bank «The Bank With The Clock With The Million" LIVE STOCK AND GRAIN Pittsburgh, Jan. 16. Butter—Prints, 421% @43c; tubs. 41@42c. Eggs—Fresh, 59c. Cattle — Prime, $10.50@11; good, $9.50@10.25; tidy butchers, $8.76@ 9.50; fair, $7.50@8.50; common, $6.50 @7.50; heifers, $5.50@9.25; common to good fat bulls, $5@8; common to good fat cows, $4@7.75; fresh cows and springers, $40@85. Sheep and Lambs—Prime wethers, $10@10.50; good mixed, $9@9.75; fair mixed, $7.560@8.50; culls and common, $450@6; heavy ewes, $5.50@8.50; spring lambs, $9.60@14.40; veal calves, $14.50@15; heavy and thin calves, $7.50@10. Hogs—Prime, $11.45@11.55; heavy mixed and ‘mediums, .$11.40@11.45; heavy Yorkers, $11.25@11.40; light Yorkers, $10.65@10.75; pigs, $10.25@ 10.40; roughs, $10@10.60; stags, $8@9. Cleveland, Jan. 16. Cattle—Choice fat steers, $9.26@ 9.50; good to choice butcher steers, $8.50@9; fair to good butcher steers, $8@8.50; common and. light steers, $6@7; choice heifers, $7.76@8; fair to good heifers,. $6.26@7.25; good to choice butcher bulls, $7@7.50; bologna bulls, $6@6.50; good to choice cows $6.756@7; fair to good cows, $5.50@6; soramon cows, $4@4.50. Calves—Good to choice, $13.60@14; fair to good, $12@13; heavy to com- mon, $6@89. Hogs—Mediums and heavies, $10.90; mixed, $10.80@10.90; Yorkers, $10.80; pigs, $9.85; roughs, $9.76; stags, $8.60 @8.76. Sheep and Lambs—Good to choice spring lambs, $13.786@14; fair to good. $183@13.50; culls and common, $9@ 11.50; “good to choice wethers, $8.50@ 9.25; good to choice ewes, $8@8.50; mixed ewes and wethers, $7.50@8: culls, $6@7. Chicago, Jan. 186. Hogs—Bulk, $10@10.80; light, $10.10 @10.80; mixed, $10.46@10.90; heavy, $10.50@10.95; roughs, $10.50@10.60; pigs, $7.86@9.75. Cattle—Native beef cattle, $7.78@ 11.80; western steers, $7.50@10; stock- ers and feeders, $5.50@8.85; cows and heifers, $4.45@10: calves, $9.76@11.25, Sheep — Wethers, $9.60@10.70; lambs, $11.60@14 15. Wheat—May, $1.84%. 9814¢c. Oats—May, B7e Corn—May, { Preparing For Patches. When making kitchen aprons leave | the strings longer and wider than is | necessary, then when a patch is needed cut off a plece of the apron’string for | this purpose. This is better than using & new piece, as the string has faded with the apron.—Mothers’ Magazine. | | | | i Coming In Qut of the Wet. « There is an amusing story by Athe- naeus which suggests the possible ori- gin of the phrase “He does not know enough to come in out of the wet.” Ac~ cording to the entertaining grammarian. referred ‘to, a town in Greece under stress of evil circumstances borrowed money from a rich man, who took as- security for the loan a mortgage on the . handsome portico which surrounded the market place. He was not an un- generous creditor, for when it rained he caused the town criers to announce- that the citizens had permission to take refuge under the colonnade. Strangers visiting the town who fafl- ed to have the matter properly explain- ed to them were so impressed by the-! extraordinary circumstances that they spread abroad the report that the peo- ple were so stupid that they had to be- told when to come in out of the wet. Early Insurance. 4 William Gibbons of London is said. to have been the first man to have his Hfe insured. On June 18, 1853, he- signed a contract with eight men by | the terms of which he was to have his- life insured for £283 for one year for 8- per cent of this amount. In 185% a resident of a Connecticut city was: | traveling in England and became in-' terested in the workings of accident. insurance for travelers. So he came-, home and promoted the first accident: insurance company in this country. His first client was a resident of Hart- » ford, whom he insured for $5,000- against injury in his stroll from the- postoffice to his home. Marine insur- ance goes back to the early part of the- fourteenth century and comes from Belgium. Curious Death Custom In Fiji. . The Fijians believe that in case ®. marriageable youth or maiden dies without having gone through with the elaborate nuptial knot tying ceremony ' of the islands his or her soul is doom- ed to wander about forever in an in- Series fs region between heaven and: d When any one dies—man, woman of child—a whale’s tooth is placed in the hand of the corpse, the missile to be thrown at the tree which stands as a guidepost to point out the road that leads to heaven ang the one that leads to hell. —London Mail. It Was Going Toe. Bill-Where are you off to? 1 Jill — I'm going 4 e jewelers, > downtown te th “What for?" “To have my watch fixed.” “Isn’t your watch going?” “Sure! I'm taking it al me.” —St. Louis P v yy slong. 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