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Customer—What are those four lit- tle holes?” Salesman—H’'m—it is known, too, madam, that the rug was in her sew- ing room, and that is where the sew- ing machine stood. THE BEST BEAUTY DOCTOR #s Cuticura for Purifying and Beauti. fying the Skin—Trlal Free. For cleansing, purifying and beauti- ' fying the complexion, hands and hair, Cuticura Soap with touches of Cutl- cura Ointment now and then afford the most effective preparations at the mini. mum of cost. No massaging, steaming creaming, or waste of time, Free sample each by mail ‘with Book. * Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L, ~ Boston. Sod everywhere adv. Ae in the States," nid d an American’ ona ‘holiday in Ros- mmon. “TH tell you,” said the Yankee, “about a hen my mother had. She went out one day and ate a feed of corn and returned and Taid twelve eggs. She went out the next day and ate a feed of corn and laid twelve , more eggs. She went out the third day and returned and laid twelve more eggs. She went out the fourth day and hatched seventy-two chicks out of thirty-two eggs. Now that is the kind of hen we have in the States.” “Well,” said Pat. “I'll tell you about a half-blind hen my mother had. She ate a feed of sawdust, thinking it was oatmeal. She went fo her nest and laid a plank twelve feet long. Again on the third day she ate more sSaw- dust gnd laid another twelve-foot plank, She sat on the three planks and hatched three kitchen chairs, a sofa; one table an’ a mahogany “chest of drawers. Now,” said Pat, with a twinkle in his eye, “that is the kind of hen we have in Roscommon.”— Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. Another Paradox. “What is the greatest spur to your ambition?” she. asked of the young artist, “The checks I get for my sales,” he answered without a quiver. Sad. Worm—Why so gloomy, old chap? Locust—My sweetheart’s away on a ' seventeen-year visit, To share a thing with a friend is to add to its weight substance, ‘In buying a home and taking a wife shut your eyes. She answer to the Health ~ Question often lies ina change of table drink 5 troop ship, was sunk’ recently WILL SPEED UP FOOD CONTROL Big Appropriation . for Survey to Pass Both Houses Immediately TO SELL FERTILIZER AT COST Persistent Rumors of a Crisis in Gov- ernmental ‘Quarters Continue to Come From Germany -— New Peace Offer to be Made. Washington, D. C.—To make avall- able "quickly an appropriation for a food survey, the department of agri culture asked, and the Senate and House agricultural committees agreed, to have the administration food con- trol legislation re-introduced in Con- gress in separate -bills. One meas- ure, expected to pass without delay, will carry a $25,000,000 appropriation for the survey and will provide for enlarging the department's staff to permit supervision of seeding® opera: tions; another will include provisions for licensing and controlling storage and distributing concerns. Appropriation of $10,000,000 for purchase by the government of ni trates for fertilizing purposes and their distribution at cost to farmers of the Atlantic seaboard would be authorized by a bill passed by the Senate, 52 to 8. Another Peace Offer. The Hague.— Dr. Von Bethmann: Hollweg, German imperial chancellor, will make another peace offer in the Reichstag, according to an announce ment made by the Berliner Tage: *blatt. “The world will be astonished by the moderation of the German peace terms,” said the General An zieger of Dusseldorf, Germany. 3 ’ ——— ee ete ® Rumors of Crisis in Germany. Amsterdam.— The Weser Zeitung of Bremen reports that Berlin is filled with rumors of a crisis in high government quarters. The newspa per says that demands are being made that a strong man be placed al the helm of the state. An orderly Socialist May day procession was held. Banners carried by the march ers bore inscriptions calling for peace and the maintenance of Hol land’s neutrality. Troop Ship Is Sunk. London.—The\ Peninsular: & Orien | tal Line steamship Ballarat of 11,12 German; submarine. ~All were. saved. The Ballarat Was Carry. ing troops from Australia to England The soldiers were rescued by British ~ Coal Boat Burned. Sandusky, O.—That the boat which burned in Lake Erie off East Sister Island was the steamer Case of Windsor, Ont., and was bound for De troit from Cleveland with 2,000 tons of coal, became known when the ened many times by wind and wave, succeeded in landing the captain and crew of seven men at the United States life saving station at Marble head. : Steel Plant Soon Readys Baltimore.—Charles M. Schwab an nounced that the great tin plate mills the Bethlehem Steel Company is building here will be ready July 1, and that the steel plate mills will be ready August 1. Mr. Schwab said the problem of his corporation is labor, and that the scarcity of it had re tarded some of his improvements. U. 8. May Operate Bakery. ‘Chicago.—Intervention ‘by the gov: ernment in the bakers’ strike is he lieved to be imminent. It was re ported that federal authorities were prepared to at once take over one of the largest bakeries in the city and operate it. Postpone Schoo! Openings. Washington. — Suggestion that all school openings next fall be post: poned several weeks to permit girls and boys to work on farms and in food producing establishments was made to the. House agriculture com: mittee, by Secretary Houston. U. 8. to Ask Miners to Stick. ~ Washington.—Anthracite operators told the federal trade commission that the price of their product dur Ling the war will depend largely upon whether miners are exempted from military service, and upon the sup- : ply. of cars available for transporta- tion from the mines. They urged if that thes government notify miners {that they will serve their country- as effectually by sticking to their picks as by going into trenches. Allles Get Liners. Washington, D. C.—The Hamburg: American liners Portenia and Clara Mennig at New York have been #t turned over by the American govern: ment for use of the Entente allies. One ship will go to France and the “1 sther to Italy. Lexington, Ky-~—A tornado swept shrough western Kentucky, damaging *esidences and small buildings in sev- sral towns and ruining crops. The lamage is estimated at more than "100,000. torpedo boat destroyers and trawlers coast guard, after having been threat’ | township, KEYSTONE BRIEFS] i Dr. J. Leonard Levy, a prominent Jewish rabbi, of Pittsburgh, is dead. Will J. Erwood of Philadelphia was elected president of the Pennsylvania Spiritualist Association. The ice company supplying Con- nellsville threatens to raise the price of ice to consumers. 2 M. H. Stevenson of Pittsburgh, was re-elected president of the Western Pennsylvania Historical society. The voters of Monaca deteated the proposition to issue $25,000 of water works. bonds. : ¢ Frank McMichael, 61 years'old, a retired newspaper man, dfeq at Greensburg. | Andrew Carnegie has resigned as trustee ‘of the Mary E. Schenley es- = tate in Pittsburgh.. _ McKeesport is closing a successtul campaign to raise $300, 000 for its Y. v2 M. C. A. ie uke > Miss Ida Winslow, 19, and Gladys| | oi . Richter, 4, we refatally burned by their | » clothing catching fire at Connellsville. : Brewers of Lebanon have announced - that an increase in the: price of beer of $1 a barrel will go into effect May 1.| : Connellsville bakers have announced Ne that they will sell former 5 cent loaves | : at 10 cents and the 10 cent size at 15} i cents. 4 The burning of the de )artment store ~ of Clarence Sassco and the Palace the-| - ater in Hazelton caused a loss of $200,000. Dr. V. }. VanKirk of Pittsburgh | Ten was appointed a first lieutenant in| > the medical corps and assigned to the first field hospital. Plumbers, steamfitters, tinsmiths and sheet metal workers of Shamokin who had been on strike since April 1, were granted a 20 per cent. increase in wages and a 9-hour work day. . Plans are under way along the main line of the Pennsylvania Rail- road for painting grade crossing gates in accordance with instructions from the Board of Public Utilities. + Mrs. Robert Sweeney, of New York, who also maintains a fiome in Scran- ton, was robbed of a handbag contain- » ing jewels valued at $12,000 at the a Lackawanna station at Scranton. . One “wheatless day” a week is be- ing urged by a group of women in| A Franklin, with a view to conserving i the wheat supply. The substitution of cornbread is urged. - Twenty Yale students are coming a to Uniontown from New Haven on} ‘May 10 to take up aviation under De‘} ‘Lloyd Thompson, who is do instruct 11. 3 ‘the racing drivers in’ fying! =~. Rl i The Carnegie Hero Fund Commis- | Eat ho na > sion have 2. awarded 21 bronze ® medals uel, r cases were I 2 FAS The Savasn ‘Senate bill increasing ‘the salaries of the referees in com, pensation from $2,500 to $5,000 per year was aprpoved by Gov: Brum, baugh. 3 Plans have been ‘made for a meeting fof an international conference on for- estry and conservation to be held in| Pittsburgh June 21 to 23. The leading | foresters of the United States and Canada will attend. Chief of police of Harrisburg ‘has put a ban on all carnivals. If com- pelled by court order to permit them, | | he says he will tax them $166 for the | first day and $25 for each additional ay. » sot Francis Lucey, aged 101, died ab| his home on a farm in Cranberry Butler county. He was born in County Tyrone, Ireland, and lived for many years in Cranberry township. 2 The Public Service: Commission re- ceived complaint from residents of Erie against increases made in the rates for natural and manufactured A : Suits, $15 to $28. TA Full Value in Every v vii Oppenheimer Suit Bl Oppenheimer Clothes give you style, plenty 4} of it. But that is not all, they give you per- fect fit and long wear. More: value. You expect all of these thin you buy a suit. WHOLESALE EXCLUSIVELY | 115-123 Seventh Street, Pittsburgh, Pa. ey 7 ghvs Jou "You get them all when you choose Oppenheimer Clothes. Spring models are now being shown by leading dealers. Trousers. $2 to $6. Kah cM. OPPENHEIMER» @ CO. : s when gas on the part of utility companies operating in that district. David H. Singer, teacher of the Florin grammar school, will, in a few days, close his forty-third term at teaching. He taught thirty-seven years in Mount Joy township and six ‘years in Rapho. Pleading the urgent havssaity of ‘arm work obtained the releases of 1 number of jurors from court duty Stamps ‘Spread Disease. Experiments in the laboratories of the University of Pennsylvania es- tablish the fact that postage stamps do carry germs, and may therefore be classed as a disease-spreading dan- ger. In 48 tests out of a total of 505 bacteria were found. The fact that it Beaver when the new panel of 50 4 lurymen reported in common pleas court. Judge George A. Baldwin sranted the request for the releuse >f the jurors. Two men are dead, three others are suffering from stab and gunshot wounds, and others were hurt in a factional fight between Italians in a woods’ near Smyerstown. The fight J is believed to have been the sequel to the dynamiting of the residence and store of Sam Cabrise at Smyerstown. The dead are Charles Carno,”Smyersr town, and Guisseppe Fotisguino. : An attempt was made by unknown persons to set fire to the plant of the Westmoreland Chemical and Col or Company at New Castle. ‘An old tea kettle filled with oil-soaked waste was hung on the wall of the plant: The plant is of frame construction stroyed. The blazing kettle was dis- covered by a watchman. The Pittsburgh Chapter of the American Red Cross has 65,000 mem- bers, more than any other single chap: ter in the National Red Cross organ. ization. Two months ago the number of members was only 1,000. Control of the Wheeling & Lake Erie railroad has passed into the hands of Rockefeller interests. The road has ‘been purchased in behalf of the Western Maryland Railroad company, owned by Rockefeller inter- asts, and it is understood that the Western Maryland plans to use the Wheeling & Lake Erie in linking up a Waghingion and Chicago line. and would have been speedily de-| in only two cases were the germs of a malignant type does not lessen in any degree the danger that lurks in wetting the gum with the tongue. “Meticulous.” The use of the word “meticulous” in the sense of “particular,” may be un- derstood by the following definitions, which we quote in answer to a re- quest for the citation of authorities: Century Dictionary, “timid; over-cere- ful;” New Standard, “over-cautious;” Oxford Concise, “over-scrupulous about minute details.” The word is from the Latin “meticulosus,” “ful of fear,” the detivation being fram ‘metus,” “fear.” Abuse of Pension System. Abuse of the pension system is {l- lustrired by the Bostonian who dis- covered, in a distant New England town, a former townsman and police- man in a new uniform; walking a heat. “How is this?” asked the visit- r. “I thought you were on the Bos- ton force.” “Oh,” exclaimed the trans: planted. policeman, “you see I’m pen- sioned by Boston, so I moved. Now I'm working here.” A —————————— Hair Was Seldom. A neighbor's child, three, had never before noticed that her uncle had a bald spot on his head. On the occa- sion of a recent call she said: “Ob, hair.” Uncle Frank, you have a hole in your Not Product of Nature. : .The natural products of the Arabi an deserts and other oriental regions which bear the name of manna have not the qualities of the manna of the Bible which the Israelites fed upon for 40 years until they got the new corn of the land of Canaan. The manna of the Scriptures may be regarded as wholly miraculous and not in any re- spect a product of nature. Wise Farmer. A farmer, being at the point of dean, called his sons to his bedside and said: “There is a great treasure hid in one of my vineyards.” The sons, after his death, carefully dug over every portion of their land. They found no treasure, but the vines repaid their labor by an extraordinary and superabundant crop. —JIsop’s Fables. Wealth in Alaskan Waters. Nearly all Alaskan waters teem with herring, whose value as a food fish is Just beginning to be recognized ir those parts. Important in Alaskan fisheries is the whaling industry. The species of whale most common are the hump-back, fin-back, sulphur-botiom and sperm. The sperm whale is plen- tiful about Resurrection bay and Cook inlet waters. A good-sized sperm whale is worth about $3,000. The great Alaska salmon industry is the most important industry in Alaska next to mining. Good Advice Wasted. The Life Extension institute issues a statement advising girls and young women to go to bed early every night, to shun cake and in no circumstances to eat ice cream. They will be glad to follow this advice, beginning on the ne day they stop talking about es.—New York Herald. | elo first.—Per Wanted Joy Distributed. Marion was given a beautiful ring Christmas eve. She was overjoyed, but changed it from one finger to the other all evening. No one noticed it that evening, but she kept it up the next morning. Her mother, fearing Marion would lose the ring, said: “Why don’t you put your ring on one finger and keep it there, Marion?” “Well, I don't like to be mean. When I keep it on one finger I pity the othe ers.” Her Object. Little Miss Sarah went calling the other day with her mother. At one home the hostess’ little daughter gath- ered all of her toys into her lap and sat in her little chair holding them. “Why, La Rue,” rebuked her mother, “put down your toys so Sarah can play with them.” “I am just holding them, mamma, SO Sarah. can have more room to play.” Grecian Dolls. As one might expect, the little Greek girls had beautiful dolls. They were made of clay and wax and decorated with bright colors. They had beautiful garments which could be put on and taken off at will, and some of them were made to represent the gods and heroes so much revered by the people. They were not stiff creatures, but hac movable limbs. ‘Not a Chance In the Worn. “A good husband ought to tell his wife all his faults,” is the advice given husbands of more or less doubtful status by a Milwaukee authority on domesticity. But the average husband will have to be very, very quick about it or the aver wife will tell him 1sylvania Grit, 2 Got