erm, « THE MEYERSDALE COMMERCIAL, MEYERSDALE, PA. ———————— MEYERSDALE COMMERCIAL PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY AT MEYERSDALE, PA. R. M. SWISHER, Editor. $1.25 hen paid strictly in advance ho 1 $1.50 When not paid in advance Entered at the postoffice at Meyers- dale, Pa. as second class mail matter. SIAN nr Wr SNe = re rt NN Nt Nl Nt” rrr MISCHIEF AGAIN IN MEXICO EE. Carranza has a genius for malevo- gence. That Latin soul is ghot through with poisonous intent toward the United States. His address to neu- gral nations suggesting that peace pleas be directed to the nationg at wrar and that if these pleas fail a neu. gral league of all non-belligerents be -formed to withdraw from trade rela- gions with the belligerents will be .gvith more interest in London and Par- gg than it was in ‘Washington—aund st was read with considerable exas- eration there. : This purring Latin feilue, carran- #a, suggests in brief, that Mexico feels it a duty to humanity at leasg to consider an embargo upon exports to warring nations. That suggestion has to do with the Tampico oil fields. The British and ghe French have been depending upon .g¢he Tampico oil supply. Qur own army officers say that the question of supremacy in the air may depend up- on these Mexican wells. Aeroplanes are the eyes of the big guns and if the alied powers through air supremacy can blind the Germans _and keep their own vision they may gain important results in the coming operations. It is expent army opin- be difficult to exaggerate the value of the Tampico fields to the allies. If Carranza puts an embargo on oil he may put the United States in a peck of trouble, which is probably Lis purpose. Certainly the only thing that would prevent Great Britain ind France from taking charge of the Mexican oil regions and keeping them open—with so much depending upon this supply—would be unwillingness to antagonize the United States. i That unwillingness might not serve | The emergency might be so compel- ling that the British and French would act or ask us to act. Our alternative might, be to permit the French and British to keep this trade open of to keep it open ourselves—to surren ier the Monroe Doctrine or to serve tie allies. T4 r relations with Germany were 1u 1 1 n ( don We t ¥ 1 € k and fa hh 1 Ss Years. We 1 rol relati with Germany and it 4 y our f ) to go to war against her. Germany would be indifferent to her own in- * terests if she did not cause as much trouble as possible in our immediate vicinity. It would be a German obli- gation to make the disordered spots of North America more disordered and thus to divert American activities. There is a rebellion now in Cuba. We are having trouble inHaiti and Santo Domingo. If our whole south- ern border breaks out in disorder we shall have a situation which will teep our hands full for some time. Carranza is willing to be an instru- ment of such a purpose. He is the creation of the United States, created for our own embarrassment and trouble, TAFT ON CONSCRIPTION ‘What would be our position today if the English navy were not betw=en 118 and Germany. And what would our position be in the future if the army of Germany and the navy of England were headed toward America to carcve out a few rich provinces controlling our. best ports, our richest coal ssa fron mines and our most valuable means of transportation? President Taft, head of the most powerful peace organization in the world, advoca’es universal milifay conscription te teach our native young men respect for authority and to teach our ne—vly created citizens loyaltty. Mr. Taft kncws that with our weakness reveal- ed as it is today the sentiment of the reople would support and enforce a univesal conscrip ion based upon as- | surances that the youth of military age in al' sections of the land, nd from all classes of homes must Her- form their part. But congress wheez- es and dallies. The Way of the World. It is now considered good form to join the Booster Club, and then if a man comes into town in the same line of business you are in, lie about him and drive him out of town. A little truth goes a long way—if it ig stretched. : ! of success in keeping supplies from i i it would | © : fon in the United States nat jf | from them—from European neutra:s ———— NO WAR OVER TRIFLES If the United State was determin- ed to go to war with Germany, whizh it is not, no difficulty would be exper- ienced in finding a cause that can be be justified before the world and in the American conscience. There is no necessity, it i folly, to magnify such incidents as the reported request of German authorities that Brand Whit- lock removed the Stars and Stripes from his residence in Brussels. Nr. Whitlock has no official standing in the occupied parts of Belgium, and no right which the Germans are bound to respect to fly our national emblem over his house there. As United States minister to the government of Belgium his post is at Havre, France, the seat of that government. On Belgian soil occupied by Germany he is a private citizen. The German reguest that he haul down Old Glory was in bal taste, but nothing more. Even though it were intended as .n affront to us we cannot regard it ss that It is well to keep these facts in mind. If Americans “get their dander up” over trifles of which the govern- ment can take no cognizance the re- guilt of their disappointment over non- action at Washington will be indiffer- ence when a geuine act of war is com- mited by Germany. That would be badyfor our country. It is important that our people learn to appraise in their just proportions the offensive acts that menace our peace. EFFECT OF GER- MANY'S CAMPAIGN While the new submarine campaign must prove futile as a means of bring- ing the Entente Allies to their knees, it is having a considerable measure also. The sudden reduction of ocean- going toinnage has left the Eastern seaboard terminals of railroads choked with loaded freight cars that cannot be moved, Until ships can be found to take the goods fresh consignments to Atlantic ports will be refused by Western roads. That wag the deci- gion arrived at by a conference of rail- road officials and representatives cof the Interstate Commerce Commission yesterday. It is only a “gentleman's agreement” but it is ofen and the fact | that it has the sanction of the Con | ‘mission tine freight congestion. | i{ere we have virtually an embargo on American foreign commerce im- posed by Germany. It is not complete by any means, but it is effective | enough to interfere seriously with our domestic business also. In fact, the ed railroad ry or twt 50-car lour and grain from Minaen, peli’ daily to wants Pittsburg, Philadelphia, New York and New Iingland cit'es, and all empty car will be sreeded West ‘for such use as | can be made of them. For this at tention to our home wants the people should be thankful, but it will not help eins of relisve the of { at all to remove ithe cause of the des- | | i | , and $10.50 in the Glad New Spring. "Tis the wounded bird that flutters— Let her flutter. perate situation that hos confronted them. That cause can be overco ne only by co-operation of the gove:rn- ment with American shipping inter ests which have been driven off certain seas by the German submarine mance. If some innocent Mexican or Ger- man or Frenchman or Japaese were to publish a story to the effect that congress is appropriating a large sum of money to prevent riots during the ceremony of inaugurating a simple Democratic president we would heave bricks at him, deride his ignorance or condemn his maice, and altogether fail to understs nd how such stupid no- tions concerning us could get abroad Yet such a story might easily be drawn from the highest authority, the Congressional Record. The bill indicates the seriousness of | j chimneys to provide funds for the inaugurattion ig entitled “A joint resolution to pro- vide for the maintenance of public or. | der and the protection of life and rroperty in connection with the presi- dential inaugural ceremonies in 1917.” Wtat would you make out of that if you were a stranger to our manners and customs? | The young lady was advised (hon! estly we believe) that she had better | take two pairs of the shoes she liked at the bargain price of $14.50 per pair. Sheces were going higher and she would not be able to get the same! kind later at the same price. Shoes which a few seasons ago were $2.50 and $3.5, the salesman said, are now $7.50. These, however, contain some leather. What knocked your eye cut entirely was when he declared that cloth tops, containing only about | enough leather to make a harness for | a grasshopper, will be gelling for $10 He who calls all men fools is right | in one instance. ! & het oguize . the naa was quiic 0 NL Louis in its cari) Laclede, who founded it iu tovaily called it after his French sovereign, Louis XV. But the people of the other villages up and down the Mississippi and along the Ohio and the Wabash derisively nicknamed it Pain Court. It appears that the French settlers of St. Louis neglected agriculture and devoted near- ly all their time to hunting and trap- ping and trading with tbe Indians. On this account and because a considera- ble garrison was maintained at the fort provisions were scarcer and high- er priced than they were in the other villages. The people of the latter, who frequently went there to trade, took note of this, especially the high price and scarcity of bread, and dubbed the place Pain Court, which in French signifies short or scant bread. — Ex- change. ii b 14 —— Drier Than the Camel.’ : The “wild cow” of Arabia, in \ ty an antelope, the Beatrix oryx, is said rever to drink, which is probably correct, for unless these animals can descend the wells they can find no drinking water for ten months in the year. There is no surface water, and rain falls but precariously during the winter. Only once during my journey did I find a pool of rain water, caught in a hollow rock, and even this I should have passed by without know- ing of its existence had not my camels sniffed it from a distance and obsti- nately refused to be turned from going in that direction. These antelopes, however, are provided by nature with a curious food supply. especially de- signed as a {hirst quencher. parasite which grows on the roots of the desert bushes’ and forms a loug spandix full of water and juice. The antelope dig deep holes in the sand ju order to get at these.—Wide World Magazine, John Bull. For many gererations England’ has been picknamed *John Bull.” ‘John Bull” means beefy, brawny and ob- stinate, It is a popuiar personifica- tiou of the Evglich people. He is rep- reseiited »s a bluff, corpulent, irascible old feliow, clad in leather breeches and top boots and carrying a steut oaken cudgel. The nickname is derived from Dr. Arbuthnot’'s satire entitled ‘‘The History of Joun Bull.” a political sKit ou the subject of the Spanish succes- sion, first pubiished in 1712 and after- ward reprinted complete in Pope's “Miscellany” in 1728. Arbuthnot thus describes John Bull: i hie was an honest, plain lealinge fel.ow, ¢h bold and of Very apt to ‘In the ma roric, very inco ut ot per. jaariel 3 1 gs, especial Ito gov gir { govern him. ‘ Nii to} i § yi von wight lead hif¥ as a. Give iansas City Star. Chimneys. ain vu the but the : d had openings in the siGe. the tan being roofed over It was about !:.¢ iiitcenth century that masons began to build chimneys that extended above the roof of the house ngs fix to the ‘and to leave the top of the chimney uncovered. Granulated Butter. The Chinese preserve their eggs in- definitely by drying them, the yolks and whites being first separated and then each reduced to powder by evaporation. In India butter is treated in much the same way, so that it never becomes stale and may be kept fresh for a hun- dred years. The butter is boiled till all the water and curds are got rid of and nothing remains but clear oil. When the oil cools into a solid it is granulated and in this form will re- main fresh indefinitely. This is what they call ghee, and ghee is nothing more or less than dried butter. Couldn’t Fool Him Twice. The manager of Kildem's great me- nagerie had induced all the crowd to become patrons except one individual, who stood gazing up at him with mouth agape. “Right in this way. sir, if you wish to see some. deer stalking!” shouted i the animal king. “No fear. lad.” came the reply. *1 was in yesterday. and none of ‘em ssi a bloomin® word.” — London Mail. Just Had to Grow. “Why are American men taller than most races?” “It's a case of evolution.” “Huh?” . “We bad to grow to reach these strect car straps.” - Louisville Courier- Journal. Nothing Particular. Mrs. Benham— What sort of looking woman is she? Beuham—Oh, I don't know. She has one of those standard faces, with mouth. nose, eyes. etc.— Chicago Herald. Real Love. The Girl—De¢ you really love me, or do you only think so? The Boy—Oh, I really love you! [I haven't thought a deuced thing about it!'—Exchange. Deliberate with caution, but act with decision; yield with graciousness or oppose with firmness. This is a NULLS FROM Hick SCHOOL —~ EDITOR Lenore Collins "7. ASSISTANT EDITOR i Gregg Darrow REPORTERS Margaret Opel "17. Margaret Wilson 17. Clara Rowe '18. Lydia Glessner "19. Vincent Saylor "20. Claude Brant "20. STENOGRAPHER Margaret Damico "8 | 17 oe 1 Mr. Weaver tells us that a person under twenty-one years of age ig con- sidered an infant and‘can not be held to a contract then cites an example, uing himself and asks ug whether he ip Hable. We would like to know how old he 18? A larger seat will have to be plaved in room 10, for Lenora Collins ag Mr. Weaver found her occupying half ot Fred Groft’s. Olin Wiland drew a map entitled *Map of the Lady of the Lake.” She. sure was some map. | On Valentine's Day, Harvey was seen giving a Valentine to Olive. | On Friday night of last week, the” Junior girls entertained the boys of their class at a Valentine party at the home of Mary Conrad. The first part of the evening was spent in play- ing games and music after which the “crowd” marched to the dining roon | where a sumptous lunch was served, The tables were prettily decorated with large hearts and cupids, the col- or scheme being maroon and white, tbe class colors. The party ended with singing the class song and giv- ing the yell. | Norman Suder seems to be Beck’s right-hand man. Irwin Gress was absent Friday af- ternoon. Norman said he was taking a beauty nap for the “feed” but he must have overslept as he faided to appear at the “feed.” Clara Bittner was gladly welcomed back at school Monday after a week’s absence. William Irwin lost his best friend for a while Thursday afternoon, as she was promoted to a front seat for talking to him. Vanied a od gmard:—As Olin Wiland and Eunice Darrow have he- com rory © firiands In arplying | position ¢ Gecrze May and | Harry Deal : Maregar H 1 kad Miss Bact We f We 1 i t f r tie I £ 1 on Mcon or ¥ WY ask Ol'n Wiland. William Keegan told one of the Freshman girls that nothing could make him greener than he was. Delmer Wense' makes a practice of openinz other peoples shoe laces. 1 wonder what pleasure he finds in it. | If anybody has a watch that needs repairing bring it to Robert Blake. Office hours last period cn Wednesdey in Room 10. Eunice Darrah says, “I guess I will have to join the “Old Maid Society” since Wiiliam Keegan has turned hachelor.” : Funice Darrah is selling chalk pills, which are quite likely good for any- thing. Wanted—suggestions for relieving the congested conditions of the Junior Row between bells, or reducing the size of feet. This would be one means of attaining the end. Miss Broadhead gave a lecture to those who stand at the drug store and driiXi sodas all day. William Keegan is always in favor of good movements. Oscar Austin wants to know the dit- ference between a shep-herd and a chaperone. Miss Brodhead—“Name a seed that has a wing on both sides.” John Robertson—“A butterfly.” Miss Beck—‘What tense is that verb in?” Joseph Robertson—“Neuter.” PALEREBRUEMRAROR (OCHS ER Ohildren Cif FOR ZIETLPER CASBTOF STIFF, SORE MUSCLES RELIEVED Cramped muscles or soreness foll rw- ing a cold or case of grippe are eased and relieved by an application - of Sloan’s Liniment. Does not stain tne skin or clog the pores like mussy ointmént or plasters and penetrates quickly without rubbing. Limber up your muscles after exercise, drive out the pains and aches of rheumatism, neuralgia, lumbago, strains, spral.s and bruises with Sloan’s Linimeat. Get a bottle to-day. 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This store is just the right place for it; you’ll get Hart, Schaffner & Marx Clothes, and an exact fit. Varsity Fiffy Five suits; in other models for other All wool, best of tailoring, correct style and fit. I CT MA TH I TNE SII CW 57 FTG ra ATER OOBAARERI AAA ROR i in the goods; the maker's Hartley & Baldwin Meyersdale, Pa. Oo How to keep your money safe from thieves is a problem that was solved by the inhabitants of Uap, in the Caro- line islands, when they devised a cur rency too heavy for burglars to carr) away. The money used by the natives is in the form of huge wheels of stone. weighing as much as 500 pounds and roughly shaped in the form of a grind- stone. A large hole in the center is a feature of the Uap money. Even the clam shell pennies are perforated. The stones are used for large purchases only. If an islander becomes wealthy enough to purchase a pig he must part with a 500 pound circular stone, but if he is required to deliver it for any dis- tance the pork is well earned.—Ameri- can Boy. Breaking on the Wheel. In medieval days “breaking on the wheel,” a most barbarous meade of in- flicting capital punishment was often used in France and Germany. It con- sisted of stretching the victim upon a wheel or upon a wooden frame in the shape of St. Andrew’s cross and then | breaking his limbs by blows frem iron | bars. The sufferer was then left to | ate slowly from fear, thirst and ex- haustion. ~ > —— © “Just Livin’ Along” Frank I. Santon of the Atlanta: | Constitutior is one of the best known: ‘newspaper en in America. Likewise | he is one of America’s sweetest poets. {One of his dainty lyrics is entitled: | “Just Livin’ Along.” It is a song of | optimism. It embodies a philosophy | which might be adopted with profit by all men and women. | Let us be thankful that we're just | livin’ along. Life, joyous, jubilant, vital and thrilling, is all about us. Birds, beasts, | plants ana flowers live and love and | pass to the great change. Indeed, is there anytting other or | greater than life in its myriad mani- | festations? It doesn’t much matter | how we designate the forms and as- pects of being. Let us be thankful that we're just livin’ along. We shall con- | tinue to live. Al frettings will not affect that fact, though they may hurry us to other con- { ditions, hurry us more swiftly to a new plane of existence. | But let us join in the song of: the op- | timist and be happy forever that we | are just livin’ along.—Dayton Herald. ee a our worries and:’ | .oca Mrs. D. with friend Feeding bel & Phil Born to Saturday F Mrs. Ste visitor Tht Ceresota at Habel & Miss Biz week in B B. J L tor in New week. Mrs. Ma Miss Marg visitors 8 Lake He kegs for $§ Mr, and iy, spent S stone Junc A mess: moving pi Miss He ter, spent friends in Mr. and Miss Jenn in Salisbus Misg Ka ted relativ duing the Fresh se fat Norwa lips. Miss Gl ‘on Monda, and friend Mrs. Ha a few da ting relat Misses Reber of the Blake Mr. anc ed the fu Salisbury N. E. 1 lins depa for a busi Mrs. Jc W. Va, is parents, I Miss Ke the past Mrs. E.d AL. S¢ the Coma and Mon boro. Sawmil Outfit re See H. P Pa. Mrs. Id erset Hig Sunday I Main str Mrs. D . Wednesd; home on norn. of We hax garden s farmer fr they wor A num tended a Mrs. Cha Thursday Miss | tertained home on W.ednesd Mrs. F © Miss The . town, w and frie: Please: tent flou Phillips. Miss 1 Meyersd: spent Sa atives a Mr. az and dau Rockwoo day with Oscar ing the relatives for Detr ployed. Mrs. | been vis! M. A. R turned t day evel Mrs. Isville, week he Livengot Broadwa A dan hall on | would e Ed. M pleasant day. Pratts $1.26 pa your he &—10¢ at Habe