tse SE RRA TE MA ® - FA RR hat hte EEA pe —————— WITHOUT FOOD SIX WEEKS. Farm Hands Discover Emaciated Man In Straw Stack In Michigan. Escanaba. Mich.—That he had re- mained more than six weeks in a straw stack without anything to eat was the story told by Charles Kow- bowski, who is being nursed back to health at the Delta county almshouse. Emaciated. the mere shadow of § man, Kowbowski was uncovered by men who were working on a farm near Gladstone. 4 Kowbowski, who is of German Pol- ish birth. came to this country two years ago. He has worked in various cities of the upper pepinsula, but he could not find steady employment. When he reached Isabella® his shoes were worn out and his feet were sore. He was also weak from hunger when he came upon the straw stack, which | he decided to make his home. He does not remember all the details of his long stay in the stack. He says he re- members going out three times to get a drink of water, but that he had noth- ing to eat. He lost the power of swallowing, and liquid food had to be given to him: by artificial means. The power to swallow has now returned and with it strength to tell of his suffering. GOOSERONE PROPHECIES. Maine Prognosticator Issues Some In- teresting Winter Weather Talk. ¥ HONOR FOR NEW BRITISH OFFICIAL H. L. Samuel First Professing Jew to Ba Home Secretary. — NOT A STRANGER IN OFFIGE Successor of Sir John Simon Spent Four Years In Home Department as Parliamentary Undersecretary of State—Is Jot Only Member of His Creed In Cabinet. » London.— Kor the first time in her his- tory of nearly 2,000 years England has a professing Jew in the role of prin- cipal secretary of state to the crown. True. Benjamin Disraeli attained the dignity of premier and died as the Earl of Beaconsfield. But he was a member of the Church of England. like his father before him, whereas Herbert Lewis Samuel. who recently succeeded Sir John Simon as secretary of state for the home department, has remain- ed a strict adherent to the faith of his THOSE IN THE COUNTY RECENTLY MARRIED ® Josiah D. Long, son of Mr, and Mrs. Daniel E. Long of Stoyestown, and Miss Agnes Irene Ringuer, of Salis- bury were married at St. Paul's by Rev. L. Nevin Wilson. Orie Berkebile, son of Mr, and Mrs. Joshua Berkebile of Stoyestown, and Miss Pearle Comp of Mann's Choice, Berford county, were married at Hooversville by the Rev. M. Martin Houser. Ira J. Naugle, son of Mr. and Mrs. John W. Naugle and Mrs, Edith Mae Smith, daughiter of Mr. and Mrs. Ephraim Bowman, both of Paint town- ship, were married at St. Thomas by Justice of tHe Peace Kore Kaufman. Harry A. Shoemaker, son of Mr. and Mrs, Jeremiah Shumaker, and Miss Elizabeth S. Menhorn, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Henry Menhorn, both of Elk- Lick township, were married at the parsonage of St. aul’'s Reformed Church, Somerset, by the Rev. Edgar F. Hoffmeier, Charles A. Ashe son of Mr. and Mrs. Lavan Ashe of Jenner township and Miss Bessie G. Moore, daughter of Mr. and Mrs, Cyrus Moore of Somerset by the Rev. S. X. Buckner, pastor of the Somerset Christian church. Passadumkeag, Me.—I'rofessor C. M. | Anderson, Passadumkeag's famous goosebone meteorologist and prognosti- | cator. has completed his investigations | of thi: rears weather. He says! “The winter will be cold and very windy. There will be frequent storms of wind and snow, frizhtful storms along both sen fronts and over many parts of the world. Snow will lie until late in the spring, which will be very late. The summer will be hot, with great electrical storms. There will be great earthquakes and volcanic erup- tions. “The disturbances now among’ the inhabitants of the earth are, as a mat- ter of fact. only a small depression at present. The real music will be in full swing in 1918, when it will reach its climax.” ANGIENT SEED BRINGS UP A LARGE SQUASH Had Been Sealed Up in Room "by Cliff Dwellers, | Los Angeles.—Rivaling the discov- ery of the Aztec bean nearly fifteen years ago, seed has been found in the ! prehistoric cliff dwellings of Arizona, , along the Verde river, that has been } planted and has grown into a huge green, extremely warty squash, which has been named the “Aztec.” The squash was grown from a seed hun- dreds—perhaps a thousand—years old and in the Verde country is considered a wonder of the age. The discovery was made by John G. Allen of Cherry, Ariz, and in a most novel manner. Allen was fishing along one of the tributary creeks of the Verde, and his skill with the rod seem- ingly failing him, he decided to see if he could not make his trip a profitable one by hunting the ruins for pottery left by some prehistoric tribe. Making his way into one of the lar ger rooms of the cliff dwellings he no ticed a portion of the wall that ap- peared as if some time or other it had been closed up. Further investigation proved that he was right, for he easily broke through the wall at this place and discovered a small room or recess which contained pottery, corncobs and about a dozen seeds that resembled ordinary squash seed. The room had been sealed so tightly that not even 2 mouse could make its way into it. It was too late to plant the seeds at the time of their discovery last year. so they were not planted until early last spring. Of the twelve seeds but one came up, and the plant from it carried one large squash which weighs twenty-five founds. FLIES KNOW DINNER BELL, Drummer Told They Stop In Stahl Until Summoned. Kansas City. Mo.—A salesman who had been working in a small midwest ern town wished to catch a train which passed through it about half an hour before noon and asked the village land lord to: serve him before the regular dinner hour. Soon he was admitted to the dining room. where a fairly good meal was spread before him. But flies were so numerous that the landlord had to | stand behind his chair and shoo them | with a napkin. “Great Scott,” exclaimed the sales man, “I never saw so many flies!” “Flies!” retorted the landlord scorn fully. “Shucks! This ain't nothin’. If you want to see flies just wait tH I ring thé bell for dinner. They're ali out in the stable now.” Catches Fox Attica. Ind.- township trapper. cg red fox with his b: With Bare Hands. Wood, a Richlan iptured a full grow: *e hands o £ en a few days ng ago The fox we feel dros ‘here We yd then creeped tow 3 1 yod could of hogs, +1 forefathers. Nor is he the only member of his creed in the cabinet. for in the shuffle ! following the retirement of Sir John Simon owing to his objections to the { | Photo by American Press Association. I Mrs {and Miss Edna Nedrow, daughter of | Mr. and Mrs. James H. Nedrow of Gar- ' rett, were married at Garrett by Jus- | tice of the Peace W. H. Clements. HERBERT L. SAMUEL. compulsory military service law for single men Herbert Samuel's first cousin, Edwin Montagu, has been ad- vanced from the secretaryship of the treasury to the chancellorship of the duchy of Lancaster. Edwin Montagu, it may be remem- bered, contracted a matrimonial alli- ance last summer with Lord Sheffield’s youngest daughter, the Hon. Beatrice Venetia Stanley, who abjured Chris- tianity for the sake of Judaism in or- der to wed her husband, who would by the terms of his father’s will have been divested of his large fortune had he married a Christian. Herbert Samuel will be recalled by many in the United States as having paid a prolonged visit a little over two years ago while holding the office of postmaster general. His family was founded by his grandfather, Louis Samuel, who kept a small watchmaker’s shop in Liver- pool. He had two sons, Moses and Ed win. Moses, marrying Ellen Cohen, whose father was on the London Stock Exchange. eventually established a banking house in Broad street, Lon- don. associating his brother Edwin in the business. In 1834, on being cre- ated a baronet, Moses Samuel obtained a license from the crown to change his name to Samuel Montagu and in 1907 was raised to the house of lords as Lord Swaythling. The Right Hon. Edwin Montagu, the new chancellor of the duchy of Lan- caster, is his second son. The late Lord Swaythling’s brother Edwin de- clined to change his patronymic. He left two sons, the elder of whom is Sir Stuart Samuel, member of parliament for the Tower Hamlets division of London and who received a baronetcy in 1912. Sir Stewart's younger brother is Herbert Louis Samuel, the new sec- retary of state for the home depart: m He is married to his cousin, a daughter of the late Ellis Abraham Franklin. Herbert Samuel, who was born at Liverpool in 1870 and who as a Balliol man graduated with first class honors from Oxford, does not come to the home department as a stranger. He spent four years there as parliamen- tary undersecretary of state, from the defeat of t1{® Unionist administration in 1905 until 1909, under Lord Glad- stone and thus is intimately acquaint- ; ed with the workings of the office. It * that period that he made his mark by the skill with which he piloted the called children’s act through the house of commons. After- ward, although he had come to be re- garded as a specialist in the problem of child legislation, he showed by the clever manner in which he handled the liquor licensing measure in 1908 that he knew qu bout beer as ba WHS wa was during SC » as much a about bi the followiry y He with cellor Dewey Ott, son of Mr. and Mrs. { Daniel Ott, and Miss Xernola Naugle, daughter of Mr, and Mrs. Samuel Nau- gle, both of Paint township, were mar- : ried at the home of the bride’sparents by the Rev. D. W. Lechone. 7 William Porter, Jr. son of Mr. and Wiliam Porter of Meyersdale, Thomas Hadley Gray, son of Mr, and | Mrs. Matthew Gray, and Miss Minnie Bailey, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. | James Roberts Bailey, both of Somer- set township, were married at Som- | erset by Justice of the Peace Walter ‘W. Knable. Lewis Henry Weimer, son of Mr. and Mrs, Dennis Weimer of Rckwood Miss Violet Emma King, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Montgomery King of Middlecreek township, were married at New Centreville by Rev. P. E. Fas- old . Louis Weiman, of Johnstown, ani Miss Magdalene Brem, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Harry F. Brehm, of Hooversville, were married at the par- sonage of the Lutheran church, Johns- town, by th Rev. A. E. Tappart. Mrs, Flora Tipton, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. James Tipton, of Allegheny township, and Frank O. Armstrong, of Akron, Ohio, were marriedirecently at Pittsburg. Mrs. Armstrong, who was formerly employed as a school teach- er, went to Pittsburg last fall to study music. Miss Estella Hockman, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Melchoir Hockman, of Boynton, and Nicholas Porter, son of Mr, and Mrs. William Porter, of Sum-" mit township, were married at the parsonage of the Lutheran church, by the Rev. D. W. Michael. Miss Linnie Coughnour and Emmet Sullivan, both of Garrett, were mar- ried at Garrett, by Justice of the Peace William H. Clements. Miss Mary Kirkpatrick, daughter of Mrs. Annie Kirkpatrick, and Nich- olas Poszakofskic, son of Mrs. Mary Poszakofskic, both of Holsopple, were married at Holsopple, by Justice of the Peace D, W. Border. . Miss Effie Holliday, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Harry Holliday, and Lester Nicklow, son of Mr. and Mrs. Edward Nicklow, both of Strawn, were mar- ried at Listonburg, by Justice of the Miss Jennie Bittner, daughter of Mr and Mrs. William Bittner, of Boynton, and John W_ Tressler, of Meyersdale, were married at Salisbury, by the Rev. O. G. Fye. Miss Sadie Miller, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Miller, of Randolph, and Edward Snowberger, son of Mr. and Mrs. Irvin Snowberger, of Bos- well, were married at the Somerset court house, by Marriage License Clerk Charles I Shaver. Miss Rosa O’Neill, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Michael O’Neill, and Emil Behnke, son of Mr. and Mrs. Ludwick Behnke, both of Boswell, were mar- ried at the court house by Marriage License Clerk Charles I. Shaver. LET US SMILE The thing that goes the furthest to- ward making life worth while, That costs the least and does most is just a pleasant smile, The smile that bubbles from a heart that loves its fellowmen Will drive away the clouds of gloom and coax the sun again. It’s full of worth and goodness, too, with manly kindness blent— the It’s worth a million dollars and it doesn’t cost a cent. PLANT TROUT. Three thousand rainbow trout were | county | planted in Laurel Run this DEPOSIT ONLY y x i Efe Ne J IN HI A [22L 777 JOIN OUR istmas Banking ~ Club NOW osts Nothing to Join 5 CENTS FOR THE FIRST WEEK AND INCREASE 5 CENTS EACH WEEK AND CHRISTMAS YOU WILL HAVE $63.75. THIS IS A GOOD THING FOR BOYS AND GIRLS; FOR EVERYBODY. 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