The Meyersdale commercial. (Meyersdale, Pa.) 1878-19??, August 12, 1915, Image 2

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chosen with the greatest care because
they are so often open to insidious adul-
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McKenzie & Smith
Meyersdale, Penn’a
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We get our teas and coffees
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you will get the pure article.
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whom we can de-
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Discount During August.
Don’t send to a distance
for your Church Envel-
opes when we print
them for the same price,
and you can save ex-
pressage and parcels post
rates.
Duplex or Plain Envelopes
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tion. Escaping gas runs
waste.
HUNTERS’ LICENSES.
Three hundred and twenty-five
thousand blank hunters’ licenses
have been sent out to the county
treasurers of the state for issuance
to the hunters of Pemn’a. for this
fall. This issue, which is based upon
the number of licenses issued in the
last two years is believed to be am-
ple, but the State Game Commission
has prepared for even more. The sale
of licenses has been started by Co.
pink tags are already in possession of
their owners. THe revenue from the
work only. The commission is now
of animads and birds,
enue of the last eighteen
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Write for Samples.
K. CLEAVE
Meyersdale,
Church Envelope
Printing
Company,
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Penn’a.
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HOW TO CURE HAY FEVER. |
Pick Your Favorite Pollen, Brew Vac-
cine and Inoculate.
Boston.—Summer trips to high alti
tudes will be no longer necessary to
hay fever sufferers if the experiments
announced by Dr. Harris P. Mosher
at the Harvard medical school fulfill
his expectations.
Dr. Mosher has been experimenting
to find a vaccine for hay fever, and at
a public lecture before the medical
school he explained that if a hay fever
patient could decide on the particular
flower or weed pollen which caused his
affliction he had only to inoculate him-
self with a vaccine made from extracts
of this pollen to become immune to its
effects. :
The only effect thus far noticed from
fnoculation with pollen serum, the phy-
siclan said. was a local rash, which
vanished in a short time.
| where He Failed
There was a man whose knowledge
Made him seem a human college.
He could read the oldest hieroglyphics
known;
He could give you all the reasons
For the various changeful seasons
And perform a classic tune on the trom-
bone.
He made startling calculations
Of the wealth and strength of nations,
And the starry distances he loved te
trace.
e could capture a bacillus,
d the other things that kili us,
Though they occupy a very tiny space.
ough he did all these so neatly
e thing baffled him completely:
Each day it caused his pride to take a
drop.
With all wisdom he was fiirtin’,
Yet he never learned for certain
On which corner of the street the car
would stop.
—Washington Star.
No. 5 Shipping tags on hand ready |
to print what you want on them.
Linzoin’s Religion.
I have never united myself to any
church because | have found difficulty
in giving my assent without mental
reservation to the long. complicated
statements of Christian doctrine which
characterize their articles of belief
and confessions of faith. Whenever
any church will inscribe over its altar
as its sole qualification for member-
ship the Saviour’s condensed statement
of the substance of both law and gos-
pel. “Thou shalt love the Lord thy
God with all thy heart, and with all
thy soul, and with all thy mind, and
thy neighbor as thyself,” that church
will I join with all my beart and all
my soul.— Abraham Lincoln.
Why Men’s Hats Have a Bow.
A bow is always to be found on the
left side of a man’s hat. This is a sur-
vival of the old days when hats were
costly articles. In order to provide
against the hat being blown away in
stormy weather a cord or ribbon was
fastened around the crown, with ends
hanging so that they could be fastened
to part of the attire or could be
grasped by the hand. The ends fell on
the left side. of course. as the left
hand is more often disengaged than
the right. When not required it was
usual for the ends to be tied in a bow.
The bow became smaller and smaller.
but it still remains and is likely to do
go as long as men wear hats.
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Had Discovered That.
“How's the baby?” wsked the neigh-
bor of the new father. “Fine,” said
the proud parent. “Don’t you find that
a baby brightens up a household won-
derfully?” pursued the friend. “Yes,”
| said the parent, with a sigh, “we have
| the gas going most of the night now.”
| —New York Globe.
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| date In form material and type.
Our wedding Invitations are up-to-
are now being stretched. °
The New Commons bra diab, House For Men
| ALLEGHENY COLLEGE
Founded in 1815
FACULTY REASONABLE EXPENSES
GOOD TRADITIONS UNSURPASSED LOCATION
FALL TERM OPENS SEPTEMBER 14
Write For Catalogue to
Pres. ‘ent "NV. H. CRAWFORD, Meadville, Pa.
EAKING and broken pipes or loose joints
have cost large sums of
could have been saved with a little atten-
you are using lights, and dripping water from
faucets, pipes or joints is another costly form of
Tinsmith work and steam fitting
No Waste Meads Small Bills
D. P. FORD
treasurers and many of the salmon-!
licenses is to be disbursed for game |
paying bounties for scalps and heads |
which are a |
nuisance to the farmers, from the re7-
months.
This is also furnishing the funds for |.
the establishment of the State game
preserves. Several of these have been
| located in central counties and wires
ALL ITS
BRANCHES
money that readily
your meter just as when
done.
, EVERYTHING GOOD IN THE
MEAT LINE AT DONGES’ MARKET
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LOWS, harrows, hay rakes—
in fact, all kinds of farm
machinery—are to be had
at this store. When you
come to town, Mr. Farmer, be sure
to pay us a visit. Even if you do
not purchase now we will be glad
to point out the particular merits of
the agricultural implements which |
we handle —all of well knowa
Improved machinery will enable |
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you to increase the output of your
acres. We carry in stock a general
line of the best hardware. {
New Methods Make New
Profits For the Up to {
Date Farmer. Be One.
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Observing
his daughter's hand. The
old man tried his best to
he said huskily.
daughter's hand in marriage.”
«I knew that this must come some day.
er—ahem!
accustomed?”
second part.
figurative feet of wisdom.”
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Interpreting
the desired arrangements.
him that.”
climbed into the
| met out!”—Judge.
Read “THE BLACK TORTOISE” | deaf 2s 8p
A young Clevelander has been call.
ing on a lovely girl for several months,
and he is now almost like one of the
family. Technically, however, he wa®
never an accepted suitor until day be-
fore yesterday, when he called on the
girl's father with a formal request for
occasion
was a solemn one,, and the pater was
primed and rehearsed for it. When
the youth entered the presence the
look dignified.
«Well, sir, what can I do for you?”
«I have come sir,” said the suitor,
trying not to grin, “to ask you for your
“You surprise me—you shock me!”
cried the father in melodramtic tones.
but—when it is my little girl the—
Can you give my daughter
the comforts to which she has been
“Yes, sir,” answered the party of the
«1 have breakfasted at
your house often enough to learn how
you complain about the coffee, and I
have learned from you how married
men read the morning paper through-
out the meal and then carry it down
town. I have dined at your house un=
til I know just how to demand the dis-
charge of the cook and to announce
that I will dine at the club after this.
If your daughter doesn’t get the com-
forts to which she has been accustom
ed it won't be because I have not
fearned about them while sitting at the
Mrs. Jones was traveling in Europe,
accompanied by her two daughters,
Eleanor and Marion. Eleanor planned
all the routes they were to take and
by what means they should journey,
but Marion, who ¥as the only one of
the party that could speak any langu-
age other than English, was obliged to
make all the inquiries necessary for
As a con-
sequence the others were constantly
saying to her, “Ask him this,” or, “Ask
One day Mrs. Jones misunderstood
what they had planned to do and
wrong carriage,
| Eleanor looked at her in desperate
silence for a minute or two and them |
gfurned to Marion and said, "Ask her t0
no other tobacco can be the
same as FIVE BROTHERS
and FIVE BROTHERS itself
can never vary in quality.
No matter what tobacco
you may be using now, just
try FIVE BROTHERS for a
week, and see if FIVE BRO-
THERS doesn’t give you
greater satisfaction, day in
Get a package today—
sold everywhere.
A a A IS A ST
In the Old Days
“well, say!” exclaimed young Bul-
strode, “I didn’t know that every mem-
ber of the family throughout the
whole country had to approve of me
before the wedding could come off
Hang it! I'm only marrying one
girl!”
“My son,” said old man Bulstrode,
“getting married is altogether too
easy these days. You should be re-
quired to pass a more rigid inspection
“In my day when a young man ask-
ed a young woman to marry him and
she consented that was only the be-
ginning. He had to journey from one
end of the country to the other, meet-
| ing her relatives and being polite. He
| had to drive over the hills and far
| away to some old girl’s abode and
| then sit on the edge of a chair and
| shout at her, for she was usually as
ost.
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and day out, working or rest-
ing, chewing or smoking, out-
doors or indoors. By the end
of the week you'll be a perma-
nent userof FIVE BROTHERS.
THE AMERICAN TOBACCO COMPANY
than you do under existing conditions. |
Live
keen for
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Right Up |
Among the
Wires |
The hardy lads who hold
down the lineman’s job are
a tobacco that has
a rich, sweet, mellow flavor
—something that's man-size
and all there — somethin
that makes a he-man fee
like a live wire. And thatis
ITHERS
Pipe Smoking Tobacco i
We've spent fifty years and millions of
dollars creating tobacco brands.
And we know
that the reason FIVE BROTHERS pleases he
hearty smoker or chewer is because its qua.
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is honest and its value the biggest.
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ane
a fellow who, after he haa cauea oun
forty-seven of the girl’s aunts, not one
of whom liked his family or his reli-
gion or the cut of his jib, on being told
that there were sixteen more aunts
of the same style, gave up the cam- |
pain and quit. |
|
“One of the forty-seven had asked:
‘Are you the young Binks that cut up
so scand’lous with Mandy Biggs last
summer?”
“Another had inquired: ‘You ain’t
the young Binks that’s always fighting
and getting blooded up, are you? Are
you the young fellow I heard hollering
‘Nuff!’ over on the lot when another
fellow was mauling you there the oth- |
er Saturday? Are you him?
“Another had*asked: ‘You ain't the
young Binks I been hearin’ so much
about, tearin’ around with a bulldog
and at chicken fights on Sunday—*'”
“That'll do dad!” interrupted young |
Bulstrode. “I don’t see how anybody
ever did get married in the old days |
unless the desperate young fellow raa |
away with the girl.”
et En em meetin,
We use the pure Southern Kentucky leaf in FIVE BROTHERS. We carefully age it for
three to five years so as to bring out its full richness. The process can’t be hurried. So you see
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“The ola girl would probably start
something like this:
“‘Are you a good young man?’
“Then she’d put her hands up to her
ears and the matrimonial aspirant
would yell for the benefit of the neigh-
bors: ‘Yes, pretty good, I thank you;®
“ ‘What church do you go to? would
be her next interrogation.
“¢ forget what is the name of
mother’s church!’
“It was lucky if the young man
couidn’t remember the name of his
mother’s church, for there would be
certain to be objections on that score
if he did remember.
“ ‘What did you say your name
was?” she would ask.
* ‘Binks, B-i-n-k-s-!1°
# ‘Not the Binkses of Ridgetown?®
* Yes.’
* ‘Well, I never new an
Ridgetown Binks.!’ id
“Such examinations were enough to
make a young man stop and think.
Every once in a while a bridegroom
~ would flunk out in those days. I kne#
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