MIRTH. Timely Talks by Commissioner Dix- on on Health and Hygiene. “Frame your mind to mirth and merriment, Which bar a thousand harms and lengthens life.” | Lycurgus decreed that statues of | the God of Mirth should be set up in the halls where the citizens of Spar- ta ate. Men of all ages have appreciated the value of a cheerful disposition. The cultivation of cheerfulness even in the face of misfortunes and disas- ter unquestionably helps to prevent illness. On the other hand those who always take a somber view of life are so distressed by misfortunes when they come that there is often danger | Mary Shockey; of physcal impairment. The nervous system in the lraman body is so delicately adjusted that a comparatively slight disturbance may seriously change certain of the bodily functions. While it might be at times difficult for the most skilful diagnos- | tician to trace the exact connection | | had been for QUEMAHONING TEACHERS. Prof. B. F. Lambert, who a few weeks ago closed a most successful term of Normal School at Cairn- | brook has been elected supervising principal of the nineteen schools of | Quemahoning township. Mr. Lambert | a number of years | a Shade township teacher. Following are the grade teachers elected: Kant. ‘ner grammar, Prof. J. A. Spangler; Kantner, primary, Marguerite Miller; Kimmelton, grammar, Prof. J. W. Mostoller; Kimmelton primary, Al ma Barnhart; Ralphton grammar, Mary Miller; Ralphton primary, Luna Sleek; Dull, Milton Lohr; Bowman, | Prof. O. L. Custer; Rogers, Mary Wit- son; Shaffer, Jennie Miller; Ober, Walnut Hill, Flor- ence Custer; Muller, Elmer Lohr; | California, Prof. J. O. Spangler; City, Paul Custer; Mostoller, James Smith; Reading, Irvin Spangler; Pine Grove, Harry Croyle; Maple Grove, Edith Millelr. SOMERSET TEACHERS. between menial Seprssyen J % Glade City, Advanced, Lillian Sei- physical fa he aL ° oy ae bert, $50, professional; Glade City, i intimately related is We py 5;y Margaret Shultz $40.00 known. | B. Lichty, Lloyd Shumac, $43; Key- Habits of mind like habits of body stone, Mary Lichty, $40; Peck, Mary can be cultivated through persistent pire $42; Summit Mills, Ruth Cora- effort. Cheerfulness is not only one ons, $50, professional; Sandy Hol which will prove a distinct benefit to i low, E. R. Hay, $50, professional; Lick its possessor but serve to stimulate Run, Emma Schrock, $40: S. J. Mil and encourage those with whom he ler. advanced, S. C. Witt, $50, profes- comes in contact. Melancholia and disturbances may similar be brought sional; S. J. Miller, intermediate, Mae serions moore, $43.25; S. J. Miller, primary, about Anna Miller, $40; Shaw Mines, Lester by permitting the mind to brood over gp gipple,$340; Walker, Harry Saylor, real or fancied troubles and if indul- $41.25; Handwerk, Velma Gnagey,$50; ged in the line of demarcation be- professional; Gnagey, Mary Gnagey, tween the two becomes more indistinct. more Therefore, though you do not set Witt, $43.25; up the statue of the God of Mirth in wovers and g41 50; Burkholder, D. C. Handwerk, $50, professional; Sand Springs, Frank Cross Roads, $43.25; B. Miller, Sada vour house bear ever in mind that the Schrock, $41.75. “light heart lives long.” ' MORE CARS FOR B. & O. The Baltimore and Ohio railroad, it is understood, is in the market for new equipment which will represent an ex- penditure of approximately $2,000,000 Among the items are 2,000 steel hop- pers. It is probable the order will be placed at an early date. The ordinary steel hopper costs in the neighborhood of $1,000. The shops of the company are busy repairing cars. The number in the shps is large and when they are in condition to be put in service again the car situation on the Balti- more & Ohio will be still further im- proved. . The company is well supplied with motive power at this time. Engines are available to move an increased tonnage, provided the cars are fur- nished in which to haul the traffic. In the fall the Baltimore & Ohio will be- gin to figure on its rail requirements | for the new fiscal year. LUTRERAN COUNTY REUNION. The annual Lutheran reunion of Somerset County will be held at | Edgewood Park at Somerset Thurs | and vicinity and there will be a gen- | erl greeting of old friends and the making of new acquaintances. The music for the occasion, and the com- mittee announces the biggest Luther- an reunion ever held. The public is invited. Meals and refreshments will be served on the grounds. The admis- sion pric charged will be ten cents up until ten o'clock after which the regular admission will be charged. Excursion tickets will be sold over the B. &. O, THE ELECTRIC IRON. In an eastern city more than 15,000 lectric are now in service in private families. Not only do these r electric irons save an enormous flatirons ount of labor but they have rele- gated 135 tons of old flatirons to the junk heap. Every electric iron dis- places at least three old fashioned irons, because two irons had to be kept on the fire heating while one was being used. day, July 29th. A fine, varied literary musical and sports program is an- nounced. James A. Burns, president of Onei- da College, Kentucky, will be the principal speaker of the day. He will give his famous lecture on “The Re- deeming of My People.” In the mor- ning addresses will be given by prominent Lutherans of the county Meyersdale band will furnish Forty-five thousand dis-! placed sad-irons would weigh 210,000 | pounds. An engineer has figured out that substitution of an electric laun- dry iron for three “sad” irons saves for the woman, who has made the | change, 200 miles in a year walking | to and fro in a beaten path between | the ironing board and the range. Pennsylvania cold storage ware- | houses hold the gigantic quantity of 18,800,169 dozens of eggs, according to the reports filed with Dairy and | Food Commissioner James Foust at | the close of the conference they will | ger than one year ago. Butter in storage is reported at 4,964,877. pounds. L nv TRS 2 | ¥OLF VF HTLY Wi Ty mY | | | SOMERSET TOWNSHIP TEACHERS | Will’'s—Nina Peck; Cupp’s—George Dickey; Friedens, Grammar,—Jacob | Spangler; Friedens, Primary—Anna G. Walker; Somerset, No. 1—Roy Saylor; Somerset No. 2—Mary Cole- man; Somerset No. 3—Nelle Albright Somerset No. 4—Lottie Sipe; Cole- man—Mabel Meyers; Ankeny—Nelle Dickey; Brum, Marie Fike; Pine Hill — Oscar Mosgrave; Wills Creek—Em | ma Seibert; Hunter—Alma Walker; Pine Grove—Bessie Suter; Baer-- Rachel Coleman; Listie No. 1—Geo. Orpha | Menser; Listie No. 2—Sadie Sechler; | Listie No. 3 —Mabel Brubaker; Lis- 'tie, No. 4 Lydia Pile; Walker Grove— | Milton Baker; Shaulis—Lulu Frazier; P. W. & S.—Besse Shaulis; Husband — Olive Adams; Zimemrman—Minnie | Lavansville—Florence Pile; Union— Earle Schrock; Plank Road—Clayton Rhoads; Gladehurst, Minnie Riding- Samuel’s— Besse Schrock. BOSWELL TEACHERS. The followng teachers for the 1915—16 term have been elected by the Boswell Board of School direc- tors:Grammar grade, M. L. Trexal; sixth grade, Miss Matilda Temke; fifth grade, Miss Grace Wright; fourth grade, Miss Mildred Crossland third grade, Miss Irene Phillippi; sec ond and a half grade, Miss Ethel Schramm; second grade, Miss Jennie Gonder; first grade, Miss Jeannette Lansey. The principalship was filled sometime ago by the election of Prof. iJ. C. Beam. | er; BLACK TOWNSHIP TEACHERS. Wable, Prof. Calvin Newman; Lau- rel Run, Ross Younkin; Humbert— Prof. 1. P. Wilt; Blackfield— Harry Altmiller; Wilson Creek advanced— Prof. H. H. Newman; Wilson Creek, Primary—Iva Shober; Markleton— Elinore Kretchman; Weimer Grove— Mary McVicker; Rhoads—Henry Marker Advanced—Charles Weimer Marker Primary—Louise Sterner. The schools will open on Monday Septem- ber 6. HOOVERSVILLE TEACHERS. Hooversville First Primary— Bess E. Saylor; second primary—June E. Ringler; Third Primary—Bernice Dull; The First Intermediate—Della Schrock; Second Intermediate—Mr. Beabes; Grammar—Vernon D. Nau- gle; Principal—Prof. Rodgers, the last named having been elected at a previous meeting of the board. At a recent meeting of the Chau- tauqua Association here, President E. C. Kyle, Secretary H. M. Cook and TreasurerChas. Q. Griffith were unan- mously re-elected. W. H. Deeter was elected First Vice President; W. H. Stotler, Second Vice President and { Clarence Moore, Assistant Secretary. | The report of the secretary showed total receipts from admissions to the Chautauqua of $1731.50 and local ex- penditures of $1571.61, leaving a bal- ance of $159.89 in the treasury ,after deducting last year’s deficit of $45. 21 which was refunded to the guar- antors who had advanced the money |to balance the accounts of last year. FOLEY 1IDNEY PILL | OR RHEUMAl.ciH Was McClellan a Traitor? In Harper's Mazazine there are printed for the first time extracts from John Hay’'s diary, written when he was Lincoln’s secretary. Writing in 1864, he recounts a story told him by Lincoln which reveals McClellan in a new light. “On September 25, 1864, Hay re- cords that a letter had just come from Nicolay, who was in New York, stating that Thurlow Weed, the dominant Re- publican leader in New York State, with whom Nicolay was to confer, had gone to Conada. When Hay showed the President the letter he said: ‘I think I know where Mr. Weed has gone. I think he has gone to Vermont, not Canada. I will tell you what he is trying to do. I have not as yet told anybody.’ i “And then Lincoln proceeded to un- fold the following story of a remark- able intrigue: “‘Some time ago the Governor of Vermont came to me on “business of importance,” he said. I fixed an hour and he came. His name is Smith. He is, though you would not think it, a cousin of Baldy Smith. Baldy is large, blond, florid. The Governor is a little, dark sort of man. This is the story he told me, giving General Baldy Smith as his authority: “ “When Gen. McClellan was here at Washington (in 1862) B. Smith was very intimate with him. They had been toegther at West Point and friends. McClellan had asked for pro- motion for Baldy from the President and got it. They were close and con- fidential friends. down to the Peninsula their same inti- mate relations continued, the General talking freely with Smith about all his plans and prospects, until one day Fernando Wood and one other (Demo- cratic) politician from New York ap- peared in camp and passed some days | with McClellan. “prom the day this took place Smith saw, or thought he saw, that McClellan was treating him with un- usual coolnes sand reserve. After a little while he mentioned this to Mec- Clellan, who, after some talk, told Baldy he had something to show him. He told him that these people who had recently visited him had been urg- ing him to stand as an opposition can- didate for President; that he had thought the thing over and had con- cluded to accept their proposition, and had written them a letter (which he had not yet sent) giving his idea of the proper way of conducting the war, so as to conciliate and impress the people of the South with the idea that our armies were intended merely to execute the laws and protect their property, etc. and pledging himself to conduct the war in that inefficient, conciliatory style. « «This letter he read to Baldy, who, after the reading, was finished, said earnestly: “General, do you not see that looks like treason, and that it will ruin you and all of us?” After some further talk the General destroyed the letter in Baldy’s presence; and thapked him heartily for his frank and friendly counsel. After this he was again tak- en into the intimate confidence of Mc- Clellan. « qmmediately after the battle of Antietam, Wood and his familiar came again and saw the General and again Baldy saw an immediate estrangement on the part of McClellan. He seemed to be anxious to get his intimate friends out of the way and to avoid opportunities of private conversation with them. Baldy he particularly kept employed on reconnoisance and such work. One night Smith was return- ing from some duty he had been per- forming, and, seeing a light in McClel- lan’s tent, he went in to report. He reported and was about to withdraw when the General requested him to remain. After every one was gone he told him those men had been there again and had renewed their proposi- tion about the Presidency; that this time he had agreed to their proposition and had written them a letter acceding to their terms and pledging himself to carry on the war in the sense already indicated. This letter he read then and there to Baldy Smith. « qmmediately thereafter B. Smith applied to be transferred from that army. At very nearly the same time other prominent men asked the same —Franklin, Burnside and others. «Now that letter must be in the possession of F. Wood, and it will not be impossible to get it. Mr. Weed has, I think, gone to Vermont to see the Smiths about it.’ “Hay continues: “« was very much surprised at the story and presed my surprise. I said I had always thought that Me- lellan’s fault was a constitutional weakness and idity, which pre- vented him from active and timely exertion, instead of any such deep-laid scheme of tr hery and ambition. “ «The President replied: “After the battle of Antietam I went up to the field to try to get him to move, and came back thinking he would move at once. But when I got home he began to argue why he ought not to move. I peremptorily ordered him to advance. It was nineteen days before he put a man over the river. It was nine days longer before he got his army across, and then he stopped again, delaying on little pretexts of wanting this’ and that. I began to fear he was playing false—that he did not want to hurt the enemy. I saw how he could in- tercept the enemy on the way to Rich- mond. I determined to make that the test. If he let them get away I would remove him. He did so, and I re- lieved him.'” exp tl Quite a Philosopher *PDon’t you wish you had enough to make a million?” “No. I wish I had sense enough ta make a quarter of a million and stop with that and enjoy it.” sense When they went | ad REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. Fred W. Stickel’'s to C. S. Kifer, in Larimer township, $1,500. Jno. H. Speicher to Penn Smoke- less Coal Company, Conemaugh township, $210. H. C. Benford to H. H. Tipton, Meyersdale $1,500. . G. E. Conrad’s hersishrdlu dlu hr G. E. Conrad’s heirs to W. A. Mer- rill, Somerset County, $7,000. Catherine A. Miller to Bessie M. Caton, Brothersvalley, $200 George P. Brubaker to Maude Flickinger, Brothersvalley, $800. Milton J. Pritts to W. D. Lambert, Somerset $10. Leah Ackerman to George Acker- man, Northampton, $1,600. C. W. Large to J. W. Lohr, Shade $150. Philip Meyers to Mahlon Meyers, Conemaugh $3,000. W. W. Porch to W. A. Merrill, Som erset county. J. M. Griffith to Vincenzo D. 'Ami- co, Jenner township, $150. Adam Parnell to Arville Burnworth Addison township, $1,175. | Salvator Guida to Maggie J. Snab- ly, Conemaugh township, $100. Reuben Zimmerman to Norman Blough, Conemaugh, $1,000. | Jennie L. Scott to: Rufus P. Au-! gustine, Confluence $270. Rose B. Schell’s heirs to Arrow Mining Company, Shade $5,000. David Sheeler to Catherine Laffer- | ty , Milford $400. | ° Don’t Be a Kitchen Slave Any Longer Mis. 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A ms is a substantial, satisfying, healthful tobacco— made for real men who like the honest taste of real tobacco. Jno. E. Weaver to Abraham Blough Conemaugh, $3,400. A marriage license was issued Thursday at Cumberland to William Hiram Nedrow and Jennie Grace Mil- ler, both of Rockwood. A 00 £ I SG 92 Manly men cannot get satisfaction out of insipid mixtures, any more than they can make a meal off of marshmallows. You go to FIVE BROTHERS to satisfy your tobacco hunger, just as you go to a beefsteak to satisfy stomach hunger. We make FIVE BROTHERS out of pure Southern Kentucky leaf. We age it three to five years—so as to make it rich, ripe and mellow — sweet juicy and pleasing. It’s got the snap and taste to it. It's the big, two- fisted kind of men, the country’s "finest" who use FIVE BROTHERS because it is the one to- bacco that always satis- fies them. You try FIVE BRO- THERS for a week, and you'll always keep it on the job. FIVE BROTHERS is sold everywhere —get a package today. THE AMERICAN TOBACCO COMPANY 4 De ee Mrs. mr James Marino was crushed to) Rebecca Bittner, of 1 Rock | Webster M. Lohr, who died at the death Tuesday morning under a fall wood, fell recently while working ir {home of his father, near Somerset re: of rock in No. 3 mine of the Knicker | her garden, breaking her shoulder.Her | cently at the age of 28 years as e ye y W condition is ve 3 dn be ry serious, as she met a highly esteemed young man, whose ersville. He le | with ¢ ; 3 ooversville. He leaves a widow and | with a similar accident about eight- | early death is regretted by a host bocker Smokeless Coal company at one child. een months ago. friends. ron rr en A rr $6 é Te ER nersto onier : of twe the St mile, Mt. ] at Ma last,its J. S. a pron ‘Whi his ho the nis James fractur Will and M ly of Wedns eral to ter, M The been 1 as the Cricht secret: makin; burg. Cam Creek brougt piscop at Ind Hill T C. A. Mill; { Bridge at Ind Innsfa and a First J. 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