ig Yok ie a gly Story ...... Listen! What a sudden rustle Fills the air All the birds are in a bustle Everywhere. Such a ceaseless croon and twitter | Overhead! Such a flash of wings that glitter Wide outspread! Far away I hear a drumming— “Tap, tap, tap!” # Can the woodpecker be coming After sap? . What does all this haste and hurry Mean, I pray? All this outdoor flush and flurry Seen to-day? This presaging stir and humming, Thrill and call? Mean? It means that spring is cam- ing, That is all! His Secret Out. “How would you explain the inscru- table Mona Lisa smile?” asked a man. “Well,” was the reply, “some one has told a funny story and the poor woman’s smiling at the wrong place.” “How dismal you look!” said a bucket to his companion as they were going to the well. “Ah,” replied the other, “I was reflecting on the use- lessness of our being filled, for, let us go away ever so full we come back empty.” “Dear me, how strange to look at it that way!” said the first bucket, “I think: ‘However empty we come back we always go away full.” A Talented Chap Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman says that a Scotsman was asserting that all the great poets were of his nation. “Well, but.” said one, “how about Shakespeare? You can’t say he was a Scotsman.” To this the other replied: “His. talents would justify the sup- position.” His Proud Title It was a very small student who astonished his father, a practitioner of medicine, by propoundng the fol- lowing question: “Papa, do you know what the great Napoleon’s nickname was?” Wishing that his son might have the pleasure of bestowing this infor- mation, his father evaded a reply by asking another question: “What was it, son?” His state of mind can be conjectur- ed when the little fellow proudly re- sponded: “He was known as the Little. Cor- puscle.” Johnny's Excuse This note was sent to a teacher by a mother to explain her sos absence from school: Dear Mum: Please excuse Johnny today. He will -net-be at school . He is acting as timekeeper. for his. father. might you gave him this iximple, |°f the roped arena. a tield is four miles square how | tod will it take a man walking threee miles an hour to walk two and; a half times around it? Johnny ain't no man, so we had to send his daddy. They left early this morning and my husband said they ought to be back late to-night, though it would be hard going. Dear Mum, please ble to all men, $1.50. : You i Wa | A Splendid ~~ Home Book? Consisting of a Recipe de- partment, a Practical Mechanic department, and Medical Book, all in a handsome cloth bound volume of 250 pages. The first section plete volume of Recipes an d Home Hints by two greatest experts in the country. The second part has many Mechanical Hints, Short Meth- ods of Reckoning, ‘Various Tab- les of Measurements, invalua- is a com- of the especially the Farmer and Mechanic. The last department is a fine Medical Treatise which all can readily comprehend. : All new Subscrib- erscan get: this Book with The Commercial for ” Old Subscribers, $1.60. By mail 10 cents extra to all. FRAGMENTS OF GENERAL NEWS. Strong earthquake shocks were felt Monday over the district from Aves of Rome, according to dispatches re- ceived from Italy. A large rock was hurled from the mountains overlook ing the village of Petrellari and it is, feared the rock mass will destroy the town. All the inhabitants have fled. Jess Willard, a Kansas cowboy, is the world’s heavyweight champion In the 26th "round of a tremendous fight at Hava- 'na Willard, who showed surprising . skill all through the battle, knocked ‘out. Jack Johnson, the erstwhile { black champion, with a blow which there was no denying. On behalf of the owners of the Am- ‘erican ship, William P. Frye, sunk by zano to Rietin and within fifty miles cated to human beings through { although milk from a might transmit the dis being. Pasturization, ders milk safe, Human Solnde he do get the disease commonly get itfrom direct contact with the diseased an- imal. Count Zeppelin is not satisfied with the manner in which his airships. are being handled, He called together one day. this week his engineers and the captains of the dirigibles now at the Zeppelin works at Friedrichhaf Germany, and criticised them on sev- eral scores. The count said that the full power of the Zeppelins had not been employed and that longer raids than any made heretofore were pos- sible. He believed ‘that an attack up- on London and the lower Thames had been delayed unnecessarily. The count make the ‘the Prinz Eitel Friedrich, the United | 2180 is understood to have criticised nixt problem about ladies as my hus- | States government, in ‘a note made his captains for retreating from hos- band can’t afford to lose the day's work. 1 don’t have no time to loaf but I can spare a day off occasionally better than my Husband can. Resp'y yrs. Mrs. Jones. Sympathetic Bobbie. Little Bobbie listened with deep in-| terest to the story of the Prodigal Son. At the end of it he burst into; tears. “Why, what's the matter, Bobbie?” exclaimed his mother. I'm—I'm so sorry for ca-alf,” he sobbed. “He nuffin.” —Everybody’s that 1i’l didn’t do All He Got “When I was a boy,” says Cohn, “there were seventeen of us at home. And being so many we had to eat at’ the second table. And do you know I was sixteen years old before I knew a ‘chicken had anything .but a peck.” The night watchman of a large Bo- tel saw an apparition in white mov- | ing along the hall at 2 a. m. He ha- stened his steps and tapped on the shoulder of whatproved to be a man. “Here, what are you doing out here?” asked the watchman. The man opened his eyes and seemed to come out of a trance. “I beg your pardon,” he said, “I am a somnambulist.” “Well,” said the watchman, “you can’t walk around these halls in the middle of the night in your night- shirt, no matter what your religion is.” ' public. to pay an { which represents the cost of the ves- | sel, the freight charges for its cargo, | | Consolidation Coal Co., is to spring {and damages resulting from being de- prived of the use of the ship. “How long will the European war |like magic at Helens Run, Monday, has zsked Germany | tile airmen. indemnity of $228,059.54 | NEW COAL TOWN TO BE BUILT A new coal town, to be built by the between ' Worthington and Farmington, W. Va. jest? said Edwin Emerson, war cor-, respondent, in opening his lecture at | carnegie Music Hall, Pittsburg re- ; cently. i “but I think it is safe to say that as , long as Pittsburg and other American ‘towns and cities turn out great quan- “I don’t know,” he answered | titié¢ of guns, powder and shells the war will continue indefinitely. When | { American manufacturers shut down ; supplying munitions of war then only | will the great conflict cease.” Wm. E. Bower, of Snydertown, Pa., while bedding his stock came across a mother cat in his barn which had been deprived of her litter of Kkit- | everything put in readiness for the ; : Va, to attend the funeral of Mr. Se- It wil be the home of 1,500 miners, who will work the two mines to be opened by the coal company. The new town will be the model | community of the country. Every new idea will be embodied in its construc- tion. The company has bought $125,000 worth of land for homes and is acquiring more. Engineers are surveying, plans are ET SECOND CONDENSED REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE. TERT NATIONAL BANK OF MEYERSDALE, PENN’A AT THE CLOSE OF BUSINESS, MARCH 4, 191s. LIABILITIES. RESOURCES. Loans and Investments ___-__. ____ $435,270.16 Capital stock paid in... 2... $ 65,000.00 U. S. Bonds and Premiums. .... . 72,231.87 Surplus Fubd'and Prolite 0.00 51.932.25 Real Estate, Furniture and Fixtures__ 62,499.50 Crculition oa teas ibaa 63,700.00 "Cash and due from Banks _______ 54.866.82 Deposis coins otanis Loos 444,236.10 Total Resources... . .__ .$624,868.35 "Total Liabilifies;. co =. con $624,868.35 Growth as Shown in Fo APRIL 4,19 MARCH 4,1914 - - - - MARCH 4, 1915 - - llowing Statements Made to Comptroller of Currency. ALSO OUR BIG ADVANCE IN 1914 ‘ ASSETS JULY, 15, 1908 . ie 4 $262,014.92 JUNE 23, 1909 wie, : $411,680.13 MARCH 7. 1911 - - . $512,574.48 13 - - - $605.870.62 $610,212.34 $624868.35 PETITION FOR DISCHARGE OF ADMINISTRATOR. IN RE ESTATE Of Samuel] K. Weimer, Late of Greens| ville Township, Somerset| County, Pennsylvania, de-| | ceased. i NOTICE is hereby given that jan application was presented to the ; Orphans’ Court of Somerset County {by the undersigned administrator, c. ‘t. a. of the estate. of the said Samuel !K. Weimer, deceased, for discharge | as such administrator, and the Court has fixd Monday, 17th day of May, 1915, at 10 o'clock: a. m. at the Court House at Somerset, Pennsylvania, as the time and the place for the hear- dng of such application when and pear if they see fit. . OZFIAS WEIMER, + Administrator c. t. a. of SAMUEL K: WEIMER, Dec'd. RQCKWQOD * Mrs: A. H. Bittner, of Main street, ‘is seriously ‘ill; suffering from grip. Mr. and. Mrs. James D. Critchfield, ‘of: Johnstowa, have moved to Rock- wood, where: they will occupy the Coleman: property on. Broadway. Miss Pearle Sandles; a teacherina sv le schol, is the. guest of : & Henry Werner. Mrs. Wilson Coughenour, of Rock- wood, has. returned home after spend- ing several days very pleasantly with her, mothep, Mra, Charles Baldwin of Hoqversville. : Mrs, George Filcer, of Somerset, ac- companied by Mrs. Howard . Strong, of Rockwood, spent, several days vis- iting friends, and relatives in Pitts- burgh recently, The home of Mr, and Mrs. Lewis M. Farling was recently the scene of a big social event in honor of Mrs. Far- ling’s neice, Miss Mae Bittner, who leftfor the Indiana State Normal School April 5th. The evening was spent in playing games and music, both vocal and instrumental, after which a delicious lunch was served by the hostess. The Board of Education of the Rockwood high school, at a recent meeting decided in favor of holding the regular commencement exercises at the ‘close of the high school term. ‘The board wag requested to choose between a trip for the graduates to the. national capital or the regular ex- ercises. The exact date of the com- mencement has not yet been set, but by a decision of the board, the Rev. John Erler, Ph. D., has been request- ed to deliver the baccalaureate ser- | mon, on May 2. The graduates have been instructed to wear gowns and caps for the occasion. where all parties interested may ap- being made for the sinking of the! Mr. and Mrs. Robert Secrist, of shafts for the two mines to be open-' Highland Addision, departed Wednes- ed, the grounds are being cleared and 42¥ on No. 12 for Harper’s Ferry, W. real work to be carried on this sum- | CFiSt’s brother, ‘who was “killed in a mer. j railroad accident. Mrs. Emanuel Zinn Two and a half million dollars will of Meyersdale, a sister of Mr. Secrist { and would come back. The | watches them as closely as tined for {need have no fear of eating meat to- i bulletin just issued by the Depart: . mouth disease is not easily communi- | nat Sat he Jloyned. Catia Ro 2 |e spent on the development of the a ozen: wi 2 8 usEy tl ew field, which comprises 1,000 ! been missin for several days, accor- | g V8, acres. The mines will have an annual ding to Bower, ad he thought it had | ut f 750,000 t h. Th | been mourning the loss of its offspring jo but o ong cach, ‘They Will rabbit | be shaft mines at a depth of 400 feet. abbli8 | rhe company expects to have the are apparently a week old and are of | _. . mines in operation by Jan. 1, 1916. { the native wild variety. He says that | . Pp y Jon 16 the cat is careful over them and | though | The superintendent of the Somer- i set county hospital for the insane in- | forms the sheriffs of adjoining, coun- | ties that the institution is~.all and | he will hereafter accept ‘no Patients {rom other counties. AAAS AS NN NN Children Cry FOR FLETCHER'S CASTORIA they were her own kittens. Consumers even in states quaran- foot-and-mouth diseases, | day providing it is thoroughly cooked. This reassuring word is given in a ment f Agriculture. The. foot-and- also left for Harper's Ferry Wednes- { day. { David Ansell is seriously ill with ty- phoid fever. Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Furtney an- nounce the birth of a son. Henry Mosholder, who was taken to the Mercy Hospital in Pittsburgh by Dr. C. J. Hemminger, has been operated on for appendicitis. Ray Martlett, who was operated on for appendicitis several days ago, is reported to be improving. On March 27, Mr. and Mrs. Dennis Wagner, of Elk Lick, celebrated their 51st wedding anniversary with a happy gathering of relatives and We solicit your shipments of - LIVE POULTRY - BUTTER and EGGS, Etc. YOU CAN DEPEND ON THE HIGHEST. “MARKET PRICES” Royal Poultry & Commission Co., 2002 Penn Ave. Pittsburg, Pa. Reference, Dollar Savings & Trust Co. Women Ceara i When they escape the sallow skin, the pimples, black- | heads, facial blemishes: due to indigestion or hilious- | ness. 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