~ V Pigtellawejttg,
"Artemus ward."
Artemus Ward's new talk on the "Mor
mons" ia very funny. Here are some of his
bits:—
Bngham Young has eight wives, besides
those which are only "seftltd," and not with
him.
He loves not wisely,
But too [hundred J well,
Ths Vice-President has two thousand
head of catllo and two hundred head of wives ,
They have an awful appetite. I once thought- j
lessly gave a family ticket to an elder to at-.,
tend my lecture. He carae and filled the
wUole house . 'Twas a success that night
but I didn't get any money.
The seventeen wives of a deceased Elder
tried to make me a Mormon and marry them,
they wept: they bovo a sigh—a sigh of con
siderable size. They put their soft, white
hand in mine (seventeen hands !), surround
ing me. There I was alone, away from my
parents ! I exclaimed, I hope you have no
dishonorable intentions ? As I took myself
away they said in their
t much!" That-was just the thing that
troubled me in their request, and so I said
"it is too much !"
"When captured by the Indians I saw de
scending on me the glittering 'tomahawk in
the morning 'igbt. I had no reinforcements,
no pontoons, no last ditch with me, and I
had no "female attire," so I sez boldly, I sur
render! I was allowed to march out with
my side arms and green cotton unberrella
which my aunt at Sacrapp had given me. I
did not feel afraid—not I—for I had exposed
my life before. I once stood at Centreville
and saw thousands of bullets—those leader,
messengers of death !—thousands of
possiog close by me—packed in boxes and
wagons. 1 '
NEW WAT OF APPLYING LEECHES.— "WeII
my good woman," said the doctor, "how is
your husband to day '? Better, no doubt."
"Oh ! yes, 6urely," said the woman ; "he
is as well as ever, and gone to the field."
"I thought so,"coutinued the doctor. "The
.. { Ueecbes have cured him. Wonderful effect
" they have. You got'the leeches of course ?"
"O ! yes, they did him a great deal of good
though he could not take them all!"
"Take them all ! Why. my good woman,
how did you apply them ?"
"0,1 managed nicely," said the wife, look
ing quite contented with beiself. "For va*
riety's sake I boiled one-half and made a fry
of the other. The first he got down very
well, but the second made him very sick.—
Bat what he took was quite enough," contin
ued she, seeing some horror in the doctor's
countenance, "for he was better the next
morning, and to-day he is quite well."
A country chap, who recently visited San
Francisco for the fir6t time, gives his views
of the ladies in this way : "Somewhars in
circomfrence of silk and velvet, that wriggles
along the streets there's aflers a woman, I
'spose ; but how much of the holler is filled,
and how much is gammon, the mere specta
tor dun no. A feller marry's a site, and
finds when it cums to the p'int, that he has
nuthin' in his arms but a reg'iar anatomy.—
Ef men is gay deseevers, wo'ts to be 6aid of
the female that dressed for a hundred and
forty weight, but has'nt reely as much fat on
her as would grease a griddle—all the appar
eat plumpness consisting of cotton and whale
bone." i
Deeply were we affected, on reading the
other day, of a young lady, who being told
that her lover was suddenly killed, "0 / that
splendid gold watch of his—give me that—
give me something to remember him by!"—
Touching simplicity.
A little fellow going to church for the first
time, where the pews were very high, was
asked ou coming out, what he did in churcit,
when he replied : "I went into a cupboard,
and took a seat on the shelf."
It is said that a girl in England was struck
dumb by the firing of s cannon. Since then
• number of married men bavs Invited the
artillery to come and discharge their pieces
on their premises.
4- ■
It is a remarkable fact that, however well
young ladies may be versed in grammar, very
fw can decline matrimony.
What is the difference between a gentle
man and a deg's tail ? One keeps a carriage,
and the other keeps a wagon.
When may two people be said to be half
witted ? When they bare an understanding
between them.
Men who boast loudly that they never show
quarter in times of danger are certain to show
none but their bind ones.
4, Thou rainest in this bosom." as the chap
aaid when a basin of water was thrown over
him by the lady he was serenading.
"Sail, what time does your folks dine ?"
'Soon ss you goes ; that's missus' orders."
"Good morning. Jones. How does the
• i world use you ?" "It uses me up, thank you.
When is a nutmeg in a prison window ?
An. -When it is "grated-"
- ■
What is the difference between an accept
ed and a rejected lover ? One kisses his miss,
nod the other misses his kiss !
When a Baltimore lady is kissed, she says
•he feels as though she was taking chloroform
end remains insensible as long as the opera
tion last a.
..v : ■ . . -Aji i
"" Ir* r • , > I ' I ' '
100,000
Men sod W omen
I-.
to call, and examine for themselves,
the new and sglended stock of
SPRING- & SUMMER
Goods,
—AT—
THI HEAD QUARTERS
for Good bargains. - *
i• t A j i.i j " i,lPi* f'• t
Ilallstead & Howe.
. J -V ,
Have just opened a large and well
selected stock of goods at the store
formerly occupied by 0. L. Hallstead
& Son at
NICHOLSON DPOT
where can be found the handsomest
•nd cheapest stock of goods in the
country, consisting of foreign and do
mestic
DRY GODS!
Cloths, Cassimcres, Muslins, Sheet
ings, Ticking, ali co's Delanes,
Flannels, and all kinds, .of
Mourning Goods. Alpaccas,
Black Silks, Ginghams,
Balmoral and Skeleton
Skirts, Canton Flan
nels, ankeen, and
Carpeting of all kinds
H ail muse of Rhyme inspire my song,
Al nd lend to me thy soaring wing,
Least while I plod, the thoughtless throng
L ed on by some false God or King,
Seek. in vain, the place to find,
T hat satisfaction gives human kind,
IC ach strives the favored goal to seek,
A. nd struggling on with might and main.
X) elves deep in earth, o'er oceans sweep,
A. nd follows mammon's motly train,
i\ eath whose gilded palace lies
IX estruction to her votaries.
Hearken wea-yone, let wisdom speak.
Oft she's hinted, now she vows;
U W
V V orth of your money do you seek ?"
h re it's too late, go to HALSTEAD ± HOWE'S
HATS & CAPS
Notions Sf Varieties
Com
prising Ho
siery,Gloves,Thead
Buttons, Suspenders,
Neckties, Collars, Hand
kerchiefs, /fair Brushes,
Tooth Brushes, Gum, Ribbon
and Cords, Tape, Crotchet braid,
worked collars, fancy head
dresses tidy cotton, carpet
binding combs, fancy
soaps, Carpet bags,
trunks, Valises, U
mbrellas, Blank
Books, Paper
Envelopes'
&c., &c.
&c.,
Hardware
of all kinds, such i \ j ails, f/inges,
Screws, Door Latches and Knobs,
Locks and CUTLERY of every de
scription.
Also Dyes Drags, Paints, Varnish
es, Fish Flaxseed and Benzine Oils,
Glass, Putty, etc.
Q,ueens & Glassware
Cf all kinds. Stone and Earthenware.
A large Stock of
©BOSSISSS,
Composed of sugar, coffee, teas, rice,
corn starch, Maccaroni, Barley, Bak
ing powder, molasses, soaps, candles,
tobacco, and segars, salt, fish, meat,
cheese, &c. , , , , jp/#
Also, a large variety of : ; ,
Bootsand Shoes,
or Men, Women and Children,
CrT- kinds of Grain and' Cou
ntry Produce taken in exchange for
Goods. 4 . Q
Call andsee for yourselves and we
assure you good bargains.
H. P. HALLSTEAD,
J.E.IIOWE. %
Nicholson, June 28,186&
JJEL. LACK. A WESTERN R. R
Summer Arrangement--1865,
PASSENGER TRAINS LB^VE
WESTWARD | EASTWARD.
Morning i Evcn'g | BTATIOKB j Morn'g | Evening
Train | Tra'n | | Train | Train.
A. HI | P.M. | |A. M. |P. M.
9.00 400 New York 5.20 10.30 r
11.25 7.05 New Hampton .... 2.35 827
1142 7.22 Washington 2,19 811
11 54 7.34 Oxford 207 8.00
H12.05 7,45 JBridgeville 1.56 7.50
*12.20 8-20 Dlaware 1.42 7,40?*?
§l2 40 8.29 Mount Bethel 1.17 7-15^
5 12.55 8.45 Water Gap 102 7.00
S3 1-33 910 Spragueville 12 37 6-38
2 2.00 9.35 Oakland 12.11 6.1*3
® 2.13 9.52 Forks 11.53 5.29 3
22 38 10.11 Tobyhanna, 11 34 5.41
a 252 10.24 Gouldsboro---*- 11,20 s.2ftW
IL 3,27 10.58 Dunning 10,47 4-58**
i* 3.40 Greenville 1(4.35 ••••{2
™ 4.20 11.45 SCRANTON 10 15 430
4.42 ■••• Clark's Summit-•••. 9.33
450 12.15 Abington 9.30- 350
5.06 12.31 Factory vilte 9.14 3.35
5.26 12 51 Nicholson 8,50 3.12
5.43 1.13 Hopbottom 833 2.57
6.10 1.35 Montrose 8.10 2.36
6.31 1.36 New Miiford 7.49 217
650 2.15 Great Bend 7,30 2,00
P, M. A. M A, M. P. M.
CONNECTIONS—Westward,
The MORNTNG TRAIN from New York con
nects at MANFN.vA CHUNK with the train leav
ing Philadelohia (Kensington Depot) at 7 30 a. in.
and at GREAT BEND with the through Mall Train
on the Erie Railway, with sleeping car attached,
stopping at all the principal stations on that rc<td,
and arriving at Buffalo at 6 10 a, m.
THK EVENING TRATNS from New York eon-',
neet* at MAXUNKA CHUNK with the train '.cav
ing Philadelphia (Kensington Depot.) at 330 p. m
at GREAT BEND with the Night Express on the
Erie Railway, west, arriving at Buffalo at 1;42p.
in.
Eastward.
The MORNING TRAIN f?om Great Bend con
nects there with the Cincinnati Express on the Erie
Railway from the West; at Manunka Chu k with
a train for Philadelphia and intermediate stations,
arriving in Philadelphia at 6.30 p. ni.' and at New
Hampton with a train for Easton. Pethlehera, Al
lentown, Reading and Harriaburg, arriving at Har
ris burg at 8-30 p. m.
The EVENING TRAIN from Great Bend con
-1 neets there with the New York Express on the Ex
press on the Erie Railway from the West: at Ma
nunka Chunk with a train which runs to Belvidere
where it lies over until 6 o'clock the next morning,
and at New Hampton with an Express Train fir
Aaston, Bethlehem. Allentown, Reading and Har
risbnrg. '
At SCRANTON, connections are made with
trains on the Lackawam.a and Bloomsburg Rail
roan to and from Pittston, Kingston, Wilkesbarrc.
Berwick, Bloomsburg, Danville, Northumberland
Harrisburg and intermediate stations, end with
■rains on the Delaware and ITndson Railroad to
and from Carbondale and intermediate stations.
WATTS COOKE, Sunt.
R. A. Hawnv, General Ticket Agent. je29tf
~ WWM~ WmMW*a
EYE AAD EAR lAFIMAR Y.
On the Square, Three Doors from Steele's Hotel.)
\Y ILK SHAHRE. PA.
THIS INSTITUTION is now opened and fur
nished in the most costly style. Reception,
Private and Oper ting Rooms are large, convenient
tnd well adopted The Surgical apartmant contains
ihe finest collection ot instruments in the country,
and thus his faculties will enable him to meet any
and all emergencies in practice. He will operate
ipon all the various forms of BLINDNESS. Cata
ract, Oeeluon of the Pupil, Cross Ey-'S. Closure of
the Tear Ducta, Inversion of the Eyelids Pterygium
tc. Ac. And will treat all forms of Sow, Eye
3ranul J d Lids. Opaceties of the Cornea, and Scrof
ilous diseases of the Eye together with all the dis
jases to which the Eye is subject.
DEAFNESS- Will treat all the diseases common
to the organ Discharges from the Ear, Noises in
the Ear, Catarrh, difficulty of hearing, total Qeaf
aess even where the Drum is destroyed. Will in
sert an artificial one answering nearly all the pur
aoses of the natural.
' DISEASES OF THE THROAT.—AiI diseases
•omnion to the Throat and Nose will be treated.
GENERAL SI RGERY.—He will operate upon
Clubfeet, Jlair Lip, Cleft Pallate, Tumors, Cancers,
Enlarged Tencils, Ac. Plastic operations by heal
ing new flesh into deformed parts Bi.d general Sur
erv ol whatever ohnrac er it nis.v present.
HERNIA (or RUPKCRE)— He will perfrem "La
bias operation for the rudieal (complete) cure of
Hernia, this is unquestionably a perfect cure, and
is done with little or no pain. Out of many hun
| dred operated upon in Boston there has been no
t failures, it having met tho perfect approbation of
all who have submitted to it.
ARTIFICIAL EVES—WiII insert artificial Eyes
giving them the motion and expresion of the natur
al They are inserted with the least pain,
HEDORRHOLDL, (Pies) -This troublesome dis
ease is readily cured. Those suffering from it will
do well to call.
Dr Up De Graff visits Wilkos-Barre with a view
of building up a p rmanent Institute for tho treat
ment of the Eye, Ear and General Surgery. The
experience of more than a quarter of a century in
Hospital and general practice, he hopes, will be a
suffieientguarantee to those who maybe dirjosed
to try them.
GpTESXEEI & CO.,
Piano-Forte
MANUFACTUR R'S
Broadway
NEW-YORK
The attention of the public and the trade is invi
ted to our new scale 7 octave rosewood piano
fortes which for volume and purity of tone are unri
valled by any hitherto offered in this market, They
contain all the modern i nprovements. French Grand
action, harp pedal iron frame over-strung brass, Ac.
and each instrument being made under the personal
supervision of iMr. J. 11. Grovesteen, who has had a
practical experience of over 30 years in their manu
facture,is fully warranted in every particular.
THE 'GROVESTEEN
received the highest reward of
MERIT
OVERALL OTHERS,
AT
THE CELEBRATES
WORLD'S PAIR
Where were exhilited instruments from tT* best ma
kers of London, Paris. Germany, Philadelphia Bal
timore, Boston and NTW York; and also at the
American Institute for five successive years, the
gold and silver medals from both of which can be
seen at our ware rooai. . . ... * ,-v
By the introduction of improvements we makes
still more perfect Piano forte and by manufacturing
largely, with a strictly cash system, are enabled to
offer these 'nstruraents at a price which will preclude
competition.
juices—No. I, Seven Octßve, round corners
Rosewood plain case, 8275.
No. 2, Seven Octave, round corners, Rosewood
heavy moulding 8300,
No. 3- Seven Octave, round corners. Rosewood,
Louis XIV style 8335, i
Terms Net Cash, in Current Funds,
|,y Descriptive circulars sent free*
"A. A C" 48
iduW A A O,
' v ' a MM4MI I,
OPEN AGAIN.
o jbjjJST!
-•! *
The Grocery and Provision Store, on Stark'
Brick corner, latoly owned by T. -B- Wall, has been
purchased by the undersigned, and will be kept as a
tuiii in nmu sum
Hia stock comprises v
■
TEAS, SUGARS,COFFEEiSALERATUS,
GiUGER, NUTMEG, SPICES, RAISINS,
FIGS, PRUNES, DRIED-BEEF. SMOKED
HALIBUT, CRACKERS,. CHEESE, COD
FISH, MACKEREL, HERRING, and all
other articles usually found in an es labliihment of
the kind, which will be hold at
LIVE, AND LET LIVE PRICES.
RANSLER ROSS.
Tankhannoek, June 28, ISGS.
v4n26
DR. TALBOTT'S PILLS.
(ANTI-DYSPEPTIC,)
Composed of highly Concentrated Extracts
from
HOOTS AND HERBS,
Of the greatest medicinal value, prepured from the
oiiginal prescriptions cl the celebrated Dr. TALBOTT,
ana used by bim with remarkable successor twenty
years. An infallible remedy in all
DISEASES OF THE LIVER,
OR AXY DEHAITOEMEXT OF THE
Digestive Organ,
THEY CITRK
Diarrhoea. Dyspepsia, Scrofula, Jaundice,
Biliousness, Liver Complaint.
The well-known Dr. MOTT says of these Pills :—"I
have used the formula from which your Pills are
made, in my practice for over 12 years , tbey hav
tlie finest effect upon the Liver and Digestive Or
gans of any medicine in the world, and are the most
perfect Purgative which has ever yet been made by
anybody. They are safe and pleasant to take, but
powerful to cure. Their penetrating properties
stimulate the vital activities of the body, remove
the obstructions of its organs, purifying the bleod,
and expel disease. They purge out the foul humor
which breed and grew distemper stimulate sluggish
or disordered organs into their natural action, and
inpart a healthy tone with strength to the whole
system. Not only do they cure the every day com
plaints of everybody, but also formidable and dan
gerous diseases, and being purely vegetable are free
from any risk or harm. No person who has once
used these Pills will ever be without them."
They create pure blood and remove all impurities
frorr the system, hence are a positive euro for
FEVERS, HEADACHE, PILES, MER
CURIAL DISEASES AND HEREDI
TARY HUMORS,
DOSE —For adults, one Pill in the morning; for
children 8 years, half a Pill.
Pf Price One Dollar per DOT. supplied, or
sent by Mail, post paid, to any part of the United
Mates or Canadason receipt of price. No Gen
nine without the facsimile signature pf V. Mutt
Talbott, M. D
V. MOTT TALBOTT & Co.,
No. 62 Fulton.St., New York.
v4-n4l ly.
M l iM
CELEBRATED ELASTIC STITCH '
SEWING-MACHINE
Were awarded Ihe highest Premiums over
all Competitors, at the f llowing j
State and County Fairs of 1863
NEW YORK STATE FAIR.
First Premium for Family Machine.
First Premium for Manufacturing Machine.
First Premium for Machine Work.
INDIANA STATE FAIR.
First Premium for Machine for all purpMM.
First Premium lor Machine Work.
VERMONT STATE FAIR.
First Premium for Family Machine.
First Premium for Manufacturing Machine
B'irst Premium for Machine Worl(.
OHIO STATE FAIR.
* First Premium for Machine Work.
IOWA STATE FAIR. . . j. ,
First Premium for' Family Machine.
Fiast Premium for Munufactu ing Machine.
First Premium for Machine Work.
ILLINOIS STATE FAIR. •
First Premium for Machine for all purpe *
First Premium for Machine Work.
KENTUCKY STATE FAIR.
First Premium fer Machine for all purposes
First Premium for Machine Work.
MICHIGAN STATE FAIR,
First Premium for Family Machine
First Premium for Manufacturing Machine.
Eirst Premium for Machine Work.
PENNSYLVANIA STATE FAIR.
First Premium for Manufacturing Machine
First Premium for Machine Work.
OREGON STATE FAIR.
First Premium for Family Machine.
First Premium for Machine Work.
CHITTENDEN Co. (Vi.)Agr'lSoc.
First Premium for Family Machine. ' -
First Premium for Manufacturing Maohine,
First Premium fer Machine Work*
FRANKLIN Co. (N. Y. )FAIR.
First Premium for Family Machine.
First Premium for Manufacturing;Machina r
UHAMPLAIN VALLEY (Vt.) Agr'l Soo. 1
HAMPDFN Co. (MASS.)Agr'I Soc. '
Diploma for Family Machine.
Diploma for Maohine Work, T •:
WASHINGTON Co.(N. Y,)FAIR
First Premium for Family Machine.
QUEENS Co.(N. Y. )Agr'l Soc.
Eirst Premium for Family Maohine.
First Premium for Manufacturing Machine.
First premium for Machine Work.
SARATOGA Co,(N. Y.)FAIR.
First Premium for Family Machinju
MECHANICS' INSTITUTE (Pa.)FAIR
First Premium for Machine for all purposes.
First Premium for Maebine Work
GREENFIELD.(O)UNION FAIR. 1
First Premium for Family Machine.
First Premium forMachtfie Work.
CLINTON Co (O.)FAIR.
B'irst Premium for Family Machine.
First Premium for Machine Work.
MONTGOMEJY Co.(Pa )FAIR. j T /[
. First Pretmnm fur Maohine for alFpu.-poses
First Premium for Maceine Work.
SAN JOAQUINCo (CaI.)FAIR.
First Premium for Family Machine.
First Premium tor Machine Work.
SAN JOSE DISTRICT (Cal.) FAIR
. Fjrst Premium for Family Machine, J.' I
.Fsist Premium lor Machine Work \
The above comprises all the furs, &l which
the Gsebkß & BAKER MACAIK EB wsrs ttiWbiWl this
year. W. H. BARNES, Agent, Mefaoopany, Pa.
Salea-roome, 49& Broadway,. N*w Yerk,
730 Chestnut St. Philadelphia
.cd'.t: i.A .S-HM= NT F
r 3XTETOT
tammi
AND
CHAIR
I Jfll I
MANUFACTORY!
The subscriber has just opened a new Furniture
Cabinet and Chair Manufactory in Tunkhannocb,
next door to C. M. Koon's grocery store— where are
kept on .Hand and manufactured to order:
TABLES of all sires, patterns, and styles.
CHAIRS Flag-bottom, and common.
BUREAUS of all styles, sires, and prices.
BEDSTEAES, Cottage and common.
CENTRE TABLES, WORK STANDS, BOOK
CASES, and indeed every thing which can be found
in the largest fanuture establishments in the country,
which he will sell at prices as lew as they can be
bought in any town outside of the cities. Belli" sat
isfied that he can compete, both in workmanship and
prices with any establishment in the country, he so
licits the public patronage.
REPAIRING of all kinds Jone ity> neat, substan
tial and workmanlike manner.
N. B.—Old cane-seat chair.", new-seated and re
paired. ■*
UNDERTAKING.—Having a Hoarse of his own
and having had much experience, he will attend
this department of the busine.-.* on short uotice and
in a sati"fact'TV manner.
ABRAHAM HAAS.
July 16, IR62.—vln4Ply
CROCKER, Y!!!
A Large Stock just Opened
AT
T. L. ROSS CO'S.,
WALL PAPER.
WALL PAPER.
WALL PAPER.
WINDOW SHADES.
WINDOW SIIAD ES.
WINDOW SHADES.
OF ALL STYLES.
CLOTII SHADES WITH BORDERS.
CLOTH SHADES WITH BORDERS.
FIXTURES AND ROLLERS, COMPLETE
FIXTURES AND ROLLERS COMPLETE
EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS.
EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS
EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS.
ALSO
Large Stock of White Goods:
SWISS MULS
DOTTED S W IS.- MUSLIN,
BRILLIANTS,
JACONETS,
LACES,
BALMORAL SKIRTS,
SPRING SKIRTS.
. , GLOVES,
REAL AL EX ANDRE'S KID. ,
And a Large Stock of
YAFLK£E_HOTIONS.
Iron,
N ai Is,
Wliite-Lead,
Zinc, Linseed Oil,
Glass, Putty, Door-Locks,
' '.:, t and a genera assortment -of
- BUILDERS HARDWARE.
Fish, of all kinds.
Casb. Faid
for ail kinds of Grain.
Tunkhannock, March, 9th. 18G4.
HARDWARE & IRON
HUNT no's & slair
NOW OFFER FOR SALE
IRON, STEEL, NATLS AND SPIKES, MINE
RAIL, RAILROAD SPIKES, ANVILS,
BELLOWS, PLAIN A CONVEX
HORSE-SIIOES. HAM
MERED HORSE
NAILS.
WROUGHT IRON,
iUMIDEBS' HARDVAfIS.
I J CARPEN
, ■ , TERS' TOOLS, .1
(ALL WARRANTED,)
HUBS, SPOKES, FELLOES, SEAT
.■SPWDLES, CARRIAGE SPRINGS, AXLES.
PIPE BOXES, SPRING STEEL,
•V BOTTS, NUTS, WASH- 9
* EES BELTING,
PACKING,
GRIND STONES;
PLASTER
PARIS, CEMENT,
HAIR, SHOVELS, WHITE LEAD
FRENCH WINDOW
GLASS, Ac., Ac.,
ALSO SASH,
DOORS AND BLINDS
ON HAND IN ASSORTMENT
AND MANUFACTURED TO ORDER
LEATHEEIi AND FINDINGS
. . FALRBAK'S SALES.
vwurtoa, March *O. 136 J. vln33
,'sUlv i VI/. a
Ayer'sSarsaparilla
A compound remedy, designed to be the IBM|
effectual Alterative that can be made. It i*
a concentrated extract of Para Smaparill*,
so combined with other substance* of still
greater alterative power as to afford an, cflfc*.
tive antidote for the diseases Sarsspaiille fc
reputed to cure. It is believed a
remedy is wanted by those who suffer from
Strumous complaints, and that one which will
accomplish their cure must prove of immense
service to this large class of our afflictadlrllow.
citizens. How completely this compound will
do it has been proven by experiment on many
of the worst cases to be found of the following
complaints:
ScHOFULA. AND SCROFULOUS COMFLAIXT*,
ERUPTIONS AND ERUPTIVE DISEASES, ULCERS,
PIMPI.ES, BLOTCHES, TUMORS, SALT RHKUM,
SCALD HEAD, SYPHILIS AND SYPHILITIC AF
FECTIONS, MERCURIAL DISE ASE, DROPSY, NEU
RALGIA OR TIC DOULOUREUX, DEBILITY, DYS
PEPSIA AND IXDIOESTIOX, ERYSIPELA*, Roil
OR ST. ANTHONY'S FIRE, and indeed the whol*
class of complaints arising from IXPUTT *V
THB BLOOD. >
This compound will be found a gmt pro
moter of health, when taken in the spring, to
expel the foul humors which fester in th*
blood at that season of the year. By the time
ly expulsion of them many rankling disorder*
are nipped in the bud. Multitude* can, by
the aid of this remedy, spare tliemselve* from
the endurance of foul eruptions and ukerous
sore 9, through which the system will atrive to
rid itself of corruptions, if not assisted to dc
this through the natural channels of tRB body
by an alterative medicine. Cleanse out tli*
vitiated blood whenever you find its inipUritiea
bursting through the skiu in pimples, eruption*,
or sores; cleanse it when you find it i ob
[ structed and sluggish in the veins; cleans* it
whenever it is foul, and your feelings will tell
you when. Even where no particular disorder
is felt, people enjoy better health, and liv*
longer, for cleansing the blood. Keep th*
blood healthy, and all is well; but with this
fiabulum of life disordered, there can b no
asting health. Sooner or later somethu:*
must go wrong, and the great m. jhinery M
life is disordered or overthrown.
Sarseparilla has, and deserve* much, th*
repu otion of accomplishing these ends. But
the world has been egregiously deceived by
preparations of it, partly because the drur
alone has not all the virtue that is claim*!
for it, but more because many preparation*,
pretending to be concentrated extract* of it,
contain but little of the virtue of Sarsaparilla,
or any thing else.
During late years the public have been rai
led by large bottles, preteiuLiig to give a quart
of Extract of Sarsaparilla for one dollar. Most
of these have been frauds upon the sick, for
they not only contain little, if any, Sarsapa
rilla, but often no curat ve properties whatev
er. Hence, bitter and painftil disappointment
has followed the use of the various extracts of
Sarsaparilla which flood the market, until th*
name itself is justly despised, and has become
synonymous with imposition and chnht. Still
we call tiiis compound Sarsaparilla, and intend
to supply such a remedy as shall rescaa th*
name from the load of obloquy which rest*
upon it. And we think we have ground foT
believing it has virtues which are irreaistibl*
by the ordinary run of the diseases it is intend
ed to cure. In order to secure their complet*
eradication from the system, the remedy should
be judiciously taken according to direction* on
the bottle.
PREPARED BY
DR. J. C. AYE R 8c GO.
LOWELL, MASS.
Price, SI per Bottle ; Six Bottle* t*r #3.
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
has won for itself such a renown for the_ cura of
every variety of Throat and Lung Complaint, that
it is entirely unnecessary for us to recount the
evidence of its virtues, wherever it haa bee* eia
ploved. As it has long been in constant u*
throughout this section, we need not do more Yuan
assure the people its quality is kept tip to th* best
it ever has been, anu that ;t may V relied on to
do for their relief all it has ever been found to do.
Ayer's Cathartic Pills,
FOR THE CURE OF
Costivcnest, Jaundice, Dyspepsia, Indqmt on,
Dysentery, Foul Stomach, Erysipelas, flcadache.
Piles, Rheumatism, Eruptions and Skin Diseases,
Liter Complaint, Dropsy, Tetter, Tumors and
Salt Rheum, Worms, Gout, Xetr'algia, as a
Dinner Pill, and for Purifying the Blood.
They are sugar-coated, so that the moat Sensi
tive can take them pleasantly, and they.ara th*
best aperient in the world for all the purpo*s of a
family physic.
Prise 25 cents per Box; Five boxe* for SI.OO.
Great numbers of Clergymen, Phr sicians, States
men, and eminent personages, have lent their
names to certify the unparalleled usefulness of these
remedies, but our space here will not permit the
insertion of them. The Agents below named fur
nish gratis our AMERICAN ALMANAC in wiiichthey
are given; with also full descriptions of the above
complaints, and the treatment that should be fol
lowed for their cure.
Do not be put off by unprincipled dealers with
other preparations they make more Profit on -
Demand AYER'S, and take no others. The sick
want the best aid there is for them, and they should
have it.
All our remedies are for sale by
F. C. Bunnell <fc Co., and J. W Lyman k Co.,
Tunkhannook, Sterling A Son, Slerlingville, also by
all druggists and dealers in medicines everywhsr;*
Great Improvement in Sewing Machine*
E M PI R RH
-A*
Patented February 14th, 1360.
SALESI OOM 536 BROADWAY, N, Y.
200 WASHINGTON STREET, BOSTON.
THIS MACHINE, is constructed on entirely new
principles of met haui.-in, possessing many rare and
valuable improvements, having been examined by
the "most profound experts, and pronounced to be
SIMPLICITY and PERFECTION COMBINED.
It has a straight needle, perpendicular action,
makes the "Loch or Shuttle 3titeh." which will
"Neither Bip nor Ravel," and it is alike on both
sides ; performs perfect sewit g on every description
of material, from Leather t the finest Nanaook
Muslin, with cotton, linen or silk thread, fruui th*
coarsest to toe finest number
* Having neither "Cain nor Cog' Wheel," and the
least possible Diction, it tabs as smooth as glaa*,
and is
EHPnATTCALLY A NOISELESS MACHINE ! •
It yequire* fifty per cent less power bp drive it
than any otheruineiiiiie in the market. A girl
twelve years of age can work it ritnuißy,
fatigue or injury to health.
Its strength and "Wonderful Simplicity" „*f con
struction renders it almost impossible to get out of
order and is guaranteed by the company to |ir
entire antisfaetkm. /!\ x\
We respectively invite all those who may ifesiro
to supply themselves with a „uperior article, t*
come nni examine this "Unrivalled Machine,"
One half hour's instruction u sufficient.ts enable
any person to icork, this I\Ja..tiine to these entire
satistaction. .. ,
Religious and Charitable Institutions will be liber
ally dealt icith.
Agents wanted for all Towns in the United State*
where Agents are not already established, Also for
Cnba, Mexico, Central and South America, to whom
a liberal d'scount will be given.
T, J. McARTHUR & CO.
A. & Co. *-r
PRINCIPLE AGENTS ESTABLISHED
Syracuse, N. Y„ John H, Fowler, Pbila., Samieat*
McGtath A Co.. Pittsburg, Earnest Axthelm, Y
v4n4flty A& C .J i
O~T7IE NERVOUS. DBBILITATBD AND
DESPONDENT OF BOTH SEXES. A great
sufferer hiving been restorerjp health in a few
days, after many years of misery, is willing to asiiit
his suffering fellow-creatures by sending (ft**)
the receipt of a postpaid addressed envelope, a eopy
of the formula of cure oraployed. .Directed to ff.*>
JOHN M. DAGNALL, Box IS3 Post Office,
Brooklyn
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