IpsaHmwMg, There are 751 lager beer saloons in Cin innati. The more music you can make on one .tiing the less it will cost you to keep your .Mdle strung Mrs. Partington says Ike has bo't 1 horse so spiritous, that he always goes off n a dpcanter. "1 am afraid you will come to want," said 1 old lady to a young gentleman. "I hate to want already," was the reply. ''l unt your daughter." A flirt is like a dipper attached to a hy runt: every one io at liberty to drink from , but DO one desires to c.rry it away. — —- —. A tall, thin, square built gentleman, was en walking down the street a few days ago, hen all of a sudden he was observed to turn >uud. There is no safer protection against bur rs than to feod your baby before going to : 1. with green apples. said a youngster, what is -.ctnation ?" Tt is the art of putting stops, my child," 'Then / wish yon would go down into the liar and punctuate the cider barrel, as the 'er is running all over the floor." jouie wicked rascal says he has invented lew telegraph. He proposes to place a eof women fifty steps apart, and commit 9 news to the first as a very profound se • Jt. An Irishman in describing America, said : "1 am tould that ye might roll England *u it an' it wouldn't make a dint in the und there's fresh water oceans inside tye might droun ould Ireland ; an' as ; Scotland, ye might 6tick it in a corner, ' ye'd niver at all be able to find it out, cept it might be by the smell of bad whis — ■•- —- SCHOOLMASTER —BiII Tompkins, what's a '.dow ? Bill—"A widder is a married woman what n't got no husband, kos he's dead." Master—''Very wel!. What is a widow ni) Bill—"A widerer is a man what runs arter iders." The savage maiden paints her body; bright eyed beanty of civilization paints " check. The one wears a ring in her nose; * other rings her ears The one girdles self with the gaudiest zone she can com* ;<<\ ; the other arrays herself in stuffs of • costlict quality and richest dyes. They the same by nature; they have been nged by circumstances. \ bachefsr friend of ours says that he sev attempted to make but one speech to a 'man, and then he did not succeed. It a beautiful moonlight night, and ho ight her hand and dropped upon his knees. > only saw a streak of calico as she went >r the bar. He did not see her again for ortnight. and then a fellow was feeding r with molasses candy at a circus. COMUMDRUMS. —Why cannot two slender •:80ns ever become great friends ? Because ey will afways be slight acquaintances. Why is a crow a brave bird ? Because he ;rer shows the white feather. Wny is a person who never lays a wager had as a regular gambler ? Because be 10 better. Vby is dough like the sun ? Because n it rises it is light. 7hat did Lot do when his wife turned to ? Got a fresh one. >W ARE YOU, CLERK ?—We havn't . iof a richer thing than was lately per -.rated upon a bookstore clerk something <1 than * thousand miles from Gennesee rtt bridge. Everybody has heard jokes . •:}>. trated upon theodd names which it is fashion to bestow upon books now-a-day , jt. we venture to say, nothing richer than : 3 incident. A well-known wag stepped the book store above mentioned, and in red, "Have you 'The Woman in White ?' " replied the clerk. •'All Alone?" iked the searcher after literature. "Yes," •ponded the clerk, "In the Dark ?" still cried the questioner. "Yes, sir," again .nptly answered the attendant. "Weil, f have to say is," retorted the wag, "you ♦ve a nice thing of it." Good bye !" "How are you, clerk?"— Utica Telegraph. — HEARD FROM.— By our last from Mrs. ' ir ingiou, she thus discourses concerning •WT.: Na'icy Jane writ to you about poor Ike -nig grafted into our union army ; it was .ring the late prevailing restriction I've *-■*ll *o dreadful uneasy—laws ame ! But 1, at last we have heard of him by a ;lbor, who is home on a furrow. He r innocent—at onc't took his place as ;hbor Tibbina says, as first Corpulent, soon proved so deficient that he was upted to be an Ord'nary Shrgeon, poor 1! But what the blessed dear knows arterials, computation of limbs, and c, surpasses me. llow snmever ifhe vi be the bumble implement in tho hands . he Lord of saving the lives of the gallua i.'v- whose heads have been disseminated 1.. bursting open of pontoons and things, m st sacrifice him freely on the alter of 7" insy uniform, and the Lord have mercy • s system. WANTEDI 100,000 Men and Women to call, and examine for themselves, the new and splended stock of SPRING & SUMMER Goods, —AT— THE HEAD QUARTERS for Good bargains. Hallstead & Howe. Have just opened a large and well selected stock of goods at the store formerly occupied by 0. L. Hallstead & Son at NICHOLSON DEPOT where can be fou nd the handsomest and cheapest stock of gcods in the country, consisting of foreign and do mestic DRY GOODS! Cloths, Cassimeres, Muslins, Sheet ings, Ticking, Calico's Delanes, Flannels, and all kinds of Mourning Goods, lpaccas, Black Silks, Ginghams, Balmoral and Skeleton Skirts, Canton Flan nels, Nankeen, and Carpeting of all kinds • H ail muse of Rhyme inspire my song, A nd lend to me thy soaring wing, while I plod, the thoughtless throng L ed on by some false God or King, Seek. in rain, the place to find, T hat satisfaction girts human kind, £ ach strives the favored goal to seek, .A nd struggling on with might and main. D elves deep in earth, o'er oceans sweep, -A nd follows mammon's motly train, AN| eath whose gilded palace lies D estruction to her votaries. XX earken wea'yone, let wisdom speak. Oft she's hinted, now she vows: "W v orth of your money do you seek V K re it's too late, go to HALBTEAD A HOWE'S. HATS & CAPS Notions Sf Varieties. Com prising Ho siery,Gloves,Thead Buttons, Suspenders, Neckties, Collars, Hand kerchiefs, Hair Brushes, Tooth Brushes, Gum, Ribbon and Cords, Tape, Crotchet braid, worked collars, fancy head dresses tidy cotton, carpet binding combs, fancy soaps, Carpet bags, trunks, Valises, U mbrellas, Blank Books, Paper Envelopes &c., &c. &c., Hardware of all kinds, such as Nails, Hinges, Screws, Door Latches and Knobs, Locks and CUTLERY of every de scription. Also Dyes Drugs, Paints, Varnish es, Fish Flaxseed and Benzine Oils, Glass, Putty, etc. Q,uecns & Glassware Cf all kinds. Stone and Earthenware. A large Stock of Composed of sugar, coffee, teas, rice, corn starch, Maccaroni, Barley, Bak ing powder, molasses, soaps, candles, tobacco, and segars, salt, fish, meat, cheese, &c. Also, a large variety of Boot sand Shoes, for Men, Women and Children, kinds of Grain and Coun try Produce taken in exchange for Goods. Call and see for yourselves and we assure you good bargains. 11. P. HALLSTEAD, J. E HOWE. Nichokon June 28,1865. 4UC-1 7 EL. LACK. A WESTERN R. R. Sumner Arrangement—lß6s, PASSENGER TRAINS LEAVE WESTWARD I EASTWARD. Morning | Evcn'g | STATIONS | Morn'g | Evening Train | Tra'n | | Train Train. A. M | P.M. | |A. M. |P. M. 9.00 400 New York 5.20 10.30 11.25 7.05 New Hampton .... 2.35 827 11 42 7.22 Washington 2,19 811 11 54 7.34 Oxford 207 800 rl2 05 7,45 Bridgeville 156 7.50 U'2.10 755 Manunka Chunk*.. 1.50 7,45 '12.30 6-20 Dlawnre 1.42 7,40r? 512 40 8.29 Mount Bethel 1.17 7 ls^j <12.55 8.45 Wafer Gap 102 7.00 ' •£ 1.22 858 Stroudsburg...... . 12-48 6.48 pj S5 1-33 910 Spragueville 12 37 6 38> £ 144 920 Henryville 12.27 fi.29 ® 2 2.00 9.35 Oakland 12.11 6.142 £ 218 9.52 Forks 11.53 6.29 3 5 238 10.11 Tobyhanaa 11 34 5.41 £ H 252 10.24 Gouldsboro 11,20 6.2 35 3.15 10.46 Moscow :057 5t7 y L 3,27 10.58 Dunning 10,47 a3 40 Greenville 10 35 ....ffl w 4.20 11 45 SCRANTON 10 15 430 '4.42 •••• Clark's Summit-... 9.38 •••• 450 12.15 AbiDgton 9.30 350 5.06 12.31 Factoryvilte 9.14 3.35 52612 51 Nicholson 8,50 3.12 5.48 1.13 Hopbottom 833 257 6.10 1.35 Montrose S.lO 2.36 6.31 156 New Milford 7.49 217 650 215 Great Bend 7,30 2,00 P, M. A. M A, M. P. M CONNECTIONS—Westward, The MORNING TRAIN from New York con nects at MANUNKA CHU> K with ?he train leav ing Philadelphia (Ken<.i n(r i on Depot) at 7 30 v in and at GREAT BEN D with fte through Mail Train on the Erie Railway, w ; t j, B i e6 ping oar attached, stopping at r,Vi the principal stations on that road, and firming nt Buffalo at 6 10 a, m THK EVENING TRAINS from New York con nects at MANUNKA CHUNK with the train leav ing Philadelphia (Kensington Lepot,) at 330 p. m at GREAT BEND with Express on the Erie Railway, west, arriviflj at Ruffala at 1;42 p. m, Eastward. The MORNING TRAIN from Great Bend con nects there with the Cincinnati Express on the Erie Railway from the West; at Manunka Chu k with a train for Philadelphia and intermediate -ta'ions, arriving in Philadelphia at 6.30 p. m.' and at New Hampton with a train for Easton. Bethlehem, Al lentown, Reading and Harrisburg, arriving at Har risburg at 8-30 p. m. The EVENING TRAIN from Great Bend con nects there with the New York Express on the Ex press on the Erie Railwav from the West; at Ma nunka Chunk with a train which runs to Belvidere where it lies over until 6 o'clock the next morning, and at New Hampton with an Express Train fir Aaston, Bethlehem. Allentown, heading and Har risburg. At SCRANTON, connections are made with trains on the Lackawanr.a and Bloomsburg Rail roan to and from Pittston, Kingston, Wilkesbarre. Berwick, Bloomsburg, Danville, Northumberland Harrisburg and intermediate stations, and with rains on the Delaware and Hudson Railroad to and from Carbondale and intermediate stations. WATTS COOKE, Supt. RA. HENRY, General Ticket Agent. je29tf FMLOITS&PLemRI —O—o THE SUBSCRIBER HAS HAD IN SUCCESSFUL operation, for several years, a SOIMBI, AT TOWA3XHDA, where all of the most approved and rare kinds of FRUIT 4- ORNAMENTAL TREES. Can be obtained. Being conv.nc'-1 from experience that his Trees and Plants w>°l give far better satisfaction to the Fruit-growers Oi Wyoming County than any grown in other localities, he confidently solicitstheir patron age. He will make annual visits either in person or by his agents to most of the townships of Wyoming Co , and asks only that his specimens may be examined and bis method of dealing be tested. Al! orders by letter or otherwise, for Trees, vines or i nts will be promptly attended to. uo3l-lv D HARK INS WM 61MR8 EYE AND EAR INFIMARY. 0 the Square, Three Doors from Steele's Hotel,) VVILK SUARRE, PA. THIS INSTITUTION is now opened and fur nished in the most costly style. Reception, Private and Opor ting Rooms are large, convenient '.nd well adopted The Surgical apartment contains he finest collection ol instruments in the country, sod thus his faculties will enable him to meet any nd all emergencies in practice. He will operate ipon all the various forms of BLINDNESS. Cata ract, Oceluon of the Pupil, Cross Ey.-s Closure of '.he Tear Ducta, Inversion of the Eyelids. Pterygium ko. Ac. And will treat all forms of Sores, Eye 3ranul a d Lids. Opaceties of the Cornea, and Scrof llous diseases of the Eye togother with all the dis sases to which the Eye is subject. DEAFNESS- Will treat all the diseases common :o the organ Discbarges from the Ear, Noises in the Ear, Catarrh, difficulty o! hearing, total Deaf aess even where the Drum is destroyed. Will in lert an artificial one answering nearly all tho pur xises of the natural. DISEASES OF THE THROAT.-All diseases •ommon to the Throat and Nose will be treated GENERAL SURGERY.—He will operate upon Club feet, Hair Lip, Cleft Pallate, Tumors, Cancers, Enlarged Tencils, Ac. Plastic operations by heal ing new flesh into deformed parts and general Sur gery of whatever eharae er it may present. HERNIA (or RUPEURE) —He will perfrom "La bias operation for the radical (complete) cure of Hernia, this is unquestionably a perfect cure, and is done with little or no pain. Out of many hun dred operated in Boston there has ben no failures, it having met the perfect approbation of all who have submitted to it. ARTIFICIAL EYES—WiII insert artificial Eyes giving them the motion and expresion of the natur al They are inserted with the least pain, HEDORRHOLDL, (Pies) -This troublesome dis ease is readily cured. Those suffering from it will do well to call. Dr Up De Graff visits Wilkog-Barre with a view of building up a p rmanent Institute for the treat ment of the Eye, Ear and General Surgery. The experience of more than a quarter of a century in Hospital and general practice, he hopes, will be a fficientguarantee to tboso who may be disLoaed IjV him < > ie 11(4 Sewing Machines FINKL E & LYO N 1 NEW PATENT ROTARY FLED Sewing Machines The following facts demonstrate that these Ma chinea'comprise the HIGHEST IMPROVEMENTS IN THE SEWING MACHINE ART. rix.— 1. Each MACHINE is guaranteed to give better satis faction than any othsr Sewinfi Machine in Market or money refunded. 2. They have taken many of the HIGHEST PREMIUHS at the most important EXHIBITIONS and TAIRS ever held in the Unitee States. 3. They make the LOCK STITCH alike on both sides— thus saving more than half the thread and silk used in th raveling ridge seams oftke loop-stitch and single thread Sewing Machines. 4. They ar/adapted to the widest range of heav and light ecwing. 5. They have no rattling wires, or delicate t --achmont to keep in repair. 6.tThey require no taking apart to clean or oil any no -Lessons" to set "needle, regula teniioa operate Machine, Please call and examine and demonstrate or agurself, or send lor CIRCULAR with samples of MV FINKLE A LYON M* 8. CO No. 538 BROADWAY NEWYORK v4n47ly. TO THE NERVOUS, DEBILITATED AND DESPONDENT OF BOTH SEXES A great sufferer having been restored to health in a few ffays, after many years of misery, is willing to assist his suffering fellow-creatures by aendiug (free) on tho ro oipt of a postpaid addressed envelope a CODT of Iko/ormuio of euro omployod. Directed to JOHN M, DAGNAIL, Box 183 PostOSco f4-4- Brooklyn, N.Y UNIM LIRAS; , Our LETTER A. FAMILY SEWING MACHINE 8 fast gaining a world-wide reputation. It is be yond doubt the best and cheapest and most beautiful of all Family Sewing Machines yet offered to the public. No other Family Sewing Machine has so many useful appliances for Hemming, Binding, Fell ing, Tucking, Gathering, Gnaging, Baiding, Em broidering, Cording, and so forth. No other Family Sewing Machine has so much capacity for a great variety of work It will sew all kinds of cloth, and with all kinds of thread. Great and recent im provements make our Family Sewing Machine most reliable, and most durable, and most certain In ac tion at all rates of speed. It makes the interlocked stitch, which is the best stitch known. Any one, ev en of the most ordinary capacity, can see, at a glance, how to use the letter A. Family Sewing Machine.— Our Familv Sowing Machines are finished in chaste and exquisite style. The Folding Case of the Family Machine is a piece of cunning workmanship of the most useful kind. It protects the machine when not in use, and when about to be operated may be opened as a spa cious ttnd substantial table to sustain the work.— While some of the Cases, made out of the choicest woods, are finished in the simplest and chastest man ner possible, others are adorned and embelished in tho most costly and suporb manners. It is absolutely necessary to see the Family Ma chine in operation, so as to judge of its great capaci ty and beauty. It is fast bee ming as popular for family sewing as our manufacturing machines are for manufactur ing purposes The Branch Offices are well supplied with silk, twist, thread, needles, oil, Ac., of the very best qual ity. Send for A PAMPHLET. THE SINGER MANUFACTURING COMPANY. 458 Broadway, New York. £3P"f"hlladelpfila Office, 8 lO Chestnut SM. I •*£'' TuoM.noock, AWA SAILS MAN —AND— Tin Shop. THE subscriber has just received at his shop, over Hankinson's Store, in MESHOPPEN PA., and will constantly keep on hand all the latest IMPOV I COOKING SF S Among which are the " CALORIC," MINER and " UNION" patterns, with PARLOR STOVES and Heaters of every description, which he offers for Ready Pay at prices that will defy competition His stoves are bought directly of Ifce Manufactur ers at ALBANY, WILKI.SBARRE. PROVIDENCE and SCRANTON. He is therefore enabled to sell hem at a small advance on the original cost TIN, SHEET-IRON, —AND- Copper Ware. all kinds on hand and made to order Also TIP, WAGON BOXS, AND SLEIGH SHOES FOR SALE. The popular Cookin t Stove, Forest Q, se en, Elevated 'oven) is now for the first, offered at S2O for 8 inch, s'2s for 9 inch, REPAIRING AND JOBBING neatly and promptly dune. HENRY STANSBURY Meshoppcn, Dec 17th, 1362—v2n191y. HARDWARE & IE OX ffl Gk HUNT BRO'S & BLAIR NOW OFFER FOR SaLE IRON, STEEL, NAILS AND SPIKES, MINE RAIL, RAILROAD SPIKES, ANVILS, BELLOWS, PLAIN & CONVEX HORSE-SHOES, HAM MERED HORSE NAILS. WROUGHT IRON, BUILD RS' HARD VAFIH. CARPEN TERS' TOOLS, (ALL WARRANTED.) HUBS, SPOKES, FELLOES, SEAT SPINDLES, CARRIAGE SPRINGS, AXLES. PIPE BOXES, SPRING STEEL, BOTTS, NUTS, WASH ERS BELTING, PACKING, GRIND STONES; PLASTER PARIS, CEMENT, HAIR, SHOVELS, WHITE LEAD FRENCH WINDOW GLASS, Ac , Ac., ALSO SASH, DOORS AND BLINDS ON HAND IN ASSORTMENT AND MANUFACTURED 10 ORDER LEAT BEER AND FINDINGS F ALBBAK'B SCALES. vanto. March 26, 1863. vln33— ' Manhood : how lost, how restored. Just published, a new edition of Dr. Culver well's Celebrated Essay on tho radial cure (without medicine) ol SPERMATORRHEA, or seminal Weakness, Involuntary Seminal Losses, IMPOTENCE. Mental and Physical Incapacity, Impediments to Marriage, etc ; also, CONSUMPTION, EPILEPSY, and FITS, induced by selt-indulgcnce or sexual extrava- , gance. Price, in a sealed envelope, only 6 cent*. The colebrated author in this admirable essay clearly .emonstrates from a thirty years' successful practice, that the alarming consequences of self abuse may be radically cured without the danger ous use of internal medicine or the application of the knife—pointing out a mode of cure at once simple, certain and effectual, by means of which every suf ferer, no matter Aat his condition may be, may i cure himself cheaply, privately, and radically. i X3T This Lecture should be in the hands of every ' youth and every man in the land. Sent, under seal, in a plain envelope, to any ad dress, pott paid, on receipt of six cents, or two post ■tarn ps. Address the publishers. CHAS. J. C. KLINE A CO. 12 T Bowery, New York, Pest Offiee box 4,596 ▼ 4-22-ly. AND CHAIR The subscriber has just opened a new Furniture Cabinet and Chair Manufactory in Tunkhannock next door to C. M. Koon's grocery store— where are kept on hand and manufactured to order: TABLES of all sizes, patterns, and styles. CHAIRS Cane-seat, Flag-bottom, and common. BUREAUS of all styles, sizes, and prices. BEDSTEADS, Cottage and common. CENTRE TABLES, WORK STANDS, BOOK CASES, and indeed every thing which can bo found in the largest furniture establishments in the country which he will sell at prices as low as they can be bought in any town outside of the cities. Being sat isfied that he can oompcte, both in workmanship and prices with any establishment in the country, he so licits the public patronage REPAIRING of all kinds done in a neat, substan tial and workmanlike manner. N. B.—Old cane-seat chairs, new-seated and re paired. INDERTAKING.—Having a Ilaarse of his ojva , and having had touch experience, he will attend this department of the business on short notice and in a satisfactorv manner. ABRAHAM HAAS. July 16, 1862.—v1n-191y CROCKERY!!! A Large Stock just Opened AT T. L. ROSS (JO'S., WALL PAPER. WALL PAPER. WALL PAPER. WINDOW SHADES. WINDOW SIIAD ES. . WINDOW SHADES. OF ALL STYLES. CLOTII SHADES WITH BORDERS CLOTH SHADES WITH BORDERS. FIXTURES AND ROLLERS,COMPLETE FIXTURES AND ROLLERS COMPLETE EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS. EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS. ALSO A Large Stock of White Goods; SWISS MI LS DOTTED SWISS MUSLIN. BRILLIANTS, JACONETS, LACES, BALMORAL SKIRTS, SPRING SKIRTS. GLOVES, REAL AL. EXAMDRE'S KIO And a Large Stock of YANKEE NOTIONS, Iron, ails, White-Lead, Zinc, Linseed Oil, Glass, Putty, Door-Locks, and a genera assortment of BUI.DERSHARDWBARE. Fish, of all kinds. Cash. Faid for ail kinds of Grain. Tunkhannock, March, 9th 18G4. GR EA.T S UJ, OF WATCHES & JEWELRY, 81,000,000, WORTH I To be disputed of ut ONE DOLLAR each, with out regwd to value, not to be paid jor until you kaow what you are to i eceive. BY A, H. HOWEN & CO., (Agents for tho Manufacturers,) No 36 Beekiuan Street, New-York, ZfW Read the following list of Articles to bo sold fcr ONE DOLLAR 5 100 Gold Hunting-Case Watches each 8125 00 100 " Watches, various styles-•• • " 7500 100 " Ladies' Gold Watches " 50 00 500 Silver Watches. each S2O 00 to 35 00 > 6,000 Latest style vest A neck chains -. ' 500t020 00 i 5,500 Gent's California diamond pins " 500t020 00 1 4,000 California diamond eardrops " 5 OOtolO 00 j 3,000 IWiniature Revolving Pins-. " 5 00 to 10 00 ! 2,000 California Diamond and enamelled Gent's scarf pins new styles •' 5 00 tolo 00 t 2.000 Masonic and Emblem pins.. " 3 00 to 10 00 j 2.500 Geld Band Bracelets engraved " 3 00 to 20 00 | 3.000 Jet ami Mosaic Brooches " 300 to 10 00 j 2.000 Cameo Brooehas " 500t020 00 3,1)00 Coral Ear-Drops " 4 00 to 600 j 2,00(1 Ladies' Watch Chains. " 800 to 15 00 6>OGO Gent's Pins,a splendid assort't" 200to10 00 ; 4,oooSolitaire -leeve Buttons-... ■' 300 to 10 00 j g,OOO Studs and Sleeve Buttons, in sets, " 300to10 00 : 5,000 Sleeve Buttons, plain. & en- „ ' graved - •' 200 to 800 j 10,000 plain and engraved Rings-- 250t010 00 j B,CK)O Lockets, richly engraved -• • • " 200 to 10 00 j 15,000 sets Ladies' Jewelry; neiv ami latest styles 6 00 to 12 00 J 5.00 Handsome Seal Rings " 300 to 800 2,000 Sets Bosom Studs- •' 250 to 600 1 1.000 Gold Pens and Gold holders " 15 00 to '25 00 2,000 Sets Jet and Gold Pirs and Ear Drops, latest styles, very ric'i " 600to10 00 2 000 Gold Thimbles. Pencils, Ac-. " 400 to 600 10,000 Gold Pers, and silver cases.. "500 to 300 10,000 " " Ebony holders-. ' 400ts 500 This entire list of beavtiful and valuable goods will be sold for ONE DOLLAR each. Cer'iflcates of all the above articles will be placed in envelopes, and sealed. These envelopes are sent by mail, as ordered, without regard to choi 0. On the receipt' of the certificate yr.u will see what you are to have, and then it is at your option to send the Dollar and take the article, >r not. Five certificates can be ordered for $1 ; eleven for ' $2 ; thirty f-r $5 ; sixty five for $lO ; and one hun dred for sls. We will send a single Certificate on the r®c©ipt of 25 cents for one certificate and our cir cular with terms. A. 11. ROWEN &CO., 36 Beekman Street, N. Y Box 4270 v4-n4O 6itio Iff Hi BAIEB'S CELEBRATED ELASTIC STITCH SEW IIG-M AOHIN'E' 11 ere awarded (he highest Premiums over all Competitors, at the / Hawing State and County Fairs of 1863. NEW YORK STATE FAIR. First Premium for Family Maohln®.. ■ Flret Premium for Manufacturing Macklat. First Premium for Machine Work INDIANA STATE FAIR. First Premium Cor Machine for all purpeaea. First Premium Tor Machine Work. VERMONT ST ATE FA IR. First Premium for Family Machine. First Premium for Manufacturing Machine. First Premium for Machine Work. OHIO STATE FAIR. First Premium for Machine Work IOWA STATE FAIR. First Premium for Family Machine. Fiast Premium for Manufactu ing Machine-:. First Premium for Machine Work. ILLINOIS STATE FAIR. First Premium for Machine for all purpe* First lTeininin for Machine Work. KENTrCKY STATE FAIR. First Premium for Machine for all purpesea* First Premium foi Machine Work MICHIGAN STATE FAIR, First Premium for Family Machine First Premium fur Manufacturing Machine. Eirst Premium for Machine Work. PENNSYLVANIA STATE FAIR First Premium for Manufacturing Machine First Premium for Ma thine Work. OREGON STATE FAIR. . First Premium for Family Machine. First Premium for Machine York. CIII rTF.NDF.X Co. (Vt.)Agr'l Soc. First Premium for Family Machine. First Premium fur Manufacturing Machine First Premium fer Machine Work- FRANKLIN Co (X. Y. )FAIR. First Premium for Family Machine. First Premium for Manufacturing Machine CHAM PLAIN VALLEY (Vt) Agr'l Soc. 1 IIAMPDf X Co. (MASS.)Agr'I Soc. Diploma for Family Machine. Diploma for Machine Work. WASHINGTON Co.(N. Y,)FAIR F'irst Premium for Family Machine. QL EENS Co.(X Y. )Agr'l Soc. Eirst Premium for F'cinily Machine. First Premium lor Manufacturing Machine! F'irst premium for Machine Work. ~ SARATOGA Co. (N.Y)FAIR. F'irst Premium for Family Machine. ' r ' MECHANICS' INSTITUTE (Pa.)FAIR First Premium for .Machine for all purpose*. First Premium for Machine Work ' ' ; GREENFIELD (O)UNION FAIR.- . • F'irst rremitiui for Family Machine. F'irst Premium for Machine Work. CLINTON Co (O)FAIR. F'irst Premium for Family Machine. First Premium for Machine Work. MONTGOMEJY Co.(Pa )FAIR. First Preminm for Machine for all pa -poses First Premium for Maceinc Work. SAXJOAQI INCo (CaI.)F'AIR. • . • . ,A. . First Premium for Family Machine. ' First Premium for Machine Work. SAN JOSE DISTRICT (Cul ) FAIR First Premium for Family Machine. Fsist Premium lor Machine Work ", ,' \ £W The above comprises all the fairs at which the Grodew A TJakfr Macaints were exhibited this l e ", M 11. BARNES, Agent, Mehoopanr, Pi. sale-ro< ms, -IBroadway, Njw York 7-it) Client ml St. Phila lelphia * IMPORTANTtFEMAW pills ) p P I C C' L A M A T I O,N TO THE LADIES i ' ~ ' Both Married and Single, THE OLDFST REGULATOR FOR FEMALES. DR.CIIEESEMAN'S FEMALE PILLB W ill immediately relieve, without pain, all disturb ance of the periodic discharge, whether arising trom relaxtion or suppression. They act like a charm in removing the pains that accompany difficult or im moderate menstruation, and are the only safe and reliable remedy for Flushes. Sick Headache Paftu' in the Loins, Back ami Sides, Palpitation of thn Heart, Nervous Tremors, Hysterics, Spasms, Broksa Sleep, and other unpleasant and aangerous effects sf an unnatural condition of the sexual functions la tho worst oases of Fluor Alb -AS. or Whites, thav af fect a speedy cure * DR. CIIEESEMAN'S FEMALE PILLS nave been used OVER A QUARTER OF A CEN -11 R\. 1 hey are offered as the only safe means af renewing interrupted uioustruation, but Ladicovsisst bear in mmd that there is one condition of the fe male system in which the Pills cannot be taken mahout producing a PECULIAR RESULT.— The condition referred to is PREGNANCY— the result. MISCARRIAGE, Such is the irresist ible tendency of the medicine to restore the scxuel functions toa normal condition, that even the pro ductive power of nature cannot resist it THEY CANN OT DO HARM in any other way. 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