rrFH ind tide wait for no man.
* i ——-
"Union is not always strength," as the sail
or said when he saw the purser mixing rum
with wattr^s
&-■ : _
"What boxes govern the world ? asked &
New York paper. It answers the question
thus:
"The cartridge box, the ballot box, the
jury box, and the band box."
It may seem right to a mrn to keep bor
rowing from his neighbors,but the end there
of—very croak neighbors.
V —
A handsome young lady being asked if 6he
ever gave a kiss, replied, "no, but 1 quite of.
ten have one stolen."
JEST The Stuyvesant pear tree in New
York city is in full bloom fur the two hun
dred and twentieth season,
Why is a hen sealed on a fence like a cent?
Because the head is on one side and the tai'
on the other.
•*m * I
4**-
"I knew a gal so modest, Sam, dat she or
dered her beau out ob de house."
"What for. Pompey ?"
"Bckasc, in a conversation on de snljec'
ob de wedder,he said de wind had 'shifted'."
In ancient days the precept was "know
thyself." In modern timis it has been sup
planted by the far more fashionable maxim,
•know thy neighbor and eveiything about
him.
An unmannerly wag being asked by the
landlady of bis boarding house why being so
tall a man, he ateso little, replied :
"Madam, a little goes a great way with
me "V"'
There is a chap in Boston who is so tender
hearted that he bursts into tears whenever
he look* at his cast off pantloons. Anything
that looks lke suffering makes him "bile
over" in a minute.
A divine, once praying, said, "O Lord, give
unto us neither poverty nor riches and
pausing solemnly a moment he added, "espe
cially-poverty."
W iiT A Dog Waggles his Tail.— Lord
Dundreary tells his friend the solution of
this difficult riddle : "because the dog is
stronger than ihe tail. If he wasn't the tail
would waggle the dog,"
An Irishman seeing an undet taker carrying
a very smallcoffin, exclaimed in the utmost
surprise.
"By the Saint O'Dinis O'Slingo ! is it pos
sible that that coffin can be intended for any
livrng crather ?"
4*V — .. . "
The new half handkerchiefs!jle ofbor.-mt
is fjiue noticed in an exchange :
"A sort of cup to catch the hair.
Leaving the head to 'go it bare,'
\ A striking example of'nothing to wear,'
Is this bonnet abomination."
J wud knot di in suiumur .
' Aleve the garden eass,
The roasted lam A buttirmilk
The kool plaise in the grass :
f would knot di in summur
When every thing is hot,
An leve the whiskey Jew lips ;
Owe know ! ide rather knot.
QUAKERISH. — Mr. Bush used to tell the
following of a brother barrister :
As the coach was about starting the young
limb of the law approached the landlady, a
pretty Quakeress, who was seated near the
lire, and said ho would not think to go with
out giving her a kiss.
"Friend," said she, "thee must not do it,"
"By heavens, I will."
"Well, friend, since thou hast sworn, thee
may do it ; but the roust not make a practice
of it."
A lady was once declaring that she could
not understand how gentlemen could smoke.
"It certainly shortens their lives,"said she,- -
"I didn't know that," exclaimed a gentleman
"there's my father who sinoke6 every bless
ed day. and he is now seventy years old."
"Well," was the reply, "if ho had never
smoked he might have been eighty.''
A GOOD HOTEL STORY.— Many good things
havo been told of Di. Thompson, the world
renowned humorist,and hospitable proprietor
ot the Atlanta Hotel, whose ready wit but
few are r*ady to encounter. But a little in
client occurred there a ew days rgo, which
rather worsted the doctor.
A lieutenant colonel, who was wounded at
Murfreeshwru' had been stopping with him,
and on the twentieth day called for his bill.—
The obliging clerk handed him the document
with twenty days multiplied by four dollars
Tuc colo.ni 1 scanned the bill and observed its
footing up—eighty dollars. lie turned to the
doctor, who was present, and asked him if he
did not think that was pretty heury The
doctot, with that peculiar II.RS of the head
which indicates a small whirlwind, said
"Ao : if you had to pay four dollars for a
gobbler ; one dollar a dozen for eggs ; four
dollars a pound for Rio coffee ; a dollar and a
quarter for butter ; fifteen dollars a bushel
for potatoes, and five dollars a pair for 6had,
you'd Ihink it was light
The colonel ran his eye over the bill again,
and quietly plied
j been here twenty days, and !
ir-d the article you have meuiioned that I
seen on your table."
If*s the docjtor rushed cut into the
bayard, aps did not cool off till he had j
whipped three little niggers.
JQR, E.L,LACK.AW,R.R.
Running Time of Passenger Trains, Jun
2d. 186*.
NCBTHWARD." | >Vlt SOUTHWARD
Accom- Passen ! Passen- I Accom
moda- ger. 1 I rooda- \
tion. i Hon. |
P. M. P. M. IA. M, P. M,
STATIONS
200 Great Bend 7.40 " 2,20~ i
1,35 6,21 New Milford 7,59 2,-15
1.00 6,00 Montrose 8,20 3,15
12,25 5.38 Hopbottom 8,43 3,50
11,50 5:16 Nicholson 9,00 4,25
11,20 4,56 Faetoryvilte 9,24 5,15
10 E5 4,40 Abington-* 9.40 5'40
10,40 4,32 Clark's Summit 9,48 6.00
10,10 4.10 SCRANTON 10,20 6,30
A. M 3,42 Greenville 10,40 P M
2?""* 3,29 Dunning ••• 10,52 ••••JT
3,17 Moscow 11,02
(-> •••• 2,54 Gouldsboro 11,26 ••••►-
PS •••• 2,40 Tobyhanaa 11,40 ■••• H
< •••• 2,20 Forks 11;50
P •••• 202 Oakland 12,17 •• •• e
>-> •••• 1,46 Henryville 12,33 ••••2
a •••• 1,35 Spragueville 12.43 •••*
; •• •• 1,24 Stroudsburg 12,54 •• •• a
W •••• 1,03 Water Gap 1,03
x •••• 12,47 Mount Bethel 1,24 ••••>
fba. •• • • 12,35 Delaware 1,50 ••••S
•••• 12,10 *Manunka Chunk-* 1.55 ••••
•••• 12,02 Bridgeville 2,1-4 ••••Ju
•••• 11,51 Oxford 2,15 ••••2
• ••• 11.38 Washington 2,28 ■•••
•••• 11,20 New Hampton 2,45 ••••
•••• A- M. *Change for Phil." PM. ••••
Passenger Ti ain Northward
Leaves New Hampton on the orrival of the Mai
Train whi"h leaves NEW YORK atß.lo A. M., and
MAXUNKA CHUNK on the arrival of the Train
which leaves PHILADELPHIA. (Kensington De
pot) at 7-15 A. M . At SCRANTON this Train
makes close connections with trains on the LACK*
A WANNA & BTOOMSBI'RG and DELAWARE A
HUDSON Railroads, and at Great Bend with the
Mail Train on the Erie Railway going West.
Tne Passenger Train Southward
Leaves Great Bend after the arrival of the Cincir-
Express trom the West, connecting at Scrattk
with Trains on the Luekawannx and Blootnsbu
and Delaware and Huds >n Railroads ; at Manun
Cnuok with the train for Philadelphia, and s
New Hampton with Trains for iVew York, the L
high Valley, Harrisburg, Ae. Passengers by th
Train arrive in New York at 5.50, in Philadelpei
at 6,30, and in Harrisburg at 8 20 P. M.
The Accommodation Train
Northward, connects at Great Bend with the Day
Express going West, by which passengers arrive a
Ithaca and Syracuse the same day.
Southward, Itavgs Great Bend after the arrival o
the New Yoik Express going East.
All Passenger Trains on the Erie F.ailway
i stop at Great Bend.
WATTS COOKE, Supt.
R A. HENRY, Gen. Tkt. Agert.
f'Ssa'ys & PiL©WES§
o—o0 —o
THE SUBSCRIBER HAS HAD IN SUCCESSFUL
operation, for several years, a
lOS2MI,
AT TOWAIXTIDAv
where all of the most appro; d and rare kinds of
FRUIT <sr ORNAMENTAL TREES.
| Can be obtained.
Being con v. nc-1 from experience that his Trees
i and Plants will -<ive far better satisfaction to the
I Fruit-growers o, Wyoming County than any grown
in Other localities, he confidently solicits their patron
age.
He will make annual visits either in person or by
his agents to most of the townships of Wyoming Co ,
and asks only that his specimens may be examined
and his method of dealing be tested.
Al! orders by letter orotherwise, for Trees,vines or
t nts will be promptly attended to.
031-]y ]> HARK INS.
EYE AM) EAR WEIMARY.
On the Square, Th'ee Doors from Steele's Hotel,)
\VI I.K • Sl-iAIiKK, PA-.
THIS INSTITUTION is now opened and fur
nished in the most costly s'yle, Reception,
j Private and Oper tii g lb oins are large, convenient
tnd well adopted the Surgical apirtinont contains
the finest collection ot in-xruments in the country,
and thus his faculties will enable bun to meet any
and all emergencies in practice- Ho will operate
ipon all tho various forms ot BLINDNESS. Cata
ract, Oceluon of the Pupil, Cross Ey> s Closure of
:he Tear Duett, Inversion of the Eyelids Pterygium
fcc. Ac. And will treat all forms of Sor.-s, Eve
3ranuld Lids. Opaceties of the Cornea, and Scrof
ilous diseases of the Eye together with all the dis
jases to which the Eye is subject.
DEAFNESS- Will treat all the diseases common
to the organ Discharges from the Ear, Noises in
tho Ear, Catarrh, difficulty of hearing, total Deaf
aess even where the Drum is destroyed. Will in
lort an artificial one answering nearly all the pur
poses of the natural.
DISEASES OF THE THROAT.—AII diseases
•ommon to the Throat anrl Nose will be treated.
GENERAL SURGERY.—He will operate upon
Clubfeet, Hair Lip, Cleft Pallate, Tumors, Cancers,
Enlarged Teneils, Ac. Plastic operations by heal
ing new flesh into deformed parts and general Sur
gery of whatever charae er it may present.
HERNIA (or RUPEURE) —He will pcrfrcm ' La
bias operation for the radical (complete) cure of
Hernia, this is unquestionably a perfect cure, and
is done with little or no pain. Out of many hun
dred operated upon in Boston there has b<en no
failures, it having met the perfect approbation of
all who have submitted to it.
ARTIFICIAL EYES—WiII insert artificial Eyes
giving them the motion and expresion of the natur
al They are inserted with the least pain,
lIEDORRHOLDL, (Pies) -This troublesome dis
ease is readily cured. Those suffering from it will
do well to call.
Dr Up De Graff visits Wilkos-Barro with a view
of building up a p rmanent Institute for the treat
ment of the Eye, Ear and General Surgery. The
experience of more than a quarter of a eentury in
Hospital and general practice, he hopes, will be a
fficicntguarantee to those who may be disposed
Ift bim
i \ i ;■ i 1 f ( 4
Sewing Machines
FINKI E & LVO N '
NEW PATENT ROTARY FEED
Sewing Machines
The following facts demonstrate that these Ma- I
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1. Each MACHINE is guarantee-! to give better satis- j
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or money refunded.
2. They have t .ken many of the niciiEST PREMIUMS
at the most important EXHIBITIONS and FAIRS
ever held in the Unitee Stales.
3. They make the LOCK STITCH alike on both sides J
thus sa/ing more than half the thread and silk j
used in Ih raveling ri.lgc seams ofthe loop-stitch j
and single thread Sewing Machines.
4. They are adapted to the widest range of heav
and light sc wiug.
5. They have no rattling wires, or delicate ut- j
achinent to keep in rbpnir.
6.l They require no taking apart to clean or oil amy
no • Lessons" to set 'needle, regula teniion
opercte Machine,
Please eall and examine and demonstrate or
ngurself, or send lor cmi-. ua with samples of se.v
y<C
FINKLE A I. VON >!• S. CO
No. 538 BROAD WAY NEW YORK
Editor of Democrat
DEAR SIR With vour permiss : on I wish to I
say to (he readers of youT paper that I will send, by I
return mail, to all who wish it (free) a Recipe, with
full directions for making and using a simple Vega- i
table Baluatbat will'effectually remove, in ten days
rumples. Blnt-hes, Tan Freckles, and all Irapuri
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and Beautiful,
.F I wi'l aUo mail free to those having Bald
Heads, or Bare Faies. simple directions end info -
mation that will enable them to start a full irrowth
of Luxurant Hair, Whiskers, or a MoustX in
less than thtrty. '
All applieaticn answered by return mail without
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THOS, F. CHAPMAN Chemist
THE SIIBER SEfflK MACHISES.
Our LETTER A. FAMILY SEWING MACHINE
a fast gaining a world-wide reputation. It is be
yond doubt the best and cheapest and most beautiful
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Sewing Machine has so much capacity for a great
variety of wofk It will sew all binds of cloth,
and with all kinds ofthread. Great and recent im
provements make our Family Sewing Machine most
reliable, and most durable, and most certain in ac
tion at all rates of speed. It makes the interlocked'
stitch, which is the best stitch known. Any one, ev
en ol the most ordinary capacity, can see, at a glance,
how to use the letter A. Family Sewing Machine
Our Family Sewing Machines are finished in chaste
and exquisite style.
The Folding Case of the Family Machine is a
piece of cunning workmanship of the most useful
kind. It protects the machire when not in use, and
when about to be operated may be opened as a spa
cious and substantial table to sustain the work.—
While some of the Cases, made out of the Choicest
woods, are finished in the simplest and chastest man
ner possible, others are adorned and embelished in
the most costly and superb manners.
It is absolutely necessary to see the Family Ma
chine in operation, so as to judge of its great capaci
ty and beauty.
It is fast bcei ming as popular for family sewing
as our manufacturing machines are for manufactur
ing purposes
lire Branch Offices are well supplied with silk,
twist, thread, needles, oil, Ac., of the very best qual
ity.
Send for A PAMPHLET.
THE SINGER MANUFACTURING COMPANY.
458 Broadway, New York.
I Office, HlO Chestnut St.
j Agt'a in Tunkhannnck.
—AND—
Tin Sliop.
IIE subscriber has just received at his shop, over
JL Uankiiison's Store, iu
MESHOPPEN PA.,
! and will constantly keep on hand all ihe latest
IMPOVED COOKING STOVES
Among which are the " CALORIC," MINER and
j "UNION" patterns, with PARLOR STOVES and
Heaters of every description, which he offers for
R.eady Pay
at prices that will defy competition
His stoves are bought directly of the Manufactur
ers at ALBANY, WfLKMSBARRE. PROVIDENCE
anu SCRANTON. He is therefore enabled to sell
beui at a small advance on the original cost
Till, SHEET-IRON,
—AND-
Copper Ware.
all kinds on hand and made to order Also
PIP, MAtOS ItOXS, AND SI.E] GU
SH OES FORBALE.
The popular Cookin t Stove,
Forest Q. ;e en,
I Elevated ~>ven) is now for the first, offered at
! S'2o for 3 inch, $25 for 9 *nch,
REPAIRING AND -JOBBING
neatly and promptly done.
HENRY STANSBURY.
MesLoppen, Doc 17th, 186" —v2nl9ly.
HARDWARE & IRON
HUNT BRO'S & SLASH
NOW OFFER FOR SaLE
IRON, STEEL, NAILS AND SPIKES MINE
RAIL, RAILROAD SPIKES, ANVILS.
BELLOWS, PLAIN A CONVEX
UORsE-SHOES, HAM
MERED HORSE
NAILS.
WROUGHT IRON,
BHIiS IS' HARD WARH.
•
CARPEN
TERS' TOOLS,
(ALL WARRANTED,)
HUBS, SPOKES. FELLOES, SEAT
SPINDLES, CARRIAGE SPRINGS, AXLES.
PIPE BOXES, SPRING STEEL,
BOTTS, NUTS, WASH
ERS BELTING,
PACKING,
GRIND STONES;
PLASTER
PARIS, CEMENT,
IIAIR. SHOVELS, WHITE LEAD
FRENCH WINDOW
GLASS, Ao., Ac.,
ALSO SASH,
DOORS AND BLINDS
ON HAND IN ASSORTMENT
AND MANUFACTURED 10 ORDER
LEATUEER AND FINDINGS
F LffßK'B SCALES.
<r:-ntr.u. Uiarch 26, 1863. vln33—
Manhood : how lost, how restored.
Just published, a new edition of Dr. Culver
well's Celebrated Essay on the radicil cure
(without uiedjeine) of SPERMATORRHOEA, or seminal
Weakness, Involuntary Seminal Losses. IMPOTB.VCV.
Mental an 1 Physical Incapacity, Impediments to
Marriage, etc ; also, CONSUMPTION. EPILEPSY, nnd
FITS. induced by self-indulgence or sexual extrava
gance.
Price, in a sealed envelope, only 6 cents.
Tbe colebrated author in this admirable essay
clearly remonstrates from a thirty years' successful
practice, that the alarming consequences of self
abuse may bo radically cured without the danger
ous use of internal medicine or the application of tbe
knife—pointing out a mode of cure at once simple,
certain and effectual, by means of which every suf
ferer, no matter " hat his .condition may 1, may
cure himself cheaply, privately, and radically.
This Lecture should be in the hauda of every
youth and every man in the land.
Sent, under seal, in a plain envelope, to any ad
dress, post paid , on receipt of six cents, or two post
stamps. Address the publishers,
CHAS. J. C. KLINE A CO.
1 ST Bowery, "New York, Post Office box 4,586
v 4 n22-lr
ooiinPKNts
FOR THE MILLION I
Pens to Salt tbe Hand, and Prices to Suit
' the Pocket.
The Best Gold Pens in the World 1
On receipt of the following sums, we will send, by
mail, or as directed, a Gola Pen or Pens, selecting
the same according to the description, namely.
Gold Pens, in Silver Plated Exten
sion Cases, with Pencils.
For 81 No 2 pen ; tar 81.25. No. 3 pen; for 1,50,'
No. 4 pen ; for 83 No. 5 pen; for 82,25 No. 6 pen
These pens are stamped THE IMPERIAL PEN,
and are well finished and fine writing GOLD PENS,
with good aridum points, although they are unwar
ranted and cannot bo exchanged.
WARRANTED GOLD PENS.
Our name (AMERICAN GOLD PEN CO. N Y,) is
stamped on allsiur first quality Pens, ,and the points
are warranted for six moots; except against acci
dent. Our second quality Pens, are scamped THE
NATIONAL PEN, with the initials of our firm (A.
G, P Co ,) and are carefully made, having the
same points as our first quality Pens, the only great
difference being in the quality of the Gold.
Gold Pens' Ist and 2d quality in
Solid Silver Extension Cases
with Pencile.
For 82,00 a No 1 pen Ist quality, or a No. 2 pen
2d quality.
For 42 25 a No. 2 pen Ist quality, or a No-3 pen
2d quality
For 82 25 a No. 3 pen Ist quality, or a No. 4 pen
2d quality.
Ftr S3 50 a AO 4 pen Ist quality, or a No. 5 pen
2d quality.
For 84 50 a No. 5 pen Ist quality' or a No. 6 pen
2d vualitv.
For 45 50 a No. 6 pen Ist quality
The same Gold Pens, in Solid Silver
G old-Plated Ebony Desk Hold
ers and Morocco Cases.
For 82 25 a No. 3 pen Ist quality, or a No. 4 pen
2d quality.
For 82 50 a No 4 pen Ist-quality, or a No. 5 pen
2d quality.
For 83 20 a No. 5 pen Ist quality, or a No. G pen
2d quality •
For 84 00 a No. 6 pen Ist quality. For 45 58 a
No 7 pen For 86 75 a No. 3 peu. For 813-
00 a No. 12 pen ; all first quality.
Our pens rank throughout the country as equal it
not superior to any Gold pens manufactured. Not
only for their writing qualities but durability and
elegant finish. The greatest care is used in their
manufacture, and none are sold with the slightest
imperfection which skill can detect.
Parties in ordering must specify the name, num
ber and quality in all instances and whether stiff
or limber, course or fine
TO CLUBS.
A discount of 12 per cent, will be allowed or.
sums of Sls, if sent to one address, at one time ;
15 per cent, on 825 ; 20 per cent, on 840.
All remittances by mail, REGISTERED, are at ear
isk- To all who enclose 20 cents extrA for regis
ering, we guarantee the safe delivery of tbe goods.
Circulars of all our new styles, with Engravings
f exact sizes and prices, sent upon receipt of stamp
f desired. Pen . repointed for 50 cents by mail,
Stationers and Jewelers are requested to corres
pond with us aswe can offer them great induce
ments
Address.
AMERICAN GOLD PEN CO..
A4-n26-3rnos No 200 Broadway, N.Y
GREAT SAIXsB,
OF
WATCHES & JEWELRY,
91,000,000, WORTH 1
To be dispof-ed of at ONE DOLLAR each, with
out regwd to value, not to be paid jor
until you kaow what you are to
receive.
BY A, 11. lIOWEN & CO.,
(Agents for the Manufacturers,)
No 3G Beckinan Street, New York,
rr 'lead the following list of Articles to be sold
ftr ONE HOLLAR
100 Gold Hunting-Case Watches - •• each 5125 00
100 " Watches, various styles••• • " 7500
100 " Ladies' Gold Watches " 50 0C
500 Silver Watches. each 820 00 to 35 00
6,000 Latest style vest A neck
th iins 1 5 00 to 20 00
5.500 Gent's Caliiornia diamond
pins " 500t020 00
4,000 California diamond eardnps " 5 OCtoAOOO
3,000 Miniature Revolving fins-- " 5 00 t> 10 00
2,000 California Diamond and
enamelled Gent's Scarf pins
new styles •' 5 00 I■>lo 00
2.000 Masonic and Emblem pins-. " 3 00 to 10 00
2.500 Geld Band Bracelets.engraved u 3 00 to 20 00
3.000 Je and Mosaic Brooches.... " 300 to 10 00
2,000 Cameo Broochos " 500t020 00
3.000 Coral Ear-Drops " 4 00 to 600
2,000 Ladies' Watch Chains. " 800to15 00
6 000 Gent's Pins,a splendid assort't" 200to10 00
4,000 Solitaire "leevo Buttons.... ■' 300 to 10 00
£.OOO Studs and Sleeve Buttons, in
sets, " 300to10 00
5,010 Sleeve Buttons, plain. A en
graved 2 00 to 8 00
10,000 plain and engraved Rings*. 2 50 to 10 00
8,000 Lockets, richly engraved -..." 2 00 to 10 00
15,000 sets Ladies' Jewelry, new and
latest styles " 600t012 00
5.00 Handsome Seal Rings " 300 to 800
j 2,000 Sets Bosoui Studs •' 250 to 600
1.000 Gold Pens and Gold old ers " 15 00 to 25 00
2,000 Sets Jet and Gold Pirs snd
Ear Drops, latest styles, very
rich " 6 00 to 10 00
2.000 Gold Thimbles. Pencils, Ao-- " 400 to 600
10.000 Geld Pers, and silver cases.. " 5 00 to 3 00
10,000' " . " Ebony holders•• 1 400ts 500
This entire list of heavtiful and valuable goods
will be sold ftrr ONE DOLLAI: each. Certificates of
all the above articles will be placed in envelopes,
and sealed. These envelopes are sent by mai'. as
ordered, without regard to choi e. On the reeeipt
of the certificate ycu will see what you are to have,
and then it is at your option to send the Dollar and
takS the article, or not.
Five certificates can be ordered for 81 ; eleven for
82 ; thirty Ur 45 ; sixty five for 810 ; and one hun
dred for 815. We will send a single Certificate on
the receipt of 25 cents for one certificate and ourcir
cu'ar with terms.
A. H. ROWEN &CO.,
36 Bcekman Street, N. Y. Box 4270,
v4-n4O Gino.
WHEELER & WILSON'S
HIGHEST PREMIUM
Sewing-Machines.
The Cheapest and Best.
OVER 150,000 OF THESE WELL-ESTABLISHEO
SEWING-MACHINES HAVE BEEN SOLD.
4®"* SXSD roa CIRCULAR, LADIES' ALMANAC, AC.
J * AGENTB WANTED.
; Address WHEELER & WILSON
Setrinrf-Jlftch iuc Co.
704 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia.
A Card to Invalids.
A Clergyman, while residing in South Ame ica
as a missionary, discovered a safe and simple reme
dyfor the Cure of Nervous Weakness, Early Decay.
Diseases of the Urinary and Seminal Organs, and
the whole train of disorders brought on by baneful
au I vicious habits. Great numbers have been al
ready cured bv this noble remedy. Prompted by a
desiro to benpfit the afllioted and unfortunate, I will
send the reMpo for preparing and using this medicine
in a sealed envelope, to any one who aeeds it. Free
of Charge;
Please inclose a post-paid envelobe, addressed to
yourself.
ADDRESS.
JOSEPH T INMAX,
STATION D. BIBLE HOUSE,
New York CUj
: ,r ! IsNT 5 " r
CABINET
AND
C HA I R
The subscriber has just opened a new Furniture
Cabinet and Chair Manufactory in TunkhaDnoek,
next door to C. M. Koon's grocery store— where are
kept on hand and manufactured to order:
TABLES of all sizes, patterns, and styles.
CHAIRS Cane-seat, Flag-bottom, and common.
BUREAUS ot all styles, sizes, and Drices.
BEDSTEADS, Cottage and common.
CENTRE TABLES, WORK STANDS, BOOK
CASES, and indeed every thing which con be found
in the largest furniture establishments in the country,
which he will sell at prices as low as they can be
bought in any town outside of the cities. Being sat
isfied that he can compete, both in workmanship and
prices with any establishment in the couDtry, he so
licits the public patronage.
REPAIRING of all kindsdone in a neat, substan
tial and workmanlike manner.
N. B.—Old cane-seat chairs, new-seated and re
paired.
UNDERTAKING.—Having a Hoarse of his own
and having had much experience, he will attend
this department of the busine-s on short notice and
in a satisfactory manner.
ABRAHAM HAAS.
July 16, 1562.—r1n491y
CROCKERY!!!
A Large Stock just Opened
AT
T. L. ROSS CP'S.,
WALL PAPER.
WALL PAPER.
WALL PAPER.
WINDOW SHADES.
WINDOW SHAD ES.
WINDOW SHADES.
OF ALL STYLES.
CLOTH SHADES WITH BORDERS
CLOTH SHADES WITH BORDERS.
FIXTURES AND ROLLERS,COMPLETE
FIXTURES AND ROLLERS. COMPLETE
EMLIROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS.
EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS
EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS.
ALSO
A Large Stock of White Goods;
SWISS MI LS.
DOTTED SWISS MUSLIN,
BRILLIANTS,
JACONETS,
LACES,
BALMORAL SKIRTS,
SPRING SKIRTS,
GLOVES,
REAL ALEXANDRES KID.
nd a Large Stock of
YANKEE HOTiOHS.
Iron,
ails,
White-Lead,
Zinc, Linseed Oil,
Glass, Putty, Door-Locks,
and a genera assortment of
BUI. BERSH A RDWBARE.
Fish, of all kinds.
Casb. Paid
for all kinds of Grain.
Tunkhanneck, March, 9th 1864.
TO PROFESSORS OF MUSIC AMATRURS, AND
THE MUSICAL PUBLIC GENERALLY,
P. A. WONDERMANN
FOREIGN A AMERICAN ML'SIC WAREHOUSE, 824 BBOAI>
WAY,
Having on hand the largest-stock of Foreign Music
in New York,which he imports trom Europe express
ly to meet the taste and rcquiremerts of the Ameri
can lovers of Music. respectfully calls attention to
the fact that be is now supp ying Music ol Every
Style at a Reduction of TWKNTY-FIVK to I-IFTV per
cent, less than any other house in the United States.
Private Families can be supplied (post free ) by
! forwarding the cash to the above address Should:
the amount of cash be forwarded exceed the costc
the Music, the balance will be promptly returned in
postage eurrcney
DKALKBS and Professors should not neglect this
opportunity ; they will be liberally dealt with.
N B Any and every piece of Music (vocal or
instrumental) published in Europe and America,
will be supplied to order, if accompanied by the
cash,
Remember the Address,
P. A. W UNDER M A N X
Foreign and American Music Warehouse,
824 Broadway, New York,
I 8 BVSa2JSB
—AGAINST—
FIRE! FIRE!! FIRE 1! !
Takon at this office, on all kinds of Town and
Country property, at the MOST REASONABLE TERMS,
and for any tiuie. from THREE MONTHS TO
FIVE YEAR;—either
WITH or WITHOUT PREMIUM NOTES
j Is the company reliable ? Will it promptly pay
| its honest losses ? are the important inquiries with
I all insurers. We answer :
i THE LYCOMING CO. INSURANCE COMPANY
j HAS BEEN IN SUCCESSFUL OPERATION
j FOR TWENTY-THREE YEARS.—IT HAS
A WELL SECURED CAPIATL OF
OVER 82,400,00 IT PAYS FROM
sbo : TO 4125,000 LOSSES
A NNUALLY
T •
ALL
* LOSSES
ARE PROMPTLY
ADJUSTED AND PAID:
EACH INSURER IS FURNISHED
WITH AN AUTHENTICATED ANNU
NUAL STATEMENT OF EXPENDITURES
AND OPERATIONS OF THE COMPA
NY THE COMPANY IS CONDUCTED ON
JUST AND EQUITABLE PRINCIPLES.
THE CHARTER IS PERPETUAL.
Reference* Hon. Wm. M. Piatt, Hon. A. K
Peckham, Henry Stark and Samuel Stark Esqs ot
Ibis County•; Sayer A Bros, of Susquehanna, and
tleorge M. Hollenbaek and others of Lusenie County
•ho insure in and have been paid losses by this'
1 Company. * '
HARVEY SICKLER. Agt.
- - •*
(lira i Hoi's
CELEBRATED ELASTIC STITCM
. EWING-MACHINE
Were awarded l/te highest Premium #ht
all Competitors, at the / dlouinj
State and, County Fair* of 186 J.
NEW YORK STATE FAIR.
First Premium for Family Machine.
First Premium for Manufacturing Maekiaa
First Premium for Machine Work
INDIANA STATE FA HI.
First Premium for Machine for all purpe*
First Premium for Machine Work. *
VERMONT STATE FAIR.
First Premium for Family Machine.
First Premium for Manufacturing Maekia*
First Premium for Machine Work.
OHIO STATE FAIR.
First Premium for Machine Work
IOWA STATE FAIR.
Fust Premium for Family Machine.
Fiast Premium for M itrtifacta ing Miehiue
1 irst Premium for Machine Work.
ILLINOIS STATE FAIR.
First Premium for Machine for all purae*
First Premium for Machine Work.
KENTUCKY STATE FAIR.
First Prominm for diarhine for all pirMm*
First Premium foi Machine Work
MICHIGAN STATE FAIR,
First Premium for Family Machine
First Premium for Manufacturing Machine
First Premium for Machine Work
PENNSYLVANIA STATE F'AIR
First Premium for Manufacturing Machine
Fir-t Premium for .Machine Work.
OREGON STATE FAIR
First Premium for Family Machine
First Premium for Machine Work.
CIIITTFNDEN Co. (Vt.)Agr'l Soc.
First Premium for Family Machine.
First I remium for Manufacturing Machine
First Premium fer Machine Work-
FRANKLIN Co (X. Y. )FAlIt.
First Premium for Family Machine.
1 irst iVemicm Manufacturing Maohiiuu
CHAM PL AIN VALLEY (Vt.) Agr'l See
HAMPDI'N Co. (MASS.)Agr i Soc.
Diploma for Family .Machine.
Diploma for Machine Work.
WASHINGTON Co.(N. Y,)FAIR
First Premium lor Family Machine.
QL F.F.NS Co.(N F . )Agr'i Soc.
Eirst Premium for Family Maehrne.
First Prci:>iuni for Manufacturing MachiML
First premium for Macbiue Work.
SAR A TOG A Co. (X. Y AIR.
First Premium for Family Machine.
MECHANICS* INSTITUTE (Pn.)FAIR
1 irst I'remiuiu for Machine for all pttrponee*
First Premium for Machine Work
GREENFIELD (O)UNION F'AIR. '
First Premium for Family Machine.
First Premium for Machine Work.
CLINTON Co (O)FAIR.
F-rst Premium for Family Machine.
First Premium for Machine Work.
MOXTGOMEJY Co.(Pa )FAFR.
First Premium for Machine for all pa -potts.
First Premium for Mageine Work,
fcAN JOAQI INCo (Cul )FAIR.
First Premium for Family Machine.
First Premium tor Machine Work.
SAN JOSE DISTRICT (Cal ) FAIR
P'rat Premium for Family Machine.
_Fsist Premium for Machine Work
The above comprises all the fairs at whivk
the Gkopeh A Baker Mac m.nks were exhibited this
yea-.
Sales-rooms. lfl.> Broadtvaj-, Naw York.
1 10 Chevt luf St. Phihiiielphia
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Pills sent by mail, promptyl , by remittinf thn
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-SOLD BY DRUGGISTS GENERALLY.
11l TCIIIXGS t HILLYER, Propmktob's,
81 Cedar Street, Ne%o York.
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Montrose, by Able Turrell, in Scrantfon by L- B.A
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FUR SALE
A yoke of working oxen, seven years old. Fet
Eirticuiars apply to the undersigned or Philip
nnsrnan, near Tur.khajoook, where they tukl
seen •
A MEGtiERHDFFIK .'