T\TTr~ MATH ER THIN. A fodicrous incident occurred at "Wood* liwn," on th* Bloomingdale road. Jones B del of that place u ornamented with a host ler whoa* fun is as fearless as hin lace is ugly. On* day in January, while twenty or thirty faaiiget((le(uen were atanding on the front balcony of the hotel, an individual rode up the path on the thinnest ho rae mortal eyes •var looked upon. Leaping from his phan tom a teed, the equestrian said, turning to the hostler— "Hare, John, give my horse some water " "Sir?" said John, with a look ot astonish ment, "Qiv* my horae acme water I thundered th* atranger. "Your horse ! ejaculated J"hn, with more aorpria*. "Yea, you fool, my horae I" said the stran ger, looking savagely at him and commenced drawing the lah of his whip through his hand. John walked toward him as though he would demand an explanation and had ta ken about six steps when he suddenly stop ped like one surprised beyond expression. %''Bless my aoul," said he, *'l aak your par don, air ; but your animal stood on a line with that ere hitchen post, and I didn't see him. 1 * The owner of the spectral beast tried to frown, but a roar from the balcony made him change his mind. A SHARP RETORT. —The La Crotte Demo crat i* responsible for the following good thing: At one of the hotels in our city, the land lord said to a border : "See here, Mr. , the chambermaid fouad a hair pin in your bed this moruing.and it will not answer." "Well," said the boarder, "I found a hair in th* butter this morning, but it did not prove yea had a woman ir it." The two men looked at each other for about ten seconds, when each smiled and went his way, no doubt pondering on the pecuiariths of circumstantial evidence. —s A PRACTICAL IRISHMAN— One of the city tttlporteurs of Cincinnati some tune ag< when engaged in distr buting tracis ainoi.t the poor benighted cues abuutjjihe town, ine' with an amusing incident. Coming to an incoiated building of humble pretensions, lie opened the door without the ceremony of knocking, saying : "Will you accept a tract of the H c ' trM ti>at his "htaiu la on fire," is it etiquette to blow it JJF. E L,LACJ{.4 'S Ruuiiing Time of Passenger Trains, Jun d. 1864. NORTHWARD. | MOVE SOUTHWARD Accom- Passen I Passen- Accoin- I moda- ger. I g er . moda- j tioa j tiou. . P. M. |P. M. lA. M, P. M, | STATIONS • 2,00 Great 8end....... 7.40 2~20~ 1,35 6,21 New Milford 7,59 2,45 1.00 6,00 Montrose 8,20 3.15 12,25 5,38 Hopbottom 8,43 3,50 11,50 5,16 Nicholson 9,00 4,25 11,20 4,56 Factoryvilte 9,24 515 10 55 4,40 Abington 9.40 5'40 10,40 4,32 Clark's Summit 9,48 6.00 10,1 C 4.10 SCRANTON 10,20 6.30 A. M 3,42 Greenville 10,40 P M n--.- 3,29 Dunning 10,52 ••••£* 3,17 Moscow 11,02 .•..* q 2,54 Gouldsboro 11,26 ••••-j OS •••' 2,40 Tobvbanaa 11.40 ••••55 < •••• 2.20 Forks 11 ; 54> •••• > ? •••• 202 Oalfland 12,17 •• •• ® g •••• 1.46 Henryvilla 12.33 •• •• g Q •••* 1,35 Spragueville 12.43 •• •• ■< •••• 1,24 Stroudsburg 12,54 2 '>o3 Water Gap 1,08 ••••s * •••• 12,47 Mount Bethel 1,24 ••••> nw"" 12.35 Delaware 1,50 ....5° Q •••• 12,10 *Manunka Chunk-. 1.55 •••• 12 02 Bridgevills 2.< 4 ••■ •k •••• 11,51 Oxford 2,15 ..-.y .... 11.38 Washington 2,28 •••• •••• 11,20 New Hampton 2,45 •••• •••• A- M. 'Change for Phil.- PM.• • • Passenger Ti aln Northward Leaves New Hampton on the nrrival of the Mai Train which leaves NEW YORK at 8.10 A M.. and MANINKA CHUNK on the arrival of the Train which leaves PHILADELPIItA. 'Kensington De pot) at 7-15 A. M . At SCRANTON this Train makes close connections with trains on the LACK* A WANNA A BTOOMSBIPG and DELAWARE A HUDSON Railroads, and at Great Bend with the Mail Train on the Erie Railway going West Tue Passenger Train Southward Leaves Great Bend alter the arrival of the Cin.ir Express troin the West, connectiug at Scr'ttk with Tr tins on the Luckaw tnna and Blooitibu and Del iware and Hu Is >n Railroads ; at Manila Cnu*;k with the train for Philadelphia, and s New Hampton with Trains for iVew York, the L high Valley, llarrisburg, Ac. Passengers by th Train arrive in New York at 5.50, in Philadelpei at 6,30, and in Harrisburg at 8 20 P. M. The Accommodation Train Northward, connects at Great Bend with the Day Express going West, by which passengers arrive a Ithaca and Syracuse the same day Southward, leaves Great Bend after the arrival o the New Yotk Express going East. lar All Passenger Trains on the Erie Railway stop at Great Bend, WATTS COOKE, Supt. R A. HENRY", Gen. Tkt. Agent. PR9ITS & FLBWEM THE SUBSCRIBER HAS HAD IN SUCCESSFUL operation, fur several years, a WBBBEE Y, AT TOWANDA, where ail ot the most approved HO J rare kin. Is of FRUIT 4 ■ ORNAMENTAL TREES, Can be obtained. Being conv.nc- from experience that his Tre-s and Plants will ;ive far better satisfaction to the Fruit-growers o Wyoming County than any grown in other localities, he confidently solicits their patron age- He will make annual visits either in person or by bis agents to most of the townships of Wyoming Co , and asks only that his specimens may be examined and his method of dealing be tested. Al! orders by letter orotherwise, for Trees, vines or r nts will be promptly attended to. nolU-ly D HARKINS WFJUB EYE AND EAR IN* iMAR Y. On the Square, Three Doors from Steele's Hotel,) WJL.K *• SBAKRE, PA. THIS INSTITUTION is now opened and fur nished in the most costly style. Reception. Private and Oper ting Rooms are large, convenient ind well adopted The Surgi-al a part in ant contains ihe finest collection ot instruments in the country, and thus his faculties will enable htm to meet any and all emergencies in practice He will operate ipon all the various forms of BLINDNESS. Cata ract, Oceluon of the Pupil, Cross Ey s Closure of ;he Tear Ductu, Inversion of the Eyelids Pterygium kc. Ae. And will treat all forms of Sor s* Eye 3ranuld Lids. Opacefies of the Cornea, and Serof llouu diseases of the Eye together with all ihe dis lases to which the Eye is subject. DEAFNESS- Will treat all the diseases common lo the organ Discharges from the Ear, Noises in the Ear, Catarrh, difficulty ol hearing, total Deaf ness even whore the Drum is destroyed. Will in sert an artificial one answering noarly all the pur - x>ses of the natural. DISEASES OF THE THROAT. -All diseases 'ommon to the Throat and Nose will be treated GENERAL SURGERY.— He will operate upon Clubfeet, Hair Lip, Cleft Pallate, Tumors, Cancers, Enlarged Tenoila, Ac. Plastic operations by heal ing new flesh info deformed parts and general Sur jery of whaterer eharac er it may present. HERNIA (or RUPEURE)—He will perfrom "La bias operation for the radical (couipl te) cure of Hernia, this is unquestionably a perfect cure, and is done with little or no pain. Out of many hun dred operated upon in Boston there has b.en no failures, it having met the perfect approbation of all who have submitted to it. ARTIFICIAL EYES—WiII insert artifi-ial Eyes giving them the motion arm expresion of the natur al They are inserted with the le.ist pain, HEDORRHOLDL, (Pies) -This troublesomo dis ease is readilv cured. Those suffering from it will do well to o ill. Dr Up De Graff visits Wilkus-Barre with a view of building up a p rmanent Institute for the treat ment of the Eye, Ear and General Surgery. The experience oi more than a quarter of a century id Hospital and general practice, he hopes, will be a fficientgunrantee to those who may be disposed ljV him • yii WHEELER & WILSON'S HIGHEST PREMIUM Sewing-Machines. The Cheapest and Best, OVER 150,000 OF THESE WELL-ESTABLISHED SEWING-MACHINES HAVE BEEN SOLD. M Rami VOW Cnuxnx, LACKS' ALMAKAC, AC. AOENTS WANTED. Addi*M WHEELER k WILSON Setc i n(j 'Mnch i >*• Co. 704 Clsttnut Street, Philadelphia, AGENTS WANTED. We wish to engage good, a tive and enterprising Agents everywhere to introduce and sell articles needed in every family. From five to twenty dol lars can be earned every day with little effort.— Send an addressed envelope and stamp for a circu lar, to TRIPP A CO. 4224 Broadway , T4-836-3 time, N " Y ° rk CitT ' 825 Reward. ,. L J®L at T W* D : in Squehann. mer. on 24th day of March, an eld leather pocket-book tied up with a shoestring, containing money in the neighborhood of f!2oor l3o.The filder wili be en titled to the above re went, by reUrntag tte'nl book and money to Urn aabecrtbhr, lradir4oe. Pa JOBN MIDLMOJL • m SIISEB SEWISS UK Our LETTER A. FAMILY SEWING MACHINE s> fast gaining a wort t-wbie reputation It is be yond doubt the best ni l heape-t and most beautiful of all F.mil; Sewing Machines yet offered to the public No other Family Sewing Machine has so many useful appliances for Returning. Binding, Fell ing, Tucking, Gathering. Guaging, Biaiding, Em broidering. Cording, and so forth No other Family Sewing M.o hine has So inrtota eupaeltv for a gfeat variety of work It will se-v ill kinds of cloth, ; and with all kinds ot thread. Great and recent itn ' provetuents make our Family Sewing Machine most i reliable, aid most durable, and nsos* certain in ac tion at til rate-of -peed. It makes the interlocked : stitch, which is the best stitch known. Any one, ev en ot the most ordinary capacity, can see. at a glance, how to use the letter A Family Sewing Machine Our Family Sewing Machines are finished in chaste and exquisite style The Folding Case of the Family Machine is a piece of cunning workmanship of the most useful I kind. It protects the niachii e when not in use, and i when ale uf to be operated may te opened as a spa i eious and substantial table t sustain the work.— , While some of the Cases, made out of the choicer woods, are finished in the simplest and chastest man ] ner possible, others are adorned and etnbelished in | the most costly and superb manners. , It is absolutely necessary to see the Family Ma chine in operation, so as to judge of its great capaci ty and beauty. It is fast bee- ming as popular for family sewing as our manufacturing machines are for manufactur ing purposes The Branch Offices are well supplied with silk twist, thread, needles, oil, Ac., of the verv best qual ity. Send for a PAMPHLET. THE SINGER MANUFACTURING COMPANY 458 Broadway, New York. L^-PhliadelphiaOffice, MIO Clie-tiiut St. a ms mm -AMI— Tin Shop. THE subscriber h. is just received at his shop, over Hnukiusi n's Store, in PA., and will constunily k AND BLINDS ON II AND IN ASSORTMENT AND MANUFACTURED 10 ORDER LEA7IiLED AND FINDINGS 11/23 K'S SCALES. Of. .- ...rrb 2b tSbS f lnd't - Ma - hi"R • h \ V na* hw r stored. I •lust ,u I-she a new editioi of Dr. Cu'ver we '* Olrhratrd Essay .n the radicti euro pv thout inedicim) SFFRMATORRBOCA. or aeminal >ve>iknes., Involuntary Seinimil Lowes. IMPOTKNCY. Mental m Physical (n apo itv. Impedimenta to Marriage. ec ; also, CONSI;WPTI<>*, EPILICFMY, and FIT-, induced by sell-indulgence or sexual extrava gance t"W Price, in a sealed envelope, only 6 centa. The colebrated author in thia admirable eaaay clearly emonst rates from a thirty years' successful practice, that the alarming consequences of self abuse may be radtcally cured withou' the danger ous use of internal medicine or the application of the knif-—pointing out a mode ot cure at none siinpb . certain and effectual, bv means of which every sut* ferer. no matter ',at his condition may be, may cure himself cheaply, privately, and radically |ry Thia Lectnre should be in the hands of every youth and every man in the land. Sent, under 8( at. in a plain envelope to any ad- ' dress, pott paid , on receipt of six cents, or two post mPlti Address the publishers. CHAS J c ■ if CO 1 V ?oT er) • W Y#rk - Po,t *>* 4.5 M ?4-a22-Jy. J ZSBV.S&2IGS J ' -AGAINST— FIRE I FIRE!! FIRE 1! ! Taken et this office, on all kinds of Town and Coufciry property, at the MOST RKASORABLR TERMS, and for anv time, from THREE MONTHS TO FIVE YEAR 4 —either WITH or WITHOUT PREMIUM MOTES Is the company reliable 1 Will it promptly pay Its honest losses 1 ere the important inquiries with all insurers. We answer : THE LYCOMING CO-INSURANCE COMPANY HAS BEEN IN SUCCESSFUL OPERATION FORTWKNTY-TIIRER YEARS.-IT UAS A WELL SECURED CAPIATL OF OVER 12,400,00 IT PAYS FROM *6O, TO *125,000 LOSSES A USUALLY ALL LOSSES ARK PROMPTLY ADJUSTED AND PAID. EACH INS' \KR IS FURNISHED WITH AN AU'AIENTICATED ANNU NUAL STATEMENT OF EXPENDITURES AND OPERATIONS OF THE COMPA NY THE COMPANY IS CONDUCTED ON JUST AND EQUITABLE PRINCIPLES. THE CHARTER IS PERPETUAL. Ref. reuces Hon. Wm M.. Piatt, Hon. A. K IVckbatn, Henry Stark" and Samuel Stark Esqs. ot his County ; Saver A Bros, of Susquehanna, and Jcorge M Hollenback and others of Luzerne County , vho ini-ure in an I have been paid losses by this, 'ouipany HARVEY SICKLER, Agt. Editor oj Democrat DEAR SIR With Tour permission I wish to say to 'he readers of your paper that I will .■-end, by r oturn mail, to nil wti • wish it (tree) a Recipe with full directions for mukin* and using a simple Vege table Balm tha' w'll effe-tually remove, in ten days Piimples Blot-hes, Tan Freckles, and all Impuri ties of the Skin, leaving the same soft clear, smooth end Beautiful, I will also mail free to those having Bald Heads, or Bare Fares, simple directions and info - mation that will enable tbem to start a full growth of Luxurant Hair, Whiskers, or a Moustache, iw less than thirty. All application answered by return mail without charge. Respectfully yours, THOS, F. CHAPMAN Ch. mist 831 Broadway, New York v4-u?9-3ia The Lady's Friend. Most h useholds suffer great in ronrenience from RAIN. SNOW, DUST, and COLD en 'tiring their welliugs under the outside doors. The La 'us are specially Annoyed, with SailedCCarpet,t -t, COLD FEET, and SICK CHILDREN f m t'OM) DRAFT under the door, a.id DUST' F N'T RK We have the pleasure of iffcr Iw publio • siure and Gfl. ctnjti Remedy for all ibes.' fHfficulliea, tu OUAVa Pateut Metallc Weatherstrip Which elicits the admiritson of all who bare it ness-'d it. The attention o th> public is invite 1 to thia little mention It* Simple, Durable, and Effective "d i" WORTHiDOUBLE its i-ost everv year in its tVING of Furniture, Fu.d and DixtoV's Bills. IT CAN BE APPLIED TO ANY DOOR o. R NCH WINDOW is withou: springs er cotnpli •ted machinery to pet out of repair is tlv ontv 'rip that can beremoved at pleasure and is ia ov ry souse of the term. fhc T Inny flat aft Hose Iceejfers Wan, The Subscn er having purchased the r ght for h.-se strips i 1 furnish A fit them for those wishing bent nt short notice find on reasonable terms. Tbr high t to-tiiu (fiials o< their utility -nn he ivon bv all who h*ve ;h-.u in use No outai |- or should be without them „ .. FREDERICK KILLER. Tbnkbanrdvk. P:> Feb Is:, 1865 OOLD PENS FOIi THE MILLION ! Peua to Suit the Hand, and Prices to Suit the Pocket. The Best Gold Pens in the World ! On receipt of the following sums, we will send bv mail, or as directed, a Gula Pen or Pens, seleetiar the asms according to the description, namely. Gold Pens, in Silver Plated Ext n sion Cases, with Pencils. For *1 No. 2 pen ; far *1.25. No. 3 pen; for 150 No. 4 pen ; for J No 5 pen; for $2,25 No. 6 pen These pens are stunped THE IMPERIAL PEN did are well fiuiabed anl fine writing GULP , '/V with goodaridum points, although they ar. -■ ir nmted and canuot be ex hinged. WARRANT R|> G4)I. I> PEN*- Our n. m • (Amen ca Gold Pes Co X Y.| stamped on id our i., 8 quality Pens, inlthe poind 4r * "MWad for mx mints* „ 00|)t \ o) dem. Our second c until* P. nr, are siamne I TUP* NATIONAL PEN, with to. .uitLts "ouTi?/n. , A , P Co ,) and Hie onrelully made, having the ••we points as our first quality pens, ihe ..nit great di He rente being in tbe quality of the Gold Gold Pens' Ist and 2d quality in Solid Silver Extension Cases with Peucile. For *2,00 a No I pan Ist quality or a No. 2 , 2d qualit- For *2 25 \ No. 2 pen Ist quality, or a No*3 pan 2d quality For *2 25 a N<> 3 pen Ist quality, or a No 4 pen 2d quality. ' F >r *3 50 a so 4 pen Ist qu-lity, or a No. 5 pen 2.1 quality r For *4 50 No 5 pen Ist quality' or a No. 6 pen 2*l vualitv r For $5 50 a No. 6 pen Ist quality The same Gold Pens, in Solid Silver Gold-Plated Ebony Desk Hold ers and Mor coo Cases. 42 25 a No. 3 pe . Ist quality, or a No. 4 per. • d qu my. ' F fi 50 .* No 4 pen I• .quality, or uN. 5 pea -d ijiielitv. or #> 2i* a N 5 . ' , an I having ha imu h ex.rien -e, ha will atte.il th:s department of the busine s on shirt mtic-i i 1 in satisfactory manner. ABRAHAM lIAAS. July If, IR62.—tlu'j'9l' CROCKERY 11! A Large Stock just Opened AT T. L. ROSS GO'S., WALL RAT IE V\ AI L IWI'LTV WW I L I'M KB W N DOW sil \DF.S WINUOiV -HAD Ki>. U INI Ml ' -HAULS. OF ALL STYLES. CLOTH SHADES WITH BORDERS CLO-H SHADES WITH BORDERS. FIXT rRES AND ROLLERS, COMI'I.ETE FIXTURES AND ROLLERS COMPLETE EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAIN-* EMBROIDERED MUsLIN CURTAINS AISO A Large Stock of White Goods: SWI.-S Ml LS DOTTED SWISS MUiLIN. BRILLIANTS, JACONETS, LACES, BALMORAL >KIRTS, SPRING SKIRTS. GLOVES, REAL, Al, I XAMtKF X KID ml a Larce Sf'-ck of YANKEENOTIONS. I rcn, a i la. White-Lead, Z ne. Linseed Oil, Glass, Putty, Dour-Locks, and a yen era assortment of BUI Ki tHA 13W3A1E. Fish, of all kinds. Cash rcticl for a.J kinds ot Grain. Tunkhannock, March, 9th 1864. FOR SALE. The JebiiTilcr h -ving permanently locale® Harrisburg. Offer* for sale, - Ho Us EA D LT ri'tia ein the Borough of Tu khnnok The ilo' io i* well fii tarn-d in.l iu good repair with am 'II Bam, nut nouses, Wrspe-arUir. Fruit tree* Ac th • on 'the Loi eout .in* one half ilr.e an lis pleasat.'- Iv si'uatrd on the principal street leading through the B-.rough Pri-a, reasonable and term* E tsy For Pa-ti-ul im Apply 'o Harvy PieHrrofunk h.innoek Pa : or address the undersigned alTHarris bnrg Feb Ist 1866, GEO. J. BOLTON " F<:,f< TER NOTICE. IV 01 ICE 18 hereby given, that the following j. 1 accounts have beet, filed in the Register's of fi e. at Tttnkhanno-k.and will be presented to the O f.han s Court of Wyoming County, to he held at Tunkhmno' k on the 17th day of April next, for con firinntion and allowance Final accounts of A |(. Read. Ad'mrs. of he es tateof Benah Reynold* 'j. Filed Jan'y 17 1865 Final arc. not of Nefiemi. h O .klv, a- 'inr ~t the estate of Samuel O.klv .lec'.l. filed Feb'v I J865. ! F-nal ei'i.unt of D D Dcwitt. Adm'r of ffm ?i"t 1861 ,oe. F.irsf Premium for Fcmily Maehiae. First Premium ,or Manufacturing Mathia# j First premium for Ma-hiue Work, j SARATOGA Co (N.Y)FA'R. . , First Premium for Family Machine. | MECHANICS' INSTITUTE (Pa.)FAIR I First Premium for Machine for all psrpenes.. First Premium for Machine Work, GREENFIELD (O)UNION FAIR. First Premium for Family Machine. First Premium for Maehiue Work. CLINTON Co (O)FAIR. F>rst Premium for Family Machine. First Premium for Maehiue Work. MONTG I.ME-JY C.(Pa)FAUt. First Premimu for Machine for all pu -poses. First Premium for Maceine Work. SAN JOAQUNC . (C.tl )FAIR. I ir-t Premium for Family Machine. First Premium torMu-hine Work. SAN JO.sE DISTRICT (Cal ) FAIR First Premium for Family Machine. Fsisf Premium tor Machine Worn The aoove comprises all the fairs at whiek the Gruder i Baker Macainkb were exhibited thin year. Sales-room*. 49,T Broadway, Maw Tsrk, 730 Chestnut St. Philadelphia ; TO PROFESSORS OF MUSIC AMATEURS, AND THE MUSICAL PUBLIC GENERALLY, I', A. WONDKRMANN FOREIGN A AMERICAN MI'SIC WARKHoVBB, 824 BBCiS WAV, II iving on hand the largest-stock of Foreign Mass* in New York,which he imports from Europe exprese Iv to meet the taste and requirements of the Amsri can lovers of Music, respectfully ealls attention te the fact that he is now supp yiug Music ot Every Style at a Reduction of twentt-i-jvb to fiftt per cent, less th in any other house in the United States. Private Families can be supplied (post free ) Vy forwarding the cash to the above address Sheald* the amount of c; s . be forwarded exceed the costs the Music, the balance will be promptly returned in postage i urn ncy Deal* as an i Professors should not negleet Skis opjiortunitr ; they will be liberally dealt witk. N B Any and every piece of Music (vocal er instrumental) published in Europe and America, will be supplied to order, if accompanied ky tke cash, Remember the Address, P. A. W U N D E R M A NJT Foreign and American Music Warehouse, 824" Broadway, New York, For Rats. Mice, Roaches, Aars, Ban Bvnn Moths IN Fir- Woolens, Ac,, Insects on Pnant i Fowls, Ani: j.. Ac. ) Put.up iu 25c. 50c. nu I $1 00 Boxes. Bottles, and • Flarks. 13 and $5 sizes for Hotels, aad Pehlie* Ac. i"only infallible remedies known." ..Free (rotn Peisons." "Not dangerous to the Human Family."' "Rats come out of their h- let to die." 1 Wholesale in all large cities. | ! by all Druggists a Retailers everywker 2 name issoh Bat, let* end Flask, before yon bay. Hsnsr B. Cesri I lej.ot 482 P-rosAwsy, B-T. b\J Ljuian.f Co.. wholesale Bstnl, Agent, Turkhannock, AUDITOR* WOTIC® The undersign iil. having beta appointed ky ths Court if Co. tuonPleis of Wyoming Cenaty, •• auditor t- distribute be money paid into Ceen ky the N'orti I ■> -h Canal Company, nndar tlra# of assembly of April 21st, 1858 and the supplement thereto, among the Judgment Crediton, will at tend to the duties of his appointment, at kin effiee, in tbs Borough ot Tunkhannock, Pa , - the 6th day of April 1865, *t one . • which time and place, aR -• . ~ appearand present the- greens. ietarested Jm, er us debarred Ire" claims if they see Maw Tank "* in en said (bad-