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Office in Stark's Brick leek, Ttoga street. H9. COOPER, PHYSICIAN A SURGEON Newton Centre, Luzerne County Pa. H,R. LITTLE, ATTORNEY AT LAW Offioe on Tioga street, Tunkhannock Pa. Sjre BubIIIH: flmtsf, HARRISRURG, PEN NA. The undersigned having lately pur. hased the " BUEHLKR HOUSE " property, has already com ueaeed such alterations and improvements as will feeder this old and popular House equal, if not supe rior, to any Hotel in the City of Harrisburg. A eootiouanoe of the public patronage is refpect faily solicited. GEO. J. BOLTON WALL'S HOTEL, LATE AMERICAN HOUSE, TUNKHANNOCK, WYOMING CO., PA. THIS establishment has recently been refitted an furnished in the latest style. Every attention frill he given to the comfort and convenience of those trio patronize the IIoue. T. B. WALL, Owner and Proprietor . Tunkhanneck, September 11, iBGI. 1> U. .t. C- 11 KC KER . PHYSICIAN Si SURGEON, Would respectfully announce to the citizensof Wy ming. that ho has located at Tunkhannock where he will promj-tly attend to all calls in the line of his profession. fjf Will be found at home on Saturdays of eoek week NORTH BRANCH HOTEL, MKSIIOPPEN, WYOMING COUNTY, PA Wm. 11. CORTRIGHT, Prop'r HAYING resumed tho proprietorship of tho above Hotel, the undersigned will spare uo effort to •under the house an agreeable place ot sojourn for 11 who may favor it with their custom. Wm. II CCRTRIHHT. Jut, 3rd, 1663 Pots Hotel, TOWATJDA, PA. D. B. BARTLET, [Late of the BBRAINARD Horse, ELMIRA, N. Y. PROPRIETOR. The MEANS HOTEL, i- one of the LARGEST til BEST ARRANGED Houses in the country—lt le itted up in the most modern and improved style, Hi no pains are spared to make it a pleasant and •grsoahils stopping-place for all, ▼ 3, n2l, ly. M. OILMAN, DENTIST. M OILMAN, has permanently located in Tunk • bannock Borough, and respectfully tenders his profession a. 1 services to the citizens of this place and wruunding country. fj ALL WORK WARRANTED, TO GIVE SATIS FACTION. ("Jf Office over Tutton's Law Office, near th e Pos SXfiee. ' Dee. 11, 186 L iiTimii thin mist? NDUCTED.BY HARVY AND COLLINS, WASHINGTON, D, C- In order to faciliate the prompt ad wtment of Bounty, arrears of pay, Pensions and •ther Claims, due sosdiers and other persons from tikoGorernment of the United States. The under rwed has mode arrangements with the above firm kosso uxperience and close proximity to, and daily • ettunrte with the department; as well as the ear •ulfnbwledge, acquired by them, of the decisions Z ,3 made, enables them to prosecute cffl than Attorneys at a distance, All psrsjns entitled to claims of the flueneioriptian can have them properly attended Maskbjung on me and entrusting them to my care '' HARVEY SICKLER, _ .. , Agt. for Harvy & Collins, * , Tuakhnanoek.Pn. MANHOOD. Third Edition, Fifty Thousand, 96 pasg cloth covers, By ROBT. E, BELL, M. D., Member of the Itoyal College of Surgeons. London, addressed to youth, the married, and those CON 7 EM PLATING MARRIAGE. Sent by mail, post paid, on receipt of TEN CENTS A careful perusal of this small book has been a BOON TO THE AFFLICTED ! J and has saved thousands from a life of misery and A N VNTI ME L Y GR A VE , It treats on the evils of Youthful Indiscretion, Self- Abuse, Seminal Weakness, Emissions. 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They are not a new discovery but a long tried rem edy—the celebrated I)R, JOHN HARVEX, one of the most eminent physicians, prescribed them for many years in his private practice, and no phy sician was more truly popular or widely known than hsm in the treatment cf FEMALE DIFFICULTIES All who have used DR, HARVEY'S FEMALE PILLS recommend them to others. Nurses recommend them — Druggists and Dealers rcoommend them in ' preference to other medicines,beciuse of their merits No lady objects to take them for they are elegantly PREPARED BY AN EXPERIENCED CHEMIST They ar perfectly harmless on the system, may be taken at any time with perfect safety ; but dur ing the early stages of Pregnancy they should not be taken, or a miscarriage may be (he result.— They never cause any sickness, pain or distress. Each box contains sixty pills aud full directions for use. Price One Dollar. VW Cut this notice out if you desire Dr. Har vey s Pills or Rook, and if you cannot procure them of your druggists, do not take any other, for some dealers who are unprincipled icitl recomend other Female Pills, they can make a larger profit en—but enclose the money and send direct to Dr. J. BYRAN. General Agent, Bo x 5079. 16 Ceder Street, N,Y, Who will take all risk if properly directed ; and you will receive them post paid, securely sealed from observation, by ret urn mail, SOLD BY DRUGGISTS GENERALLY. DEMAS BARNES A CO., NEW YORK, Wholesale Agents. "TO SPEAK HIS THOUGHTS IS EVERY FREEMAN'S RIGHT. "—Thomas Jefferson. TUNKHANNOCK, PA., WEDNESDAY, MAY 10, 1865. Shltd §torj>. T3I miif HI Mr. Peter Robinson was a bachelor, stout, rosy, and almost forty. Peter had never loved but once, and the adoration of his heart had been bestowed upon Miss Lucy Robinson; but, ala ! Peter bad failed to express his passion at the proper moment, or in other words, had not come to time; and one day his heart was lacerated by receiving an envelope of cards announcing that the de lightful Lucy was about to become Mrs. Jemmerson Crooks. It was a terrible blow to Peter, but he staggen-d up from it, and still loved the ob ject of his eai ly passion—at a distance— Mrs. Jemmerson Crooks revelled in the de lights of matrimnny, leading fashion, her husband, and Peter—at a distance—by the nose, for five years, at the end of which time, Mr. Jemmerson Crooks chose to depart for another sphere, leaving Mrs. Jemmerson alone to mourn his departure. Once more Peter's heart sprang up from dust and ashes, and looked forward to the time when the allotted period of mourning should be over, aud he could put forth the pent up agonies of five years, and ask com pensation in the hand of the fair widow.— "One year," thought Peter, "is surely enough time. I will give her one year." Month after mouth rolled away until the tenth came, and Peter was determined to wait no longer. A sickish misgiving of the evils of delay drove him to precipitate the askmg lie sought the widow in her home, and with all the ardor of a pent up love poured forth his tale. The widow heard h ; m —heard him calmly unto the very last word, and then, with her delicately perfum ed handkerchief pressed to her blushing cheeks by the whitest of hands, told Peter that he was ala ! just one week too late ; that she had only the week before promised her hand to Dr. Stickleback who had so faithfully attended her dear Jcmtnerson in his last hour ; and oh, why <lid her dear Pe ter not 6pcak before ? A second time was Peter's heart torn into minute fragments ; a second time was he sent out iuto the world to admire—at a distauce. Time sped on, and once more Peter began ;o encourage hope. Perhaps Stickleback might die; he certainly had an apoplet ic look- -and, sure enough, Peter's "Perhaps" turned out a certainty, and D-r. Theodosius Stickleback was within a short peried of two years gathered to his fathers, and the fair widow Stickleback Was once more a mourner Peter had learned too bitterly the danger ol delay to suffer any such cause this time be tween himself and snccess. lie would not give the widow a year, nor yet ten months nay, pot even six, but even at the third month he wouid go to her #frh his tale of love deferred ; and so he did. We must transcribe the widow's own words when the question was popped : "Oh ! Mr. RubinsoP, why did you not come before? You know my esteem for vou—you know that I Would have set aside all other offers for you ; but oh ! how can I tell you, that only last evening 1 promised Captain Hawkins 1 Poor, dear sweet Haw kins ! he's j our intimate friend, I know; I've heard him speak so highly of you ! Oh! why did you not speak before?" And so Mrs. Theodosius Stickleback was i ransfoi med into Mrs. Captain Jonathan Hawkins; and Peter was once more left to admire—at a distance. Still Peter waited and hoped. Something might turn up, he argued and then he would not allow himself to be too late, And some thing did turn up,—the something being nothing more or less than tho redoubtable captain, who turned up missing, having, fall en overboard from the steamboat while cut ■•n a target excursion with his company snd sunk like a stoneowing undoubtedly, to the ponderous naturcof his responsibilities. The suddenness of this exit, as Peter ar gued, must certainly act with depressing ef fect upon the widow , and he thought he would not give her time again to recover and be admired ; still etiquette de manded that a little do intervene. Accord inly when the tenth day after the melanchol ly bereavement, Peter knocked at the wid ow's bent upon his errand of love, he rather chucKled to himself that he was taking time by the forelock. The business on which he came was quietly told, and once more the widow was in a torrent of tears. "Oh ! Mr. Robinson," she exclaimed, hid ing her Mushing face in her cambric, "why are you so unfortunate, and why am I? Yon know tuv esteem for you—but you are too late ! You know Counsellor Ketcham ? my poor, dear, dead and gone Hawkins' most intimate friend. He was with him you know whon he was called away, and was the first to communicato to me the awful intelligence. He was such a comforter, and—l have prom ised to have him this day two months !" This time Peter was crushed. He had no words to express his broken-heartedness but to rush from the bouse and go on, as be fore, admiring— at a distance. If was months before Peter even offered to encourage hope,and even theu it flickered. One day he was walking in despondent mood through one of the upper avenuos, when ha heard a sudden shout, and started. From a half finished building just in front of him he saw, as he raised his eyes, a stout Milesian making gyrations in the air, from a height cf three stories, in company with a coping stone weighing somewhat less than half a ton—the two having slipped together from a scaffold ing that height. He saw both Milesian and stone fall upon the head of two gentlemen passing, and the whole four were in an in stant mixed in an inextricable mass. Like all other spectators, Peter rushed to the res cue, only to behold, between sorrow and joy the last gasp of Counsellor Ketcham and the gentleman who was walking with him, and the perfect safety of the Milesian and the stone. This time Peter would trust to no passing of time. Without an instant's delay more than to satisfy himnlf that life was extinct, he hailed a passing hack and then sped to the mansion ot the widowed Mrs. Counselor Ketcham. In words of the mo6t delicate and endearing nature, Peter communicated his intelligence to the widow, and waited the result; and then, between her sobs and tears he claimed her hand for the next set. "Oh ! Mr. Robinson," snbbed the widow, "how can you ask me such a thing? How could I know that you would be the first to bring me the awful news of ray dear Ketch am's decease ? You know how I esteem and respect you. but—but—l am already engag ed !" "Engaged ! to who ?" "I promised," responded the widow, be tween her sobs, "I promised a month ago, if anything happened, I would marry Colonel Snapper !" 'lYou did ?" shouted Peter, the whole as pect of bis face changing in an instant from •that of a fiend to a look of unbrindled joy, 'lou did?" and who are you engaged to af ter that 7" "No one," sighed the widow. "Will you swear this to me ?" said Peter. 1 swear it,'' responded the widow sjlemn 'y "And will you marry me after Snapper is gone ?" "I will." • "Do you swear it?" asked Peter, fiercely. ''l swear it said the widow earnestly, lhan you are mine, charming Lucy ! for tho stone that ushered the Counsellor into the next world also took the Colonel. I saw it with my own eyes." The next momaut the widow was in Peter's arms, and they were married in less than a month. BRIMSTONE LAWYERS— One day a simple farmer, who had just buried a rich relative an attorney, was complaining of tho great expense of a fuueaal cavalcade in the coun try. Why, do you bury your attorneys here ?" aaked Foote. "Yes, to be sure we do ; how else ?" ' O, wo never do that in London." "No !" said the other, much surprised; how do you manege then ?" "Why, when the patient happens to die, we lay him out in the room over night by himself, lock the door, throw open the win dow, aud in the morning he is gone." '"lndeed !" exclaimed the farmer with amazement; what becomes of him ?" "VV hy, that we cannot exactly tell; all we know is, there's a strong smell of brim stone in the room the next morning." THE HISTORY IN WORDS.— What a record of inventions is preserved in the names whicn so many articles bear, of the placo from which it first came, or the person by whom they were first invented. The "magnet" has its name from Magnesia ; the "Balaehln" from Baldacco, the Italian name of Bagdod ; it being from that city that the costly silk which composed this canopy originally came. The "bayonet" tells us that it was first made at Bayonne—"worsted" that it was first spun at a village of the same name (in the neigh borhood of Norwich)—"sarsnet" that it is a Saracou manufacturer—"cambrics" that they reached us from Cambray—"damask" from Damascus (the "damson also is the "Dama scence," or Damascus plum)-* "arras" from Arras—"dimity" from Darrimetta—"cord wain" or "cordovan" from Cornova—"cur rants" from Corinth—"indigo" from India "agates" from a Scilian river, Achates—"ja lap" from Xalapa, a town in Mexico—"parch ment" from Pergamutn. CLEAN UP. This is the 6eason to clean up for summer. Clean up the streets, lanes, alleys ; remove all the rubbish, and deposit it in lome out of the way place. Clean up your houses and cellars, and prepare for tho coming warm weather. In this way you will save much annoyance and trouble, and in many cases remove that which may cause disease and breed pestilence. "Ah," said old Mrs. Rosenbury 1 "laming is a great thing ; I've often felt tho need of it. Why, would you believe it, I4m now sixty years old, and only know the names of three months ih the year, and them is Spring, Fall and Autumn. I larnt the the names of them when I was a little bit of a gel." / . t • ... ' , - 1 HOW PETROLIUM IS REFINED. The process of refining petroleum is oDe that seems to be quite p.ain and simple but nevertheless it requires in some parts of it tke nicest skill and judgment. The crude oil, green and thick is poured from the bar rels into an underground reservoir. This is done to prevent leakage and loss by fire.— There is more danger of combustion from the refined oil. From these tanks the oil is pumped into huge iron retorts or stills, wbieh are placed over furnaces. From the top 0 these retorts, tubes that double back and forward once or twice, run through large tanks that arejkept full of water. The re torts aje subjected to heat for forty-eight hours, under the influence of which, together with certain ingredients which are known and used by refiners, the first step is takan in changing the appearance of the oil. This step is evaporation. At 190 degrees the benzine passes into those crooked tubes in the cold water, where it is condensed, and whence it flows into a receptable prepared for it. As the heat is intensified, the water is evaporated next and lastiy the oil. This is condensed by passing through the tubes already mentioned, and is again conduced into underground tanks. It is not yet entirely purified. It is pumped up into a wooden tank, other ingredients placed with it, and a column of air form a force pump introduced at ihc bottom of th tank with such violence that the whole mass is thoroughly lahed about and intermingled —much more effectually than it coujd be done by any other means yet devised for sad purposes. This is termed "agitating," and is simply to thoroughly mix up the oil and the ingre dients. When this is done it i 9 drawn off into shallow tanks to be settled and to be come clarified. It then becomes refined il luminating oil ; the work is done, and before being sold, however, there is still another process—that of inssection. By a law of this State, the Courts appoint for each Dis trict an inspector of illuminating petrolium, whose duty it is to inspect every barrel re fined, and place a brand upon it according to its quality. The law requires that if at a tomerature of 100 degrees Fahrenheit the oil will not bear t he test of plunging a light ed paper or match into it without ignition, it must be marked "rejected." " If it does bear this test, it is marked "approved," and the degree at which it will ignite is branded on tho barrel Oil News. FEAT OF AN EASTERN MAGICIAN. , The conjurer spread a piece of matting, and squatted, produced fromjhis shawl a bag, aud emptied it on the stone in front uf him. The contents wese a quantity of little bits of wood ; some forked like branches of a tree ; some straight; each a few inches long ; be sides these were some fifteen or twenty little painted wooden birds, about half an iuch long. The old man chose one of the straightest and thickest of the bits of wood, and turning his face up in the air, poised it on the tip of his nose. The little boy who sat by him hence forth handed him whatever he called for. First, two or three more pieces of wood, which he poised on the piece already there, then a forked piece, to which he gradually made additions, until he had built upon his nose a tree with two branches. He always kept its balance by adding simultaneously on each side, holding a piece in each band, and never once taking his eyes off the fabric.— Soon the two branches became four, the four eight, and so on, until a skeleton of a tree was formed about two feet high, and branch ing out so as to overshadow his whe le face ; he could reach with his hands to put the top moat branches on, It was a wonderful struc ture, and we all held our breath as he added the last bits. But it was not done yet. The boy now handed him the little birds, and still, two at a time, one in each hand, he stuch them all over the tree. The complete immobility of his head and neck while he was balancing this structure on the tip of his nose, was something wonderful,and he must have breathed through his ears, for there was not the slightest" perceptible mo tion about the nose or mouth, After putting all the bi r ds on he paused, and we, thinking the trick was finished, begau to applr.ud But he immediately held up his forefinger for silence. There was more to come. The boy put into one of his hands a short, hollow reed, and into the other some dried peas. He then put a pea in his mouth, and using the reed as a pea shooter, took aim and shot off th# birds. The breath he gave was 50 gentle and well calaulated that it gave no perceptible movement to his face ; it just sent the pea fat enough to hit & particular bird with per fect aim, and knocked it over. Not another thing on the tree moved. Another pea was fired in the same way, and another bird bro't down, and so until all the birds were bagged. The fire was then directed at the branches and limbs of the tree, and beginning from the topmost, the whele of this astonishing struc ture was demolished piece meal even more wonderfully than its manner of erection.— All the Year Round. C - Alum or vinegar is good to set col ors, red, green, or yellow. TEFLMB 0 2.00 P2IR A.N'IM'C IMf TUB THREB WISBEB. There was once a wise Emperer who ihadc a law, that to every stranger who came to his court, a fried fish should be served. The servasts were directed to notice, if, when the stranger had eaten the fish to the bone on one side, he turned it over and began on tba other side. If he did, h- tfas lobe imme diately seized, and on the third day thereaf ter he was to be put to death. But by a great stretch of imperial clemency, the cul prit was permitted to utter one wish every day, whieh the Emperer pledged himself to' grant, providing it was not to spare his life. Many had already perished in consequence of this edict, when, one day, a count and hit young son presented themselves at court. The fish was served as usual, and when the count had removed the fish from one 6ide, he turned it over, and Was aboutto commence on the other when he was seised and thrown into prison, and was told of his approaching doom. ' * Sorrow stricken, the count's young soc be soughLthe Emperer to allow him to die iff the room ol his father; a favor which tho monarch was pleased to accord him. The count was accordingly released from prison, and his son was thrown into his cell in his stead. As soon as this had been done, tho young man said to the jailors, "You know I havo a light to make three demands before I die, go and tell the emperer to send his daughter, and a priest to marry rf?." This tirst demand was not much to the emperor's taste, nevertheless he felt bound to kesp his word, and he therefore complied with tho re quest, to which the princess had no objection This occurred in the times when kings kept theia treasures in a cave, or in a tower set apart for the purpose, like the Emperor of Moscow in these days; and on the second day of his imprironment the'young man de manded the Emperor's treasures, If his first demand was a bold one, the second was not less so ; still, an Emperor's word is sacred, and having nude the prom ise, he was forced to keep it; and the treas ures of gold and silver were placed at the disposal of the prisoner. On getting posses sion of thorn, he distributed them profusely among the courtiers, and soen he had made a host of friends by his liberality. The emperor began now to feel excecdirgly uncomfortable. Unable to sleep, he rose ear ly on the third morning and went with fear in his heart to the prison to hear what the third wish was to be. '•Now'" said he to his prisoner, "tell mo what your third demand i, that it may be granted at once, and that it may be out of hand, for I am tired of your demands •'Sire," answered the prisoner, "I havo but one more favor to request of your majesty, which when you have granted I shall die content. It is merely that you will cause the yes of those who saw my father turn the fish over to be put out." "Very good," replied the emperer, # "your demand 16 but perfectly natural and springs from a good heart. Let the chamberlain be seized," he continued, turning to bii guards, "I sire !" cried the chamberlain ; "I did not see anything, it was the steward.^' But the Steward protested with tears in his eyes, that he had not witnessed anything of what had been reported, and said it was the Butler. The Butler declared that he had seen nothing of the matter and that it must have been one of the va'ets. But the protested that they were utterly ignoiant of what had been charged agains tho count ; in short it turned out that nobody could be found wao had seen the count com mit the offensr, upon which the princess said : "I appeal to you my father, as.to another Soloman. If nobody 6aw the offense com mitted, the count cannot be guilty, and my busband is innocent." The empereor frowned and forthwith, tho courtiers began to murmur; theD, ha smiled and immediately visages became radiant. "Let it be so, said his majesty let him live, though I have put many a man to death for a lighter offense than his. But if he is not hung, he is married. Justice is done." BE POLITE. —Study the grace, not tfie gra ces ot the dancing master, of bowing and scra ping ; not of the fobbish etiquette of a Ches terfield, but the benevolenoe, the grace of the true heart, whatever things are true, honest, just, pure, lovely, and of good report. The true secret of politeness is to please j to make happy-flowing from goodneis of heart, a fountain of love. !— A SALUTARY THOUGHT.— -When I was a young man there lived in our neigborhood a farmer,who was usually reported to be a very leberal man, and uncommonly upright in hia aealings. When he had any of the products of his farm to dispose of, he made it an inva riable rule to make good measure, rather more would be required of him. Onte of his friends observing him frequently doing so questioned him as to why he did it,-' he told him he gave too muen. Now, dear reader, mark the answer of this godd man : "God has permitted me but one jonrney through the world, and when I am gone, T cannot re turn to rectify mistakes." Thirfk of this There is but one journey through life* l <"0 i i *•* VOL. 4 NO. 39