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ittisttllaiieoiis. OFTIVERST " Bafei'drtVe the btrtt •>•!.* led wagon. Gates drove the mineral-water wagon. Bates was short, fat, and red. Gates was tail, slim, and white. Bates was enterprising, k Sy was Gates. Bates drove out of tho city, and supplied taverns aloDg the road. And so did Gates. Bates despised mineral-water. Gstes despised bottled ale. Now, it happened that as they often met on the road, each considered that the other supplied his customers, and the supplies o! the other terded to undermine his own. Entertaining a feeling of rivalry on this account, for along time, when they drove by each other, they scowled and coughed deG- i antly, aud at last they came to hostile words | for, one day, they chanced to meet Widow Bluejayla at the samo time, and lugged in their bdttlee together. Here was proof posi tire that each did supply the other's custom ers. "The more ale people drink," argued Gates, "the less mineral water they want. That Injures me. "The more mineral water, the less ale they call for," argued Bates. "I don't like that." The next time they met on the road nei ther would turn out; they drove into each other, and there was a jar of bottles and bad language. Bates now told Gates that the next time he caught him carrying any more of his min erai-water to Widow Bluejay's he'd thrash him. Aud Gates said if Bates toted in any more state ale," and he was by, he would smash him. Each thought he had scared the other out of that; but, a few days after. Bates and Gates again met there, and sat down scowling While each was angrily musiDg on the pros pect of a fight, to determine the fortunes of ale, and mineral water at that place, two young men entered and stood at the bar. One called for bottled ale-—" had got over his last spree by drinking mineral-water," he said, "and was now ready to go into ale again." The other called for mineral-water—"be was thirsday, having drunk so much ale yesterday." Being told, "We'rejust out of each,'' they left—one declaring, if he couldn't get ale, and the other, if he couldn't get mineral water, he would not drink at all. "Sorry my wagon is empty," said Bates. "Sqrry mino happens to be," said Gates. ' Each looked at the other, irresolutely, for a moment, when some good spirit came down and made peace between them—it was Irish whiskey, proffered by tho many jewel led hand of Widow Bluojay herself. ''Ha, ha !" laughed Bates, looking up at mineral water. "IHkjpa !" laughed Gates, lot king down at ale. rZt.> "We're on an even fooling and necessa ry to each other." "I make thir.-t " "And I quench it." From that day ale and mineral wa<er popped corks together harmoniously. ' Paddy, honey, will you buy my wa'ch ?" "And is it about selling your watch ye are, Mike ?" "Troth it is. darlmf." "What's the price ?" "Ten shillings and a rautchin of the cren turo." "Is the watch a dacent one 7" "Sure, and I've had it twenty years and it never once desaved me." "Well, here's your tin, and now tell me does it go well 7" "Bedad, an' it goes faster than any watch in Connaught, Munster, Ulster or Leinst"r, not barring Dablin ,' "Cad luck to ye, Mike then you have taken roe in (Didn't you say it niver desaved ye?" "Sure an'l nid ; nor did it,for I never de j)ended on it." FIGURATIVE — A man being asked what be had for dinner, replied, "A lean wife and the ruin oi man for sauce " On being asked for an explanation it appeared that his dinner consisted of a spare rib of pork and apple sauce, . V* "I E3T Sheep are thought by Mr. Qulip to be like ladies' dresses, as improperly folded they get into a IBUSS. EST The only chance for some men's hats j to contain anything valuable is to pass them around for pennies. A ten thousand dollar monument is j to be erected by tho Sixth Corps to the memory of the brave Gen. Sedgwick cy California paper publish births, mar- | riage, divorces and deaths in regular order. Tnis is systematizing the thing. —■ i .► i We often puff away with a laughing [ breath all better thoughts as you blow away the down from a dandelion in seed. Dobbs says the first time kiss- \ ed him, he felt as if he was sliding dewna rainbow, with lanky Doodle in each hand, j - A western editor acknowledging a present of a buffalo: says—'The smallest favors thankfully received." G2y Why are the ladies the biggest thieves in existence ? Because they stee their petticoats, bone their stays, crib their babies and hook their dresses. Running Time of Passenger Trains, Jun 2d. IBG4. NOItTIiUARD. | >IO\ E SOUTHWARD Aci m- Passe u | P;issen Aocow- | m ' gur. I g cr - mod a- | ti/D. | Lion, P. M P. M. IA. M. P. N, | STATIONS 200 6.-10 Great Bern' 2.20 1.35 6,21 New Milford 7,59 2,45 1.00 6,00 Montrose 8,20 3.15 12,25 5,38 Hphottoin 3,4'J 3,50 11,50 5,16 Nicholson 9.00 4,25 11,20 456 Factory vilte 9,24 5.15 10 .'5 4,40 Abington 9.40 5'40 10,40 4,32 Clark' • Summit 9,49 6,00 10,10 4.10 SCRANTON 10,20 6,30 A. M 3,42 Greenville 10,40 P M !£{*"" 3-29 Dunning 10,52 ••••JR 9|.-.. 3,17 Moscow 11,02 q *••• 2.54 Gi>uliißboro 11,26 ••••►-. C 5 •••• 2.40 Tobvhanßa 11.40 < 2.20 Forks ll ; 5u > > •••• 202 Oakland 12,17 •••• ® -3 1,46 Henryville 12,33 ® q •••• 1,35 Spragueville 12 43 •••• 2 1 < •• •• 1,24 Stroudsburg 12,54 ••••►,> 155 1,03 Wafer Gap 1,08 ...-j; I s 3 •••• 12,47 Mount Bethel 1,24 • •••> j Jhjy, -- - - 12,35 Delaware 1,50 5° j2 ••• • 12,10 'Manunka Chunk*. 1.55 •••■ ® •••• 12,02 Bridgeville 2,'4 ••••k. •••• 11,38 Washington 2,28 •••• •••• 11,20 New Hampton 2,45 • •• •••• A- M. 'Change for Phil... PM. Passenger Ti ain Northward Leaves New Hampton on the orrival of the Mai Train which leaves NEW YORK at 8.10 A. M., and MANUNKA CIIDNK en the arrival of the Train which leaves PHILADELPHIA. (Kensington De pot) at 7-15 A. Mm At SCRANTON this Train makes close connections with trains on the LACK* AWANNAA BTOOM-SBURG and DELAWARE A HUDSON Railp ads, and at Great BeDd with the Mail Train on the Erie Railway going West. Tue Passenger Train Southward Leaves Great Bend after the arrival of the Cineir- Express from the West, connecting at Scraek with Trains on the Luckawanna and Bloorasbu and Delaware and Huds >n Railroads ; at Manun Cnuik with the train for Philadelphia, and 8 New Hampton with Trains for JVew York, the L high Valley, Harrisburg, Ac. Passengers by th Train arrive in New York at 5.50, in Philadelpei at 6,30, and in Harrisburg at 8 20 P. M. The Accommodation Train Northward, connects at Great Bend with the Day Express going West, by which passengers arrive a Ith aca and Syracuse the same day. Southward, Haves Great Bend after the arrival o the New Yoik Express going East. fcjtf All Passenger Trains on the Erie Railway stop at Great Bend. WATTS COOKE, Supt. R A. HENRY, Gen. Tkt. Agent. ALA MODE. THE LATEST FROM NEW YORK. MRS. A. G. STARK, TAKES PLEASURE IN aga n informing her friends, and the la lies gen- | , that she has received, and is still receiving rail ye and weil selected assortment oi FALL l 3 WINTER GOODS, Consisting of HATS. HON N LTS. R I ONS FLOSSES, FEA HERS, LACES, HEAD DRESSES, and, in short all art 1 s usually iound in a MILLINERY STOLE. She solicits a call from all requiring GOODS in her line, before purchasing elscwheio. Mrs Stark can be found at the house formerly occupied by Hen ry Stark in the borough of Tunkhaninick. ready and willing to serve all who may favor her with a call. MANTUA-MAKING. We have secured the services of an experienced DUESS-MAKifn, and at all times will be prepared to Fit and Make Dresses in the latest and most approve i manner.— Soliciting your calls before purchasing • 1 .here, we remain Yours, Res| ectfullr. MRS. A G STARK. • April & PL9WE&S —o —0 — THE SUBSCRIBER HAS HAD IN SUCCESSFUL operation, for several years, a M SJ a 8 £ £ ¥, AT TOWANDA^ where all of the most approved and rare kinds of FRUIT dr ORNAMENTAL TREES. Can be obtained. Being conv.no'-1 from experience that his Trees and Piants will fire f ar better satisfaction to the Fruit-growers oi ft'youiing Couuty than any grown in other localities, he confidently solicits their patron age. lie will make annual visits either in person or by his agents to most of the townships of Wyoming Co , and asks only that his specimens may be examined and his method of dealiug be tested. All orders by letter or otherwise, for Trees, vines or rnts will bo promptly attended to. uo3l-ly D IIARKINS. EYE AND EAR INFIMAR Y. On the Square, Three Doors from Steele's Hotel,) WTLK KSBARREI PA. THIS INSTITUTION is now opened and fur nished in the most costly style, Reception, Private and Oper ting Rooms are large, convenient tnd well adopted The Surgical apartinont contains the finest collection oi instruments in the country, and thus his faculties will enable him to meet any and all emergencies in practice. He will operate ipon all the various forms of BLINDNESS. Cata ract, Oceluon of the Pupil, Cross Ey s Closure of the Tear Ducta, Inversion of the Eyelids Pterygium tc. Ac. And will treat all forms of Soros, Eye 3ranuld Lids. Opacities of the Cornea, and Scrof ilous diseases of the Eje together with all the dis sases to which the Eye is subject. DEAFNESS- Will treat all the diseases common to the organ Discharges from the Ear, Noises in the Ear, Catarrh, difficulty ol hearing, total Deaf ness even whore the Drum is destroyed. Will in lert an artificial one answering nearly all the pur poses of tho natural. DISEASES OF TIIE THROAT.-All diseases sommon to the Throat and Noe will be treated GENERAL SURGERY. —He will operate upon Clubfeet, Hair Lip, Cleft Pallate, Tumors, Cancers, Enlarged Tencils, Ac. Plastic operations by heal ing new flesh into deformed parts snd general Sur gery of whatever charac er it may present. HERNIA (or RUPEURE) —He will perfrom "La bias operation for the radical (compl te) cure of Hernia, this is unquestionably a perfect cure, and is done wi'h little or no pain. Out of many hun dred operated upon in Boston there has ben no failures, it having met the perfect approbation of all who have submitted to it. ARTIFICIAL EYES—WiII insert artificial Eyes giving them the motion ami expresion of the natur al They are inserted with the least pain, HEDORRHOLDL, (Pies) -This troublesome dis ease is readily cured. Those suffering from it will do well to call. Dr Up De Graff visits Wilkog-Barre with a view of building up a p rmanent Institute for the treat ment of the Eye, Ear and General ~ Surgery. The j experience of more than a quarter of a century in 1 Hospital and general practice, he hopes, will be a fficientguara ,ntee tc thoee who may be disposed ljj' bim ' * o/nai 9844 i THE mm sEwiiciim. | Our LETTER A. FAMILY SEWING MACHINE s fast gaining a world-wide reputation It is be yond doubt the best and cheapest and most beautiful of all F mil / Sewing Machines yet offered to the public No other Family Sewing Machine has so many useful appliances for Hemming, Binding, Fell ing, lucking, Gathering, Guaging, Biaiding, Em broidering, Cording, and so forth. No other Family Sewing Machine has so much capacity for a great variety of work It will sew all binds of cloth, 1 and with all kinds of thread. Great and recent im provements make our Family Sewing Machine most reliible, and most durable, and most certain in ac tion at all rates of speed. It makes the interlocked t stitch, which is the best stitch known. Any one, ev | en of the most ordinary capacity, can see, at a glance, I how to use the letter A. Family Sewing Machine ; Our Family Sewing Machines are fiuished in chaste j and exquisite stylo The Folding Case of the Family Machine is a ; piece of cunning workmanship of the most useful j kind. It protects the machine when not in use, and • when about to be operated may be opened as a spa- I cious and substantial table to sustain the work.— While some of the Caes, made out of the choicest j woods, are finished in the simplest and chastest rnan j ner possible, others are adorned and embelished in the most costly and super!) manners. It is absolutely necessary to see the Family Ma chine in operation, so as to judge of its great capaci ty and beauty. It is fast bee' raing as popular for family sewing as our manufacturing machines are for manufactur ing purposes The Branch Offices are well supplied with silk, twist, thread, needles, oil, Ac., of the very best qual ity- Send for A PAMPHLET. THE SINGER MANUFACTURING COMPANY. 458 Broadway, New York. Office, 810 Chestnut St. MRS. C. T. MARSH, > . ~ . _ , , . D. A. BAUDWELL, \ Bln Tunkhannock. —AND— Tin Shop. THE subscriber has just received at his shop, over Hankiuson's Store, in MESHOPPEN PA., and will constantly keep on hand all the latest IMP Of ED COOKING STOVES Among which are the " CALORIC," MINER and " UNION" patterns, with PARLOR STOVES and Heaters of every description, which be offers for Ready Pay at prices that will defy competition His stoves are bought directly of the Manufactur ers at ALBANY, WILKI SBARRE. PROVIDENCE andSCRANTON. He is therefore enabled to sell hem at a small advance on the original cost TIN, SHEET-IRON, —AND- Copper Ware. all kinds on hand and made to order Also rip, W AC ON BOXS, AN I) SLEIGH SHOES FOR SALE. The popular Cookin A .vo Forest Q. tie en, Elevated oven) is now fortne first, offered at S2O for 8 inch, $25 for 9 'neb, REPAIRING AND JOBBING neatly and promptly done. HENRY STANSBURY Meshoppen, Dec 17th, 1962 v'2nl9ly. HARDWARE & IRON HUNT BRO'S & BLAIR NOW OFFEIL FOR SALE (RON. STEEL, NAILS AND SPIKES, MINE RAIL, RAILROAD SPIKES, ANVILS, BELLOWS, PLAIN A CONVEX HORSE-SHOES. HAM MERED HORSE NAILS. WROUGHT IRON, BUILD RS' SARD WARH, CARPEN TERS' TOOLS, (ALL WARRANTED,) HUBS, SPOKES, FELLOES, SEAT SPINDLES. CARRIAGE SPRINGS, AXLE 9. PIPE BOXES, SPRING <?TEEL, BOTTS, NUTS, WASH ERS BELTING, PACKING, GRIND STONES; PLASTER PARIS, CEMENT, HAIR, SHOVELS, WHITE LEAD FRENCH WINDOW GLASS, Ac., Ac., ALSO SASH, DOORS AND BLINDS ON HAND IN ASSORTMENT AND MANUFACTURED 10 ORDER LEATHEEIi AND FINDINGS F;?* K'S SCALES. sr.-vnton iitarcb 26. 1863 vln33— Manhood : hoxv lost, how restored. Just published, a new edition of Dr. Culver*® well's Celebrated Essay on the radic d cure (without medicine) ot SPERMATORRHEA, or seminal I Weakness, Involuntary Seminal Losses, IMP.ITENCY. | Mental an I Physical Incapacity, Impediments to Marriage, etc ; also, CONSUMPTION-, EPILEPSY, and FITS, induced by sell-indulgence or sexual extrava gance. Price, in a sealed "nveljpe, only 6 cents. The colebrated authi u this admirable essay clearly emonstrates from a thirty years' successful practice, that the alarming consequences of self abuse may be radically cured without the danger ous use of internal medicine or the application of the knife.—pointing out a mode of cure at once simple, certain and effectual, by means of which every suf® ferer. no m itrer lat his condition mavbe, may cure himself cheaply, privately, and radically. Ffp* This Lecture should be in the hands of every youth and every man in the land. Sept, tinder sal, in a plain envelope, to any ad dress, post paid , on receipt of six cents, or two post stamps. Ad .lress the publishers, OH AS. J. c. KLINE A CO. i 127 Bowery, New fork, Post Office b0x4,586 v4-a2-iy. JUT RECEIVED, — PHILADELPHAI -AND— -3V ewYorli, A F DLL ASS I) I! TME N T (IF DRESS GOODS, SHAWLS, CASSIMERB, Olotj3.ix3.g-p Shoe >, Hats, Jfarn (Mis, MOTIONS, &{.. mc , adapted to this Season' which will be sold at the VERY LOWEST MA KET PRICE for Cash or Country Produce, at the Store of John Weil. issl¥s¥" —AGAINST— FIRE! FIRE!! FIRE 1! ! Taken at this office, on all kinds of Town and Country property, at the MOST REASONABLE TERMS, and for any time from THREE MONTHS TO FIVE YEARs—either WITH or WITHOUT PREMIUM NOTES Is the company reliable 7 Will it promptly pay its honest losses 7 are the important inquiries with all insurers. We answer : THE LYCOMING CO. INSURANCE COMPANY HAS BEEN IN SUCCESSFUL OPERATION FOR TWENTY-THREE YEARS.—IT HAS A WELL SECURED CAPIATL OF OVER 82,400,00 IT PAYS FROM 860, TO 8125,000 LOSSES A NNI'ALLY ALL LOSSES ARE PROMPTLY ADJUSTED AND PAID. EACH INSURER IS FURNISHED WITH AN AUTHENTICATED ANNU NUAL STATEMENT OF EXPENDITURES AND OPERATIONS OF THE COMPA NY THE COMPANY IS CONDUCTED ON JUST AND EQUITABLE PRINCIPLES. THE CHARTER IS PERPETUAL. Reftrcuces Hon. Wra. M. Piatt, Hon. A. K Peck ha in, Henry Stark and Samuel Stark Esqs. of this County ; Saver A Bros, of Susquehanna, and ieorge M. Hollenback and others of Luzerne County, vho insure in and have been paid losses by this, lompany. HARVEY SICKLER, Agt. STILL IN THE FIELD MRS. BARDWELL Announces to the Ladies of Tunkhannock and vicini ty, that she has just received a fine assortment of Fall and Winter Millinery, at hen rooms opposite the Pos.-office, where can be tound in great variety, all the LATEST STYLES, - OF-- BONNETS. 11A <S, CAPS, HEAD DRESS ES. RIBBONS, FLOWERS, IRIMMIN G HOOP SKIRTS, CORSETS, and everything in the line of Millir.ery and Fane Goods, wh iih she will sell at the lowest cash price Jjff REPAIRING promptly and neatly done v4nl4tf. Editor oj Democrat DF.AK SIR :—With vour permission I wish to say to the readers of your paper that I will send, by return mail, to all who wish it (free) a Recipe, with full directions for making and using a simple Vega table Balm that will effectually remove, in ten days Piimples, Blotches, Tan Freckles, and all Impuri ties of the Skin, leaving the same soft clear, smooth and Beautiful, I will also mail free to those having Bald Heads, or Bare Faces, simple directions and info - tnation that will enable them to start a full growth of Luxurant Hair, Whiskers, or a Moustache, in less than thirty. All application answered by return mail without charge. Respectfully yours, THOS, F. CHAPMAN.Chemist 831 Broadway, New York v4-n29-3m The Lady's Friend. Most households suffer great inconvenience from RAIN. SNOW, DUST, and COLD entering their dwellings under the outside doors. The Ladies are especially Annoyed with Soiled Carpets, COLD FEET, and SICK CHILDREN fr, m the COLD DRAFT under the door, aad DUSTY FUR NITURE. We have the pleasure of offerinc to he public A Sure and Effectual Remedy for all these Difficulties, lit CLAY'S Pateut Metalic Weather Strip. Which olieits the admiratson of all who bare wit nessed it. The attention o the public is invited to this little invention It®- Simple, Durable, and Effective,, and is WORTIIiDOUBLE its cost every year in its SAVING of Furniture, Fuji and Doctor's Bills. IT CAN BE APPLIED TO ANY DOOR or FR' NCH WINDOW, is without springs er compli cated machinery to get out of repair is the only strip that can beremoved at pleasure and is in ov ery sense of the term. The Thing that allHosekeepers Wan The Subacri er having purcbasod the right for these stripe wi 1 furnish & fit them for those wishing them at short notice and on reasonable terms. The highest testimonials of their utility can be given by all who have them in use. No outside door should be without them • FREDERICK MILLER. TuakhanDock, Pa. Feb Ist, 1865 R EGISTER'SNOTiCE. hereby given, that the following a. 1 accounts have been filed in the Register's of- ( fiee, at Tunkhannock, and will be presented to the Orphan's Court of Wyoming County, to be held at , j Tunkhannock on the 17th day of April next, for con ] , firuiation and allowance Final accounts of A. H. Read, Ad'mrt. of the es tate .f Boriah Reynold* dec'.i, Filed Jan'y 17. 1865 Final account of Nebemiah Oaklv, ad'mr of the est®.s of 7?" nuel Oaklv deo'd. filed Feh'y 1 1865. ! ' Final; ccouotof D D Dewitt, Adm'r of Wm Durland, late of Fall's township, dee'd Filed March 21st 1865 0- L. PARRISH, Register. Registers office, Tunkhannock Inarch 15th, 1365 The Latest Style -OF- . SPRING & SUMMER Bor^nets, and MILLINERY GOODS. hare just been receirnd at the establishment of LOUISA HEPBURN. on Tioga Street, opposite the Post-office, where w be found Ladies. Chilren, Misses, and Boy's FLATS HATS, and CAPS; HEAD-DRESSES, RIBBONS FLOWERS, and TRIMMINGS, and everything in the line of Millinery, which will be sold at the lowest Cash Prices. Repairing promptly and neatly done. Ladies please call and examine for themselves. Tunkhannock,Oct 3 1862. —v2nll lywil NB W AND C HA I H The subscriber has just opened a new Furniture Cabinet and Chair Manufactory in Tunkhannock, next door to C. M. Koon's grocery store— where are kept on hand and manufactured to order: TABLES of all sizes, patterns, and styles. CHAIRS Cane-seat, Flag-bottom, and common. BUREAUS of all styles, sizes, and Drices. BEDSTEADS, Cottage and common. CENTRE TABLES, WORK STANDS BOOK CASES, and indeed every thing which-can be found in the largest furniUire establishments in the country which he wili sell W prices as low as they can be bought in any town outside of the cities. Being sat isfied that he can compete, both in workmanship and prices with any establishment in the country he so licits the public patronage. REPAIRING of all kinds done in a neat, substan tial and workmanlike manner. N. B.—Old cane-seat chairs, new-seated and re paired. UNDERTAKING.—Having a Hearse of his own and having had much experience, he will attend this department of the busine-s on short notice and in a satisfactory manner. ABRAHAM HAAS. July 16, 1862.-Tln49lja CROCKERY!!! A Large Stock just Opened AT T. L. ROSS CP'S., WALL PAPER. WALL PAPER. WALL PAPER. WINDOW SHADES.- WINDOW SHADES. WINDOW SHADES. OF ALL STYLES. CLOTH SHADES WITH BORDERS CLOTH SHADES WITH BORDERS. FIXTURES AND ROLLERS,COMPLETE FIXTURES AND ROLLERS COMPLETE EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS. EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS. ALSO A Large Stock of White Goods: SWISS MULS DOTTED SWISS MUSLIN. BRILLIANTS, JACONETS, LACES, BALMORAL SKIRTS, SPRING SKIRTS. GLOVES, REAL AL EXANDRE'S KID. nd a Large Stock of YANKEE NOTIONS. Iron, ails; White-Lead, Zinc, Linseed Oil, Glass, Putty, Door-Locks* and a genera assortment of BUI.DERSHARDWBARE. Fish, of all kinds. Casb. Paid for all kinds of Grain. Tunkhannock, March, 9th 1864. FOR SALE. The Subscriber having permanently located Harrisburg. Offers for sale, AHO US EAD LT situate in the Borough of Tunkhannock. The | House is well finished and in good repair with small ■ Barn, out houses, Grape-arbor, Fruit trees Ac. there on. The Lot contains one hatf acre ami is pleasant- | ly situated on the principal street leading through the Borough Price, reasonable and terms Easy. For Pmticulars Apply to Harvey Sickler of unk-. I hannock Pa : or address the undersigned atTHarris bnrg Feb. lst L lB66 J GEO. J. BOLTON j Information Free! i T.-JERVUS SUFFERERS, A GENTLEMAN, cured of Nervous Debility .In competency, Premature Decay and Youthful Error actuated hy a desire to benefit others, will be hnppy ( o furnish to all who need it, (free of charge ), the s recipe and directions for making the simple remedy t used in his case Sufferers wishing to profit by the t advertisers bad experience, and possess a sure and t valuable remedy, can do so by ad ressing him at t once at his place of business. The Receipe and full i information -of vital importance -will be cheerfully t sent by return mail. , Address JOHN B. OGDEN i o- 6(1 Nassau street, New York i P. S.—Nervous Sufferers os both sexee will fad this information inraliable. 1 v4-nlB-3u> CELEBRATED ELASTIC STITCH SEWINGrMACHIN E 1 Were awarded ihe highest Premiums 333T all Competitors, at the following Stale and County Faift of 1863. NEW YORK STATE FAIR. First Premium for Family Machine. First Premium for Marufacturing Machine. First Premium for Machine Work. INDIANA STATE FAIR. First Premium for Machine for all pnrpnei. First Premium for Machine Work. VERMONT STATE FAIR. First Premium for Family Machine. First Premium for Manufacturing MnehiM First Premium for Machine Work. OHIO STATE FAIR. First Premium for Machine Work. IOWA STATE FAIR. First Premium for Family Machine. * Fiast Premium for Munufactu >ng Machine. First Premium for Machine Work. ILLINOIS STATE FAIR. First Premium for Machine for all purpesM. First Premium for Machine Work. KENTUCKY STATE FAIR. First Premium for Machine for all purposes* First Premium foi Machine Work- MICHIGAN STATE FAIR, First Premium for Family Machine First Premium for Manufacturing Machine. Eirst Premium for Machine Work. PENNSYLVANIA STATE FAIR. First Premium for Manufacturing First Premium for Machine Work. OREGON STATE FAIR. First Premium for Family Machine. First Premium for Machine Work. CHITTENDEN Co. (Vt.)Agr'! Soc. First Premium for Family Machine. First Premium for Manufacturing Machine. First Premium fer Machine Work* FRANKLIN Co. (N. Y. )FAIR. First Premium for Family Machine. First Premium for Manufacturing Machigfe CIIAMPLAIN VALLEY (Vt.) Agr'l See. HAMPDFN Co. (MASS.)Agr'I Soc. Diploma for Family Machine. Diploma for Machine Work. WASHINGTON Co.(N. Y,)FAIR First Premium for Family Machine. QUEENS Co.(N. Y. )Agr'l Soc, Eirst Premium for Family Machine. First Premium lor Manufacturing Machine First premium for Machine Work. SARATOGA Co (N. Y.)FAIR. First Premium for Family Machine. MECHANICS' INSTITUTE (Pa.)FAIR First Premium for Machine for all purpenes* First Premium for Machine Work, GREENFIELD (O)UNION FAIR. First Premium for Family Machine. First Premium for Machine Work. CLINTON Co (O)FAIR. First Premium for Family Machine. First Premium for Machine Work. MONTGOMEJY Co.(Pa)FAIR. First Premium for Machine for all pureoiee First Premium for Maceine Work. SAN JOA QUINCo (Cal )FAIR. First Premium for Family Machine. First Premium for Machine Work. SAN JOSE DISTRICT (Cal) FAIR First Premium for Family Machine. Fsist Premium lor Machine Work |.if" The above comprises all the fairs at which the likodlr A BAKER MACAINES were exhibited this year. Sales-rooms, 495 It road way, Njw Yerk. _ 730 Chestnut St. Philadelphia TO PROFESSORS OF MUSIC AMATEURS, AND THE MUSICAL PUBLIC GENERALLY, P.:A. WONDKRMANN FOREIGN A AMERICAN MUSIC WAREHOUSE, 824 BUS WAT, Having on hand the largest-stock of Foreign Marie in New York,which he imports from Europe express ly to meet the taste aßd requirements of the Ameri can lovers of Music, respectfully callc attention te the fact that he is now supp ying Music of Irerr .-tyle at a Reduction of TWENTY-FIVE to FIFTT ck cent, less than any other house in the United States. Private Families can be supplied (poet free) by forwarding the cash to the above address Shoald* the amount of cash be forwarded exceed the seat e the Music, the balance will be promptly mfrnsd in postage currency DEALEBS and Professors should not neglect this opportunity ; they will be liberally dealt with. N B—Any and every piece of Musio (vocal er instrumental) published in Europe and will be supplied to order, if accompanied by the cash, Remember the Address, P. A. WUNDERMANN Foreign and American Music Warehouse, FOR RATS, MICE, ROACHES, ANTS, BEE BUM MOTHS IN FURS WOOLENS, AC,, INSECTS on Pun FOWLB, ANIMALS, AC. Put up in 25c. 50e aud 3100 Boxes. Bottles, aa4 Flasks. 33 and 35 sixes for Hotels, and PtMinia stitutions, Ac. "Only infallible remedies known." „Free from Poisons." "Not dangerons to the Human Family."* "Rats come out of their holul* dk-" 1 Ly Sold Wholesale in oit/. by all Druggists s, ***iUjrt STSiyaW 13T! ! ! BEWARE ! ! ! of 11 Morthlsws iniMlt ISTSee that "COSTAR'SUO neon laatfc Bex, Is* and Flask, before you buy. I3f"Addresa HINRTR. Cssva CyPrincipal Depot 482 Broadway, N.Y. U4f"Sold byj. Lyman,qp Co,, crholosnle BtM, L3T Agent,Turkhannock, j AUDITORS NOTICE. The undersigned, hs ring b*.n appointed by *• Court -if Common ;V'.*a o{ Wyoming Coinly, an auditor to distribute the money paid into Cegft hy the North I*w A Ofi ß al Company, undor the nB of assembly of . . t .ril 21st, 1858 and tho eupplemenfes thereto, among ie Judgment Creditor*, will eb tend to die cUmes of bis appointment, at his oHm* in the Borough ot Tankhsnnock, Pa., on TbUMdSy.' the 6th day of April. 1865, at ono o'clock P* M., nt wjii-h. time and place, all peraone Intamtod apat'ar and present their claims if they eee pwfm ? "S * debarred from coming in ee seid feed. Of 0.8. TUTTOJT, A3*** ? ban neck Marsh 7. 16Vf