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His wife Pol , ly, and one child, nine years old, made up his family. Ilts chief business was hunting, and his unerring rifle never failed to supply his board and something over. His nearest neighbor was fifteen miles off,so he was trou bled little with prying visitors. It was in early spring that Jacob started down the river with a boat load of furs and 6kins. He left Polly in charge of the premi ses, a; d left with her, too, a light rifle and a brace of pistols. She knew how to use the rifle, for never was she happier than when her husband patted her upon her shoulder and cried, " Nobly done, Polly, my dear ! I could not have made a better shot my self." And he had occasion to say this with truth too. Jacob Burnap had been gone four days when towards evening, a horseman rode up to the hunter's door. He was a small mascu lar man, some forty years of age, and seemed inured to all hardships. As he sprang from the saddle, Polly made her appearance. ''Ah, Polly—once more here," the new comer said, as he diew a well filled pair of saddle bags from the back of bis beast. ''Yes, and I am glad to see you, Morton— Jacob has been gone four days, and time is getting heavy." '•Jacob gone? Where?" '•Down the river with a load of furs." "Oh—ah—yes. Well, you shall have the company of Lant Morion for one night at least; so ffr the next twelve hours you'll feel safe." ''Oh—l feel safe enough, returned the wo man quickly ; "only lonesome." Thus speaking, Morton threw his saddle and saddle-bags into ;he cabin, and then led hi* horse around to a low shed, where he made the animal-fast and fed him. Alter this he returned to the dwelling and entered, and was soon (focussing the events of the times over an ample supper. His hostess told hitn all that had transpired in her neigh borhood since his last visit, and the visitor gave her the news from the eastern valley. Lant Morton had been mail carrier upon that rout for several years, and not once had he passed to and fro,without spending a nigh* at Jacob liurnap's. In fact, he was about the only regular visitor at the hunter's cabin, and atlhough the intervals between his visits were long, yet he seemed almost a fixture of the place. Polly Bunrap- -still i.i the bloom of woman hood—knew his generous, noble char acter, so she felt peifectly free and at home in his presence. "Is it known on the rout that your load is so valuable?" "I think not—though i t may be. Still I amwell armed, and I fancy it would be a tough job for any one to tackle old Lant. •'A man was robbed on the creek a few days ago." "And the robbers have fledadded Mor ton, carlessly. as ho drew his mail-bags after him. Morton went to bed at nine o'clock, as he was tired and sleepy from his hard ride P oily Lad work to do, having neglected it while talking with her guest, so when she had seen hitn safely at rest in the loft, she drew her basket to the little table where the candle was. and went to work upon some clothing for her child who was soundly sleep ing in the corner. The old German clock upon the wall, with its great weights and winding strings all ex posed. had struck ten, ere Polly arose from her work. She had just pushed the basket beneath the table, and taken up the candle, when the front door opened, and two men entered. They were in their stockings, their shoes having been left out side. " Hush 1" uttered the foremost of the in truders. "Speak but one word above a whis per, and you die in an instant." Polly recovered from her quick terror, and looked up. She saw two, stout, wicked, ugly looking men, one of whom held a cocked pis tol towards her. * With a quickness of per ception, natural to her, she knew that the pistol would not be fired if she held her peace as that would make more noise than she could make. And further—she recognized in the foremost a notorious villain, who bore the name of Dick Galluse. She had never seen him bofore, but the minute description her husband had given of the man, led her at once to know him—and positively, too, for one big scar on the left cheek was mark enough. "What seek you, gentlemen?" asked Pol ly. \vithout betraying the least fear. "We have come to seek the mail carrier," replied Galluss, in a hoarse whisper. "Where is he ? Don't speak too loud." "He is long since asleep. Would it not do as well to see him jn the morning ? We can find you room and lodging." The fair hostess had said this for the pur pose of gaining time. She knew very well that these men catne to rob the carrier, and was equally sure that they would murder if they could, and would, in all arobabiliiy, put her out of the way as well. They bad evi dently lecrned the valuable load he carried, aud meant to carry it in his stead. "Never mind his being asleep. Show us where he is at once," roughly replied Gallus in answer to Polly's last remark. "But I can call him. good sirs," reasoned the woman, calmly, 4hough there was alarm in her soul. "Call hitn ? Call ?" growled the villain with a fierce oath. "You call him and you'll be called to another world. Quick, show us the way." The mild eye that cotild aim an unerring bullet at the forest beast did not even betray the thoughts of that woman's soul, nor did a look tell her meaning. She was pile, but she did not tremble. "This way, sirs," she whispered. And as she spoke, she turned towards a door of the little bed room and the pantry. She did not open it until both men was close behind her. "Don't you hear him breathe ?" she whis pered. "Yey," returned both villains. And they did hear a breathing, but it was of the chiid close at hand. As they thus answered her she threw the door wide open—it opened inwa'd. The men saw a dark void, but they passed forward. In an instant Polly Burnap leaped back.— Galluss was upon the threshold an 1 his coin panion close up on his heels. With all her power,the noble woman threw herself against the rear man, and the next moment both the robbers lay sprauling on the cellar botttm. This had been the door opening to the deep excavation and the only means of egress was by a perpendicular ladder. Could this have been moved, Polly would have pulled it immediately up.but it was spiked to its place and she must let it remain. To close the door would be useless for she had no ready means to fasten it. So she did what she had resolved upon (ruin the first ; she sprang to the fiivplac?, and caught the trusty rifle from its picxel, and having cocked it, she turned towards the open,door. She heard the curses of the villains as they reached for the ladder, and she soou knew that one of them had found it. "Back !" she cried, as she saw a head ap pear above the threshoid. The candle upnn the table threw but a dim light upon'the spot but it was sufficient. She saw the robber raise a pistol. She not die. She had a husband—a child—and had set herself to save the carrier. With these thoughts flashing through her mind she jiulled the trigger. A sharp report went ringing through the house, and its echo was a deep groan from the cellar bottom. Ere ahe second robber could show himself, Morton came rushing into the room with a ie volver in each hand. "What is it ?" he cried. "There! There!" ga-ped Polly, pointing to the doorway, where a savage looking face had just prevented itself. Lant Morton had been long enough used to danger not to waste time in conjecture. "Are there any more ?" he asked cocking the second pistol. "No, I shot one !" And as Polly Burnap tncs spoke she sank into a chair. ******* "And so you meant to save tne 7" £cmak ( ed the carrier, as Polly hesitated. "Yes. yes, —I did. Yet, that was it." • And as som as the noble woman was suffi- I cicntly recovered, she told him the whole story. Morton expressed his thanks as best he could ; but, aftt r all, the moisture of his sharp gray eye, the changing of his counte nance, aud the very lack of language, told more than words could have done. After duo deliberation, it was decided that the bodies should remain where hey were till morning. So the cellar door was shut, the front door bolted, and then they prepared once more to retire ; but for the rest of the night Morton made his bed upon the floor of the large room. In the morning, just as the carrier was dressed, there came a loud rap upon the outer door, accompanied by a voice which he knew full well. Ila hastened to open the door, and gave entrance to Jacob Burnap 1 The hunter had met a party of traders at Lewisburg, and disposnd of all bis skins to thorn, ihus finishing his journey six days sooner than he had anticipated. Polly was soon upon her husband's bosom, and wheD he had told his own story, Morton gave him an account of the last night's ad venture. Jacob was at first incredulous, but when he had been down and seen the bodies, he was satisfied. "Polly mv jewel," he said, placing one arm around fcer neca, "I am proud of I love you more and more, for every day I find mora to love." And then turning to Morton, he added: "What do you think of such a wife?" "Ah," returned the guest, with deep feel ing, "if poor Lant Morton had such a one be wouldn't be a mail carrier." When Morton left, he was directed to stop at the first settlement, and state to the | officers what had happened, and he promised to do ao. He once mora blessed the brave woman who bad saved bis life, and then set out. Late in the afternoon, two officers ar rived at the cabin,and when they were shown the dead bodies, at once proceeded to remove them. And, ere the week had passed, whole .-ettiements blessed the ' Border Heroine for the work she had done. . STEPHEN GIUARD. Within the memory of many persons still a'tve, "old Gtraid," as the (anions banker was usually styled, a short, stout, brisk <>ld gentleman, used to walk in his swiit, awk ward wa\, the streets of the lower paitof Philad-Iphia. Though everything about him indicated that he had very little in Common with his fellow citizens, he was the marked man of the city for more than a generation His aspect was rather insignificant and quite unprepossessing. His dress was old fash ioned and shabby ; and he wore the pig tail, the white neck-cloth, the wide brimmed hat, and the large skirled coat of the lust century, lie was blind in one eye ; and though his burly eye brows gave s< me character to his countenance, it was curiously devoid ol ex pression. lie had also the absent look of a man who either had no thoughts or was ab sorbed in though' ; and ne snuiiied along on his enormous feet, looking neither to the right nor to the left. There was always a certain look of the old mariner abrut him, though he had been fifty years an inhabitant of the town. When he rode it was in the plainest,least comfortable gig in Philadelphia, drawn by an ancient and ill formed horse, driven always by the master's own hand at a good pace. He chose still to live where he had lived for fifty years, in Water sreet, close to the wharves, in a small and incon venient house, darkentd by tall store-houses, amid tho bustle, the noise, and the od rs of commerce. IBs 6ole pleasure was to visit once a clay a little farm which he possessed a few miles out of town, where he was wont to take rff his coat, roll up his shirt-sleeves, and per sonally labor in the field and in the barn, hoeing corn, pruning trees, tossing' hay, and not dii-daintng to assist even in butchering ' the animals which lie raise. j for market. It was no mere ornamental or experimental (arm. lie made it pay. All of its produce ' was carefully, nay, scrupulously husbanded, ; sold, recorded and accounted for. lie !oved his grapes, his plums, his pig?, and especially j his rare breed of canary- birds; but the pco pie'of Philadelphia had the full .benefited j their increase—at the highest market Many feared, many served, but none loved | this singular and lonely old man. If there 1 , was among the very few who habitually con- ! versed with him, one who understand and esteemed him, there was but one ; and he was a man of such abounding charity, that, like Uncle Toby, if fie had heard that the devil was hopelessly damned, would h"ve said, "I atn sorry for it." Never was there j a person more destitute than Girard of the ! qualities which win the affection of others, j His temper was violent, his presence forbid ding, his usual manner ungracious, Ins w.II inflexible, his heart unterder, his imagination dead. He was odious to many of his fellow citizens, who considered him the hardst and meanest of men. He had lived among them ' for half a century but ho was 110 more a j Philadelphtan in 1830 than in 1770. He • still spoke with a French accent, and accom panied hiß words with a French shrug and French gesticulation. Surrounded with Christian churches which he had helped t-> I huild, he remained a sturdy unbeliever, and i possessed the complete works of only one I man, Voltaire. He made it a point of duly to labor on Sunday, as a good exunple to others. He made no secret of the tact that fie considered the idleness of Sunday an injury to the peo ple, moral and economical. He would have j opened his bank on Sunday, if any one wo'd ' have come to it. F.>r bis part he required ! no rest and would have none. He never travelled. He never attended public asem- : blies or amusements. He had no affections to gratify, no friends to visit, no cuiiosity to appease, no tastrs to indulge. What he once said of himself appeared to be true, that he rose in the morning with but a single ob ject, and thai was to labor so hard all day as to be able to sleep all night. The world was absolutely nothing to him but a working place. He scorned and scouted the idea that old men should cease to labor, and should spend the evening of their days in tranquility. "No," he would say, "labor is the price of !tfe, its happiness, its everything ; to rest ia to rust; every man should labor to j the last hour ol his ability?" Such was Stephen Girard, the richest man who ever lived in Pennsylvania. This is an unpleasant picture of a citizen of polite and amiable Philadelphia. It were indeed a grim and dreary world, wherein should prevail the principles of Girard. But j see what this man has done for the city that loved him not ! Vast and imposing struc tures ri>e on the banks of the Schay Ikijl wherein, at this hour, six hundred poor or phan boys are fed, clothed, trained and taught, upon the income of the enormous estate which he won by this entire conse cration to the work of accumulating proper-? ty. In the ample grounds of Girard College, looking up at ta fiv massive marble edificea, TERMS 52.00 PER ANXTJBff j strolling in its shady walks or by its Vg'-dsnt i play grounds or listening to the cheerful j cries of ihe boys'at plsy, the most sympa theiic and imaginative of men most pause before censoring the sterile and and unloVely | life of its founder. And if he should inquire j closely into the character and career of tho man who willed this great institution into ■ being, he would, perhaps, be willing to admit that there was room in the world for one Girard. though it were a pity there should' | ever be another. I Such an inquirr, would, perhaps, disclose i 'hat Stephen Girard was endowed by nature With a great heart as well as a powerful I mind, and that circumstances alone closed and hardened the one, cramped and pervert jed the oiher. It is not improbable that he j was me of those uiifurtnna'o beings who j desire to be loved, but wbose temper and I appearance combine to repel it. The marble : s'atue of him, which adorns the entrance to j the piincipal building, if it could epeatf, I might say so to us, '-Living, you could not understand nor love me ; dead, F compel, at | least, your respect." Indeed, be used to ay. wht-n questioned as to his career, "Wait t II I aui dead : my deeds will show what I was."— North American Review. To Make a Good Wife Unhappy* We apprehend that there are many hui* bands who w ill read the following with • blush : See het as seldom a* possible; if she it warui-1 eatttd and cheerful in temper; or ilufitr or week's absence, she meets jou with a smiling face, and in an affection ate manner, be sure to look coldly upon her, and answer her with monosylablea. If ahe , farce back her tears, and is resolved to look cheerful, sit down and gape in her presence till she is fully convinced of your indifference. Nt ver think you have anything to do to make her happy, but that her happiness is to flow from gratifying yuur caprices; *nd when si e has done a-ll a woman can do, be sure you do not appear gratified. Never take an inte rest in any of her pursuits ; and if the aaka your advice, tuake her feel that she ia troub- > lesome and tinpert net. It she attempt to rally tou good humorcdly, on any of your peculiarities, never join 111 the laugh, but frown her into silence. If she has faults, (w)nch without doubt she will have, and perhaps may b? ignorent of.) never attempt with kindness to correct them, but continu ally ob'rude upon her cars, "what a good wile-Mr. Smith has." "How happy Mr. Smith is with his wile. In eompany never seem to know you have a wife ; treat all bar retnaiks with indifference, and be very affable and complaisant with every other lady. If you follow these directions you may be cer tain of an obedient and heart broken wife. IMPORTANT TO DRAFTED MEN. —The fail ure tj receive a foim.ll notice d"6s not release drafted men from their obligation to report ; and, by order of Major O'Beirne, all partita who fail to report, whether they receive a no tice of their names having been drawn or not are to be considered as deserters, and arrest ed and punished as such. M. D. Conway, the pioneer aboli tionist of Massachusetts, and editor of the Boston Commonwealth, cotnes out in favor of the Southern Confederacy. He argues that negro laveiy is out of the way, and there is, therefore, no pretext for continuing the war. — A report to the Rhode Island legis lature shows that the abolition patiiots of that State have been guilty of large frauds in in the enlistment of negroes, cheating recruita out of 1 hew bounties, receiving bounties cn forged papers, etc. A Go D-JOKE. —Kennedy who waa bung at Governor's Island, last week for setting fire to Barnum's Museum, says he did it "for aj' >ke." The end of t his was a capital joke— the joker beiug choked off to the tune of a lively ditty. A Qt'EßY—lf so many soldiers are requir ed in the field just now, why is it that the Connecticut soldiers are being furloughed jual now ? [s it to allow them to go to Connect!* cut to vote ? As the Yankee aaya "we aorter guess it lis." RELEASED FROM A BASTlLE.— Stephen J. Joice, E-q., one of the editors of the late Bal timore Republican, has been released from Furt Delaware, where he has been entombed for fourteen I- ng and weary months. His appearance pre-ents that of a man considera bly impaired or wasted away by close confine ment. &S" The Ln oiille Journal, of the 18th, says; Gv. Bramtofte yesterday furnished all of his slaves with free papers. * - .. ' i C3T What is the difference between forms and ceremn : e ? You sit upon form# and.stand upon ceremonies. -vh— ——— irsr The man who makes a buaineea of raising pork for the market may he said to live by the pen. YOL. 4 NO. 35