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OGDEN No- 60 Xassau street, New York. v3-n4O-3m0., YOU WISH TO BE CURED 7—n XJ ENGLISH SPECIFIC PILLS cure, i JFTSS-THW 30 days, the worst cases of NERVOUSNESS — mpotency, Premature Dacay, Seminal Weakness, Insanity, and ajl Urinary, Sexual, and Nervous Affectnns, no matter from what cause produced. - Price, One Dollar per box. Sent, postpaid, by mail on receipt cf an order. Address, JAMES S. BUTLFR, Station D, Bible House New York. n3l-3m. M. A Co,. USE NO OTHER !-BUCHAN'S SPECIFIC r L * re onl J Remedy for all Diseases of the Seminal, Urinary and Nervous Sys 'fnnv^n""^ 5 ' * 1 " 1 ** CUrC(I ONE DOLLAR A BOX. "ne box will perfect a cure, or money re unded. Sent by mail on receipt of price. JAMES 8. BUTLER, Station D. Bible Pouse New York, _ General Agent 3 31-3® M A CO, |3ott's (Cornet. [From the Sunday Mercury.] ABRAHAM A\D THK BLACK GhMLLMAN. - BV PETER PEPPERCORN. "This tyrant, whose sole name blisters our tongues Was once thought honest."—Macbeth. It was at the sitent midnight hour, When night and morning meet, Old Nick walked into Abe's room And stood close by his feet. He shook his horns and wagged his tail, As other beasts oft do. And cried aloud, "Awake old Abe! For I am come for you." Old Abe tremblingly awoke, First gaped, then rubbed his eyes, To see the gentleman in black Quite filled him with surprise. He muttered something indistinct About Fort Lafayette ; Although his blood was running cold, He broke out in a sweat. The Devil cried, "Give ear, old Abe. And do not courage lack, Too well I know for years you have Loved everything that's black. "Therefore prepare to go with me, (Poor Abe, he groaned with fear), I may as well just take you now, As wait another year." Poor Abe cried, "What have I done 7 (And gave another groan), Oh, dear' oh. dear ! like Jeff, I want For to be let alone." Old Nick he laughed, and shook his head, And unto Abe did say, ''There is no habeas corpus now. Come, get up right away." Then Abe rose slowly from his bed, But what seems strange to tell, From sulpher, or from something else, There came a noisome smell. Then Nick took Abe on his back, And solemnly he swore He never carried down below, So bad a man before. When to the river Styx they c'aine, Old Charon, with his boat. Refused to take old Abe o'er, Or change a green jack note. Old Charon said, "My charge is small, One penny in hard cash, Shinplasters don't pass current here, Nor no such worthless trash. "Remember, Abe, you don't on me Play any little joke, The discount now is sixty-fire, The bank will soon t>e broke. "Beside, you might repudiate, It has been done before j But as you once were splitting rails, I p'rhaps may row you o'er. "Just to oblige my friend, old Nick, For take you o'er he must, And as you have no copperhead, i it row you o'er on trust. "Although so bad a man before Ne'er o'er this river went— A glorious Yankee President, And cannot raise a cent." Then Nick and Abe got in the boat. And Charon rowed them o'er ; Right glad was he to land them both Upon the nether shore Then Nick took Abe by the arm, And said, "Come on with mo, My little imps will be rejoiced So great a man to see." They entered now within a place Of sulphur fire and smoke* Said Nick to Abe. "Don't this remind You of a little joke 7 "This the tyrant's last abode, When he from earth has past, Ha ! ha ! ha ! ha ! give us a jok*. Let's have old Abe's last." Poor Abe could not say a word, He trembled so with fear, But into a warm corner reeled, Aod sank down on a chair. "Come out of that!" old Nick cried out, "I keep that seat secured, And that arm-chair is ready there Awaiting Billy Seward. "And here is Horaae's Greeley's next — The next one is for Chase, But Forney and Ben Butler i Must have a hotter place Halleck's seat is farther on, With Pope's close by the fires ; I give the rogues the warmest place, But always roast the liars. "Here's Curtih's, with a shoddy pad, And there is one for Banks- Sherman's is not quite finished Yet. I've just completed Scheuck'a. "And here is one for Everett, With Davis' close by ; With Col. Fish upon my fork, I'll have a General Fry. "And as for Brownlow that old knave, He knows the place so well, Therefore the foul-mouth Parson shall Be scavenger of hell." Again he led poor Abe an, Through but a little space, Stopped by an iron door and sai J, "This is tny hottest place ; "TO SPEAK HIS THOUGHTS IS *EI ERY RIGHT. "—Thomas Jefferson. f's A ait TUNKHANNOCK, PA., WEDNESDAY, JUNE 29 1864. "Now go thy way to earth again, And live a life of pain— I for the present say farewell, We soon Shall meet again, Old Nick then brought old Abe back, As humble as a mouse ; None can describe the joy he felt When he saw the White House. But ere old Nick had set him down, He unto Abe did say, 'Although I let you off this time, Wa'll meet another day." "And where I keep my Puritans, A class both mean and sly, Whoaa object is, and ever was, To rale or else destroy. "There I keep th m by themselves, Confined within this cell ; For if I were to let them loose, Tbere'd be no peace in hell. "Just take a peep in through the bars, You need not mind the heat." Poor Abe looked, end said with a sigh, "I see some ompty seats " "Yes," said old Nick, 'the top one's for An Abolition preacher ; Good service has he done for me, His name is Harry Beecher. 1 "The right hand seat is Garrison's, The left-hand is for Jay, The one for Wendell Phillips Was placed there yesterday. "I have a p'ace for Sumner in -s* • One of my hottest nooks ; He's been a blatherskite sinee he Was whipped by Bally Brooks. " t. J "So many come, I have not time To fix up seats for all ; Therefore I hang the lesser knaves On hoots around the wall. "Now you see I give each one their place According to their duo, And in the very lowest pit I have a place for you. IDPORTANT SUIT AND RIGHTEOUS JUDGMENT. On the27th of August, 1862, Albert W. Patrie, was taken by force from his residence in Cairo, Green co., N. Y. by Marshal Murry and Deputy Marshal Buckley, and taken to N. Y. and there kept in prison one week, and subjected to other injuries. Suit was subse quently brought in the Supreme Court agaiust the Marshal and his Deputy and damages to the amount of ten thousand dol lars claimed as damages. The following is Mr. Patrie's testimony : Albert W. Patrie being sworn, tes'ified, I am the plaintiff, I reside in Cairo, in this county, about two miles from the village; I am thirty-five years old ; have a wife and child, and am by occupation, a farmer; on the 27th of August, 1862, I was ploughing 00 my farm in Cairo, about nine o'clok a. m., when a man came tome called ffm, Buckley; he was in company with my little boy, who came to show him where I was, and he said he was sent there by United States Marshal Murryto arrest me and take me to New York; I told him I could not go. he said •'you have got te goat my request he con sented to let me go with him to my house to get ready ; we went there; my wife and child, four year old, were at the house when we went there; my wife and Mr. Buckley had some conversation ; she asked him why 1 could not be tried here, and he said, ''there is no United States Marshal here;" she asked what was to be done with me, and he 6aid 1 must either go into the army or to Fort La fayette ;on cur way to Catskill we stopped at Walden's Hotel at Cairo; the street was full of people; a convention met there that day ; I saw Mr. Olney there ; went to him for advice; Buckley took hold of my arm and said, "Come, let us go now," and took me in a wagon to Catskill; we took the boat at Cetskill at 6p. m., and got to New York early on Thursday morning ; after walking about three quarters of an hour, we got our breakfast at a restaurant, and then he took me to Marshal office; there we learned that Murray would not bo there be fore 9 o'clock; when Murray came he asked Bradley if he had the man ; Buckley pointed to me and said "there is the man," and hand .ed him a paper ; I do not know what it was ; I asked Murray what I was to do, and he said I could do nothing ; it had to go to the War Department to be disposed of, and he wrote on a piece of paper and handed it to Buckley and said "take him offßuckley told me to follow him, and I went with him to the police head quarters, corner of Broom and Elm streets ;we weut there and wene down stairs, and Buckley handed the paper to a man oalleb "sergeant," he read the note and called "Sands," and told him to takef charge of me ;we had to go down * stairs ; standing up we could just look over the top of the ground .we went down from four to six steps; wo went into another room where the prisoners wsre ; about eight or ten wert there; we sat around till night and then we were locked up in cells ;we were locked ap every night; the cell was large enough to walk inside of a board raised one and a half feet above the floor; a man could lie on thfc board; I do not think the cell Wei* mora than three wide; as I ley on my back my US v < * I i?: V i i v at' tIJ t Ofl ' feet would touch one end of the cell and my head the other ; perhaps it was five asd a half feet long ; had sot a rag furnished me to lie upon nor to cover me ; the cell was under ground ; no window ; there was gas light in the entry ;it had a lattice iron door ; a man could stand up straight ia the cell ; the privy was in one corner of the cell; over it was a water.faucet and cup, there was no cover to the privy. Thejßtnell was worse than that of any country privy I was ever in. On Sat urday the privy was washed out—at other times it was left as used. Sometimes three prisoner slept in the cell—two on the floor and one on the shelf. I was three nights in the eell and two out in the room On Saturday night a drunken man was put in the cell with me. He was drunk, noisy, filthy, and nasty. He was put in in the mid die of the afternoon. The keepers had thrown water on him, and at night the cell was very wet, and I had to lie in the water' with nothing but the clothes I wore. I was compelled once to eat in the cell ;it was on Sunday night; I was put in right away after dinner J we had bread and coffee for break fast, bread and water for 6Upper. Two little pieces of bread each time. Twice I think we had a little meat. Once or twice we had coffee instead of water with our bread for supper, flu Monday night, Murray came there ; I asked him if I could not give bail and get ouY of that stinking bole, for I could not live there any longer. I offered to give any amount of bail and pay up my board in the city |n d repor' myself every day. He said I could not be bailed ; that there was no getting out at all; that money conld not bail me out. He said, "if the whole of Green county ccmes down here they cannot do any thing for you," that he did not know of but one tpan that cou'.d do anything for me, and that was Judge Beebee, and said : " If you wish to see Judge Beebee, I will send him up in the morning;" and I said if he is the only man that can do anything send him to me, . Ibe way I came to have the interview with Murray was, he came to the sergeant's room aud I got permission from Sands to go and see him. On Tuesday morniog, about noon, a man came in and inquired for me. Ha was & smallish man, with a large heavy beapd, and asked me if I wanted to get out anil I said I did. He said I suppose 1 can get you out, but I have to use the influence of a great many men in the in the city and telegraph to Washington a number of times, and it will be pretty expensive. I asked him if he was Judge Beebee and he said he was, and that Marshal Murray had sent him there, I asked him what he would charge me and he naid he would get me out for SIOO, I told hritul could not give him that and he asked what I could give, and I said $25. He said he would do nothing for $25. Soon after he came back and said : " If I conclude to do anything for you, who is your bail." I named two men living at the foot o Frankliu street. A few minutes after he came in withe toother deputy marshal and told me I coald go with him to get bail and could come then to MJrshal Murray's office Beebee was not absent from me over ten or fifteen minutes before he came back with the other deputy-Marshal. This was about 12 o'clock at noon. I went with that man to see Isaac Darby in Franklin street ; waited on him to see Mr. Steenbergh. When he came we went to Marshal Murray's office- No one was there but the clerk, and he went to worn to fill out a bail bond, Before it was done Marshal Marray came in. He went to the clerk to see what he was doing and said, " Hold on; I don't know anything about this ; you must wait till Mr. Beebee comes." We waited a quarter of a*n hour till Beebee came in and he went to work and finished the bail bond, Beebee then asked me to sign it, and I did so. Darby and Steenbergh signed it, and then we went up three pair of stairs, to a justice, who took the acknowledgment and charged me $3, which I paid ; we came down ; I gave Judge Beebee, whom I met on the stairs, twenty five dollars, and came off with the bondsmen; I got home on Wednesday about sundown ; Luke Roe and Elias Dutcher, came to New York in my behalf, also Esquire Lathrop and my father, at my solicitation, to fetch some papers to aid me; my father lives in '"Conesville, Schoharie county—the other men in Cairo, except Van Stcenbergh, in Catskill, Tha jury. were out about two hours aftei charge and returned a verdict of S3OOO for the plaintiff. 5 Liincolu Platforms. u' SC i; iB6O " Lincoln and Free Speech." The Constitution a covenant with death. The.Union not worth preserving, in connec tion with the South, economy and reform. Good times and light taxation. 1861 1 " War for the Constitution and the Wnion.' Nobodv hurt and nothing going wrong. 1862 The negro must be free. The crime of silence is what I fear, free speech dangerous Bastiles and arbitrary arrests, i . " War for the niggers.'' 1863 '' Vote for Curtin and avoid the draft." The war over by Christmas. 1864 " Tyranny, rascality, conscriptions, taxation and ruin." And the deal re to continue it through league conspirators for another four years. ' •*. * 3• . er e.s vest*' '-* i 1 ' - An Undelivered Presidential Message-- The State of the Nation. THE PRESIDENT'S MESSAGE Fellow Citizens of the Senate and House : In conformity wirh the "Chicago plat form, I now lay before your " honorable bodies" an annual statement of the condition of the country, together with such sugges tions as are deemed important for your con sideration at your present session. The re lations of the United States foreign nations are on the most "friendly footing," with the exception of the Southern Confederacy, Eng land, France, Mexico, Russia, Austria, Spain, ' Hayti, and—the Copperheads. Hayti, in particular, seems to be regardless of her tre aty stipulations. When the " war for the Union" was first hatched into its proper pro portions, the president of that interesting republic, by a solemn treaty, agreed to re ceive and colonize all persons of African de scent who might fall victims to the irrerress ible conflict through a " military necessity." Accordingly I despatched two vessel loads of " freedmen" to that country, such as had been captured in the District of Columbia, with the " desire" that they be received and card for. as the first installments of a series of accessions to their superior race. The desire was flatly scouted, and I was informed by " the Government" there, that " it" wo'd " see me d d first,"—wherefore the cap tains of said ships were forced to sell their cargoes to Cuban planters. I would earnest ly recommend such action in the case as your wisdom shall deem propet. I, at the time, issued a " proclamation" to that Gov ernment, but there being 1,100 miles of " herring pond" between us, and they know ing little or noth n; of my military sagacity? took it for shot-gun wadding. Our financial condition continues in a ve ry favorable plight. Since the last adjourn ment of Congress, S. P. Chase has issued seven thousand millions of tons of paper cur rency, to be soon followed by six thousand five hundred and eighty-four quarter sections of SO,OOO bonds. This, with the eighteen hundred millions of sore shin currency, and the " internal revenue," will be sufficient to carry on the war the present year, provided I can succeed in keeping Gen. Simon Camer on out of the Treasury buildirg, and the rebels lay down their arms. But as the " best layed schemes of men and nice gang aft aglee ;" or, as my expectations in this respect may not be realized, 1 would recom mend the passage of an act authorizing him (in case the necessity arise) to set afloat a fcw thousand millions during the recess of Congre cc --. Fellow-citizens, there is a dread-, ful rebellion existing ; and we should shape our policy to meet it, I have done all my means would warrent me in doing to crush it ont. Six hundred and thirty proclama tions, four hundred and thirteen bulls, and nineteen edicts, have 1 issued in vain. I would therefore recommend an increase of the army to prosecute the war against armed treason with greater vigor than heretofore.— It is thought by the Secretary of War,whose reports is herewith transmitted, that eighteen hundred thousand men, between the ages of thirty-five and thirty-six, together with all the women in Massachusets should be en listed for forty-five years or during the war, to render the army of the Potomac effective. In addition to this, I would suggest the propriety ot enlisting the balance of the pop ulation for a like period, which, together with the entire population of the Chinest Empire, would form the nuclous of an army, around which ihe rest of mankind would rally, and secure Washington from demolition by the rebels, and insure the November elections in favor of the loyol candidates ; besides it would serve a better purpose still, by checking the audacity of the copperheads. The operations of the navy, although effi cient in some cases, is far from being satis factory. I would recommend the pnrchase and arming of all the Cape Cod fishing craft, for harbor defense, and tha immediate con struction of fifteen thousand iron-clad "rams" of twenty-five thousand lons each, encased with at least sixteen feet in thickness of wrought iron, to protect New England in terests at the mackeral fishery from the awful onslaught of the Alabama. Capt. Semmes, " the d d rascal," having injur ed New England commerce hundred of dol lars, should by no means be permitted to re peat his depredations upon that pious psalra singing portion of our people. Such a mara time force, it is thought that the cod-fish interests of the country might be sufficiently protected. They demand, and should have ample protection. With their fearful sacri fice of like and army blankest, the area of the rebellion has been greatly surcumscribed We have succeeded beyond all hope thus far in our efforts to crush ont treason, having conquered all rebellious territory but about 75,000 square miles ; and of the ten millions of traitors, all are conquered and have taken the oath, except 9,768,920. We have taken three stands of colors, one hundred muskets, and two barrels of beans. Of the four mill ions of " colored gemmen" my proclamation of January Ist, freed all but 3,920,000. With these evidences of our ability to overthrow the rebel government, we should take fresh courage, and Divine Providence ♦ill smil6 up->i us. " as oa a basket <4 ebipe. •TSXXAZJS: OX.SO PER ATgwrrm#- I cannot close this commonicatkm without calling your attention to the loyal gentlemen of African scent; having enlisted generally in the Union army, it is but just to provide for their families. I would recommend the passage of a law authorizing the Secretary of the Treasury to pay to each volunteer when mustered in, the sum of seventeen thousand dollars, and also granting a pension to sur vivors after the war of $175,000, and three sugar plantations to men of families—and a red jacket to each child. This would greatly swell that arm of the service known as the Corps d Afriqua, or flaming giants. Each officer in that branch of the service, should also be permitted to share in the glory, hon or, praise eulogy and fame. God and human ity, after the " irrepressible conflict" shall have abated, and the passions subsided. It is thought highly proper that somo rule should be established regulating "miscege nation." No Caucasain should be permitted to have more than thirteen colored eoncu- J^r° f ' in the B &e re g at ®> more than 3,- U0 lbs of concubine, else there might not be enough to "go round." The advocates of that inviting theory are exceedingly anxious for the protection of law against the old barbarous law confining a miscegenation' to one whue ; a law wholly at war With the i'gher law, first enunciated by our Worthy Secretary of State. I would earnestly rec ommend the "Underground Rail-oad" to the fostering care of Congress ; especially that branch of running through lowa, under the super,ntendence of Hoq j B Gnnnel There has passed over this branch of the road at the breaking out of the rebellion- John Brown, Provisional President of the nued States " 3?2 stolen niggers, liberi es, 18 mulss, besides other freight, in ,11 amounting to $380,000. Tho importance of an appropriation of a liberal sum, say twa millions of dollars, for repairs, will readily suggest itself to you and secure a perma nence thereto not likely to be effected by in dividual enterprise. " Spe.king of John Brown reminds me of anecdote," which I defer to another time. ABRAHAXM linxskin. Done at Washington, this Ist day of Dee.- Anno, 18C4— Com Inquirer. The Doctrine ot Miscegenation When a Democrat newspaper the' Abolitionists with their debasing tendencies cowards an advocrcy of amalgamation or mis cegenation, it is answered by the assertion that in the South amalgamation is carried l out to the greatest possible extent. So of ten and so persistently has thir been said that most probably many of them really be lieve it. Their virtuous indignation at the beastliness of Southern slave owners, in this particular, has perhaps made many persons think that Abolitionism must, perforce be the epitome of all the Christian graces and all the virtues. Dry statistics may serve to break the charm of this delusion, however aud serve to show that many of our kind hearted, philanthropic fellow citizens, who through sympathetic feeling first pity the op pressed have then a tendency to- embrace. The census, like figures, can't lie, and' fact like the following are like a tarred stick very nasty to take hold of. " The census of 1861 shows that while more than one-fourth of the colored people •>f the North are mulattoes, only one-thirtid eth of the slaves population are mulattoes- Among 3,204,313 slaves, 246,65(7 were mu lattoes, or bad more or less white blood ; while of the 185,500 colored people of the free States, over 66,500 are mulattoes. In Ohio, more than one half of the colorod pop ulation are mulattoes, or over 14,000 out of 25,000. ; In Indiana about 90 )er cent, are mulattoes. In Wisconsin and lowa over 77 per cent; in New Hampshire 54 per cent; in Pennsylvania 40 per cent; in Vermont 40 per cent; in Massachusetts 34 per cent j in Connecticut 30 per cent; in Rhode Island 24 percent; in New York 19 per cent while in only one slave State do the mulat toes form 16 per cent, of the whole number of slaves and in only three do they amouot to 1 per cent." As a matter of course when miscegenation practical is found to be so great is districts where Abolitionism is the prevailing afflic tion, there must be some means to throw discredit upon either the report of the cen sus bureau or upon the science of Arithme tic. Its an'ugly practice and an uglier fact Dear deluded, sympathetic miscegens, kovr will it be cleared up, the fact not the race 1 Can you throw some light upon so dark a spectacle 1 As your fellow citizens and neighbors we feel humiliated that sym pathy alone should work such marvels, and hope, for the character of Northern civiliza tion, that you may succeed in getting from beneath the foul appression. ffy What light could mt bossibly bs seen ia a dark room?—An I>rae/ile. JEST When is an author moat like a puppy?— When he carries his tale with him. f s y The yoong gentleman who flew iato a passion baq had hit Wings clipped. YOL. 3, NO. 46