Miscellaneous.
IS A FARM PROFITABLE.
I see the above question is often asked is
your journal. It might as well be asked, is
trade profitable ? Can commerce be so man
aged as to secure a competency to him who
invests hi* capit >1 in ships and merchandize
to send to foreign ports ? Can the lawyer,
withaM his hard study and diligent applica
tion of knowledge to the various exigencies
of life secure a living for hiinselfand tamily ?
Can the mechan c. after ceaseless labor and
toil, earn his daily bread, or anything more ?
Now, sir. t' e man who is incompetent
for what he undertakes will not succeed in
either of the ah occupations, and it is the
same with farming. He who would earn
his bread by farming, and anything more,
roust have grounds and must know how to
cultivate 'he grounds—be must know what
kind of seed is suitable for peculiar soils—he
must know how to sow, and when to plant,
and when to mow, aud what preparation is
necessary before putting the seed into the
ground. We not only have the promise of
u seed tune and harvest," but we have the
assurance of a crop, if the right seed is put
into the right ground.
Let a man select a sterile piece of land,
and perhaps, take the wrong kind of manure,
spend SSO in preparing one acre of ground
for the seed aud he mav not find a crop that
will half pay him for his labor and expense
of preparation ; but let him take a suitable
piece of ground, and with less than half the
labor and expense, the crop will pay him
100 per cent, on his investment. It is 6o in
every pursuit of life. In order to succeed in
life, an an must unders , and his business and
must apply himself to whatever he under
takes Some never succeed in anything.
From the want of common un 'ersfanding.
thev fail in everything, while others, with
much less labor and hnsMe, succeed iu what
ever they wish to pursue.
In all probability nr> investment of a small
amount pay s better than what is judiciously
expended in farming. Every dollar risrbf ly
expended is generally sure to pav double,
or treble. The gains are sh>w to be sure,
but the investments are generally' light.
Let a man be so sitna'ed that he could ad
vantageously use §50,000 in preparing
ground for the seed, and he would be more
6urely remunerated, than he would in buy
ing merchandize, and selling, for cash, and
on time, as business is usually conducted.
The farmer is often discouraged, because
of small gam He forgets the small amount
invested. The average of those who live by
farming in New England are not worth ovei
§2.000. I sir, think, from careless observa
tion, that it will appear that more men have
become rich—l mean what country peopP
call rich—from furn.irg than from any other
pur*uit.— New England.
A New Hero.— General BTRNSIDE is AT
last a hero ! Foiled at Fredericksburg, he has
conquered in Kentucky. Obeying the man
dates of his masters at Washington, he took
such measures, during the recent election in
that State, as to secure what is called and re
joiced over by the Abolition press as a Re"
publican v ctory. The moment he proclaim
ed martial law in Kentuekv his designs were
made pla nly manifest ; and no one who had
any respect for liberty or law failed to regard
with utter contempt the disgraceful opera
tions of ibis miseiable tool of a faithless and
imbecile Administration. He has at length
won a battle, and he should at once be pro
noted for his brilliant services. It is to be
hoped that his hue success will not turn top
sy-mrvy the small quantity of brains that
were lett him afieer he da-hed a gallant ar
my against the iton walls of Fredericksburg*
—Age.
A WHlTE ?iß i trri - SF.FOR A NEGRO.— Ben
jamin J< bnson. a n"gr<>, was drafted from the
town of Scio. Alleghany C"iintv. Johnson
rppor'ed at the Provost Marshal's office in
this village, on Friday lat, and offered an
able-bodied white man as a substitute- He
was examined and accepted—ha been sworr
into service, and is now in the barracks as
the stibs'itnte for Johnson. An Elmira pa
per, s'ates this fact [Such a mean white as
that ought to he first shot then drowned and
finallv hanged by the neck until he was
dead.']
—
Hon. Caleb Gushing las given it as his
opinion that the payment of §3OO exempts
a man trom military serve? for three years,
under Conscription Act, The powerr
that he at Washington say differently, and
thus the matter stands. Why does not Mr
Cnh ; ng tells u what bethinks • f the con
stitvtio ality >f the law itself? The talk
about the SfCO chime only tends to fix thp
act upon the hocks of the people. The law
itself is wrong and thp-e is the trouble.
The Boston Journal recommends Butler
vice Wool for c< mmand in New York. The
iVetr# replies ;
4t No dotiht Massachusetts would thus l!k<
to govern New Y"< rk ; hut if General Butler
is sent hpro. at hast an army of 100 000
men ought to n ire w MI 1 Itn, in order to
keep the peace."
There is a great advantage in being a
Democrat. After one is worn out, he is ea
perlv bought by the Republicans—just ns a
broken pot or a leaky kettle are bought for
the sake of the old metal— Logan (O) Ga
zette.
Wendell Phillips Garrison was among the
goston conscripts. Of course he paid his
commutation money. The breed of aboli
tionists don't fight.
The learned and conservative President of
Dartmouth College. Dr. Lord, has at last
been driven by Abolitionism to resign.
pis* auij gtiiertoe.
Rathkr Biblical.
Some young ladies who had been attending
an evening party desired to return home, but
had no male attendant. The master of the
house requested his son to accompany them,
and made use of a scripture name. What
was it ?
Jereboam—Jerry beau 'em.
Jerry proving reluctant, the gentleman de
sired another son to act as escort. What,
scripture name did he utter ?
Lemuel—Lem you will.
Still there was a difficulty and a like re
quest was made in a similar manner to anoih
er son. What was it?
Samuel—Sam you will.
Sam having consented, the partieß took
their seat in a sleigh for ihe purpose of going
home. It was found there was plen'y of
ro< in for one more.— What scripture name
did the old gentleman use to induce another
son to accompany the guests ?
Benjamin—Ben jam in.
The driver was requested to start in anoth
er scripture name. What was it?
Joshua—Josh away.
When the sleigh was fairly off, it was dis
coverd that one of the young ladies fad been
left behind. There was no possibility of re
calling her companions, so the old gentlman
asked still another son to console the young
lady for her iiapoointment. What was the
last scriptural name thus used ?
Ebenezer—Eben ease her.
short time since some gentleman
were enjoying the diversion of Cour-iug, and,
having lost sight of the hare, one of the par
ty rode up lo a boy, When the following di
alogue ensued:—
''Boy', have you seen a hare running this
way, followed by dog*?"
" Wfiat do you mean—a little brown an
imal ?"
" Yes."
" Had it long ears ?"
" Yes."
" A little white under the belly ?"
" Yes."
" Had it a short tail ?"
" Yes."
" And long legs ?"
" Yes."
Was it running as fast as it could ?"
" Yes it was.',
And kind ufjumped when it run ?"
' 4 Ye*.
Boy, (after a pause,) ' No, I have not seen
any thing of it.',
A HARD '' STOP." —An old lady who had
never ridden in the cars,was persuaded by the
Combined efforts of tier cml l.en, Ja ies and
.Yiary, to accompany them on an excursion
She persisttd thai she knew something would
happen. She took her seal next the passage
way. The train was left, as excursion train-,
are usuaiy, and coming around a cui Ve the ex
press train was on the same track, both ueai
rmg each other rather faster than was pleas
ant. The mouienentuin of each train was
nearly lost,and they only ct ne tug-iaer with
a chuck which pitched the old lady on hai
•ace in the passage-way, between the Seals
she arose to her hands and knees and 10-.k
ng back, asked : "Jeeuis,do they alius
stop like that?"
Ma, don't I look sweet?"
'• Yes, my dear, but why do you ask?"
41 Because Mrs. Gordon said my ear looked
as if it wsa full of honey."
The little girl g<t washed.
£2TA Mr N. was about completing t he
ale of a horse which he was ver> anx ous 10
tispose of, when a little urchin appeared and
unocently inquired—"Grandpa, which horse
•re you goin' to sell, dat one vou built a fire
under him yesterday to make bun d-r aw?"
I he bargain was at an end.
In chemistry the way to part two bod
ies is to introduce a third. The satue holds
true in other depirtments. To increase the
d stance between a pair of lovers, all that is
required is to let Willie walk into the bacs
parlor with a lighted candle in his hand.
Xt'iSr Why was Adams like a sugar plan
u*r ? Because he first raised Cain.
JEST* Jliss l^ o ' B 6a )' B she may be °' d
now, but she has seen the day when she was
as young as she ever was.
JEST' Pat, t* \ our sister,s child a b<y or
agu t? 1 " Faith' an'l don't know yet whether
I'm an uucle or aunt."
The latest American wonder is the
case of a Judge who was so divided in opin
[ mn that he fell in two.
JEST A man with a scolding wife, when
inquired of respecting his occupation, said he
kept a hot house.
<*>
CiC Many men' when they rise for a mo
ment in thought or action above themselves
imagine they have risen above all other men.
JEST* The profession of a ciergvman is
sooner learned than that of a doctor; it i
much easier for most people to preach than to
practice.
szsr a merchant lately advertisng for a
cietk, 44 could bear confinement," received an
answer from one who had been ten years in
the State prison.
JEST" Fanny Fern objected to men shed
ding tears. She says it is an infHgeinen' on
woman,B most valuable "water privileges."
Ten soldiers can sleep tranquility
upon the gr und; but two kings cant'live at
ease in a quarter of a world. I
RUNNING STILL!
THE OLD ESTABLISHMENT of the subscriber,
is still in running order, through all the reverses
an 1 panics of former days, since 1833, without heing
wound up, at which place vou can find a good assort
ment of
DiES, DRUG 8 IB
as can be fouod in the county, warranted genuine and
pure.
Boots, Shoes, Harness and Leather,
as good as the best, and us <-heapas the cheapest, and
all the WORK WARRANTED
You can get all kinds of Job Prirting done to or
der, and blanks of every kind constantly on hand,
which, in style, aro not surpassed by our large or
county offices.
TO THE LADIES.
rest from your toil, and buy a
aETKZITSJG- MACHINE
The subscriber has also succee.led in obtaining one
of the best, and most reliable Sewing Machim s, for
the money, now in market, viz: Davis's $45 Shuttle,
and the S3O Franklin Machines, equal in capacity to
Wheeler k Wilson's $75, or G rov r k Baker's $45
machine, and maki g the same stitch, which is one
third saving in buying here than at any other agency
iu Northern Pennsylvania
Every Business Man do your own Printing !
IT WILL PAY!
LOWE'S PATENT
PORTABLE PRINTING PRESS.
(the cheapest in the United States.)
for sale. Price, from $5 to $25 foi a press. Office
complete, from $lO to $75 with tyqie and ail necessa
ry material Call and see them, or sen. for a circu
lar of full particulars.
Particu! r attention is called to
SPRING a RHEUMATIC ELIXER,
and very effective Liniment, for all Rheumatic pains.
Headache, Dyptheria, Ac , for sale in Meboopany by
Dr. Beeke r k Co. and Henry Love ; 011 Russell Hill
by T. Steiupl s; at Forkstou by Mr. Carey ; at Me
shoppen by Henry Stansbury. A trial of the medi
cine, will in 11 cases, prove satisfactory. Try it, and
be convinced.
BRICK ! 50.000 Brick for sale.
Thanktul for past favors the subscriber is determ
ined, by strict attention to business, to merit still fur
ther patronage.
T. D. SPRING.
Laceyville, Sept. 24, 1862—v2n7.
NEW GROCERY
-AND-
Provision
STOKE!
The Subscriber has opened a Grocery and Provis
ion Store in the Store Room, formerly occupies by
Thos. Osterbout, in the borough of Tunk.iaiinock,
and intends to keep on hand a good assortment 01
such articles as are usually sold in such an estab
lishuient. He intends to deal in none out good goods,
and to dispose of them at just so small advan e upm
cost as it is possible for any m m to do with safety to
himself —being willing to share in these " hur.
times" the profits with his customers Any one wish
ing to purchase any of the following articles, will •(.
well to call on the subscriber before purchasing else
where.
Tea, Coffee, Sugar, Molasses, Syrup.
Kerosene, Candles, Tobacco, Snuff,
Salcratus, Sal Soda, Ginger,
Pepper, Allspice, Cinna
m on. Nut m egs,
7 o /
Cloves, Raisins,
Cream of
Tartar,
Pork, White Fish, Mackerel, Trout.
Nails, Glass, Wheat Flour, Buck
wheat Flour, Com Meal. But
ter. Cheese, Eggs, Apples,
Vinegar, Starch, Pen-
II o1 der s, Pen -
ci Is, Ink. Pa
pei, Envel
opes,
Pocket Books, Money Purses, Spool
Thread, Linen Threat!, Sewing
Silk. Buttons, Thimbles, Pins,
Needles, Shawl Pins,
Watch Guards,
Buck Skin, Cot
ton, Silk, and
Lisle thread
G loves,
Cotton and Woolen Rocks and Host
Suspenders, Spectacles, Tobacco
Boxes, Coarse, Fine, Dress and
C i rcle C o rn b s, ii air
Brushes, Shaving
Boxes, Soaps,
&c., &c\,
Also, a general assortment of custom made Boot-,
and Shoes of the very best quality warranto ! als
salt by the barrel Wanted in exi hinge for good
and for whieh 'he highest market price will be paid
Grain of all kinds, Buckwheat Flour, Butter, Egg .
Beeswax, Honey, Lard, Tailow. Poultry, Paper Rag-
Dried Peaches, I3ean, Or.ions. Ac.
GEO. LEIGHTON
Tunkhannock Dec. 10, 1862.
HARD WARE & IRON!
HUNTBRO'S & BLAIR
NOW OFFER FOR SALE
IRON, STE L NAILS AND
SPIKES. MINE RAIL, RAILROAD
SPIKES, ANVILS, BELLOWS, HORSE-SHOES.
(Hmcriraa anb Cnjlisl) gotst lloils,
WROUGHT IRON,
lllilllf Hill lb I.
CARPENTERS' TOOLS, (ALL WARRANTED.,
HUBS, SPOKES, FELLOES, SEAT SPIN
DLES, CARPJAGE SPRINGS, AXLr.S,
PIPE BOXES, SPRING STEEL
BOTTS, NUTS, WASHERS
BELTING, PACKING,
GRIND STONES;
PLASTER PARIS, t EMENT, IIATR SHOVELS,
WHITE LEAD, FRENCH WINDOW
GLASS, Ac., Ac., Ac.
ALSGSASII, DOORS AND BLINDS ON
HAND IN ASSOIITAIENT,
AND MANUFACTUR
ED TO ORDER
LEATHEER AND FINDINGS,
FAIRBANKS SCALES.
Stsaatcn, March 26, 1863, vlmlj ly
DEL. LACK. & WESTHRN
RAILROADX
CHANGE OF TI^E
CWSSji C&CmSS
ON and after Mommy, November 25th
will run as follows: I
EXPRESS PASSENGER TRAINS $
Leave Great Bend at • ••7:2'>\A. M.
New Milford 7:39 "
Montrose 8:00 \"
Hophottoni 8:23 "
Nicholson 8:40 "
Faetoryville 9 04
Abington 9:20 "
SCRANTON 10:00 "
Moscow 10:41 "
Gouldsboro 11:07 "
Tobvhanna 11:20 "
Stroudsburg 12.32 P. M-
Water Gap 12:46 •'
Columbia 1:00 "
Delaware 1:25 "
Hope (Philadelphia connection) .. 1:35 ''
Oxford 1:53 "
Washington 2:10 "
Junction 2:32 "
Arrive at New York 5:30 "
Philadelphia 6:50 "
MOVING NORTH
Leave New York from foot of Courtland
Street 8:00 A M.
Pier No. 2. North River, 7:00 "
Philadelphia, from Kensington Depot 7:10 ,l
Leave Junction 11:15 "
Washington 11:33 "
Oxford 11:50 "
Hope (Philadelphia connection)-. 12:14 P. M.
Delaware 12:43 "
Columbia j ; 00 •
Water Gap 1:16 '
Stroudsburg 1:30 "
Tobyhannti 2:42 "
Gouldsboro 2:55 "
Moscow 317 <i
SCRANTON 4: tO "
Atiington 4:40 "
Faetoryville 4:56 "
Nicholson 5:16 "
llopbottom ,5:38 "
Montrose ; 6:00 "
New Milfowl 6:21 "
Arrive at Groat Bend 6:40 "
" 'if These Trains connect at Great Bend with the
Night Express Trains both East and West on the
New York and Eric, and at Scranton with Trains on
Lackawanna and Bloomsburg Railroad, for Pittston.
Kingston an I Wilkesb rre; and the Train m >ving
South connects at Junction irh Trains tor Bcthle"
hem, Mau.h Chunk, Reading and Harrisburg
Passengers to ari l from New York change cars a
Junction. To and From Philadelphia, via B. D. R
R., leave or take cars at Hope.
Fo> Pittston, Kingston ami Wilkc- Farre, t ike L.
t T!. R R cars at Scranton.
For Jessup, Archbald and Carbondale, take Omni
bus at Scranton
ACCOMOI)A TION TRAIX.
MOVING NORTII
Leaves Scranton 9 5(3 •
Ahmgton 10:35 "
Faetoryville 11:00 "
Nicholson 11:30 "
HopUittom 12:05 P. M
Montrose 12:45 '•
New Milford 1:20 "
Arrives at Great Bend 1.45
MOVING SOUTH
Leaves Great Bend 2:10 P M
New Milfor l 2:35 '•
Montnsem 3:05 •'
Hoptsitto 3:45 "
Nicholson 4:15
Faetoryville J 3 "
Abington 5-40 "
\rvives at Scranton 6:30 "
This Traiu leaves Scranton nft"r the arrival of the
Bruin from Kingston, and connects at Great Bend
with the Day Express Trains both East and West on
New York and Erie.
JOHN BR IS BIN. Sup't.
Superintendent's Office, }
Scranton. Nov. 25. 1861. $
PROSPECTUS
OF
iiiTiuiiiiiiiiitiiisfifii
TO BE PUBLIShfcO DAILY AND WEEKLY
IN THE CITY OF PiIILAOtiLPHIA,
BY A.J. CJ LOSS BK EN NEK & Co.
A J. GLOSBBRENNER. FRANCIS .I GRUJtD.
WILLIAM H. W t: Lsh
" TUB ACE" will advocate the principles and poli
v of the Democratic paity, .in I will, therefore, nee
•ssarilv favor the restoration of the Union as it was
nd delen i the Constitution of the United St tt-s,.ir d
that of this Commonwealth.
It will freely and fairly d'scnss all legitimate su -
jectsof newspaper comment, deluding of course, and
pre-eminently at this tin e, all questions counecte
with the existing unhappy condition of our ountry.
D will fearlessly criticise the public actsof putdic
s* rvants, and defend the lega and constitutional
rights id individual citizens ami of sovereign states,
<g iint assualts frotn any quarter
It will seek to awaken the tninds of the people to
i proper sense of the a tual condition of the Repub
ic—to present to thein, truthfully, the fear.ul perils
111 which we stand as a nation—to exhibit the 111 igni
ude of the task that is before them, if they would
. heck our downward progress—and to inspire them
with patriotic determination to apply THE REMEDY
for our national ills.
Io brief, it will, in all things, aim to I e the faith
ful exponent of Democratic principles, and to render
itself worthy to be an org in of the Democratic par
ry, under whose auspices our country prospered so
song and so well. Tin- restoration ot that party—
he party of the CONSTITUTION and the UNION- to
jwiwcr, in the legislative an! executive governmen
tal branches of the States and of the Union, we be
oeve to be necessary to avert anarchy, and the utter
••in o. the Republic. To contribute to that restora
• ion will be our highest aim.
The News, Literary, Commercial, and other de
partments will receive due attention, and will be so
conducted as to make 'THE AGE" worthy of the
-upport of the general reader.
i, -©** The many d'fficulties now surroun ing an en
terprise of the magnitude of that in which the under
igneit are engaged, r. quire them to appeal to the
public for a generous support, and to ask for " THE
AGE" a li ieral patronage and extended circulation.
The present state of the preparatory arrangements
warrants the expectation, that the'first number of
the Daily T.ill appear before the dice < f the coming
month, (February, 1863.) The Weekly will be is
sued soon thereafter
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January 26th, 1863
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| Les Maladies d' Erreur ]
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the above work, do hereby promise and agree to
s*nd (free of charge) to any young man who will
write for it, a sample copy for perusal. The proper
study of in .nkind is MAN. This work is issued and
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treats in simple language on all the diseases of Er
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Indigestion, Melancholy, Insantity, Wasting
Irapotency, Ac , Ac. -giving safe, speedy aud effec
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Address
JOHN B. OGDEN, M D.,
No 60. Nassau St., New York
May 17G, 1363 ;jm
COMMERCIAL COLLEGE,
BINT.H RITON, X. Y.
An Institution to Qualify Young Men for
Business.
D. W. LOWELL, Principal, Professor of the Science of
Account-, Practical Accountant, Authorof Lowell's
Treatise upon Hook-Keeping, Diagrams illustrat
ing the same, Ac.
Jxo RANKIN, Commercial Accountant, Professor of
Book-Keeping and Practical Mathematics.
A J WARNER, Professor of Practical and Ornament
al Penmanship, Commercial Calculations and Cor
respondents.
J. J. CURTIL, Assistant Teacher in Bookkeeping
Department.
LECTURERS.
Hon. DANIEL S. DICKINSON, LL, D Lecturer on Com
mercial Law and Political Economy.
Hon. KAN sou BALCOM, Lecturer on Contracts, Prom
isary Notes and Bills of Exchange.
Rev. Dr. E. ANDREWS, Lecturer on Commercial
Ethics.
Students can enter at any time; no vacation.
Graduates are presented with an elegantly engraved
Diploma. 1 sual time required to complete full com
mercial course, from Bto 12 weeks. Every student
is guarantied to be competeut to take charge of the
books of any business firm, and qualified to earn a
salary fmm SBOO to SISOO per annum. Assistance
rendered to graduates in obtaining situations. Board
$2 00 to $2 50 per week.
For particulars send for Circular, enclosing stamp.
n5-ly.
SINGER & GO'S.
nr Fiiraif DIIIE
It ith all the Recent Improvements,
Is the Best and Cheapest and Most Beautiful of al
Sewing Machines. This Machine will sew anything,
from the running of a tu. k in Tarletan to the* mak
ing if an overcoat —anything irom Pilot or Beavei
Cloth, down to the softest Gauze or Gossamer Tissue,
and is ever ready to do its work to perfection. If
can fell, hem, bind, gather, tuck, quilt and has ca
pacity for a great variety of ornamental work. This
is not the only Machine that can hem, fell, bind, an I
so forth, but it wili do so better than any other Ma
< hine. The Letter "A" Family Sewing M ichin*
in.iv be bad in a great variety of cabinet easts. The
Foldin.' Case, which is now becoming so popular, is,
as its name implies, one that can be folded into a
box or case which, when opened, makes a beautiful,
substantial, an I spacl.us table for the work to rec
upon. The cases are of every imaginable desigr
plain as the wood grew In its native fo-est, or a.
elaborately finished as art can make them
The Branch Offices are well supplied with silk
twist, thread, needles, oil, etc., of the very best 4U •!
it y.
Send for a eopv of " Singer A Go 's Gazette."
I M SINGER A CO.
458 Broadway, N. Y.
PHILADELPHIA OFFICE, 81U Chestnut St.
Mrs. C T. Marsh, and D. A. Baruwell, Esq., agents
in TutikhannccK
:rcr m "w
t ABIDE?
AND
O H.A. I H.
MANUFACTORY!
The subscriber has just opened a new Furniture
Cabinet and Chair Manufactory in Tunkhannock,
next door to C. M. Koon's grocery store —where are
kept on hand and manufactured to order:
TABLES of all sizes, patterns, and s'yles.
CIIATRS Cane-seat, Flag-bottom, and common.
BUREAUS ol all styles, sizes, and prices.
BEDSTEADS. Cottage and common.
CENTRE TABLES, WORK STANDS. BOOK
CASES, and indeed every thing which can be found
in the largest furniture establishments in the country
which he wil sell at prices as low as they can hi
hough' in any town outside of She cities. Being sal
isfied that he can compete, both in workmanship an"
prices with any establishment in the country, he so
lici's the public patronage.
REPAIRING of all kinds done in a neat, substan
tial and workmanlike manner.
N. B.—Old cane-seat chairs, new-seated and re
paired.
UNDERTAKING—Having a Hearse of his own
and having had much experience, he will attend i
this department of the business on short notice, an
in a satisfactory manner.
ABRAHAM HAAS.
July 16, 1862.—v1n491y
Traveling Public!
TO accommodate per*on s wishing to go by publi
conveyance from this place to any section, or re
turn, the undersigned coniiuues to run a
Daily Line
OF
© I M© 1a© 3
to and from Factoryville Depot, leaving his hotel a
6 c :1 ck, a. in., arriving at Factoryville in time foi
Trains to
(Ercat pcnb, srranton, Ucai-^orh,
and PHILADELPHIA.
Returning, leaves Factoryville on the arrival
New York, Philadelphia and Accommoda
tion Ira in from Great Bend, arriving in Tunkhan
nock at 7 o'clock, p. ui.
N. B.— All Express matter, packages and goods will
bo eouveye I to and troui the Depot. at reasonable
rates; the proprietor holding himself responsible for
the safo delivery of all such entrusted to his care.
Towanda stage arrives at this hotel at 12 o'clock
m. Returning, leaves at 3 o'clock, p m
Stages for Pittston, Wyoming, and Wilkesbarre
leave on the arrival of the Towanda sHige, and re
turning connect with the same.
Montrose stage leaves on Tuesdays, Thursdays and
Saturdays, at 7 o clock, n. m., connecting at Montro-r-
With stages for Binghamton, &c. Returning, conn L . is
with stages for Pittston. Towanda. &o
Persons wishing to be called for at their residenceu
will be accommodated by leaving their names at the
hotel of the proprietor.
Horses ami Carriages in readiness toforward pass
enger!'at all times.
T. B WALL
sept 24 v2n7.
YL. THE peculiar taint Or
infection which we call
SLK SCROFCLA lurks in
j1 J'fL the constitutions of
5\ j£m&\ multitudes of men. It
x e 'ther produces or is
feehled, vitiated state
of the blood, wherein
rj competent to sustain
*yBSSL vigorous action, and
leaves the system to
fall into, disorder and
decay. The scrofulous
contamination is variously caused by mercurial
disease, low living;, disordered digestion from
unhealthy food, impure air, filth and filthy
habits, the depressing vu**, and. above all, by
the venereal infection. Whatever be ita origin,
it is hereditary in the constitution, descending
"from parents to children unto the third and
fourth generation ;" indeed, it seems to be the
rod of Ilim who says, " I will visit the iniqui
ties of the fathers ujion their children." The
diseases which it originates take various names,
according to the organs it attacks. In the
lungs, Scrofula produces tuliercles, and finally
Consumption ; in the glands, swellings which
suppurate and become ulcerous sores; in the
stomach and liowels, derangements which pro
duce indigestion, dyspepsia, and liver com
plaints; on the skin, eruptive and cutaneous
affections. These all having the same origin,
require the same remedy, viz. purification and
invigoration of the blood. Purify the blood,
and tlies- dangerous distem|iers leave you.
With feeble, foul, or corrupted blood, you can-,
rot have health ; with that " life of the flesh"
healthy, you cannot have scrofulous disease.
Ayer's Sarsaparilla
is compounded from the most effectual anti
dotes that medical science has discovered for
this afflicting distemper, and for the cure of the
disorders it entails. That it is far superior to
any other remedy yet devised is known by all
who have given it a trial. That it does com
bine virtues truly extraordinary in their effect
upon tins class of complaints, is indisputably
proven by the great multitude of publicly
known and remarkable cures it has made off
the following diseases : King's Evil or
Glandular Swellings, Tumors, Erup
tions. Pimples, Blotches and Sores, Ery
sipelas Hose or St. Anthony's Fire. Salt
Bheum, Scald Head, Coughs from tu
berculous deposits in the lungs, White
Swellings, Debility, Dropsy, Neuralgia,
Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Syphilis and
Syphilitic Infections, Mercurial Diseases,
Female Weaknesses, and, indeed, the whole
series of complaints that arise from impurity
of the blood. Minute reports of individual
cases may be found in ITER'S AMERICAN
ALMANAC, which is furnished to the druggists
for gratuitous distribution, wherein may be
learned the directions for its use, and some of
the remarkable cures which it has made when
all other remedies had failed to afford relief.
Those cases are purposely taken from all sec
tions of the country, in order that every reader
may have access to some one who can speak to
him of its benefits from personal experience.
Scrofula depre-ses the vital energies, and thus
leaves its victims far more subject to disease
and its fatal results than are healthy constitu
tions. Hence it tends to shorten, and does
greatly shorten, the average duration of human
life. The vast importance of these considera
tions has led us to spend years in perfecting a
remedy which is ad- quate to its cure. This
we now offer to the public under the name of
AYER'S SARSAPARILLA, although it is com
posed of ingredients, some of which exceed the
best of Sars i/KtrilJa in alterative power. By
its aid you may protect yourself from the suffer
ing and danger of these disorders. Purge out
the foul corruptions that rot and fester in the
blood; purge out the causes of disease, and
vigorous health will follow. Bv its peculiar
virtues this remedy stimulates the vital func
tions, and thus t'xfiels the distempers which
lurk within the system or burst out on any
part of it.
We know the public have been deceived by
many compounds of S*irstiiirilla, that promised
much and did nothing; but thev will neither be
deceived nor disappointed in this. Its virtues
have been proven by abundant trial, and there
remains no question of its surpassing excellence
for the cure of the afflicting diseases it is in
tended to reach. Although under the saron
name, it is a very different medicine from any*
other which has been i.efore the people, and is
far more effe<-tiial than any other which has
ever beeu available to them.
.A-YEIR'S
CHERRY PECTORAL,
The World's Great Remedy for
Coughs, Colds, Incipient Con
sumption, and for the relief
of Consumptive patients
in advanced stages
of the disease.
This has been so long used and so univer
sally known, that we need do no more than
assure the public that its quality is kept up to
the best it ever has been, and that it may bo
relied on to do all it has ever done.
Prepared by DR J C. ATITR & Co.,
Practical and Analytical Chemist S,
Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all druggists everywhere.
H 6i.uk iui.Ku.uiuiii'K ; 'l' L>. ~priug, Laeeyville
viarding & Co., Nicholson: E A J F rear, Factoiy
ville, and by dealers in Medicines everywhere.
MRS. WOOD'S
STIMILiIiIT lIIIIEIT
FOR IVH iSK. ERS AND HAIR.
THE STIMULATING ONGI ENT AND INVIG
JRATOR will restore hair -a the )>ald head, give
icw life and restore to original color gray hair
•nu.-e red hair to grow dark. Is warranted to bring
>ut a thick set of
WHISKERS OR A MUSTACHE !
in from three to six weeks. This article is the onlfci
one of the kind used by the French, and in Londoy
and Paris it is in universal use.
It is a beauiiful economical, soothing, yet st mulc
ting compound, a<-ting as if bv magic upon the roots,
causing a beautiful growth of luxuriant hair. If ap
plied to the scalp it will cure BALDNESS, and cause to
spiing up in place of he bald s|xifs a fine growth of
new hair Applied according to directions, it will
turu RKB or hrht hair PARK, ami restore gray hair
to its original color, leaving it soft, smooth, and flex
ible The " ONGURNT "is an indispensable articL
in every gentleman's toilet, and after one week's use
they would not lor any consideration be without it.
The subscribers are the only Agents for the article
in the United States, to whom all orders must be ad
dressed.
Price ONE DOLLAR a box—for sale by all Druggist!
and Dealers—or a box of the "nnguent," warranted
to have the desired effect, will be sent to any, who p
sire it,by mail, (direct) securely packed, on receipt
of price and postage. sl.lß.
Apfly to or address HORACE WOOD
South 7th St. <or Grand, Williamsburth.n
HOWARD ASSOCIATION,
111IILADELPHIA.
fur the Relief of the Sick A Distressed, afflicted with
Virulent and Chronic Diseases, and especially
for the Cure of Diseases /the Sexual Organs
Medical advice given gratis, by the Acting Surgeon
Valuable Reports on Spermatorrhoea or Seminai*
Weakness, and other Diseases of the Sexual Org-ns
and on the New Remediesetnployed in the Dispeuo*-
ry, *ent to the afflicted in sealed letter envelope 10
of charge. Two or three stamps for postage will be
acceptable. Address, Dr J SKILLIN HOLGH
TON, Ahting Surgeou, Howard Association, Nsoly
Ninth Street, Philadelphia Fa, ln2oly.
T IME FOR FARMERS, AS A FERTILIZER
\-J for sale at VERNOY
Meshoppen, Sept IS 1861.