pise autj pjierfoise.
DANCING TIIEIR RAGS OFF.
Two unsophisticated country lasses visited Niblo'a
in Now York, daring the balled season. Whan the
short-skirted, gossamer-clad nymphs made their ap
pearance upon the stage, they became restless and
figgety. "Oh, Annie!" exclaimed one, sotto voico.
" Well, Mary 7" "It ain't nice—l don't like it." —
" Hush !" " I don't care, it ain't nice, and I wonder
that Aunt brought us to such a place." " Hush, Ma
ry, the folks will laugh at you." After one or two
flings and a pirouette, the blushing Miss said : " Oh,
Annie, let us go—it ain't nice, and I don't feel com
fbrtable." "Do hush Mary," replied the sister, whose
own fce was scarlet, though it wore an air of deterin
ination, " it's the first time I was ever at a theatre
and T suppose it will be the last, and I am just going
tb stay it out, if they dance every rag off their
Backs."
ONE DROP AT A TIME.
Have you ever watched an icicle as it formed 7
You noticed how it froze one drop at a time until it
was a foot long, or more. If the water wns clean, the
icicle remained clear, and sparkled brightly in tho
sun ; but if the water was but slightly muddy, the
icicle looked foul, and its beauty was entirely spoiled
Just so our characters aro forming. One little thought
and feeling adds its influence. If each thought be
pure and right, the soul will bo lovely, and will
sparkle with happiness; but if impure and wrong,
there will be final deformity and wretchedness.
<*—
A NEW SOLUTION.—Not long since a certain quack
wlo looked as wise as an owl, was addressed by one
of his patients thus : " Doctor tell us how it is when
we eat and drink, the meat is separated from tho
drink 7" '• IVhy I will tell you," said the learned
man of pills. " You see as how there is in tho neck
two pipes, one of thorn to receive tho meat and the
ether the drink. At tho top of tho pipo is a lid, or
elapper, and when we eat this clapper shuts up the
drink pipe, and when we drink it turns back upon the
meat pipe, a see-saw kind ot motion. Queer appara
tuses, I assure you." " But Doctor, it seems to me
that the clapper must play sharp when wo eat pud
ding and milk.
A CLERGYMAN ON THE RAMPAGE. —The Clark Coun
ty (Ohio) Democrat says :
" The Rev. Mr. Childs in a war speech made in this
city [Springfield] on the evening of the 19th ult,,
said:—
"The man who desires to have tho Union as it was
aught to be hanged up by the heels until he be dead)
dead l and the wolves and ravens ought to eat out the
flesh from his carcass!"
"This fiendish remark was received with loud
shouts of applause by the crowd around "
IW In 1855, Rufus Choate, in speaking of Abo- I
litionism, said: " The basis of organization is recip
rocal sectional hate. To form and heighten this, to
fortify and justify it, to show that it is moral and ne
cessary and brave, the whole vast energy of party
tactics is to be put in request. If the ingenuity of
hell were tasked for a device to alienate and rend as
under our immature and artificial nationality, it
would devise nothing so effectual."
A marriod lady, walking in the streets of
Washington, with her husband, persisted in mistaking
every good-looking soldier they met for her brother.
Her husband had begun to get nervous, and remarked
to her that she had already embraced and kissed six
young fellows, that she said wore her brothers.
" Suppose I did make a mistake and kiss the dear
fellows, don't they deserve it 7"
Boys; don't all rush to the ranks at once.
A German doctor was consulted by a very
sick patient, nnd having called while he was engaged
he wrote a proscription, and threw it down to the sick
man in haste saying, " there, take that " . The pa
tient took the proscription and left. A few days aft
er he returned to the doetor and reported himself
well. "But," said he, '• I found it hard to swoliow
as I never took paper medicine before, but I got it
down, and am well, thank God."
WIDE AWAKES " SKEDADDLING."—An examina
tion of tho carpet-sacks of eighteen of the " skedad
dlers"—the fellows who are fleeing the country to
get clear of the draft—was made at Cleveland, Ohio.
In seventeen of them were found " Wide-Awake "
capes, and in one a coal-oil lamp. The " capes" wcro
to bo used at Niagara—on the Cauda side.
enr a loafer who had got his Fourth of July load
on, " fetched up" against the side of a house that had
been newly painted Shoving clear by vigorous effort
he took one glimpse at his shoulder, another at tho
bouse, a third at his hands, and exclaimed : " Well,
that's a mighty careless trick in whoever painted that
bouse, to leave it standing out all night for people to
run against."
" Pappa why don't they give the telegraph a
dose of gin 7"
" Why, iny child 7"
" Cause the papers say they are out of order, and
mamma always takes gin *hen she get out of
order."
An army correspondent says he saw in Vir
ginia, an elegant piano that bad all its insides taken
out, and horses were eatiDg oats out of it. A perform
ance that they accomplished, we dare say, without
dropping an [note] oat." (
Attach thyself to truth, defend justice, rejoice
in the beautiful. That which comes to thee with
time, time will take away. That which is eternal
will remain in thy heart.
TW® on ly fountain in the wilderness of life,
where man drinks of water totally unmixed with bit
terness, is that which gushes for him in the calm and
shady recess of domestic life.
" My boy," exclaimed a deacon, " you do
"wrong to fish on Sunday."
" ain't no harm, deacon—l hain't cotchod any,"
replied a*, boy,
—
Although tfl% Secessionists and the Abolition
ists seem tb pull in diffoieiit 'irections, their tails,
like those of Samson's foxes, ore joined with firebands
to wrap the country in flame*
Pgr A flush of hope renders toil and trial beauti
tul. as the sunbe: m gives * sparkle to the winter's
frost.
g-t/ A small town is a place where there are many
tongues to talk, and but few heads to think
Political.
A SCHEME OF TREASON NIPPED IN
THE BUD.
At the last "groat war meeting," in New Yoik, a
number of prepared resolutions were passed, as usual,
without their contents being known to anybody, save
a few on aud near the speaker's stand. Among these
was one creating certain gentlemen, with Mayor Op
dyke at their head, a " National War Committee," to
represent the city of New York in all that related to
obtaining and raising means for a vigorous prose
cution of the war, &c. It was this committee, which
afterwards passed the following resolutions, which our
readers have seen before :
RELOLVEII, That General Fremont and General
JJitcliell be and are requested, if the Government will
consent, to organizo in this State without delay, a
corps of fifty thousand men, and that application for
such consent be the General Government,and
if it refuses, then to the State Government.
RESOLVED, That all residents of this city who aro
willing to join such a corps be requested to communi
cate their names and residences to some member of
this Committeo.
A copy of these resolutions was sent to " the path
finder who always lost his way, the hero who never
fought a battle (or, if he did, he got whipped) the
statesman who never made a speech or originated a
measure, and the millionaire who ain't worth a red"
(to quote from a California paper), together with a
note from the Committe, asking whether he would
undertake the organization of the corps contemplated
by the resolutions. The pathfiuder, the hero, tho
statesman, and millionaire aforesaid, of course, re
plied in tho affirmative.
Tho next move of the committee was to ask Secre
tary Stanton's consent to this " little arrangement."
The Secretary replied as follows :
WASHINGTON, Sept. 5, 1862.
GEORGE OPDTKE, Mayor, No. 79 sth Avenue, Now
York.
Your telegram yesterday has received consideration
of this Department. General Mitchel having beon as
signed to command the Southern Department must
immediately join his command. Raising Volunteers
in New York has been assigned to the Governor of
that State, who is faithfully performing bis duty .
and there appears to be no reason for interfering with
him.
To authorize military officers of high rank to raise
and organize army corps would be productive of mil
itary disorganization.
This Department, therefore, cannot consent that
any Major-general shall organize a separate corps.
EDWIN M. STANTON,
Secretary of War.
This was a clincher. The committee then resolved
to diop the matter.
In the meantime, some half dozen or more respec
table gentlemen, whose names had been used without
their consent, as members of this Committee, publicly
declined the honor; but as the resolution authorizing
its formation gave tho Committee power to fill vacan
cies, their places, we presume, wore filled by other
patriotic gentlemen, who were more anxious to serve
their country in this safe capacity.
Aug. Belmont <fc Co., who had contributed 81000,
when they saw what the committee were trying to do,
(which, by the way, they did not see for some time,
owing to tho fact that the committee sat with closed
doors, and. kept their proceedings secret,) withdrew
their contribution and divided it equally between the
Irish Brigade and the Corcoran Legion.
So this attempt to put John Charles (the husband
of Jessie) into a high position, in which it was prob
ably hoped that he might eventually make himself
supremo dictator and carry out emancipation without
regard to Mr. Lincoln, signally failed, and the " Na
tional War Committe," so far as heard from, sudden
ly evaporated. The Journal of Commerce consi 'ers
the whole thirg a 'disgrace to New York city, nnd says
" the men who have thus dLgraced us should vanish
from public life." But how can Mayor Opdyke thus
" vanish' while he is Mayor of the Empire City 7 It
cannot le expected that, lie will resign that proud po
sition, especially in view of the evident fact that no
man of his political complexion can ever again he
elected to it. No, no ! This cannot be done. Mr
Opdyke cannot be expected to vanish from public life
until the expiration of his official term—unless, he
should vanish from physical) life.
The call for the meeting at which this committee
wa appointed, contained nothing to authorize such a
movement in fnvor of Fremont and Mitchell, or any
ether man. The committee attempted this business
purely on its own account. To the praise of some
body at Washington, the Secretary of War put his
foot down upon this scheme in a manner that very
effectually and suddenly mashed the egg, out of which
his committee had, doubtless, hoped to hatch armed
treason.
NICHOLSON
Academy!
B. M STONE will commence tho next Term of his
School, Sept. Bth, 1862. and continue 12 weeks.
Tuition From 83 to 85. Board 82, and rooms for
thore wishing to board themselves.
Nicholson, Aug. 20, 18'J2.— v2n'23w.
iff imiusiiii?.
The subscriber has opened a New Store at Meshop-
I>cn, for the sale of
8008 UD SHOES, (JL*.
An experienced workman from Massachusetts i
constantly employed, and all orders executed on short
notice and reasonable terms. Shop next door to Vcr
noy's store. A team will be run, as usual, through
the adjoining townships in Wyoming and Susquehanna
Counties.
N. B.— Persons indebted for goods, purchased of
subscriber, or of Phillips, or Avery, are requested
make payment as soon as possible, to me.
WARREN TAYLOR,
Sterlingville, June 11 1862.—vln41Cw.
FREIGHTING FOR 4562-3.
J. S. & J. D. STOUT & CO.,
185 Rade St., As 163 Center Row,
West Washington Market,
New York.
J. S. STOUT, Y
J. D. STOUT, >
S. A. LAMBERT, Y
This Company, so well known for many years for
proinptnesss and satisfactory sales, have better facil
ities for the disposal of BUTTER, STOCK, POUL
TRY, and all kinds of COUNTRY PRODUCE on
commission, the coming season than ever before.
1,. HARDTNG A* CO..
Sill attend to FORWARDING nnd paying Bills at
leir STORE in NICHOLSON for the above firm.
Returns made in current funds.
J. S. A J. D. STOUT A CO.
L. TIARDING A CO., will keep constantlyonhn
ASHTON SALT, which is ctyccially recommended
fur saUing Butter , (none other should bo used) also
IH TTER PAILS and FIRKINS, CLOVER and
TIMOTHY SEED.
2 —ly.
LIME AND BRICK, CHEAPER THAN AT
where else in the county, for sale at
VERNOY'S
Meshoppcn, Sept 18, IS6I.
fMS IMP f ©
BUY
BIST AND SMIAPSST,
IS AT
G. H. EASTMANS
BOOT AID SHOE SHOP,
as ho intends for the future to sell exclusively for
CASH OR READY PAY;
thus making every man pay for his own work, with
out taxing him for the debts of those that never pay.
lie will sell all kinds of the best custom made work
at a lower figure than the slop work usually found in
country stores can be bought at.
He is constantly adding to his large stock of
THE BEST MATERIAL,
and will keep on hand and make to order all kinds o
DOOTS,
SHOES,
BUSKINS,
GAITERS,
SLIPPERS,
GLOVE-KID
SHOES, Jte., Ac.
The Best Workmen
are employed in his manufacturing establishment,
! and ho feels confident of his ability to give the most
I perfect satisfaction.
G. H. EASTMAN
is noted for making tho BEST and CHEAPEST Boots
and Shoes ever offered to the public, and in order to
sustain his reputation, he will spare neither care nor
oxpense.
llis shop is first door below R. It. Little's Law Of
fice, where he is prepared to make to ordei, and do
repairing on short notice.
My motto is, to use none but GOOD LEATHER —
not to purchase that which is boiled or rotten.
P. S. Orders for line Sewed Boots particularly so
licited.
G. 11. EASTMAN-
Tfc.khannock, Aug 14, 1861
TO TRAVELERS.
DAILY LINE OF STAGES!
PROM
Tunklianiiock to Pittston,
CONNECTING with STAGES running to and
from Wtlkes-Barre, and all other points, from
Pittston. Also, with stages running to and from To
wanda, Laceyville, Meshoppen, Montrose and other
oints, from Tunkhannock.
NONE BUT GOOD HORSES,
AND
CAREFUL AND OBLIGING DRIVERS
arc engaged on this Lino.
Extra Horses and Carriages constantly on hand,
FO R WARD P ASS ENG E R S
from Tunkhannock to Springville, Mehoopany and
all other points off (ho line of regular Stage route.
J. RITTERSPAFOII, Proprietor.
Tunkhannock, September, 13, 1861.
DEL. LACK. & WESTERN
RAILROAD.
CITAIVG B OI" TIME
ON and after Monday, November 25th 1361, Trains
will run as follows :
EXPRESS PASSENGER TRAINS
Leave Great Bend at 7:20 A. M.
New Milford 7:39 "
Montrose 8:90 "
Hopbottom 8:23 "
Nicholson 8:40 "
Factoryville 904 " '
Abington 9:20 "
SCR ANTON 10:00 "
Moscow 10:41 "
Gouldsboro 11:07 "
Tobyhanna 11:20 "
Stroudsburg. 12.32 P. M-
Water Gap 12:46 •'
Columbia 1:00 "
-Delaware 1:25 "
Hope (Philadelphia connection) • • 1:35 "
Oxford 1:53 "
Washington "... .'2:10 "
Junction 2:32 "
Arrive at New York 5:30 "
Philadelphia 6:50 "
MOVING NORTH.
Leave New York from foot of Courtland
Street 8:00 A. M.
Pier No. 2, North River, 7:00 "
Philadelphia, from Kensington Depot- • .7:10 "
Leave Junction 11:15 "
Washington 11:33 "
Oxford 11:50 "
Hope (Philadelphia connection)" 12:14 P. M.
Delaware 12:43 "
Columbia 1:00
Water Gap 1:16 "
Stroudsburg 1:30 "
Tobyhanna 2:42 "
Gouldsboro 2:55 "
MOB9OW 337 u
SCRANTON 4:10 "
Abington 4:40 "
Factoryville 4:56 "
Nicholson •••5:16 "
Hopbottom 5:38 "
Montrose 6:00 "
New Milford 6:21 "" .
Arrive at Great Bend 6:40 "
I 'rf These Trains connect at Great Bend with the
Night Express Trains both East and West on the
New York and Eric, and at Scranton with Trains on
Lackawanna and Blooinsburg Railroad, for Pittston,
Kingston and Wilkesb irre; aud the Train moving
South connects at Junction uiih Trains for Bethle
hem, Mauch Chunk, Reading and Ilarrisburg.
Passengers to and from New York change cars a
Junction. To and From Philadelphia, via.B. D. R.
R., leave or take cars at Hope.
FOl Pittston, Kingston and Wilkos-Barre, take L.
& B. R. R. cars at Scranton.
For Jessup, Archbald and Carbondale, take Omni
bus at Scranton.
ACCOMODATION TRAIN.
MOVING NORTH
Leaves Scranton 9:50
Abington 10:35 "
Factoryville •••11:00 "
Nicholson 11:30 "
Hopbottom 12:05 P. M
Montrose 12:45 '
New Milford 1:20 "
Arrives at Great Bend 1.45 <
MOVING SOUTH
Leaves Great Bend 2:10 P.M.
New Milford 2:35 "
Montrosem -•-•3:05 •'
Hopbotto 3:45
Nicholson 4:15 <
Factoryville 5:13
Abington- 5:40
Arrives at Scranton ..6:30 "
This Train leaves Scranton after the arrival of the
Train from Kingston, and connects at Great Bend
with the Day Express Trains both East and West on
New York and Erie.
JOHN BRISBIN, Sup't.
Superintendent's Office, )
Scranton, Nov. 25, 1861. y
WANTED -A RESPECTABLE PERSON OF
EITHER SEX in every neighborhood to sell J.
R. STAFFORD'S OLIVK TAH, and also J.R. STAFFORD'S
IRON ANDSLLPHIR POWDERS. Olive tar is a thin,
transparent fluid ; it is the best remedy known for
diseases of tho Throat, Lungs, or Catarrh. Also for
Diptheria, Croup, Whooping Cough, Ac. My Iron
and Sulphnr Powders strengthen the system, aid the
digestion, and purify the blood. I have al6 page
pamphlet containing full explanation,", and over 100
testimonials from well known prominent persons
which I will send to any one/rce by maih
J. R. STAFFORD, Chemist,
v1n24,1y. 142 Broadway, New York
New Arrangement,
———— —
AT THE r
(
Farmer's Store,
fIS I jJ
• I NICHOLSON, WYOMING CO. PA. j J
/ I
JVew •Arrangements \ ®
©: AND < 55
% KTEJW GOODS 2
© | TERMS: POSITIVELY READY PAY.
L. HARDING & CO, have on hand and are constantly
CJ ( \
receiving a large Stock of
) * {
S?iFALL & WINTER^
C
q ... X
( which they will sell for CASH OR
HSA9Y PA a
&O At least 20 PER CENT LESS | -
|S| than those selling on the OLD CREDIT SYSTEM,
Our Muttos >
1 SMALL PROFITS & READY PAY 17
j
RC J WANTED. —All kinds of Grain Produce, Lumber, good w
Hemlock Shingles, Wool Socks, Sheep Pelts, Beef Hides, i J
'i fact everything that will sell, for which the highest market <
# ) price will be paid. Y*
J L. HARDING & CO. r
Nicholson Depot,
Oct. 30th, 1861. <
CQMJIfIEBCiAL COLLEGE,
BINGHAMTON, X. V.
An Institution to Qualify ioung Men for
Business.
I). W. LOWELL, Principal, Professor of the Science of
Account*. Practical Accountant, Author of Lowell's
Tiratise upon Book-Keepmg, Diagrams illustrat
ing the sauic, &c.
JNO. RANKIN, Commercial Accountant, Professor of
Book-Keeping and Practical Mathematics.
A. J. WARN KK, Professor of Practical and Ornament
al Penmanship, Commercial Calculations and Cor
respondence.
J. J. CURTIL, Assistant Teacher in Bookkeeping
Department.
LECTURERS.
Hon. DANIEL S. DICKINSON, LL, D Lecturer on Com
mercial Law and Political Economy,
lion. RANSOM BALCOM, Lecturer on Contracts, Prom
isary Notes and Bills of Exchange.
Rev. Dr. E. ANDREWS, Lecturer on Commercial
Ethics.
Students can enter at any time; no vacation.
Graduates are presented with an elegantly engraved
Diploma. Usual time required to complete full com
mercial course, from Bto 12 weeks. Every student
is guaranteed to be competeut to tako charge of the
hooks of any business firm, and qualified to earn a
salary from 8800 to 81500 per annum. Assistance
rendered to graduates in obtaining situations. Board
82 00 to $2 50 per week.
For particulars send for Circular, enclosing stamp.
n5-ly.
dm e imiisTor
/asbionault Slaving, flair ratting,
AND SHAMPOOING SALOCLT.
Shop Opposite May
nard's Hotel.
Ladies' haircut in the most fashionable style, ei
ther at his Saloon, or their residence, if desirable.
Mr. Berlinghof is recently from New York city,
where he was employed in the best establishments,
and consequently feels warranted in guaranteeing
satisfaction to all who may favor him with their eus
om.
TO THE LADIES
NEW SPRING AND SUMMER MILLINERY I I
AT
MRS. BALLDWELT/S,
Opposite the Post-Office*
WHERE may be found a general assort
ment of Ribbons, Bonnet Material, Flowers,
Ruches, Straw ami Fancy Bonnets, Misses' and Chil
dren's Hats and Shnkers, and all other articles in the
millinery line, which will be ollered at the lowest
market prices.
Ploase call and examine before purchasing else
where.
5 if Bleaching and repairing done in good order,
and at the shortost- notice.
3tb—3m
FRUIT CANS, for preserving fruit, for sale by
MILLS & ROSS.
Tunkhannock, September 11, 1361.
STOVE & TIN-WARE
MANUFACTORY,
TUXKIIANNOCK, Ia.
MILLS & ROSS,
MANUFACTURE AND DEAL
IN EVERY DESCRIPTION OF
TIN, SHEET-IRON,
AND
dnjpr Mart,
COOKING, PARLOR, AND DON STOVES
STO VE PIPE & FURNITURE,
Heaters and lie gisters,
PUMPS, ZINC, LEAD PIPE, JAPANNED AND
BRITANIA WARE,
And, indeed, everything pertaining to their business,
which they offer at PANIC PRICES,
ROOFING, GUTTERS and CONDUCTORS, put
up, at short notice.
JOBBING and REPAIRING of all kinds, prompt
ly and neatly done. Give them a call.
Tunkhannack, Sept. 11, 1861. ly.
TRY THE
NICHOLSON MILLS!!
(NEAR BACONS OLD STAND.)
THIS Mill has been lately re-fitted and all tho
modern improvements added and is now in
; charge of
MR. WINT,
of Providence, Luzerne county, ono of tho best Mil
lor th t country.
Particular attention paid to
Custom Work,
which will be dose on short notice.
ALL ORIv WARRANTED, and if net satisfac
torily done may be returned at the expense of tho
subscribers. .
FLOUR of all kinds, MEAL and FEED, constant
ly on hand and for sale, at the Lowest Cash prices
JUtf Cash or Flour paid for grain at the Highest
Cash prices.
N. R. WINT, P. B. BALDWIN,
Miller. Proprietor.
AY KIl'S PILLS,
ANEAV and singularly successful remedy for ths
cure of all Bilious diseases Costiveness, Indi
gestion, Jaundice, Dropsy, Rheumatism, Fevers,
Gout, Humors, Nervousness, Irritability, Inflamma
tions, Headache, Rains in the Breast, Side, Back,
and limbs, Female Complaints, Ac. Ac. Indeed,
very few are the diseases in which a Purgative Medi
cine is not more or less required, and much sick
ness and suffering might he prevented, if a harm
less hut effectual Cathartic were more freely used.
No person can feel well while a costive habit of
bodv prevails; besides, it soon generates serious and
often fatal diseases, which might have been avoided
by the timely and judicious use of a good purgative.
This is alike true of Colds, Feverish symptoms, and 1
Bilious derangements. They all tend to become of
produce the deep seated and formidable distempers
which load the hearses all over the land. Hence a
"eliable family physic is of the first importance to'
the public health, and this Pill has been perfected
with consummate skill to meet that demand. Ai?
extensive trial of its virtues by Physicians, Profes
sors, and Patients, has shown results surpassing?
any thing hitherto known of any medicine. Cures
have been effected beyond belief, were they not sub
stantiated by persons of such exalted position am?
character as to forbid the suspicion of untruth.
Among the many eminent gentlemen who have
testified in favor of these Pills, we may mention:
Prof. J. M. LOCKE, Analytical Chemist, of Cin
cinnati, whose high professional character is en
dorsed by
JOHN MCLEAN, Judge of the Supreme Court of
the United States.
Tnos. CORWIV, Secretary of the Treasury
Hon. J. M. WKIGHT, Governor of Indiana.
N. LONGWORTH. great wiue grower of the West
Also, DR. J. It. CHILTON, Practical Chemist, of
New York City, endorsed by
HON. VV. L-'MARCY, Secretary of State.
W M. B. ASTOU. the richest man in America.
S. LEL.VNIJ & Co., Propr's of the Metropolitan
Hotel, and many-others.
Did space permit, we could give rnanv hundred
certificates, from all parts where the Pills have
been used, but evidence even more convincing than
the experience of eminent public men is found in
their effects upon trial.
These Fills, the result of long investigation and
study, are offered to the public as the best and
most complete which the present state of medical
science can afford. They are compounded not of
the drags themselves, but of the medicinal virtues
only of Vegetable remedies, extracted by chemical
process in a state of purity, and combined together
m such a manner as to insure the Lest results. '1 his
system of composition for sued,, ines has been found
in the Cherry Pectoral and Pills both, to produce a
more efficient remedy than had hitherto been ob
tained by any process. The reason is perfectly ob
vious. While by the old mode of composition, ever?
medicine is burdened with more or less of acri
monious and injurious qualities, by this each indi
vidual virtue only that is desired for the curative
effect is present. All the inert and obnoxious qual
ities of each substance employed are left behind, the
curative virtues only being retained. Hence it is
self-evident the effects should prove, as they have
proved, more purely remedial, and the Pills a surer,
more powerful antidote to disease than any other
medicirte known to the world.
As it is frequently expedient that mv medicine
should be taken under the counsel of an attending
Physician, and as he could not properly judge of a
remedy without knowing its composition, I have
supplied the accurate Formulae by which both my
Pectoral and Pills are made to the whole body of
Practitioners in the Cii'ted States and British Amer
ican Provinces. If. however, there should he any
one who has not received them, they will be
promptly forwarded by n.ail to his request.
Of all the Patent Medicines tha.t are offered, how
few would be taken if their composition was known
Their life consists in their mystery. 1 have nc
mysteries.
The composition of my preparations is laid open
to all men, and all who ai<- competent to judge on
the subject freely acknowledge' their convictions of
their intrinsic merits. '1 he Cherry Pectoral was
pronounced by scientific men to lie a wonderful
medicine before its effects were known. Many em
inent Physicians have declared the same thing ol
my Pills, and even more confidently, and are will
ing to certify that their anticipations were inor
than realized' by their effects upon trial.
They operate by their powerful influence on the
internal viscera to purify the blood and stimulate it
into healthy action remove the obstructions of
the stomach, bowels, liver, and other organs of the
body, restoring their irregular action to health, and
by correcting, wherever thov cxi>t, such derange
ments as are the ILr-t origin of disease-.
Being sugar-wrapped, v; r pleasant to take,
and being purely vcg< .i. 1. irm tan arise from
their use in any qjsLtily.
For minute directions, s-c wrapper cr. the Box
PHF.l'Alif.l) BY
DR. JAMES C. AY Elf
Practical and Analytical Chemist,
LOWELL, MASS.
tfrice 25 Cents per Eox. Five Eoxc* for $1
SOLD UY
S. Stark, Tunkhanaock ; T D. Spring, Laceyrille
Harding <t Co., Nicholson ; E A' J Frear, Factory
villc, and l>y dealers in Medicines everywhere.
MRS. WOOD'S ~
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FOR WHISKERS AND HAIR.
THE STIMULATING ONGIENT AND INVIG
ORATOR will restore hair lo the bald head, give
new life and restore to original color gray hair
cause rod hair to grow dark. Is warranted to briug
out a thick set of -
WHISKERS CR A MUSTACHE !
in from three to six weeks. This article is the ohln
one of the kin 1 used by tin? French, and in Londoy
and Paris it is in universal use.
It is a beautiful economical, soothing, yet stimula
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causing a beautiful growth of luxuriant hair. If nj>-
plied to the scalp it will euro R. AI. ON ESS. and cause to
spring up in place of the 1 aid spots a fine growth of
new hair Applied according to directions, it will
turu it En or light hair PARK, and restore gray hair
to its original color, leaving it soft, smooth, and flex
ible. The " O.NGtExr "is an indispensable artiel.
in every gentleman's toilet, and after one week's use
thev would not for any consideration be without it.
The subscribers are the only Agents for the article
in the United States, to whom all orders must be ad
dressed.
Price ONE DOLLAR a box—for sale by all Druggists
and Dealers—or a box of the " onguent," warranted
to have the desired effect, will be sent to any, who pa
sire it, by mail, (direct) securely packed, on receip
of price and postage, 51.13,
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HOWARD ASSOCIATION,
lIHILAPELPIIIA.
For the Relief of the Sick A- Distressed, afflicted iri'h
Virulent and Chronic Diseases, and especially
for the Cure of Diseases f the Sexual Orsrans
Medical advice given gratis, by the Acting Surgeon
Valuable Reports on Spermatorrhoea or Seminal
Weakness, and othor Diseases of the Sexual Organs <
and on the New Remedies employed tn the Dispense .
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acceptable. Address, Ir. J. SKI-LIN HOUGH; J
TON, Acting Surgeon, Howaid Association, No. 2 S-
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tUCS IIIIEIiII DIM ~ i
This preparation, made from the best Java Coffee*
is recommended by physicians as a superior NT TKI- i
TIOUS BEVERAGE for General Debility, Dyspep '
sia, and all billious disorders. Thousands who hv' c <
been compelled to abandon tho nse of coffee will use
this without injurious effects. One can contains the J
strength of two pounds of ordinary coffee. Trice ~
cents. ,
KOLLOCK'S LEVAIN,
The purest and best JIAKINft POWDER knowa
for making light, sweet aud nutritious Bread a"
cakes. Price 15 cents
MANVP.VCTIRBD BY
M. 11. KOLLOCK, Chemist, j
Corner of Broad and Chestnut Streets, Phil'a., _
Aud sold by all Druggists aud Grocers 9
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