5 k . .i BEAR AND FORBEAR. Tolerance Ihe Themo of Rev. Dr. Tal.rtago's Soimcn. The l-loi.urDt UIln Tnrhra m rtnirljr l.t-asou fltn Ihr Inilom of MouVral Inu t.l vnrttra Tat irnce nml elf Hratraln!. iCepyriKht. Ui3. by I.oula Kl lsoh 'HHu;o, Oct. 4.-In tills sermon Ihi- preacher teaches timely less.ui on the wisilnni of exercising ti.:er:inee ami forbearance betteen inai! ami man I ml r"iii.i,U us tliat the faults and "Mkiii,sc wliu-li c com'.inin in ot'.i rs liiay a parallel i I ourselves. Tin- tct i riialpjiians It. ., "Let your iimli'iat.. :. 1, i i u tmto all nu n." What the Pauline wottl "'moil "r:itioti " i...ai'.': I i,nnv," s:i s one. "It i:ie:.: . n ' ! ail etreuiit. I'D a; i ral i ' '.'. iV.ith. I'o not foi us .ur e i. i ,. u truth so lorn: that r..u I..-. . ...i::.: .1 the rchif.xc ini-irlaii'-i i!n :' ii'iitl.s. inn- upon one . "!"! :. ., . sl.lit of the evil .:. ,. . : vrnrs. 'irtne is a i.l ;. :s i : nice ainl a ditch ii..:: - ' .. . v rot- a f-.tr.o:; f :i ' . . i f Cimi I';.!e i:i o''e : i'i '!: r. A imr.i may .-..i, . t.i.- eating nlil tlrill'a, . . . ::. .1. . ;.il et he may l i i' i I...; . " '... ha no aiiilntlull ... i - " It ;s nut eimuih ! : ... ,:i i'..e ;. latter if on are - :-. ,i . . .'..iff 1..., tiers eiiu;.lly illl- : !:: .: I i ; .:.. i. hi he known unto I'i. not ho a fanatio, r. ii- v :. ,. -: ,...ty. like a ilovo ;.. j . ;.;..il. thippinc about th. . : t-n f--, : Km- I- 4.T S p-. triXK aioi yet unahle to rise - i ; treat heaven of t i ;. nil all your cner ; j Hira-nst the ex ils of iu . hI at the same time he a riiittnii l'-i not pi- . nil against pain bl.uf. .!; - Tils hi n you tramhle w ith railri;"i s. - us. 1m not Iterate the thief l.o s,i ;.l .1 loat : hivail ini.1 honor the tiiuf u ehoats hi- lieiiihlior In n "Val es:ali- ili.-il. lo :mt fltlYiK'nto phys irhl i :.;;::! su. h an extent that yon nde 1-"' i:ii ' .i -n a bicycle or he Bifh a "fr.-!' air ri-! " that your ojx-n "inil -u ;:: the r.il'- ;.-l train will he kiow.m; a 1-,:uen.::s ilraft upon the Mu.vr. u !i" :t .:i your rear. Ho a oil ri'i:ii- 'ii i:.:i : i I'm' hhi a plant ith l".i- ; .-i;,s ainl sti.nn-ns tnii s -p.-i.s ,.:.ii i ! trowms u;iiin a (Oppie s;'.. '..,.. ; inl oM-rv whith- rr jet in::. :n..: im.-horeil in the solid nli. i.n.i ii.t hhe a halloon fillinl 'with imxait.s t:.:S. tussi-l ahout in the air. tlio pi: yt! !:- of ove-y stray wiml. Tln.t tiie rauh::- iileaV No. my friend, yi.u ure v rong. When I'aul 4 iU. your moderation le kinvu '.b-' -.".hp was not. ns HKhm l-j .-. r t i exi-ri-eil it. "; lhuli;. t-o . tut- i.'rt-tit'1-a'.inn of our ilesiivs , rai ls ' :;;J!y t-:.iperaliee r j;ir in s ; at:.- 'i'i: e ' . - . il, : -; .: ; .. : -a-.. r- - : : .. ; .:. . . -v i i .: :. v .. v ... .1' : '..- ; :. : Ll' ' - ' ' I'" ' i. - r . .;. w -.s - ..'.-v s-e, . . . !::.;.,! ,' fc..:..u Ti,. . "V- v :.!'. h!;.r .f! -::u i, -.i-c. t - ' f. :., K- '. 1 . - r. ..re! :.t a-r.Hi :, .; ur :. . .::;,U'-: ti.t i. .. -.:.!.:. -i u. :!,. iihiiO j ' .i;..- i.-.i v .,- ; tiiiu- i ntlu : a si frmn ;'! I " " :.-a.is u;...n ' " .1 ' 'uu. Ha- 'in- ' uu ' ' iii-ir.a. a nil s-nr- 'Ua !.'' - V. sl.,i,i! ! ,.;' ai.-r ri- )-. ;..,s-,.i : sen;.:ura "- '.. licllalU' I'.M'M tiie !""'' '- '!'. 'I.:!!,:." te;,.- ,iiU" llf .e,. ! ' .' . ; I. -,;n-- V-' .: -, .:-." - :.. v.- ': . . : .:riv i.:it:tte! f ,.r tl ":.'.. Ii.- ;,,- il v- w I is- !': . ' . i. ii : ctiii!..-.-rai. . ,. i.i,',. ,,f e.,r..; liii'i. T: ' , re .: .. ;.tri - V " ' ' ! - i' ai'.vavs j.i:.i-,( V.r ;: .r.i: .: k 's;-' n,.rfl.-r:: Uir. I!,.- u-r:. ' tie iii.!,e--.-n ' '' e,:- :..'. ..r i.,, i.. nn.ndijr '. ' -' ... tu. ii.' Kteat pllijie w-r . , e ifl Le l .-Iilienil to ti '.' ' " ".' .. "'i-' e,;:,!v -r : .rat,., r. . ? li. Mf- ' ' :'-: t,,. (Li- "''' '"." ' ii Si.iIc k in 1 '.r '. i uu Vi iitmii 1 ,l.,.a in J7M7 Ii' I -' :..! ,1'i'lle- that Utf '!." ,,:r..-r i.M-u.i.ii Uii aW He wuutMi T e . ,.! w ii W aliti" ,; I-.''' ',iiiii'ii. with tli j,, !-... u' j" a'!. iiiKti-mi of all He w'Jic J.-i.'er ciitfO ill OU ji-a'. U' viii:.kJ !-.i pn.-iiidviit of tLe fiui'.K) Ha ire lo r e Without kalar. "ijt." tdi'j LU- rau oid huge of i'LlU-Jf.iba-. "tUe oidt-r I growr tlie taort I Cuubt iii wu IxjfalliblUt bwl Mt more I ., - mat caslona - r .tt. 1 French y v uu ue t Utor, . no, know I Isti-r, 5 I in et with ! elf tl : is alwi'ys :-'-i- Tlien-f-i ihoiij:l ma; -;, i'u 0'l I. ill tiito. It' l 1 :l I' Is the Im-4 for nil I'artie- whwh irp tMtihl -vor agroo. A- I Vr. Tresl (lent, 1 e. nnot help oxpiv - a wish that every mouther of th .-itiou w ho may still have nlij n-:inn- to It tvoiiM with nio on this nir:iiuii ilouht I little of his own Infnllil'lllty. ami to make manifest our unanimity put his name to this instrument." That plea of Heiijaiuin franklin h a ymul ex position of what I'iiuI's i.'.o.h-iation means. It means uivtiiy up a little In oriler to tit your lile into the uo'iessetl tial pivuliarities .:f othr people. Ii is this Usi loss fl-ii ti t.. tins useless ruh him: eaeii other t!ie wiiiii;1 way. this Us-'le-is e!ieet.l. oltKM" people to lie like our-i 1 -. 'f-'.-ail of all p.-oplo trying to l-ar :ir 1 turhov.-. that h.ivi eaiiseil n t;i 1 :; in rliapn nio-t ol the trouhle of the worhl. "Let your killlllless. J.-o- to'i 1 "111-, your tetlt'o in s. jour phr.ie. - l-e kn-iun uuio all men." Po patient, in the next plaee. with those poop i o who wire horn spiiituallj hlinil. heeailse their atieestors. like the progenitors of the hliml tish in Ken tueky's Mammoth eavo, passeil their lives in total ilarkuess. He patien; with those men m whose eins i!os the tainteil hlmul of ceueratioiis upon generations of sinners. lilooil shoulil he thieker than water. IiIinhI shouhl he a potent faetor in the making or unmakim; of a man. I am in no sense a fatalist. I am not one of those iinlitTerent. never may eare men who try to exeuse their sloth ami lazi ness hy ailvoeatim: the iloetrine, "What is to he will ho. ami what is not to ho will not he!" 1 hid not fool ish onoii;;li to think that "a man ean he horn to he eternally destroyed, no matter how he may try to prevent It or what he may do or say." Hut 1 am one of those helievimr people who are ready to crant that, hy reason of the operation of the laws of heredity, it is :a filer for some people to do right than for others, and to crant also that, heeause of heredity. It Is easier for some to do wrong than for others. Never was a more sensible salutation civen than that with w hieh Kinc Saul aeoiistisl the younc shepherd hoy. la vid. "Whose son art thou, young man?" If 1'avid was the son of .Jisse, the Hethlehemite. Saul had a right to expeet that the lad would crow up to he a coo.! man. If ho was the son of a had father the king had a right to he warr of sneh offspring. Blood thieker '' water? Of course it is. All of t;s . mlil U'lievo what our eyes even w !i. behold. Raldwin apples do not rrow upon fall pippin trees un less ingr-'f- ' In tlie spiritual ns tvoII ns In tl rotable and animal king doms T Iways produces like." The l e iitsry law In all its diffor- !:t asiieo being agrei'd upon, why ' nld ymi not he patient in your deal .iu with those whoso ntieestors were : -t L-"-'il and fn rit-i! pure ('h.riti:;ns. : -' w-r- y.i'.'.r f -- and grandfathers .. j .... T.j.r;.. i.. . Have y-i". a ' -!! t ; -I'M .f a:i Ar.s- "T. w,i--: -, . . firt y-.r ! " '' ' ' ' ' a --a ; .f 'ii :. 1".-:.: ;.s i,..y i . : . v ' . , : l;.-:;.:.' . ii is t-a-t. ii v.! tl'M. W.l.s-i-s f::i:,n! ;e;,y tu S.riii-n-V:: yi . ' '! . , r. . fret nti'J vorrj' Mri es.- j ur I'li'ieie-e in your (.!!.:::. s w .-. Th"se .f t.iel n;i;r i'uii! tiii'-esTy. 1;.- -ii'ie' He fi,r-U-nritiv' Iu- fuririv'i.g: w ;.tij: w iiiereif uil fc Ui'xleriiie in nl! thyitn. I'urlVi nut otliV heveli tliues. trut b-v-ell'v titties SIM en. I lie J'llt.eli. hi t)ie i.ert I'lli'-e. with 1 J'i'ters of the three deniHis. 'J'here rre tuni'v. utt marr. of Them. Thev ti- nut tin- sinners who iiieuu to do wrtmc but they are the Fiitiiruitie tetn ierillli'lHS wlm overestitnuu- their (iwn uliilities. Tin-y M T ti !- the Iird with nil their dtt'eturTi.. but. then, un-("ieri-ii!tiiiatiii: the h' itii! b iif evil, they (lelilnTivtely run imo teiuj'tatmn. t" lie overthrown hot oiiei . hut twice ami ti.riee Tiie I'eters of the three tleniuls' I'er h:i;.K tfi.vt ouii: man whom iuu dih-hHryi-il only hint we-k wan oiie of them lie Wiin n f.ljj, yoiiiir fellow KverylKidy who dime in touch with ii.ii. hkii! him. Kr,Klit'r 'J'here wan no brighter Iny In your more, lie was not only l.r,:lj!. but be wan the son of n Kju ChrUtian father. He knew better, hut h woiiid drwik. He came into your otJ.iv "lunk aUjut oiie year It&ti oil foi'Ku'e him once Vou for ; gHe bill) twit When he did it the third time u siu! ' iut you jso!" And out of tlie more iuit week he went Or perhajic he as fl.ut employee of yourii who whs arrested U'ikumi be ' toie from your Kife und then, to cover if Up, Uianlpuiated the ledger, jm, fat aieatiour went on for months. -Or I perLupij be wan tliut 1'eter whom you caught lyitiK to you. The firm, tiine you . said nothing. 'J'he si-cood time you proved to biin that be prevari uUkJ. 'J he third time you discharged hlui on the spot. And yet In spite of those lies, I of thooe dufulcatioiis, of tbvM druuk-enheaiH.-s, you could not help liking this Feter of the three denials. , lie paUcurTUj the uext place, with Jiom sinners wbo hare no lynipathy r!th their fellow men's sins. It is very ?sy for us to pass Judguieut upon oth ers. It Is rery hard, however, for us V be willing to let others criticise their neighbors when they themselves are flagrantly guilty of the same sins. Vet everywhere we Hint thut those Phar isaical jH-ople who themselveH nre most vpen to criticism are the most critical ff others. Sit any day you will la a crowded city stn-et car and find an illustration of what I mean. When the iMtor old col ored washerwoman trios to enter with her bundles and drops some packages who laughs the educated gentleman or the retlned lady, the man whose cerebral development Indicates the dome of his skull covers a well devel oM'd brain, or are the laughers and the scoffers found among the Ignorant and tin' stupid, among those whose int. Meet in till probability Is not even ns reat as that of the old h'-iek won an. w ho never had a day's s -hooling in all her life": Who Is haiihst upon the yoitt' Sirlor boy wjio has -.me astray"; Ti:e oh! t'hrisi in man and woman wl -i i '.. n their very earliest days have pfajeriu: !y followed ri.rist"; 'ih. nul The j r so:is who will be most apt to pas the harde-t critieism against the f.il'ci ire the men and the women who dire not l ave the s an-h light of inve-- - I Hon failed upoti their own lives. So some of us can well make the :is-e: lion: " Wo despise sin. hut we de-;iie worse the sinner who is criticising sin w hen he himself is guilty of the same or even worse sins." Hut. steady, my brother. He patient also with tin so who are harsh in tiieir eritieisnis of others. Keniemher that for them a day of reckoning is coming, or perhaps has come. Who among your brothers and sisters today Is Inning the hardest times"; Is It not the sister w ho never had in her heart any love for the common people? U it not the sister who felt she was socially and mentally u little higher than any one else? Who today Is most mercilessly laid upon the dissecting table of criti cism and having his whole life cut to pieces? Is It not the man who himself once most vigorously wielded the eon sorlous scalpel? I in not worry that these sinners who are,so harsh in their criticisms agaitivt the slus of others will not have their Just rewards. Ver ily, verily, I say unto you, their con demnation will come from (Jod. It Is U'tter for us not to try to snatch the divine thunderUilts out of Cod's hand He patient even in your criticisms against those unjust critics. '"Let your moderation W known unto all men." Hut there Is still another class of ag gressive critics against which I would plead with you to apply the teachings of my text. They are those who have no sympathy with you In your work. I do not moan those who are maliciously falsifying, but those who honestly, truthfully and positively d0 not like your way of doing things. Ut nie suggest one other overmas tering consideration which ought to control nil your Impatience with oth ers: How much does God ln'ar with from you? When l.o who is so wise and pure looks upon you and sees you more i-harly with all your faults than Jotl . ;.!: see j, ;:;.. If. is it Imt Mirpris : - :...:t I..- . ; give joii i: j . V . ; ! s ,,,;!, j, ;,, s lU -f tit . ri:ie;::i si,.-.). : m :s if V e (Ctr f Ml. 1" r.-!.t t' ! liilike II.-1 5 - rsi "' "'1. the did jlllil 1 H .illy r'.e-. ril.eil 11 '. e he had M In li tni V V p. 1 il.s'lln. lie i. 7 1 : 1 hy ii in-.- -V. r- in- -. In. !l.,v v. ',:.. tl.-ir l.:..:i'.,e's at:d trii-1 t-i I .'.' :'2.i 1 ; u se he. ,1;,! eriilci-ii.' ;.' : H :. ' : -. en. ..".a : , '.- :i t:.- M . - ' v : . i ' -vi . fi : ' l-.'v;. :"..'',! I , 'I.' :., L .: mis us-ies. '! le y w s'":t:L- in- !. iirtiw s.ti.l ! . y . - , . , .-yW her.- " I ' e ,: " water :"' "i.-or-l 'Tied t" Lis ne :i. 'l ie- Malays run for their lives. The :,n; .ir.'y il-iee the!;) jnlo t!" Wn- : r. but ei ii:t,iiue'l s:inii, them there. The f irii iUf iiiv-ets threatened to K.l! 'h'::, while tie y were iu the ri'. er it se.f. "With huti'ls like boxinj; e, ves and leads like ,i. tinted f'Hitbailn from the lawful fit-n'." wrote fliToril, n y hufferini: party then limped away to the next villain. Half an hour later one of my Uii l came luto the village uninjured. He had seen the bees oi:i i i.ir and had Fat down and awaited the nssauit. They covered biin from head to f'r.'t. but as he offered no opposition they did not ittinK him." What ic true of the Malay ln-eK in true also nf the human le. With bum and threat ening in jrreat ywuriiis they may ll'bt iihiij you. They may trawl all over you and avravatiii.' y tickle your face and haiulK and heart, but if you will not life-ht them, but simply- jso on doinx the work that (jod has given J'ou to do, your URNullaiitu will Ixcoiue harmless, and after awhile they will leave you in kihv a lid iu en tie. Thus, luy friends, the whole teach ing of this text in thin: iJrop your but tleax and as a ''hrlstiau farmer j:o to iiospcl beed planting. Lrop your war clubs and ko to driving au ambu lance. Ijo not ooaitt of how many ene mies you have killed, but speak rather of how many friends you have been able to w iu through xotpel love. This text har in it the lungiiage of pardon, not the h.K of hate. It is a flower garden whose unjtt fragrant bloBHoUiS grow U-t Upon the grave hillock! under w hich are buried the bldeouft corpM-s of bitter strife. It is a ilghthoum to warn voyager oh the dangerous rocks and to guide them into tiie barlxir of safety and not the wareb light of an Invader, ready to nlngle out for de struction a hiding foe. Oh, my brother and xlHtcr, w ill you not try to practice, haul's mAleiailou'f Will you not let your forU-'uruuc and genlleaens and Chriatian forgiveness be known unto all uieuT - Take .uaxanvo uromo tjoininc Tci&s. js a T"aa taforaaatlaa. "GenUemenf ths Jury." said ths Judge, as he concluded his charge, !( the evidence shows in your minds tta! pneumonia, even indirectly, was the cause of the man's death, the prisoner cannot be convicted." An hour later a messenger e'57n from the Jury room. . "The gentlemen of the Jury, my lord," he aaid, '"desire Information." "On whit point of evidence?" "None, j'our honor; but they wan to know how to spell pneumonia." Tlt-Dlts. l!-llr-t.rtt rr. Ho piit.i il Into lorilriamy II, Tlli si . sal. I. It! ill "Tl'.i' K'ln-','.. ii Klai.i I ilc lint UU 1 l'rav uu, s:r. In ee." -JliilKiv KM'W A I.l. AHOt'T IT. Mr. Hh'kcrs You talk of my llirtlng! What ahout yourself? You know what the proverb says of people who live In glass housts? Mrs. Hirkers Oh, yes. It says they ought to pull down the blinds, doesn't it? Chicago Chronicle. The Amntrar I'nlnilat. "Ploiwe ra.t th ltn." fhe swietly faifl, "It can't i!o any hftrm;" H lot his heart nnJ llbr-rty Whtn h rtnj that laJy'i palm. Chicago FteeorJ-IWrald. lti- Siurrlr Will. Young Microbe And so we are para sites, and are killing the man we are in? Old Microbe That's the case, exactly". "And you say he has summoned the doctors." "Yea." "What will the doctors do?" "Can't tell yet, but I am sure of one thing; they will call us hard names." N. Y. Weekly Wonld Bear Vi'atehlaa;- "Well, what did he Bay?" asked the head of the firm. "He Just f aid : 'Come around the latter part of the week and I'll pay that little bill of yours.' " replied the collector. "He did. eh? Well, you keep hot on his trail, or he'l! pet away from you. If he nally r.-.fat.t to pay that hill he wouldn't call it "little.' " rhllade'.rfcla rrcss. Qnlie Ciini Inrlnic. ! "Has I i-V t.r. ev r bf en abroad?" ! "I think sr. V.': y iln yri'f al: ?" "She dr., cr't s-I w fr r. icn culture In j hr-r lat.t;;u" ." i "Dr,rir.'t " ""'v. fp aV.vaj'F rails I a cnv.":. a ff ' "" !.-o ltecord-Htr- I ' - I" i' t"r-j. "Vy ! - .'.' rr.'i'e my 'salary : ''' ' ' "f ' rrrinMi," 1 say ; ; "S rr . " ' " ':: - vil.Ntw- ' Itt. '"! :'. '. ' ! ' :r--.v : oney my- ! self tl:-:.; v 'h:!'i'!';lp;.:a Press. i " "' !! i j Miss S: . ; :. !.:;.- b-n tell- '.:.v ail '.I. ; "' ' ' rated i-very- thii.r : vl Mii' I -r Vf.tatrll. I'm fiire ! never tai l, f' r j: - !":' at ou exapgerate your hi: I'i,.':'. Ir'-ia Ledger. Out ill Viral. Jack Dsshin.:-:.!: Firiiht r E'lul, do ym know i.'ia wel' enough to marry n.r ? Ktl el JlriKlit- Or the contrary, Mr Dashing, I 1 now you too w!l. (.'hlca fo Daily Ntws. lo( fiifuiiJIineBtsrf. "I sent your wife a copy of my novel, 'N'lce Points of the Uw.' How did it impress her?" ai;ed the author. "Well." repii'! Henry Peck, "she seemed to handle it like any oilier law. She waa forever laying It down." 1'hiiacJpbia Preiss. All, M Ur, ladrrdf ("ierk (in hotel! The guest in room 13 bae be'h been robbed! landlord When did he pay bin bill! Clwrk He hasn't. Landlord Then what dots be mean by saying he's been robbed? II .trtrr fr'alU. "I don't know what to do with my um brella. I cu wither lote It nor give li ,." "Roll It up and stand It In the vesti bulesomebody will U sure to sUaJ It" Chicago Kkcord-Hersid. A Job-Lot. "Wiggins is a self-made man." "He looks It. He must be a Job lot" "How so?" "He has bis bair shlnglod and b! Lead tiled." Judge. I'p Aaaiaal l(. "I understand that your wife Is yuKe a musician," said the fool frlund. "That's what," rvplled the ex-bachelor, "tine gives a continuous perform ance on my eardrums." Chicago DaiJ Kews I TT 1 a. The proverbial reticence of dead men ta been made the basis for not a few swindling schemes. In fact, it Is at tht bottom of ever A Xr wlaalv. fraudulent attempt to break a will oi collect Insurance money. If the de ceased himself could rise up and tell talcs, many a suit of these kinds would be thrown out of court. A variation on a rather familiar swindle has Ju.-I been unearthed In Chlcapo. An express company received one day recently BC packages from a small town In Illinois all of uniform size and t-hape, and with charges on each one of $5.40 C. O. D. txr there was nothing extraordinary Suspicion was only aroused when the drivers on d livering the packages found that none of the addressees was alive. The hert ivej family In each case opened the parcel and found a small bottle oi colorless fluid tuarhid "Prescription lii.747," with the name of a doctor and a drug company ami the admonition: '"Take as directed." A bill of $5 for the medicine, "per your order," was in cud by the drug company. "Well," thought the relations, "if there was any thing a sick man would be likely to or d'.r the week before his death, it would be medicine." So t hoy were much more .likely to pay for It than If It had been cordwood, Jewelry, or illustrated books. Just as a succession of "kited" checks may pass unnoticed between city banks where the work is highly subdivided, though they would be detected at onct by the combined teller and bookkeeper iu the country depository, so, in the hands of the express company with a hundred drivers and a hundred clerks at one station, there was a good chance that the number of packages sent to dead men would not bo remarked. It was sheer Rood fortune that by tho time 30 of the DO packages had been delivered, the peculiar circumstance was reported to the superintendent. He stopped the remainder of the packages, telegraphed to the point of shipment, and promised that the money should be refunded to those who had been victimized. The re port from the home of the drug company revealed a depth of depravity In the promoters even in their private relations. "One of the members of the firm called at the company's oflloes at six o'clock this evening," said the message, "and asked the Janitor if the manager had been down from Elgin to-night.. He then wanted to borrow the Janitor's um brella." . ........ . Editors have to bear more than their Share of hard luck stories. Here is one that came in the morning mail re cently to a maga A I.rtter to the Kdltor. zine publisher: "After my promise to send you the manuscript telling you I the story of my early life, I met with i no end of setbacks and finally was un- able to do anything with it. I started oil by getting a stenographer that was so slow she gave nie the jinipams, and I could not dictate. Then I tried writ ing myself, and the typewriter had an V missing, and I never knew before how often that letter appears in a sen tence. I had to give that up and try a pen. Then my baby boy got hold of i-omo ancient salted peanuts, and they gave him convulsions, and for awhile I did not know whether I was alive or dead. Then I was called away an Important business matter." j A etudy of the calendar of sports for 1 a i-iritjle week of the mouth Just parsed I would have given a stranger a pretty j good idea of American interest in out door life. During that week the inter national yacht races for the America's cup began; a famous pacer and an equal ly famous trotter lowered the records In their respective classes; there was an important polo battle and an interna, tional tennis match at Newport; an In ternational golf match at Chicago; a na tional archery tournament at Niagara Falls, and the usual ball games between clubs of two leagues. The chewing gum trust recently dis tributed jye),00Q in dividends. This sum represents 0,OO0,OOO sticks of gum at the retail price of a cent a stick, liow many million other sticks were old to yield that profit is an Interest ing problem which the reader may try Vi solve if be choose. DR. FENNER'S KIDNEY .1 Backache All dlseasss of Kidneys. W TfTV r. Bladder, Urinary Orus. f 1 1 I j AImi tfbeumatfsm. Back I I I U H acb,BartDUasOrvl,l I II I . hibiM, Female Troublss. V V A av sw Don't bsoome dlsoouratsd. Tnr Is a f urs lor you. if iiucwcwy write Iir. t'eunar lie hia fyout a life time curhi liul. auuu sMit as yours. All CounulUMoii t "Dr. Maimer's Klfuy snd Bsckacbs Curo Is iliacauiaof uiy bulug aliva lu-(iy. I bad iuitured greatly of kidney itisuaiHt lor yearn una rvuiiCKa hi w lgb 1 6 aounds. and red need Iu wolgut lo liW pouurtn. i now tun. McUOOIN, Olive Furn.cs, O." W.U.I Pruilsiseoc;, ij. Ak fnrooos Book-Frse. ST.VjTUS'D"ANCErrrnl:S in One Day CiraCrk Spring OpenW ' At tll VI'-VV t;T UMe O.. i i T i .larger nux'K ami j,.,a J tlian evtr (birSJl.... :.. in I . yK- , wiiii new initios lorSnnijrUj 1 i.. i- ' ... 1 gwii.li., vjiciimiuics, Yo,, t ;mm1s, Silk Waists, Ir ss c I'cuutifiil lino ,f i;jv . .1 tickets, WnijiiHTs, Mnsliiis r i i:.3..i i ii-i . . ' viiiiiiauis aim u into replead, M e will have a special Ladies Musclin Und wear, may 1st to the i We will Iiave (lie mi.M !,,, lino of underwear ever JI(1,T Simluiry. 20 yds. muslin $I.(X). 33 yds. muslin $1.0!). OinRham 5c and 7c. Calico 5c and 7c. $1.00 White Spread K.x $1.00 Table Linen 20c to Come in tuul see, no tr.,. show. H. F. Clem nie 440 Mirket St., SUXI.l'UY: Three doors eust of tlio Market h J FURfJITOM f $ Do you need any furniture $ If so, don't fail to eoinetooir store and get our prices. W can suit youlo style and prices, from the cheap. est to the better -i- grade. Hard wood, golden oak finkl Only $12.50) Mattresses - $1.51 Bedsprlngs - Good. "7Viiite HJiifiriol Hods til SSjDX'illgB 'lilr, Itockrrn, Cmiclii -, V i IhmM', I am y anil cln-ii. ' i ... i iiiini '1 ,1 1 iU-m, liaby 1 111: j.t! , and iio-ciirts. Z M. HARTMAN F;L'RMTf KECO V NilMliilini; Pl Schroyep &- Smyses FIRE INSURANCE AGENTS. Represent only llrHt-class St - kCs panics Lighting Clause :m.l ;:J I lireslnug iieriint jranteil. We are coiiiniissioneil be "i;r C imtiics to issue policies iml vM nusiiiess at our olllcc same ut s oilloe. All lillsilicss eiltlllsled In mjr will u promptly ntlcnilcil to by or otherwise. office cHestNT sim In l Inoyer's lluildiug, mark HKLIXHdiUOVK. Kuyilr County. I'D' TOUR TO THE PACIFIC COA? Via Pennsylvania Railroad, Aa" Meeting National Hankers' Ai elation On aoeoillll llf llm llli'.-lhiir nt MiC ?M llttlikara' AaaOi'lHliiin ' im lulil ni ." 11 clnrn, Cnl., IktiilMtr 211 1 .1. Oil' I'.-iii."'" 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