I 1 1 .
I irrnomArmrma ftixa.
Author Aljcy What an absurd crea-
r. that GaylHRh Klrl I. When I told
Lr I vai down here nostna; "round for
Lffrtal and I oral color aha asked ma
t,. cfiawe my pen name waa ngjcy.
y. Sun.
nril Meal Taiaortaaee.
k. m htr worM wan mart for me
h ir trie estitmt exciHim.
aM. fn1 rriKt ana in d
tl,y .ould fpfjk, would mjr the tame.
Illffereaf Later.
l:rrf!r;'K I non rtninKiney nave neen
brrti lonft.
tian A.tTT .Nor i. i ney ra.i (very
a-H a "little misunderstanding."
caul ri3i;y .News.
Aa EipImIm.
"Cbollr aajs that hia auto la a
up saaehlaa what kind la that?"
"I'm aura I dont know; but It haa a
ploded three tlmaa already, I ballera."
Joda
1ml el" tha lukt.
"Waa that treat muslr'Ua musical
prodigy aa a ehtldr - :
"Well, hia father sars that the boy al
wiya did hare foolish talr." Town
Taplca,
New Tork ia about ta build a city hail
7 stariea high. New York took the pre
caution to accustom itaelf to a Babel of
tonjrua before It undertook to repeat
the celebrated enterprise of the plain of
ghlaar.
Scientists have computed the total
weight of the earth to be S-l.n90.000.WW -OOO.ftOO
toon, which probably acrounta
for the fart that those who are trying to
npllft It makes HftJe prosrss.
ADIfltali 1-
. Tramp Tov haa p-r.j taay tlmaa
aotaia' to do but auu.-l her aellln' lead
peacfla.
Paacll Peddler Think ttVeaey, do
yah? Dent yon know people wont boy
peacfla of a feller oa th' atreet nnleaa
k looka aurved aa' dejected aa' dea-pairta.
Thafa taay."
1HZ SUZDAY fCEOOL
la taa lateraarteaal rUm
' 1mm SO, Jr3 OaM
M Seel.
(I 8am . SJ-i; S-X)
( And TtvVl arts, and aaitthe ptaee
whr aui hmA puchttf ; and bevsd Nana S
U p. wHeri Saul ;. tA Aimer the
on it Nr. tr.e rapta n of tie Hoar, and
Bau; :r in tt irtiun, ar.d tke pp.
-v.i-.. , w .v.. i.t.. aliened round aoo.it n.m.
it-w7 w iun. mat w., a Trn an.w.r-.l David and sa,d t
alonj. w'en j'r rakla In four dollar a Aauna itaxu. d t mmi th
on of zru:ah. nrotrr to Joh, Hyirf,
' on ; h ir. to ftwu. to In
eainpr And At. .i I wi.i . 1ob
Itn thrr
T. So fjavid and AWkai cair.e to the po
pl by night, and. Dhni;, .ul ,y orpin;
wtthln th irnrr. and ni par atiM-le ,n
the (rmnif at h it ho tr. bu: Annr ui
the onn jt round aJ-.ou: him
! a Thn mm. A IMihai r & r.ouy t-A v a. 1.
Mr. Hornbeak Waat make you say j,.jv..r. j ,Mn ,nlo thln, f ltr l
O. E.ry ? , '! . n'w thrfor ;et Tr.e ir,H n m. X
Farmer Ilornbeali-Way. In thla Pr,i " i pr t. ti. r-h
... . . . ..;,!.. i '"'. int 1 wl.; not sitiif- h m r t c-
day." N.T. Weekly.
If la aareaaaa.
Farmer Hornbeak (la the midst of
bla readln) Wa-al. I"! nay for htm.
the editor of the Plalndealer can be the
iarcaatlceat feller I ever taw, when he
trlea.
tor Infanta ar4 Children.
Th Klnel Von IfiTA Always BnrM h) home tlte -rfgrjia-tnret
of f;ha. If. Fletrher, anil ! tvrt miw1e nv1er hl
prOTtiif ertpevrrNion for over rV yar-i. X ilrv no rme
to drcrlvei you in thU. f MintertVIt-. rmttinn i
",Trixt-a--noI r hut Ktperlmenti, ?v1tttrr (
hralth of ChiWIren ExperleiM. araiir. F!vprlmet.
The Kind Yon Have Always Eonhi
Bars the sieiatur
"Loral Infelllsenre" la only !iout tbr--e
inches lnna;. Puck.
t Ar.d
M:t. n .
rtalrr Wvaterr Fvplalaeil.
Mrs. Bacon It l said that in a laver '
of e wafpr a n-iW imiira on. I tN.r. ft fay
deep there are 16 tons of rhalk. j
Mr. Bacon And yf people ivnr.dT ;
how tV.!- aro :h' r::ik. Yonkera !
Where the I.e.. f ame fe.
"I harthiif Kirbw'1'.d'.o ;ai.sh;cr nr.
tT"the char.ffe'Jr."
"Yn; and R.Vhwo.d is nearly crazy
over lr."
r-v!.i H.d
lx.rf h.
'. Aii!.
it la rirtrl o a 'tn::
Statesman.
lakwtH.'
Of. all w.trda of '.me le or pot)
t think !!. a.M.-t i-ij .ir. hn
To'ir n.iMi-.n hna run ;! course
And m;iil fvv rhur i
' a'tahorr.
V 7. Sun.
that T
";;l. he don't n'.i"-'l
thoy tnnk t;,e ant. .. r
T;:-r.:..v
ho .
r la
in:t
I f ir'r- --r
Ix.r'l r.4n nrv
to die. or N-
'! P'Tl.tl.
... rt '-.r! ! - .
1 1 1 4 4 r, i"
: " " In Use For Ova,- 30 Yw?.
I I"'' .
aa a.
DUNDOREI STORED
ewGoods
A. to rnr.llii'.MItr.
"Is there any'hir.v mre ur,rra!n
; than the wcaiher?" he demanileit, t,it
, ?er!y. for a storm ir.rrrpil xi:h
j hia plana.
v " hy. yes." slie rnlfod. .'nlrr.Iy: "and
, If you'd ever had a ilr.-s.H privniyed for a
1 ''ra!n rirr.e by a dressmaker you'd
know It." Chi.-.tao Past.
The F.tlreme Tef.
, "I dnuiit if ther la another man alive
like 3mitherr H is absolutely devoid
of ouriiislty."
"How ,10 j on know?"
"He nevr !ooki Into a pasalns patrol
! wann to see what klr.d of a prisoner
; they have inside!" Ciralnnafl Cnm
i merrial-Trilinne.
LDU PRICES.
EVERYTHIXG KEPT IN" A FIRST-CLA?n
GENERAL STORE.
ome and See Our New Stcck.
Highest Prices Paid For Country Produce.
That Waa All Rlh.
S She Alhert, I hav come ro rhe enn
! elusion that I love Georje better than I
love yon. and
He What about the ennaraent
! rind I ave you to wear?
She Oh. that's all right. "or3e ays
i he won't object rf I wear It. Tit-Bits.
t.t.
r'!'.'
l.r 1
!m' I
nd ..
to
J T
th.i'i.
i I .
turn.
' ' ! '. r r
i.-r.iiiMi IT, V JV
1.1V
!
ivr ,n.l V. h ,t
.r r.-n.!r -.i r'.' --
n1 n:a ffirhtr n.
r- t n 1 1 ;r.v .u..!
; i -lot i?r-'
I..r.f in.,
hold .
'l.tv '.n rrin
H. HARVEY SCH0CH,
Only rh 0!1hn. v
Fire
1
5n Assessment.-.
i I :n V.Iv.t x" i r
. n!.l n
rv .ti ."mvlrt -li,.,
'; ! 'v.-nr m r.:s n
.f
The Actii;i
Hmim
sr.:;
.-iin
;:;.s
111. I -:
.in r t
N. T. Dundore,
DUINDOREPEfCM.
Sot la Hla IJae.
Miss Ouah Oh. Mr. iHppy!
weren't yon up on the hill ro a
sunset? It waa simply perfect.
Cholly Sappy Yaaa; sent my man np
to do It for me. Tfe undahstanda that
sfiht of thing so much beuah, yknow.
Philadelphia Press.
(.OI.OKM FICX r (.v r.nr numlii),
a cnorf r ihra ohlrk bate ron
Lake 'li-JT.
oi.'Tr.i.vB 'p st r; it it -if.. -u;s
Dav' t .in ntli I -:uti 2
flaui purmlt of Dsv'.d i .-lam
liav'.l .ar:r. iaui ; arr. .. - .
ijav..i i pb. :o Saul 1 Sam . J .--3i
di! -patance ; Sam
! ...Mr. - r-nnatwy iheMf : H
i the
nrt l . i .
i lie M;in(in:
The Nd'v York I
The fiiiilitu Mm
7cur Patronaae
.ire Associ;it;on
-iirlT-rt.
Bart Ira Laa aaa.
He MIsa Withers la lookln wonder
fully bright and pleaaina; to-nlgot.
She Isn't she? That old bachelor she
waa speaking to uat now was an afraid
of her that it mad her feel trntte young
and dangerous again. Brooklyn Life.
GENERAL
MERCHANDISE.
Our Stock Consists of Clean !Nw Goods,
Such aa is Found in an Lp-to-DateJ
Country Store.
Dry Goo ds, Hardware, Drugs,
Groceries, Chinaware,
Best Shoes.
Cigars and Tobacco, Smokers' Suppies .
OUR MOTTO :
Mora Uoous for Same Honey !
Same UoouV fur Less Money !
Com e and & our wares. Harket prices paid far
Country Produce.
A. 5. Sechrist,
Verdila. Pa.
MOST
LIBERAL
OFFER
OF
THE
In prufafafg. .
"Hava you made any Improvement!
In your Invention?
"I har"," anrweretf the eaterprlatna;
scientist- "One of my assistants has
just dlarwTered a new way to put storlt
aa the market." Waahington dtar.
Sort 4attfatnrf Raaalfa.
Klnnley Toti'va been to these Ittpr
ary Hubs and metaphyslral things for
two or three years now. and waar does
yonr culture amount toT
Mrs. Kinsley Dont I know every
body? Town and Country.
Sum Sfatlartva.
Said .1 slander maid, with stgh:
"I'm iia thin .ia i .'apital I;
Of Tuine !f ton hail.
But then I can pa.it.
Amt 'huji prove thac rtifttres will .le."
.Tilcaii Da-!y Mews.
n wvrrvrio.
Incorporate Under Arizona Lavs.
Mt UU'ral ourjtoration law m tlio Uintf States. No
Krauclii.se tax oc exhurbitaut fwn. I'rivate property e.x
eiupt from all uutiorate debts. I'ar of stock made any
amount. No limit ou caoitalizatiou. Stock is nou-as-
kn.vaMe tor any purpose. Nio amount of stock reiptiral subscrtlNsl. No
Jt itcwnU ol; do Statu examiuation of books. Le-rislattire can't rnwal
'm ciiattvr. lvtjcp olHce aud do Ltis4itts anywhere. We attend to all
niiiK.vi ittul jiay all tees aud cliur you but a few dollars in any cx-a.
AjjcoU WHiiicvl iu every city in the L". S. Lilwral com
iniivsions. Sciul three sUniip. for booklet ot coditiel au
iiotutcU cotpotatiou lawaitd other iittoruiatiou.
Arizona Corporation Charter Uuarantee Company.
Mouihaii UuilUin, KMOiMX. ARIZONA.
I i ii.
)(iMpjL
luui, LauCsnq Cocaine and an Drug Hssits
wwuuji vuiwu, wttnout pin oc (jewuuoa rrotu ousuness, icavmx no craving
diwjja wr other stimulantK. Wt ratitora th uervou aud DbvsuctU systems to
U (ututl wuJiti(.u bwAUMj wa renjyvaUj vuoaaut 4ia.. A Uuma remedy
ij'4tca ty nn eminuut vhyaklaa.
sta WUANANTKK A CURE? VHKK TRIAL TREATmEnT
Udvutt.il Cviii;iiKudvatf, aapaviaily with; iMvmaaiis suiitated. . Wntt today.
1-
1 i'l.Ai E. iaih Jiid jtaiian
I liav ill. the pnpiiUr hero, .a .in -xile.
' Nit. man In ii' larnel !s jo i)e!oert.
! yet he has to leave hi wife- :md
I home, and heeoma an ontlaw. The
i jealous hatred of Kur Sajil ia :r-
reconciluhte, a art Jonathan, hi a best.
frend. adrlsea him to ffrve- in all
hope of returniiid to conrt. Whither
shall he See? Sot to ltamali or Ui
Bethlehem. He would quickly b
traced to either place, and neither
.Tessa nor Parauel conld protect him TP
Utng. -Si he turns, hia at em. .)uth
westward, toward the laud of bu hit
terest. enemies. j
SauP injrer mi nor. .innenseH h-r
Dnviil's departure from enur. He
now avowedly neeka hi life. Heannif
of Darid'i exploit of rescuing 'lie
ity of Keilnh from the Vulistlnes.
-aul pursues htm tliere with 'he
royul .irmy; hut David .mil :r, .jttle
h.iud elnile lum. T'.n-a 'he -nrak;('il
;nif hunts David fi r many months,
lirnuifh the TlTdenesses of iph,
Mann and En-treli. out un.ihle m
ant-iire him. thoitifti once 'lie .miif
himself falls a pr-.noner to David ;n
'.he cave of En-ierti. aiuI David -vith
iirprtsinij yracitiiisc.-iia i.lows liim :a
dcjiart unharmed. (
Informed by ".he Z'.jiliites ot' Div-
.I'h wherenbonts. flnul -fimi's with in
inny of J.OOO men and enciaips
at Hachilah. "Abner 'lie son i
Nr:" naui'.i luclu ee :4:.',i).
"VHUin the place if the vaons:"
Not "rench" aa !n 'hi' old 'r"ion.
int nferrinir o he 'vajom mil hair- '.
iriire which formed i 'larricmli; .itmnt
he wrap. Who -v 11 It .vas 1
nut la caatomarr ?o .ik for ltin
"eers for necia.lv Tiaarrlmis service.
Aiiishai:" Son "f Cen..in. Davnt' . !
The Hew-Ycrk
Tribune farmer
.s ;i national tniet iirrdMili nni vkt ; or -imw
.unl ilieir :'ain)ii. .rut -tnriiN- it '.esd i" ', rtf
I'UlrunU ,irf-fa. it a liwrticaf t nt-r 'or mc'i'nl f.irniers.
ueiiiinifhrm ia --wtire tf;e !:in?pst itil r 'tH rmin t:
farm thrniiffb i.rscti.'al :uelhoUu.
It is enrerfHininn,. inHtrootive and jraetltvllv im.j1 i.
th farmer' i -wife. rni and iauhter. vtioe inlwewt u
oovers in an attractive manner.
The 'f-tznlar 4 rtie ' l.n0 tr ear. lint -i mtU'
lm've -riM -pc'tve -cur -tihurrrt'on f ir TUT: NT-W.
YORK TPIBtlNF. P XW.MEy anrt tdan t'r -ritrf 'v t.wor
;H-ai :iewraiter, "Tl.e I'rsr. Midila'tmrj, ?r.
MPaDBEtoete Willi
Send our rfler not r.oner '
Visir name ii .i i.iir.v u t
rtnsf yf'ii":t-e f rr. i le'-.t-ry.
i-'Ul
:1C
The
Store.
"Come. BlnHe. c ome, and stay vtth
me." Ally Sloptr.
JVJLS-
Xe;l(reteH letirnltiea.
Oh. Nature's mutiny i:iatetui.
Alorf le rmid you tin s
A lot j' trn-n in ktm, instead
O' watermelon vines.
VoalunKtin Star.
Cuageaial Pitrt.
Amatwtr Actor Oh. I don't want o
take that character. I'll make aa idiot
uf myself, sure.
Manager Well, you said you wanted
an easy part. .Stray Stories.
lister, and one of D.'ivni"; :no.-,t
'ajit aillierenta. Entertnif -he net- ,
it1! camp it nleht. vas a perrlotis I
adventure, but David had er-ed '.nn !
entiuifh under Sunl -o know him prct- ,
y well. He hail placed 30 pickers on I
riani. "Ii apenr ... at his j
head:" N'ot Violster'' .in in the dd 1
1
vc;rsion. but Utcra.lv "lie plain
vhere his hetid :." Even fo-lav in
Arab cauipH. the slieik' spear is thus
placed. " Jehovah's auinuted: " Thfl
orijfia of the rnui)ieome doctrine:
"The irivine nht of kinirs' to ,mt.
e-n wrnin'. "Dnnd took the penr:"
Perhaps th err weapon that -Saul
in his matinem Uad hurled at hiin.
David, by bis memful treatment of
his enemy-, conquered him. lie over
came evil with ifood. Apparently
Saul's fie!ini toward him changed.
Vet tho ahtute David tnsted ana
not. Ther was A rinir of falseness
:n his verbose confession of foolish
sinfulness, which warned Dariii to
keep out of his reach. So. in spite of
Saul's profession of irood-will ro his
"son David. each went hia own way,
distru&liiuf the other.
Groceries, Dry Goods, Ac
tions, Hardware, Druci.
Chinaware, Shoes,
Cigars aijd
OUR MOTTO
x . c.
Aiwav
Wo
he
Y 111 !uvi
Leaii
Hi
Lrl Till .-f "A"
1 t i. "!ixi
1 -itaiHiiin aivitaiii'U n ail. "V t
llUi
t)auaa Tttarc?etitk Asociatioii
SUPPORT
t ta WKimr, Maw T0H1 City J
SC0TT5 EML'LilQN
"TlrKlgs to carry ths wsaacacd and
Msrvad rytam aJoae; until it caa Find
firm Mippurt la ordinary Food.
Saadlor traa auqila.
SCOTT BOWNEi Ciamuts.
4rWt Hart Strm. Nn Votfc.
)H.aMtMldniaa.
Shut ana Shell.
Actual liberty centers .11 essential
loyalty.
Subtle temptations need swift re
sistance. Haai uu oft takes in what earth casta
out.
It takes a jreat man to comprehend
himself.
When Christ ia the alphabet life he
ro me s God'a Mterature.
A truly great name waa never
Ixmght at the price of a jood one.
The wind of wo res will not carry the
living machine of pride over th walla
of repentance. Bain's Hera.
H.
A. ESR1GH
ALIKE, FA.
Tes." said rh ir..a, "I and a
clent education to 11. a ureat haadl.ap
In try business. Hai:' my time, at ,1. :.
is taking up with -ixviEi,- on mi:: .r
lunea." Ptick.
Read the
PC
Tht rl pflinn.
Mrs. Flint iBev.-rtly1 TVhr ,it -0u
ronder from plai-e 'o place?
Spoiled SiMioner i calmly1 B'-t la
places won t wander to me, at..2.
Pock.
And 2t "all
NEW5.
the '.-ittr
GaTaeta of Xlafortaae.
"Didn't the losa of all' vour mo.-.ey
drive you to drink T"
"o.. umy to nurse it kept ma 1 r
frnsa drtnta." Ka-a m-r r,..- .
staaaOsfaasaaaSWatki wd ihesVaa
Lxiii- 3rouo-4liilf :uut TTe
a coii in aiay.. jo v-oie-. u.-.' ;.s"'- - - v