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v (ri bnres In great profusion In thl
i . ; j e (militate,
-otty ure to strike ,'em
r vv navl:ite
.aa kui-w your brother
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In S. attic
k I.;- Ilitle rep. rtelre would
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; vm-.'.- t. t. II i that's the
.in ..I' .i.l,
kn ,vvs ii. i seasun winter,
j 1 ! : C 'T f.ill.
j.-t aii j'u. ir'.y to a crowd
-;.-t. :
t i t-li It early and May up
minus of tin" busy
it s all the stury
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hav c! In iinngi.
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then.
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ThU Is not the part of the country
where the orange groe sre. It is
hard to make a living from the land
nd we hare to make the most of a
very few comforts; but it is lots of
fun, in a way. My darling works
from early to late and I have to do
11 the housework. Imagine me! My
hands are the chief su'.Tcrcrs. Hut
we never see n living soul I moan
ny ine who matters so I don't
mind that. Our nearest neighbors
are ten miles off, butj ns they are per
fectly horrible the distance is rather
an advantage than otherwise. The
life is not exactly romantic. It is a
grim reality. It is very lonely and
very hard. So much the better,
though, for proving my theory, which
you always laughed at. We are more
in low: with each other than ever.
So long as we have each other, what
does anything else matter?" ILtc
Letter 'J "When you write next
tell me what frocks are being woru
and describe all the pretty hats you
see in the shops. It scents dreadful
extravagance to hear of you paying
f'.nil for a gown! 1 can't believe I
ever did such things. When I read
your loiter I said at once, 'Whore
can she got the money from?' I
have two cotton gowns nnd n big
straw hat (in which I look a fright),
and those will have to last a long
time because we are dreadfully poor.
Of course 1 still have all the frocks
I had when we were. married, but one
couldn't wear such tilings here.
Don't think 1 am grumbling, dearest,
but sometimes 1 remember what you
ui'd to say ami wonder whether my
darling husband will not beirin to
hive me h-ss when 1 go around till !
day looking so different front the
smart young lady of the old days, i
Hut this is very wrong and very fool
ish for mi", lie is the most devoted
and loving husband in the world." i
A young wife's opinion of her hus
band follows.)
Letter P1.- "Your Ln:r letter was
a real dclii'lt. It was sweet of You '
to tell me about the da noes and the
aters. What 1 miss above overv thinu
i- a woman friend villi wlnc-i 1 could
kii N.jne. and I'm not ashamed to
roiift -t that just for a moment 1 felt ,
rebellious against my lot, I had never
known what poverty meant until that
moment when I was positively gaping
with astonishment to Bee people liv
ing the kind of life which I used to
only a short time ago. Aly 1 in
kccined to guess what was in ii'.y
iiiud. lie urged me again to leave
1 iui nnd go back to the life to which,
he said, my gay nature belonged. You
ran imagine 1 didn't allow him to talk
like that for long.
"I must tell you there was one
house particularly which I thought
was the most beautiful I had ever
peon. It was built in the old mission
style with a large open courtyard.
The walls were covered with creepers
of every hue a mass of a hundred
radiant blossoms blending a hundred
perfumes. Around the house was a
big, smooth lawn a greeu lawn,
greener than any greeu you have over
teen aud here and there were some
tropical plants and rpreuding palms
nnd orange trees anil several big gold
en oranges wore lying on the grass.
You can imagine that it seemed hard
to have to turn one's back on such a
paradise to go and look for cheap
lodgings for the night!
"1 wonder whether you will be
ashamed of me if I tell you that tin-
tears came to my ryes. I
To Curs a CoM m.Qixs Bay
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. mL
Sewn MUBoa boxes sold in nasi 13 months. ThlS &fonatnre. Sf?jyT
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D0X.2VI
Otiltia of I hronle
I'aliuur.
It is with some sense of relief that
we receive Dr. Wardell Stile's declar
ation that a gen
erally languid
mental and phys
ical state is not always due to plain
laziness, but that a germ may calls
it, nnd does cau.se it. Not in all in
Mances, il will readily be understood,
lor it would not be safe yet to throw
the entire burden of moral respon
sibility on a perm, and n germ, too,
tht has just been introduced to us
by Dr. Slilo. In his paper read at
the sanitary conference of American
republics, the doctor made the inter
esting statement that "uncinariasis'
was due to a parasite popularly
known as the hook worm, and that
it vis responsible for the condition
of the so-called "poor whites" in the
taud districts of the south. The
blinked I pr"-cliee of the hookworm, ne saui,
was i lie cause of their poor physical
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hard and wouldn't let them L'ot
Hiroimh, but I couldn't help them and mental slate, the parasite in tne
bursting up. Yet when I felt my dear j human system producing a condition
husband's hand in mine I knew at i ,,f extreme anaemia similar in iti
1 a
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1 1 !y w as ii, .1 l ing
fiord to , ;,i' -
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just like another. We 1 -1 1 1 t':. I
v ory tin ui. dor
i r of i noli ot
ling is so t i
wants i., t ,
once that I was truly happy. Imagine,
j. lease, right ill the middle of t lit
street a big live oak with a little seat
underneath it. Here we sat for n few
moments to rest and watch the rar
linges drive by, and to admire that
enchanted garden with its fairy-like
house that really might have I - ti
built of (lowers.
"') you think we should bo any
happier if we lived there?' n:y hus
band ashed.
"'Yes,' 1 said, 'Nut I am much hap
pier just to have you than any thing
else in the world. I don't envy any
body their beautiful homes or any
other thing, since they have not got
lull.'
" 'Suppose,' he said, 'you could hiivt
mo and that house, too, and
"'Let's imagine it,' 1 said.
"'We oiiL'ht to know what iho In
side looks like,' l.o said.
"'I was j,i-t lldnkii'T of that.' 1
symptoms to a severe attack of ma-
laria. lie said that any generation
1 of people placed under like condi
I lions must deteriorate. If one goii
: rial form of indolence is due to a
' iiarn-ilc, -as the S;, Louis tllobe-
lieuioeral. it will not b" ilillieult to 1
believe that other kinds .f indolence j I
lire to be thereto attributed. It isn't
laiiiess tha: makes one hesitate to
cany up the coal, but the hookworm j
o- its congeners. At last the Mu:.'
gard has an i xeiise. Pntty ,-oon no
one will need to feel guilty about
n n t hinir. These -eici.ti.-ts are groat
! fellow.-.
It von me iii mill of Furniture, Carpets,
Mattines, Kugs, Oilcloth, LiiioIeiini,Lu;
Curtains, Window Sluulrs, l'it'turcs, and
I'ietuiv Frames, give ns a fall. Ws can
soil von in
Style and in
Prices
Our stoek is new and uj-to-date. It is
no troulile to show guilds and quote prices.
KKl'A I RING neatly and promptly done.
Lewistown Furniture Go,,
No. 1214 Valley St. Felix Block
at nn
their
" "I'm going in.' l.o : a'd.
"W e i, do on know, 1 o p
inered tlio g.no and slrolli
Vo lawn and into the l:o
1 .ore
l.ini b
n-.a I.
Mill
o-k.
I aclur.'ly
t!:inkii".r he
1 rv in::
mu-t :
t up and
d acro.-s
:-e. and
to drag
ave i. iio
Now tl
'ave up
'Hi i- l nil WJio
Swore OIV.
it can
case of
to Moi
Filmed !
s; of those men who
bad habits on New-
Year's tlay hav:
probably ret urn- I
to their old paths.
lo no harm to mention tli
a man in Kansas who tried
chewing tobacco. lie con
0 rents' worth of navy plug
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hail
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in' so vv ol-nill
not ot in to have w rv much
is ) very tiling that appeals . i .
lio y'.u T.iiIik I'm lAr-salc .' I i. .. i
thnuk vui at all for your siiggciln.u
that'he lovi s lue lor my clothes! lie-
loves
tides, I
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hasn't
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and i;i- i- 'lis, i. ii m
the -.line infat ial:
i!:y .nil w 1 1 i'i i s
lov e.- me for n
ill !:. - lie win
tltllv . of eolil-e. 1.,
It is j.:.-t :i V v.. ::.
lor. on have in
Mher Men t.e i-."
di t(,- let li-r in : 'n
Let t r i.- "I- tl-.
tclepl.tl.y V H i ! V
ulinost the same w
the other way aim
thinks mat f.-.-lint
lartri- mi-hh.iv to
mo-re t !.;, t I. a
nn'' : and. ju-t
i it :- s!,::t .-tl' i
i.o a vv ' man vv ho v
ii ft-at in'iii f i
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vv hat I 1 ; j!it ' !
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ii tiL't' v . and. ii" voi
1 ken me ail 11, .- ..
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.1 il 1 eea-ed to
ll 1 sholll i 11 1 ! Illger
;l.u-n,"- over 1.1,11.
v would not fee!
n. till, how verv
s ;i,Il,i to me! lb
If. If 1 were dressed
iiv e me all t in- more.
i i : - o - - 1 1 " t love me.
I I. In- lies jl'i-i S 111.-
i idea ln.w unlike
The remainder
-a :uo st rain. j
r- - uch a tliinu as
--t erday lie n-ed
oi-.k- us your, but
:t. y,,u know. He
s i ori'esioi,. in a
lie- particular at-
pp.-t.s to lie their
;,s a tlovver withers
' r-:! the sunlight,
v a- isi 'l 1o liavinr
in ney and lots, of
woil'ii IV periellee
even inward .mo
I- -n, stances i f lo-r
o-ed. 1 1old him
- ",'-!i v iew -. j:i-t as
i'i.- eon-.er-a-I
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I:. i '., nil of tin- Mill', -v.
f mo sit tinjr in i i.o '
.-.:i;'o grove:-,, an,,'! I
1'. vvot s. '(Hit vu -1 1 ' i
in the very woi,,-. My
ing true. 1 v i- Ii yon e
peep nt my i n
blushing' when I
J must write i!
beautiful my I n. i and
rest of Ihc iet'.ir i- li d
pen t ing. J
Letter 8 "J nni ashamed, darling,
not to have written before. Lut we
have b'.'on to busy. Yes. indeed; J am
inexpressibly )ui,iy. We have of
ourse, disadvantages to contend
with. Our home, ns you Know, is
practically on the edge of the desert.
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; in r. ;it. an -s . , i'i iii.-.o . Iie-
. a ise 1 .. n it i i i ..' a , ,,,iit e I . -s-
,, ! !i';r a. . 1 haie st-win-;. And. oil,
. thi-v- is wtniin-li mending to
We live in irij'i"d things. The
io.- nave turncil out badly, and we
luiryjy know vvlicre li e iiet meal i.s
co, .ng from, iiir-vvili not be able
lo realize wlint that means. 1 don't
mind :or myself, but 1 am dreadfully
sorry b r my liusnaml. Ho is the best
i i.il .lea rest ot men. Ho suffers much
1 .ore 'hall 1 do because 1 have not got
any petty clothes to wear and be
lause tne life is mi different from
what 1 eiee1ed or from what 1 had
been brought up to. 1 ni.iii ine litusii
and bacon three times a day with
bread baked by me-my love always
toasts his. He sas he likes toa-t,
lilt 1 know it is because he ei'.ti't .at
my bread! Ah. dearest, dearest! 1
sit here smd see the wooden walls nnd
lioor t.nd the jialclicd-up things that
have to do out luce, and the pile ol
socks liinl stockiliL's that has "ot lo
be darned and washed, and through
the window the dusty, dreary land-
scapvi
"1 think 1 have been crying, duly
a little. Hut 1 am a.-haiued. See, I
brush the tears away. After all. I
lave the only thing that really counts
my husband's lov e.
loiter U'. "Only just a line to tel!
you some bad news. The mortgage
mi the farm has been foreclosed 1 1
think that's the ri-.'!,t e.re-sion ,
iilnl we have got to go. Whole'.' Who
knivvsV 1'irst. 1 think. 1i Lo- Au
ge!eis. My liu.-band bolus l o may be
able to get work there, but he i- go
iin' ti, Iry also at I'a-adenu. where a
1 ri i nd i f his ov ns some livery slabh s.
'1 hat i- a very jiroliy pari of the coun
try, and I should !o.,k forward to Hie
c!i;:t.!ro, if it were not for the 1 i-1 -1 1
'i -. i i y i f tin liiij' our --elves without a
hi ;; i. nil praetieailv without mon -y.
'.y 1,11-lmiid bo-jgod nn- again and
: '-.-, iii to al'ovv him to borrow surh-
. ! ! r o.,l V 1 o solid Lie I, OHIO, il t il i !
ii : I . i nil! hi- ii tTti i r w i re inore
.-1',, on. In f;:e he ),re.-M-d this p-.int
i ,, . 1 . tl 1 ! lit 1 liegi, Il to t Mill. I
i i ':-1 be 1 i l ed of me. ! :-.t he vv -:: -n't !
Jlovv eie:,i I listen to l ay p'l.n of
, jiaralion li-oin him'.' .Now liiiil w
are n ally face to face with calamity,
low pretty all vour them-ies :,l,mi:
!ovo Mi'ini Now, at lea-l. 1 know
Low very right I was." Soine loving
messages nnd letter Co no uded. J
Letter "1 must tell uu at ihe
beginning thai this letter will sur
prise you. We arrived nt Pasadena in
the evening. Truly ibis is one of the
anion spots of the world. The
mountiolis were rapped with mow
whieli was Hushed with sunset pink.
The air was full of perfume of orange
blossoms ii ml every other tlovver that
grows. On every side were h.-uuti-lul
homes, the si reels, shaded with
1he graceful popper trees, were tilled
with unart carriages uud of course
this won't be very interesting to you,
t e,, any farther. I
i'l peonle think'.' You
;.i.-,ke 'no i i ron i : i . I !y I'sluimcd.
" -W, II. it's our house." he sl id.
"And well, it v a-, that's all. Will
mi itel-evc 1 1. .it W.'t.i I'i !! ! i:s bus-i-and
of mine, tor nil of this time.
I us been pulling my love to the test!
lie pr. tended to inc. from the first,
every week, and considered it ex
travagant, so he -topped short. Then
he found the eraving too strong
igali, and recommenced chewing,
though he still thought it ihe part
of wi-doin to abstain. At last he
taw the advertisement of a "tobacco
cure " warranted wi:hin a certain
number of mouths tj eradicate the
craving. If a local accountant is !o
be relied on, at the end of a week
the poor mini, instead of his L'O cents'
worth ot tobacco, had eaten $1..".')
I worth of "cure," ten cents' worth of
' chvving gum, live cents' worth of
I candy, two cents' worth of peanuts.
Money Svrl I Money Turned.
Wife You must take mo to the
opera to-morrow ni"ht. Now, you
needn't t-.'.y that times are hard and
money scarce, iind all that. K try
body tl.-c J-ocs, and I'm going so
there!
Husband (a smart man) -Of course
we'll go. 1 saw the i.i vv prima iloima
on the street t o-iiny I he most cti
t raiicingly beautiful creature heaven
tvir made. Such ..Ms! Such hair!
Such pii'fcet feat nr. s! 1 wouldn't
lni.-s i lie opera for the world! Money
is very scarce, thoutih.
Wi fi If mom y is se;i roe, w hy didn t
you say so before'.' Ntver miinl the
Mjvorn. We'll gn to the Old Ladies'
dime sociable instead. N. Y. Weekly.
True l-ln.iii-,Ii.
lie l-'iiniiy thing about multiplica
tion and addition. Van may multiply
tiotliiig by a hundred, b.it it's still
nothii g: while if ou add a hundred,
it's diiloreiit.
she Hut t lu re ;i re oxet jit ions. 1'or
instiiiieo, you might take the dowdy
sort of girl and add a liuii.lrod-dolhii-hilt
to tier. Inn she'd still look like
30 cents. Philadelphia Tress.
tn be imor and he has all tins wealth.
He wanted to see whether my lo.e w-orth ot tobacco, had eaten $1.:,.') nriuiune,- imu .......u.n-,.
,,.,,,,1,1 vti.n.l tlii towt of ---overtv' .i ... .1 1 "Some men, mm the tiriginal, plul-
wouiii sianil i lie tesi ir. - overty. Worth of "cure," ten cents worth of, . ., ,, '
"Aml-oh. Ihere . h to My, ,...,... ...... or,!4a. wrtn rf osojiher, "see more than others see
rnd this letter ideally too long nl- i C'"V S ' u , at t d Mevdte 'ho nueh'
roadv. but I am to nsk von to cnmi i C!U"'-V' tw" r,M,,s worth of time and energy to the task of being
and stav with us. and when the win- f,ve l',,n,s w,,r,h "f l'"?h ,,rol'!i. '' pleased with their own brilliancy
tor is over, wo are to go east for tw" -"'so' rubber erasers (probably I that they miss Jill the benefit of the
nwhiie. nnd then go to Europe for 'apocryphal). In the interests of sober and niaturer second thought
1 huly economy he is again chewing tobac
co, disagreeable though it is to his
conscience.
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H'tll il 5
our In
News.
ni" tuoiiti." t'hicai.
Hint conies to those less gifted."
I'.altimore American.
Notice!
Special Goat Sal
At tl.o XKW iS'lDKi:.
V V 1 I'll.
L' lltlVf tll't'llll'tl l.l i;;,,
ilurt'uiii on all Ladies ( ',,,.,
tut! Ii ilnliiys, so as to
body a cliaiico to littv a
co'it Ik'Uh'c Clirislmas tit a i
irii'c. Tliis sale will go im,, t
to-da). Vc will stirue ,,lr j,
ciist liners when tliev Umu
jirices.
licnieinlier, every coat i
new and the styles 'arc I -itiituL
r?M'i"uii iiitrjiiiiiis in Led blank--I'liinloi'taliles,
Undervveiir, mH
(iooils. Come in and mc, )
troulile to fditiw g(MKls.
A f-peeinlly grand lot nt" stuck
make selections from.
J..;F. Clemmer
41(j Market St., .Ire, UKY.PJ
Three doors east of the -liarkelHool
Snililrn Denlh I'.irliMilen.
Tlio sultan of Turkey insists that
every ruler or person of hiirh polit
ical i? I'loro-inee should die a natural
do:-: . The Stampn, of Turin, says
that ether manners of death are not
otlM-ially reoognied by Nisehan Kf
fetidi, the censor.
hen King Humbert was assassi
nated at Mona, the Turkish newspa
pers announced the sad event in thirt
way:
"King Humbert left the hall amid
the frenetic cheers
Work is the blessing of blef-sings, if
only we nre properly instructed in it,
Tlirnwlnir III
Truutili-a.
and if we choose
wisely what we are
able I o do. Merely
ns u resource in times of trouble and
perplexity of mind, work is worth all
the exertion ami puins one 1::.- put into
learning it, t-sptcially work v. here the
brain takes Its part. The most wear
ing thing about routine housework,
f the people. The j tays the Woman's Home Companion,
tmmm
king, much affected, bowed several is that it dots not occupy the mind
limes, and to all appearance was im- i while one is about it. One can think
Inherited.
"And now," said l'rof. Longhunger,
as he greeted Mr. Henry Teek, "what ,
shall wo make of your lit-tlo boy a ! T
lecturer? He has a sincere taste for v , .
it." j t Do von need anv lui'iiitiirt
"I know he has," replied the male g jf tltnt fa, , ,,,m,tnour
nnre-nl- "lin inherits it from his mOtll- T
er."-Schoolmnster. ! Rtr " g our jiriei
t We can suit you In
1 1 style and prices,
1 1 from the cheap'
1 est to the better
grade.
Iliediutely doinl."
When the shah of Persia was ansa-.-mated,
the Turkish papers said:
"In the afternoon the shah drove to
his summer palace, and there com
plained of illness. His corpse was
sent to Teh.-ran."
duo paper excelled all others by
this piece of euphemistic simplifica
tion: "The shah felt a little ill. but
l',nallv bis corpse returned to the
palace."
This was too much even for the
Turks, who keep the phrase as one
f tin ir proverbs.
of one's troubles over tlhli-waidiliig;
I suppose there has 1h( ii an ocean of
tears shed over tLat prosuic work. I
knew a girl once who was in great
grief over the death of her sister. She
diligently practised singing her scales
t v cry morning w Idle she worked about
the kitchen. It kip; hi r from brood
ing over her trouble. I never hear
"do, re, me, fa," ttc, without think
ing of this brave, cheery girl, who be
came a great i-ing. r, and what is much
more important, a very happy, help
ful woman in after yours.
An r.eeeiilrle I'nllier.
"Yes. you'll ti rot h-r father i.-- quite
eccentric, e st I! wears boot-." .
"He.iVV ones V"
"I think so."
"I'm iilraid I wouldn't g'-t i.loiig
u , II with a man like that."
"(ih, you'll ret along fast enovgh."
"Of course 1 v.iil. Doe-,- does he
wear the boots during both olliec
and leisure In mi - V"
"Wears 'em nil the time lie's out
of bed."
"Say. I think I'll write to him. 1
gin-.-s it will .in just the hame."
tlerelalid J'lain Healer.
Lvcry man who struggles towari
Ihe right ideal and attains it ma,
receive his reward. Lillie Devereux
I'.lake says that "there is no reasoi
why a woman should not support a
liu.-band, if she thinks he is worthy."
The ixipiisite witticism of puliing
l chair from under a man has . net
more resulted fatally to the victim.
I's. happily, the merry wags who in
ilulgo in this f-.tiii of humor are sel
loiii hurt.
Of Coume 't.
The Confidante I know he would
propose.
The Fiancee Did you?
The Confidante Certainly! When a
man considers a girl matchless he
doesn't want her ti remain so.
l'uck.
rnll' Hundlrap.
An Knglishmiiii was rowing an
Irishman in a M-ulling nice nt Yar
mouth regatta. The Knglishmuii was
wi.mit.g so tnsily that he stopped
two or throe lm.es and shouted to
Taddy to come along.
After the nice everyone was
chaffing Paddy on the beating h
- Had cooking and unlidiness wire
the cause of 4U0 divorces in Chicago
'last ,ear, says the Chicago superin
tendent of charities. Of course, none
of the men were untidy.
hud received from the Englishman,
but you must remember I had been hut he elmply ehrugged his shoulders
lor year living on th desert there md remarked:
. . lit J T 1 1. 4 ., - 1.
Jlehind our house, which is quite fere ony aumDer 91 preu wrmen : .u..u,
mal'., arc a few bare hills, but tl PXquUltely fOWTieG- nWWiniiWtw" '""'" 4"
Jandseapo is dreadfuly monotoboiJfc fi I U ff i n-a&QU pure Moments.
If the "huinorous anecdotes" about
distinguished personages don't stop,
we Khali begin to think many of
them are really imbeciles at bottom.
By means of a centennial celebra
tion Chicago hopes to create the im
pression tbut she is no longer a
young Ihing, giddy and irresponsible.
Jn( MonUrrlnK. - :V
The Husband What are you grum- ; t
bling alniut? You married me for bet- ' f
tor, for worse, for richer, for poorer.
Didn't you? j v
The Wife Y'es, but I was wonder- ; X
ing where the better or richer part
came in. Hrooklyn Ufe. j X
The I'lillnHiipliy of It.
"I can't git my min' right on what
fort er lish hit wuz dat swallowed
.lotiiih," snid the lay member. j f
"You don't have tor," replied Hrother 1 if
Dickey. "Dos shot yo min' up, t n ' 1
thank (bid hit didn't svvaller you'."--
Atlanta Constitution.
lllller Haired. ; T
Daughter Oh, lnaniina, lioggie A
Molitvert is down in the parlor. J
know he's going to propose! 1 ,,
Mot her Well, accept him, my iloar.
1 ii'io-l- tne leuow so iniien 111:11 1 in
t T"il to be his mol her-iii-h'ivv. Har
vard Lampoon.
Ilia Simple I'liill.
"An'd you say he got rich selling
111e.1l tickets, ton for a dollar? How
was such n thing possible?"
"Oh, very simple. Nobody ever
went hack lifter the sccoiid meal."
raltimore American.
Hard wood, irc.'den oak t"IH
Only $12.50
Mattresses $1.9
Bedsprinrs S 1.25
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One of Many,
Tom Foozle Wctherby of-enis
strangely drawn to thnt pretty Mrs.
Strong don't you think?
Uoru Donuie Y'es. Another ex
ample of the widow's might, I pre
sume, Puck,
A Chicago ordinance forbids barbers
Jslking while at work. There are not
enough soldiers in Illinois to enforce
this law.
I'uris has a breathing cure fad. Yes,
breathing is good for a great many
things and useful.
I
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