Pi', too..
H.
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"s-ur j
1 niarrvJ
iiuid
II I C.I
1 '"arrinj
f.V tin . .
refuse t(l
Hit A'
. t.v- into consideration the one
F m woman' happineta wom-
'with There ia many a woman
1 nitiire see"19 absolutely unclouded
marked by her own condition for
"Appointment and distress.
Jaherbeslth
alerting the
i.,t haAltll
f Jold i but
PalybealtU
fy retained or
Dr. "e"-T
r it Mublishes
a, will'-"
n, inflamma
L .nd ulcera-
P.J cures fe-
fewtkness. It
ck
Pk wooien are invited to consult Dr.
FJp, letter rr. AH correspondence
Lentil Address Dr. R. V. Pierce,
taken i bottles of Dr. Pierce's Fsvor-
LSSiolii." ritt Mis M pyr- of Orilla.
' . i...in -and Im IhiIm nf th
P1 . uln.!-' aa vou adviaed for ronvrktiun
ovaries, aim weaken, and cau safely
our medicine hsa been the mean! of
Lanni mciw B ........ ......... .
fur over three year., until taking; your
r1" .ii.nt nn tel niv letter aakinij ailvir
rfOBlH 7 " ;
t.iorite I'rescnption " has the testi-
L, of thousand! of women to its com
L cure of womanly diseases. Do not
Lrf an unknown and unproved substi-
I in in place-
VX 1 . n1 . TI1 . - 1
Ijjf, Fierce s ncasum x ciieis ticar ine
aplexiou and sweeten the breath. .
llfiNSi LVANIA KAILR0A9.
Lewistown Division.
In effect May 25, 1902.
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9(I4 4
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li 49 4 3
8 47 4 20
9 4U 4 13
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linulu Mills
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Maitland
Tjtwlitnwn
11 M
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1140
1142
1141
Lrwlatown (Main Street.
Lewistown junction.
:rio leaves Sunbury 5 30 p m, ar
rives at sennsgrove owpm
jeavesSBlinsKrovefiiOOp. m., arrives
at Sunbury 6:i5 p. m.
T'tiue leave Lewistown Junction :
Si m W 14 1. n. 1 10 p m.lSiip m 4 37i m, 7 07p
I, I ii p m. li : 8 m for Alloona, fltuburx sud
4for'HaVti!iinri' :mc WanhlriKton 80Ssm 9 30,
ma 4t" 11 pm For Philadelphia and New
7rt65S,f .' Ma m, 1011 114 1 and 1118 P
rot rurruworx m u v , .
Pniladelphiu U Erie R R Division.
" RORTHKRn' J'g.p KAl. HlrfgWA?
W IBfWAKU.
mm imvM HPtihirroTe Junction d&Hr for
Siubiiij ina West,
I Sim, U 53 p m, 4 83 p m. sunasy iiib,
141 p.
TnlDS leave Sunhu ry dally except sanaay:
U 5 1 m lor Buff ilo.l Mam wr Kris and Can-
HO in for Rellefonte Erie and CanandatKua
titam lor Look Haven, Tyrone anil the West.
Utfomlor Buffalo. 1 13 p ra for Hclletonta
(toe Tyrone and CanandalKua
llipmior aeoovu anu E.iuiiii
4iiiLlorWllllamsport
IjandajiaJT m tor Iiuffalo vl En.porlum,
IlHAliilUr CMC, il IV lu ivi uiis
a.,.,,. S 14 D in lor W
I Mi am for Lock Haven and
Itltmiporl
145 am, 9 K a m 2 00 and 55 pin lor Wllkea
tarm anil Haxltnn
1 1 10 a m. lo 10 am, 'ins p m, 5 85 p m tor Khamo-
imanil nuuni i;nrinei
Sunday 9 M a m lor wiikenriarre
KA9TWAKD.
rralns iHHve Sellnagrove Junction
lom a m. il it 1 1 v arrlvlnv at fhiludelnhla
llllpm Naw "li 5 S3 p m Baltlmure 8 U p m
Wublnirton 4 lu it in
5Ju n in ilailv Hr-lvina at Philadelphia
I02U p m New Yur.i 3 6:) a m, Ualtluiore 9 48 p m
!11DKU 10 90 p in.
ItiD m. uallv arri vina: at Philadelphia
4ain, New York 718 a in, Baltimore 2 3U am
KuMnitlon 4 05 it
Trains alo leave Sunbury :
i M a m dally arrtvlnic at Philadelilhla 6 82 a to
HaJtlni'ire 7 M a m Washington 830 am New
York 33 a m Weekday. 10 a m sundHyn,
144 m dally arriving at Philadelphia 7
am. Now York 9 38 a m. 10 88 sundiiys Baltl-
mcia 1 -id a in, Washington 8.10 a in. Baltimore
U'.opu. Waililiifton 1 1 p m.
T58 a m week davs arriving at Philadelphia
11 4 a m, New York 9 13 p m, Baltimore 18 10 p
m, Washliinion 1 15 p ra
159 pa. week dayi arrlvlnir at Philadelphia
Ciim.f. w York v 80 p in, Haiti mora ( oo p m
Wuhlnxtoi 7 15 p ra
I44pmil iilv,arrlvinif at Philadelphia 7 82 pm
New York io 'U p m, Baltlmors7 3 p m, Wash-
uiyUDB p 1U
Tralnt alto leave Sunbury at 9 80 a m and 20
iM 1 31 p tu, lor Harriaburg, rhiladelpblu and
Haltimiire
i . K. WOOD, Uen'l PaM Agent
V. ATTERUI1UY Uen'l Manaer.
n-ttrapki
REVIVO
nauak,
restores VLTALITf
Made a
Well Man
ozizLavr
'RENOlI TPfTcrrvriui I W
JJne the above reealta ln'80 daya. It act!
Pert ully and quickly. Curee when all others falL
loniig men will regain their lot', manhood, and old
will recover tht-fr yontbful viror by nilng
Evl VO. It quickly and surely restores Nervous.
, Lost Vitality, 1m potency, Nightly Emissions,
tlhwer,FailiDf Memory, Wastina' Diseases. and
UcSKt. o( seU-ubusfl cr excess and Indiscretion,
Uco unata ono l ir study, business or marriage. It
not otly cures by r:artiu Et t'lor:,. t dlsetoe. but
."trist nerve timio e id tlooii builder, bring
( Mck the pink glo- to pale checks and re
wrlnj the Ore of y th. ft wards off Insanity
naConaumptioii. insii t on hsvlng REVIVO, aa
uer. It can ba carried In vest pocket. Sy mall.
UW per package, or cl z tor sS.OO, with a posl
, written irnarantea to cura or raioosl
WSBODC7. Circular bea. AddrsM
toval MeiHcise Ca.'itriS
For s'lle in Middleburqh, Pa.f by
UIDDDLEURGH DBLO CO.
I J
A Bs Cough Syrup Tasws Oood. Cse iff
ta d In tlma Sold by druggists. r
Daaseatla Kteklas Car.
"Look here," said the reforming hus
band, "we must have things arranged
In this house so that we shall know
just where everything is kept."
"With all my heart," sweetly an. J
we red hi wife, "and let us begin with
your late hours, my love. I should
dearly like to know where they are
kept."
He let things run on ss usual.
Tit-Bits.
Food for Goeualp.
"Mr. Goodman is quite a good writer,
isn't he?" said (iaussip.
"Good?" replied Kditor Jocum.
"Well the last bit of writing of his
that I saw was very sensitive."
"You don't say? And he's a pillar
of the church. What was it?"
"A letter he sent me suggesting that
I semi him a check for his last contri
bution." Philadelphia Press.
How It Mar lie- Done.
She was inclined to be sentimental.
He was nothing if not practical.
"Would that you could tell me how
to mend a broken heart," she said.
"I have known of cases where it
has been dune by splicing," he re
plied. That was the remedy tried in thist
ca.se. X. Y. Times.
Ilardrsrt Part of l'rae4lee.
"And what," they asked of the
surgeon who saved Mr. TightfUt
from an untimely end, "what did you
consider the most difficult stage of
the operation?"
"Collecting the money," he an
swered, with a smile of conscious
skill.-What to Kat.
How lit Wrn.
Newlvweil- Von bachelors are fool
ish. Now, whi n a married man gets a
few dollars ahem he doesn't go and
P nd it on some woman he's stuck on.
Itachclor Ho doesn't ?
Ncwlywed -No; he buys something
for his wife. Judge.
Merely a Precaution.
"How's her health 7"
"Kxcellenl. Why do you ask?"
"Oh, 1 just wanted to know if it
would be safe to ask her about it. I
don't want to give her an opening for
i lung winded description of her ills."
Chicago Post.
Value of AdverllaliiK.
"To what 1 you attribute the cura
tive properties of your springs', '"asked
a visitor at a health resort.
"Well," answered the proprietor,
t hong hi f ul ly, "I guess the advetl Ning
I've done has had some thing to do wit !i
it." Tit-lliU.
Hard In Tell.
"Is he a young man of brains?" in
quired an old gentleman respecting a
swell youth.
"Well, really," replied his daughter,
"I have had no opportunity of judg
ing. I never met him anywhere excrp.
in society." Tit-Bits.
Dlaappolnted.
"So you were held up by bandits?"
"Yea, and that isn't the worst of it.
r-4JrhfjrjdjQplvtopY my money without
detaining me long enough to give me 1
a start as a magazine writer or a lee
tnrer." Washington Star.
Raanlntf Down the Scale.
He used to buy ht coal In "lump,"
"Kgg" followed In its trnck;
"Nut" was- the next he purehusid. Now
lie's glad to got plain slack.
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
THE IM.I CKY M MIIKll.
Jack Congratulate me! Mabel has
accepted me.
Kdith lleally? I hope you're not
superstitious.
Jack Xo. Why?
Edith Because you're the thir
teenth she has accepted this season,
1 believe. Detroit Free Press.
Mixed to Him.
"Your speech is very strange," said
the foreigner. "I went to the ball
game and sat in the grand stand,
and others had a grand time stand
ing up "Detroit Free Press.
Aa Off-Hand Answer.
"Who can tell me the meaning of
leisure?" asked the teacher.
"It's a place where married people
rcptnt," replied the boy at the foot of
the class. Philadelphia Itecord.
Ills Opportunity.
Irs Tlcnpcck T -morrow will be
the liftcinih anniversary of oni
marriage.
llenpeck You needn't taunt me
with it. Detroit Free Press.
Plaaatnaj Ahead.
Edith Mertie says she intends to
learn to skate this winter.
Marie But she learned last winter.
Edith Yes; but she broke her en
gagement to that fellow. Judge.
A Relief.
Mrs. llatterson I gave my husbatid
an awful lecture yesterday.
Mrs. Catteraon Did he need it?
No. But I did." life.
lj
TH2 UTTLLLIGZITT FARXZ2.
B GeU the Beat There Ia Oat at the
Farae Bteaiat Ha Pata Hla Owa
Beat lata H.
E. L. Vincent saya in Farm and
Fireskle: "Few of us get the best
there is in our farms. That is be
cause we do not put the best there
la iu ua into lliein. There isn't much
use iu expecting great things on the
farm unless we ure willing to plap.
work and study how to get those
great things. How shall we go at
it to do that? In the first place, the
soil must bo in a good state of fer
tility. This means that we have
carefully saved up every particle of
barnyard munure we have, and have
seconded this elTort by u judicious
use of commercial fertilizer. It
means, too, that we have not pre
viously cropped the land to death.
Then we will plow thoroughly. Not
one man out of ten in this couutry
knotvs how to plow; or, if he does,
he has not the grit and the gump
tion to do it. Once in awhile we
meet a farmer who insists that this
part of the farm work shall be done
thoroughly. He is on t!:e way to
success. It was an old Scotchman
who said: 'Ye dinna ken how to
plow in this country; ye on'y
scraitch the groon.' And that i
about what most of us farmers do
we scratch the ground. And again,
to get the best there is in our farms
we must use the harrow more faith
fully. The farmer has no better tool
than a good hnrraw. 1 say a 'good'
barrow, because hosts of farmers
have not such it thing as a first-elas
harrow on the place. They are work
ing away with the same old V
shaped 'drag' their fathers used, or
else h.1ve lucked up at some sale u
worn-out thing not worth bringing
home. No good work can he. ilmic
with such u tool. Harrows of an up-to-date
pattern are reasonable in
price nowadays, mid every farmer
ought to have -ne or more, (ioiiil,
clean seed is a requisite, too. No
use to sow seed that will not grow,
or that is full of weed seed. This
may mean the purchase of a fan
ning mill, to be used in recleuuing
seed. We may better do this thau
to seed our farms down with foul
weeds. Hut, finally, we will fail aft
er all if we do not keep the weeds
down in every crop that can be cul
tivated. This means steady work
for a few weeks in the spring of the
year, until the pi it a toes have been
hilled up and the corn is too large In
admit of workflig a horse through
it. Hut the end tclU the story.
Oilier things being eipial, the man
who puts himself into his work us
I have here described may rest as
sured of ii good crop the best the
soil will produce. And that ought
to make him happy."
IMPROVED PLANK DRAG.
An Implement Which la Needed on
Every Farm and Can He Made
at Small Expense.
We get from tho. Jraotii Farmer
the illustration of an improved
plank drag. The rear plank, A, ia
set nut instead of sloping uud had
EXCELLENT 1'I.ANK DKAG.
two rows of straight, narrow teeth
set in it. The teeth project three
inches. A block of wood, 11, is used
at each end of plank as shown in
cut and this may be taken out to
vary the depth of the teeth. The
rear of each plunk also is shod with
iron strips two inches wide and one
eighth inch thick. This adds to the
life and efficiency of the drag.
Maita re Ulrda for laayrra.
Maturity is an important thing, says
a writer in Farmer's Advocate. The
bird that is to be pushed for eggs must
be thoroughly mature or she cannot
stand the pace. When I began to keep
hens I was pleased down to the ground
whenever a little misguided pullet be
gan to lay at the age of four or five
months, uud I would send an ittrfn
about it to the local paper. Hut 1
have learned better now. A precocious
pullet never makes' a phenomenal lay
er. She lays one litter of eggs in Sep
tember or October and then shuts up
shop until February or March. Iwant
a bird that has got her grow th, a bird
that is thoroughly mature; and I will
keep her busy from the time she lays
her tirst egg, about Thanksgiving, until
she goes into moult the following fall.
Hero of CabuaKe- Field.
An old English soldier tells how he
missed the Victoria cross: "I was once
sent out to India with a regiment 1 o be
pushed forward to the front, as a fierce
war w: going on. Hut ole night we
were suddenly attacked and 1 got sep
arated from my comrades and wan
dered nbout inthe thick scrub fornear
ly three hours, until 1 suddenly came
into the open. I then laid myself flat
on tho ground to listen, as it was very
dark. Hut I suddenly fancied I could
see the enemy in front of me kneeling.
I sprang to my feet, determined to
cut some of them down before I waa
overpowered and shot, and, dashing
forward, I slashed right and left until
daylight broke over me, when I found
that 1 had beheaded 550 red cabbugesl"
Pearson's Weekly.
Roup is unusually prevalent this
year. Keep the chickens in a dry
house free from draughts, and look out
for cold, which ma develop into roup.
Commercial Poultry.
I "S1""
il FEhiER'S
KIDNEY and
Backache
All diseases of Kidneys,
CURE
oiauaer. urinary urgaus.
Aid.. ak.nm.l.M -W
ache, HeartDlt, ease Gravel.
Dropsy, Female Troubles.
Don't become discouraged. Thar It a
tux for you. If nrcesHury writs lir. Kenner
Ho haa spent a lifo time cur inn Just such
vises as yuurs. All consultations frse.
Dr. Fenner's Kidney and Backache Cure
IstliecauKocf my lieln alive to-day. 1 had
filtered greatly ofkiuiieydlsca.se for yearn
nut reduced In weight to IM pounds. 1 now
acigu KS pound.
W. l. McUCGIN. Olive Furnace, O."
Prugclsta. 5lr.. ft. Ask fiirt'ook Biwik-Frea.
CT VITIIC'n VllPC ''ure t'ure. t'lreular. Ir
dlalllUO UAllllLFeuncr, Fredunla.N.Y
Had Ilia Frara.
"You have not taken the medicine
I left?" asks the pbysiciun, with
some anger. "1 declare, such actions
as that simply make me lose my pa
tie nee!"
"Well, doctor," meekly smiled the
suffering one, "1 was afraid if 1 con
tinued to take your medicine you
would lose another of your patients."
Kcaliing that the case was hope
less, the physician left the house
saying that even an operation would
be of no avail. Haltiinore American.
An Impnaaltilllty.
Augustus (who has been looking at
a comic paper) I should hate to be a
public character, doiieherkuow. Miss
Flash, and have all the .funny papers
printing things about me that would
lower me iu the est inuit b n of my nc
(jiiainta nccs.
Miss Flash Ueally. AugnMus. I t'.i n't
think the funny papers ciiild possibly
print anything that would make any
one w ho Know s ou think less i f J ou.
Tit-Hits.
Curiosity Apirnetl.
The angular passenger stuck hci
head out through the car window.
"Why," she nsUcil the man on the
station platform, "did you speak just
now of that singular looking inachiiio
as 'she?'"
"Hccnuse, ma'am," replied the mar
on the plat form, "it's a mail
Miateher."
And she took her head in ag'iin.
Chicago Tribune.
l.eunlly Safe.
"Kphcm. s'po-e dc good l.nrd
should come doiin an' look inter ycr
eye an' say. 'K'ieiii, what hub you
done whl all dose chickens dal ycr
hab stole?" What would ycr say?"
"Parson, I moiight say dat my old
'ooman cooked 'cm, but you knows
dat ' u man ain't hound to testify
agin his wife." N. Y. Times.
John Was llumlile.
He was a noble lord, and he was in an
awful rage with one of his footmen..
"It is intolerable!" lie exclaimed.
"Are you a fool or am I?"
"Oh! my lord,' replied James, with
t""vilitv. anxious to allocate the greut
man, "I am sure you wouUIn t keep a
servant who was a fool." Tit-Hits.
Mr olal Attltation.
"What do you think of our new
cook?"
"I do hope she'll consent to remain,"
answered young Mrs. Torkins, "I've
been so busy worrying about what she
might think of us that I nc cr stopped
lo think nbout what we thought of
her." Washington Star.
Hlah4 to Ihe l'nlnt.
TimkiiiH Miss l'.iflkins is certainly
a nuittcr-of-fact young lady.
Kimkins She certainly is. When
she refused me she said she did it be
cause her income wasn't jsntlicicnt to
support us both. Philadelphia In
quirer. A Sensationalist.
"You say your pastor is introduc
ing novelties into the pulpit?"
"Alas, yes! lie has left the well
beaten paths of politics, society,
finance uud vice, and is introducing
discourses on the Hible and the New
Testament." Puck.
glslna lp the .Mluntlnn.
New Servant (after lady has shown
here the work to be done) 1 see you
want a sort of a general girl.
Lady Why so?
Servant Well, anyway, one that
ain't too particular. Hrooklyn Life.
Fatal Kiss.
She sat cloe In his automobile.
And he nave her a kiss
At that very moment a rock struck the
wheel,
am' p.i!tno Xsm puy
I'hdladi ;i Ida Press.
Wll IT SIIK WAS III Tlt;.
"Someone," said the first huntress
"told me that the government is go
ing to stock this reservation wi'.b
game."
"I'll bet," gayly asserted the sec
ond huntress, "that if I were in con
gress I'd have a bill passed to stock
it with men." Louisville Courier
Journal.
HANDY TIIINC- TO HAVE.
Itonr Any Ylde4.wnke Furmrr Can
Construct m tiood Hunt for
Sledding 1-uki.
I end epitome of a handy farm gate,
made like the illustration, w-Vich is a
gate that can be used to separate
stock. It is made so it can be raised at
one end to let hogs and sheep under,
while cattle and horses cannot get
through. In snowy weather it can be
raised and oiiened easily. (let any num
ber of slats you want to make the
gate; then take for the four end
r.. l
ro.2.
e : ef
rio.?.
BKU'l'Ki: KOll Sl.Kl'HINii MM1S.
pieces one by three slulT. Holt them
to the slats with one bolt in each cud
of slats, so the gate can be worked up
and down. Now take for the brace
two pieces one by three, bolt them at
tlu- top on the oiitsMe of the I wo cud
pieces. Holt long enough to go through
the slats. Now nn the oilier end. take
a oiie-ipiarter inch rod and bend il like
a loop, ten inches long. I'mrc a hole iu
each of the two end braces, and tlrie
this into them, and on the bottom slot
close up to upright piece; cut Ihe ol
six notches for this rod to catch in
when you raisv the gale, as shown in
the illustration. Mctiiic S. Atkins,
in Kpitomist.
"LUG AND LET-UP."
l'lir A crime Hiiiiihii Life In ery
Mueli l.lUr I lie lirrnur A ri-
eau Country Itoml.
Two country teamsters were dis
cussing a piece of road oer which
their Iiiii'm's had In-cn toiling. "It's
a bad bit," said one of them, "and
a disgrace to the town."
"Yes," replied the other, "but not
so bad as it might be. There's lug,
ami then there's li t -up. I've seen
worse roads than that."
The average life is a good deal like
that bit of country mad. It is not
all easy traveling, by any means, but
it is certainly not all ban I going,
either. There's lug and (here's let
up. There are smooth, level, or
down-grade stretches, us well as
sandy upgrades; and, if one is phil-
oHonhica1, he will look the journey
in the same spir tt3 mat o v .1
cheerful teamster. o the whole, the
average life is not too hard a road
for a sturdy spirit to travel with
satisfaction ami profit. The let-ups
fully compensate for the lugs, and
the hard places nre no harder than
are needful to test human courage
and endurance.
Some one has said that anybody
can be happy who can be contented.
How true this is, and what an i xeel
lent wvirking Iheory for one who is
disposed to gel the highest and full
est satisfaction out of life! Hap
piness is really a relative matter,
dependent upon one's harmony with
environment and circumstances. If
each one were determined to make
the best of his lot, whatever it is,
there would be very few really un
happy people in the world. Well
spring. I'lnnt a Farm W ood l.o4.
The farm should have a vvonil-lot,
even if only a small one, and that
of the farmer's own planting. The
fanner, hereafter, will appreciate the
wood-lot as never before; and who
ever has one at the present time,
should take good care of it and make
the most of it. The wood lot adds
a great deal to the attractiveness
of the farm, and its utility can hard
ly be overestimated, as an adjunct
to the farm. The farmer wdio is
able to get his fuel from bis own
wood-lot, while coal is so high, has
reason to 1 lunik his lucky stars. It
will be a long time before coal gets
down to the low figure where it was
before the strike, if it ever loe;
anil every bit of wood should here
after be carefully saved for fuel;
and the rough, waste places on the
farm ought to lie planted to rapid
growing varieties of trees. Hint, the
farmers may not be obliged to de
pend wholly on Ihe coal companies
for fuel. Farmers' Voice.
Wrary'A tiooil Honda Idea,
"Dis good-roads movement," re
marked Weary Haggles, picking n
piece of timothy out of his hair, "dat
(ley hev started agin, is all right. I
t'ink I'll git u job whl de commis
sion." "(lit a job!" exclaimed Tired Tat
ters, sitting up straight in his aston
ishment. "Is you gone daffy?"
"Oh, no," replied Haggles, "I'll jest
continue perambulatin' de roads, and
ev'ry so often I'll send 'em u wire
less about de condition of de mud er
dust. "Dey'll want expert opinions,
I rcckin." Cincinnati Commercial
Tribune.
Give the lambs clear wheat for the
first third of the fattening period, half
wheat and half corn for the second
third, and corn alone for the last
third.
0(1. DAVID KENNEDY'S
Favorite
Remedy
Is the Only Medicine that
will Positively Cure
GRAVEL AND KIDNEY
COMPLAINTS.
Gwirge L. Smith, foreman of tho Hoi
ley Manufacturing Company's Works,
Lockport. N. Y.. says: "I'liave used
Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Kemedy
with good results. I was troubled with
gravel uud kidney complaint tpiitf
severely, which Imthcrcil i:io a grcav.
deal, and have found great relief from
its use, aud can cheerfully rucomiuvud
it."
If yon suffer from kidney, livir oi
bladder troublo in any form, diabetes,
lirignt a ills
ease. rheu
matism, dyg.
IK'psiit, eoze
iniv or any
form of blood
disease, or, if
ft woman,
from the
sicknesses
jicctiliiir ti
your sex, and
aro not al
ready con
Aiiueil that
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Kennmlv'a "P.-ivorifrt l?iftirli 4a 41,., ...... n
cine yon need, you mav havo a trial
uouic, uusoiuiciy iree. wiin a valuable
medical tviinnldnt In- ...mlbur
name, with jxist offiVo nddn s to" the
Dr. David Kennedy Corporation Iiou
dout. N. Y.. mentioning this paper.
ft Dl. Il.'ivill WntlTUwl v'u l.'iivi.i-if.. lfam.
edy is sold ly all druggists at .d.(0a
lome-or o in ittles lor j.OO luss than
uue cent a dose.
Dr. Pirns' krnni'l)'n;iirili n llruptlnstsnt relief.
trurulKia, llhruaiMlim, llrulars, llursa. asc, job
lie liol It,
The man with the cinnamon col
ored beard was observed standing at
the counter and looking at the bot
tles on the shelves iji some pcrplcX'
ity of mind.
"What is it?" said the druggist.
"Isn't there an organisation ol
Methodist young people," a.-ked the
man, "that's named after sonu- plac
where John Wesley used to li?"
"You mean tho Kpworth league?"
"That's il!" exclaimed the custom
er, his brow clearing. "Hive ine five
cents' worth ol l-tpworth salts." -Chicago
Tribune.
The lleil mid Will If.
If over the ifimr nf i Vet'V ll . .li s.
An aiiRi-l placid, siuiu- niwlit,
A slmi tu shuvv vvliu l.vi il w i: hill.
An J nave lei! sluns tu il.n-e vvl.u sin,
And made all others white,
I fancy tluit when we awake and know
That ail the truth was kii.ivvn.
lau h man wnulj n.izr at hi nehbor'i
tVior
And wonder and doubt iw Idle before
He llareil In look ut his nWll.
'hli iikh Ki euiil-Herald.
HUFFD TO 1'HIC.MTIlX m.ll.
"No, Charles, dear, I shall never
marry. 1 shall spend the rest of my
life in a nunnery."
"Well, Amelia, if you do that, 1
Mia 1 1 spend the rest of my miserable
existence iu a in a a monkery."
Ally Sloper.
t nporllral Willie.
Willie tried to tack the rariet,
Willie's thumb recwlvej a slum.
Which niado Willie very angry.
And he softly murmured'
".Mother, mother, bring the Unlnunt."
Columbia Jester.
CauKbt.
Mr. KciUhmi Kck Doing smuo shop
ping for your mother to-day,
weren't you?
Miss (irowjisere (unwarily) No, I
was quite selfish to-day. All I did
was for myself. Why?
Mr. Keuben Kck I saw you going
into the false hair emporium.
Philadelphia News.
I.onK Drawn Out.
Hacon That man we heard last
night has become a polished speaker,
hasn't he?
Kgbcrt Yes; but it looked to m
at one time that he was never going
to be a finished one. Yonkcrs States
man. . .
Anton lahlnK.
"See, here," said the ward worker,
"you ain't doin' what you promised
before you got elected."
"(ireat heavens, haven't you been
in the business long enough not to
be surprised at that?" Chicago Record-Herald.
A Decided Improvement.
"Do you think the world is getting
better?"
"Certainly," answered Senator Sor
ghum. "Why, I'm making thousands
of dollars where I formerly made
only hundreds." Washington Star.
So Incumbrance.
"Do you think thev will live hap
pily?" "I'ndotibtedly! She lias no rela
tives except an aunt who live
abrond, and all of his are dead."
lirooklyu Life. . , .i