The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, March 12, 1903, Image 7
Pi', too.. H. iher. "s-ur j 1 niarrvJ iiuid II I C.I 1 '"arrinj f.V tin . . refuse t(l Hit A' . t.v- into consideration the one F m woman' happineta wom- 'with There ia many a woman 1 nitiire see"19 absolutely unclouded marked by her own condition for "Appointment and distress. Jaherbeslth alerting the i.,t haAltll f Jold i but PalybealtU fy retained or Dr. "e"-T r it Mublishes a, will'-" n, inflamma L .nd ulcera- P.J cures fe- fewtkness. It ck Pk wooien are invited to consult Dr. FJp, letter rr. AH correspondence Lentil Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, taken i bottles of Dr. Pierce's Fsvor- LSSiolii." ritt Mis M pyr- of Orilla. ' . i...in -and Im IhiIm nf th P1 . uln.!-' aa vou adviaed for ronvrktiun ovaries, aim weaken, and cau safely our medicine hsa been the mean! of Lanni mciw B ........ ......... . fur over three year., until taking; your r1" .ii.nt nn tel niv letter aakinij ailvir rfOBlH 7 " ; t.iorite I'rescnption " has the testi- L, of thousand! of women to its com L cure of womanly diseases. Do not Lrf an unknown and unproved substi- I in in place- VX 1 . n1 . TI1 . - 1 Ijjf, Fierce s ncasum x ciieis ticar ine aplexiou and sweeten the breath. . llfiNSi LVANIA KAILR0A9. Lewistown Division. In effect May 25, 1902. UrD, KTATIONH. BAHTWARU' AM P M ) 4U 09, 4 40 9(I4 4 IM 4 27 li 49 4 3 8 47 4 20 9 4U 4 13 84 4 l7 8 8 7 8 8, SID 8 4 8H7 8 3s 7 57 8 2g 7 54 3 2 7 48 3 2 7 43 8 I3 7 8J 8 7 33 8i T iO 8 00 1IMW 10 ll mis 10 Ti ww 10 i 104.' 1051 lute 11 M 1109 1117 1121 Siinbury Mhi'Krove Junction flinKrove Pawling Kreaniur Meiarr MiilillrbllrK He nfer lleaverlown Iteuver f piiiiK" linulu Mills Mcl'liire WaKrsr Miindle rsinfa-rville Maitland Tjtwlitnwn 11 M nn 1140 1142 1141 Lrwlatown (Main Street. Lewistown junction. :rio leaves Sunbury 5 30 p m, ar rives at sennsgrove owpm jeavesSBlinsKrovefiiOOp. m., arrives at Sunbury 6:i5 p. m. T'tiue leave Lewistown Junction : Si m W 14 1. n. 1 10 p m.lSiip m 4 37i m, 7 07p I, I ii p m. li : 8 m for Alloona, fltuburx sud 4for'HaVti!iinri' :mc WanhlriKton 80Ssm 9 30, ma 4t" 11 pm For Philadelphia and New 7rt65S,f .' Ma m, 1011 114 1 and 1118 P rot rurruworx m u v , . Pniladelphiu U Erie R R Division. " RORTHKRn' J'g.p KAl. HlrfgWA? W IBfWAKU. mm imvM HPtihirroTe Junction d&Hr for Siubiiij ina West, I Sim, U 53 p m, 4 83 p m. sunasy iiib, 141 p. TnlDS leave Sunhu ry dally except sanaay: U 5 1 m lor Buff ilo.l Mam wr Kris and Can- HO in for Rellefonte Erie and CanandatKua titam lor Look Haven, Tyrone anil the West. Utfomlor Buffalo. 1 13 p ra for Hclletonta (toe Tyrone and CanandalKua llipmior aeoovu anu E.iuiiii 4iiiLlorWllllamsport IjandajiaJT m tor Iiuffalo vl En.porlum, IlHAliilUr CMC, il IV lu ivi uiis a.,.,,. S 14 D in lor W I Mi am for Lock Haven and Itltmiporl 145 am, 9 K a m 2 00 and 55 pin lor Wllkea tarm anil Haxltnn 1 1 10 a m. lo 10 am, 'ins p m, 5 85 p m tor Khamo- imanil nuuni i;nrinei Sunday 9 M a m lor wiikenriarre KA9TWAKD. rralns iHHve Sellnagrove Junction lom a m. il it 1 1 v arrlvlnv at fhiludelnhla llllpm Naw "li 5 S3 p m Baltlmure 8 U p m Wublnirton 4 lu it in 5Ju n in ilailv Hr-lvina at Philadelphia I02U p m New Yur.i 3 6:) a m, Ualtluiore 9 48 p m !11DKU 10 90 p in. ItiD m. uallv arri vina: at Philadelphia 4ain, New York 718 a in, Baltimore 2 3U am KuMnitlon 4 05 it Trains alo leave Sunbury : i M a m dally arrtvlnic at Philadelilhla 6 82 a to HaJtlni'ire 7 M a m Washington 830 am New York 33 a m Weekday. 10 a m sundHyn, 144 m dally arriving at Philadelphia 7 am. Now York 9 38 a m. 10 88 sundiiys Baltl- mcia 1 -id a in, Washington 8.10 a in. Baltimore U'.opu. Waililiifton 1 1 p m. T58 a m week davs arriving at Philadelphia 11 4 a m, New York 9 13 p m, Baltimore 18 10 p m, Washliinion 1 15 p ra 159 pa. week dayi arrlvlnir at Philadelphia Ciim.f. w York v 80 p in, Haiti mora ( oo p m Wuhlnxtoi 7 15 p ra I44pmil iilv,arrlvinif at Philadelphia 7 82 pm New York io 'U p m, Baltlmors7 3 p m, Wash- uiyUDB p 1U Tralnt alto leave Sunbury at 9 80 a m and 20 iM 1 31 p tu, lor Harriaburg, rhiladelpblu and Haltimiire i . K. WOOD, Uen'l PaM Agent V. 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AddrsM toval MeiHcise Ca.'itriS For s'lle in Middleburqh, Pa.f by UIDDDLEURGH DBLO CO. I J A Bs Cough Syrup Tasws Oood. Cse iff ta d In tlma Sold by druggists. r Daaseatla Kteklas Car. "Look here," said the reforming hus band, "we must have things arranged In this house so that we shall know just where everything is kept." "With all my heart," sweetly an. J we red hi wife, "and let us begin with your late hours, my love. I should dearly like to know where they are kept." He let things run on ss usual. Tit-Bits. Food for Goeualp. "Mr. Goodman is quite a good writer, isn't he?" said (iaussip. "Good?" replied Kditor Jocum. "Well the last bit of writing of his that I saw was very sensitive." "You don't say? And he's a pillar of the church. What was it?" "A letter he sent me suggesting that I semi him a check for his last contri bution." Philadelphia Press. How It Mar lie- Done. She was inclined to be sentimental. He was nothing if not practical. "Would that you could tell me how to mend a broken heart," she said. "I have known of cases where it has been dune by splicing," he re plied. That was the remedy tried in thist ca.se. X. Y. Times. Ilardrsrt Part of l'rae4lee. "And what," they asked of the surgeon who saved Mr. TightfUt from an untimely end, "what did you consider the most difficult stage of the operation?" "Collecting the money," he an swered, with a smile of conscious skill.-What to Kat. How lit Wrn. Newlvweil- Von bachelors are fool ish. Now, whi n a married man gets a few dollars ahem he doesn't go and P nd it on some woman he's stuck on. Itachclor Ho doesn't ? Ncwlywed -No; he buys something for his wife. Judge. Merely a Precaution. "How's her health 7" "Kxcellenl. Why do you ask?" "Oh, 1 just wanted to know if it would be safe to ask her about it. I don't want to give her an opening for i lung winded description of her ills." Chicago Post. Value of AdverllaliiK. "To what 1 you attribute the cura tive properties of your springs', '"asked a visitor at a health resort. "Well," answered the proprietor, t hong hi f ul ly, "I guess the advetl Ning I've done has had some thing to do wit !i it." Tit-lliU. Hard In Tell. "Is he a young man of brains?" in quired an old gentleman respecting a swell youth. "Well, really," replied his daughter, "I have had no opportunity of judg ing. I never met him anywhere excrp. in society." Tit-Bits. Dlaappolnted. "So you were held up by bandits?" "Yea, and that isn't the worst of it. r-4JrhfjrjdjQplvtopY my money without detaining me long enough to give me 1 a start as a magazine writer or a lee tnrer." Washington Star. Raanlntf Down the Scale. He used to buy ht coal In "lump," "Kgg" followed In its trnck; "Nut" was- the next he purehusid. Now lie's glad to got plain slack. Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. THE IM.I CKY M MIIKll. Jack Congratulate me! Mabel has accepted me. Kdith lleally? I hope you're not superstitious. Jack Xo. Why? Edith Because you're the thir teenth she has accepted this season, 1 believe. Detroit Free Press. Mixed to Him. "Your speech is very strange," said the foreigner. "I went to the ball game and sat in the grand stand, and others had a grand time stand ing up "Detroit Free Press. Aa Off-Hand Answer. "Who can tell me the meaning of leisure?" asked the teacher. "It's a place where married people rcptnt," replied the boy at the foot of the class. Philadelphia Itecord. Ills Opportunity. Irs Tlcnpcck T -morrow will be the liftcinih anniversary of oni marriage. llenpeck You needn't taunt me with it. Detroit Free Press. Plaaatnaj Ahead. Edith Mertie says she intends to learn to skate this winter. Marie But she learned last winter. Edith Yes; but she broke her en gagement to that fellow. Judge. A Relief. Mrs. llatterson I gave my husbatid an awful lecture yesterday. Mrs. Catteraon Did he need it? No. But I did." life. lj TH2 UTTLLLIGZITT FARXZ2. B GeU the Beat There Ia Oat at the Farae Bteaiat Ha Pata Hla Owa Beat lata H. E. L. Vincent saya in Farm and Fireskle: "Few of us get the best there is in our farms. That is be cause we do not put the best there la iu ua into lliein. There isn't much use iu expecting great things on the farm unless we ure willing to plap. work and study how to get those great things. How shall we go at it to do that? In the first place, the soil must bo in a good state of fer tility. This means that we have carefully saved up every particle of barnyard munure we have, and have seconded this elTort by u judicious use of commercial fertilizer. It means, too, that we have not pre viously cropped the land to death. Then we will plow thoroughly. Not one man out of ten in this couutry knotvs how to plow; or, if he does, he has not the grit and the gump tion to do it. Once in awhile we meet a farmer who insists that this part of the farm work shall be done thoroughly. He is on t!:e way to success. It was an old Scotchman who said: 'Ye dinna ken how to plow in this country; ye on'y scraitch the groon.' And that i about what most of us farmers do we scratch the ground. And again, to get the best there is in our farms we must use the harrow more faith fully. The farmer has no better tool than a good hnrraw. 1 say a 'good' barrow, because hosts of farmers have not such it thing as a first-elas harrow on the place. They are work ing away with the same old V shaped 'drag' their fathers used, or else h.1ve lucked up at some sale u worn-out thing not worth bringing home. No good work can he. ilmic with such u tool. Harrows of an up-to-date pattern are reasonable in price nowadays, mid every farmer ought to have -ne or more, (ioiiil, clean seed is a requisite, too. No use to sow seed that will not grow, or that is full of weed seed. This may mean the purchase of a fan ning mill, to be used in recleuuing seed. We may better do this thau to seed our farms down with foul weeds. Hut, finally, we will fail aft er all if we do not keep the weeds down in every crop that can be cul tivated. This means steady work for a few weeks in the spring of the year, until the pi it a toes have been hilled up and the corn is too large In admit of workflig a horse through it. Hut the end tclU the story. Oilier things being eipial, the man who puts himself into his work us I have here described may rest as sured of ii good crop the best the soil will produce. And that ought to make him happy." IMPROVED PLANK DRAG. An Implement Which la Needed on Every Farm and Can He Made at Small Expense. We get from tho. Jraotii Farmer the illustration of an improved plank drag. The rear plank, A, ia set nut instead of sloping uud had EXCELLENT 1'I.ANK DKAG. two rows of straight, narrow teeth set in it. The teeth project three inches. A block of wood, 11, is used at each end of plank as shown in cut and this may be taken out to vary the depth of the teeth. The rear of each plunk also is shod with iron strips two inches wide and one eighth inch thick. This adds to the life and efficiency of the drag. Maita re Ulrda for laayrra. Maturity is an important thing, says a writer in Farmer's Advocate. The bird that is to be pushed for eggs must be thoroughly mature or she cannot stand the pace. When I began to keep hens I was pleased down to the ground whenever a little misguided pullet be gan to lay at the age of four or five months, uud I would send an ittrfn about it to the local paper. Hut 1 have learned better now. A precocious pullet never makes' a phenomenal lay er. She lays one litter of eggs in Sep tember or October and then shuts up shop until February or March. Iwant a bird that has got her grow th, a bird that is thoroughly mature; and I will keep her busy from the time she lays her tirst egg, about Thanksgiving, until she goes into moult the following fall. Hero of CabuaKe- Field. An old English soldier tells how he missed the Victoria cross: "I was once sent out to India with a regiment 1 o be pushed forward to the front, as a fierce war w: going on. Hut ole night we were suddenly attacked and 1 got sep arated from my comrades and wan dered nbout inthe thick scrub fornear ly three hours, until 1 suddenly came into the open. I then laid myself flat on tho ground to listen, as it was very dark. Hut I suddenly fancied I could see the enemy in front of me kneeling. I sprang to my feet, determined to cut some of them down before I waa overpowered and shot, and, dashing forward, I slashed right and left until daylight broke over me, when I found that 1 had beheaded 550 red cabbugesl" Pearson's Weekly. Roup is unusually prevalent this year. Keep the chickens in a dry house free from draughts, and look out for cold, which ma develop into roup. Commercial Poultry. I "S1"" il FEhiER'S KIDNEY and Backache All diseases of Kidneys, CURE oiauaer. urinary urgaus. Aid.. ak.nm.l.M -W ache, HeartDlt, ease Gravel. Dropsy, Female Troubles. Don't become discouraged. Thar It a tux for you. If nrcesHury writs lir. Kenner Ho haa spent a lifo time cur inn Just such vises as yuurs. All consultations frse. Dr. Fenner's Kidney and Backache Cure IstliecauKocf my lieln alive to-day. 1 had filtered greatly ofkiuiieydlsca.se for yearn nut reduced In weight to IM pounds. 1 now acigu KS pound. W. l. McUCGIN. Olive Furnace, O." Prugclsta. 5lr.. ft. Ask fiirt'ook Biwik-Frea. CT VITIIC'n VllPC ''ure t'ure. t'lreular. Ir dlalllUO UAllllLFeuncr, Fredunla.N.Y Had Ilia Frara. "You have not taken the medicine I left?" asks the pbysiciun, with some anger. "1 declare, such actions as that simply make me lose my pa tie nee!" "Well, doctor," meekly smiled the suffering one, "1 was afraid if 1 con tinued to take your medicine you would lose another of your patients." Kcaliing that the case was hope less, the physician left the house saying that even an operation would be of no avail. Haltiinore American. An Impnaaltilllty. Augustus (who has been looking at a comic paper) I should hate to be a public character, doiieherkuow. Miss Flash, and have all the .funny papers printing things about me that would lower me iu the est inuit b n of my nc (jiiainta nccs. Miss Flash Ueally. AugnMus. I t'.i n't think the funny papers ciiild possibly print anything that would make any one w ho Know s ou think less i f J ou. Tit-Hits. Curiosity Apirnetl. The angular passenger stuck hci head out through the car window. "Why," she nsUcil the man on the station platform, "did you speak just now of that singular looking inachiiio as 'she?'" "Hccnuse, ma'am," replied the mar on the plat form, "it's a mail Miateher." And she took her head in ag'iin. Chicago Tribune. l.eunlly Safe. "Kphcm. s'po-e dc good l.nrd should come doiin an' look inter ycr eye an' say. 'K'ieiii, what hub you done whl all dose chickens dal ycr hab stole?" What would ycr say?" "Parson, I moiight say dat my old 'ooman cooked 'cm, but you knows dat ' u man ain't hound to testify agin his wife." N. Y. Times. John Was llumlile. He was a noble lord, and he was in an awful rage with one of his footmen.. "It is intolerable!" lie exclaimed. "Are you a fool or am I?" "Oh! my lord,' replied James, with t""vilitv. anxious to allocate the greut man, "I am sure you wouUIn t keep a servant who was a fool." Tit-Hits. Mr olal Attltation. "What do you think of our new cook?" "I do hope she'll consent to remain," answered young Mrs. Torkins, "I've been so busy worrying about what she might think of us that I nc cr stopped lo think nbout what we thought of her." Washington Star. Hlah4 to Ihe l'nlnt. TimkiiiH Miss l'.iflkins is certainly a nuittcr-of-fact young lady. Kimkins She certainly is. When she refused me she said she did it be cause her income wasn't jsntlicicnt to support us both. Philadelphia In quirer. A Sensationalist. "You say your pastor is introduc ing novelties into the pulpit?" "Alas, yes! lie has left the well beaten paths of politics, society, finance uud vice, and is introducing discourses on the Hible and the New Testament." Puck. glslna lp the .Mluntlnn. New Servant (after lady has shown here the work to be done) 1 see you want a sort of a general girl. Lady Why so? Servant Well, anyway, one that ain't too particular. Hrooklyn Life. Fatal Kiss. She sat cloe In his automobile. And he nave her a kiss At that very moment a rock struck the wheel, am' p.i!tno Xsm puy I'hdladi ;i Ida Press. Wll IT SIIK WAS III Tlt;. "Someone," said the first huntress "told me that the government is go ing to stock this reservation wi'.b game." "I'll bet," gayly asserted the sec ond huntress, "that if I were in con gress I'd have a bill passed to stock it with men." Louisville Courier Journal. HANDY TIIINC- TO HAVE. Itonr Any Ylde4.wnke Furmrr Can Construct m tiood Hunt for Sledding 1-uki. I end epitome of a handy farm gate, made like the illustration, w-Vich is a gate that can be used to separate stock. It is made so it can be raised at one end to let hogs and sheep under, while cattle and horses cannot get through. In snowy weather it can be raised and oiiened easily. (let any num ber of slats you want to make the gate; then take for the four end r.. l ro.2. e : ef rio.?. BKU'l'Ki: KOll Sl.Kl'HINii MM1S. pieces one by three slulT. Holt them to the slats with one bolt in each cud of slats, so the gate can be worked up and down. Now take for the brace two pieces one by three, bolt them at tlu- top on the oiitsMe of the I wo cud pieces. Holt long enough to go through the slats. Now nn the oilier end. take a oiie-ipiarter inch rod and bend il like a loop, ten inches long. I'mrc a hole iu each of the two end braces, and tlrie this into them, and on the bottom slot close up to upright piece; cut Ihe ol six notches for this rod to catch in when you raisv the gale, as shown in the illustration. Mctiiic S. Atkins, in Kpitomist. "LUG AND LET-UP." l'lir A crime Hiiiiihii Life In ery Mueli l.lUr I lie lirrnur A ri- eau Country Itoml. Two country teamsters were dis cussing a piece of road oer which their Iiiii'm's had In-cn toiling. "It's a bad bit," said one of them, "and a disgrace to the town." "Yes," replied the other, "but not so bad as it might be. There's lug, ami then there's li t -up. I've seen worse roads than that." The average life is a good deal like that bit of country mad. It is not all easy traveling, by any means, but it is certainly not all ban I going, either. There's lug and (here's let up. There are smooth, level, or down-grade stretches, us well as sandy upgrades; and, if one is phil- oHonhica1, he will look the journey in the same spir tt3 mat o v .1 cheerful teamster. o the whole, the average life is not too hard a road for a sturdy spirit to travel with satisfaction ami profit. The let-ups fully compensate for the lugs, and the hard places nre no harder than are needful to test human courage and endurance. Some one has said that anybody can be happy who can be contented. How true this is, and what an i xeel lent wvirking Iheory for one who is disposed to gel the highest and full est satisfaction out of life! Hap piness is really a relative matter, dependent upon one's harmony with environment and circumstances. If each one were determined to make the best of his lot, whatever it is, there would be very few really un happy people in the world. Well spring. I'lnnt a Farm W ood l.o4. The farm should have a vvonil-lot, even if only a small one, and that of the farmer's own planting. The fanner, hereafter, will appreciate the wood-lot as never before; and who ever has one at the present time, should take good care of it and make the most of it. The wood lot adds a great deal to the attractiveness of the farm, and its utility can hard ly be overestimated, as an adjunct to the farm. The farmer wdio is able to get his fuel from bis own wood-lot, while coal is so high, has reason to 1 lunik his lucky stars. It will be a long time before coal gets down to the low figure where it was before the strike, if it ever loe; anil every bit of wood should here after be carefully saved for fuel; and the rough, waste places on the farm ought to lie planted to rapid growing varieties of trees. Hint, the farmers may not be obliged to de pend wholly on Ihe coal companies for fuel. Farmers' Voice. Wrary'A tiooil Honda Idea, "Dis good-roads movement," re marked Weary Haggles, picking n piece of timothy out of his hair, "dat (ley hev started agin, is all right. I t'ink I'll git u job whl de commis sion." "(lit a job!" exclaimed Tired Tat ters, sitting up straight in his aston ishment. "Is you gone daffy?" "Oh, no," replied Haggles, "I'll jest continue perambulatin' de roads, and ev'ry so often I'll send 'em u wire less about de condition of de mud er dust. "Dey'll want expert opinions, I rcckin." Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. Give the lambs clear wheat for the first third of the fattening period, half wheat and half corn for the second third, and corn alone for the last third. 0(1. DAVID KENNEDY'S Favorite Remedy Is the Only Medicine that will Positively Cure GRAVEL AND KIDNEY COMPLAINTS. Gwirge L. Smith, foreman of tho Hoi ley Manufacturing Company's Works, Lockport. N. Y.. says: "I'liave used Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Kemedy with good results. I was troubled with gravel uud kidney complaint tpiitf severely, which Imthcrcil i:io a grcav. deal, and have found great relief from its use, aud can cheerfully rucomiuvud it." If yon suffer from kidney, livir oi bladder troublo in any form, diabetes, lirignt a ills ease. rheu matism, dyg. IK'psiit, eoze iniv or any form of blood disease, or, if ft woman, from the sicknesses jicctiliiir ti your sex, and aro not al ready con Aiiueil that i it. il. ..i i Kennmlv'a "P.-ivorifrt l?iftirli 4a 41,., ...... n cine yon need, you mav havo a trial uouic, uusoiuiciy iree. wiin a valuable medical tviinnldnt In- ...mlbur name, with jxist offiVo nddn s to" the Dr. David Kennedy Corporation Iiou dout. N. Y.. mentioning this paper. ft Dl. Il.'ivill WntlTUwl v'u l.'iivi.i-if.. lfam. edy is sold ly all druggists at .d.(0a lome-or o in ittles lor j.OO luss than uue cent a dose. Dr. Pirns' krnni'l)'n;iirili n llruptlnstsnt relief. trurulKia, llhruaiMlim, llrulars, llursa. asc, job lie liol It, The man with the cinnamon col ored beard was observed standing at the counter and looking at the bot tles on the shelves iji some pcrplcX' ity of mind. "What is it?" said the druggist. "Isn't there an organisation ol Methodist young people," a.-ked the man, "that's named after sonu- plac where John Wesley used to li?" "You mean tho Kpworth league?" "That's il!" exclaimed the custom er, his brow clearing. "Hive ine five cents' worth ol l-tpworth salts." -Chicago Tribune. The lleil mid Will If. If over the ifimr nf i Vet'V ll . .li s. An aiiRi-l placid, siuiu- niwlit, A slmi tu shuvv vvliu l.vi il w i: hill. An J nave lei! sluns tu il.n-e vvl.u sin, And made all others white, I fancy tluit when we awake and know That ail the truth was kii.ivvn. lau h man wnulj n.izr at hi nehbor'i tVior And wonder and doubt iw Idle before He llareil In look ut his nWll. 'hli iikh Ki euiil-Herald. HUFFD TO 1'HIC.MTIlX m.ll. "No, Charles, dear, I shall never marry. 1 shall spend the rest of my life in a nunnery." "Well, Amelia, if you do that, 1 Mia 1 1 spend the rest of my miserable existence iu a in a a monkery." Ally Sloper. t nporllral Willie. Willie tried to tack the rariet, Willie's thumb recwlvej a slum. Which niado Willie very angry. And he softly murmured' ".Mother, mother, bring the Unlnunt." Columbia Jester. CauKbt. Mr. KciUhmi Kck Doing smuo shop ping for your mother to-day, weren't you? Miss (irowjisere (unwarily) No, I was quite selfish to-day. All I did was for myself. Why? Mr. Keuben Kck I saw you going into the false hair emporium. Philadelphia News. I.onK Drawn Out. Hacon That man we heard last night has become a polished speaker, hasn't he? Kgbcrt Yes; but it looked to m at one time that he was never going to be a finished one. Yonkcrs States man. . . Anton lahlnK. "See, here," said the ward worker, "you ain't doin' what you promised before you got elected." "(ireat heavens, haven't you been in the business long enough not to be surprised at that?" Chicago Record-Herald. A Decided Improvement. "Do you think the world is getting better?" "Certainly," answered Senator Sor ghum. "Why, I'm making thousands of dollars where I formerly made only hundreds." Washington Star. So Incumbrance. "Do you think thev will live hap pily?" "I'ndotibtedly! She lias no rela tives except an aunt who live abrond, and all of his are dead." lirooklyu Life. . , .i