MIDDLEBURG POST.
uld You Think It?
.1. think it possible that rou
!tMisaPPOnte,, in the fmceof a worn.
Perst womanly perfection and
W, - hn the face turned to vou
ihrnii Hicficritr-
ing blotches and
blemishes. In
general the
cause of these
eruptions is im
pure blood.
Dr. Picrce'i
Golden Medical
Discovery puri
fies the blood,
and remove
the corrupt ac
cumulationt which cause
disease. When
is cleansed, pimples, tetter,
kuoi. boils, sores, and other result
're blood, are perfectly and per-
3tir cured.
Riti I Buffered with tht dreaded
iSrma," write Mra. J. Korpp. of Her.
.won ' wat ,ol1 10 l,r- nerce s
1 Mfdirtl DiKOvery. which I did, and af
Uukrn fourteen bottlea I waa prrnia--i
ii hu been rear wncc I Mouiied
Lwor inediciiie and it haa never appeared
r?Vhink your medicine a wonderful cure
Li h nufferinit aa I did, will take it
L of the most remarkable cures
K by "Golden Medical Discovery,"
,yrn oi stiuiuiuuo
! 1 fetever thank you for adviaing me to
"L-.-. i-.nl.lrn Medical I)incovr
Murnhv. of Fonda. Pocahontaa
f it has cured rae of chronic arrolula
Lrt teara' atanding. I had doctored for
Cblf uotil I was completely diacouraged.
, , diarrhea for twelve veara. I
JL) health now better than I ever wa
4m owiuK to Dr. Pierce'a Golden Medical
trr. i u' - " -
xsrc I oppu.-
Lw no substitute for "Golden Med
klfoverv." There is nothing "just
Ll" for diseases of the stomach,
tree's rieasant Pellets cure dix-
Lindsick headache.
EflNSVLVAMtft HAILROAD.
Lewistown Division.
Iu effect May 25, 1902.
STATIONS.
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8 4
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M-liiimrrove
1'nwliiiK
Krcainer
Meiacr
Alicl.llrhurK
Hen fur
llcavertown
Heaver Sp'itura
ltmiha Milla
lcl lure
WaKi:r
Slntidle
Painterville
Maitland
Iwlatown
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8 471
8 40;
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8 -a
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784
7 4
7
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733
7 10
8 44
8 3
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8 24
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80o
:Uwl'"wn(Mlii Street.
UK Uwlstown junction.
nleavesSauburyfiaO p ni, r-
m at solinsgrove supm
msSelin8Krove:00p. ni., arrives
itSiiobury 6:15 p. m.
ui leave Lew into wd Juuctiou :
n,10 14 m, 1 10 p ra,130p m 4 37p m, 7 OTP
f m, 12 36 a ul lor aiujoua, ruwuwiR
ailtmr am' Wuhinfrtoa 80S am 9 80,
( 10 i in rorrniiaaeipnw mnn rw
kilelpliia & Erie ft R Division.
I AN II
lORTHEKN PKNTKAI. RAILWAY
a nni S'lliitgrovu Junction (telly for
ir;n(l W'.-sl.
jB,1858pra,4 52 p m. SiinUsy 48 a m,
a.
leave Sunbury dally except Sunday:
mtorBiiu'ilo,! U a tn tor Krle and Can-
;
DtorBellelonte Krle ana t;ananaaiKua
m lor Look Haven, Tyrone and the VVeM,.
b m lor B'i!T.ilo, 1 13 p in for Hellelonto
ryrone and t'anandaiaua
n lot keD'ivo and Klmira
igrWillliimMpol't
ky i jt a m for BulTiilo via En porlum.
Ui wr IC, 3 IV a IU lur m iv "'
864 P m lor Vll
n for Lwk Haven and
tort
X Vi a in 2 00 an4 525pm lor Wllkea
ind Hazelton
i lo 10 a iu, 2 08 u m, 5 85 p m lor Shamo-
11 Mount Cnruiel
Uijissim Inr Wllkenbarre
fTAlnf liive Sellntirove Junction
i m. d .i 1 1 v HtTtvtnir at fliiladelphla
a Nw v "k S 63 P m Baltimore 3 11 p in
IufiD 4 lv i tn
fin .tally arriving at Philadelphia
uNewYmk 3 63 am, Baltimore S48pm
ninou io 5t p in.
d. uallv arrlvlim at Hhlladelphta
k Ne Yurk 713 a m, Haiti mora 2 31) a m
r.jlon 4 05 a re
:r'us alio leave siinbary :
in clilly urrlvlnu at Fhiladefdhla 6 62 a m
t rtTdOa m Waahlir-ton 830 am New
Em Weekday!. 10 a m Sundays,
mda'ly arnvlni? at Plilladelphla 7 22
Ionian.) a m, iu an punim.va uuiii
iia. Washington 830 a m. Baltimore
I WaslilnKton 1 1 P m.
eck dins nrrivlriK at Philadelphia
tn.S'w York 2 13 p m, Uulllmore 12 10 p
f iilLKion i is p m
pi ween aay arrlvinif at i-nimneipnia
. N w York v 30 D in. Bait' mora 6 0U p m
'ipi J is p m
aidoiv, arrlvtnir at PlillarHnrila 7 82 p m
Vorlt io ii p m, Baltimore 7 30 p m, Wash
es n m
nilw le.ive Sunbury at SO a m and 20
" l m. lur HarriaburK, Philadelphia and
I U Orilflll I Um.mm A nnl
ilTl'IIIXSON (4an'l Mamurar.
, RESTORES VITALITY
Made a
fV&aV
PWOB T ail Mil MM a-a
r?u above reeTiltstn' SO day. It acta
P aid quickly, cures when all othara fall
1ST ilii!""1 thelr lot : manhood, tad old
weoter their youthful vigor by ualaf
l)ulc1y and surely reatores Marvoaa
2. 'lUllty, 1m potency. Nightly Kmlaslooa,
"Jailing Memoir, Waatlna Dtaeaaea.aad
l. abuao or ezcacsand lndlacraUoo,
ir"l'iratady.builrjeaaormaiTlaga. II
l?r sUrtlng at the seat of diaeaae, bat
T JMrve toale and blood ballder, bring.
P'nli Kinw to pale ctaoaksandte
L are of yo.ith. ft wards off fnaaolti
TMloo. Inilnt on barins REFITO.M
iZ.?? !" rrls,l in Mat pocket. By mall,
.X?. eia tot tJOO, with pool
IT"" irnanu-Kx to eaura or mJm
I , '; wremarlrea. AodraM
Dearberatt,
kf aiA
!e in ittddleburqh, Pa., tby
mLEUROH DRIG CO.
aoia by Innuu. - - -
abydranrUta.
mm
w -UaJ
3afe?
HEW PAVING MATERIAL.
AatkarMlea af a Kew York Tawa
I tills Bltamlaoaai Maeaiam
with tiratKylna; 8aeeea.
One of the problems confronting
municipal authorities is the question
that occupies a considerable part of
the public mind. In New York as
phalt has had the preference of late
years, but it has so many disadvan
tages in wet weather and in winter
that the advent of another and better
pavement is joyfully hailed. In the
lower part of Yonkers, at Park Hill
itation, there has just been laid the
first sample of bituminous macadam
pavement around Jew York.
A representative of the Kew York
: Tribune paid a visit to Park Hill the
other day, and this is what he saw:
For about two city blocks the bi
tuminous pavement has been laid.
The grade of the streets ranges from
six to 12 per cent., none of it level.
Of course, there has been no chance
to tell what the result will be. In
ther cities and towns throughout
ilie country, however, it has stood
the severe tests of heavy traffic and
extreme temperature changes.
The foundation for this roadway
was constructed on the same princi
ple as that of a macadam road; thai
is, broken stone of assorted sizes,
spread over a carefully prepared and
rolled subgraile, and rolled with a
heavy road roller. After this broken
stone had been thoroughly com
pressed and kneaded together iu this
manner, it was covered with a thin
bit minimus compound, which is sufli
ciently liquid to adhere to the stone
and prepare it for the reception of
n thicker bituminous cement, which
was then placed upon it in n sulli
eiently thick coat to cover the entire
surface.
On the foundation thus prepared
was placed the wearing surface, com
posed of all sizes of selected stones,
varying from 1' inches in its largest
ilimi'iiMon to an impalpable powder,
m regulated as to till every void or in
terstice. This graded stone is me
chanically mixed with a sufficient
quantity of bitiim inoti.s cement tn
thoroughly eont every particle of it. I
so that no unit of the mineral in-j
gredient remains without it suitable
coat of bituminous paint or cement I
This was then spread nnd raked hot '
on the street, about 2'2 inches thick,'
the hent of this mixture being snfli-i
ciently great to melt the bittimimim
cement on the foundation and thor
oughly unite the whole pavement in
to a homogeneous mass. This w:i.
then rolled and compressed until
thorouehlv solid. Dnrinn-
the upper surface vas thoroughly .
covered with a thin coating of very!
adhesive, quick-drying bituminous ce-1
ment, which filled any irregularity or '
crevice in the surface of the road-
way.
(mmWim J L,tnn. r . . . . ,.' "7,1
to one-ouarter , . "r.:; 4K
oughly rolled until it is united with
the mass. This gives an absolutely
M
'tT! 8UrfUCe, P?8?"'"1 '
,n? v, i """" P u a
well-fin.shed macadam road, but hav-
me the inherent advantage over a
macadam roadway of being absolute -
y united from top to bottom,
leather and traffic conditions are
" ' or ureas up inc
mi nice inus united witn tliu bitumin
ous cement.
Owing to the gritty nature of the
surface, slipping of horses or the
wheels of rapidly driven automobiles
is rendered impossible. Because of
the fact that the bituminous cement
ueu in me composition or this mix-
ture is absolutely indestructible in
water, there can be no entry of this!
element, which is so destructive to 1
the life of otf,er pavements. There'
is, then, a union of all the good
qualities of a monolithic pavement
without the disadvantages and bad
features a smooth surface, unaf
fected by water and absolutely non
slippery. STRONG LIFTING FRAME.
Handy LlttleContrlvanee Whleh Will
lie Found Kapeelally laeful
on llateherlnar Day.
From the nccompnnying cut you
will lie able to get an idea of a handy
arrangement for lifting, especially
., i...4..i i , '
""'7"'K
pieces of the frame are made of SiOx
HANDY DEVICE FOR LIFTING.
14; the legs are 2x4x12, nnd the roll
(A) is a round block of wood 13
inches long with two two-inch holes
to insert the lever (B). C Is a stick
between the lever and frame when
th load is drawn up; D is a three
quarter-inch rope and E la a single
block. The legs should be attached
by a bolt running through, the frame,
and the holes In the legs be made ob
long; in ahape so they will it over a
wagon. The bolt must be a lewt
four inches longer than the
wide. B. E. Clark, la Epitomiat,
. i t it. ... .... ..... '
THE SUNDAY SCHOOL.
Laaaoa la tha laleraaloaal tcrlea
far March 8, lBIKt Paal a
F.pkratM.
THE LESSON TEXT.
(Acta 19:13-.)
15. Then certain of the vaaabond Jew.
eiorclstf. took upon them to rail ovet
them which hud evil s-plrlts the name of
the Lord Jeaup. saying. We adjure you
by Jesus whom Paul prcacheth.
14. And tlnre were seven sens of i.n
Boeva. a Jew. and chief ot the pi iests. which
!d o.
15. And the evil spirit answered and said1
Jesua I know, and Paul 1 know; but whe
are ye?
16. And the man In whem the evil spirit
was leaped on them, ami owrcnmp them,
and prevailed against them, so that they
fled out of that house naktii umS wounded.
17. And this wa known to ail the Jewi
and Greeks also dwelling; at Ephesus; und
fear fell on thm all, nnd the name of tin
Lord Jesua wu mngliltied.
18. And many that believed came, and
confessed, and shewed their deed's.
18. Many of them also which used curious
arts brought their books together, and
burned them before all men; nn5 they
counted the price of them, and. found 11
So.OW pieces of silver.
. 8o mightily grew the word of Uod ut: J
prevailed.
GOLDE TEXT. T ho namr of h
Lord Jraoa waa uiaun.ttrl. Acii
IOiIT.
OUTLINE OF SCnilTl liE SUfTION.
Preaching-In the name of Jesui". Acts 1:S-12.
Adjuring In the name ot Jesus. Acls 19:13-lfi.
Magnifying the name cf Jesus. Acts l!i:17-:o.
TIME. A. ll. 67.
PLACE.-Ephesi.
NOTES AND COMMENTS.
As usual, Puul began his work in
Kphesus wilh the Jews and prose
lytes in the synagogue, lieint tnln r
that it was here thai the Jews hail
asked him to stay longer when he
stopped on his way to Jerusalem after
the second journey. He evidently
impressed them favorably, and that
may in part account for the fact that
he was able to work with I hem longer
than usual before the rupture oc
curred. He preached in the synagogue
three months. In Kpht stis, ns on oth
er mission fields, Paul supported him
self by working at his trade. When
Paul finally left the synagogue he
took u number who had become Chris,
tians with him. Kphesus, like Athens,
had its scholars and philosophers
who taught sometimes in a public hall
devoted to that use, ami sometimes
in their own private lecture rooms. It
is not easy to decide which was the
case here, for some of the ancient
manuscripts read, the school of Ty
ranntis, as in the revised ven.ion, fa
voring the view that the building was
a public one, and called the 'School
of Tyrannus," while others read with
the common Torsion, the school of one
iyrannus, meaning of a certain man
u..med Tyruniiiis. One of the manu
scripts says that Paul used the build
ing from 11 o'clock till four, that is,
lliler 1,le r,,r,r"1r lecturer was through
for thei,ny- The touching day at lliat
,,hUe bep"n Very early nml l'll,s,tl ""
!'our Mwe ,loon- liumsay mil her
the secoml vicw. 08 probnbly
representing what Luke actually
,or two yfa". "d Influenced the
Whole Provlnce " A.I.. ior Ephesus
was a great commercial center, and
no better place could be found from
ll'htf,!, 4s, cl,ru,l f'.......l 1. 1.. ,
"itiii, luoiiiinu inr iiunm'i. jiis inure
than like.y that the seven "Churches
of Asia." addressed in Kevelation, wer-i
a n.snIt o( tllU io(, of
The work olltMv of th(, ,.t ,,,,,.
aWv puishwI ,)V ,,is IMi!i!ii;, I1!irv ',.,.
punious and bv many native hefpers.
..trollig Jews, exorcists:' The
practice of "magic," soeall
practice ot "magic, meaiied, was
very common among the Jews in spite
of the prohibitions in the Old Testa
ment. These exorcists went about
from place to place, claiming the
power to work miraculous cures, and
particularly to cast out the demons
which in those days were supposed to
dwell in those whom to-dnv we should
call inenmv They used charms of
various kinds and repeated magical
sentences, and evident ly believed, from
what they had seen of Paul's work,
that the name Jeaus was a marie w ord
of unusual power. The experience of
two of the sons of Sceva, for only two
of them seem to have been connected
with this incident, was a rebuke to
such superstition not soou to be for
gotten. "Many also of them that had be
licved:" Showing how general such
superstition had been iu Kphesus.
"Fifty thousand pieces of hiker:"
These magic books, or rolls, made by
hand, of course, have always been very
costly. The pieces of silver were prob
ably denarii, and the denarius was the
average priea of a Jy'i work. Hy
T . ' t v. T 7. . . ' .
burning their books the Christians
put temptation behind them, and pre-
',,, .u. .thiii.v. f .'..
l J """"(, iu
their demoralizing practices, showing
their sincerity and their wisdom.
PRACTICAL SUGGESTIONS,
The more boldly one testifies for
Christ the greuter number of converts
he will 6ecure.
Feople still r.cd to be reasoned with
and persuaded as to the things con
cerning the Kingdom of God.
To invoke the name of Jesus insin
cerely is to aroue eril, not to drive
it OBt.
The Gospel arouses the consciences
of men so that they confess their evil
deeds and abandon them.
The Gospel forces no one to give up
anything but that which is false and
artful.
Christian Character.
To reject correction, is to refuse wis
dom. Great sorrows expand the heart to
"cev great joys,
Uuniility 5.tL ""et ot the steady
ueau lue
God will always set the picture of
Character in a worthy chamber.
The salvation oi this worU waits for
the aavrender of our wills to God's.
Keep the H'ord in y oar heart and you
can keep the) world trt of your life.
It Is better to send a food name be
fore us than to leave a La rye fortune
iwJind. Barn's Horn.
DR. FENNER'S
KIDNEY and
Backache
All diseases of Kidneys,
CURE
oiauuor, urinary organ a.
Also Rheumatism, Back
ache, HeartDlaeaie. Gravel,
Sropiy, Female Troubles.
Don t become discouraged. Ther Is a
cure mr you. n necessary writs Ir. tenner
tie baa speut a life time curing Just such
vaseaaa vuurs. All consultations Free,
A gravel Indued In my bladder. A fter
""'J1?. 'ew bottles of Dr. Fenner's Kldnev
and Uuckachej Cure I passed a gravel half n'
lurireasaiiiarble. The medicine prevented
. ui ,uli aurumuuiif. i wnseiircu.
W.T.OAKES. Orrlx.Va."
PruKitJstsJVVv.lt. Ask for Cook Book-Free.
XT VlTirc'ilANPE ?ure Cure. Circular. In
Cure Cure. Circular. I'l
Keunur. Fredooia.N. V
he Ordered C lam ( hiimlrr,
jjitiiV--inee liiht Min'.mcr I haw some
boys 'treading for clams.' as they
called it .They were very TrTVook-
ing boys; they were barefooted feet
Unwashed most likely und thev were
wulking through the mud at low tide.
When they felt a cl.-yn with their feet,
they lifted it out with their toes. It
just made me sick. I hope your dams
ure not caught that way?
Waiter In course not, ma'am. The
man wot furnishes clams to this res
taurant fishes for em with a silver
tpoon. X. Y. Weekly.
A Speaking I.ILrnrn,
"Mr. Jones." began old Skin din,
the boss, us he cleared bis throat,
"you have been in my emplny just 20
years to-day, and have proven a good
nnd faithful servant. 1 propose to
make you a substantial recognition
of your fidelity. Here's u photo of
myself us a present."
"Thanks. 1 1 's just like you." mut
tered Jones as he accepted the val
uable gift. Baltimore American.
I'repnriHlonM.
"Is you got a razor you could len'
Tile to shave nicre'f V" asked Mr.
Frastus 1'inkley. "I'se gwioc to do
pnlity to-night."
"What's dc matter vvif yob own ra
ror?" "Well, you si', I jes' got it stropped
up line dis aftulinoon, an' I hates tj
(lull de edge."- Washington Star.
Optional, of nurac.
"Sir!" exclaimed the offended
bridegroom, "it is customary for the
clergyman to kiss the bride!"
"Well ci I reckon you're right
about tbiy," replied the ecclesiastical
accomplice, with another glance at
the bride's face, "but I believe that is
attached as a privilege, and not er
Cot us a penally." Hal'jinore New.
Worthy of Conalderallon.
"In heaven's name, why is De Kigeur
so attentive to that ordinary woman?"
"H""h, orshe might heei-you Tat'i
the new cook he is taking home."
Towi Topics.
lie Fooled the (ualumrr.
Mollie What character did y ou lake
at the masquerade?
Chollie 1 Wftit us a fool.
"Oh, I thought everyone had to wear
mine disguise!" Yonkers Statesman.
tnlle KncouriiKlnu.
Tom lias hu given you any en
couragement? Dick 1 should say so. She tells me
iihe will have all the old man's wealth
when he dies. Town Topics.
Flrat and l-n.
Caeper Among the ancient doctors
bleeding the patient was the first op
eration in treating n case.
Charlie And now it's the last.
Harvard Lampoon.
And Hi-kIm IIIIIiik.
Handout Harry Aw, wot yer 'fraid
of? Don't yer know, dat it bar kin'
dorg never bites?
Tiepass Teddy Sure I do, but he
might quit burkiu'. '. Y. lleruld.
Sure Enough.
A member of u Sunday school wa?
one day asking some children ques
tions on Iliblo knowledge. So far
as he had gone the children did very
well, but when asked:
"Where does the word 'holy' first
occur in the Bible?" the children
could not answer for a minute or so,
till a sharp urchin stood up and
said:
"1'lcase, sir, on the cover." Tit
Bits. Speculator's Fall.
Tom Poor Jaggers isn't on the
board of trade any more.
Jack No. Jle might have succeed
ed in wl eat if he hadn't dabbled in
rye X. Y. Herald.
lie Hot One.
Edith Hut kissing bus again been
declared dangerous.
Tom Well, you know I promised
to go through any danger for you.
Chicago Daily .News.
Fitted for It.
"Mrs. Flanders tells me she has
gone in for a course of health cul
ture." "Well, she always did have, a mag
nificent constitution." Life.
So Like a Barft-aJa.
"I thought she refused him some
time ago because he was so fat?"
"Well, 6be did; but since then he's
been reduced from 200 to 198." Brook
lyn Life.
Straight Tip.
He (cautiously) What would you
say if I should ask you to be my wife?
She (more cautiously) Why don't
you ask roe and find out? Chicago
Daily News.
Gone t'p In Smoke.
"Did you invest dat nickel fer me?"
"dure, Willie. I put it into de ciga
rette trust." Chicago American.
The most important legislation on
this subject has been for the crea
tion of the forest
reserves. These
reserves now con
Per rat Preser
vation. tain G4U75.7G3 acres, of which
13,Ttij,jj(! acres have been added
within the last year. The
scientific in.'iiui'rt'mei't and control ot
tb'is vast area will afford ample op
portunity for the energies of the
titlicers in charge. Forests should
lot be reserved from the use of man, i
but for his M.-e. The ripe or matured
trees should be marketed and the
growing timber carefully preserved,
lrstead of the indiscriminate destruc
tion of all trees, large and small, the
marketable ones tdiouhl be so cut
and removed as to leave the young
forest the freest and fullest oppoi
t unity for rapid growth. These re
serves, declares the Hon. John p.
Iicey, writing in (iunton's magazine
rhould be more than self-supporting.
They should yield it revenue over and
above the expense of their care. Such
grazing should be permitted as can
be dure without del riment to the
purposes of the reserve. Fiidcr vvis'j
and prudent forestry there is n:
waste. liipened trees are removed
and leave space for the youngct
growth. In natural conditions in
dividual trees die and are replaced br
others. Hut when our national for
ests are rightly administered each
year will yield its supply of farming
timber for the use of the people.
rorestrv is tree farming on a grand
scale. It is no idle dream, but we
may reasonably hope that in the
future Ihe nation's wood-) will not
only i-oeel the Hernial nice ami nur
ity of the water supply, but will iu
a large degree supply the needs of
the people for timber products.
Much, we Know, was demanded of the
hiliircn of tin and more ears ago in
Infantile l l
quetle. me wax oi man
ners, "lie a little
holy," and "He a
little gentleman." were frequent in
junctions, compliance wilh which im
plied far greater restraint and formal
in than it-would to-dny. 1 1. i. earcely
possible, however, that t he experience
of one .small buy of lluil. i., ii,! ,-:,n
have bchen a common one. (Hie even
ing," he relates in some recent rem
iniscences, "When 1 was abi ul ciiht
years old, I wa senl In alleluia lady
of ,")0 to an evening Ifcturc. She was
aunt to my half-brothers nnd the
(laughter of a I'.oslon tnereluiiit and
magistrate, an I she had the old-time
n.ol ions of dignity and decorum. I sup.
wise she had never addressed her
mother except, as 'Honored .Madam,' or
ended a- letter to her exeent bv the
I " - - - -
formula: 'Your respectf-:! ncd obedi
ent daughter.' I set forth with her
with tome owe, not lessened when pres
ently she turned upon me nnd raid: '1
should think that-a young gentleman
brought up in such u family as yours
would have the courtesy toolfer his arm
to a lady when he walks out with her
tfter dark.' I was struck dumb with
amazement. As 1 slill took my lather's
forefinger when we walked out to
gether, I had hardly considered in v -self
a young gentleman bound to the
courtesy of grown men toward ladies,
and I Hill think fhe was somewluit
hord upon so young a chap as 1 for the
neglect of his manners." However tow ering
this old-time- lady's dignity, she
could scarcely, we must think, have
been equally stately in nature if she
was able t-oneeept wit h comfort Iliearm
which her juvenile escort doubtless
hastened to olTcr her aflcr such tin im
pressive rebuke.
Frof. ('. A. L. Totlen, formerly mil
itary instructor at Yale, replying in
the question of a New Yorker w het It
er l'.iOil is to be a lucky or an unlucky
year, says: "W hat is the mat ter with
either Friday or the number j::? As
to .vincnen, it. hears i;i all over its!
heraldry, and Friday has been its'
chief day (discovery of America, dec
laration of independence, etc.). W
have M letters in K Pluribus I'nimi, i
the motto on our great seal. We have '
l.'l, Li times repeated, on that seal.
Take out a new silver quarter, if you
have one left, and count the thirteens,
even oil its obverse face. Mnnnassch
was the thirteenth tribe in Israel and
we are the people."
"Lady servants" ore coining into
vogue in England. They areeducated
women, who do the work of cook and
chambermaids, but who, for superior
worker, get superior accommodations,
and do what they please nftcr their
work is done. Why, indeed, cannot n
woman be both a lady and' a servant?
We see iu this movement the solution of
the servant-girl problem. ,
A New England primer bought for
12 cents has been sold for $2, .100.
Learning comes high but our million
aires are bound to have it.
"Wooden shoes are coming in again
at Ellis island. European manufactur
ers have advanced the price of leather.
Buildings- are being built so tall in
New York that there will be a demand
for a cafe in the elevators.
The Chicago Inter Ocean, finds that
tine number of books per capita io the
United States; is nine. (
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.oo BmM o e f K.on.
Ilia It am pa.
"That man is a phrenologist, rat.
"A what?" asked Fat. puzzled.
"A phrenologist."
"An' sure, what's that, sorr?"
"W hy, ta man that can tell, by feel
ing the bumps on your head, what
kind of a man you are."
"Humps on my head, is it?" ex
claimed Fat. "ltegorra, then. 1 think
it would give him more of an idea
what kind of n woman my wjfe is."
London Answers.
Cbanitrd.
"I rnri not for the value cf a nlft,
The Merit's nil In all to im" sl'.e snlif.
Hut the lost her temper Just because a
frlenit
Hud no more wit nur wisdom ttuin to nen l
A bonk tl-.ut cost a dollar w hk-h che'd
read.
t'lilciiKo Heenrd-Ili-ralil.
Kl I 1.1 Ml
(I 11 A.
Appleton - What do you raise in
Cuba during the rainy season?
Hannanio - ( Hi. eaiu and unbrellas,
principally. N. Y. Sun.
A Wreek.
Ho thought lier luiir was nil lier own,
Till she Kiive In r head a twlteli.
He saw an,;, (led. "Pwas anot lu r wreck
'au.eif by a mlsplucid twitch.
N. V. Herald. ,
Alinnt No.
-Miss Wilter has
(ircene-
brought
suj-yrijinst (Ilifkins for breach of
jmuiuibc, uaming uei uiunages at u,
000.
(iray Funny about, women. If he
had married her she would by this
time, perhaps, be telling him that he
is absolutely
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worthless.
Jlostou
Indrprndentl)- llleli.
Mrs.
Dearborn -She must be very
rich.
Mrs. Wabash Oh, she is.
"Do you know the source of her in
come?" "Yes; she draws alimony from live
former husbands." Yonkers States
man. I'lrnalnif
Marian -I showed
those verses vou
wrote me to papa, and he seemed
pleased.
Harry He did?
Marian Yes. He said be was so
glad to see you were not a. poet.
Spare Moments.
taitcliliuc a Cook.
Helen -How shall I word the adver
tisement, Herbert ?
Herbert - W ell, say-"Lady help
needed; gentle treatment, high salary,
no t king - no washing- no ironing
nothing to do but eat and go out afternoons."-
Ilrooklyn Life.
At the Minalrrla.
"Mr. Hones, djd vou ever bear
the
story of the pump?"
"I don't think so, Mr. Tambo. Is it
a good story?"
".No, it has been worked in the
ground." X. Y Herald.
I.rltlntr Ilia.
"Clarence looks happy since his
rich uncle died und didn't leave him
u cent."
"Yes! The lawyer for the estate
has promised him half if he'll con.
test the will." Fuck.
Motherly Care. i
First Society Mother You don't
have anything to do with your baby,
do you?
Second Society Mother Oh, my, yes.
The nurso has every other Sunday
out. X. Y. Herald.
A Knowlnn Clerk.
Purchaser I want something to
give my mother-in-luw something in
neck
Clerk I tee; you will find the axes
in the basement. llaltimore Amer
ican. Vrarloua Comment.
Miss Thin Don't you think my new
dress is just exquisite? They all say
so.
Fannie Oh, lovely! I think that
dressmaker of yours could make a
clothes-prop look graceful. Tit-Bits.
Knew All Aboat It.
"Don't you know whot a coquette
is, Uennic?"
"Yes, mamma; a coquette is a'
thing they make out of fricasseed
chicken the second day." Y'onkeri
Statesman.
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