MIDDLEBURG POST.
going on the tage," ail-
lteti the ambitious amateur,
L well, ewyone to his taste,
lljedkis earcasuc int-nu. n yuu
it's all riirht. but
a ii, - .... V ..,
r n ; 1 pnuil rn ill 4 'I, i,n fT ,
p, OH 1"
. nnhifal Reformation.
Lpo you believe that a ni.in ought
turn over a new leai on -ew icar
Llf course, said young .Mr. ISIip
. mi,. oiiL'ht to do something f
tare lu'iiself that lie isn't growing
r i :...i:,r.,....n 4. n...i
-il'ill HIHI lliuiiirirui " inv g'rw
: c,i-fums. iasnirgion auir.
ullllnic Take Advice.
he jjiry brought in a verdict of
,t iruiMv. Jiiejmige sum. an-
... -i'.. ... .1,., ..-;........ ih
vim ought to keep away from
mniiKiny."
yfi, your lordship. You will not
,e hire again in a hurry." I n-
Commission Will Meet in Wash
ington to Consider Its Award.
CHEAP FODDER STORAGE.
MR. DARROW'S CtCSING SPEECH
Am Idea Tha Should lie Tratrd by
All Farmer Who Have a II Ik
Supply of Stover.
Stover requires comparatively tight
storage room to keep it in until want
ed for feed. Stacked in a windy coun
try before it can kettle or Im coiiic com
pact it is liable to become scattered to
the four winds. A very satisfactory
method, according to a writer in Ohio
Farmer, is to build up a mil pen, put
ting in a board floor, and run the stiitr
into it. packing down as close as possi
ble. When tilled, cover over with
matched roof boards, a tarpaulin,
The I wtr of Affair.
,j fi,m!ollne clashes with MnRgle
t to never seem to agree.
,.0n, n;i' is iihi,
,:tur is piain as can De.
ti '.':0 lrut ru.-e oi me irouoie
j nit'l I" take merely a look,
jl.a'cl'. my wife. Is tlip mistress,
j On.ndolyn the is the cook.
V. Times.
VMKIMi ALLOWANCE.
irate And how did you like my
tst senium, Mr. U ur.el t
r. Xot bad, sir! not bad at
cnnsiileriu' ytr total hignorance
he subject. King.
Grand Lnreenr.
:oif a ki-s. "Now. that," cried she,
.; have you understand,
aiiy l-t!t larceny."
s not." said he. "It's grand!"
.U&ipbla Press.
The AVnjr with llojn.
armer Korntop Yes, I sot my boy
sauin' wood to-day.
armer .Meclders I'll send my boy j
i to hel. ' 1,' a ef ye want.
armer Koir ltop No, don't ye. I
Uiam-k
STO EH CK1U AND SKI .F-KKEDER.
slouch grass or anything that will
turn the rain. As the material packs
very close of itself and is very imper
vious to rain, it will keep well. An
other method described and illus
trated by the same writer combines
cheapness with the "self-feeder" idea.
The crib is made of the slat fencing or
cribbing as used by the farmers in flu
west when i lit ir crops are larger than
their crib room. The slatting is made
usually in live and six-foot widthsnnd
two ties put up, making the combined
height from ten to i feet, A tloor of
boards is put in and the bottom tier
of slutting fastened to the supporting
posts live or six inches from the floor
boards, which should project two or
three feet outside the slatting. The
cattle will pick up clean all the feed
they will pull out through the space
between the boards and slatting.
When, no more can be reached by the
cattle, the space around the bottom
can be filled by the attendant of tlni
stock with an iron rod sharpened and
bent into a hook at the end.
CHANGE IN MILKERS.
Ilml Heard Him.
J lady, whom the I!ev. Dr. Dry-
phas helped up the church steps
.n you tell we who is to preach
''
lr Dry It igh. niacin m."
1 I.adv riea.se help me down
:ig;i i n. N. Y. Sun.
Money Saved, Dot
? counting; the cost) Do you
way.- Hike a chaperon along
ymi go to the theater'.'"
He I'iuk My, no! never, unless
i mail. 1 wo seats will bo
V. Weekly.
It Should lie Avoided, If IViawlhle, i
It Affecta the fow'a Temper and
Milk Yield.
HI
-X.
TnlUnllre Sex.
"iiicn," remarked the very young
"have a peculiarly way of arriv
uiiiienly at u conclusion."
'wept when they are talking," re-
I the L'lult (dd bachelor t'hi
Daily Xews.
II II 1 i tc "ml (oolitic.
and his wife live together like
turtle doves."
Iiat's riirht. She is williiiEr to do
'"ing so long as he doesn't object
iteming to the bills." I'hiladel-
Hullelin.
Hiinuh on NelKliltora.
-fs Jlow did you induce the man
ior to tUip playing the cornet?
Pgs I bought an automatic niano
kt'Pt it going- day and night until
nt-red to quit if I would. X. Y.
nal.
Out of Whole (loth.
Jgles Animals in caul ivit v seem
" more wonderful things than
fn in their native wilds.
Kles-I'erhaps that's because
have press agents. X. Y. Times.
Merely a HlulT.
uirferMand
flap."
IJ,hin in it, deah boy. I'm merelv
t to take a job in me fathaw'a
f. Je know." Chicago American.
Kaalfki of All.
u think it is much easier to
m than to become my wifol
!('u the contrarv! H wm.1.!
'"'it to marry you than to love
""OKiyn L,ife.
HdliahnlJ I.-
hl0 you think niv oiu.Linn
fomical?
IMVhy, jcs. your bread Jasta
nl?r than doe the cook's.
rk lo:
Pf Statesman
Ket Well nal.n.l
Irch-Uo you think h U a wall.
Pftioned man?
tnXo: hialnriiri nr irt
roPorUon to hie brains. Yonkers
Tia mii-j-
, " """ T urnniutcr,
fl-Clothes do not make the
rk-0 conrsa, not: but It's otnto
CJ with, -omen, Un't It?-. T
There is a great difference in the ef
fect that a change of milkers will have
upon different cows. Some cows will
(submit perfectly to milking by almost
every one who approaches them, but
no cow will mill; equally well with all
persons. Some cows will dislike, or
fear, or bat lie nervously with three
out of five persons who try to milk
tin in. They w ill often refuse to y ield
their milk to any other than t he milk
er to w hom t hey arc accustomed.
Owners of dairies cannot well over
look this preference of the cows for
certain milkers. It is a preference
that is based on nerves, and neither
the cow nor the milker can control it.
The cow in perfect nerve accord with
the attendant will show her feelings
by her actions. She will lay her head
against the one whom she likes. When
one whom she does not like approaches
her, she shows her dislike by stand
ing perfectly still, or by turning away
her head, or by moving away.
The Hollanders and the Jersey isl
anders, those masters of dairying, un
derstand this characteristic of their
cows, and they make much of their
knowledge. They accustom their mag
nificent cows to personal touch, to the
human presence, to the voice, to pet
ting and coddling and caressing. The
results are seen in the perfect nnimals
they produce, the highest types of
quality and capacity known in the
dairy world.
The dairyman should discover the
likes and dislikes of his cows as early
in their careers as possible. The milk
and butter fat they will produce will
depend largely upon the milkers he
sends to draw iheir milk. The point
is that the cow is a nerve machine.
She can do her best work only when
her nerves are in their normal condi
tion. The. milker, whose presence or
touch or voice throws her into agita
tion, or fear, or anger, will never be
able to induce her to produce milk in
the largest quantity or of the best ,
civility. Therefore the hicn-elasi cow I
nui: t haver iiiiiki r w It . i .1 auc likes, or
she will fall short of her possibilities. ,
Baicnr Iter Tnlt fnr Cowr. j
A publication of the department of I
agriculture Kays: "I'rof. Thomas I
Shaw expresses his belief that sugar
beet pulp ean be fed more ndvan- (
lagcously to cattle and sheep that are j
being fattened than to dairy cows.
The Xew York Carnell experiment sta-
tion, however, found thatthismaterial I
gave good results with milk cows, the
dry matter (solids) in it being about
equal in value to thnt in corn silage.
German experiments with beet pulp
for cows have also given good results,
tho flow of milk being maintained in
a satisfactory manner. Some Danish
experiments have shown that, as com
pared with mangels, the butter pro
duced on sugar beet pulp was about
equal in quality and kept fully as well.
Where large quantities of the pulp were
fed tbe cream required to be churned
a few minutes longer."
Strikers' Attorney Touched Upon Al
most Every Phase of Conflict, and
' When He Closed Was Greeted With
! Long Applause.
Philadelphia, Krb. 14 The anthra
cite coal strike commission, after be
ing in public session for more than
three months, closed its open hearings
yestenlay with an all-day argument by
Clarence S. Darrow, in behalf of thi
iniuers. The commission will meet in
set ret in Washington next Thursday
and begin tho consideration of its
award. It Is expected that by the end
of this month the arbitrators will be
ready to make their announcement.
If an Increase In wages is determined
upon, the increase is to date from the
1st of last November, the commission
having decided upon that date on
, October 31. Alter tV ""--ion yestor-
' day tho contmisi. ...'id a short con
K r r-.ee with the lawyers for the sev-
, ernl sides and asked them to hold
themselves in readiness in case they
are called upon by the commission.
Tho crowd that hoard Mr. Darrow
speak yesterday was fully as great as
that which listened to Mr. Haer and
. Mr. Darrow on Thursday. Ho took
up tho entire time of both sessions
live ami a half hours. He touched on
almost every phase of the strike, and
when he closed he was greeted with
long applause, which Chairman ilray
did not suppress. President Mitchell
was In court all day. but did not have
anything to say to tho commission in
parting.
Question of Violence,
Yesterday Mr. Darrow took up tho
question of violence. "You can never
have a groat striko excepting hero
and there violence is done," ho said,
"and so it was In tho coal fields, where
750,000 persons are living very close
to life." Ho said Is was no wonder
after tho operators had Insolently and
cruelly rejected tho requests of tho
men, that, there was not more violence
among this population, which was re
duced to a condition bordering on star
vation. Ho paid a tribute to the for
eigners in the coal regions, whom ho
said were a warm-hearted, emotional,
sympathetic, religious people. It
comes with poor grace, he said, for tho
operators to say that tho Poles and
Slavs, whoso labor tho operators have
taken for years, could not speak Eng
lish, and therefore are not a responsi
ble party with whom thoy could make
a contract. Ho spoke of the strict ad
herence of the operators to the dead
letter of the law, and the moral law of
of the captains of Industry would re
spect their fellow man, the bitter war
just ended would not have occurred,
and those who lost their lives in that
struggle would ho alive today."
Conflicts between capital and labor
will continue, be said, until these cap
tains of industry respect their fellow
liieii. It is idle, futile and useless to
talk of curing It in anv oilier wav, U
said.
Mr. Darrow then took up tho n evic
tions on the Marklo property, and with
language that was extremely strong ho
pictured tho eviction or a sick wiTo
and of a blind woman 100 years old.
"Ynu may roll together all the cruelty
and violence committed In tho nnthra
cito region," he cuelnimod, "and you
cannot equal tho fiendish cruelty of
John Marklo when ho turned thoso
helpless people into the street simply 1
to satisfy his hellish hate." j
Turning to the boycott, Mr. Darrow
said there was one Illustrious example, I
at least, In tho Cnitod States of tho
boycott, and that was In tho Ameri
can Kevnlution. "There Is not one spe
cific act that is charged to tho mine
workers, ho said, hut what was charg
ed to the Loyalists whom wo teach our
children to love and venerate. "You
and may sit hero and Judge men by
the dead letter of the law. Wo may say
thnt this act Is right and that act Is
wrong, but up there sits the living God,
and Ho judges tho acts of men by an
other standard than ours. Let me say
there is the legal side and tho moral
side. The boycott is an ancient
weapon; it is respectable when the
operators use It, but not respecable
when we use It."
Ho told of the distinction between
tho boycott that Is criminal and the
boycott that Is within the law, and
then spoke of the non-union men.
whom he termed "scabs," although he
remarked ho did not like the word,
but used It because It Is commonly
used. These men, he said, have al
ways been hated. Sometimes they are
good men, often they act from neccs
rliy, l;it. the nr" ti .'.iui;,. , 'h lr
class. They are men, he continued,
who are used by the capitalists to de
stroy the rights and aspirations and
hopes of the worklngmen.
"As a class," he said, "this body of
men. as they have In this rase, have
always been ready to take the benefits
that flow from organized labor and
never been willing to fight to obtain It.
They have never been ready to face
starvation and hunger and abuse In
the common cause, aud as a rule the
cab is a man who h&g no abiding
place on the face of the earth. He is
a wandering tramp, ready to be used
by anybody who will pay tho price to
use him, and when the strike Is over
tbe operators let him walk home again,
or let tho union send him home. And
It cannot be but that he will be de
spised, mistrusted, hated and reviled
by all men who love liberty and who
love their fellow men and who have
the point of view of the organized la
boring man."
Regarding the demand for eight
hours a day. Mr. Carrow said: "This Is
r.ot a demand to shirk work, as is often
claimed to brj the ease. It Is a demand
for the right of the individual lo tnve
a better life, a fuller life, a completer
lif : ar.d tl.i;-, like everything cUe. do
pends i'pcn your roint oi view. There
U only ono st;in.!;- !nt front which yo-t
have a ri.rht to iipp. -'! this quoi.on
end that is wMt v. iil niril.. the b t
I on fin let Ar.f lcirt t iz-n to b liid
lip u nr.iie'j w!i?ro 1 '-,,: e wiil be no
nxro .-tri; is and r..i ;:;oi" violence.
Ot'.vr p"i t!i ";en r.ir.y n;ea.!tre It In
dollars ami cents. 1 yhail nut."
After making a plea for the wei-'iing
cf coal wherever it Is p.)s..:b!e Mr. har
row iii:-ems."d the merits of the union.
On th qn-stion of the iu oi p.iratton of
labor union.;, he said: "1 inn not will
ing to admit for a sltv;lo moment that
anything ean b" gr.it. d for manhood,
for ri::l.tr::;iMl. for the good o.' all
by going into some petty legislature
and ask to merge the individual llc-di
mid blood of man into a corporation
created by tin- state. Why. we are told
in the n:g ui:etit that the state -f v
Jersey had introduced u law to i
iHU ir organizations to incorporate
HAPPY AWDJEALTHY.
A Beautiful Canadian Girl Saved From
Catarrh of tho Lungs by Pe-ru-iia.
v i
iftU'O im ii i o im id I iicoi n ii .1 i - I. . ,v . -
Jersey hat' issued Its bogus charters f'', VT '3f
and sent them broadcast over tho ) '. -'-'r
United Stat's, its . barters whh h have . y,r'' V '.','..
been simply letters of maruue and re
prisal for eveiy pirate that sails tho
high seas of commerce to capture what
he can gel until New Jersey has he
come a stench and a by-word In the
minds of ail people who believe in fair
dealing and justice between man and
man."
Mr. Darrow paid a tribute to the or
ganization which had weld, d 1 1T.ooo
men, who speak l!i different languages,
of all degrees of intelligence, of all de
grees of moral character into one
homogenous mass, and ho also pii a
high tribute to President Michell and
his officers for the niamrr in which
they h indl l this great army of work
men throughout the struggle.
In closing ho said: "This contest is
one of the important contests that have
marked the progress of human liberty
since the world began -one lon e point
ing one way, another force the other.
Every advantage that the human race
has won has been at fearful cost.
Every contest has been won by strug
gle. Some men must die i bat others
may live. It has come lo these poor
minors to bear this cross, not fir t'aeiu
selvos not that, but that tie human
race may be lu'ieu up to a higher and
broader plane than it has e.ei known
before."
. r- v (
MISS FL0RKXCE KEXAH. j
Miss rioreneo K. KumUi, 4:. Maria street, Ottaw a, Out., w rites:
A few months c :o I caught a severe cold, w hich settled on my
lungs and remained here so persistently that I beams alarmed. I
took medicine with. ;t bcvcflt, until my digestive organs became
upset, and my head 'd fcac .'; began to ache severely and frequently.
and although I hrd little faith I
i try anything. It brou -ht me blessed
.lad the right medicine l last Within
y restored and have c...' yed perfect
and
scat
AWAITING THE VERDICT
Coal Strike Commission to Make
Award Within the Month.
Philadelphia. Keh. Hi. Several i r.r
loads of books and records, typewrb
ers, cabinets and duplicating machine!.,
are all that is left to show that tho
greatest hearing In tho history of. the
Republic took place In this city. Tho
anthracite strike commission Is gone.
John Mitchell and Clarene S. Darn
foremost figures in labor'..-,
struggle, left the city Saturdi
and tho two-score non-resident lifv.
who participated In the battle of,
giants have returned to their homos, j
The big force of stenographers, copy- ;
Ints and clerks, each one an expert,
have moved back to Washington,
after having successfully completed
th" create. t com rati for shorthand
ever exeeuti I in the country, a tiui'
ter of :',ii'iii.ichi words duplicated Mm
times.
Tho report of the commission will
include two publications. The first
will bo a brief summary of tho case
and the award, the second an olabor j
ale, detailed discussion of tho whole i
proposition; an analysis of all the'
schedules and a review of all the evi-
donee. This publication. It Is believed,
will bo tho most notable contribution
to tho labor literature of tho world I
ever made. I
It is admltt"d by both sides thnt tho '
commission will award the mine work-j
ers nn iniroaso In washes amounting
to at least 10 per cent. It Is also be
lieved that a nine-hour workday will ,
he made obligatory and that tho op- j
orators will bo called upon to ahnn- j
don the system of paying minors by
the car. Whether tho new system will
he based on tho weight or the yardago
or day's wages cannot be forecasted,
but It is almost u certainty that tho
car system will bo abandoned sooner
or later.
It Is also believed that the mine
workers will be severely censured for
violence; the boycott will bo con
demned, and tho I'nlted Mine Workers
of America will not bo recognized as
an organization in the finding. It Is
an open secret that tho company store
will he condemned and ordered abol
ished. The award will bo made within
the month, and the report filed some
time within three months.
I was advised 1 1 try I
felt so sick that I wt , ready
relict at once, and I L it th;:,
three weeks I was compl.
health since.
now have the greatest '
WOMKX should beware of c
iug catarrh. Tho cold w
rain, slush and mud of winter:,
daily condueivo to catarrhal i
tuents. I'kw women eseupe.
Upon tho llrst symptoms of c
Cold Poruua nhould ba taken,
ties the system against colds :.
tarrh.
Tho following loiter gives om
woman's experienee with Perun.
Miss llosotinrblng is a popular .
woman of Crown Point, Iud., u . .
writes tho following:
"Recently I took a long drive :
country, and being too thinly i
caught a bud cold which settled mi
lungs, and which 1 could imt noei
Hbiiko off. I had heard a great ileal of
I'eruim for colds and catarrh uud 1
i in Peruna." F. L. KEN AM.
t-llmught a bottle to try. I am pleased
that I did, f.,r it brought s; . .ly relief.
It only took iilHiut two but. !, und I
considered this motley well s;i. ;;t.
" You have a firm friend In i.ie. and I
not only advise its use to my fri. Is, but
have purchased several bottles to iveto
those without the means to Inn and
have noticed v'thout exception that It
has brought ul at a speedy euro where
il used." Miss Hob.
IV
.-he
'.he
1 I
ty
! to
ever it has b
lierbing.
If you do no!
factory results
write at once I
full statement
bo pleased to .'.
Vice gratis.
Address Dr.
The Hurtmau -
:erive prompt, and satis
om tho use of l'eruna,
I'r. llartman, giving a
' your case and h will
. o you his valuable ad
Hart man, President of
aiiiturium, Columbus, 0
Imported ri.
'Dili the critic sa, anything whe'j
roll told him had sold that pie', . I
Horace
pn
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Yes;
ami In
tonk the liil.i.
:vklvn Life.
an a
'American millionaire?"
ire urn j, rt i t
"Yes; he sail
asked
Wi I
s ponded l In- close friein
"Ah, he n. cant the p
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to slop drink
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llje I.
N.
Well Off.
"Yes, l.awler Perkins lost that will
case."
"lie 1 1 1 1 1 -1 lie a poor lawyer."
"Nut at all. lie e,,i u ..ii
it for biiii-elf before il a- .1
out
ci.le
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The
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W-oluii..
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eve,- time
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ll.ilni el t t- .
a re people a I w a .-. a inn .
Hie- ol lovers?"
"lo eail-e of the joy it li il.g. ;,.H ,,,
see that there are oilier- in ihe World
as fooli-h a- they have been." I ni! i
anapolis .News,
(Ii
s i'oi'i'i:ii .it vi' in ti nr:.
' & ' ' ' J.il.iVi .i
"What do ymi
"I examine rib
"You don't pi
are a surge. . n '.'
"No an umbrella
Herald.
en pin inn.
do for a living?"
in to say that you
mender." X. Y,
"He's
"What's, l.e
nitiou?"
"Yes; rcei
prokpective
Eagle.
Ilia (iremt MniKulr.
a struggling filling author.'
tnii;gliiig for? Uecc
-nil ion as old Colilhug'
I'liin-law." P.roi.klyn
She I.ookril Out.
Servant Me iiiistress is out. ma'am,
! Mrs. Pepprey - Ah! vi's kl.c cer
I tainly did look that way when I ;av
her at the window a moment
Philadelphia Press.
COAL MINE TIED UP
"Why did Tom give up his study of
genealogy?"
I "You see he climbed so far up his
family tree that he cauyht sight of an
llllin III tlie miner 1 1 r ;i ln-ln-c " V
ape III
Times.
1 1 to unit'.
"Will you walk Into my parlor?"
Said tin? si,U r to ihe tly.
"Oh. not to (fay, I thank you, sir.
For thai I'm much too fly."
--N. Y. Tlmi s
The First Disagreement Since Strike j
tiettiemtnt,
Wilkesbarre, Pa., Keb. 17. The first
tie-up iu tlin anthracite region sine?
the striko settlement occurred yester
day, when 7G0 men and boys wr ren
dered Idle by tho shut-down of the Pet
tehone colliery of the Delaware. Lack
awanna and Western. Company, at
Kingston. The company mad" a prop
osition to thirty-eight miners working
in the top or three-foot vein to pay
tl.Qm per car, Instead of 87 Vi cents a
ear, the men to clean out ihe IS inches
of rock in tho rein. Tbe men made a
counter-proposition to work as com
pany hands In this vein for $2.45 a day
or at contract at 1.50 per car for clean
coal. Eighteen Inches of this vein Is
blue rock of bony coal, which is all
sent to the surface at the 87 4 cents
rate. The men claim that the 20 cents
advance offered by the company would
not recompense them for the extra ' ,. j jr
work. The company rejected both! ..rargon ,nt,J u" vehlnd the
BmnnalMAna tf thai tnlnnM anil aIamojI j j 1
-V""", ' " " ww times, isn't he?"
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.trromiilinLi'il I'lnttcrer.
Jinks -To-day I pleased a pretty
woman by telling her that a certain
red-faced, -niib-poseil, bald-headed
mortal looked like her.
Winks -(let out!
.links The red-faced, snub-nosed,
bald headed mortal was her first
l...' y. 'J.I-: ,:.
joung
To l:e I'xaet.
"1 know what you want," said tho
wrathful mother to disobedient Tom
my. "You want a cood, sound tlnabli
ing." "X-o, I don't." wailed Tommy, "I
mny need one, but 1 don't want ii.."
Chicago Tribune,
In Ilia Father'a Footalepa.
Dinks Did Smith's father leave him
anything?
Jinks Only bis debts.
Ilinks How is Smith getting along?
Jinks Well, he ban greatly in
creased his inheritance. Baltimore
American.
j An Kill it Sale Sollel.
I "I want to get a g-ift for a lady;
' sonicthin;r w hich will remind hcrofme
when she looks at it," said the
ma n.
"Oh, yes." said the dealer; "ovci
there a re a Jot of art iclr.- made "f mon
key kkin." Yonkers Statesman.
' Ilia I.urk.
Mr. Xew lywed When we wcra
married you said you were IS.
i Mrs. Xewlywed Well, do you mcatf
to iusinunte that I was older?
I Mr. XewJywed Oh, no; but friThJ
( my luck since I'va thought perhaps
you were 13. Judge.
Snrprlae Ikne for Jack. I
CIara--Jack intends to have every,
thing his own way when we aro mar
ried, j
Clara's Mamma Then why will yon
marry him? ,.
.iara to relieve his mind of a fals
"Have you been hearing hint impression. N. Y. Daily Xews.