MIDDLEBUKG POST.
gTllEI DUMDORE
af1" . . . i 11
UlUllh
I invite all to my future and call your attention to my line of,
Dry Goods.
Groceries,
Hardware,
Queens ware.
Notions,
Drugs,
Tinware,
Glassware,
Hats and Gaps,
Boots and Shoes.
lVt 8-day Clock in market my price, $2.00.
Fancy Dark Outings, oc. up.
IVst seamless Grain Ikigx, UOc.
Ilntrgv Whips, lilc, 20c, 2,")c, !.";, "(V.
Window Shades Ith.'.
Standard Table Oil Cloth, l.V.
Watch My Markets
for r.ntlcr and Ke;g, Lard and Poultry. I always pay
wore than my competitor
N. T. Dundore,
DUNDORE, PENNA.
Divorce Notice.
e A Struwser,
In the Court of Common
LiUWMWwr, J W, iietoner-icrin, iwra.
ill iivurvui
Prior l Striiwuer: You are lie:cby notill-
Lttlie iiuilrlgncil, a Muter, duly ap-
ri hy the Court of Common Plea of 8ny-
omity, will lt for the purpose of Inking
Lincmy In clicubove ntylcd esse nt the olllce
0. XVil-er, Kw., in SliddleburKli, Pa, on
Uuy, Kehniury Hth, 1903 at 10 o'clock A.
wlirii '! where you may attend.
M. I. roTTEII, Muter.
WmrKli, l' , Jim. 13th, 19 3. (-M.)
fO( I KK A t !.! INOXK DAT.
fce Laxative Hromo-QuinineTnlilcto
lrnjrvr"?-tr4 refund (he money if it
tni'ini'. 1-.. xv. urove's signature
mi ll luix. S!oo
Manager Wanted.
Trustworthy,
EUTHEJR SX, BY
Wholesale Merchandise Company
of solid flnani'liil standing, to manage
?. rt. chottse
ATTORN KT AT LAW,
MinrLKSDR, pa
11! Lii'-i.iv.JM entrutteJ tohiscar
ittifive nromut attention.
t'ETEFj'NARY sUrceoN.
SEUNSGROVt, PA.
pr-jfrnsi Mini business entrusted to my care
reol.e i ri-iupt nd careful attention.
7IND0R HOUSE
W. If. HITLER, Proprietor
8 Market Si., Marrisbursr Pa..
(Opposite I, li. K. Depot Entrance)
i.( lilted for All I'rnliiM-
ms, 25 and 50c. Good Meals, 25c
(iitml ni-'cmiimodiiticiiiH.
Ladies vVanted
$5.51) Sample Outfit FREE
Iir.Ncnii'w !- rl- Cornels.
'IniiKlit front, Nntiirc'iiown rcmedv
f.,.- It i..b..,.l... v...
ln'"l l.,."! , .HIBHV.SH, llllll
Kclinii, llciidiuhe. Liver nml Kid-
nt-y i mumcs; price H ol.
or. Kcotr llulr HriiolKHt,
for t'alliiiit llulr; price, tl 'intlot
article. Write for I iherul Terms.
U. A.Scoit,870B'way N. Y.
PLIOIAXLVI' MII.Vl'IOX.
'Ii li.l ! weekly for nervicAaollhi... ,.l.
elH'iii - iiuid. or commission. io Ink,. ..r.
fur our imilcn S'..w h- lH..i.u i
k- .indi.ii.M. ho that a livo mini cannot
lilt Mllf.f.lu.il ... .... I .1 .....
K..I f " '"B ""'llllll'!. to
fl U Inil kinds of triule and with differ
, ..,iuiui.Ts. riio at once for
BI9 to
Hrrrlrk Need Coiimaiir.
lt.i..,..l, w v.
J
Among consumers.
40 per. cent, saved fur our customers.
BUSINESS
No experiment hut a proven
success. Salary fdK.OO ti week,
expenses advanced. Experi
ence unnecessary.
Address,
I). ?. CLAKKSOX, Alaimger.
l-8-7t. :M Dearborn St., t'nicago, III.
A Steady Income.
Hnhiri or coninilsslou paid weekly. Our IJuu
aere nursery rcipiires loenl anil travellnK agents
evf rvwherc to dihpose of its products. Also
red line Will nrraiiKe for whole or part time.
Outtit free. We guarantee profitable and pleas
ant employment the year 'round. Write to day
for special terms.
Ilrown ItroN. Com puny, llorhrnt rr, !V. Y
1J 18-3nio.
Private Sale of Desirable
.; Real. Estate
The und eralKned, will aril at private sale. Ills
House and Lot, (ilome) situate in the ItoroiiKh
of Middlehurir Snyder County, I'a. Itouiidcil
on the South hy arfco' St., Fast by a lot of A
K. (lift. Ksq , West hy a lot, of U. W. Wavcn
seller, I'sci , and North hy I.onjr Alley, contain
iiiK ' i 'f an acre, mere rr less, with the npuur
toMiuccs. hero oil is creeled ll large two
story brick bouse, livo story law oflice nttacheil
iOxMO , a suitithle tiusliicsH stniiil, as it is in the
heart of the town anil only a few doors wesi
of the Coin t House. I.nrg" stable, granery,
corn crib, nnioke htiose, ctiieken bouse anil
iiceessnry out Imil iuus, nil in fair coii'tiiinn
Also his farm sitmito in Franklin Township
County airl state aforesaid, hounded by bunls
of Mili'Ml Kratzer, .lain s lleeker, S. !'. llaekeli
bervr, Hon, tl. . Si'tioeh, ir. .1. W. (Invite ami
I'nures Shaiuhaeh, eoutainiliK one hundred ami
seventy-live acres more or hs; with the npimr
teiiances. W here on is erected a large tiauk
barn, iiir pen. smoke house, and corn crib tVc.
This farm is in a high s'ato of cultivation, is
especially adafded fur fruit cultivation and lias
now growing upon It n line young apple or
chard of "bout IIIU trees, a piach orchard of
about lino trees, strawberry and rasfHierry
pitches in a thriving condition and of ti c
choicest fruits It is located about one half
mile North of Miihllehurg and therefore Is clo-e
to school, iliurch, markets, mill and H. IE
station.
He prompt as we iteud to sell und will do so
at the tfrst opportunity.
Terms wili he made known on application.
Jamics (J CiiotsR,
Middlebiiifr, Ia.
atiiiie(nk anil Wat H ail Ike
Laxative Kroiiio-tuiuiiie 'lablem cure
a cold in a day. No cure, uoptt.v. 1. ee
5 cents.
Incorporation Notice.
!"'r?',v Kivon that ratharine A.
, ,,' ' "'", narry csiecio and
i i".i l":"'"!"nyder will make application
tl ' l!tl, ,lai of February 1903, to Ilia (lover-eiiii-5-lvnnia,
under the Act of Assent.
I '"""""wealth of Pennsylvania en-
II r. i ,.r I I'roviae lor the Incorporation
tS .'ii" '.certn eornoraiiona." appro
fi i '. 1 ' ?"U ll,e "uppleniente thero-
l, ; ,",' n inienuea corporation
K1'"! "'fliamoklnDam Water Com-
biiifn.. i . . . u"Jis oi wuiun is tne
Bli ii. i 11,8 Tow'ip of Monroe
Kni.nl.iy,0.f.t,,,v,,eri '"n.ylvaiiia and
rem I. .1 . corporations resliliiig
Si I i. 1 "Ho lH bM K,lch het
tiMuii. i , . " ana convenient
lwdbu.ne may rc.,uire. and
ZZ. i V'"V. to l,BVO nnd ''J'y all the
I uf A- 1 1 . i Prlv,,FKe ha taid
j ii !, supuicujeuifl.
OKO. II. KF.1MEN8NYDER,
Solicitor
t XECI
i 1V oiice ig
I tliS "ZSU Icltrs tratamenUtry up-
b.ltel.,.V.. ,S. .Ui nry;B. Kicgel, lute of
rims-rj i,,'.,i ,VW . l:ou"y. feiina..
6h-T?L!i'" Issued In due form nf law
I uum1H authenticated forsetllenienl.
rsti. Pa.. j. u, lm. XecuUl,.
ffbrre Hire days whereon man
r""U not Worrv to-mnprnw 1,o.
P" it hag not yet arrived; to-day,
.v is neeueil Xor business, and
"rday because it i gone forever.
The Philadelphia Ledger has col
lected a lot of mimes which sound
very qtieerly in the connection in
which they ure used: "A few days
ago a Miss Death was brought to the
German hospital to be operated upon
for appendicitis. She was a daugh
ter, she snid, of an undertaker. Tic;
name of the surgeon who was chosen
to perform the operation was Dye
Dr. Frank Haekett Dye. When the
operation was over Miss Death was
placed in charge of two nurses. Miss
Payne is the day nurse. Miss (Irone
is the night nurse. The patient Is
recovering rapidly, and in a week or
so Miss Death will bid good-hy to
Dr. Dye, Miss Payne and Miss Grone."
'Assault With intpntt. .b4'i t.
j tharge against; a Kansas City
f ft "burglary with intent
fob' and "m.,,,1 .t.v
t,H - nun juicuv m
6 Vms expected.
fn a boy begins rolling up hi
r .m washing his hands it ia
w ask him what her name Is.
rJ'J are forming a milliners' trust
L , 11 "eema to be about
Pe 'or den to get their guna.
A Daltiiiiore woman has obtained a
divorce Letaaaj her hut, ha ad made
her catch beetles and bugs, though
she is terribly afraid of such mon
sters. At the time of her marriage
her husband, Mr. Welch, was in the
employ of the fjnited States geologi
cal survey. While in Dennison, Tex.,
Jurs. Welch said, her husband began
to eollect beetles, centipedes, taran
tulas, bugs and insects, and she bad
to help him. He kept the insects in
their room, she said, and when they
escaped at night he would compel
her to catch thciu.
RURAL FREE DELIVERY.
Malatasaare ef a Xvtlonal service
Wanld Caal Met Lea a Than f 2 1,
000,000 Per Year.
The ofl'.eials of the post ol:it e de
partment look forward uuw to the ex
tension of rural free deliver?
throughout the entire l iiited States.1
iliey have made their estimates us
to wjint it will cost to deliver letters
on every American farm or planta
tion in the sparsely settled and t'urk
ly sctlled pints of the country. Ti e
cnst will not lie trilling. To tlel ver
every rural American his mail uill
take about $2t.llC'0,fl(0 a year. Siumld
the present service lie txteinlel at
the rate of lJ,(lt;0 routes a ye :r un
til the 7i.n.(!U0 Mjuare miles of ter:i
tory yet to lie covered have lieu
taken cure of, there will lie f,.r sev
eral years an annual dt licit in p. slal
revenues of from ?s.i)r,n,()co to in,.
000.000. This deficit will, it is assert
ed, disappear get-dually as the rev
enues increase hy reason n,' tl.e i n
proved postal facilities.
Not many unrs n-j riifal free de
livery was a (pie-i ii-nalile sort ,,f e
perimettt. The firinei's. for wliose
henelit it was intended, ili I n-i j, a!l
quarters t:;ke l.i'i'' Tliev are
n f eoger seekers afler nm liies. mid
the idea, of atianiloiiin the custom
ary trip to the village post oflice for
mail, a trip which gave them a wel
come opportunity to gossip with
neighbors and discuss crops and elec
tions, was not altogether attractive
to them. Itnt they appreciate fully
now the advantages of the new de
parture. There is an increasing pres
sure for the establishment of rural
routes, nml the representative of at
country district who cannot secure
something in this line for hi.t con
stituents runs the risk of losing bid
popularity. 1
So strong is the pressure for rural
free delivery that the post oflice de
partment otVieials arc not dealing
with a remote question v.licn they
prepare estimates of the gross cost
of a complete rural serxice. l!ut
while the cost will be larg,- it will
not frighten .tnericnns. Indeed, they
are in the habit of looking unmoved
on much larger appropriations for
far less useful purposes.
It. may well lie that when the lit
ter carrier makes his trips to ecry
farmer's gate the farmers will make
a more extensive use of the mails
than they do now. and that the rev
enues of the department will expand
as they have in the past whenevr
hotter facilities have been proxided.
Kven if this xvere not to be the case,
the "general welfare" will lie pro
moted by an evpendit ure which
brings Ihe farmers of the I'nl'-d
States into closer touch w.ith ll"'
busy world from which niopt of them
nre so far removed. Chicago Trili
VV'X L1''1 LJmmamm"""m" ' TlIJI"""T'i M"1 11 1 1 "liaTnaiMay
t
CONCRETE HE a HOUSES.
llie ("oUr the Problem uf F.sk In
U liner and Sound. I uiruilril
tombs in the Syrian.
J A western poultry keeper, E. W.
liecr. of St. Francois county. Mo.,
has solved the problem of eggs in
winter, and sound, uufrosled combs
III the spring. 5!c has done it in a
xery simple and inexpeusixe w;i,v.
At the same time he lias insured fer
tile c;'gs in n i 'winter, something or
tlinarily very hard to obtain., lie has
aeconiplislic I ibis by means of con
iTet? poultry houses that are free
frot.i daiupi.css in the most rainy sea
sons, and as warm inside in the cold
est days a a cellar.
In constructing the house, an ele
vation is tlimw.u up a foot or more
libuxe the surface. Ill this elevation
the stone base for the walls is laid.
1 sT'on
.Ass.." I
ItOfSK TO SIXHltK W I NT Kit i:c
then u frame of iinv good stout
OS.
is leveled
the lime
used ee-
DURABLE STONE EOAT.
lloxv to 'lake One nt Home nt n '
iiiiill K tie nil K ure of 'rime.
Lnlior nml luiie.
Many regard a stone boat as indis
pensable. To make one as purl rayed,
procure two sound nal; planks, each
about- "xIj inches mid km in or eii'lit
feel long. Cut a piece about 1. inches
long from one end of each plank,
making the cut nt a la w 1 of L'u or 1
degrees. Turn the eut-olf pieces oxi r,
und bolt to the planks so as to in'il.e
,riJSitliIiS.ri3,in
ma
terial is mane, as sliown in the illus
tration. The base piece is imbed
ded in the concrete, and the wall is
made txxo inches wider than the
wooden uprights, on each side of
them, and as the xxall is carried up,
the uprights ure inclosed in the con
crete. The latter is made of lime
and sand, small stones, cheap, broken
bricks and pieces oi hard xxood. In
fact, any hard substance may be
worked into the xxall. It
up and smoothed oxer by
mid sand mixture.
At first the originator
mi nt in the latter mixture, but. find
ing the lime answered as well, and
cost less than one-third as much as
the cement, he abandoned the ce
ment. When iinished the walls a.e
tiiuooih mid white, xxjll last a life
time h ml harbor no vermin xxhat
excr. In making the roof, Mr. (ieer
list s a four-inch scantling placed on
edge. On top n waterproof roof is
laid. I'niler the rafters totigued and
grooved ceiling is nailed and the
four-inch space is packed xvith forest
leaves or some other inexpensive ma
terial. Double windows, with stout
t-hutters for the night, defy the fronr
In houses of this character, Mr.
(leer's fowls mate mid lay all xvin
Icr. February (1 he took off an in
cubator hatch of 111:. chickens from a
lolal installment of ":.'." egirs tested
down to l'.l'.l fertile ones, lie attrib
u!es the high per cent, of fertility of
his eggs in winter I" the natural
warmth of his fowls In ihe emicr. to
houses, xxhieh is superior to flic arti
ficial xxvi nut h generated by furnace
or hot x'.aler pipes. In homes of this
. 1 i 1 1 I the carlx -hatched pullets mid
jth" early molted hens lay ll xxiu-
ter, little cliichens nunc ami grow,
while the incubator is unaffected by
any change of temperature outside.
- Henry 1!. fieer, Ml Orange Jiuld
Fa rnier.
Life, after all, is a masquerade,
says an observing writer. We fear
to show our tenderness and our love.
We habitually hide our best feelings
lest we be judged weak and emo
tional. Sometimes it needs death to
show us ourselves and to teach our
friends our deep and unsuspected
kindness.
EASILY M APE PTOXK COAT.
a sloping front. At front and at rear
end bolt a xl inch or L'xii inch cross
piece. The front crosspiece should
be beveled at one side, to lit close
to the tdopiug front.
A piece of strap iron of reasona
ble slrength is bolted or spiked on,
ins illustrated, to hitch doubletree to.
A strap of i.'xl-inch lath may be
nailed at each side of the boat, if
desired. Planks the sie mentioned
will mako a boat S3 feet wide and
six or seven feet long. If a wider
boat is wanted, use three planks.
Three 12-ineh wide planks will make
convenient sized boats. L. 11. Turn
over, in Farm and Home.
Amerlvnll rnrniers Needed.
The Philippines nre threatened xvith
a rice famine, and this is a serious
thing, for the natives subsist almost
entirely on rice and fruits. Agricul
ture is at loxv ebb to cultivate orgroxv
more than enough for the bare neces
sities of life. A failure of the rice
cvji, i re a wi:cni jtri'irc in jninn,
means dire distress to the natives, but
the Philippine commission has acted
promptly and" imported 20,000 tons
from the Asiatic coast. When Ameri
cans become extensively engaged in
agriculture in the islands the crop out
put will be much larger. Chicago
Daily Sun.
Keep the nalldlnaa Painted.
Farmers should realize now the im
portance of keeping all buildings well
painted. The tall is the best time to
paint, as the paint has all winter in
which to harden slowly, whereas paint
put on in the spring or summer is-of ten-
times injured by the hot sun, while it
is fresh and soft. Paint is necessary
not only for appearance's sake, but for
the preservation of the buildings. It
Is hard, also, to convince one of your
thrift and business ability if your place
has a dilapidated, run-down look. Qood
paint is cheap and any industrious man,
with a little care, can learn to apply it
well. Prairie Farmer.
How n Traveler ! I'.uiss.
An English traveler xvho has visited
every nation in the world is auf hority
for the statement that one food is uni
versal throughout all count rie-.
"There is not a part of Ihe world," he
says, "xxhere you cannot get an egg."
While in western China, however, he
at first had some dillieulty in getting
even eggs. The natives could not un
derstand him, and refused to recog
nize the pictures he drew of eggs.
"The way I got out of the dillieulty,"
he adds, "was that I squatted down on
my haunches, flapped my wings and
coek-a-doodle-doo'd until the entire
nation grasped what I xvanted, and I
was simply provided xvith hundreds of
eggs."
Live Hectic Kill Poultry.
One thing which is responsible for
the dent h of ninny t urkeys is t heir eat
ing of live beetles, snys a writer in the
Midland Fanner. If the potato beetles
are killed before eating, no harm
done, but when sxvalloxvcd alive, they
will live for a number of days, dest roy
ing the lining of the crop and bringing
on inflammation. Chickens are not apt
to eat potato beetles, but often sxval
log cinch bugs alive, xxhieh are small
er, but about as harmful. (Iratishoit
pers nre so large that they are usually
torn to piece- before eating. All soft
insects may be sxxalloxved without dan
ger to the turkey or chicken.
Stopping the Little Leaks.
There must be sonic way of stopping
the little leaks in the family pocket
book, if farming is to he suceessful,
and poultry and eggs to take to town
are just the right thing to stop that
leak. If the egg and chicken money
pays all the living expenses, money
from the sale of other produce can be
used to great advantage somewhere
else. Poultry brings in returns all the
time, every week in the year, just as
the family need them. Many cases
might be cited where farmers' wives
have paid all the living expenses of
large families simply by the poultry
sales. Commercial Poultry.
Don't try to keep the flock just
alive in winter and expect it to come
out in good shape in the spring. It
is poor economy to feed any stock
In such manner.'
for infants end Children.
The. Klml Yon ll;ivo Always lloiipht lias Ixu nc tlio sijjiia
turo tit' ('has. II. Fletcher, ntul lias boon made under his
personal supervision fur over .' years. Allow no n
to deceive you in this. CouiiloiTcils, Imitations anil
".Tnst-as.-ood" are hut Kxpcrimciits, and endanger tho
health nt Cliililrcn-Ilxporicnco against Ilxpcriincnt.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
lica:G tlio Signature
iica:G tlio Signature ot
In Use For Over 30 Years.
Liberal Adjustment:.
i'rcrapi
Pavme
- REMFEEFf;
H. HRRVEY 5CHDEH,
GENERAL INSTANCE AC ENGV
(uly tlio Oldest, i-'titnif.'
Fire, Lilt
N7o Assessments
i Cash Onipanics,
Accident and TiinnuNi
No Premium "lotes.
Tlio Achi:i
" Home
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rounded
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1810
Assels
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The Ncv York 1..
!ent Insurance Cn
Insurance Oj.
The fidelity Mui. .i! Life Association
Your Patronac silicited
ll Have "lis 15
liny !l postal cai'ej ainlj send Jlo the ex
York Tribune Fanner, New-Ymk ity,
for a free spccinian copy.
Tim Tribune I'ai uu r is a National Illus
trated Agi ietilluiul Weekly for Farmers
ami tin ir families, and stand- at 1 1 1 - bead
t' Ihe agricultural press. The price is
T 1 .mi per x ear, but if, oil lilo it x mi can
secure ii with xoiir oxvn lavmii.' local
lii xx spapi r, The I'o-T, M iddlel mrT. nl a
bargain. I loth papers one yi ar mdy tl..".
Si-mi your oidi"' and money to, I'osi ,
M ideleliing, I'fi
Itnd S(iclliiiH.
Mort ideal ion xx hieh may he felt by
nany In cau.-e of incapability in spell
ing xxill bo allevi
ated by the conclu
sions ilraxxn bv
I'rof. ScoK of Ann Arbor, that the de
fect is hereditary. One can no u.ore
help being a bad speller than he can
help wearing a birthmark or having
Mack or brown or blonde or red hair.
It has been demonstrated that a high
ly educated man will xxrile "months"
in one place and "inunths" in anot her.
There arc certain xx ords t ha t a re bug
bears to different writers. One will
stumble oxer "partisan" and another
oxer "parallel. A limited nuniberof
bad spellings is no cause for the blush
of c mini rrn ssi ue nt. I'rof. Scot t firox es
that the grandfather of a bad speller
was frequently equally at fault in his
orthography. That g i ami fa I hers and
great-grandfathers were quite fre
quently singularly deficient in this re
gard, asserts the St. I.ouis (ilobe-l)em-ocrut
in this connection, we have only
to look upon some of the names of
families xvho hate totally forgotten
their ancient and proud derixation.
There are countless instances of or
thographical lapses in great-grandfathers
or fathers, farther hack. When
a good speller rises in the family he
may grope among his ancestral shades
and recover the name that is his by
right of inheritance, notwithstanding
the defective peculiarity that has
twisted it out of nearly all semblance
to Its nriirinnl.
Her Little Error.
"Is she gentle?" asked the city
chap, who thought he wanted to buy
a steed. '
"Gentle?" ejaculated the country
chap, who had one to sell. "Why,
she's as gentle as a suckin' dove.
Hain't got a fault or fail in' 1:. t'.u
world nussir. She don't kic :, c
strike, or bite"
At that Instant tho equlnj yr. ...
swung her head vieioitaiy ti. : .u . . . :
snapped oft a pieco of ifci -' . -
ber's southwest e:::
"That is, not x.-if1. iiw d -" ' -
tuntlon 2 iloiu' li..:. '
More .il(c.
"I- il true Mlaiiehe I'iMirealeh is po
ing to be ina r ried
"Ye, to laj. b'iehinnn: he ot hi
arm in an eiigareii'.enl, von liiiiT."
"Iliiu.pl,
I t Ili- ot:c
lie cerlaililx Ii
1 A M v Sb.prr.
Mr. Pin.
that li hi 11
il before.
Mrs. rin.-hl
only xx ear il
American.
('lilted Dow ll.
ibacl, on sav
t for a xear. I
-I hcail
x mi've had
never sawr
ck- I
to I
k noxv
1 1 1 1 ii -1 1 .
that; I
Chienfyo
:t..a
.JlWfcw- -
l-'llllll.eil III l.lldf Xlomrllt.
Falienee I thought Will was going'
to a -V ,xoiir father for xoiir hand last
night '.'
Patrice Well, didn't he?
"I don't know that he did. He's not
disfigured any." Yolikcrs Statesman.
Sii rcn miii,
Mrs. DrSt.xle ( ha ughl ily) I atn sor
ry, but I xvould not permit my (laugh
ter to go xx if h a man I lint dr inks.
Tiiruedoxx tie I thought as much,
for I have ncier seen your daughter
out with her father. Judge.
Mnn' Such.
"Paw." said little Oscar, "what is at
community of interest?"
"I guess it is this one," said Mijit.
"Kvery person in this c (immunity
seems interested in every other per
son's alTaiis."--X. Y. Ill i .
Vt hy Ha Mm Sore.
Ted Yhy are you so opposed totbv
small families of the rloh?
Ned Our millionaires haven't
daughters enough to go around.-
Towa Topics,
Wle Willie.
Willie Say, pop, give me a nickaS
for a poor, lame man.
His Papa Who is he?
Willie He runs the lemonade stas4
on the corner. Chicago American. i
lie Had m Reason.
Cobwigger What excuse can there
be for a man drinking like that?
Ilenpeck His wife refuses to RpeaJC
to him when he's drunk. Town Ton
ics. (
Particular. !
Biz7.er Have a cigar. '
liuz.er No, you smoke it, old atram.'
lJi.zer Not much; I'm partkntlacx
shout the cigars I smoke. Ohio Scavut
Journal. -