MIDDLEBTCG POST.
4 MIA
.Work Weakens
r
Your Kidneys.
Kidneys Xake Impure Blood.
n the blooa In your body puses through
noes every three minutes.
The kidneys aro your
blood purifiers, they fil
ter out the waste or
Impurities in the blood.
If they are sick or out
of order, they fail to do
their work.
Pains, aches and rheu
matism come from ex
cess of uric acid In the
blood, due to neglected
trouble.
f7in,v trouble causes q-ilck er unsteady
Lrtbetts. and makes one feel as though
ir-working in pumping thick, kldney
oned blood through veins and arteries,
to be considered that only urinary
Lyes were to be traced to the kidneys.
now rnoucra stmiw. iawiw wi uc(ijr
riituilonal diseases have their beetn-
1. in kidney trouble.
r . -1,-L uaii nmn m41r via mlriil.
r.rdoctorine your kidneys. The mild
L the extraordinary effect of Dr. Kilmer's
LgfM-KOOt, 1 Kiunc roinouy is
L. Mllzed. It stands the highest for Its
tnjsrful cures of the most distressing cases
V is sold on itsmenw
ii j..nm.i. in iiuv
L, md one-dollar sir- gJfcW
You may have aa5S:
nole bottle by mall Rom. of Smunp-IUnt
a liso pamphlet telling you how to find
i If you have kidney or bladder trouble,
sntion this paper when writing Dr. Kilmer
Co., Bingnamion, n. t .
Divorce Notice.
Prtn I. nwm, lata of StaelloO, Dauphin
P. n Ilk. I
Limtth, Virata A. Strawaar, your wife, ha 1
U libel In the Court of Common Plraa of
tateoiiiity.of October Term. WW, No.
L. divorce airalnat you. Now, you are'
Lb; rwtiflMliiil n-qiilred o appear In ealit !
U1 on or rM'inrc nuiniji 7
L.K-r ib next to anawer the complaint
it Mid VirRia A Strawaar, and In default of
bippeamnce you win uui. uo
f,r.r.nlinyojrabeence
hMlebunr. Pa. . W. Bow ,
Oct. It, IWB. " " I
the Orphans' t'ouit of Snyder Co.,
'.nnsyivaula. In the estate of Ja-
...h T .aiiluv lata nf VVmt. Ttanvpr
ffowtwuip, iu said county, deceased.
Inquest in Partition.
f k Wuner. Attv. in Fact for Marv Ann
L Mr. Kv Lepley, Mra Lydia Weader
Abraham u. tt eouer, Mrs. mmrj Ann onoox
eion Snook. Mia. Amanda lioyer and Sou-
i Hnr.r. Mra. Sarah Jane Markle and
Lkllo B Markle, and 8ah Lepley, all of :
der County, ra. : aire, neewr oampeeii ana
i. u 11 fc' I I.I lilLI . l
y islly Ann Kami and Ueorga Fauat, of
trr Park. Michigan: Isaao Roinlg, nf How-l
trill.. Michigan; Mra. AmallnUa Kline, of
Lban. MichiKan; Abraham Rnralir, of ocotte
aloD. Miclii(au: Mra. Kliaabeth lleeter and i
kialHeater. of Fulton, Michigan; Mrs. Han-1
C . i I -1 a II I ill., . '
uaiong ami iwuvr, uvimi vi mi.iuiwaaa,
ianai Simon Parker, of Three River. Allch
n: Samuel K. Parker, of Grand Kapida,
hlgin: Isaac K. Parker, of Spalding, Mich
n; Mra. Utile Smith and Chauncey N.
Iih, Mr. Ella Smith and Samuel K. Hmitb,
Howard City, MichlRan; Uriaa K. Riden.
irlmA. Rldtn. Mra. Ida M. Oompton and
iry Compton, all of Macomb. Illinois; How
H. Fuller, whom addreea la unknown ; John
pley.olSeiiclerville,MinitnCo. Pa.; Kll
lb Breiner, whose whereabouta la unknown;
Ratbal KetDberling and John Kemberlinir,
tUbart, Indiana; Mlsa Lucy Ann Ulta and
t nu, Mra. Harali Trubv. Mra. Bern lee
uhll, and John Kleinfelt, Mr. Annie Lep
Aaaia Lepley. guardian of Bert Lepley and
lab Lepley, Wirt Waft-ner, Wirt Wagner,
rdlu of Lottie W aanerand Mabel Wairner.
I Vamrle Bunn, A. Sinclair, guardian of i
fen Lepley and Fred Lepley, all of Colon, I
lil(n,and Mra. Abbie Sanborn and Frank
aui.n nf Rm I. II 1 ..1. i U l t . I '
m.H, V. 1 WK, ..IIVIIIKVII, HOirV Ul
fJacob Lepley, deci'aeeu, and parties in
Ireet.
kke notice, that the Orphans' Court of the
SLouniy oi Mnyuer, l'euna., haa awarded an
Mt to make paitition and valuation af cor
real estate of the said Jacob Lepley, do
id, consisting of a messuage and trnct of
situate in West Beaver Townahln. Hnvrtnr
Eil, Pa., bounded by landa of Levi Smith,
Irl Ilassingsr and others, containing M
and S3 perches, and that aald Inquest will
iu on sum preiniaea, on calumny, Movent
A to'l, at 1 o'clock, p. m., at which time
place you eie repeated to attend it , you
i proper.
O. W. Row.
leris Onice, Middleburg, Pa., October It,
'sXTKIt A rj.Hla....K 'i -.1
I . J UDIIIIIIII,ll U, 1JF
h county to manage business for an old
lb! shed hmiu. f mWA u ... J-1 . .i:
raiKhl, Imna flde weekly aalary ot $18 paid
. .,TUIKmlaf who an expensoa
vtrroui i e idquarters. Money advanced for
nses. aiiuger, MO Caxton Bldg, Chicago.
t is usually the man who con
kres life a burden who is always
muy luuueu.
oiiikiii names.
treakini: into a blazing home,
ae firemen lately dragged the
ppmg inmates from death, Fan
J security, nud death near. It's
t WAV whan tnn .i,-l.
I colds. Don't do it. Dr. King s
r 'scovery for Consumpuon
!" ir ieci pronation against all
iat, CbeBt and Lurjr Troubles.
Pit near, and avoid suffering
,D. find HOntr'. Kilt. A i..-
mful stopB a lale cough persist-
UNA tno inAut ol.,KI TT
mum ntuuuui u. xxai m
anil n ; &..4i . , . -
. - .v. u.un innimg u s guaranteed
fwy. Middleburg Store, Gray
l.Qaruian & Co.. Dr. J. W. Satb-
lies f roe.
rtnL'Al1 T,ln.u I- 1 ,
fi,. .' .' v wuo p818 caras
ie top of the deck holds the up-
Jamiwd oub -r. .....
L - " II J i.Hlli
MIS llttlft dauoVilo. -I nr- T xt
bait... , """ 'r. u. a.
jeujumpedooan inverted rake
n. 16 n pe,nny na8. nd thrust
nail entirely through her foot
a second on half way through,
luberlmn's Pain Balm was
"PUj aipl,ed and five minutes
edaVaVi0 h,,li8aPP-ared. In
8 aya the child was wearing her
?nf!!h,"al "'''Iwithabiolutely no
mfort. Mr. Powell is a well
t:c.hn,'t of Portland. Va.
J?iu ,"1 is antiseptic nnd heals
in ur ea without maturation
11 oae-third of the timerenuired
usual tr-atment. For sale
f "Uleburg Drug Store.
Brl.n J . .
f . uuesu t cut much ice
Muieotsafrost.
A LlhsjMl atkia..
Rj.-.nf'!,fl?bOTW", Stomaoh
frli.Kt Ulet8 .t0 Bny 0n want
. tt6,.9r ,0' disorders
W one 8 18 new "medy and
MiddlRdobo Dbvo Stohk.
"Tour husband la a floorwalker la
department store, isn't he?"
-Ye-.."
"T. n, w hfKtlun't you have him get
up ami walk the floor with the baby
wbn ah criea?"
"1 can't wake him up. When
ahake him and tell him what's the
matter he mumbles sorm-thing about
soothing sirup a the drug depart
ment three aislea down, and then
goes to snoring; again." Chicago
Tribune.
Their VlBMetlTeleaea)ea.
"A few yearn ago, when we had a
apell -f liveliness on us," said the
landlord of the Pettyrille tavern, a
trifle ptiittiiiiistivally, "we tried to get
the inxane asylum located here; but
Kustletown lx-ut our beat efforts and
aecurd the institution, llowever,
our people are not resentful, and the
fact that, the asylum didn't come to
l'ettyville don't prevent some of us
rettyvillaiiiM from goin to the
asylum, once in awhile." Puck.
At Home- All Day.
"Why weepest thou, woman?"
"My lord w ill be buried this day."
"My wife was burled yesterday. To
morrow 1 ni list get me another."
Whereupon the widow shook the
ashes from her ahining hair, dried her
eyes, nnd, looking into the face of the
widower, smiled.
"I will be nt home to-morrow all
day," she said. Smart Ret.
What PIsiB-Pona; la Dke.
"Ping-pong," said the lady in the
foiling .kirt, "is just like golf."
"It is just like tenuis," declared the
lady in the'linen suit.
"You're both wronc." observed the
heavy.et gentleman who was wiping
bis brow and breathing with evident
effort. "It's just like hard work."
Indianapolis Sews.
Slan of Prosperity.
"How do you get the reputation of
being bo much; richer tluin you ore?"
asked the intimate friend.
"Very easily. I wear my old clothes
aa long as possible and never admit
that I have any money that I could
lend. People take it for granted that
I must be prosperous." Washington
Star.
Why Lot tVept.
Lot, upon being notified that bis wife
had turned to salt, was observed to
shed tears.
"Why in blazes couldn't she have
turned to coal?" he muttered angrily.
Put this vision of a sudden fortune
having been speedily shattered, he re
sumed his w eary march onward. X. Y.
Times. ,
Professional Pride.
"You gave that peeler a whole lot o'
wrong clews. What did you do it for?"
asked Bill de burglar. "You hadn't
nothing to gain by it."
"I know it," said Muggsy de crook.
"It's a heap o' satisfaction to outlie a
detective." Chicago Tribune.
Hopeless Case.
' Mra. Fimly You say Mrs. Noodle
is a fool!
Mrs. Bimly Fool? Why that worn
an will go to a church fair nnd go
home with the idea that her invest
ments were all bargains. Town Top
ics. Hippy Proapects.
Reginald Ah, Maudie, when we are
married there'll be no more of those
lonely nights when I used to sit and
sew on my own buttons.
Maudie No, darling; I'll be right
there by your Bide to thread your
needles for you. X, Y. Journal.
There Are Some.
Since poets are born and not made.
The world might be far less forlorn
If some of them only had. stall)
Not only unmade, but unborn.
Catholic Standard and Times.
HARD O THE POOH UOY.
Cholly In what profession would
you like me to distinguish myself?
Miss Kiddem Oht any at all a life
long explorer in Africa, for instance.
Chicago Chronicle.
Ad vice.
The be.t advice that or.e may rIvb
In this brave world of toil and tussle
Is this: If you would really live.
Then hustle, hustle, hustle.
Detroit Free IJree.
At Newport.
She There goes my mother.
He Who is the gentleman she is
with?
She I have forgotten his name. He
is iny iHtest stepfather. Chicago Eec-ord-Lierald.
Mataral KnouRh. '
Mrs. Gaussip I hear Mrs. Vane
haa severul full-length mirrors ia her
dressing-room.
Mr. Gaussip I suppose, woman
like, she wants to see everything
that's going on. Philadelphia Press.
P Calls the Torn.
Little Willie Say, pa, what's a
double chin?
Pa A double chin, my son, ia an
exchange of words between your ma
and grundma. Philadelphia Inquirer.
IUJ. Car4ar Sara Saliva Hava
Abas eva4 Saaae- Day Will
arprla tha WarlaV.
"I tried only to do my duty. I be
long to the army and not to politics
or to those seeking the notoriety
that political speeches and intrigues
bring. I made reference to the wa
ter cure, as I saw it had a bad ef
fect upon the natives and I believed
it should be stopped."
That was the statement of Maj.
Cornelius Gardener, lute military and
civil governor of the province of Tay
abas, island of Luzon, and who re
turned from the Philippines after
three years' stay in the islands.
"In December I sent a confidential
report to the secretary of war, or
MAJ. CORNELIUS GARDENER.
(Until Lately Governor of tha Provlnca of
Tayabas, P. I.)
nt loast what I supposed was a con
fidential report." said Maj. Garden
er, in speaking of the much mooted
water cure administered to Filipinos
by American soldiers.
"As governor of Tayabas, I was
asked to make a report on the con
ditions there. Unfortunately my re
port, or a part of it, crept into the
newspapers and into politics there
was a leak somewhere. In that re
port I criticised the manner in wjiich
some things were being done by cer
tain individual oflicers, whose acts I
believed contrary to what the gov
ernment desired should be the means
employed to bring pence and har
mony among the nntives.
"The Filipinos tire hungry for edu
cation. They have been lied about,
nnd misrepresented, nnd misjudged,
but the fact remains they desire our
education and our civilization. Why,
I have here with me a young Fili
pino, Ktnila De Gala, whom I nm
sending to the University of Michi
gan, where he will enter the medi
cal department after taking a pre
paratory course. He is not the first
that has gone to that institution
from the province of which I was
governor.
"There are a dozen towns In Taya
bas province thnt are mnking up sub
scriptions to keep ns many young
Filipinos in American institutions of
learning ns they can possibly afford.
"That water cure business? Well,
the fact is, I made the reference to
the water cure practice among boI
diers and sanctioned by some oflicers
because I saw it made a bad impres
sion upon the Filipinos. They were
and are a much-abused people. I be
came ns intimate with them us any
oflicer, nnd 1 tried to do my duty
as an oflicer nnd n mini,
"I belong to the army, nnd the
nrmy has done glorious work out
there. The war is now over, and I
think we can ntTord to be generous
as well ns Just with the Filipfnns.
Give tlit'in an etpial rliunci- at educa
tion ns in civilization nnd they will
surprise you."
LADY EDITH VILLIERS.
riinnnliitf Voiiiiu; llrltlali Arlatoerat
Wlioar llnnd I SihikM l- W.
W, Aatora Sun.
Lady F.dith Yillicrs, for whose hand
in mama-re young Waldorf Astor has
just proposed, is the daughter of the
curl of Clarendon, and is one of the
LADY EDITH VILLIERS.
(Charming- Young Aristocrat Who Is Being
Wooed by Waldorf Astor.)
most Donular vounsr women in Ttrlr.-
ish society. Her father, Edward Hyde
Villlers, eavl of Clarendon, is the
fifth of Ids title, so that it would ap
pear that William Waldorf Astor's
inn alms at a hi eh social mark. Tjirlu
Edith's mother is the daughter of the
third carl or Northampton. The
young woman secured for the recent
doronation a niarniflcent diamond
tiara, told to have' been once the
property ot impress Josephine of
France, and is said to have collected
other rare gems, which she wore on
that occasion.
C1tt'"a of the town of West JCv
rett, Man, havediscovered a meana
l..riaK ih.c itr for Moving a re-
. - luctant city coun-
Caavll Art. . . . ' , ,
cil which niiifc'it
prove effective elsewhere. For some
time, according to the Sew York
Post, there had been dissatisfaction
at West Everett because the peat
house waa located on one of the
principal streets, the neighbors not
unnaturally holding that It was dan
gerous. Kequests for its removal
were met with no divisive action on
the part of the aldermen, and finally
a meeting of citizens was called to
enter a formal potest nnd petition.
Just before the meeting was held,
three additional cuses of smallpox
were discovered near the pesthouse,
and this knowledge made the people
who assembled a decidedly determin
ed lot. There were many speakers
who freejy denounced the board of
aldermen and the board of health.
Resolutions embodying the senti
ment of the meeting were prepared
aad passed, and then somebody pro
posed that all present march to city
hall. This motion was favorably re
ceived, and in a short time all were
on their way to the aldermanlc
chamber. This looked like trouble,
but the aldermen saw the citizens
coming, and their Bleeping consci
ences suddenly awoke. Quickly con
vening the finance committee, an or
der wus reported to purchase an
eleven-acre estate and erect a pest
house thereon. The citizens wait
ed outside until the order wus pass
ed and signed. They theu departed
peacefully..
When John Qunicy Adams was M)
years of age, relates Everywhere, he
.. v. . met in the streets
FhlloaoBhlral
of Boston an old
, Ola Am,. friend wno shook
hia trembling band and said: "Good
morning, and how is John Quincy
Adams to-day?" "Thunk you," was
the ex-president's answer. "John
Quincy Adams himself is well, sir;
quite well, I thank you. But the
house in which he Uvea at present is
becoming dilapidated. It is tottering
upon its foundation. Time and the
seasons have nearly destroyed it. Its
roof is pretty well worn out. Its
walls are much shattered, and it
trembles wjth every wind. The old
tenement is becoming almost uniu
habitntkle, and I think John Quincy
Adams will have to move out of it
soon. Hut he himself is quite well,
sir; quite well." With that the ven
erable sixth president of the United
States moved on with the aid of hia
staff.
An Atlantic City (N. J.) paper haa
au article on John W. Gates, who it
says is the man "who recently laid
down the United States treasury port
folio to engage in private business."
The well-informed editor adds that
"Mr. Gates evidently finds more ex
citement in the corn pit than in a ua
tioual bank or in the routine life of
the treasury department." Our con
temporary will doubtless be glad to
be told that Guge is not Gates, nor is
he engaged in speculative enterprises
on the board of trade. Incidentally
Mr. Gage still loves and sticks to the
freedom from excitement which he
finds in a New York banking hoiike.
1'acillc const newspapers comment
with astonishment on the number of
law-abiding citizens who speak with
sympathy and admiration of Tracy,
the fugitive murderer. One pnper
snys that these misguided persons
seem to classify the escaped convict
"with Funston, Wainwright. llobsnn
and Dewey, and are incapable of dis
tinguishing between a bold net of war
fare and a deed of murderous daring."
The latest thing in the line of equip
ment for automobiles (just reported
from Chicago) is a long, sharp knife so
attached thnt it will readily sever a
rope that may be stretched across the
roadway by pence oflicers for the pur
pose of stopping the automobilist trav
eling faster than the local law allows.
Police and constables will have to meet
this new move by arming themselves
with steel cables.
A uni.pfe reunion was held n few
clays (ifi'i nt Clinton, In., when five
brother, immigrants of 50 years ago,
celebrated the golden anniversary of
their landing on American shores.
The brothers are Charles Ingwersen,
of Chicago, and Henry, Peter, August
and Nicholas Ingwersen, of Clinton.
The celebration was attended by 343
relatives of the brothers.
There are very few Englishmen, ac
cording to London Sketch, or, we may
add, Americans, who can really wear a
Panama hat with grace. A Panama
needs a swarthy face, a flashing eye,
a devil-may-care manner. It does not
go at all well with a worried look and
a bundle of business documents. No
body should attempt to carry off
Punama who is not a gypsy at heart.
The civilization and Americaniza
tion of the Philippines Is now in the
final stages. A Yankee circus ia mak
ing the rounds there.
"America has the best guns,' says a
German naval annual. And the best
gunners, too, as Manila bay and San
tiago proved.
I
j.-.iivmiitl,1
at
for Infants and Children.
The Kind Yon Have Always llotight ban borne the (dena
ture of Clius. II. Fletcher, and hits been made under his
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in thl. Counterfeits, Imitations and
" Jiist-as-gMMl" are but Experiments, and endiuijrer the
health of Children Exiverieneo niraiiist r.iMrliiw-iit.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
SI
.bears the
In Use For Over 30 Years.
Tm erwTii tom tt ut ttmrr new to citt
TIIE DUNDOnE STORED
I invite ull lo my store ami cull your attention to my line of.
Dry Goods, Notions,
Groceries, Drugs,
Hardware, Tinware,
Queensware, Glassware,
Hats and Caps,
Boots and Shoes.
A fti SDBCials-Exlraoriliiiary Values.
The Oriole, the famous 8-day, 42-hour strike, Oak clock. (J,!
value $2.50. My price $1.72.
Fancy tlark outinirs. muni values at Sc. Mv iri,-.. 4 ii.
Men's, Women's anl Children's hosiery, good 'value 20c. My price 1
White fleeced lied blankets, ltolund, others ask $2.00. My price $1
Hermitage seamless grain hags, extra values 2"c each. Mv ir
ju ior ci. ou.
Watch My Markets
for IJutter and Epgs. 1 always my more than my competitor
N. T. Dundore,
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