The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, May 01, 1902, Image 7

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! curing rheumatism, pala m the
iiineya, liver, oiaoaer ana tvery part
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letter and scalding pain in passing
3j effects following uss of liquor,
rbeer, snd overcomes that unpleasant
si Doing compeiiea to go ones
i day. and to ret up many times
(the night. The mild and the extra.
It stands the highest for Hs won
curei of the most distressing cases,
oeed s medicine you should nave the
fcld by druggist In 50c and$l. sizes.
nur save a sample Dottle of this
uj discovery
book that tells,
Unit It, both sent
Liy free by mall.
v Dr. Kilmer It
l.iminn. N. Y. When writtnv men.
Can j this generous cfier In this paper.
said
Spoiled hy Overdalaff.
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ur Deauij intuueatea uic,
Lid-be suitor. .
tt settles it," replied the maid
case. "I can never become
T
wife."
Uuse why?" queried the youth,
liuse you would be full all the
the answered. Chicago Daily
j FlrodUfc Aataseaaaat.
L tre rival in love?".
a."
; tou profess friendship for
I have been his dentist for
U rears, and I Wouldn't forego
h of rising up his teeth for any-
in the world. Washington
Soporific.
Ji-I rnt down in my easy chair
taning and picked up that new
of Scribbler s, and I didn't get
ltd until four this morning.
Whe idea! Why, I thought
tolly tiresome. -
k-Exactlyl It was four o'clock
woke up in my chair. Catholic
krd and Times.
i Domestic Mjaterr. f
Binks Something queer about
He has never once mentioned
It , . -.
I Dinks Perhaps he isn't mar-
inks Oh, yes, he Is. He wears
pairs tf shoes a month try
tut car fare. N. Y.Weekly.
Foolish Maa.
lirkley is dead," '
it was a complication of trou
n, when I saw him a week ago
Kemed to have a slight cold."
it's right, but he tried to take
remedies his friends suggest-
niladelphia Prese.
tithe Land of Drrami,
-Oh, Bertha, you must show
it hat your husband said he
Jug to buy for you. The last
was here, you know, he said
t dream.
it And it Is still a' dream,
Tit-Bits.
a Loifr-Felt Wait.
a crank out west announces
Intiun of 'a' theater hat for la
st will shut up when thecur-
M only Invent a box party
ruM do that he'd desrve a
-Philadelphia Press.
The Ilappr Flace,
ioon be at de place
Je blossoms run a race
'Marks Is a-havln' er dey fun, -4
melon ripe en red
fikln' cr his bed
kn' er his green aides ter de sun!
f Constitution.
KVIDEKCE.
Pte Schoolmistresa but
Ptei)ohl is that you, Miss
uave you had your boxing
Move What do you think?
r ... ., ... .- -,
Kuw Carrie.
poln it to wear that hat nn
Karrie sevs it Is awf ull v be-
F Be. Of course, that means
took like fright. Boston
I Maa'e ytew. .
relieve In love at first
t U more men took a closer
ll Uulletin. j. .
GATE THAT CARROT SAO.
Iavaa br a w Vara Stat ran
v Vkt Caaaldcvs l st1 af
are Mrit.
A subscriber living in Weatflek
Chautauqua county, X. Y, wfca pre
fers that hie name should )ot he
used In print, sends to . the New
York Tribune a description af a gate
which he eonatsueted serarsvl years
ago on a farm where ha them lived.
Its great merit is that It never sags.
For gateposts he meed eight by
eight timbers, set fully U feet apart.
With the Idea, of letting a load of
hay through, the cap piece ought to
be fully 13 feet above tha ground,
and may be advantageously cut oat
of six by eight stuff. The posts
should be set In stone or cement, so
as to be proof against the actios of
the frost. A sill or threshold Is also
provided. This should measure six
by eight or eight by eight and con'
sist of oaksor chestnut. The better
the timber for the rest of this frame)
the lonjrer it will last. '
The full length upright of each
gate is mode by four by fonr hard
wood scantling. The upper ends are
rrmiuled, and Inserted in holes bored
DURABLE FARM GATE. '
in the lower side of (but not en
tirely through) the cop piece. The
pins of the lower ends should be of
metal. Pieces of sawmill plate, in
which holes hare been punched,
should be fastened to the sill for
these pins to play in. ' Thus the pins
will be kept from wearing the wood.
A similar plate should be l lnoed
where the gates meet, to accommo
date the vertical bolt on one of tiietu.
The other gate should have a latch.
The slats and braces may be made
from stuff IV Inches thick and four
inches wide. 1 hey are attached to
each other and to the uprights with
bolts. The short braces are on the
opposite side of the slats from the
long ones, so that the same bolt may
go through both where they over
lap. When finished, the frame ana
gates should be well painted. -;
It will be seen that these gates can
be used singly or together, and that
they -swing in either direction. It
is always a convenience to nave a
gate swing away from you, no mat
ter from which side you approacn.
THE AGE OF TOOLS.
Farmers Most Keep Pace with Mod
ern Proareaa or They 'Will Ia
evltablr Fall Bealad.
The tools snd machinery of Amer
ica are capturing the world. The ma
chine, with its unerring accuracy, has
taken the place of human hands in
every department of industry, and has
immensely increased the productive
capacity of the artisan. On the farm,
too, the same rule controls, i ne mod
ern binders have superseded the old,
slow methods of the harvest, and made
the great grain fields a possibility.
To the effective use of machinery on
the farm is due the great exporting
capacity of the country, and in every
avocation in life it is the man behind
the machine that is moving civilization
forward.
Brain power is taking the place of
human muscle, and the result is an
elevation of the farmer to a higher
plane, requiring the application of
business methods to agriculture. The
inevitable .tendency of the increased
use of mnchlnery on the farm is the
increase in acreage in the hands of
one man, since the machines make in
tensive culture possible over larger
areas. The more effective the ma
chines are made the wider scope they
will need, and great farms, conducted
on wise business methods, will become
more and more common as men realize
the possibilities of such culture. The
great accumulations of capital will not
always be kept out of the farm, for
the capitalists will come to see what
money will do in businesslike farm
ing. It is the age of tools and ma
chinery, and the farm must keep up
with i the procession. Practical
Farmer.
Preparing 8oll for Potatoes. '
Preparation of the land Is an es
sentia too often neglected. It has
been asserted that not infrequently
one-half of the potato crop Is lost by
means of insufficient preparation of
the soil. Of one of the noted potato
growers of Wisconsin it used to be
said: -"He works the ground so much
that the potatoes do not know in
which direction to grow to find the
surface. So they fill the soil full."
Bgraetlmes the best of potato grow
ers slight' the preparation of their
soil because of a rush of other farm
work at the time their potato land
is being prepared. No after cultiva
tion can atone for the neglect of
thorough preparation; for in no case
can the soil under the hills be af
fected by the cultivation given la
the rows. Farmers' Review.
LcziJoOc-cj
,o water but . you cal
r.nke him drink i 1
You ' can't make Kim , ea
ililier. You can stufl food in
0 a thin man's stomach bi
.hr.t doesn't make him use it
Scott's Emulsion, can malt
'.im use it. How? By mat
n j him hungry, of courst
kctt's Emulsion makesa thi
.bdy hungryall over. Though
1 thin body was naturally hur..
;ry didn't you ? Well it isn's
thin body is asleep no
vorking gone on a strike
t doesn't try to use it's food.
Scott's Emulsion wakes i
.jp puts it ' to work again
making new flesh, That's the
way to get fat
Send for free sample.
SCOTT & BOWNE, ChemUtt. x Pearl St, M. Y
jgc aad f t-oo, aUdracsula.
How tha Secret Ga4 Oaf.
Jack Everyone in town is talking
about your engagement to Fred.
Mabel How do you suppose they
knew of it?
JackYou must have told some
one.
Mabel No, only the members Of
our sewing circle who were here yes
terday. Chelsea Gazette.
"Laura, these biscuits of yours are
unusually fine this morning. I thiuk
I never tasted better."
"George Ferguson!" here she
looked at him suspiciously "what
are you up to now? Are you going
to tell me you can't spare the money
for those rugs I wanted to buy to
day?" Chicago Tribune.
"CC C." on Every Tablet
Every tablet of Cascarets Cand)
-athartic bears the famous C. C. C.
'lever sold in bulk. Look for it am
.ccept no other. - Beware of fraud
ill druggists, xoc
Seffleleat Caaae,
. Judge What are your grounds for
a divorce, sir?
Plaintiff My wife married me to
reform me, and after w settled
down didn't have sense enough to
give up the idea.
Judge Granted. Brooklyn Life.
Tha Hew Password,
Gazzam (after he has succeeded In
waking his wife) Open the dorsh!
Mrs. Gazzam (head out of second'
story window) Are you sober?
' "Yesh."
"Then say, 'reciprocity.' " Harlem
Life. -
All That Was Lack In a.
Gladys Yes; Rupert and I are en
gaged; but it's a secret, as yet.
Edlth-As yet?
Gladys Yes until I can succeed in
making him comprehend that we are
engaged. Puck..
Daaaer la a Compliment.
"Todd, your wife has a voice like
velvet."
"Gracious! Don't talk so loud. If
she heard that, I should have to get
her a new dress t match it." Tit-
Bits.
Genial Conduct.
Jones Aren't you and Jenkyns
friendly?
Brown Friendly? Of course; every
time he comes in my store he buys a
little something on credit. Detroit
Free Tress.
Ills Vnlucky Day.
"Friday may be an unlucky day for
some people, but Thursday is mine.
That's the day on which I proposed."
"Oh, yes, and the girl rejected you?"
"Xo; she accepted mc." Tit-Bits.
Ho Family Skeletons.
"Well, there is one advantage in liv
ing in a flat."
"Wbatisthat7"
"The closets are too shallow to con
ceal a skeleton." N. Y. Herald.
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bitches AT3 t2,nrs.
. ' ' aMaaammmaaa
staaato Apparataa y Walaa Amy
I Marat Parmer Caa Kaaity Oa-
, tala a Paper Graee. '
A device for assisting in getting the
grade while digging drains is described
oyU.tr. Smith, Somerset county, Me.
I took a piece of board a, a, eight feet
long, seven inches wide, and uaQed on
two three-cornered pieces, b, b, cut
ting out tha section of the board be
tween them,' as shown in tha illustra
tion;. Then L. nailed a piece of lath
across the tops of the three-cornered
pieces. A piece of clapboard, d, three
feet long, was sharpened nearly to a
point on the thin side snd nailed di
agonally to the side of the eight-foot
board, thin edge down, so that the
APPARATUS FOR PROPER GRADE.
point of the clapboard would be about
20 Inches above the center of the lath.
A plumb line and bob is suspended
from the point above the center of the
lath. If the lower edge of the board
is straight and placed in a level po
sltion the line will bang at right an
gles with it. Have the edge of the
lath planed. Take a sharp pencil and
mark each side of the line and cut a
notch on the lath. To illustrate the
use of the device, when the board is
level, if a two-inch block is put under
one end and a notch cut behind the
line, the plumb line will indicate the
grade and the operator will get a two
inc!j fall for every eight feet, eight
feet being the length of the board.
Orange Judd Farmer.
ROADS IN GERMANY.
A Troublesome Witness.
Mother (angrily) Did he dare to
kiss you more than once?
Daughter (evasively) Well, mam
ma, I know it wasn't less than once.
ruck.
The Mas of the House,
Stranger Is the man of the house
in? '
Servant Yes, but the woman of the
house won't let him come out. N. Y.
Weekly
"Dead Broke."
"Is he. kroke?"
'I guess so. n ) said if air was five
cents a barrel he'd suffocate." Ia-
dlanap'olls News. ' "
At the Cbareh Pair.
"And haven't you got any mose
money?" asked the sweet young thing
selling chances at the church fair.
"Yes, I've got a dollar," reluctantly
admitted the unfortunate but truthful
young man. "But I put it in the sole of
my stocking before putting on my
shoes, so as to have something to pay
my car fare home." Seattle Post-In-telMgencer.
BdaaateTea atewete With Canaries.
Cinuy Cathartic, ears eeesUpsUoa I
to.r. Itaao.aU,arasBtsMretaa
flew They Are Kept In Repair With,
out 'Any Appreciable Cost to
the Taxpayers.
i
Americans concede that roadniaking
n Germany Is a fine art. Few, how
ever, realize that road repairing has
been reduced to a comparatively cheap
art as well. I wish devotedly that local
societies could be former in order to
study it, snd apply the results of the
study to country rosda in America.
I spoU n ou.the subject to an audi
- ence of leadhig cit iifcu in TTtr coun
ty in XemYork, an Ideal county to ex
periment? In, having all the three chief
things for success. I mean stones,
paupers and fruit trees. Germans,
namely, find that it pays to encourage
peasants to free their fields of stones;
the property rises in value taxing
value. The stones thrown into heaps
by the roadside are purchased by the
district road-repairing commission.
Poor men, who otherwise would have
to be supported in almshouses, are
hired to break these stones, and then
are trained to the work of repairing
the roadbeds. The money to pay the
men is made by auctioning off to
the highest bidder the crops of the
fruit trees that were planted on both
sides of the highway when it was built,
and which are nourished well by the
manure that falls along the road and
is pushed at intervals by a road tender
upon their roots. The purchaser of
the crop sees to it that his fruit is not
stolen. The road commissioners have
svo bother about that. And although
the sale is by auction, it brings in con
siderable.' Every burgher knows how
much, because the sales of highway
fruit crops are published in the local
newspapers. Countess von Krockow,
in Chicago Tribune.
Amount of Seed to Sow.
The amount of grain to sow per
acre Is a question of considerable im
portance, (since the saving of half a
peck per acre is $13 to $20 on every
100 acres of wheat sown. It is not
well to skimp the seed, but too much
is as bad as too little; not only is it
a waste of seed, but the plants will
be too crowded to develop in the
highest degree. . The right amount of
seed, then, is the question, and yet to
say what will apply in every case is
not possible. By using averages, the
proper amount under average condi
tions may be stated, but what would
be ton little vin a dry summer would
be too much in a wet one. The im
plement used in sowing also has an
Influence on the amount of seed to
sow. It is generally conceded that it
is good practice to sow a peck less of
seed with a drill than with the broad
cast seeder. Midland Farmer.
for Infanta and Children,
The Kind Tost Hare Always Boaght has borne the ffuu
tare of Ohauk II. Fletcher, ud has been made under his
personal supervision for oyer 30 years. 'Allow no one
to deceive yon in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
' Just-as-good are but Experiments, and endanger the)
health of QJldren Experience against ExDeriment.
The Kind Tou Have Always Bought
Dean ine Bignainre ox
In Use For Over 30 Years.
Liberal Adjustments. Prompt Payme
H. HARVEY SCHDCH,
6ENERAL iNSfcANCE A6ENCV
SEIilJNSGlIOTE. PAt
Only the Oldest, Strongest Cash Companies,
Fire, Life, Accident and Tornado.
fro Assessments No Premium Notes.
The Aetna Founded A. D., 1819 Assets 11,0 ,13.88
" Home 3853 " 9,83,628.4
" American " . 1810 " 2,40,84.3
The Standard Accident Insurance Co.
The New York Ufe Insurance Co.
The fidelity Mutual Life Association.
Your Patronaee is solicited.
DURiNo HOT WEATHER -we.
BLUEFLAME COOK STOVES.
"New Rochester"
WICKLESS
SAMPLE,
SAFE
rtOOKINQ
I t 4' Co. Btake their reputation on the stove iu questiou: The '
Dest evidence of the satisfaction enjoye.1 is teBHi-n ig mi0r a. -
ohcatft nrnm from " ue world. . j
Send for literature, both for the "New Rochester" Cook Stove and iWi
the "New Rochester" Lamp. u
L i ?cu never regret having introduced these gcods into your house
hold. The'Rocheser Lamp Co.,
ace and 33 Barclay St., New York.
New-York Tribune Farmer
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NKW-YOIIK WEEKLY TKIHL'NK, known und read
In every state In tlie rnlon.
on November T, 1901, it was clumped to tlio
NEW-YORK TBIBDNE FARMER,
a lilti class, up-to-date, illustrated agricultural weekly,
tor the (armor and Ills dim family
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Bend your order and money to the I'omt.
Sample Copy free. Send your ad
dress to NEW-YORK TRIBUNE
FARMER, New York City.
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Faraa Laada la tha XV ft.
Whatever may be said of low
prices of farm lantfs east of the Al
leghenies,' there is no doubt that
farms of the central valleys, from the
eastern to the western mountains,
sre advancing; rapidly, and are in de
mand at greatly increased prices.
Plenty of land in Illinois has reached
the $100 mark, avd farms of the Mis
souri valley, from Kansas to Minne
sota, are steadily increasing in value.
As western competition . becomes
more intense, western farmers and
the congressmen who represent them
demand expensive irrigation and
sore free farms, while eastern farm
era have failed to ask for government
supplies of free fertilizers; and east
am gardeners, liave made no demand
for appropriations for plant houses
sad other aids to production. Coup-'
ftr OtAtlsmssv ,.,1.-.. J
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SPECIAL SALE
CARPETS, MATTING
RUGS and FURNITURE.
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Italia VU Uif U VUUUUU
MGE8T Mi MOST 01
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Marked attractiveness in design and color and excellent quality t
ofiabric, combined with the reasonable prices, make our carpets
conspicuous. At this time attention is called to the new season's '
pattertis of the well-known Wilton's, Axminsters and Tapestry ; ;
Brussels. The latest effects n Ingrains. liag Carpets in all styles ; ;
and prices.
Our stock o! new FURNITURE is ,es-::
pecially pleasing. We also have a fine::
line of baby Carriages !
W. H. FELIX,
Valley Street, Lewistown, Pa. : :
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