' f ' : i 1 'if ' '-. ' r i' .' ! $ ;'V?v.i I ;t'T!l. 'i'i"" f r ' , t.tf i QEST FOR THE BOWELS If tb kawn'l a nmhr, healthy mnTsraentof ths fcorls ory day. Jn is I'l KP o" bowtlsopcn. amllw well. r.rc-.lu the shaiwor vlo-It-lit ihy.lcur pill llso",l lUiiefrou-. Ths smvoth Mt.easW, B.'-t '. rf,l. o( seeplus UlS baeett clear sad clsajl U w CANDY CATHARTIO EAT EM LIKE CANDY ?ltuMit. rltl.l. l'ntnt. Tut (load, noOnod SVvt-r Hickrn, nwkri.M irip . "" x-r box. Write tor frio aiii-le, suit Look It I , ns lii-Allll. jkhitmi VTmiJin stcsrnT roupjxr. run im sr iw toss. KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN Some Eacnpe. Buckeye What does a member of the legislature get In your state? Keystone That depends. Some times one is sentenced for a year or two, but more frequently lie jrets off Fcot-free. Catholic Standard and Time. What He Meant. Iloufe Agent Have you any chil dren? House Hunter Ye?; but they are Tery quiet and well-behaved. House Agent Oh, but I mean have you any children living, ma'am? Judge. y Exemplifying; It. "I houril 'Wiggleton deliver a mighty interesting lecture the other evening on 'Success in Life.' He seemed to be what are you grinning at?" "Nothing, only Yiggleton failed In business two days ago. Hadn't you heard of it?" Chicago Tribune. Had the Proof. "What happened when you called her father an ass?" asked Cholly. "I discovered tbat he wns sure-footed," responded Freddy, who had beea lifted to the sidewalk. Chicago Daily News. Able. The Father Have you the ability to support my daughter as her Bta- tion in society requires? The Suitor Ve8, sir! I have the nWlity all I need is the opportunity to apply it! Brooklyn Life. Dlaasreentile Fellow. "I despise Chumileigh." "What's Chumplr igh's trouble?" "When he tells me a joke he always pokes me in the ribs and adds: 'Think it over!' "Town Topics. 'i On Jellies preserve and pickle, spread y . a Uiln coaling of - PURE! REFINED .PARAFFIN E Will keep than absnlotely moisture and arid proof. rtrelttSned f'aralfine la alaa useful in ft dozen otbt-r waya about the Bouse, tail ai notions in eacu pa bold everywhere. STANDARD OIL CO. More Coeaa-Work. narry I wonder who said that money is the root of all evil. Harriet Oh, some nahsppy man who tried to marry for mostey and couldn't. Detroit Free Press. The Best la the World. Customer Is this good country but ter? Grocer Yes, ma'am, that was mad in America, the best country In all the world. Indianapolis News. Married Life. Irate Father Young man, youll have to cease paying attentions to my daughter. Suitor So I will, if yon let me marry her. Sun. Ma Eseltemeat. 'My wife believes everything that I tell her." "Don't you find life mighty monoto nous?" Brooklyn Life. Olia (Brails ttjT On Silver I'lnte can ouly be dt-tcrmiurti alter long yeurt cf actual service utile you i urchaw ware bearing a well ;nowtt IrnMe-mnrk. For over h.ilf a centt:rv 5poona, Forkt. l...vc Lkcu use and pivrn y- fii-v t h r. i::u't -tin. 'J hry me t,oA I y If. Mill, k df iilrri f vi ; vv. line. 1 ir caluloiMie f of i-.rv.(jU:i;ris i.aJtu l..c r.u.kcts INTERNATIONAL 5ILVL CO., Miriden. Conn. If: I i i COMFORT BRINGS CASH. Vfcy Dairyaaea IkaiM Alwaya Have Saeealeat Fee a Head te llela Oat the Paatere. ; There is a direct connection be tween the comfort of the cow and the cash- received by her owner. This factor of comfort may be made more important by, having combined with it the additional factor of succulent feed. This is especially the case when cows are on pasture, in which rase their digestive systems have adapted themselves to the succulent uuture of the foods. In case of a storm lasting for days, or of any mishap that makes it necessary to take the animals off the pasture, the substitution for that pasture grass of dry hay always causes loss in the flow of milk and in the production of butter fat. Kvery dairyman should have on hand nilupc, sugar beets, or some other succulent feed to help out the pasture whenever necessary. The importance of this is shown by an experience at the Arizona exper iment station, as told by the direct or: The 17th, 18th and 19th days of November, l'.ion, were rainy days. From the day before to the day aft er the rains the amount of milk de livered at the creameries fell off ten per cent. In the same time the milk from our own herd decreased 37 per cent., nnd continued to decrease un til it had reached 50 per cent. It then took t he cows a month to get back to where they were before the rain. The week of the storm nnd that following, two of the six cows had sugar beets in addition to their pas ture. During these two weeks the four cows having pasture alone fell off 4(1 per cent, in amount of butter fat given, while the two having beets fell off only 20 per cent. Here is to be noted not only the effect of the storm, but the effect of feed as well; the cows having sugnr beets during the storm falling off less than half as much in their butter fat ns did those on pasture alone. REMARKABLE JERSEY. Pride's Olica Embodies Moat of the (rood Points nequlred of the Typical Dwlry Cow. At the recent stock show at the Tan-American exposition there was a very large exhibit of aged Jersey Cows. Some of the finest cattle iu the country were brought in compe tition for the prizes, says Xcw Eng land Homestead. First prize was awarded to Pride's Olga, IV. (Dfi.SOT), owned by Charles A. Sweet. She is a remarkable nnimnl and embodies most of the good points re quired for a typical cow of her class, as bhown in the illustration. She is large and solid, of a dark fawn color, with an enormous, well-formed and perfectly balnnceil udder, large tor- PEKFECTLT BAXANCBD UDDER. tuous milk veins, great barrels, M'nn neck, disk face, incurving horns and keen but gentle eyes. As a two-year-old, she gave t42V ponnda of milk and made IS pounds two ounces of butter in seven days. Jusl before entering the contest at the Tan-American she made for one day a milk record of 65 pounds, seven days, 447 pounds two ounces, tjtd in 31 days, 1,M1 pounds 14 ounces; in 113 days, 6,359 pounds. Previous to her last calf, May 10, Fhe gave 12,000 pounds of milk la 11 months. Pride's Olga's IV. wai born August 2, 1893. She was sired by Melia Ann's Stoke Togis (23,04). Bar dam was Pride's Olgs (37,185 who has mx tested daughters and an other to be teVed soon. Caws Thrive ea Bnallase. I have fed ensilage for four years with good success, and have never seen any bad effects of using It. In the meantime I have gained m rery large business over non-feeders. I feed daily from 30 pounds to all that will be eaten per cow. I have also fed oat and pea silage. There are not many silos around here, but farmers have been watching mine, and have made up their minds that silos are just the thing. I am feeding now about 50 head of cattle, and would say that for me "no silo, no dairy." George L. Franz, in Farm- j ers' Beview. j Ko MonfT In Poor Oowa. 1 The poor farmer sticks to the poor ! cow and imagines that he is making money out of lu-r. Fortunately for that kind of a cow, the Kaid kiud of farmer has n (-troti imagination one that docs not have to have factstobuild tipon. If the fanner got to demanding proofs of the value of his poor cow, it would be the end of the cow. It Is a pity that more farmers are not of a judicial turn of mind. If about half of the cows of the count ny were turned Into cow beef it would be better for .he farmers. Fanners' Review. COIONEITKEPT VOW. Bow Gea. Wilson Cured a Bibuloue FeUow Officer. Ckaratla- Starr Tolat Aboat the Gal laat Selaler Wka Will Rear, seat the Araa? at Kla Ed- - , ward's Coraaatlaa. When the late Charles A. Dana was assistant secretary of war he was com missioned to go to the front and, in semiofficial letters, to give his impres sions of the officers of Grant's army for the purpose of assisting President Lincoln and Secretary Stanton in forming their judgment of military leaders. ' ' Of Gen. James H. Wilson, one of the commissioners appointed by President Roosevelt to represent the United States at the coronation of King Ed ward, Mr. Dana wrote, under date oi Cairo, 111., July 13, 1863: tJaut. Col. Wilson. Inspector general, la a captain ot engineers In the regular army, and has rendered valuable services In that capacity. . . . He has remarkable tal ents and uncommon executive power, and will be heard from hereafter. "(;n. Wilson abundantly fulfilled that prediction," said Brig. Gen. John F. Weston, commissary general of the army. "1 had the honor," continued Gen. Weston, "to serve on Gen. Wil son's staff during his famous cavalry enmpnign. In the opinion of his men and in the estimate of Grant himself, Gen. Wilson was a remarkably bril liant soldier. Gen. Wilson was very young when made a cavalry command er. In fact, he was but 27 years of sge when he assisted in the final tri umphs of the war." An officer in the war department at Washington, in the Philadelphia Sat urday Evening Post, tells of an Inci dent in which the youth and the still more youthful appearance of Gen. Wil son during the civil war almost led a distingnished cojoncl to send in his resignation. "It is an interesting bit of unwritten history," said the officer who relates the story. "Shortly after Grant had put Gen. Wilson in charge of a large force of cavalry and while his brilliant exploits were being heralded throughout the country, Col. was' transferred from the army of the Potomac and as signed to duty under Gen. Wilson, The GEN'. JAMES II. WILSON. (Will Represent Our Army at King Ed - ward's Coronation.) colonel knew a number of Wilson's of ficers personally and was popular among them. He was a stern and brave soldier on the battlefield, but in social hours was something of a Bohemian On the night of his arrival at Gen.Wil son's camp the general was tempo rarily, absent and the colonel and his old friends celebrsted their reunion. "The next morning the colonel went to the general's headquarters to report for duty. It was in August, and the general, in white duck, entirely divest ed of military emblems, was keeping cool In a hammock where he was dili gently studying a topographical map, Somehow the colonel, who had never met Wilson, got It Info his head that this youth was a newspaper corre spondent and, so believing, he did not hesitate to address him familiarly, say log that he had arrived only the night before and had, he feared, tarried too long at the wassail bowl. 'I understand,' added the colonel, that en. Wilson Is Tery strict about tbat sort of thing.' " The genersl replied Gen. Wilson, suppressing his amusement over the colonel's unwitting confession, 'seeks to impress his officers with the neees sity ot keeping their faculties clear for possible emergencies at any hour. "Do you think,' persisted the hap less colonel, "that my appearance would betray me? "'Only to the practiced ye,' re sponded the general, 'but I should ad' vise you to walk around a little while before reporting. "The colonel took his advice and after awhile returned. When he dis covered that the youth he had seen In the hammock was in reality the dash ing cavslry leader, the colonel was in a worse condition than he had been the night before, but the general put him at his ease after exacting a pledge that be would not drink again, except on a , , ... . pnysician s oroer, wnne ttie war lasted." The tow was rigidly kept. Poor Coontry for Uradbeata. Debtors in Warn, when three months in arrears, can be seized by the creditor and compelled to work out their indebtedness. Should debtor run owny, his father, his wife or his children may be held in slavery until the debt Is cuncc'.eJ. Chinamen In Factories, In Han Francisco 570 Chinamen are employed in factories, making un derwear for women and children. Girl are totally unable to compete with' them. The fivecent packet is enough foranordin ary occasion. The family bottle. Sixty cents, contains a supply for a year. " '-V So Seek. Blx flkhs oaked the steward to fix I Them a nice little stew at 6:06. But the wind blew a Kale, And they rut lied to the rail. For six t lkha were seasick St 1:06. -fhirtca Tribune. Fie "Wa the Real Thins;. (Scones, having sent a stupid servant to do an errand, M as greatly annoyed on finding that he had done exactly the opposite to what he had been ordered. "Why, you haven't common sense," he remonstrated. "But, sir" . -"Shut up! I should have remembered that you were an idiot. When I'm tempted to send a fool on an errand gain, I'll not ask you I'll go my self." Tit-Bits. . Hie Great QaallHaatloa. The animals were preparing for amateur theatricals. "I want to be the heavy villain," said the sheep. .You!" snorted the intelligent horse. "You'd make a fierce-looking villain, wouldn't you?" "Maybe not, retorted the sheep, 'but I'll bet none of you can beat me saying 'Bah!' " Catholio Stand ard and Times. Coaalder. ConrldeV well your actions. What's done you can't recalls " . Ko use to puU th! trigger, ' ' Then to try to stop the ball. Lippincott's Mafaslne. BE DIDVT BEE THE JOKE. "Reallr. Cant. Tlluehlnzes. it was so kind of you to make me a present of. mis uttie puppy, waruiea miss it as tinock. "It's so like you, 'yknow." Ally Sloper. he. Ebe cbopi all day and she dances all night. And sbs cads all around as she wishes; But her mother complains that she's never found strength To tackle a pan full of dishes. Baltimore News. Difference la Tastes. Sister Helene To me there is not another opera like "Martha." Such soothing eatchy melodies as they al lure into i forgetfuinens! Iteally, I know nothing I like better than "The LasVKose." " Brother Herbert Iudeedl I prefer the firtt asr aragus. N. Y. Times. No Time Lost. Mrs. Seldom-IIolme Do you know anything about these people that moved in to the house next door to you yesterday? ; Mrs. Jenner Lee Ondego I know all about them. They haven't put any blinds on their windows yet. Chicago Tribune.' IS L'O o )Cj o p V I have been taking R ipans Tabules for the dyspepsia, they have helped me wonderfully. I do not know any particular way they affect me, but they seem to give vigor to the entire system. I had a sort of languid feeling, but since taking the Tabules I feel spirited and have not that melancholy way about me. I think they are good for a general build-up of the sys tem, as they seem to act like atonic. BETTER TIUS IMI.I.S. The question has been asked, "In what way are Chanibcrlaiu'sStomach and Liver Tablets superior to pills?" Our answer i Tbey are easier aud more pleauaut to take, more mild and gentle iu e fleet and more reliable as they can always bo depended upon. Then they cleahse and 'invigorate the stomach and leave the bowels in a natural condition, while pills are more harth iu e fl'oct and their use ia often followed by constipation. Fo. sale by MiddleburgLJ .Drug Store. Purltr is the (treat uonsl.li'ration in Jwlint we drink or eat. All rtak ot icttln Iropnre whiskey ia avoided dy buying direct from The Uayner Distilling Co. Tliey alro aave you I lie whole sale and retail dealera' protit. Head their an nouncement in this aer; it meana money ia your pocket. LEGiUJiDVERTSING. ADMINISTUATOB'H NOTICE Let ters of Administration ia the eatate of John M. Ilackrnu'irff, late ot Adams wo., Snyder Co Pa., dee'd. having been granted to the underpinned, all persons knowing them selves indehtcil to said eatate are requested to mike Imniexlinta payment, while thoae having clalmawill present them duly authenticated te lue unueraiguen. NATHAN HACKi TJBUKO, ArimtiilHtrainr. C T. A. Dundore, Pa., Feb. , lWt. M. I Potter, Att'y. EXECUTRIX'S NOTICE. Notice Is hereby alven tbat letters testamentary unon the ea tate ot George Campbell, lata of Union town ship, Snyder Co., Pa., decd, have beea laraed In due form of law to the undersigned, to whom all indebted to said eatate abould make Ira me diate payment and these having claims agalaaf iianouia present toem amy aulaeaueMea let seniemeui. v. W. CAMPBKI.L. Executor. Wateontown, fa', March It, 1SU2, LICENSE NOTICES. The followine-named nei eona filed with the Clerk of the Court of Quarter Heaaiona of the county of Snyder, their application for Tavern, MHiiera, vtsu.iero ana wnnieseie ucensee, which will be unseated -for aDnroral on batur- aay, April sn, isux i 1. J. . Mlddleswsrtb, TrOselrllle t, II. a Faust, Beevertowa . William P. Bouah, McClure 4. D. E. Bingaman, Pennaereek . J. K. Srmnifler. Pannecreek 6. W. F. Melecr, Meiserville T. W. IL K enfetter UcKeee X '" a. M. J. riaber, Chapaaaa . C. W.QrMblll. Sarlaafo-d It. Daniel Herman, Ktntaarrtlls 11. Carbon Seebold, Straaiekarg 12. Daniel Bolender. Middleware is. v. Arlington msner, - - Streamer 14. Martin Blear. Bhaaaokia Dam IS. Xllsworth Aurand, Shaaaokl a Dam IS. Harry M. Uaitman, Hhaaaoktn Sam IT. U. C Haas, Ml, Pleasant Villi 18. Francis J. Kerstetter, tiehnee IS. J. P. Huck, SelinasrOTS su. z- . uetrics, neuaagrere 21. Jonathan A. Arbocaat. Sallaaarove SI James M. Clark. BellnaaroTe S3. W. E- Btahlnecker, Beaver Springs m. r, n. uauueri, l on i rererton 2S. W. H. Hhrnarder, Port Treverton as. George W. Weaver, Kreeburg si. i-ewis rianer, rreeuuri ts. J. K. Vanhorn. 8umiuil . Pred G. Ulass, PreebUrg WHOLESALE LICENSE. W. II Grleam, rreebnrg A. II. Wltmer, Sellnggrove Joseph L. Marks, Hwlneford D18-11LLEBS' LICENSE. Joseph L. Marks. ' Hwinetord Isaac Sliawer, Port Ana O.M.SIIINDEL, Clerk. Mlddleburg. Pa . Anrll 5to. IWi. Assignee's Notice. In re awlsned estate of , Elizabeth A, Unrner, aoing uusiucsa as Jobu A. Ilarncr, agent. Xotlce Is hereby given that Kllsslwth A. Barner, doing husi ucaa as John A. Karner, agent, of West Perry township, Snyder county. Pennaylvaniu, has made an a.slguniKiit o( all her property and efTects, for the beuellt of Iter wctlitori to His uudursigned. That all persons knowing tliemiclves to b Indebted to said estate are requested to make immediate amymenl. and those having: claims will present them duly auttienti-ated for settle ment E. A. OAK MAN, Aaslgnre, JAY Q. WElSKIt, Atty. KlchlU-ld.Pe. ?Al. CUIUS V.'litrifclUl 1'u.n-s Uih Cat I I tr (Irnsl.ts. f I. I Best L'ouh brruo. in iniie. vrnid nr oruui.Ti -1 PURE WHISKEY DIRECT FROM DISTILLER! TO CONSUMER. Four Full Quarts) ttj) Exireii . Pieiisld. Sa$ DmW Frofltt. trmntt Adulttratioiu. i HAYNEstiS OUR OFPERl We wU seed four Villi mart bottles of Herner'sl 7-Vear-OW OeaWe Copper I Distilled Rye for $3.20,1 esareae preasia, satpt M alsis peckaoe, sol EsroraiiiSS tQwiniissRi arma ta Indicate cont teats. Naotsatisfactonl whes received, return ill at ear espeaeet we nil 4 retara roar SJwtO. Sac Whltktj tan't UhaM tutwIUTi lor uu isoa ts I Igss-BlisirctS! Third If at'l BaDk.Daytoat BUtel ssa iat'l Baak, St. LouUt or any of the Ex. Ce i l THE HAYNER DISTILUN0 CO, i tte-23l West Fifth St., Dayton, Ohio. , UOO-3II So. Seventh St.. at. Louts, Mo. WenarDtaeeefiiai wU da a tt graaaj-Bs The Hayaer Diatllllng Co., of Dayton. Ohlo, will shin you four full Quarts of Hayner'a Sev- ea. Year-Old Rye by express, charges prepaid. forfs.30. See their advertisement. UK bleb ap- pears e lea w bare in (sis li "er KaeaaaatlSBi. Last fail I was taken with tstt sTt attack of m oscular rheuma tism which caused me ereat rain and anoovaace. After trying several prescription and rheumatic cores, I decided to use Chamberlain's Pain Balm, which I had seen advertised in the 8outh Jerseytnan. After two applications of this Remedy I was much better, , and after using one bottle, was completely eared. Sal lie Harris, S.lem, N. J. For sale by Middlebqrgh Drugstore. CHESTER'S EKSUSH fh::iyooyal fills BUkfr. Always reliable. aadlaa.MkPtagstst t HICHESTTEB-a BNUM la Stod I U14 metallic aoiss, sealed with blue ribbon. TwkeaacMfcer. sttifaae daageiaas aaball Swlleaa aad laaltallewe. Buy of year Druggist, ar sand Se, In stamps for PartleaJata, Testl assaisli and atelier fwr Latallea," In teller, by retara Stalk 1,S Tettimoolali. boW r aU Unisgisu. OHIOHBSTSa OHIMIOAL OO. I Marttsaa aHaara, rSUI, TA, A TALrABLE KEDICIXK Far Conghs and Colds 1st tlilldrea. "I have not the slightest hesitaucy in recommending Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to all who are suffer ing from coughs or colds," says Chas M. Connor, Fsq.,a wellkn-wn watch maker, of C'olotubo, Ceylon. "It has been some two roars since the Cily Disponsary first called my attention to this valuable medicine nnd I have reportedly used It and it has always I been beneficial. It has cured mo quicklv of all chest colds. It i espec ially effectife for children and sel dom takes more than one bottle to cure them of hoarseness. I have per suaded ninny to try this valuable mo.iii.ine. and theT are all as well pleased as myelf over the results." For stile by Kiddleburgh Drug Store rm g t ia si Km II M V SI w - i mm X wit. "':--, i' ...-. A'-wa, t