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,v y tSl aid. Rl iae. and Pont Know it Wow T F tad out. bottto or common riaas wKh jroor W t SUUM iwwij-nnir nui, . sediment or as- lllnr Indicates aa unhealthy condi tion of the kid neys: If it stains your linen it evidence of kid ney trout!;; too frequent desire to pass it or pain in the back is also ln proof that the kidneys and blad- kitol oracr.. What to Do. u comfort in the knowledge SO Vrtssed. that Dr. Kilmer's Swamp . . 1. 1 j f..imi. fe grCdt MUIICJ lUJ IWItllU STlf eurlnf? rneumansm, puw w ma nevi, liver, bladder and every part narv passage. It corrects Inability later and scalding pain in passing effects following use 01 liquor, :er, and overcomes that unpleasant cf being compelled to go. often a dav. and to tret up many times le nieht. The mild and the extra- effect ot awimp-Kooi is soon It stands the highest for Its won res of the most distressing cases. K i a medicine you should have the 1,1 bv druezlsts In 50c. and$l. sUos. lay have a sample bottle of this I discovery ok that tells .iii tt hnth sent free by mail, -ai& hr. Kilmer & Ron ot Swamn-Roo. hamton, N. T. when writing men tis this generous effer In this paper. Lenlenecrince. . girl iought soma way of keeping 's her f pedal sacrifice with care; hi and thought, ana then in good i the chappie whom aho couldn't r. ;e Times. hr She Wm Trovoked. le a kiss when I wasn t in expecting it." you were provoked, of ked doesn't half express It. kvnright angry. Why, half of uiciit of a pleanire lies in the ion oi it. imcngo rosu SI LIVES ARE SAVED ...BY USING... o's New Discovery MnFOBiN ption, Coughs and Colds y All other Throat And Remedies comoinea. derful medicine positively nsumption, Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Pneumonia. Hav jurisy, LaGrippe, Hoarseness, oat, uroup ana whooping NUUUKE. HO PAY. &$1. Trial Bottle Free. A Formula. eacher says you would be the n your class if you attended hudies. he teacher's got Into the aylng that every once in pout hall a dozen bovsl" rnaatlnar Clrcumatanee. Youug men nowadayses so to artificial, so utterly un IT. h'el'., aunty, I, for one, would st them than I would girls- tey never copy one's hat ana rooklyn Life. STER'S ENGLISH iYBOYAL PILLS hv iredid si gi' aire. s cam 61 Bt ti em. WEB CHEMICAL 00. "Muai. I'll . i Si WMt, neiilfcl with hlua .IhK..,. It.TllHO .1 nnv..... ....... I itiulooa. lluy if your Dniia-ist. inilv fur I .... . K - - - - --. m rail Mlrf for l.mrilr.." In Irtler. u.vuuTesUuioiiiula. BoV i PA. SOR HOUSE lri.l:K, Proprietor Si., Harrlshuro- Pn - i I!. Dpiiot Entrnneci 'l 'or All l'rnliiH. NS0c. QoodMeaU. 25c smininiodatlnna. if s ILLER arts: 0 aliouM! bur lull lamer shipped ite cm fartor' Blum H we til' 9. thin ii CSE, AT LAW, MlDDLVBDRtf, PA. ' entrusted to his car ro'iiut attention: Pottieee.' MRY SURGEON. "JROVt, PA. kUMnose entrusi i to mv ... Pt iq4 careful attention. WENS. r8Ai.iw Vybohb. Pa. pat,a Report. "ouu.ajioona, Holll OLD MEN AND YOUNG. Kemben of the Senate ClanUed According to Their Age. 0lr Thr Ar Caidcr Party Teara m la Ova KlaYtrMaaUi f Mar Holds tka Hlckeat Urearat. . When woman suffrage is thor oughly established in this country and women ait in both houses of congress it may become necessary to revise some of the customs that now prevail, and especially that unwrit ten law that makes "It necessary for every senator and representative to furnish an autobiographical sketch, beginning with a statement of age, for publication in the Congressional directory. " The records in the direct ory are revelations to many people who consult them. These records show aa evenly balanced senate of young men and old men. . The records show that of 80-sen-atorB, three, llalley, of Texas; Bev erklgc, of ' Indiana, and Kearns, of Utah, are under 45 years of age, the Texas senator being 33 and the senators from Indiana and Utah 39 years of age. Twelve senators are between 40 and 50; 30 between 50 and 60; 20' between CO and 70; 14 between 70 and 80, and just one, Senator Pettus, of Alnbnmn, between 80 and 00 years of age. Senator Pettus was 80 years of age his hint birthday. Senstors who have lived more than 70 years, nearly all of whom have the vigor and appearance of much younger men, ore Allison, of Iowa, 72; Bates, of Tenncsege, 75; Cullom, of Illinois, 72; Frye, of Maine, 70; Gib son, of Montana, 71; llawlcy, of Con necticut, 75; llonr, of Massachusetts, 75; Jones, of Nevada, 72; Morgan, of Alabama, 77; I'Intt, of Connecticut, 74; Troctrtr, of Vermont, 70; Stew art, of Nevada. 74; Teller, of Colo rado, 71, nnd Vest, of Missouri, 71. Senators between CO and 70 years of age are Aldrich, of Uhode Islund, 60; Bacon, of Georgia, C2; Bard, of Cal ifornia, CO; Berry, of Arkansas, 60; -VK - ft "u'yuiniae Tablets es)lsi " JOSEPH B. rORAKEU. (Ohio Senator, Aged 65, the Ideal Age for a Statesman.) Blackburn, of Kentucky, 63; Bur rows, of Michigan, 05; Clark, of Mon tana, 63; Cockrell, of Missouri, 67: Depew, of New York, 67; Elkins, of West Virginia, 60; Foster, of Wash ington, 65; Gallinger, of New Hamp shire, 64; Hale, of Maine, 65; lianna, oi Ohio, 64; Harris, of Kansas. 60: Jones, of Arkansas, 62; McEnery, of Louisiana, 64; McMillan, of Michigan, 63; Millard, of Nebraska, 65; Mitch ell, of Oregon, 60; Money, of Missis sippi, 62; Patterson, of Colorado, 61; Perkins, of California, 63; Piatt, of New York, 68; Quay, of Pennsylvania, C8. Senators whose ages range be tween 50 and 60 are Burnliam, of New Hampshire, 67; Clapp, of Minnesota, 00; Clark, of Wyoming, 50; Daniel, of Virginia, 50; Deboe, of Kentucky, 53; Dillingham, of Vermont, 08; Dubois, of Idaho, 60; Foraker, of Ohio, 55; Foster, of Louisiana, 03; Gamble, of South Dakota, 51; Hnnsbrough, of North Dakota, 54; Lodge, of Massa chusetts, 51; McComas, of Maryland, 55; McLaurin, of Mississippi, 53: Mnllory, Florida, 53; Martin, Virginia, 51; Mason, Illinois, 51; Nelson, Min nesota, 53; Quarles, isconsin, 58; Bnwlins, Utah, 51; Scott, West Vir ginia, 50; Simon, Oregon, 51; Spoon' er, Wisconsin, 50; Taliaferro. Flor Iila, 54; Tillman, South Carolina. 54: lurner, Washington, 152;- Warren, Wyoming, 57? Wellington, Maryland, 6U, ntui Wctmore, Eliode Island, 55 I lie- following . are -between 40 and 00 years: Carmnck, Tennessee, 43; Clay, Georgia, 48; Culberson, Texas, 48; Dietrich, Nebraskn, 43; Dolliver, Iowa, 44; tairbnnks, Indiana, 49; Heitfeld, Idaho, 43; Kean, New Jer sey, 49; Kittredge, South Dakota, 40; McCumber, North Dakota, 41; Mc Laurin, South Carolina, 41; Penrose, Pennsylvania, 41; Pritchard, North Carolina, 44; Simmons, North Caro- llnn, 48. iond mothers, in casting, up the chances of their boys to become sen ators, says the Washington Star, may tucly with some interest the records of the months in which the senators were born. Boys born in the late winter nnd early spring have the V'nst chnncR, Of the 86 senators whose days of birth are given, only four were born in February, five in March and four In April. August was a bad month for senators, as but five came into the world in that month. The highest record is held by the month of May, in which ten senators were born. January, October and July were months fruitful of senators, aa nine of them were born in each of these months. Six were born in June, eight in September, seven in, November and six in December. jOLa-l A 3 Kick a dog and he bites you He bites you and you kick him. The more you kick the more he bites and the more he bites the more you kick. Each makes the other worse. A' thin body makes thin blood. Thin blood makes a thin body. Each mafces the other worse. If there is going to be a change the help must come from outside. Scott's Emulsion is the ridit help. It breaks up such ; combination. First it sets the stomach right. Then it c;i riches the blood. The: strengthens the body and i. begins to grow new fleshy A strong body makes rid. blcod and rich blocd makes ; strong body. Each makes tin other better. This isthewr.'. Stott's Emulsion puts the thi: body on its feet. Now it ca: j;ct along by itself. Noncc of medicine.' ThU picture represent the Trade Mark of Scott F.mulsion and is on tii wnrppcr of every bottle. Send for fret sample- - SCOTT & UOWNE, 0 Twrl St,. New Y&rl joc. and $i. all druggist? Lonesome All tlonnil, The ark had been about ten days on its Journey, and the occupants were y this time well acquainted. "It's a dreary time," said one of the two fleas. "Here we are compelled to satisfy ourselves with but two dogs to live upon." I'm getting lonesome," said one dog to tin -..tlitr. "There are not enough 'ias in lend zest to life, and the ml-n.t.i-s are nil camped on the two cats." - Knltimore American. Jnat wat'8ha"NecdA. "What's this thing?" asked a man who was inspecting a music emporium. "That? Oh, that's Used on violins. We call it a chin rest." ' "Gimme one!" exclaimed the visitor. "S'pose it Would work on my wife?" Tit-Uits. Dr. Kinot 3. Savage spoke recently on "Home and Society," saying. In Wn.fB.rta Prt: Taeraisin New York that which ealla It If. par excellence, society. It is made np of the Four Hundred, or, I think, some recent authority has been reducing it to One Hundred and Fifty. I do not mean to say anything against the'ptr sons who constitute this interior or ganization in society. Many of them are noble, intellectually Cultivated, charitable and generous; bat a society that is organized around the idea of wealth alone must of necessity be igno ble and vulgar; there is nothing in the highest and finest sense of the word human merely in the possession of wealth, and if these people who meet together and constitute a certain sec tion of society merely because they are wealthy will excuse me for not wanting. to be with them I will freely pardon them for not asking me. I was at the opera the other night, and I saw one'woman who Illustrates what this sort of thing comes to when it degenerates and gets itself perfect ex pression. t I have never seen anything outside a Bhow at Tiffany's that in any way suggested this woman. It was barbaric. She bad the air of telling everybody that she had not come there to hear the music, but merely to be looked at, nnd she was loaded and hung all over, in every possible place, with diamonds and gems and jewels of every kind. Now, we can forgive an Indian or a Fiji Islander his anklets and brace lets, his noserings and earrings, be cause he has not, presumably, been de veloped to anything higher than these, but the type of society whose (list in guishing feature is that kind of thing certainly is not human in the true sense In which that word ought to lie used. Of course this has an nppliea tion outside ns well as inside of New iork. Whether the wealth that is offensively ostentatious be great or small, it shows a despicable trait of character. The Automobile Ctrl. They Work While You Sleep. While your mind and body rest Cas carets Candy Cathartic repair your uigu&uun, your nver, your Dowels, put them in perfect order. Genuine tablets stamped C. C. C. Never sold in bulk. . All druggists, ioc. Since March 1 the torch in the hand of the Statue of Liberty Enlightening the World, in ?'ew York harbor, has not been lighted. '1 his docs not menn that the Ktntue has lost its Nigiiuicance ns me symtioi ana per- sonifiention of the broad political uiu industrial freedom which is enjoyed in the United States. It simply means that no satisfactory method of lighting the torch has been de vised, nnd that the lighthouse board does not thiuk it worth while to con tinue nn inadequate electric lamp. Hie other harbor lights serve nil the needs of the mnriners, and the statue itself, without its own light, will show more pluinly in the darkness than before. LE GALH.DYERTSING-. A DMINISTHATOU'N NOTICE Let Xi. ters of Administration iu the entute of John M. ILackonli'irx-, jta of Adam lwp.,Hiiy(l.T(.o.Pa., Uoo'd, having-brcn granted ... uiu Miitiar.iu iihu. nil Demniia knnwlntf tli.m. elvea Indebted to aald e.tate are -requested to make timnodintu nnvment. wlll ilmua li. l..,. claim will preaent lliem duly authenticated to NATHAN HACKl'NBuKO, n . . Administrator, C. T. A. M. I I'ottur, Att'y. rrobnbly Had. Mother Do you think that young man has saved nnythlng? Daughter Undoubtedly, ma! He aays lie has never loved before. Puck. Try Chamberlain's Stomanh AT A. er Tttblots, the best physio. For sale by Middlebragh Drug Store. A Sara 8leB. A physician driving past a place where stonemasons were at work on some monuments, called out: "Hard at work, I see. You finish your gravestones aa far aa 'In memory' and then you wait, I suppose to see who wants a monument next." - "Why, yea," was the answer, "unlesa somebody is ill and you are treating him, and then I know just how to go on."-N. Y. Timea. ' Aiitoniobiling, like other sports, Is ns attractive to women ns to men. The automobile girl has become n recognized type young American womanhood. She is delightfully independent; she is es- sentially piquant, l'erhaps, says the Centaur, just yet she cannot endure the long journeys or tours that men find pleasure in, bHt she is just ns en thusiastic over nutomobiling as they are, and is sure the day is soon com ing when she cannot only stand the ordeal of an automobile journey of hundreds of miles, extending over sev. eral consecutive days, but enjoy it quite as much as her male companion. Automobile toura are bound to be come one of the favorite recreations for men nud women. And why not? Ihey will get more people out into the sunshine and air for one thing, ami there is no denying the benefit of that They will provide a new way of en tertnining one's friends, and who will not welcome that? And, then, there is just the genuine pleasure of it the exhilaration, the novelty of the new sensation. Although it is diflicult to overrate the influence of biminess ability and character qualifications in an appli cant for nn ofllce position, the per sonal preference of the employer often decides the matter. A large depot for oriental goods was recent ly opened, nnd a woman bookkeeper was desired. From the many appli cants a fair, gentle-voiced, graceful girl wlis chosen. Another candidate accepted the situation philosophieul ly, but wished to know the ground of preference. "Then I tell you, mees," replied the courteous Persian. "Tliees tall young lady with the yel low hair and the pink face, she set off my vases nnd silks. I am very. sorry, mees. It ees not my fault and it ees not your fault; but that yoiiiv lady ees more becoming to niv busi ness." SfiD To Be ted of OViOEH fonsfip Peoplo who Buffer from habitual constipation with all its attendant iPa, clogged stomach and bowels, sluggish liver, heartburn, indigestion, and thin and impure Wood, are too apt to believe that the only remedy is violeuJ purgatives. The contrary is the case. Such ca;liartics, even if they do move the bowels, are irritating and griping, 1 eave the stomach inflamed and eufccMcd and the constipated condition recurs with greater difficulty of euro and tho sufferer constantly growing worso. There is a laxative that moves tho bowels without pain or griping, cleanses the stomach, sharpens the appetito. stimulates tho liver, strengthens tho nerves, and purines the blood, while 13 marvellous tonic properties tone up the cutire system and keep it healthy. ' Imlioh Does If Its remarkable tonio properties roach every organ the. liver, kidneys and stomach, nerve, heart aud brain and removes the cause of your debil itated condition. This is tho only way to secure an absolute and pennaiieu cure. Laxakola is the only mcdicino for babies, is purely vegetable ami its action is gentle, speedy and effective. For coated tongue, simple fevei colds, chills and languid feeling it is the ideal medicine. It tastes good. IT Children like it and ask for it. Laiakolt, the treat tonic laxative, l not only the moat efficient of family remedies, but the moat economical, became it combine! two medicinei, tii t laiathro and tonic, and at one price. No other remedy fivea lomuch for the money. Al drujciite, J5c. and 60c , or land lor Ire ianil to LAXAKOLA CO, IB Naaiau Street, N. V., or SM Dearborn Street, Chicago. FOR SALfB) BY THE) MIDDLBURCt. DRUG GO- OUCAN UK CURED by our combined movement-cure. hvilroii.ul'V nnd Inter went. V e not only limlnuln luit iiuurunleu tbat viKomnx, Intuxicuiliur hraM h tallied by ull who. itmlorour ilirrotloiis. strive font by N ATIIKA I, humus. W a 111 oi (intwiiiins iroui w hich your casi; Is ilnnrnosi'il lv inirMnrtuf iiliysicians. n specially presentM-a for. If tl.mtorn have pronnunee.l yu'i ine i.;i!:e in miy ot tbt: dm uses. It will be of vital Imercst to you to co;uuiuuioato vv.ili uuiloiiitc. trruil i" in be at ' tn.iil yoi I ;:ich e;iso fuii.j-vin bngats DiseaM nad other Kidney Diseases, Ehetnu;tti.im, Coii3;in:pliou, Y.'eak nesses of 7oncu, Lot Manhood, Eludilur Diseases, Piles, Constipation, Blood Dis eases, Oatan-li. Dyspepsia, Diabetos, Epilepsy, HeartDisoa, Insomnia, Liver Disease, Nervona Debility, Sciatica, Asl.lima, Biliousness aud Genaral Dulnlity, nnd all ot'.ier diseases which result from impropor living or ignorance ornelect of tho laws of nature. "The nctleet of t!in l'hysicnl wcll-hclnir . . . In my i u'irnnT.t resulted In nn Increase In Insuulty i.d u ileeteiise In the liirth rntt tliroinh.rl tin: Vnlteil Sttifs. Dll. KKKPKltll'K J. i-IMI-SON.of I luri f iini. , , " They cure where others hnvc fuili il." - l iiit.AULi.riiiA 1'k-s. . heir irctttuu r.t is rational . . . ibey do nil thev eluiiu " . , , l'IIII.Alir:l.rmA Ni'lITU AMKItl' AN. 1'iet, exercise ntnl water nr.. ih three great surulivu airrheii s." -llf.l.TII J.II-ltN'A!.. Aa lu'crcstin juunphlet of our treatment containiiijr hali-touo uu l tof .imoniaia or pursoua wj nave cured, unt free to all. THE ISSTUL'TK OK TliYSlC-iL SCIENCE, Lawrentcvlllo, Tloft Co., Tena'a. Tils Is riot a Patent Medicine Ad. BUTCHERING Is done with half the trouble and work if you have good tools. Why not buy the UJntoi'jpriisa Sausago Qtvxff"ox3 and Meat Grinders and savoagreat deal of un necessary trouble! Sqt. Kttterprifio Stuflers ajd Lunl l'ic88, $1.73 K qt. KutorpriHe SlullVrs and Lnrd Trees, 3.75 2 qt. lintel prise StuHt'rs und Lurd TresH, 3.00 ZEntoxipxiiso HVIocit Oxixxrlois No. 12 Clops 8 lbs. uisat in 1 minute l.!)0 No. 22 CUiopn :i lbs. mint in 1 mmute 3.1-r No. :i3 Chops 3 lbs. meat iu 1 luiuuto 4.75 Wealao have Hie celebrated Lee's Hulcber Knives nnd Steel. Lard ('nun, Hop rierapers, Soule", Lmlles, Skiin uiers, Kettles, aud everyins necessury to butchering. D. WEIM'S SON, Siinbury, renna. n'U- ii !.. . inn auiimi iLiea nr n l-eniitiVivitniH town, nuiicted with a scourge of smallpox, acted In the light of ex" perience when they ordered that nil dogs nnd cats found running loose in the streets should be shot. It is well known that these animals enrry eon luywu, ns tueir uuir oners a con genial lodging-pluce for disease germs. Parents cannot be too enre ful in keeping pet cats nnd dogs out of the sick-room of a scarlet fever or diphtheria patient, and in seeing that their children do not play with pets whieh belong to' families where there Is or has recently been contagious disease. -i-h-:h-;-k-:-i-h-h:-:-!-h-H"H-h-:--:- OF E SPECIAL SAl ERR PETS, MRTTING RUGS and FURNITURE: lit IT AND MOST COM PLETE LIE EVE1 DISPLAYED li LEfilTifl. - - - - - Marked attractiveness iu design and color anil excellent quality of Jabric, combined with the reasonable ju ices, make our carpets f conspicuous. At this lime attention is called to the new season's $ patterns of the well-known Wiltou's, Axtuinstcrs nnd Tapestry Brussels. The latest eflecu, in Ingrains. lag Carpets in all styles T !! and prices. X Our stock of new FURNITURE is es- i i oeci allv rcasr.ir. We also have a fine T ' f line of baby Carriages W. H. FELIX, Lewistcwn, Pa. Coroners In Baltimore are appoint ed by the governor for a term of two years. There ore seven coroners In Baltimore, all of them physicians and all having separate districts of town. A great reduction Is threatened In the output of diamonds this season. Persons who may at present be some what shy In the gem department are ad monished to order a supply at once. . Sleeping after eating is condemned tiw a dayman nrivaLtnn .V . experimentally that ttomach move- J VaUy Street, ments are le.sen.d, and acidity U ln.i 1 1 it i 1 1 1 1 1 1 111 1 1 1 1 H 1 1 H Ml 1 1 1 1 111 Ml 1 HI 111 1 1 1 II dnctd. m.. ' ;a, U VeJ