The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, March 27, 1902, Image 2

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Gives Advice
Absolutely Free.
Call on DR. GREENE, or write to him per
sonally at his office, 101 Fifth Avenue, New
i York City. He is a successful specialist on all
f .u: r .
iiervuua uiscaecs icauiiuig uuiii uvcrwwiA
or excesses of any kind. Advice free.
PLBASZD WITS AKT2ICJU
1
eb idea er rr.
ax OH ell Par ItMtMCUmtat
-Tribal M.twWian Ml
, ' Fraffraaa.
.Max O'Kell, who ha just returned
to America icr the seventh time, baa
ant to Pari an aocount of hla latest
Impressions of the' Americans and
their country. Since hla first voyage
to M United State 14 year ago there
have been prodigious change, he say.
Everyone helps to turn the wheel of
progress, rich and poor, young and
old, except, perhaps, the Anglo-maniacs,
who turn up their trousers when
It rains in London. ''
At the first voyage he stood in amaze
ment before the bouses of IS stories,
aed now he finds them there of 3J.
That Chester county, Pennsylvania,
i the great center for antiquities ia
NEW BRITISH STAMPS.
Pastas: a.d Revenue Portrait at
Qaeea Victoria Yield, to Bait
of Kins Edward.
irinuunmi u a
ture ana othrr ar
Coioi.j n.r.. t,c,otthecolonll,
period seems to be proved by this story
told by the Philadelphia Record: ! With the new year in llritain began
--Three Bostonians came to this city the Issue, of the stamp of the new
the other cay and applied at one of the
libraries for the populations of va
vriuus towns in the interior of the state.
.After these figures had been given
-tkem they volunteered this informs'
'ion: 'We are dealers in antiques in
iranCfathers' clocks, colonial furni
ture, tall boys, old china and such
things and we are now going u take a
train for Chester county, for the vil
lages of that county are the most fruit
iul hunting grounds for antiques in
t&e Urited States. It is odd that this
viculd le so. seeing how the district
.'i-ss been scourtl !y men ia our busi
cTrcs for n.ar.y years, but so it is, and
sCbe fact is gent rally re- ,'nized. The
die tor county people Xs am Ives rec-
-rgnize jt. lby appnviute well the
.riarket a'.::e if their heirlooms, and '
- i is in. pc ttible any longer to dme '
reign. The penny (two cent), which
will become the most familiar, is a
bright red, the authorities having gone
back to the old color.
King Kdward Yll.'s head takes the
place of Victoria's, whose portrait fig
ured on the national stamp far more
than 60 years, penny postage dating
from January 10, 1840. For the greater
part of her reign the quen was rcp-
iTly pood bargains with them. But
"t-V'ir s'.utT is s i t xeellent that we must ,
re it, even though the price we pay I
.sj hiL'h." t
..; uc
the C1
i'ral tra..ont!nrnfai
"nrleejr of
Illy Years .to.
;ave been completed and aa
isthmian canal I c
fore many y . :
has become ! eer-
-jlr.ty, i; is tlrtily toreca'.: '. rrest
"g prophecy. In lsjJ congress au
iieii :he re!dert to procure sur
veys f.,r the m '.u-:: of a route for a
railroad :o rh- ar:fie. Under this
- i '::i rs were
r were sur-
g nearly two
!.-. HJward Williams,
i-erii c. declared that
. .ir.'ic j.lass t-hall be
l.t ii tl-.e shores of the
reached by railways,
wut to :;-.
lore ou; ar.f
-yed, tht
;J"ecrf. In .
. a writer tf
"nU ,
CoUm: i i-;.-,
Pacit- sO-.i'.i
rlien t;r
ar:h ar.i
regilnr!
fir;ltr '
-he
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in' t:
tel-rra7h shall girdle the
(oti: ftean)hips sl;a'.l ply
U:-ttr. their terrn'r.i and
."la. whoe wclth the com
.2 h:.? so ltg ccveted
ci coxmerce will be
u l : t w ii.. w i:..erl page
. ry i the w-jrld will be
r r . -jii ihta-J neorly 10
. :i.at shows pretty clear
nr'Atr overlooked the
r' H-j"3'; izt ihe I'hil'p-
t l"rv c S'a'.es.
THE NEW BRITISH STAMP.
(King EisrariTs Head Takes the Place of
victoria s.j
resented by the single portrait taken
n he" youth.
Opinions differ as to the desugn for
th face of King kdward, and some
find difficulty in recognizing the likeness.
The present issue of stemps include
he half-penny (green), the Vt, pence
(blue), used especially fur foreign
countries, and the six-penny (purple),
ali having the same design, except that
he 2i pence stamp bears its denom
ination in figures.
A rillter ItloTT.
"This," said i..-" urostrate horse, mov
ing its in jure c .'nj '- a less painful po
sition on the slip;- ' pavement, "is
iL-etU tbe ;rui. v ut late.
"D you refer," atked its unhar
ntse ' mate, svnipathetically, "to the
p-ovtrb concerning a haughty spirit
before a fall?"
""o," replied the horse; "but I have
jun heard them call for an automobile
ambulance to earrv me to the veter
inary L opilal." Tcwu Topic.
: mi .t es w ... ctveT
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iys t-i.es ti it is
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Is?
h POSITIVE GODSEND
Tp jU S;ern vt I'm;h.
THE XAVIER
DYSPEPSIA REMEDY
e"iM fr i.ii-ttiri CrT,t ' T 'i- )jium.
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f iti vur t'.m I'ttiruti ai) r ti- l" llm viiww
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tiTttrVAUIiirVt A0dLtM A
,Tle Xavtsr Medina Institute
KM 24 Ave-. New York. N.Y.
OR.FENNBR'8
iGOLDEN RELIEF
f cvn cys. tia
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,?' Vilify k
Little Effie (not at all Inclined to go
la sleep, to nurse, who is about to
switch off the electric, light) Oh,
please. Nana, don't turn on the dark!
Punch.
Maderata.
First Business Men I don't care to
be worth more than $100,000,000.
Second Business Man Nor I. I ana
convinced that the greatest happiness
I to be found in moderate circum
stances. Town Topics.
M. B LOU ET M AX O'REIX.
(French Satirist Who I Now Visiting the
United States.)
Tbe city, be says, is no longer able to
extend itself from east to west, neith
er to the north nor the south, so it is
obliged to mount to the cloud. The
step thence to the celestial country,
at this rate of advance, will soon be
very short.
Fourteen years ego, when he passed
tip and down Broadway, and met there
so many men hurrying along with
frowning brows, he? said to himself:
"Poor devils, thsy are returning from
visits to friends who live at No. 538
Kast One Hundred and Twenty-fifth
street or No. 302 West One Hundred
and Thirty-eighth street." But now
when he sees them he exclaims: "Poor,
friends, they are asking themselves if
at four o'clock they are going to be
millionaire or dead broke." -
The few words that he lias devoted
to American women nre too charming
not to quote in full:' "By the :de of
the preoccupied faces of the men," he
lays, "pass the women, gay, smiling,
smart, true Parisians by their elegance
and by their air, adrairably gloved and
coifed, and wearing shoe of Impeoea
hlo iaate: wearinir iauntilv the latest
fashions from our fine Paris; prefty,
well-made, supple, with eyea gleam
ing with Intelligence, ' the whole
crowned with enormous hats placed
proudly on the most beautiful heads
in the world.
He refers to the American million
aires who should be called billionaires
he declares, in order to form any con
ception of their colossal fortune,
The tastes of these great magnate
varr, some or tftera having tneir spe
clal train and their French chef at
$10,000 a year; others practicing dem
ocratic simplicity, patroniamig the om
nibus and contenting themselves with
a democratic beefsteak at a popular
New York bouillon.-
He concludes in saying that nothing
'j licking-to the Americans except
Httle ivy on some old wall to recall
that the world does not date from ye'
terday. But this ivy. too, he says, one
is in the act of fabricating, just as
cobwebs are manufactured for wine
merchants and restauranteurs.
Baked la a Qaarr?.
Khiney Patches What sort of Cake
is this that tbe ludy gave you?
Weary Willie She said that it was
marble oake.
Shiney Patche Marble nothing!
It' granite. N. Y. nerald.
Dcllla-erent Kentacltr,
Statesman What you Kentucky pol
iticians want to do is to get together.'
Kentuckian T)h, I don't know:
wheuever we do get together there are
fewer of u to get together the next
time. Detroit Free Prs.
Too I.lternltj- llnrnionton.
Haberdasher What is :his you have
cne to Yani'y? He t-. flares you have
insured him, slu that he will lever buy
another penny' worth i- :h store.
Clerk Why, he came in an ! said that
he wanted a complete outfit 'hat har
monized with his physique. 1 glanced
down at his legs and laid a bow tie on
tbe show case, and before I could dig
tp the other things he w as gone. Los
Angeles Herald.
Oae Ie0llloa.
"What is the difference between a
statekiuan and a pollticiaLV stked the
little boy who v.aa'.s to grow tp to b
W IM-.
A statesman," a!4 the n-.n of great
pruKtic-ai forc-e, "Is the ir.n who is
stuyibg wii.t she constitution pf tbe
L'silted fc ..- meats, while the other
people are fcut!!cg to gtt vctes."
Washington Star.
APPEALED TO KING.
Five SpanUh Chora filrl InDUtreas
Found a Kmlicht Errant ia
Carlo of I'orlOKal.
Headache
kills, not necessarily suddenly,
but SURELY. It preys upon the
intellectual powers more than
we realize. It consumes the
vitality faster than nature can
replenish it, and we cannot tell
just what moment a temporary
or complete aberration of the
mind will result. Headache and
pain should be promptly re
moved but properly. Many
pain cures are more harmful
than the pain. Beware. If
you would be safe, take
Pain Pills.
Dr.
Miles
"As a tesult of neuralgia I lost the
sight of my right eye, and the pain I
have suffered is incomprehensible, be
ing obliged to take opiates almost con
tinually. A friend gave me one of Dr.
Miles' Vain Tills and it promptly re
lieved me. I then purchased a box and
now my trouble is gone. They have
also cured my daughter of nervous
headache, and I heartily recommend
them to others." W. J. CoRLEY. lire
mond, Texas.
Sold by Druggists. 25 Doses, 25c.
Dr. Mils Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind.
for Infants and Children.
OMtorla Is ft liarnilftfs trabstitat for Castor OH, PrV
ffortc. Drops ana Pootnuig oyraps. as 1 a-ieswawu
contains neither Opium Morphine nor other Vareot
ftabstance. It destroy Worm and sUlays FeTeriahneaj,
It cures Diarrhoea and "Wind Colic It relieve TeetiJ
tnar Troubles and cures Constipation. It rearnlates tV
Stomach and Bowels, giTinr healthy and natural sleet.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend . j
me Mna iou nave Always jjougt
Sears the Signature of
In Use For Over 30 Years.
New-York Tribune Farme
NEW
OLD
PAPAR
for slit rears tha NEW YOKK WEEKLY TRWUNR I,- J
national weekly newnpsuer, raid almost entlieljf l (urtiwrO
baa enjored Die onfldenoe and support of lh Amorlcaii im j
.J . A i : 1 - .j 1 1
THE
New-York Tribune Farm
! made abanliitalr 'or farmer and their families. The flrat gj
Every department of airrlcultural Industry I eorerod hr J
enntrlbutnr who are loaders In their respective linn, sn I thj
lll'NKr'AIMEKillhainevrenaa a hlh clan, u,) to J
live, enternriainr aiirieultuml nm. protuwlv illuatmiil
picture i.l live stuck, model larro buildincssnd homos, ajric J
i iiHtvuiucrjr, VHJ.
Karmers' wives, sons and daughters will And special log
ir viirarutiniuviit.
Keeulsr pries. 11.00 per year, but you can buv It win,
fitvorite home weekly newspaper, Tha Middleburg l'osr oat
or st cu.
Hend your sulscrlptlon Ind money to tha Mlddlebura; Pot.
fmd yoar nameaad nddraaa la the NEW-YWHK
BrXE rARnr.lt, Srw York Cltjr, and. M free aasl
copy will be mailed la yo.
Liberal Adjustments-
Prompt Fayms
REMEMBER-
H. HRRVEY SCHDCH
GENERAL INSTANCE A6ENCV
Only the Oldest, Strongest Cash Companies,
Fire, Lite, Acc ident and Tornado.
No Assessments No Premium Not
The Aetna Founded A. D., 1819 Assets 11,0 ,1
" Home " . " 1853 " 9,83,6
t4 American " "1810 " 2,40;
The Standard Accident Insurance Co.
The New York Life Insurance Co.
The fidclitu Mutual Life Association.
elicited.
ZijllUUU.
"JJe r sv -i.es e e:!," m;2 lie young
i.A:or, "but I Coii't tzct'.y like tLe
tj e cf Lis uer."
'IVli.' a.ar.t r?" Squired tie
c!i jrc!iiijir.
"Joues, tie utiertitier, write c3
mt thtt if I i:i sk! mr ptler,t to
b ra lie will jrusrsuiee theiu sstisfae
tiioc." 3nif.
Hard Lark.
"Areu't you li you re llvSnj' to
Ibis age of jtivectiun?" t icisiuiei! tie
this tuao itb tie wsrt os Lis cose.
Caj't ssy I sna," replied tie blJ
becea uiiu "lew ttt, I istrned
rrii)w, nd tt' rot s tlocogTscb
lkt tht Is forever Ls1or rrisd out
reor tLst Ler firtt tibc wtCtl"
From Tort upral comesarather pretty
storv of five Spanish chorus girls ap'
pealine successfully to King Carlos for
help, after finding themselves strand
ed at Lisbon throitph the disappear
ai'ce of the manager and treasurer of
the troupe to which they belonged,
carrjir.g with him nil the cash. Their
consul declined to do anything for
them, and accordingly, they decided
to appeal to the king. Their attempts
to secure an audience by means of a
letter proved fruitless, so they trav
eled out to Cint ra, where he was spend
ing the summer, ai.d, taking advan
tage of the fact that the publio are
admitted to the royal gardens, re
mained concealed behind a biibli until
they saw the king approaching, where
upon all five burst suddenly upon him
and surrounded him. Somewhat
startled, the burly and enormously
stout young king inquired of the la
dies in what way he could oblige them.
Whereupon they all began to talk and
cry at once. Carlos had the utmost
difficulty In ascertaining what wa the
matter, but a soon a he learned of
thr'r predicament he emptied the en
tire contents of hi purse into their
hand, bade them dry their tears, com
menced chatting gaj ly with them, and
finally shook hands with the in all
round, directing hit aide-de-camp to
escort them to tbe railroad station
and see that they were furnished with
rsilrosd ticket back to Madrid at hla
eKjwnse.
Peeve t Vl la llssbt.
There re over 3.QW firm Id the
world msnuiacturing munitions and
supplies of wsr; of these 000 are in
Um Assarfsaaat af rilea.
There arc 4 different kinds of bont.
- HUnnderatooA.
Junior Partner By the way.talking
t unexpected windfalls. Burroughs
tell nie he has come in for some
money.
Senior Tartner That o? Just tell
him he can go out again without it.
Philadelphia Tress.
Time Euonsrh.
Miss Kostique She says you have a
habit of telling all you know.
Cholly The idea! Why, she nevah
met me till lawst evening, and then
only for five minutes.
Miss Kostique Well? Catho'.Ic
Stand"-'' ! srin.w.
durinq HOT WEATHER U5E-
ULFAME COOK STOVES
New Rochester"
WICKLESS
SAMPLE,
SAFE
f00KIXG under those circunistoncpa It a pleasure. The Rocbe;
I amp Co. stake their reputation on tie stove ia qnnsti m.
beft evidence of the Fatisfaction eDjoe li testimonials galore aul
plicate ordeia from ail parts of the w 1 Id.
Send for literature, both for tbe "New Rochester" Cook Stove n
the "New Rochester" Lamp.
Tou will never regret haviDg introduced those gectds into your lioM
iioid.
The Rochescr Lamp Co.,
; ' ace and 33 Barclay St., New York.
a tmw iaua
"jj
Cvnu'r sUoptd CCC Never sold In bulk.
Mwc a Kf CuUr who tries to stll
IkswIWm hist as Jood."
The name of Gizzcla Mr'vagogovick
appear ia the new directory of To-
peka, Kan., but the Kansas City Star
suggests that the man may have had
hiccough when the enumerator called.
W'rn you wake up viih a bad
taste ia your mouth yu may know.
tb t you need a dose of thamuer-
lain a Stomach & Lmr Tablets
T will clcant-e your stomach.
improve yuor appetite and make you
feel, e a new man 'J Ley ore easy
to take. ' inz euc.ir roa ed. ana
pleasant in eflect. roria'eby tbe
H.ddltburgh Drug Store.
Advice it a good thing, but the Phil
adelphla Saturday Evening Post think
it will always be something of a nub
sauce until tbe giver of it accept re
sponsibility for the bad a readily as
they take credit for tbe good.
CC
AGENTS WANTED
Lawn Swtofs and Settee, Hammock
Ckalrs, Camp Chairs aad Stools,
Iroalnf Tables, Wash Benches, Etc
Agents easily make
$5 to S10 Per Day
Will furnish samples at R-
duced prices to those desirii
agency. Exclusive territoij
given. Address,
Clitriiild Woadin-Win Co.,
cuuncii, ft
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earrUasndhsrns. Deal wim Um bmSoit. oil ear km wboleisl rasss, Oar 7w
Mil ins dtwt to customers to saving tiinids of dollsis loestttasa burs la ewry ooriMr of
oonntrr. WsquoMtbosaakOrstMloroaliMtwowould (lv tlto latst wdohmsIb Jobber, snd m
oOt yoa an saw rt men! So chuuoa from Miob u no ottxr dosler osa sliuw. Wllb ytt purcbM
wo slvo lb bmdtat fiMtesntco. If It In not In everr wsy auloateUu7i you OM Ittum tB tW"
to u sod we wU r froiblsiiarraBoiUwsrs wsasasiss .
Gavo two Profits
tnt yoa os harms and other hoist equlpou
WrlU fur our ff llluMnModostaloauoUiwlilc
OaMrlb tb husrX, sttrrar, BbaNoM,ote.,tbol bavoi
UkMAm mur tmMxtrv fkmotu ftjr wmir himh orftd. iJonl
I wolt until vHir noad Is otoro reIns I mim t4sj aad
I If a MM "wry. Trim Sat J
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