BISHOP MOHTGOttXaT. -
Blatlaaalsaea Lm Aa-elee CaatwSv
asaa Cmtd iNkUikt
f the ramaalaea,
The Catholic church, like Um m.
eminent of the United States, la fast
Americanizing the territory wfcio
formerly belonired to Snaln. hat
which is now under the Star mad
Stripe. Definite ateos are belna? tak
en to end the vexations growing out
of tne relations of the Filipino friars
with the United States. Mgr. Sbarei
ti, bishop of Uavaaa . and recently
auditor of the Duoal detention at
'Washington, is made titular arch-
oisnop and goes as apostolic delegate
to the Philippines. Coincidental
wnn mis aigr. Eernardiua Xozaleda
.vV.r',.V--
. BISHOP MONTGOMERY.
(California Churchman Who May Be Sent
to tne rmitpplnes.)
de Villa, archbishop of Manila, hat re
signed his charge into the hands of
the pope, and the vacancy will he
filled by the appointment of a pre
late from one of the western dioceses
Of the United Statts.
Kt. Rev. George Montgomery,
bishop of Los Angeles, Cal., ia the
prelate tentatively chosen to be the
first American bishop of Manila.
There will be no departure from the
custom or usages of the Catholic
church in this nomination. Hereto
fore the archbishops of the Philip
pines have been selected from the
Spanish hierarchy. At the close of
the Spanish-American war, Arch
bishop Saenz, of Santiago de Cuba,
and Bishop Santnnder, of Havana, re
signed their sees and proceeded to
Spain. Archbishop Xozaleda, of Ma
nila, is the last of the Spanish hier
archy in oflice in the colonies con
quered from Spain. His succession
by a prelate of the standing of Bish
op Montgomery will mark tha com
plete absorption of these possessions
by the United States.
Bishop Montgomery, although resi
dent in Los Angeles, is properly cred
ited to the old Spanish see of Mon
frfnatt oil stove is placedUe was born in
J y. . a u-op-t his pres-
rv i896. nis mother was a
ra-. , aDd he is thoroughly con
versant with the feelings and preju
dices of the Latin peoples, beside
speaking the language as a mother
tongue.
WILL WRITE A BOOK.
Senator Qaay to Tell the World What
He Learned In Forty Years of
Political Lite.
Senator Quay in preparing to write
a book. This information conies from
a friend of the senator, who received
it in a letter written by Mr. Quay since
he went to St. Louis a few weeks ago.
For some time it has been known to
Intimate friends of Senator Quay that
he had a literary work in conteuipla-
. km &
MATTHEW STANLEY QCAY.
(Ptr.r.fylvir.la Strator Who Has Literary
Atr.Liilior.i )
tion, ar.d that the purpose of burying
i.iiii-lf so deeply a he has of lutein
the keeluition of his library has been
lo prrpare for it. Thane who claim to
kt.ow the senator' inclinations and
bent of mind have not been surprised
to irwrn of Lis determination.
Iu the letter to his friend Senator
Quay states that he intends to write
under the general caption: "Fort)
lears Inrolitics. Beginning with the
opening of his career under Pennsyl
vania's war governor, Andrew G. Cur
tin, Senator Quay has been in close
touch with ail the kaleidoscopic
changes in politics, not only in Perm-
sylrania, but the country at large. It '
is conceded that no other man in ac- j
tire life to-day is better equipped in
nchui cjiKncui;c i&u nenaior tuay
to narrate the political history of the
last four decades.
Tbe simplest remedy for indigestion, constipation,
b iliousness and tbe many ailments arising from a disor
dered stomach, liver or bowel is It i pans Tabules, They
hhvve accomplished wonder?, and their timely aid removes
the necessity of calling a physician for the many little
ills that beset the mankind. Tbey go straight to the scat
of the trouble, relieve tbe distress, cleanso and care Hie
affected parts, and give the system a general toning up.
The f ivecent packet Is enough for an ordin
ary occasion. The family bottle. Sixty cents,
contains a supply for a yaer.
A Qaerr.
If the farmer who tills
Makes M living by Ullace,
Does the doctor who ptlla
Make hli living" by plllafet
fhlladelphla Record.
Helpfal.
"Don't you think it's . man's duty to
be a little helpful in his home?" said
Miss Maggie Zeen.
Of course I do." answered Mr.
Meektwn. "I am now engaged in study
ing stenography and typewriting to as
to oe sole to take down Henrietta's
speeches." Washington Star.
Cn to the Das.
Hotr. k Tour dog bit tne last
night in the leg, and I want to know
what you are going to do about it.
Lambley Oh, I shan t do anything.
unless the dog should com. down
with some disease. In that case, of
course, I shall hold you responsible.
vtogtnn T.poortnt
m a ii
ou wilh e or wish to take t Hither
coe of pills if vouotce try Chamber
lain's Stcniach & Liver Tablets.
They are tasier to take aoJ more
pVasaiit in effect. They cleanse the
stomach and regulate tbe liver and
bowels. For sale by the Middle-
burh Drug Store.
I
I Aa Alleattry.
Once upon a time a Woman, sailing
the Sea of Life alone, encountered
Storms, and was much affrighted.
I Hereupon she prayed to Hymen to
I guide her to a haven of refuge.
"Any old cove will dot" cried the
Woman, becoming quit, desperate.
Tomhi Tonics. .
Ever stop to think how much profit goes lo
the wholesale and retail dealeaef Huy direct
from tbe maker and save thee profile. Pure
rool ft, full measure end distillers' price are the
inducement offered by Tbe Hayner Distilling
Co. . dee their advertisement in tble issue,- . '
ODVIOCSLT.
Jfot Motlcenble.
Willie Why, I'ncle Jake, how you
must have changed!
Uncle Jake What do you mean,
Willie?
'Papa says the other morning you
had a terrible head on you." De
troit Free Press.
Without tha Aeceat.
French Professor Ah, yea, mademoi
selle, you spick ze French wizout ze
least accent.
Miss Breezy Heal kind of you to say
so, but do I re.lly7
"O, yes! zat ees, wizout ze least
French accent." Philadelphia Press,
Cabbage Smoking-.
Hewitt Why do you smoke such
cheap cigars?
Jewett Because they don't give my
clothes ary tobacco odor. If my wifs
asks any questions I just tell her that
I have been eat tog a boiled dinner.
Brooklyn Life.
Ia the Loach Cafe.
N. Haist I guess I'll take a sand
wich. I don't want much lunch; Just
something to stand by me until sup
per time.
D. Spcptlc Stand by you? You'd
better take a piece of plum pudding.
Philadelphia Press.
Sot fro Inlacky, After All.
"I once proposed to a girl on Fri
day." "Didn't you know that waa un
lucky?" "Unlucky? Not much. She refnied
me." -Gtve'.acd Plain Dealer.
"t aoklBc le Crime'.
There Is one country ia the worl'l
where it Is considered crime to
tnrVe Abyssinia. The law forbid
iiuf fobaeco dts from the year
1112. It was at first merely Intended
to prerett prteit from smoking in
t& ehfrehes, but it was takra too IIt
craSy, as.4 ncwUtjt rca forclgnart
avj to t. cartfol tot t9 t) acca
Oar reader w hr, lis re occasion to use r hlskey
medicinally or ollieroUe. wil be Interested II
the a lirertiwrmetit In this pser of 7 he llsyner
FMstlliins Jo., which offers dure Kye Whiskey,
Keren Tear Old, dlreel from Iheli illrllllerr, at
n.t, pi (allon. eivrers prepsid. This offer le
deeervtis; of eonstderallon.
5
"Xow, my little girl, can you tell me
the quickest way to get to Mrs; Giles
farm?"
"To run, sir." Westminster Budget.
Wanted to Itrform film.
Mrs. Church Aod you ?ay your hus
band wrote thee yerws to you before
you married him?
Mrs. Gotham Yen; nr.d ihrre's a lot
more of them.
"I am f urpi irri ths; ymi p"i'.H hnv
married a iiian who wrote tt.iU ickn
ing poe trj !"
"I believed it a the on!y vray. 1
could step !.',"-Yn' V.i r Sioteerrao
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tjJvtVJig".
risareel Oat.
"There is one peculiarly striking
thing which I hare observed during my
SO years of studying economies," said
the gray-haired sage,
"And that Is?"
That the man who howls for a state
of things whereby all men shall own
the same amount of this world's goods
is) tbe man who has nothing, never did
Lv anything, and wouldn't be abU
to keep it if be did have it" San rrsty
ciaeo italletin.
Are your
Kidneys Healthy?
Itt'nieitiber the Kidneys
are the most wonderful
organs. Your very life de
pends upon them. Nine
tenths of all sickness ia
caused by diacotiod and ne
glected kidneva. If himlrhv
rfl they filter all tho impurities1
5a out of the blood. Kheurna-
twra, dyspepsia, constipation,
liver disease, bladder troubles,
biliousness, headache, blood
dueaH. and female weakness
are all tha result of diseased
kidneys.
Do you know
Dr. Kennedy's
Favorite Remedy
Is the treatest eperlflo known to
medical science for theenra of these
diaas or any form of kidsMy
trouble t It has keen used for naarlr
year with onfaJllna luoceea by 0
pfaystoUo , la bosultals and sant
Urlttma. If roa will sendyourai- M
mwh iwnuuni. is,
end tODabioluUlw
taav
end you oo Wei Ass a ti
DOMia. its mi is w lam t
H eaa be fonad al sir drum
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The Modern Taataloa.
"What'a de matter wit Mistuh 'Has
tus Pinkly?" Inquired one of the belles
of the parlor society. .
"He has a hea p o' t rouble," answered
the other. "Did you eber hyuh 'bout
de 'gemman in de schoolbook dat was
atahvin' wlf victuals in sight?"
"Yasslndeed." -
"Well, dat'a de position Mistuh 'Itas
tus is in. He's been 'p'inted janitor to
a poultry show." Washington Star.
Fossa Oat.
"Why did you ever move out to
this God-forsaken place, Mrs. Bingle
on?" "It waa my husband's idea, and I
bare a suspicion that he picked it
oat because there are no 'barber
shops here, so that gives him an ex
cuse for not going to church on Sun
day mornings." Chicago Eecord-Herald.
'Daatfer el colds stud La Grippe.
The g-eatest dancer from Colds
and Is irripps U their resulting in
poeumoaia. If reasonable carets
used, however, and Chamberlttiiis's
Cough Remedy taken, ' all daover
will be avoided. Among the tens of
thousands who have used this
remedy for these diseaes, we have
yet to eirnof asioglecase having re
aulUdinpneumia, which conclusive
ly that it is a certain preventive of
that danorercus milady. It will cure
a cold (fan attack of la grippa in
e-is tims than any other treatiiieut.
It is plenRent nud safe to take. For
sale by lliddleburg Drug Co.
Taklna la the Money.
"Talking about Inventions," said the
business man, "I have a little machine
in my place that would make me a mil
lionaire, if I could only keep it going
all the time."
"You don't say? What's that?"
"A cash register." Philadelphia
Tress.
Pare whiskey direct from IMstlllery Is whsl
yoaget when you buy from Hayner Distilling
Co.. o( Dayton Ohio. Tliey are offcrins; tour
fu II quarts for $3 20, express prepaid. See their
offer which appears elsewhere in this Issue.
A MleantbrOpro Vutamntt,
. This lite full oft doth make us frat;
"Its ever fraught with pain.
'Tli made of setting- Into debt
And getting out again.
Washington Star.
Appropriate Kama. -
Mrs. Snaggs Why are canards so
called?
Mr. Snaggs Because usually they
are things that a fellow canardly be
lieve. Pittsburg Chronicle Tele
graph. Feminine Charity,
He Don't you think Miss Budding
ton has rather Tivld imagination?
She Indeed she hoi. Why, sh. ac
tually imagines she can stag.-rChlcsgo
Daily Mews.
The Beveasto That railed.
"Crittenden I sent one of my wife's
old skirts to the rummage sale Just to
get even with her for sending my sec
ond best trousers there.
Vermllye Wsll? ,
Crittenden (disgustedly)-Wsll, shV
is tickled to death! 6bt says sow X
will have to boy her a new net
Brooklyn Eagle.
Istall Valae.
Biggs Is Grumplelgh charitable
man? : .
'a Dlggs I should say sot Tha only
things Its aver gives swsy sr. worth
less.
' Biggs What does ha giveaway
Piggs-BIs s4viee sod hinmlf.-Chl-Usl!yJfwi.
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gala a ThU Work hWeU D,as Dla
. , ppwfataseat ' laatoa auT Co.
, f leH Witt Booalt. V.
Mr. J, H. Brewn, is Burst New York
er, explains the method he usee to
store ice. The iUustrmtloa shows a
cross section of his icehouse, with
bosrds nailed horisontally on the in
side of the poles.
From 13 to IS Inches should be left
between the ice eakes and the walla.
Locate the lcehousa where good nat
oral drainage may be secured. Tile
may be laid, as indicated at A, to se
cure more adequate drainage if needed.
Cut the cakes so as to break joints, say
18 by 30 inches, or IS by 30, as condi
tions may require. It will be impos
sible to make the cakes fit together
perfectly, no matter how expert tbe
PROPERLY PACKED ICE.
saw manipulator may be. On this ac
count we put in one layer, fit closely
as possible, then shave over the upper
surface of all the cakes with a car
penter's ads. The shavings of ice are
swept into the crevices between cakes.
When freezing cold, a little water is
sprinkled over the whole surface to
cement the layer solidly together.
As each layer ia completed the saw
dust should be filled in around the sides
level with the top and solidly tamped
down. Allow no sawdust to remain
on top of the various layers until the
Icehouse Is filled. The figure shows the
sixth layer in and resdy for the saw
dust. Ice is preserved by being packed
away from the air. As hot weather
eomes on the ice will settle some. Be
sure to keep the ss wdust tamped down
around the sides frequently during
early summer and see that no air holes
form.
When the lee is all packed in, cover
with 10 to 15 Inches of sswdusi. Leave
the gables open more or less to allow
free circulation of air over the ice. I
hope that thfs description, with sketch,
of our own successful harvesting and
storing of Ice in a cheap pole frame
icehouse will encourage many farmers
to decide to have some ice next sesson,
and may they thoroughly enjoy for the
first time the cooling benefits which
accrue to the fortunate possessors of
the congealed fluid.
WOOD FOR THE STOVE.
Maay a Tired Farm Wife la Cons,
pelted to Do Her Cooking Coder
Trying; Coadltloaa.
Nothing is more exasperating to a
woman than burning wet, soggy
wood. On a cold morning to have
the house filled with smoke instead
of heat sets all things wrong. Then
many a loaf of bread is indigestible
and unwholesome because the wood
was green and wouldn't enable the
cook to control the heat of the oven,
giving too slow a fire, and then,
when not required, too hot a fire.
These are phases of burning green
wood with which the most of the
farmers' wives are only too familiar.
Green wood is SO per cent, heavier
than dry wood because of the excess
of moisture. This of course increases
the expense of hauling, if green
rather than dry wood is used, for
only half as much of the green wood
can be hauled on a load as of 'dry
wood. Don't argue that the horses,
boys and yourself are not very busy.
and your time and labor don't count.
Such -logic added to rooms filled
with smoke is what will leave you in
old age alone on the farm. Time
and muscles are many times the
farmers only capital and should
never be unwisely expended.
Then, aside from increased exnense
In hauling, SO per cent, of the heat
la consumed in evaporating the wa
ter in the green wood. Now figure
how much more swinging of the ax
is necessary If you have ' provided
green wood for fuel this winter. It
takes good business push and a
knowledge of farm economics to cut
wood and cord it up to dry out for
another season's use. This la an
other evidence that energy and
knowledge are as large faotors in
success on the farm as in other lines.
Rural World.
. Paro lee ea the Far. - .
Th. farmer who has a good well
and windmill, should not depend on a
creek or pond filled from water
drained off the , surface of the
ground. ThU can never be perfect
ly pure and is liable to be a source
of danger. Water Is never purified
by freezing. It will require bat lit
tle labor to aooop out depression
with surface enough to furnish fee
for the average farm family, and the
satisfaction of having pure tea la
more thaa a rtoomptnse for tha la
tor lBTolredrara Journal. ;Mm.i
AVeHef AeHfce st TstssOrW
Tla very first thlna- yon ahV
to drop at ooce and forever t?
that us edlkw Is your natural
that 1m cam nnlv tar th ,
ftsRKMsS autharn- that halriM.
to read Tour work: and that,
uui nappe to bkiim u over, ts,
M t-aieicvMiy thai ho Utln
cream. rMerj Lad res' li
oat.
T?-" mmmmnrnJ
Correct SilvciW
Correct in character, design ,
workmanship is ss necesurt
dainty china or fine linen if ,
would have everything in
taste and harmony. Kim
forks, spoons and fancy piecet
table use will be correct if
lected from goods stamped
18472S.
Uawjesr as there trt I,
Uea "SHJil eatalecM Ss
aaareas thssaakese
fcrtsJCWatteJssss4 Oay als)ef4tvai o
Bo West Be aaoJlec.
Mouldy Mike By all th saitJ
rr foat yer mind? Wot you J
that ssw fer?
Bagged Robert-it's all r'gU
stop at houses an' offer to
wood fer m. dinner.
"You'll be expelled from tin i
W Gentlemen s union.
"No, I won't. After dinner In
I can't work till I file me saw.
lend me a file an' tell me to goaf
where they won't hear me fills',
any saloon will give a drink fen
'" N.Y. Weekly.
Reqaeat Granted.
Employe Sir, I would like toi
to you a moment upon, a vervs
matter.
Merchant Don't bother me.
"But"
"Go away to work, I say."
"I want to ask your oonneat
marriage with your daughter
and"
"Oh, is that so? Take her, a
and may Heaven bless you bo:
thought you were going to ask
lnorease of salary." Tit-Bita
On Jellies
. praserves and pieklea, "prod
f a tun ooatliig of
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tbe use of Dr. Thomas'
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