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Hara claaa bc.ld. the clorar Thar Juat bayond tha wheat Alone tha (allow fragrant Fnr woodland ways It snaka , And many a aylvan vaarant Aa boon companion takea. It loves tha woodblna tanglci, Invltea the milkweed pod And all It aunny ancles Laugh out In goldaorod. y Beneath tha cr. viced rider Tha cricket's shrllU elose hid, And from tha stake best da her Complains tha katydid. 1 Tha squirrel la Its lover. . And unafraid and fond Are bobolink and plover Of tha cental vagabond. Of all around, above It, It has tha confidence. And man and nature love It ; The homely old rail fence. -Charlotte Whltcomb, In Youth's Com The Gold-Miner's Story. I IAIX'T a sentimental sorter coon, by no manner o' ruenns, and what's more, I never purtended as I were. A incident that I knows of, though for downright sentimentality beats anything I ever heerd tell of. Even now, though it happened long time ago somewhere back about the fall of '51 I can't recollect it without chokin' lump risos inter me gullet and me eyes become sorter moist. It'i yarn of what a feller done 'cos ha thought it was bis dooty and 'coa he loved a gal. Yes, I tell yer, there's dramas en acted in sich Uvea as ourn which, if they was performed on the stage, those pale-faced clever noospnper kuowalls, or crickets, or whatever they calls 'cmselves, would say it was onnatural, and could never have hap. pened in rale life. Cut they'd be mis took for all that, cos this here yarn is gospel. "I'll tell yer 'xactly how it como about. It was at Davidson's Creek us wild ond brown and lonesome a lo cality as ever iiuutiil man clapped eyes on all level and suudy and mo- not nous. They was a wild, harum-scarum lot of boys 'collected ther.e, too, I gives yer my word. Of course, when gold is located at a place, yer wouldn't ex pect vt: y high-cluss serciety; and Da vidson's Creek were no exception, unless it were worse thnn must if anythink. Nigh every bouI theiv was a wrong un. WbI, Tim Dennett, though yer could, hardly call him a wrong un, He was a short, insignificant, little shrimp of a feller, with a chivvy yer couldn t help likin', and the most in fernally bad luck .as ever dogged a miner. He had a smile and a kind word fer everyone, and I honestly b'lieve he would have given his last penny to a pard who was down on his luck. We mostly called him the "par son," not that he wus extrr religious. but 'cos he was so much better'n the rest of us, and had never been known to cuss for more'n half a minute at a time. The fellers at first used tcr take 'vantage of him, but it wer'n't long 'fore he showed us he could use his flsta or his shooter as well as the best of us. Then there were Nelly Bell ol' Hanky Bell's darter. She were a good one, ana no mistake. She were al ways mending or patching fer some one, or making a fine appetizin' stew out or some of our tough "tack" fer some feller that was took aick. We used ter fairly worship her, but she'd have nothing tcr do with us. She was dead gone on the "parson," and the on'y one that didn't know it was the "parson" himself. al, to be gettin' along. One day Denis O'Brien were a-comin back to camp after a bit of saunter round. when Nelly comes runnin' up ter him, her eyes all red nnd swollen with cryin'. ' "Denis," she sobbed, "yer are a well-plucked 'un, nnd I wants yer to help me. Will yer?" Off comes Denis's hat in an instant. "Want me hell up, do ve. Nellv? Shure, if ye on'y say. 'Off with ver head, Denis,' bedad Oi'll do it jist to show ye that Oi mane bis'ness. And what have ye been cryin' yer purty eyes out for, nnd what are ye afther wantin' mo to do?" 'Oh, Denis, it's awful. They've been and got the 'parson' at Slade's saloon, and they're jest a-goin' ter string him up. Yer know Dun Black. It 'pears he keeps all his money in two black boxes, marked D. B. One of them boxes has been found empty under a heap of clothes In the 'parson's' tent, and they're sayin' he's done It. But it ain't him, Deuls. I'll atake all I've got It ain't him. I has my suspicions as ter who it is; in fao I'm pretty sure: but, yer see. I can't nrova It. Yer will help me, Denis, .won't yer, ol' pard?" But what d'ye ixnict me to do. Nelly?" Do? I've been up ter the saloon and tried ter git him off, but it ain't no go. They soys the auspiclons is too much agen him they want proofs, and unless they're brought the luw; must take its course. And I can bring proofs. Yes, Denis, I will brlnj proofs. So whnt I want yer to do Is ter stop 'em fer half an hour. By that time I'll bring my proofs, and M I can't then Heaven help poor Tim!" "Nelly, tell me. Why do ye take all this Interist in the 'parson'?" anere was no answer. "It's bckase ye love him. "Denis, ye're rlcht It U Nelly. " J The Irishman weren't nn ! Whan he heard this his son! aim rjth jeahausy. A bitter Sf at took plaee 'tween his honor and love, and ! know the real one aa aa rakS it weren't long 'fore love kern out Dan Black. It ain't the 'peree,' nor on top. Why should be sacriflve -every-.! It ain't Denis, though he aaya ! Is. think Jest fer this mincing "parson?" Presently he looked up end said: "Nell, darlint, ashamed of meaelf 01 am, but Oi can't help it at all. Plaze don't think too bad of me, but Oi mus tell ye. Oi love ye mesilf. There's the trooth. Look at the matt her from a commonsinse point of view. He's penniless and 01 has a dacant pile, now; not that Oi names that aa anny indoocemint, but 01 love ye greatly. Why should ye throw yesilf away on tha 'parson," who is a wrong un a thafe?" "Yer a liar! The 'parson' were never a thief, and how dare yer aay so? Ye are a cad. I came and asked yer help 'cos I thought yer waa a gentleman, Denis. Evidently I were miHtook." "You're not mistook at all. It's iveryone for himself in this wur-ruld. Whnt have Oi done dishgraceful, 01 should like to know? Oi refuse to purvent o jist penalty bein' inflicted on a thafe, who has had a fair trial, with all the ividince agin him. Oi endeavor to dissuade ye from wnstln' yer love on sieh a one, and offer ye me own love. Where is the disgrace? However, if ye'll be me wife, Nelly, Oi'll save him if Oi can, thafe or no thafe, not bekase Ol be lave he's in nercent, but fer your swate Bake. Will ye promlHe?" "Xo, I cannot," says Nelly angrily. "Thin, bedad, let him swing," blurt ed out Denis, sullenly, nt whiuh Nelly commenced to cry. "Jist promise, und 01 save him or do mo best." "Wont yer do it without me prom ise? Not as an honorable gentleman, Denis?" "No I" "Then I promise, but on'y on con dition that yer bjivo him, mind yer. I enn't Btand by nnd see him die. But as fer you I hate yer fer n low-down mean hound." She run off then, leavin Denis be wildered. lie watched her out of sight, think in' all the time. Then u smile grad ually spread over his fnoe the smile of a feller what's fought nnd won. "Dear, plucky little gir-rl," he- mut tered. Deui arrived at the tree Jest in time. The rope were ulrcady round the "parsons neck "llhoys, what ore ye up to?" says Uenis. "I'm thinkin' yer'd better not a-in terfere with this here gatheiin', Den is, suid the president. "Arruh, but Oi'm on'y interferin', beggin your honor s pnrdin, prisi- aent, bekase it s committing mur ther ye nil are. Ye are jist goin' to sthring up in innocint bhoy. 01 tell ye the 'parson's' innocint." "Don't yer be a fule. We've jeBt had a kinder trial, jedge, Joory, and all proper, and the verdict of this court is 'guilty, and muy the Lord have mercy on his soul.' The empty box was found in his shanty right enough there am t no mistake in that and he can't explain it nohow. I'm sorry fer yer, setin' us p'r'ups he's a pard of yourn, but get the job over," he said, turning to some of the ruffians standing ready, "Now, listen to me," ye blayguards! The fust wan that touches that rope Oi'll let daylight through him, Oi will. Listen to me. Oi have a confission to make. I did this crimo mesilf." Ter sny they were astonied would be putting it mildly. There were a look of utter amazement on every one s face, and they all crowded around the president and seemed to be all tnlkin' nt once, l'resently a hush fell on the crowd nnd the presi dent spoke. "Denis O'Brien, by yer own confis sion yer plead guilty of thievln'. Yer have heartlessly robbed a pore hard- workln' man nnd have also allowed a Innercent young feller ter be tried. condemned and nearly executed. We ain't partie'lnr here, but thievln is a crime which we must stamp out at any cost. Yer know the penalty and we can muke no exception. Tnrson, ye're lucky and can now go free. Al low me ter be the fust ter congrat ulate yer." Then says the "parson": "Don't congratulate yet. Yer've just tried and nearly hung me fer a crime I never done. Jest think of the anxiety I must have suffered. Don't yer think yer owe me a sorter recom pense? I don't want much. It's only that yer let Denis go, if he promises to git away at once. 'He confissed tcr this of his own free will, which shows some pluck anyway." The president commenced ter look oneasy, and more so still when he saw Nelly welkin quickly towards 'em. "Yer see, it's like this ere. 01 Black's gold's been snickered, and someone's got ter be punished fer it Imagine, if yer can, what a pretty pass things would take if we once took it inter our hends to let 'era off. No, we can't make no exception In this Case, anyhow. Miss Bell," he said, turning to Nelly, "this . ain't quite the pluce fer ladies, and I hope yer won't take it as unkind if we arska yer ter go away. Aa a matter of fuc,' we've got some very unpleas ant bis'ness ter get fixed up." Up ter the ptft.ent Nell had not dared ter look at the prisoner. "I tell yer. Mister President, yer've got tha wrong man. The 'parson' ain't took nothing." No, ao we've found out; but Denis baa confessed." Nell started back in amazement when aha saw Denis. "Denis, ma brave boy, what have yer been an' doner" aha exclaimed. "Yer tould me to kape 'em back an' He 11 explain ter yer why he eon- fesaed afterwards. Yes, I know Who baa done It, and I wish ter give him fair warning! Let him come forward and own up like a man." She paused several seconds, then added: "I ain't playin' no game of bluff. No, 'fore Heaven, I tells yer I know the man who's done it.' Now, let him tome forward." . A dead silence fell on the crowd as the paused agen, but no one moved. Her eyes flashed with anger, and like dart her arm shot out, and with finger extended aha pointed at one of the men. "Yer coward, Silus Deanel Ver thief I Yer done it, and deny it if yer canl" With an oath Silas Deane sprang forward and, whlppin' out his shoot er, he fired at Nell. Sloh aotlon could never be allowed. Afore he could fire ngen he was stretched on the ground with more bullets in his body thnn yer could count on yer two hands, i , . . .. i-seu werni aena; 'twere ony a mere scalp wound. Nevertheless she were the talk of the camp. So were the "parson" and Denis, for the mat ter o' thatspecially Denis, Wal, soon after this occurrence Nell vtas alt tin' on a tree-stump, lookin' the picter of misery. She had boen cryin, for the "parson" had jest left her, nnd after he had summoned up enough courage to "pop the oues tlon." She, remembering her prom ise to Denis, said thut though she lovea him she could never marry him. He looked her in the eyes, and I rather fancy he understood it all. He went sadly away, muttering some thing like, "So it's Denlsl Wal, she's as lucky as he Is." Almost as soon as the "parson" hnd left Nell Denis kem up. "A good morning to ye, Nell." "Good mornln', Denis." "Oi've come about that promise ye made, an' 01 hope ye're satisfied with the way OI curried out me own par-rt of the contract. And a near thing it was, include, jist a case of touch and go." "I never meant yer to tuke sich a risKy course, Denis." "It was the on'y way of gainlu' tolme. They shut me mouth for mo ivery toime 01 spake." "You're a brave feller, Denis, and I can never thank yer enough." "Ye remember yer promise, Nell?" "Yes." "Are ye wanting to back out nv it, or are ye goin' to carry it through?" "Why, I'll keep ter my word, of course." "D'ye know the 'parson's' in love with ye, Nell?" "I didn't know till jist now, when be told me, and asked trie) ter be his wife. I refused him 'cos I promised you." "Nelly, dear, yisterdny 01 tuk ye at a mane advantage. Ye called me nasty names. 01 wish to sny ye were roight. Oi waa werse than all that, but ye mustn't call me seoh names agin. Oi've been thinkin' and have de cided not to marry ye. D'ye think Oi'd marry ye and ruin yer whole life, knowin' all the whoile that ye were atln' yer hear-rt out fer the 'parson'? No, darlint, I ain't so bad as that. Nellie, I relase ye from yer proiniae, entoirely." "Denis!" Nell cried. "Yls, entoirely, dear." "How oan I ever thank yer?" "By lettin me be the best man at your weddln' and nothing else at all." An he was. London Tit-Bits. It's the Men. The bell ringers of a certain church usually leave the question of "tips" to one of their number, and the mat ter could scarcely be left in better hands. If thef visitor leaves the belfry ns rich ns he entered It, it is not be cause Ji)n as we all call him has not drojipcd a pretty significant hint. On one occasion a visitor fancied he heard a strange creaking which seemed to proceed from high up the tower. 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