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    PIMPLES
Cured in FIVK DATS by
the use of Dr. Thomas' Faci
al Ointment, apply at bed
time; cures while you sleep.
BFora short time we
will send a Fifty-cent
box by mall, postpaid,
on receipt of thirty five
cents. Address,
Baprr Crjen)i(;al Co.,
1324 North 53th St.,
West Park Station,
12 5-20t. Phiadelphi , a
In llnrd Lock.
"Vex, Mrs. Iptodate is dreadfully
worried."
"Whst'j the matter?"
"Why two new fads have made their
appearance nt the same time and she
doesn't know which to take up." Chi
cago I'ost.
Ilia Fnloytnent Limited.
Mrs. Twaddle Why, Dr. Jalap, it's
ages since I paw you! How have you
been? Do you enjoy good health?
Dr. Jalap Not in others, Mrs.
Twaddle not in others. Boston
Transcript.
Avoid iiilutttTHtioti iin-l tvlmU-siile anl retail
irotif t.y Imivimk your whiki-y direct from the
iiinli!i'rv. nee the llayner Untitling Co. nti
iinum-i'incnt lit this impiT, which fxpinltiH how
ti k''l f-i'ir full imrt of pure Htvn-Year-1Mil
liyv Whtikry. epr". ori-imid, for W.-O. They
K0rifcntie pure r-ooiIh ami full uiiWMlre.
THE REMINISCENT MAN.
What would wi d (or things to ra4 about
our public men?
How could w learn their boyhood tralta
and Bow they acted then?
How could w kaow their whima and fada
and other little thine
About them, were It cot lor what a certain
person brlr.si?
All kail the chap who fills that cap In wIm
Dam Nature's plan.
The one who'a always In our view tha
Reminiscent Man.
Ha tells us of our Presidents, and what
they did and said.
Or what they didn't do or say, as w have
of.en read:
He cites remarks of heroes bold, long era
they burst to fame.
Which plainly show they were designed to
bear an honored name;
Ha knows the pages of the past no other
person can
Dig up as many facts as does the Reminis
cent Man.
Sometimes he Is the man who's styled the
Old Inhabitant.
And he can tell when Col. Bluff went out
end laid a ha'nt;
And then, again, he Is the man who battled
side by side
With MaJ. Blood, and now he tells about
It with much pride;
Or el.e he had a jury feat when Lawyer
ChuRg was young
All this the Ht mliiLsctnt Man has ever on
his tongue.
Perhaps he used to fit h along with Mr. Of
Ilceseik. And when that man's a candidate he tells
It by the week;
He holds the wise reporter up and fills him
full of talis
The news may ptop. but, after all, the R. M.
never falls.
Somebody ought to write a book about the
tnlky clan
The bur.eh of people w ho make up the Rem
iniscent Man.
Josh Wink, In Baltimore American.
Ileallatle I'erformnnc.
Tapa Not quarreling, I hope, chil
dren? Tommy Oh, no. We're just having
tableaux,
Tnpa What does this one repre
sent ?
Tommy Mamma asking you for a
check. Tit-Bits.
8$THE $ 0
Jdefenseh
X By W. B. BARRETT. X
Ht:n .kkahi.k t i KK or hoi .
A I.lllle Hoy's 1.1 re Novell.
I lmvo r ffw words to Pay regard
ing Cliuinl'tMlain's Cougb Remedy.
It saved m.V lit tli l)ov'n life and 1
feel that I cannot praise it enough.
I bought, ii bottle of it from A. K.
Steele of (0;)d win, S. U., and when
I pot home with it the poor baby
could hardly Sri'utho. I gave the
medicine as directed every ton min
utes until he "threw up" rind then
I thought sure ho whs going to
choke to death. We had to pull the
phlegm out of his month in great
loug .strings. I am positive that if I
had not got that bcttle of cough me
dicine, my bov would not be on
earth to-day. Job Dicmokt, Inwood,
Iowa. For Bale by the Middleburg
Drug Store.
Gen. Wood has been mad a member
of the Academ'yof Science of Havnn
.The academy is one of the most xch
sive organizations in Cuba. It is lim
ited to 40 members, and each membrr
is elected for life.
A 'nre lor l.iiiiitmgo.
W. O Williamson, of Amberst,
Va.. says: "For more than a year I
BuflVrel from lumbago. I finally
tried Chamberlain's Pain Balm and
it gave me entire relief, which all
other remedies had failed to do.
Sold by Midddleburg DrugRtoro.
JnalBina;.
Oh. I despise the fool who thinks
That only money makes the man
And yet how pleasant It would be
1: men had cause forjudging me
I 'pun that foolish plan.
liiiago Record-Herald.
. Way Pa 1 elt.
"A man and his wife are one, aren't
thev, pa 7"
"They tire equivalent to one, my
child. She is one and he is nothing."
J tiiige.
The seiisihle way to buy whNkey fi to get it
lire, i (nun the Di.tillery. Thin naves whole
mile nnd retail dealer's profits, also Insure,
pun; good Tha llayner instilling Co' will
hin you four full quart. Seven-Year-Old Kye,
ejlirex. prepaid, for 1 30. See large advertise
ment in this issue
Tho Polite Yonnaj Man.
"Yes," said the haughty young
woman who was a Colonial Dame as
well as a Daughter of the Revolu
tion, "my great-geat-grandsire fell
at Bunker Hill."
"Ice or banana skin?" inquired the
polite young man from Milwaukee
Cleveland rialn Dealer.
A Question.
Willie Boerum Pa.
Mr. Boerum (desperately) I -will
only answer one question, William,
and then you must go to bed.
Willie Boerum Well, then, pa, why
don't the storks migrate south every
winter like the other birds? Brook
lyn Eajrl-
BEST FOR THE
BOWELS
If yon ImTpn't a p-culnr, iift.lilry movement of tin
IrOWfU evt rjr tlitv, ).n rv til ur will It-. Ki't'P youi
bowel opt-ii. nt"! I" w II. rrvi tn 1 tu hn,ipif vio
lent It ur pill it'iloii, It iLtnu't run-. 1 ho Kinooih
i".t. i n'-t. niwi-t if i v iiy fi U t-iintf the bow ell
clour ant) cleuu in lo ttttce
CANDY
CATHARTIC
EAT 'EM LIKE CANDY
riA..Mnt l'NlntoMiv lViti'tit .Trtwtp flood. PnOnnd
Never Niekrn, Wruki'll .r ; i-i i - in. '.". nml M vrntl
per Inn, Wrlto (jr five lainj!.-, an. I l.-u'Uet en
iienllh. JtdilreM 'J
grnu.no immnr numv, iiimi.ii or new ioiik.,
KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN
(Copyright, 1901, bjr authors SjrSdlcate.)
II WAS Knowing when Kleanor re
turned from the private view. The
air was bitter, the wind wintry. She
was glad to reenter the coziuess of her
silent studio, its light, its warmth; to
see the cheery welcome of the flicker
ing gas log which in her bedchamber
ail joining imitated in its humble asbes
tos way the cordial greeting of pine,
llurson, good clmp, had left her at the
.studio door, though he had looked
longingly nt the comfort within, and
she knew he would have stayed if she
had asked him more cordially.
Still, she had asked him. Her con
science must have been clear on the
score of gentle hospitality else why
.should she en petulantly have flung
her sealskin cout across an easel and
sunk listlessly-into a Morris chair
which commanded nt once the speak
ing study for a canvas before it and a
view through the archwayof the blink
ing asbestos.
"He needn't have looked so wist fill."
fdie murmured, discontentedly. "I did
a.sk him to come in and get warm. I
said: 'Perhaps it's too late, but yon
can toast yourself a minute before
you start for the north side, if you
want to.' Ungracious? Well, why does
he bother me? Didn't he have me
the whole evening, and to supper, too?
Isn't that enough?
"And how he praised my picture!
How all of them did, indeed. They
were awfully good, and yet "
She rose restlessly and walked up
and down as a man might, Bohemian
that she was, pausing at last before
the easel in the semi-darkness.
"And yet," she went on, in a passion
ate multitone which still was little
more than a whisper after all, "what
good is it all? What do I care whether
they praise or d'amn? What do I care
whether my work is good or ill? What
are wreaths nnd coronets when one's
heart is hungry for love, and love is
fled away, driven by a fool's laugh?
Oh!"
And now, in a storm of bitterness, she
sank shudderingly upon the rug be
neath her, her hands upon her eves.
and a flow of tears wet them with their
kindly solace.
She saw again, in fancy, the gay
crowding of the "view." A galaxy of
beauty, gowned in the season's bril
liancy of color, vied with the art which
decked the walls. There had been a
frou-frou of rich stuffs, a tinkle (
well-bred merriment, a hum of
ventional compliment. Across it AO.
blotting out the lights, the canvases,
hushing the gayety, rose again his face,
as Bhe had seen it that afternoon,
across a vista of other faces, pale, im
mobile, seeming to have suffered, seem
ing still to suffer, bearing a cross and
frozen into a grim nnd enduring ei
lence. She had looked long upon that
face, until her own color had deserted
cheek and lip and fled back to the tu
mult of her fast-beating heart, Then
she had beckoned the faithful Burson
and precipitately left the gallery. And
now?
Yes, now, what? Harold was back,
after those years. But what was that
to her; what could it be? She who had
in ashes strewn her heart and hooded
her face in sackcloth because one little
"So" had changed her life and his,
what was there now to do to set it
right?
Not upon a flaunting sleeve can a
woman weave her heart. She had said
Xi," nnd he had gone away. He was
come again, but hr "Xo" must still be
vocal and king in her cars its cruel
harshness. She had cast him away, her
pearl of men; it wai to art she would
be wed, she had said, as if disdaining
ingling human pulses nnd caressing
a-Mis; to art, cold, lofty, high, exalted
and exaltingart. Slip had aspired to be
lifted up atu! tho little god had with
the crooking of his tiny, remorseless
finger cast her down nnd sown bram
bles where his nrrow festered.
Three years! Gods! How she had
6triven to ease the pain which cut her
miwnnv u.lp o
almost before Harold was beyond tB
sea. And aeeu had come, aocceas
undoubtful; a noble success, laureled
and acclaimed. ' Tha lire of genius
burned within her soul and lent im
pulse to her heaven-gifted brush, the
critics said. To-day had been the hour
of triumph for her art. The salon's
first prise decked ber masterpiece. . A
host of friends and connoisseur! pre
dicted for her a future wherein fame
and laxury waited at her bidding and
then came before her that stern white
face, and its eyes held her trembling
in their cold, unwavering stare. u
She drew her hands from her face
and looked fixedly at the dim study
upon the easel above her as she
crouched upon the jyg. In the faint
light it seemed the fantastic home of
elusive shadows. Yet as her gaze grew
firmer the penciled lines started from
the background and revealed them
selves with clearness.
"Repentance," a title read below. A
woman in an October wood, half
cleared. She was looking to the west,
where a falling sun had nearly crept
beyond her straining gare. Her hair
had fallen in a wind-driven glory be
hind her, her arms were stretched in a
pathetic gesture of recall and invita
tion, and across her face fella somber
look of heart-wringing longing and re
gret. And yet such is the divine touch
of genius one who with clear eye
could read, might have seen in some
illusive, intangible line the birth of a
golden hope that repentance had not
corae too late; that the swift-falling
sun would rise once more.
There was a dignity, a poise and
grace, nn inexpressible pathos in this
lone figure of the wood which stirred
the heart and moved the very soul
to cry out that the mute prayer
must find nn answer; that within
the nshes of its crushed past there
must lurk a spark which should rise
to a living flame.
One could not but know, as they
faced each other, in that light of
shadows, that these two women
were in truth but one. She who sat
disheveled upon the rug surely was
none other thun the sun-imploring
creature of the autumn wood. It
was not that the likeness of linea
ment was striking, but in the bit
ter abandonment of pose, in the wild
craving of their speaking silence, in
the tender wooing of the arms which
voicelessly called out their woe, they
were the same, and indivisible, one
the insensate shadow of a living
cry, one the sensate Douuneni oi a
life-wearing sorrow.
Kleanor sat long, and still. What
tempests tossed her heart in that
deep communion cannot be told. It
was herself, her soul, she had limned
upon her canvased "Repentance,"
and in the revelations of the night it
seemed all too plain to her that she
had painted on a signboard the se
cret of her heart and invited him who
ran to read.
The December sun shon in her
window when she rose fom hpv
strange vigil by the living dead.
There was a new-born resolution in
her look. She laved her face care
fully to hide its stains of tears.
Then she brushed her glorious crown
of hair and put on her coat.
"A walk will do me good," she said
to herself. "The morning is splen
did. As soon as I can after noon
I will withdraw my picture from the
gallery. It has told too much al
ready. He, at least, shall never
know."
She put on her jaunty fur hat. A
long look in her mirror told her the
traces of the night of watching had
vanished beneath the impulses of the
morning. She was stitl benutiful, no
doubt, despite her score nnd five of
years; despite the tragedy of her
heart.
She tort the study of "Repentance"
from its easel and thrust it upon the
blazing asbestos log. Then she slow
ly and thoughtfully drew on her
gloves.
The studio bell uttered a long, im
perative summons. Kleanor started
sharply. What impossible call was
that? At sunrise? Who could it
be abroad so early, or so late? Well,
let them ring. She was not at home.
Again the bell called her, as if in
imperative demand. Its tone was
masculine, demanding. Who could it
be? Well
She flung wide the door.
Upon the threshold stood a figure.
tall, maaly, strong, with bared head
aa tof ahrlma. Out of the
taifc fw Mt ia pallM frame (lane
boraa la wfom Iter, 4ror4 her,
snateoW p hor aylrtt aarcaiatiiif
into its wild eartaa, am4 thai her
lover came upon her with wM
stretched arms,
"Harold!" she cried. "Oh! Har
old! Have you come at last.",
And they set their faces to the east,
where the risen sun spread a new
glory across the snowy world. ;
Navigation by Electric Llht.
An important patent connected
with the St. Lawrence navigation has
been issued and submitted to Mr.
Tarte, minister of public works, by
whom it will be laid before tie cab
inet, says an Ottawa special j to the
New York Times. The pateni is de
signed to do away with the1 light
houses, buoys and in fact the! entire
paraphernulia for night navigation
between Montreal and Quebec, arid sub
stitute a submerged electric svstem.
The muin idea is to .ik an electric
cable in the center of the navjignble
channels, with power translnitted
from a power house at Montreal, and
lines of colored lights at or abJve the
water level each side of the chjnnncl,
the lights on one side being of a dif
ferent color to those on thel other
side. The lights will be supported by
com supports.
l.ooplnu,
Gladys Is he badly "hit?"
i.inci les; lies on the loop
talks of nothing but cngngf-ment
"rings. Judge.
RJJ E L
S1S7 cf Karsas Yrect
to Dr. Grsni'j Nsnrun
Co to tti Rem
Mrs. P. Bourn, 1879 Third Avenuo, Kew
York City, says:
" I had a ctmMant bearing doim sain that
audo aiofMl draatlf ully aorvona, and tha paia
in a back waa
something awful.
I aaffarad torriblr
ovary Booth. I
also aof.
orad from
laflaat-
matioa
and had
aatuiiaU
aral dia.
chary that kept
ma tired all tho
time. My kidnTi
ann ptomaca wera
effected and I waa
alwava constipated.
Krery little thine
excited ma, and I
waa o nervous I
didn't feel a bit lika
eeing or talking to
anyone. 1 waa really
In adreadf ul condition.
No on knows what I
suffered. Every morn
ing I would feel so
weak and tired I
Could Imrdlr get
up, and during
tiiaday I would
ei lame ana
feelas though
1 should fall.
1 doetored
try
ing flrfct
one thing,
then an
other, but
nothing
seemed to do me any
irood. 1 was po discour
aged and doirnhearted I didn't care uiucu what
happened, or if 1 erer got well.
" Finally. someone told in to take Pr.fi reene'i
Nerrura Llood and nerve remedy, and said so
much about the good itdid woincn'who suffered
from female weaknes. that 1 decided to try it. I
cannot sarennugh forlhin medicine. r.(ireene'a
Kerr lira blood and nerve remedv is the best
medicine on earth for nervousness and female
weakness, and every woman who auffera from
thes troubles ought to get IT. Greene to cure
them. I took four bottles of Nervura and mj
pains are all gone. My periods are regular every
month, without the aliglitest pain, my backache
is all gone and there isn't the slightest discharge
an; more. Tha folks who see me now, who sr
how contented and haiiiiyand strong I am, think
itlsamiracls."
Get Dr. Greene's Kervnra to-day for your
trouble, nnd writo to Dr. Greene fur advice.
Address 101 Fifth Avonuo, New York City.
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CKAIVDIM'S II1UT1IOAY.
"Many hnppy returns of the day,
grandpa; and mamma says if you
give lis cachi 50 cents, we mustn't
lose it!" Hurlem Life.
Destroy the Vines Xovf.
The best possible disposition that
can be made of the melons, squash and
cucumber vines is to pull them up, and,
when sufficiently dry, pile nnd burn
them. Left upon the ground they be
come the shelter nnd breeding place of
the next year's crop of beetles, and
their value for manure will in no way
compensate for the damage accruing
if left upon the ground, lletter at
tend to it at once Rural New Yorker.
Try four full ounrts of Hnyner Seven. Year-
Old (lye, express prepaid, fur W O. For parti
culars, see announcement of the Hayncr IMn
tilling Co., Dnyton, Ohio, which appears else
where in this Issue.
Friendly Treatment Dad Enough.
Towne I'd hate to have that man
for an enemy.
Browne Who Is he?
Towne I don't know; but ho
punched my hend once.
Browne Well, if he wasn't an ene
my I'd like to
Towne Oh, you see it was all
mistake. After he punched me he
said: "Excuse me, Buddy, I took yer
fur a friend o' mine." Philadelphia
Press.
A Maater Stroke.
Duffy Th' fit may be arl right, but
how about th' color av th' coat match
in' th' different colored pairs of pants
I may want to wear wid it?
Cohenstein Dot coad vil harmon
ica Bit any color of der rainpow but
orangel I vill pe honest mit you ohf
I lose der sale! ruck.
A poleu Caao.
Lady What is tho matter with any
husband?
Doctor I cannot be sura yet. Hava
you noticed him doing anything un
Mual lately t
"Let me see. Well, last evening, in
stead of lighting hia cigar the mo
ment he left the table, he walked in
to the library and put on his smok
ing jacket, amoking cap and slippers
before beginning to smoke."
"Hum! My, my!"
"And, later on, when he wrote a let
ter, he wiped the pen on a pen
wiper."
"Horrors! It's paresis!" X. Y.
Weekly.
Triolet to a Debataate.
Ah. you are like this book I hold.
'Ti bound, you see. In lavish style;
Wash how It Is adorned with gold;
h, you are like this book 1 hold;
The story through Its pages told
Can wait we'll rend It after while
Ah. you are like thla book I hold.
'TIs bound, you see. In lavish a'tyle.
-Chicago Record-Herald.
IT WOILD II B IMPOLITE.
iccztnS rata
To the time when she was plucked froJ
the Terr crrasp of death, the natural iTl
j puis of the womanly heart is tbanknu
; iw , nw-aiio woica save-a he-
ana a aearc to neip
other women in like
case. Those are the
'motives which
prompted Mrs. Eva
Burnett to write the
accompanying testi
monial to the curative
power of Dr. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription.
This is only one cure
out of thousands. No
one would dare say
that the average
woman was not as
truthful as she ia
good. And it is the
truthful testimony of
the average woman
that " Favorite Pre
scription" cures
womanly diseases
when all other
means and medi
cines absolutely
fail. It estab
lishes regularity.
dries the drains which weaken women,?
heals inflammation and ulceration anct
cures female weakness. It tranquilizer
the nerves, restores the appetite anc
induces refreshing sleep.
I have intended for some time to write i-
you," say. Mr. Kva llurnett. of Kussellville. U
gan Co., Ky ., and give a testimonial in regard u
what your medicine has done for me. My r.h
came in juiy, .nag, ana i naa congestive cnill
and lay at death's door for ten long week.
was in a dreadful condition and had six of IVf
best doctors of the city. After everything V.ttl
been done and I had been given iiptodi?:
asked my husband to get me a bottle of lit1
Pierce' Favorite Prescription. He had nonncr
in it, but he got it, and when I had taken it tw E
week 1 was able to walk to the dining r"nt-r
to my meals, and by the time I had taken thrc.f .
Domes i waa anie to cook lor my lamuy oi lour
I can never praine Dr. Pierce and his mediantf
cnougn." i
Dr. Tierce's Pleasant Pellets cure bili
ousness.
Doctor My old chum Bones writes
me that he wants me to operate on him
for appendicitis.
Nurse Will you?
Doctor Well, I'd hate to cut an old
acqusin to nee. Chicago Journal.
ONCE IS ENOUGH TO SEE
Gustavo Dore's portrait of Dnnte is worth
seeing once. But once is enough. Some
such look you notice on the faces of those
who have Buffered, and still suffer, much
physical pain; people subject to rheumatism,
gout, neuralgia, periodic headache, lumba
go, or pain from some old lesion. This pain
hubit puts its marks on them, as the custom
of, handling ropes crooks a sailor's fingers;
or as too much riding of a bicycle stamps a
worried expression on certain faces. No
wonder people said of the Italian poet as
he passed along, "There goes
THE MAN WHO NEVER LAUGHS."
The complaints above named all yield to
the action of Benson's Porous Plasters, and
quickly too. Not ouly those, but colds and
coughs, kidney and liver affections, all
congestions and muscular strains, diseases
of the cheat, asthma and all ailments which
are open to external treatment. It is fre
quently said that Jienton't Platter it Pain't
Matter. It cures when others are not evsn
able to relieve. For thirty years the lead
ing external remedy. The old-style plas
ters, as well as salves, liniments, oils, etc.,
have little or no efficacy as compared with
it. Use it. Trust it. Keep it in the
house. Ask for Benson's Plaster ; take no
other. All druggists, or wo will prepay
postuo on any number ordered in the
United States on receipt of 25c. each.
Seabury t Johnson, MXg. Chemists, N.T.
CAX'T DO ANYTHING ELSE.
ACwou a er om rue filiation.
"I bave noticed that the sale on
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets is almost invariably to those
who have once used them," nays Mr.
J. H. Weber, a prominent druggist
of Cascade. Iowa. What better re
commendation could any medicine
have than for people to cull for it
wheuaeain in need of such a rem
edy t Try them when you feel dull
after eating, when you have a bad
taste in your nioutl', feel bilious,
have no appetite or b. n tivublod
with constipation, and you aro cer
tain to be delighted with the prompt
rel;ef which they afford. For side
by tho Middleburg Drurj Store,
"Mamie," asked Mrs. Benham, "why do
so many men reform and give up their bad
habits at New Year's?"
"Because." interrupted Mr. Benham.
' "they can't help themselves. They're
'broke' after Christmas.
I Hla Roar.
1 McGorry (carpingly) Thim makers av al
manacs hov got us be dhe t roats, bedadl
Mrs. MoGAirry How d'yei make thet
out?
McGorry Make ut out? Here, now:
We hov cowld weather New Year's, phwin
we don't nade ut; an' do dhey rive us avea
j a brith av frost on dhe Fourt' av July,
phwin our tongues are nangia out wid dhe
beat? Not so's yes cud notice ut, bedid!
Judge.
Not a rrnoraatlnator,
"I shall not wait till New Year's to turn
over a new leaf," said young Hoopler. "My
grandmother sent me a Bible for a Christ
mas present, and I shrewdly suspect that
the dear old lady has hidden a few bank
notes in it." Juilue.
Only One Theory.
"How in the world did she ever
come to marry a mivn with one leg?"
"I don't know, unless it can bo
traced to her strong liking for dam
aged goods that come cheap." Chi
cago Times-Herald.
The Scnle of Shrinkage.
"Why don't you w ear all-wool under
wear?"
"My denr sir, no man can afford to
wenr nil-wool underwear unless he has
five sons growing up." Chicago Rec
ord. '
f.o Plow.
Make new resolves mildly, or else, I protest,
When the time comes to keep them you'll
run short of zest.
Chicago liecord.
Itnlber Dlaronraiting;.
Maude Did Daisy Frcslilight give young
Slowboy any encouragement at the New
Year's ball?
tiara No, I think not. She asked him
to marry, her, tliat's all. Chicago Daily
jsews.
Should He Perfectly Happy.
"I don't see why Long Jim Jones shouldn't
be happy this New Year's day," said the
Georgia native. "He's got six fiddles, ten
children, an' a moonshine 'still' that ain't
never been spotted by the government."
Atlanta (Ca.) Conttitution,
bsnaing rorwara.
"Don t you think, dear, we might
afford one of the horseless cart',
riages?"
, "We might take the horseless partff
cow and wait for fortune to bring uiy
the rest." Leslie'a Weekly. ;
PURE WHISKEY
DIRECT FROM DISTILLER
TO CONSUMER.
Four Full Quarts!
$9? .20
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Express
Prepaid.
Saw Dtaltn' Pntllt.
rrtvnti Adlf ration.
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Such Whitkey can't tiha
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laRimcamcss: Third Nat'lBank.Dayten; State
nai'i nana, bi. Liouis; or any oi in uo-s
I THE HAYNER DISTILLING CO,
BS0-S32 West Fifth St., Dayton, Ohio.
300.3M So. Seventh St., St. Louis, Mo.
w (varante abave firm will do as It acre. Ed t "
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Saying; the Affable TElaa.
Agnes Dorothy, you don't mind 11,
that I didn't writ to you while I wai -gone,
do you? t
Dorothy No, indeed, Agnes; I'vi.-
been so busv mvself that I'd havi.t
3
been mad at you if you had. Brook
lyn Life.
Meat and Vegetables.
Dire Increasa In their cost we see.
Ere long we will begin .
To fear that pork and beans will b
As rare as terrapin.
Washington Star.
OBSEHVAXT OF
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THE A ME XI TIES. I .
Languid Leary Lady, won't youssv
ftim'me ten cents? I hain't et anj-r
thin' for two days. If
Benevolent Old Lady Y'ou p.r,
man! Y'ou can't get much of a meal;
for ten cents.
Languid Leary I've got enougli
money for de meal, lndy. I want?
do dime to tip de waiter. Brooklyn
Eagle..
An Important Question.
"I'd give my life to call you 'wife!' "
The maiden, long Inured
To caution, murmured: "Is the life
Of which you speak Insured?"
Philadelphia Press.
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