The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, January 16, 1902, Image 2

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    PIHPLES
Cured in FIVK DAYS by
the use of Dr. Thomas' Faci
al Ointment, apply at bed
time; cures while you sleep.
EP"For a short time we
will send a Fifty-cent
box by mall, postpaid,
on receipt of thirty five
cents. Address,
Barker Cl;biT)ical Co.,
1324 North 53th St.,
West Park Station,
l2-5-20t. Phiadelphia, l a.
A Dcllcntr Problem.
Do you think ('holly manner is
Uftturnl or affected?"
"Wi ll, I try to think the best ot
everybody so I don't know which to ;
tii:i.k."-Iui-k. 1
Only One l.ivlnir.
Friend Does the new landlady at
."our boarding house n)eur to be
,-jet i ing a living out of it?
Hoarder Yes. she is, hut we ar;
not. N. Y. Weekly.
Aviiiri adii!tenttioti ami whidcmle. ami retail
prod. Iy hiiyin ymit' whiNkey direct from the
distillery. f.ee the. linyuer 1 hNtilliug t'o. an
nouncement in tilt, paper, which explains hnw
to get f.iur full ii;trt uf pure Seven-Year-old
Ityo Whiskey, cxpre prepaid, for H. '.!(. They
guarantee pure goods and full measure.
Coulifn't lie Done.
Lady (in dress with long train) I
wish my portrait taken.
Photographer Take this teat,
madam.
'Oh, but I want it full length."
"Hum! Very sorry, madam, but my
panoramic camera it out of order."
N. Y. Weekly.
KKM .iKKtllLK ( IKK Ot'IKM I.
A l.lttle Uny'H Life Nnved.
I have r few words to nay regird
ing Chiimberliiin'H Cough Remedy.
It Hived my little lov'n life nnd I
fool that I c itinot praise it enough.
I boiitrht a bottle oi it from A. IS.
Steolo of (iojdwin, S. D-, and when
I pot lioniH with it the poor baby
could hardly breatbo. I gave the
medicine as directed every tea min
utes until he "threw up" aud then
1 thought Hiiro he was going to
choke to death. V'e bad to pull the
phlegm out of bis mouth in great
lone Htrings. I am positive that if J
had not got that bcttle of cough me
dicine, my boy would not be on
farth to-day. Joe Dkmont, Inwood,
Iowa. For buIh by the Middleburg
Drug Store.
uood Lock.
"Your friend Bumhunter was out
gunning again to-day."
"Yes, and he had great luck."
"Nonsense! he didn't bug a thing."
V"I know, btit the last time he was
out -Ire-bagged a cow." Philadelphia
Tress.
A 4 tire lor I.timbngo.
W. C Williamson, of Amberst,
Va , says : "For more than a year 1
Buffered from lumbago. I finally
tried Chamberlain's Pnin Balm and
it gave me entire relief, which all
other remedieR bad failed to do.
Sold by Kidddleburg Drugstore.
Hie t'uannl Observer.
This old world hot some curious ways.
You watch with eager eye.
And don't know If you ought to laugh
Or If you ought to cry.
-Washington Star.
you
Sot ('illume II Kant.
Vun Twiller What makes
think ha isn't used to society?
Vim Winkle He detected his hos
(ess cheating at bridge. Town Top-
Tue sensible way tn buy whiskey la to Ret It
direct from the Distillery. Thin saves whole
Kale and retail dealer's prnlUii, also Insure
(inre goods The Hiiyncr Distilling Co- will
hip you four full quart Seven-Year-Old Kye.
express prepaid, for 13 20- bee larKe' advertise
ment In tliia issue
Innoeen(.
"Pupa," said little Keginald.
"What is it, my child?"'
"Did anybody ever try to buy your
vote?"
"No. You see, I am a gentleman.
Nobody has ever found out that I
have a vote." Chicago Becord-Her-ald.
Her Heal Preferences.
Mabel Here's a writer on health
who says we mustn't eat pickles at
all.
Irene O, well. I don't really care
.or them. If I can have all the
fhalk and all the slate pencils I want
I don't enre if I never see a pickle.
Chicago Tribttnn
PIPPl.ES
'.tly who had pimple on her fare, but
he lia.4 uevu i-nuto: . A.v'Ai.KTS aud tuey
have all disappeared. I h.id been troubled
with constipation for some time, but after tak
ing the llrst I'usearet 1 have had no trouble
with this uilment. We c:imn! sneak too high
ly of fiiscarets " l in n Wahiman.
6TlH ticruiualonu Ave.. riiUudolphle, Fa.
tCANOV
CATHARTIC
Of MAnit RteisTtnto
Pleasmt, l'alaiaine. I'oient. Tnste tiisnl. Do
Good, Never sk koii. Weaken, or line?. 10c. Jjc, ieo.
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
terllav Itmnlr t imhiii. I'hirttos vir,.,. s.i. York. 911
Nfl.TO Rf.11 folit "H piMi'.liitiwMir Bllrtnnj.
THE OLD WORLDLINQ.
He shambles by each sunny afttrnoon;
His portly form la shrunken as a specter.
His (ace Is vacant as the morning moon; -
Quaffed Is his nectar.
Out of his eyes the dancing light Is gone:
Out of his blood the wanton warmth that
thrilled It ;
Out of bis air the charm that conquests won
When fancy wUUd It
Proud was his port and tatty his array:
Ills days and nights o'erHowed with song
and laughter;
He never dreamed that these would pass
away
And this come after.
tie courted pleasure nrd secured It still:
He asked for frler.ds. and loves, and these
were given;
He craved all worldly good and had his fill;
Hu sought not Ileavtn.
His friends have vanished never to return;
Ills pleasures, treasures, all his heart's
desire;
His passions only In their embers burn;
Mute Is his lyre.
For him the eventlme has brought no light;
Its sighing breezes pity as they kin him;
The dark will bear him to the wastes of
night;
Earth w ill not miss him.
Alas, the life that has no upward look.
No sacrifice of self, no hlh endeavor;
Its taste becoming like the seer's book.
Hitter forever!
lid ward N. I'omiroy, In Boston Tran-
script.
0 WHEN THE
RAG ROW
CLOSED
;:i! to 4 1 J. K ducco Habit,
By D. H. TALMADCE.
(CorjrlgUt, lint, by Authors 8jnilicU.)
LET it be distinctly understood that
no man conforms precisely to the
estimate put upon hint by the world.
He is human, and consequently too
deep in places for human vumprchen
sion. Daggles is considered to be a very
wicked young man a man of men
ace to the better social interests,
who obtains his living in a manner
prohibited by the statutes and there
by assists the police reporters of the
daily press to obtain theirs honestly,
which fact has a bearing upon some
problem or other in moral philoso
phy, lie is not a bad-looking young
fellow when lie appears in police
court after a comfortable night's
sleep, and it i noted on these occa
sions that a joung woman with big
brown eyes, which seem to melt and
run down her face when she looks
at the prisoner, invariably occupies
a seat near the door. This young
woman has come to be us much a
feature of interest to the court ha
bitues as Duggles himself, and the
police department even goes so far
as to suspect her of complicity In
certain crimes, which is as great a
compliment as the police department
is capable of paying to any person
outside of itself. But it never does
more than suspect, because the only
thing against her is her friendship
for Duggles, and friendship for a
criminal does not constitute a crime
in this country, nor will it so long as
men of different moral standards are
compelled by motives of political
policy to associate with one another.
Some state legislature will make such
a law perhaps after awhile. Any
thing may be expected from state
legislatures, which as a rule are com
posed of conscientious men who la
bor under the frightful delusion that
if they fail to mnke laws they are
failing in their duty to the common
wealth, and who, poor creatures, are
woefully pushed at times to obtain
raw material. This, however, has
nothing to do with Duggles in par
ticular. Ducgles appeared one night at the
Three Corners, a locality frowned
upon by those good people who be
lieve that vice should he cloaked re
spectably, and crooked his fingr at
a certain window. The window
drapery fluttered responsively, and a
mVucnt later the girl of the brown
eyes appeared in the "family en
trance" of the beer saloon known
to many shuddering readers of the
daily prints as "Rud'g Place." "Bud"
was the girl's father. Also he wai
a warm friend to Duggles.
"Kvenin'," said Duggles. He gently
grasped the hand that the girl ex
tended towards him and held it.
They seated themselves upon the
doorstep. "Didn't look for me to
night, did you?" He smiled.
"No," replied the girl; "but that
make me all the gladder to aee you."
"Naw!" He was greatly pleased.
"Warm, ain't It?"
"Awful."
" Twas warmer where I was Jast
night."
"Was it?"
"I bet you!" He rubbed the tttab
ble of his chin with his disengaged
hand and chuckled. Then he pressed
a bit closer to her. "Molly, what
would you say to buyin' a house and
movin' into it, you and me?"
"What you givin' me?"
"Straight goods, nie girl. See here:
There was a select little stag party
up on Avenue 15 lust night, aud 1 was
to it; dropped in without beiu' bid
about two o'clock. No matter how
1 got in; twasn't by the door; and
what I got wasn't what I went after.
I didn't touch a thing, nnd when I
left I covered every track."
"You heard soitiethin'?''
"(ice, but you're clever, Molly!
How did you tumble so cany?" lie
contemplated the girl in frank ad
miration. "Slop gnyin'. 'What did you hear?"
He' closed one eye cunningly,
"You'll have to let me whisper it into
your ear, and you'll have to take
chances of get tin' kissed while I'm
ivhisperin it."
"Don't you dare, Bill Dulles!"
Tha girl aeowled fiercely, then retted
her head upon hU shoulder. HA,In't It
nie they didn't put an are on this)
side the buildin'?" she mnrmured.
"M-m-TO-m," he agreed. " ;
A policeman passed, twirling hi
nightstick. A bevy of girls, chatting
and laughing shrilly, paused, nudging
one enother. A child, carrying a tin
pail, appeared and stood waiting un
til Duggles arose "and made way for
her to enter the saloon.
"There was only two men in the
party," he went on, "and one of Vm.
was old Drimmer, chief squirt of the
Kag Row bank, end the other was
Bowd, the cashier. I come within an
inch of breakin' right in on 'em. My
hand was on the doorknob, and"
"Cut the trimmin's," the girl Inter
rupted impatiently. "What did you
hear?"
Bis rep'y caused her to start. "Go
in to close Friday the Rag Row
bank aw, say, now!"
"It's straight, I tell you. They went
over the whole thing, figures and all.
There's a shortage of 16,000 plunkers
and some cents on the bank books, and
they're goin' to sneak with what they
can get their claws on before the thing
comes out. They don't want t doit.
Old Drimmer sniveled like a kid, but
Bowd didn't; he cussed 'em both for
sprculotin' with other people's spuds;
said they might as we'.l make a clean
job of it now. As near as he could tell
there was $15,000 apiece for 'em, all
cash."
"Well?" said the girl, after an inter
val. "Well, it's up to me to do somrthiu.
This is Tuesday. What'll I do?"
"I don't know. Dad keeps his money
in that bank."
"Yes, and the Millions do and the
Tolands and the Kiggleses and all our
folks; but they'll pay nothln to the
one that saves the stuff for 'em not
a pistareen. There's the makin' in it,
Molly, of o nice little front room with
p'.ate glass fixtures and a nice little
back room with easy-chairs aud a vel
vet sofa. All I've got to do is to ask
for $3,000 and I'll get it."
"Ask who?"
"Old Drimmer."
"He'd laugh at you; he'd say no one
would believe you."
"He wouldn't laugh when I worked
the shortage gag on him; that's where
I'd have him dead to rights. I know
a newspaper guy that'll give me a hun
dred in cold cash, and maybe more,
for the steer the minute the thing's
proved; nnd he'll see that it's proved
devilish quick, too, and won't ask
unpleasant questions."
They were silent for a time. A cab
rattled over the cobbles, and frag
ments of "The Wearing of the Green."
played on an accordion, wafted from a
near-by alley.
"Bill." The girl spoke first.
"Yes?"
"T wouldn't be honest; 't wouldn't
be square."
Maybe not, me girl. You think I'd
better put the coppers on, and let the
chance go?"
She did not reply at once.- Softfy he
stroked her hair, waiting. Five min
utes passed. Ten minutes. Aquarter-
hour. Then, very slowlv:
Yes, Bill, you'd better let the
chance go. We'd never feel just right
about it. Let it go."
Duggles hesitated. His forehend
was wet with sweat, and he ground his
teeth. The hand in which he held
that of the girl contracted with such
vigor that she gave utterance to an
exclamation of pain. But the tone of
his voice was cheerful.
"All right, Molly."
Impulsively the girl put her arms
about his neck. "I'll marry you, Bill,
any time you say," she whispered.
"You're awful good."
He gasped. "You said you wouldn't
till I was fixed to buy a place. You
ain't gufhV me, are you, Molly?"
"Nit," she replied. "I've changed
my mind. I'd rather have you poor
but honest than to have you rich with
the spuds stole from our own people
oy swell thieves. Our people trusted
'em, Bill, and they've proved false. I'rrfl
surprised that you'd think of takin
the"
"I didn't want the stuff, Molly," he
interrupted; "on the dead I didn't; I
wanted you. I can graft enough
from them that can afford to lose it to
keep us goin', dear."
"If you can't," she slid, and the
note in her voice was one of high pur
'0k
llf
l70.iAILEfJEf.Y
Tr f:r Eciy-Rsckirg; Psiss
fr.7.na Dr. Grsre'j Nemira
tt!c!i Brings Aisc! Curi,
What piteous cries art
brought forth by neuralgic
pain i How shall it be
endured? Why most it
be endured t la
there no help r
Neuralgia Is the
arch enemy of
women. Many
are driven al
most to distraction by
the pain.
Dr. Greene's Kerrum
is the trne help for It
It always attacks the
seat of the trou ble in the
nerves, and grateful re
lief promptly follows.
But it is not mere re
lief that results from
the nse of Dr. Greene's
Kerron for nervous
troubles ; it Is absolute
core. Head the thank
ful letter which follows:
Mrs. Mary A. An
derson, Iterlln,Md
says: "For many
years I was greatly
afflicted with neuralgia
in my head. 1 was
treated by sumo of the
best doctors, but all
failed to make a cure,
and the only re
llof I got from
the intense pain
was by the use
of morphine.
Physicians pro
scribed mor
phine, saving
that by no other
means In their
po-jrconldthey rellevemy sufferings. I became
addicted to the useof the drug, which was gradu
ally Retting me more and mora in its power,
when I was fortunately induced to try Dr.
Greene's Ncrvnra blood and nerve remedy.
"From that time to the present I have not
taken a particle of morphine or opium in any
of its forms, save once ; neither have I had a
recurrence of the severe neuralgic pains in my
head. 1 really do not feel like the same person.
Why do you spend your days in torture and
your nights in sleepless torment when vou can
surely be cured i Oct Dr. Greene's Nervura
blood and nerve remedy now and begin Its nse.
Write or call on Dr. Greene for free special ad
vice. His address Is 101 Fifth Avenue, Now
York City. Don't delay if you need help.
A Genuine l'lenanre.
Acouple were getting married, nnd
the man who was acting as "father"
was on extremely fussy person.
When the question was asked, "Who
giveth this woman to be married to
this man?" to the amusement of
both the clergyman and the congre
gation this gentlemnn stepped for
ward and snid: "I have .very much
pleasure in doing so." Tit-liits.
Why She I. Iked Them.
After three-year-old Frances' little
guests had departed, her mamma
asked:
"Frances, do you like little girls to
visit you?"
"Yes'm; I like little children to
come unto me, for of such is the
kingdom of Heaven." Harlem Life.
What It la That Cornea.
"Do you believe that all things come
to )iim who' waits?"
"No," answered the hustler, decisive
ly. "Pretty nearly everything that a
man doesn't want enmes to him who
waits, but the things worth having
come to him who gets up and humps
himself." Chicago Post.
Method In Iter Mailsns,
Dashnway Last-night I experienced
a novel sensation. Miss Twilling in
vited me out to dinner as her guest,
and insisted on ordering and paying
for everything. I wonder what she did
it for?
Cleverton She probably wanted
aomething to est. flarlem Life.
Try four full quarts of Hayner Seven-Year-Old
(tye, express prepaid, for Mil). For parti
cular, see announcement of the Hayner 1I
tilling Co., l)n) ton, Ohio, which appears else
where In tills issue
Evidently Neither.
Farmer Hayrake Deacon. Snod
grast hai bin in New York fer a week.
Farmer Snakeroot Business or
pleasure?
Farmer Hayrake Neither, I reek
on! He didn't hev ter send fer money
enough ter git home with! Puck.
JOHN E. REDMOSD.
Patriotic) sLeader Wa la ExplalsUnsj
Irish Leaara Ohjecta t Asae.
leaa Aasliwaea.
John E. Redmond, the Irish leader,
who, with Patrick McHugh and
Thoma O'Donnell, Is now in America
High dnallflVatlon.
"Can he cook?'' asked the proprie
tor of the restnurnnt.
"Cook?" echsJ the zzl'.zz. rrho r.-as
rooting for a friend out of a job.
Tun he ennli? Sav. I've aeon flint
pose according to her lights, "we'll man make four squab pies out of one
starve, old man." M pigeon!" Chicago Tribune.
"You know it!" said Duggles. J
And the next day two miserable men c,
were transferred from homes wherein SttJttLl? "
ine Anree vomers oistrict was never fja ataae. ah me! I never knew.
IM I naked:
JOHN E. REDMOND.
(Omclul Representative of the United Irish
League.)
to explaiu to the people of the United
States that the purpose and ccope of
the United Irish It ague, distinguished
himself in Trinity eolicsje, where he
was educated, and was called to the
bar at Gray's in in 1HS0, and at the
King's inn in ls7. For a time Mr.
Uedmond was clerk in the vote office
of the house of commons and was
perfectly familiar with the ways of
parliament before his election in 18S1
as member for New Ross. In lfcitil he
was elected for Waterford, and in. the
year following for YVaterford city. Mr.
Redmond has consistently clung to
the Parnell side of the Irish move
ment, and he has been a leading Par
nellit'e in Irish affairs ever since the
party was divided. He is an eloquent
orator and a highly interesting person,
ality. His trip to America is consid
ered very timely, owing to recent de
velopments in the Irish question grow
ing out of the Boer war.
WORTH $300,000,000.
The President of a certain big Oil Com.
pany is said to be worth $300,000,000. A
tidy bit of money and no mistake. And
yet ho isn't happy. In an address to a Bible
class he spoke of trials anil troubles of the
rich and tha loudsy they have to carry. A
young lady whispered to a friend that be
might wear a Benson's Porous Plaster on his
back or, botterst ill, divide the money among
the members of the class. I don't know
why her idea about the plaster makes me
witut to laugh, but it does. All the same
I have seen plenty of people laugh after
putting Benson's Plasters on their backs
or chests, or on any other spot where there
was weight, heaviness, weakness or pain.
It may be the sharp stabs of neuralgia, the
aches and wrenches of rheumatism ; it may
be colds in muscles or bones ; it may be
those kidney or lumbago thrusts that make
you yell as at a dog bite ; or it may be a
strain or cramp, anything thi want quiet
ing and comforting. Dont bother with
salves, iiuiiuenttt, lotions, etc, or with any
of the stupid and useless old style plasters.
Clap on a Benson's. It relieves at ones
and cures quickly. It stops the pain and
makes you laugh for the very ease and good
feeling of it. But watch out against im
itations and substitutes. All druggists, or
we will prepay postage on any number
ordered in the United States on receipt of
25c. each.
Beabury A Johnson, Mfg. Chemists, N.T.
uus uinJL
la told by most people. If it were not,
the whole commercial and social fabric
woaldr fall to pieces. There are thos,
sands upon thousands of people who
testily to me cures 'enectea oy Dr.
tierce uoiaen
Med:cal Discovery.
They are representa
tive people in their
comtnuntties. You
would believe their
word on any ques
tion of knowledge.
They speak the sim
ple truth when they
testify that Doctor
Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery
cures dyspepsia,
" weak" stomach and
other diseases of the
stomach and its al
lied organs of diges
tion and nutrition.
It curea when all
other remedial
means have failed.
It cures perfectly ,
and permanently.
There is no alco
hol in the "Discov
ery" it is free from
opium, cocaine and all other narcotics
Accept no substitute for Dr. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. There iJ
nothing "just as good.'
"I was a total wreck could not eat or sleep
writes Mr. T. O. Iteers, of Bern-man, Crawfur-i
Co., Mo. ror two years I tried medicine fror
doctors, but received very little benelit. I lis;
flesh and strength, was not able to do a eon,
day's work. I commenced taking lr. Pierce !
Golden Medical Discovery, and when I ha.
taken one bottle I could sleep, and nv appetitf
was wonderfully improved. I have taken livc
Dottles ana am still improving."
Dr. Pierce's Medical Adviser, paper
covered, is sent free on receipt of 21 one
cent stamps to pay expense of mailing
only. Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, Bui-
falo, N. Y.
SaytiiK the AITnlile Thin sr.
Agnes Dorothy, you don't mind it
that I didn't write to you while I was
gone, do you?
Dorothy No, indeed, Agnes; I've
been so busy myself that I'd have
been mad at you if you had. Brook
lyn Life.
Meat and Vegetable.
Dire Increase In their cost we see.
Kre long we will begin
To fear that pork and beans will be
As rare as terrapin.
Washington Star.
OBSEItVAXT OP THE AMENITIES.
thought of except with horror to that
place where the state confines the
violators of its laws until they shall
be tried.
'Say, Jack, have vou
a T If a to lend 7"
fallldelphla Press.
Mrs, I.ogan Attains Fresh Honors.
Mrs. John A. Logan has been elected
to the 'head of the new organization.
AppUaatiaa has been Bade to the com
saaaaar la aitf of the Spanish war
veteraaa far a charter a a national
woman's auxiliary by a number of
women of Washington, who have elect
ed officers, selecting Mrs, Logan, as
president. The application is strongly
indorsed by Lieut. Gen. Miles, recently
commander in chief of the veterans,
and by other prominent ollleera. It is
proposed thnt the National Woman's
Auxiliary shall have n status with the
Spanish War Veterans similar to that
enjoyed by women's organizations con
nected with the Grand Army of the
Republic, Union Veterans' union and
other patriotic associations. If the
charter is granted Mrs. Lopan's auxil
iary will be the mo! her and isiti; char
ters to such women's auxiliaries ns
may be organized throughout the
country.
A ( aveeommendatlon.
"I have mticcd that the sale on
Chamber tin's btouiach and Liver
Tablets is a'moBt iuvariably to those
who have once used them," Bays Mr.
J. H. Wfber. a promiueut druggist
of Cascade, Iowa. What better re
commendation c uld any medicine
have ti an for poplo to call for it
wbeuneainin need of such a rem
edy T Try them when you feel dull
after eatinR, when you have a bud
tafllo in TO" tnoutr, f"l liiMi,
Lava no appetite or when troubled
wilb constipation, and you are cer
toin to be delighted with tlieprumpt
rtl;ef whirb they afford. For suit)
by th MiddUbunr 1 tig Store.
Men Can Only lle Picked.
She Why don't you pick out sniiie
nice girl to marry you?
He I guess you don't know thu
girls in our set. They do the pick
ing out. Boston Herald.
CruKhed ?llin.
Maud Faircash And what did fa
ther soy when you nsked him if you
mie-ht pay 3'our addresses to' me?
Young Spareduub Ha said, he was
surprised to hear that I was capable
of paying anything. Ally Slopcr.
Xot Synonj-minis. ,
Mrs. Tuftunter I suppose you've
heard my daughter Is to marry n no
bleman. Mrs. Planelniddy Why, no. I heard
it was n gentleman who was her ac
cei .vd lover. l'liiladelulua Press
Languid Leary Lady, wont yonse
gim'me ten cents? 1 hain't et any
thin' for two days.
Benevolent Old Lady You pnor
man! You can't get much of a meal
for ten cents.'
Languid Leary I've got enough
money for do. iner.l, lady. I want?
de dime to tip de waiter. Brooklyn
Eagle.
An Importnnt rtticstlon.
"I'd give my life to call you 'wife!'"'
The maiden, long- ir.ured- .
To caution, murmured: "Is. the life
Uf which yuu tpiak Insured?"
riilluoaphht Press.
1 1 ii 1 f After MldnjKlit.
He Now don't you bother to help
me on with my coat. . ,
She It's no bother. It's a pleas
ure. Town Tonics.
Hla,Jit.
"I trust in Providence." 'nays ', a
Georgia philosopher, "but I work
while I trust." Atlauta Constitu
tion. All the More Itenson.
She Let's sit out the. next one.
He Why, I thought you were fond
l of dancing.
She I am. Detroit Free Tress,
siOaHinar forward.
"Don't you think, dear, we migli:
anora one oi tne Horseless carl
riages?"
"We might take the horselesi pan
cow and wait for fortune to bring a
tne rest." Leslie g Weekly.
PURE WHISKEY
DIRECT FROM DISTILLER
TO CONSUMER.
Four Full Quarts
$9. 20
1
Savtt Dudtrt' AVoifi.I
rrtvnti AdulUraUont. ,
OUR OPPIRl
We wM aaaf tear bill
A
swart tattle ( Heraer'il
7-YearOM OewMe CeeWI
Matiftss) ft fer S3.20.I
a w-j uwgaiee aye i tar aj.M,
teat. Rest uUslactort
wasn received, return It
at ear mpeaaej we will
retara year lUH
Such WUtkty can't lit ha J
tlstwhtrt forfeit than $S.
RitrttKiCKS! Third Nat'l Bank.Dayton; fttatrl
Nat'l Baok, St. Louis; or asy of tha Ex. Co't.li
THE HAYNER DISTILLING CO.,
no-ui wbsi rirxn si,, wayxon. vnio, u
308-311 So. Seventh St., St.WfMoJr
We guarantee above firm will do aa It agrees. -E
GEN. GRANT'S WIDOW.
Former Mistress of the Walts HontA
la Just Recovering from a
Rather Svrlona Illness.
Mrs. Julia Dent Grant, who is jusf
recovering irom a rather serious :
nesa following upon her last visit
MRS. JULIA DENT GRANT.
(Her Recovery from Serious Illness Mi!
Just Been Announced.)
Canada, is now in her seventy-fit!
ye.ar and has enjoyed excellent heal:
and spirits almost all the yeara of h
life. The widow of the great soldi
and president was born at 8t. Louii
the daughter of Prederlck and EHf
Dent. It was soon after her trradtu
tion from a boarding school that t(
charming Miss Dent met and capturv
lite neuri ui iuc men i.ieut, urani, v
was stationed at St. Louis. The ma'
riuge took place on August 22, lSf
When Cien. (Jrant left the white hoii'
his wife necouipunit d him on his tr
around t'ae world and shared in all tl
honors bestowed on the hero of tt
civil war. After the general's deal
congress pa sctl u bill giving his with1
i a pension of $3,000 a year, upon wh.i
she has chiefly subsisted since tb
i time.
DON'T
TOBACCO SPIJ
and 5A10KI
Your Llfeawa
Ynt can be cured of any form of tobacco u'
eailv. be marie well, stroiic. mntrnetie fill!
new life and vigor by taking MO-TO-BAi
mm niaitrs weas: men strong. Many f "
ten counds in ten iln river Ann f!0
cured. All druggists. Cure guaranteed.
let and advice 1-KKR. Address STERUj
JlKMliUY CO- Chicago or Mew York. 3