re i 0 p -I V 'if "Silnr Plait thai WtanS When You Buy Spoons knlvos. iWks, cir,, buy rli.it. bntnilfi, t?viii If tlivv do t t( 4itli! mort?. 'I hoy mrj vurllt the Ouh rvnc. If I ft? ' lit M tturt i if 1 lit Ititlitii It IlisiiH". L'l'iiiiln Itoirfra qimllty, fkiuuua Cur vmr. ruil W triuttf-mar; "1847 E2s fol,l by lfnilliuc ilculer. For Catalogue, No. fitf , ail.trvss the makers, fc International Slim Co. Meri Jan. Conn SPECIAL CARPETS, RUGS and FURNITU. THE LABG 4. PLETE LINE-EVER LEfilTIWI. Marked uttractiveness in di'sin-n 4. . . . of Jahric, conil)ined with the reasoniible jiritin, make nir carpets ! couspictious. At tins time attention is called to the new ."cason's T patterns tf the well-known Wilton's, Axminstcr and Tapestry X !- t mi. I IH I T . ? It f . . i .1.1 orusscia. ine latest, eiiects in F 1 . . and prices. iW-'.pecially M: line- of ! eniD and prices. Our stock of new pleasing. baby Carriages W. H. I Valley Street, yi 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 n n i nin n ii i in i 3 RUTQHFRINO 1 Is done witblialf the , you nave good tools. Why not buy the IrxtoriDr-ieo Sausago etxiffox and Meat Grinders and save a, groat deal of unnecessary trouble? S qt. Enterprise Stuflers a ! Lard Pies?, $ 1 75 qt. Euterpriae Stuffers and Lai d Press, 3.75 2 qt. Enterprise Stuffers and Lard Preae, 8.00 I2n.to2?23i?jLso 3Vto,t Grinders No. 12 Chops 3 lbs. meat in I minute $1 AO No. 22 Chops 3 lbs. meet in minute 3 15 No. 23 Chops 3 lbs. meat in 1 minute 4.75 Vealao have the celebrated Lew's H ite.her Knives nnd Steel. Lard Cans, IIoifScrnpeih.Scil.i-, LidlfH, Skim mers. Kettles, aud everying. neetaniy to buN herinc D. HEIW'S SON, s.,,f, .v TAa o. CROU8E, ATTORN KT AT LA1, MlDDMtBllR,'PA.. All bnsiUvM eiitrnsteJ to his ourt will reoefve nroiuot attention. TL. 3. FotticgGi, Veterinary sUrceoN, SKLINSOROVE, PA. All professional bualness entrusted to my oar receive prompt and careful attention. Prof. ID. Noling Late with Dr. A. H. Well, the CELKBIIATKD EVE ftPECIAMNT of WashinRtpnl D. C. Headquarters atHiller House, 123 East Market St., Lewlstown, Ve. Conaultatlon and thorough examination fr of charge every Wedneaday and Saturday. Qlauei avIentiOoally and aklllfully fitted. Also all imperteotlona In the eyee of ohildren care fully examined. Satisfaction guaranteed 01 money refunded. tW ARTIFICIAL EYES INSERTED. RUPTURE Write to the MOWHAWK REMEDY CO, Rome, N.Y., and they will tell you can cure yoiirJhUPTURB or IIKKINA and the ONLY WAT they cn possibly be CUUED. KRKHOIf III. Vita B It will oo.t you but ONE t'KNT Bon't wall, you will never regret it. Apr WANTED 88VERAt PEIWONS OP CHAK actet and good reputation In each atole (one tn thia county required) to repraeenl and adver tise pld established wealthy business house of solid financial standing, Salary 118.00 weekly with expenses additional, ail payable In cash each Wedneaday direct from head office. Horse an t carriage furnished, when necces- wmwj nowrenoes, cnoioee aeif-Muressr-d Bnlnilntr, Oh loaaro. nped envelope. Manager, 8l Caxlnn v-IIIAI. l Date. Father I tell you what, youn; man, -ter this you will have to paddle your own canoe! Son Oh, fathah! Don't be ao old fashioned and vulgah! Don't aay "pad dle your own canoe!" Say "run your own automobile!" PucV. Sorry aqd Clad. "Are you sorry you stole that cookie off the table?" asked the mother, who had just administered a aound spank ing to her offspring. "V-yes," said Johnnie, between sob, "b-but but I'm glad I didn't take two." Ohio State Journal. llnnnd to Die. Tlroneo lllll Jark says niree th' wtdder refused him he don't care to live r.o longer. (iriz'y 1YU Wot's lie going tor do? I'ro'.ico Hill He says he's tit her go ing to steal a hoss or take tcr si, inking cigarettes! Judge. C'ori!ll V.'oln vie, Tnrdy .riiv.i! a! n Dinm r T'j rty I am iifraitl I :ru loo late, dear Mrs. Smith. Mrs. Sir'th ( ; "' m -'.) ( li. ti :r. Volt CO lH 1 Vol" e .-. !.); bite. -Ti!- I'.its. Q 'v.-' OF M 7'. r; rv i TIKE mi g DISPLAYED IH and color and t'xcclli'iit oualilv ingrains. ua v arpcts in all st u s FURNITURE is cs We also have a fine J i t FELIX, Lcwifitown, Psi n ii m mi i m im-h- trouble and work if una. 'J, JaJ -.'J A FREE PATTERN tin 11 r own selection) to every tub Rriber. Ouly SO cents a year. MS MAGAZINE A LADIES' MAGAZINE. A rim; beiutlfnl colored platft, htft faahlont; drtitmiklnf ecoHomict ; fancy work ; huuithold hintt fiction, etc Sub tcrlb-to dy, or, tend u, for Utcit copy. Ldy 4agf nit w,vit4. Send lor terms. Stylish, Reliable, Sim pic, Up-to-date, Economical and Absolutely Perfect-Fiutuf Paper Pat tern . i I MS CALL saw DIUHIw I PATTERtIS Al 3rmt AllowH Ml Prrforttlwu taoir Iks lMtlt Hi Setrisg llset. Onty is snd l) ctntt etch non. higher. A.k for ih.m. Sold Is autly evsry city and town, or by nail from THE NoCALL CO., 113-115-117 Wert 31lt St. NtW YORK. saBwaawaawsawaawaawsBwamwawsmwaawa Ilia Liberal Views. He says that. you are narrow-minded; that you are not a man of liberal views," aid the friend. "The tlanfler carries Its refutation on its face," answered Senator Sor ghum, haughtily. "No man hns ever paid the legislature as much as I have." Washington Star. Joat After the "Yea." She Harry, I am agreeably disap pointed la you. I am the only girl you ever loved. He It'i true, darling, but how do you know It? ; She-i-Yon kissed me so awkwardly. Chicago Tribune. 1 EXCELLENT HEN HOUSE. It Contains Some Improvruiriti Whirls Add to the Convmlmrc of the Caretaker. Ornament in poultry houses should be desirable, especially if th eir con- d cheap. Ivoca ted struction is equally simple and and such are the points udvoe lor the one represented in the ac companying illustration, lu fact, it contains some improvements over the ordinary kind of building, whi.-h cry poulterer would do well to c i v-Dii- sider. In front it is eight feel l;l::ii, but the rear wall is only three fi . !, this with the sloping roof '.nil,.; : pic. T)ie roosts are two feel hi i ;,'i.l all oil the sa iio level. The nc-ls arc V- pi, .1 convi:nii:nt poultry noirsa plain, oiie-foot-stpinre boxes, ix inches dee), hihI scattered aliout tlic floor, but not under the roosts. The door has n fixed step a foot hili, and hence does not open on the level of the outdoor step. The floor should consist of earth raised nix inches above the level of the surface outside by means of broken stone which, en closed as they are by the foundation wall a foot high, will tend to keep it practically dry, provided there is food drainage underneath nnd the location itself is not too wet. There may be a good yard in front fenceir with wire netting, but this is not strictly necessary albeit very convenient at times. The dimensions of the building may be varied, of course, to accommodate the number of hens kept, one lsxS feet being suflicient for 50 fowls. The windows in nil cases should be made to open by lowering the upper half, ns i shown in the picture, and whol ly protected on the inside by wore gauze. Ventilation is thus secured in a simple manner, nnd in summer the sashes can be removed, leaving only the wire gauze. The roosts should be made in a frame hinged to the back of the house, and rest at the front on posts; they can then be raised for 5-.- nur, nose t cleans cut"' .if "ffie,'' them. The front of this hmsa shoulc always face to the south Fred C. Sibley, in Ohio Farmer. i VARIETIES OF TEES. rhoae Moat In I'nvur In Th U Count r Are tbe CjprliniK, Knllnna and Went lutllaua. The Cyprians are the greaii -t honey gatherers on record. Their lom y ha a watery appearance, which i- caused by the cells being tilled so full that 'the cupping rests on the honey. They .are easily oltenUed and cannot he subdued wilLout using a groat quantity f smoke . The Cyprians are reject 11! i n it of these faults by those wl. :e comb honey. Thcirsvmmctrv account IJiuuuif i-oiiii) niinoy. l neirsviiuiiiM ; r and brijflit cohirs render t hem thini.s. of beauty, if nut u joy forever. I Italian liees were first introduced into the Tinted States direct from Italy, early in 1800, by a purchasing agent of the commissioner of agrieu! Hire. They are liked better than otln t i races, which, though better honey gatherers, are not as easily subdue, i ;and handled. I think their golden jel low color has much to do with thi ir popularity. Italian bees do not winter as well in a cold climate as the com mon black or brown bee, but they de fend their hives better against ninth and other robber bees, and are more energetic in gathering horiey. The smallest bees known are natives of the West Indies. They build in the open air, fastening a single comb to the branch of a small tree or shrub. This comb is no larger than a man's hand and is very fragile and delicate. There are 100 worker cells to the square inch of surface. The tiny work ers' bodies are longer than house flies and more slender. They are blue black in color, with part of the ab domen a bright orange. These dimin utive bees gather very little surplus honey, therefore their cultivation would not be profitable. Farm Jour nal. Winter Care of Ponltry. No one who does not take an inter- est in poultry can expect many eggs in cold weather or when the ground is covered with snow. My experience is keeping the roosting place clean, good shelter and a varied diet. To promote laying, feed alternately wheat, buck wheat, oats, scalded bran sometimes seasoned with pepper and occasionally a little corn. Onions chopped fine and mixed with their food will promote health, also scraps from the table; and thick, sour mi'.k placed where they can get it is also relished. Where milk is not at hand keep clean water within their reach. , Crushed oyster shell and gravel and a dust batb, are necessary. With this treatment hen will pay well in winter- Mrs. E. Bates, in Epitom- 1st. ;, " In very strong colonies division boards are not needed-- Qive the bees th lull space in the brood chamber. 1 VSrt, Don't tie the top of your Jelly and preserve Jurs In the old r tsliioneUuuy. tseul tlioio cy the now, quick, -uaw iu:iy sure way liy a Iti.u coallnirof Vnro Ml uciine mrutiine. tin no tuuto or oilir. Is air tleht I r.cl.i easily uppll. J. I UllilZ. II Oilier Pi'jSnf;fI ''"clulin Ufprcrfffi: Ctf Wfcy w-U . .iue. utsMit tlio house. (ilnctiou Willi Bul.l vvrywlipn. Mmlo ly -1 .liit I Illy ' I 1 1 'i ni : Ii ' r i n. VI. i ' ' i r ni i'i i s it toV ti: Whv. llj. tue '. 1: Wlrv I Us y. '1 le'l :':l 111'.' i:l Wed v. IU',! I e i- ! ('it. Ill s ,1 111 I . Ti ! re w ln t her I ii-i i! in. " ! .1 1 : i t p I li- in,, I hs Jm!::c. Hen rit lile. i' in i t le'! vi, ii i" husband l . lil - ("i t." sji'd the iliv-ie'nn him In etit more be; f an! pnl:i. Ti-:: Ire-.' i! M r. t'nirr, , a f Yviltinll, "1 Mlpl'f Hi l'f !1 lid pl.t I till : li-'ve I !; :i I even i r a si' il are t he be r t ii ii nv'i"ii, eon is .in 1 as w ell. pe ! ' ' n sn vtia'thY-t f;;iiiil:(s i !ish:i ,ned to i a I l hi m.' S;ar. i! t'i: Wash!-; Tn rienTne tin. iinr-li St r:i him r Why :re these i''r;y ihv nrchists sn linwling mail al ilial in o ITe n si v --looking minister? liosiorMit He want them to join his eh n reh. 'Hum! I don't see nnything in such an invitation to rave over." "Yes, but he's a 1'apt isl, and know tlint a wash would do them good." X. Y. Veik!v. iliHelenl l li. liny. lie: aeon .Meililers - i es. ho. ho. ,n hal I irot the best, o' Deacon I'lunket in the! horse trade yistid'y. Mrs. Meililers Well, .losinh, do vf think thct wuz Christ inn-like con duet ? Deacon Meddcrs Why, w'at's thf matter. Yistid'y wuin' Siind'y. Philadelphia Press. II From me nil Hi Inn a. Mrs. Knowles That is a beautiful recommendation yon pave to your cook. (If course f.he deserved it? Mrs. M il 1 on Of course. '".tW. Rfii.i"iev fV!n' wil.ii ;f)o you renllv think nbont the girl? I Truvr,-' written recuininendat ions' myself, you know.-- Huston Transcript. W iinmn-l.lkc. " He I think a woman's club, to be successful, should aim at snniethiiiL' far removed from "Female SulTrae." She I can't agree with you. 1 be lli ve that should be ils sole object. lie - Kxactly, but if it aims nt some thiiiL.' else it is more likev to hit that. Philadelphia IVess. j, - in i ; I E W'ftVf li 1 j fc fj WU f U La.vXliu VjJJ I e, -Wn J You used 1 sorts of cough reme l dies but it does not ! yield; it is too deep! j seated. It may wear j j itself out in time, but f it is. more liable to ? produce .a grippe, ! pneumonia or a seri i I ous throat affection. I You need something j that will give you strength and build up the body. SCOTTS EMULSION will do this when everything else fails. There is no doubt about it It nourishes, strengthens, builds up and makes the body strong and healthy, not only to throw off this hard cough, but to fortify the system against further attacks. If you are run down or emaciated you should certainly take this 4 nourishing food medicine.. jeft ind fi.oo, sit druzgittt. :' SCOTT A BOWNB, Chi-nku, Nw York. 1 HI 1 11 mm Hi III n I Ml i HI. fell m"-inj nil H.MINISTi:.T(U 8 NOTlea It i- t: I Atliuiu sir.it urn i ii t h i. ... J mm km hi kiurl ImIkoI WasblnfrtoD ' -., -i" i i Co, f ila.'M . .uviaa ' arauini i .! iMKi,e,l,-:i t,i. k'l.wiHK thaiu- I'li'u U. ml .-ulule Hi ri'iiiut J ,. .k I in . ciIihic . in nt. uluiki ih w having . , U'M , (in, .inly Htll.itlBlted tl i ..i. . . . .lui N ,v. II . KHVlit. li ' i. ii., IK . Jl. ill I i'liuiuKtratm. lilNiSTU.Vr US' NOT1CK. Lrt. i 1 tern iif Ailmitii-triiti.ni in Die t,kte ol n.itfi Iru'l. I te n( M.iiii .. tuwnvliip. uv li ri oui.t , ...iivvl. h.ii'.MK lii'en Kranlril 'I llll llllit'i .IK'll Jill iTmi. kiHiwini; iIhmii. ''V' iielfhli ilih.iiil eql.ite sii- r. iiHMi to .like iiiiMhii:. iayi.iiii' w h l tlm-ii liii.-iitit 'l Kg ill III.- K II. I ..It iv ill ., -flit t y H ii.i. nil.' i:.. t i - iiii lrrinii'il. .- 11 !. N I l.l I'. i i.l;l'Z, .lilin iii.tmt,,r-. i. i-i i: . ' I'll II tl III i :i i . u) t . I. . . ii- '..I't'l. , i l: i -i i;.. i It :m ; n.-- Ii,. : i i.. I. ii'l I; A V -Hi'. An Into re .i 1:1.7 j.;c.-e of 1:! .tirv l.a n::s ;irr, ;;:, i!.. . , ; ; i . : (,;' ; , ,.. niitst of N ImiuV be Vic! . r. which Kin1; ! ill .1 v,l a . t j sent 1 il, 1i;rethi-r ,Vii;ii o:!;r r..;.., to t lie sen 111 of the 'ii i .1 1 1'niu , :;, r lee i .;s ; ;. Union in Whil b.i'l. The i;::ist in ipii'M ion, the one ar'ainst which the great nilmirul was leaning when he receixed his fatal wound at Tra f::l . was originally creeleil in a sn.all i,--,;i-pic in the 1; ruumi'i of lli;.'ny li,:::;v, then occupied by William IV., lov.'i n i il wus prcscnied. While tin re a of more than ordinarily n-'uressiM robius built their iickt in the bho! hole which went completely thriu: :i the mast, nnd renred n brood of yoinr,' ones, to which his majesty and yueen Adelaide were greatly at tached. Sub scqiiently the relic was removed to the diiiiiig-ruuin, wheri it supported the famous bust by Chantrey; and upon tho death of (ioore IV. it was placed in the guard chamber at Windsor castle, with the inscription: "Auspice Ouliclmo IV." London News. Tlirn Hit ArKiinicnt itniled. Two young men were having a heat ed argument over a problem which needed a j;reat ileal of mental calcula tion. "I tell you." said one, "that you are entirely wj-ong." ' I '.11 1 T am not," said the other. "Didn't I e;n to school, stupid?" al most, roared his opponent. "Yes," was the calm reply; "and you came back stupid." Tit-l'.i's. A IMtiiKcr KikiiiiI Yi.ii Inivr i;ot it eiiiiifli nnil yon ilun't worry. Hon't vim know n co'ili in uini.iiiiK t.-rrlli'c ? It IpmU lu L.iiiwiini,iion anil funmiini.tiiin UHIh tliotiNiiniN. llrtti'r ciini tiuit imhikIi, lnttiar viirt' it iiiikly. ui't a '.'"iri-nt Imtlla of .Mviimn ( 'ough Myi up. No iitlier rt'iiii-iiy no nice to titk i NiMiietlilnu; Jil, Ho many iroto tlir'r ilrnifls'iiiiiiil m-rfly n.k fur ",iiii.UiIiik r,h d ' fur ii.i diikIi rn4' "f,-n if Hie ill UKHt I, in nvral rmni'tileii ho uiTlnlu- lv willll'i'l'n OIIU that dlll'H not I'OHt tnll.-l. Win. n you irn to a ilruir store, better knenv Wltst yon want. Ak for MexiiMn Couli s.yriii if you wiint tliu niri-41 nnil iirrkiHt coti;li'ciiru twent).ivu ceiitnwill liny, tiike no other. iiii -ui iiiu Mrilifliie. ; It Is cruel to give y.uir cliildren iiieillelne lint ; t ihii'h nniity . I'liri t ietii of a eoiih or col l A pi. a 'ftnt and effective remeilv fur nore tlir.mi. ' we. ilt Iiitiu-n. Iironrnliil iilTe, ti,,m mid coiiKliiiii; s,ells Is Miixinitn HoiikIi Myrup, mul plenne il.i not (,.r,'t th it it only r.ists "J.'i lentn. tlrlliT llcnllli Iletter In iittti always follows n u5 i f M ixieiin Knot l'ill, limply lirc.lilie they t'leimst. tlie nysleni of nlekeuiiiK mul elTele iimttter h,i ttioroughlv nml eompletely. It inn in to re in ilil eontiiiiteil vvlit'ii Mexieuil Hunt 1 I U .inly Jnnt.1 'i't eunU. II Is a I'lly. Tin- Imnmii family lire prune to piiin. 1'iiin In the jnfiiN. in tlie inim,.en, lii-inlin'li,., Iim-k i c'ie, rhiMiiiiiitiiim, eraiiipM, ete, cortiiinly iniike lite iniHeritlile. 'i'lier fm e it in a pity that any Milel. HlllTerern IlllMlllte In I'xpetill l centn for tjlllrk Itelief, till! ItllVUVS nlire eMiTIKll IMell I s iliternol ellie. I'll en. Vim ,iii,'M 1,. th.ink l .'I yon ilo not nnlTir frompilen Inwiinl "r eTlenml. ,ire or hluvd lii piles lire nwf ill. Tell your frlemln who siif, fi r Uint I'Hu mi tn .iiitiiiiti'e, loeiire or inoiiuy ri:iiiiiiieo. Ills I llt't'l'lll illl . "The iiiissioiinrii's lire iirrivliig frniu every lir'i.'t ion till, net unlly, 1 don't know--" Tin- cloyed rnnnilml yawned n y: :i rif such cnvi minis dimensions t tin t f.nr tlic nonce .his countcii!ini.. resem bled a fraine of sulci! paganism sur rounding n sclf-sntislictl sn usage mill. "where my next nicit'i is coming from."- Town Topics. Honors l-'vt'it. Dorcas Tim 1 unman you don't like was overheard to say that she would get even with you at Christinas. Mrs. Dorcas-Well, she didn't. I made her a present of n wrapper that won't wash, while she pave me a cloak that I couldn't wear, lu cause it would make me look a fright. So you see it's what voti men call a stand-off. X. Y. Herald. Tlilrly-tlvc years' reputation is back of tlio Iliviiur Distilling Co. s Sovon-YcarOlil Kye. This wlilskny is (unions tlio worlil over fur the lilgh iiiiallty. HiO Imys (our full ipiurn of tlie-e line nlil gonils See piirticulurs in big an- nou icoiiieni in tins issuo. A Snsplrlon drrunislnnre. Mrs. Hokorn (sympatlict ically) 'Vhy, what in the world's the matter, Kamantby? Mrs. Hayrtike (sobbingly)-Oh. dear! Hiram's drift in away frum me, an boo-hoo I'm sure theri's mother woman in the rase. Mrs. Hokorn Why, what put Rich a silly idear in your heud? Mrs. Hayrake He went to a bar ber's yesterday te pit his hair tv.i. instead uv lettin' me out it, as he al ways done before. 1'uck, nit ot Frlendlr Advice, "I have horror of being alive," said the easy-going burled store- keeper. ' "Well, for gracious sake, why don't 'you advertise?" said hi., friend. Yonkers Statesman. SOME NEW YEAR THOUGHTS.'. i THE PAST IS MERELY THE EXPHESSION WI THE LIVING PRESENT. OMMEMOKATION of the be ginning of the year is senti mental, purely, since the first day of January makes no special epoch in history, nor is it the anniversary of the birth or death of any hero. It U not set apart for the licrf.u mxiiec of any iqievitic duties, nor the tracking of any particular lesson; yet New e.ii- U nbicrvcil, iiiictly it is true, and it. i, nit any ii'iciiKiinal, in ull parts of the I'tuti'il Miiic. In lnoUiiin fur ti c In (.'inning of this prac- 1 n'C, oni' Inn t"r New Vi. days whim : i! i-t in, ti,,ii. '.i 1 ne .icliitoii' pant, !-. um iiiiit oi all thi t apart fur special 'i'' 'i' r ii.i.VM, tlii.uc'n, it .'. "i spi i., i in'ii I , i'i !! ii-.. n . I lie . i ll I i'l I 1 .' I.i,; i;i wi;:i t I'liil-. aii'l ' , i ni 1 ;ic i,, .1111. .l.lilS t ic C l. 'I 1...1H,-. l-i I. .. I I l,. i 1 i llliSIl K.iVc M ut .i : I ..III. I MV 111 ' . . , , lillilli ila i ni i,.:. I llll- l. i- I! V t III' l', llll it I , t.,l!ll, I : I- I.':, ,.'i,'. Tiny were a i '.- ' 1 . I ho my- t.n . , . I In) stci y, 1 1 . 1-. ii, : , , i , . u- i.t i;cr :i ! Thn tlicv tlicy nioiio a ' .,1 ami pie-ciHi' uf th, i- .-. ! 1 .input , in I he in n (..nli ill tue tiny en r i i 'i.p.-.l It. put iiii .y 1 ue t ri.es, (.'ii'cn cr,i which peeped tiiri ii(jii t ic m-ic l.la.les of lliepre- vious year, ami in the maiiy-cnlmed little lliiwcis that iicsllcd ciinliduiKiy beside the grass lil.nlcs. They knew their c.,1 lived anil xnj deased with Ins people. 'I'hey broke fori ii .nto re jiin inu w hich la-ted many days. There was worship in tiic temples and the (loved, and infinite Kindness everywhere. Tliroii(li cen tury after century this religious nnd fes tival observance was had, nnd the remains of it are seen today in the chief holy day of tlie ureal Catholic church during the vernal season, nit hunch now held in com memoration of a clan. ler and more glorious event. The Xew Year oh-errancc, then, is the survival of n day beyond the period of its effective use. (luce a sublime object les son, it remains solely ns a r nl of tlie beginning of n new year, arbitrarily fixed by man. Its position in a. peculiar one. It is neither the bcKiuiiing of any one of the four seasons, nor the end of any one of them. It is not the commencement, necessarily, of a week, even. It does but assert for man that by his choice of c impu tation a Xew Year has begun. Yet, (i a to the ancient, in to the modern, Xew Year teaches, after all, the same les son. It tells that tlie old year is dead, and the j Xew Year is born. It declares tlie niortaj I ity of all things, and it proves tlint the ' mortal shai) nut on immortality. II. leache tlie li) her li r.,(nt ,,ut i,i itcth comes life; ' tat the dying year dues but make way for the living year, and t hut t he chasm is invisible between the living and the dead. A single till;, jus1 , nr Ink of the cluck, and in tlie minute interval the (lid Year was and the Xew Year is, ninl from this lesson one may learn that the sum of all the lives that have been is but the expression of the lives that are, just as tlie result of all the years that have been is found in the Vew Year just begun. WILLIAM liuSSHK t'ollllli C.tVT no amtiiinu ei.si:. "Mamie," a-l.i d Mrs. Itenham, "why do so many men icioini ami give up fiicir bad habits at Xew Year's?" "Ueeausc," interrupted Mir. "they can't help themselves, 'broke' after Christmas. licn'iam, Tiity're Ills Hour. MeOorry (corpingly) Tliini makers nv al manacs hov got ii- lie ilho t'roats, bedad! Mrs. Mcdorrv How d'ycz make t hot out MeClorry Make lit out? Here, now; We hov eowld weather Xew Year's, pliw in we don't isiila lit; an' do dhey give us nven a brill av frost on dlio l-'ourt av duly, phwin our tongues are hangin' out wid d'.ie heat? Not so's yez cud notice ut, bedad! Judge. Not n I'roernsllnnlor. "I shall not wait till New Year's to tin i. over a new leaf," said young Honplcr. "M. grandmother sent me a ltible for a Chri.-i-mas present, and I shrewdly suspect that the dear old lady has hidden a few bank notes in it." Judge. (ie Slow. Make new resolves mildly, or else, I protest. When the tlnn- comes to keep them you'll run short of test. , Chlcugo Kecord., Rather Dlsponraajlna. Maude Did Daisy Freshlighjt give young Slowboy any encouragement at the New 1 ear s ball: Ciaia Xo, I think not. She asked him to marry; her, that's all. Chicago Daily i News. i Should Be Perfectly Happr. "I don't tee why Long Jim Jonesshouldn't ba hippy this New Year's day," said the Georgia native. "Hs's got sis fiddles, ten children, an' a moonshine 'still' that ain" never been spotted by the govtrnraeat.' V 'Mwi lfe.' li Ira Jfil