PIMPLES Cured in FIVE DAYS by the um of Dr. Thomas' Faci al Ointment apply at bed time; cares while yon deep. PeFora short time we will send a Fifty-cent box by mall, postpaid, on receipt of thirty five cents. Address, Banter Chemical Co., 1321 North 55tli St., West Park Station, 12-5-20t. Phiadt'lpliia, ra. S The longest cohl season in the United States j- found in the Koeky mountain region, where it exceeds the warm by about ten days. The warm sea sun in Texas and the lower Missouri valley opens a limit ten davs earlier than in the region near the middle At lantic coast, am! from 20 to 25 days ear lier than on the southern coast of Cal ifornia. In the northwest tho warm 6eason opens from 20 to 2i days earlier than in the lake region and from 13 to 20 days earlier than in the north Pacific coast region. WRITER I CORRESPONDENTS or REPORTERS Wanted everywhere. Stories, news, j ideas, poems, ihistratei articles,! advance news, drawings, photo graphs, unique articles, etc., etc , purchased. Articles revised and pro pared for publication. Books put' lished- Wend for particulars and full information before sending ur-1 tides. The Bulletin Press Association, New Yark. I Our I.rlllKIII.KC. Don't you think that Lush very stemious? Stemious? What do you Muddle tngton i.s Brown mean ? Muddle Well, lie ain't ab-stcmious, is he? Ally Sloper. Tile Hext IMiisI, r A piece of flannel dampened with Chamberlain's Pain Balm and bound to tho afl'ected parts is superior to any plaster. When troubled with lame back or pains in the side or chest, give it a trial and vou are cer tain to be more than pleased with the prompt relief which it affords. Pain Balm also cares rheumatism. One application eives relief. For s ale by The Middlebursr Drug Co. A school-teacher of Kochester, N. Y., hoxed the ears of a pupil rather more severely than the mother of the lad thought best, according to the l'ost Express, She sent the teacher this note: "Nature has provided a proper place for the punishment of a boy, and it is not his ear. I will thank you to use it hereafter." Pure Whiskey anil xmr whiskey nound n i araat deal alike, bill they are reallv very dif ferent ; one lit bensfloial, the other if harmful. We cannot Dnderstand why anybody will buy poor whiskey when purr whiskey can he had', I direct from an old reliable company like The i iiayucr o., nnu in n tower price. r-ee tlioir offer elsewhere in this issue. Not to Be Forgotten. "Your wife is very forgetful, isn't she?" "Yes, hut not nearly so forgetful as I'd like her to he. She's forever re membering that she's still wearing her last summer's hat." Philadelphia Press. It you would have an appetite like a bear and relish for your meals take Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets. They correct disorders of the stomach and regulate the liver and bowels. Price. 2.r) cents. Samp lies free, at The Middleburg Drug Store. A Mean Doetor. The Doetor (after seeing Mrs. Smythe) It's nothing serious. Mr. Smythe No? Thp Doctor No; I told her a trip abroad would prove anything but beneficial to her in her present state. Mr. Smythe (with a sigh of relief) Shake! Brooklyn Life. Ilia Crltlelam. "What do you think of our new oil painting?' asked Mrs. Cumrox. "Well," answered Mr. Cumrox, "it looks right good from the front, but if you turn it around and look at the other aide 1 must say the mate rial seems kind o' cheap." Washing ton Star. BAD BLOOD "CAM! Bjrtl ln all rlnlmrri for them and are atruljr wonderful msdielnt Ihaveoften wished or a motlicinu pleasant to take and at last have found It in t'asrari'ts. Since takintf them. ni blood tins been porldod and my conipioxioil has Im proved wonderfully and I fori tmteh better in every way. ilns. SALLII If. BKIX4H8. I..ittrell. 1'enn. Picinar't. Pabtahle. Poto-it. Taste Good. Do Good, tiuvor Sicken. Weaken, or G ripe. 10c. 36c, Wo. ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... eterllnit nvra.dy rami;. Caltajs, BnurraL Nn. Tart. Sl m ZJr CATHARTc a FREE FROM CONTEST Coming Session of Congress to Be Without Excitement. Tito Men from Iowa Will Continue to Shape National Legislation Some Historic Spfktr- hip Flghta. Special Washington Letter BY CONSTITUTIONAL require ment the congress must convene unnually on the first Monday in December; and in compliance with that mandate of the basic law the Statesmen are gathering. Usually at the beginning of a new congress there is a scramble for the speakership and the offices of both the senate and the house of represent atives; but this year there is no con tent, no excitement, no indication of acrimony in any quarter. The writer has witnessed many or ganizations of the congress, and re members well the contests which re sulted in the elections of Randall, Car lisle, Iteed and Crisp to the speaker ship. In those days the adherents of the aspirants for that high honor were busy by day and by night during the two weeks preceding the conven ing of the eongrets, The older mem bers were carefully watching the rail road depots and the hotel registers, either personally or by proxy, in or der to gHther in the new members and secure their votes in caucus for their favorites. In November, 1 SSrt, the democrats had a majority of the house of repre sentatives and the great contest was between ex-Speaker Sam Randall and .1ohn (i. Carlisle, resulting in the se lection of Carlisle. It was the first great battle inside of the democratic party between the protectionist and free trade elements. William it. Mor rison, of Illinois, was the leader of the Carlisle faction, and his successful management naturally caused his sub sequent selection for the chairman ship of the committee on ways anil menas. In that capacity a free trade hill was formulated by him, and it was well known as the Morrison b!fl. It was a celebrated measure, and all of the newspapers gave columns upon columns to its discussion. So fleeting is fam", however, that the name of neither Morrison nor Carlisle is now known to the average reader of daily newspapers. The next great speakership contest was at the beginning of the Fifty-first congress, in November, 1889, when Heed, of Maine; McKinley, of Ohio; Burrows, of Michigan; Cannon, of Illi nois, nnd Henderson, of Iowa, were the leading candidates. Mr. Iteed was selected, and McKinley was made ehairman of the committee on ways and means. A protectionist bill was framed which became celebrated a the McKinley bill. That measure was rejected by the people in 1890, nnd Mc Kinley was defeated for reelection to congress. It is a singular fact that out of McKinley's defeat for the speakership and his defeat for reelec tion grew his presidential opportuni ties. He was twice elected governor of Ohio, in which position he served with out flaw or blemish. The fame of the McKinley bill did not die. Thus he be came the champion of protection, and his party kept him to the front until finally he was made president of the republic. Very well might he have re peated Tennyson's popular lines: "I hold It truth with htm who sings "ho one rlear harp In divers tones; That men may rise on stepping stonea Of their dead selves, to higher things." The next great speakership contest was in November, 1891, w hen Crisp, of Georgia; Mills, of Texas; McMillin, of Tennessee, and Springer, of Illinois, were the leading candidates for that honor. The writer was in the room of the committee on appropriations that evening, when Springer, of Illinois, concluded to withdraw in favor of Crisp; and that brought about the se lection of Crusp. with the subsequent appointment of Springer to the chair- HON. JOSEPH H. MILLARD. (Ob of the New United States Senators from Nebraska.) manship of the committee on ways and meant. Some time in May, 1889, Speaker Reed declared his intention of re signing from congress, and that opened another fight for the speaker ship in which Henderson, of Iowa; Hopkins, of Illinois; Sherman, of New York, and Bingham, of Pennsyl vania, were the candidates before the republican caucus; but it was all over before the congress convened, ami Henderson was chosen. That is an Interesting story, and it has never been told before. Here arc the facts; During the six months preceding March 2, 1890, Henry Casson, ex-secretary of state of Wisconsin, was a candidate for the position of director of the QenaUS. Mr. Hopkins, of Illi nois, was chairman of the commit tec on the census. The Wisconsin men aU WW ' ' Nai a ' ;BBx ;d Mr. Hopkins tc act us cl In urging Cassrvn's appointment; but Mr. Hopkins declined to exert his in fluence in that manner, and on March 2. 1S99, Mr. Merriam, of Minnesota, was appointed director of the census. In June following, when the Kpeaker sbip contest was being waged, it was a question whether the great west would support Hopkins, of Illinois, or Henderson, of Iowa. The Wisconsin members gathered in Milwaukee to decide for whom they would vote for the speakership. It was the recollec tion of the refusal of Mr. Hopkins to support Mr. Casson for the census directorship, and the keen recollec tion of the fact that Mr. Henderson, of Iowa, had diligently supported Mr. Casson. that was mainly Instrumental in influencing the Wisconsin con gressmen to decide in favor of Hen derson; nnd thnt settled it. The en- HON. PARIS GIBSON. (New United States Senator State of Montana.) from the ... . j I lake courage If yon toffer in this wsv, or tire west fell into line for Henderson, witll any chronic trouble of tho nerves'and nnd Mr. Hopkins withdrew. Col. ' blood. The glorious record of I)r. Greene's Henderson also had the support of Nervura blood and nerve, remedy is n i , i j i ,t i ,i. Written in the grateful words of thousands it Pennsylvania s b.g delegation, by the hl, curcd m u Dr! GresBe'l withdrawal of Kingham, in his favor, advice Is given free by call or letter. Hit ad and he was selected unanimously. drcst It 101 Fifth Aveuae, New York City. The contest for the speakership of two years ago will not be repeated. Speaker Henderson will be chosen without opposition by the republican caucus, and will be elected; because the republicans have a large majority in the house of representatives. This admitted fact accounts for the quiet and apparent apathy in political cir cles at this time. The democratic mlnoritv will choose Hon. James D. Kichardson, of Tennessee, and all of I the members of that party will vote for him. This ts not an empty honor. The man who is chosen as the leader Of the minority at this time will tacit- j l.v retain his leadership until such time as the democrats shall have a majority; and then, if he lives, Mr. Richardson will undoubtedly be chos en for the speakership. Therefore, it is that Mr. Richardson seeks and will receive the nomination of his party, because he is looking; to the future for his preferment. Wise men in the political world muat have the sa gacity to peer into the coming yenrs, and "learn to labor and to wait." There will be no political contest of any kind in the organisation of the senate. That body always has a "president pro tempore," whose duty it is to preside during the absence or inability of the vice president to perform his functions. When the lust congress adjourned Vice President Itaosevelt was the presiding officer of the senate, and Senator Frye, of Maine, was the presiding officer pro tempore. Inasmuch as the senate is a continuing body, and does not need reorganization every two years (as the house of representatives does) Senator Frye will take the gavel and call the senate to order, without the intervention of a caucus or other parliamentary machinery. Because the senate is a continuing body, it will not be neeessary to elect sergeant at arms, secretary or other officers. The senate, in January, 1900, elected its officers, and they will con tinue to serve until such time as the present minority shall have a ma jority, when complete changes will occur in all of the prominent official positions. The senate has no masterful official who has power to shape legislation, j The party which happens to be in the majority at any time hoMe cau cuses and oeleeta the estaliiaes) and members or tne committees. ine senate itseii reiatn. P-wa; . l.Aiia. tr-rate t ft It at ra Ginintr riTTi 17, The senate ma ority always ree- ognizes its oldest members, those loneest in continuous service, as leaders. Because of these diverse conditions in the two bodies comprising the con- gress, a singular condition is now pre sented. Senator Allison, of Iowa, is chairman of the committee on ap propriations, chairman of the steer ing committee which shapes legisla tion, and chairman of the majority mucus. Reennse of his 24 venrs of continuous service, he is the recog- nized leader of the senate in all things. Thus, by reason of events which seem to have shaped themselves, two men from Iowa, Senator Allison and Speaker Henderson, both of them not only from the same state, but also from the same county, and from the ' same city, Dubuque, have marvelous power in the congress. The one j shapes and controls nffairs in the house of representatives; the other n nntfiatMiftarimialv ahnnes nlT.-iIro n ll.. nntn. These two Rllm W th the senate. These two men, from the same city, have more power in na tional nffairs than any other two men on earth, excepting the czar of ltus sia, and the emperor of Germnny. And the senators and representatives cheerfully follow their leadership; for they are honorable men, as well li. J : . i. l.. , BEAUTY Sleeplessness Wrecks It, But Dr. Greene's Nervura Is the Unfaiiir Help and Cure. 8l"eplctsness drives away heanty and shatters health. It break down the strongest and kills energy, "no sleepiest nielit works more lasting injury than day; of over work. insomnia is Nature's revo'taeainst oa trass. The nen caare lie nor tortured Slid they re- bel. Nearly ; always stom ach trouble accompanist t It. 1 liewholo bod) is lieitiR Starved, Nerves snd blood and muscle and tissue, cry out for food. Dr. Greene's Nervu ra Mood ii ml ervo remedy is the unfailing help for this condition. It works wonders and that right speedil Mrs. Martha Jordan, New Vineyard, Maine. ays: "I was In bad shape when I began to take Dr. Greene'. Nertmra blood and nerve remedy. I could not sleep night, and many times had to get up and walk the floor. Ihad no appetite and what little I t'ld eat toured In a few moments. I wat nervous, weak and trembling, and got up In the morning more tired than when I went to bed. and felt all down, In fact, could not tee anything worth living for. ' Alter taking one bottle of l)r Orrene's Neryu ra blood and nerve remedy. Icould tleepall night and feel retted In the mornlnv mv anntif m. better, food did not sour, and I felt better all oyer. Now when I bays taken fourbottlet I feel like n new belne." AS KMMIIIIKM i; MlCKTtfi. Hungry Howard Say. meal Mister. I fer t'ree ain't had a square days, Jonesby Shake, old man; my wife can't cook, either. Chicago Daily News. A Hand Game, Although In an unselfish tone Men preach the golden rule anew, Each always tries to keep his own And get the other fellow's, too. Wushtngton Star. Her ntnrnl I . s preaaion. She I positively look silly in that phot ograph. He I suppose the photographer ssked you to look natural, didn't he? Yonkers Statesman. An AerummnilatlnHT ll'ssiir, "1 can't give you anything, my man;" charity begins at home." "All right, lss; I'm willin' to go home with you." X. Y. HeraTd. l.rlllng Alona Nicely. George How is your suit with Miss dc Pink progressing? Jack Finely. When 1 call now her dog wags his tail. Tit-Hits. Tae Way to Poverty. "How did he lose his fortune?" "His daughter married a noble man." Town Topics. , Direct from Platiller to Consumer, it he D uii b which The Hayner Distilling Ok, of tay ton, Ohio, are disposing of their entire output. Tr 'our full quarts for Kl.tn, eipreas prepaid, as their offer appearing elsewhere in th! liir. mQtAmlf water, two cent a glass! ,f ,Idew.,k merchant in hottest days, Crowds of people, men and women ! alike, surged about him as though at a bargain counter sale, and.it was. evi dent that he believed in making hay- J while the sun shone. "Oatmeal water, two cents a glass!" he continued to yell. "Healthful and nutritious! Pre scribed by all doctors. Drink oatmeal water and save your lives!" It seemed as though everybody within the sound of his voice had heard of the medicinal j qualities of oatmeal water as a hot ' weather leverage, and the man was simply overwhelmed with customers. Five buckets were emptied in an in credibly thoi I BfSCS of llx, nnd h went away for more. Among the tons 01 1 boosandi w b baye nBcd Chamberlain's Coni'l Remedy for OOld'l and la grippe dm It g Hip past few ye rs, to oui knowledge, n it n sipele cno br result -tl l'l n n Mimin. TllOnill Wl. t field iV C I 2 10 Wllbasb avenui , Clr .igo. one t' 'lio mn;t proiuicppl ret t-; I drupgist'i in tbMl city, h speaking of tlij , aaysi "Wo reeoit i' me .1 Clinmb'i 1m iu'n (Jon ii IXoruoii f a grippe in inuii v dasesH as i i i bnly Riven prompt and oomplet i.i . iv. Din isis- coiiutoracts any tt ncv (,r o-tinpo to result n . ' . . ... A r i i f CHASES STRAWBERRIES. i.t rpool Millionaire Who Travels Maeh la Qnest of the Fresh Kralt. The queerest fad of a millionaire globe trotter is that of John K. Hamp ton, of Liverpool. He made his mil lions on the corn exchange and holds the golden key to the world's pleas ures. Yet he spends his life chasing the strawberry, says the Cincinnati Knquirer. When he was working night and day amassing gold he found that a plate of really fresh strawberries and cream was the finest delicatessen he could have. Fortune smiled on him in 1891, and the following year found him so wealthy that further work would have been madness. It was early Sep tember and he went at once to Cairo, where fresh strawberries can b ob tained during that month. Since that date he has regularly followed the late spring, and so the strawberry, ftom Cairo to Algiers, from Algiers up through Spain from south to north, and likewise through France. Then, in early May. when the strawberry season In that country is finishing, he crosses to the Channel Isles and phases the smiling fruit across to Cornwall, generally landing in Eng land in the middle of June. His trip finishes in Scotland at the end of Au gust, when he takes a through ticket back to Cairo, and so commences his tour again. The Man tint Ana). Miss Ann Teek J discovered a burglar in our parlor last evening. Miss Sharpe My! Did you taint? Miss An Teek O, no. I tried tc catch him. but Miss Sharpe Hut you had your usu al poor luck, eh? Philadelphia Press. A Sliameleaa vinhi. Miss Highupp I think Miss (llobe trott ought to be ashamed of herself. She says she found the paintings of the old masters dreadfully stupid. Miss Wayupp So do many others. Miss Highupp Yes; but she says so. X. Y. Weekly. IN THE WINTER. (Benson's Pinter It Pain's Master.) For eoughs and colds Benson's Porous Plasters are an incomparably better rem edy than any other external or internal. Their medicinal properties enter the skin and go ttraight tothsieat of tin diueue. They relieve and cure a "seated" cold without disturbing the system or upsetting the atomach. Cough mixtures often nau seate Benson's Plasters are medicinal in the highest degree, and quickest to act. Placed on the chest or bsck or on both at once in serious cases, the good effect is felt immediately. The congestion yields, the oough abates and tho breathing improves. Lung or bronchial affections or kidney disease, are cured with the least possible suffering and loss of time. Benson's Plasters are immeasurably su perior to Belladonna, Strengthening, Cap sicum or any other combination in plaster form. They are also preferable to oint ments, liniments and salves. Benson's Plasters have received fifty-flu Ugh tit ateardt over all competitors; and more than 5,000 physicians and druggists have declared them to be one Of the few trustworthy household remedies. For sale by all druggists, or we will prepay postage on any number ordered in the United States on receipt of 25c. eaeh. Be sure you get tho genuine. Accept no imitation or substitute. Seabury t Johnson. Mfg. Chemists, N.T. Cautious nut lueonalderate Mnn. The young wife was weeping when lier mother called. "It's ull because of John," she wailed. "He's a brute and he doesn't love nle any more. 1 asked him if I wasn't the deare9t little wife in the world " "1 know, I know." Interrupted the elder woman. "And he said his check book indicated that you were." "No, he didn't." "He didn't?" "No." "Well, husbands must have changed aince I was a bride. What did he say V" "He said, very cautiously: 'Well, you know, my dear, I haven't seen them all.' "Chicago Post. A Lore Verse. Her father gave the bride away To the bridegroom rich and old. But all the wedding guests that day Knew quite well she'd been sold. Ally Sloper. IN SEARCH OF I It FORMATION. "She fell in love with mo at last ! night's ball." "Beally? How were you disguised, ' old man?" After ttta Htruuiile. L By tolling hard and tryir.t, lens And Fun'rrir.g many a wrtr.ih and blow He rose, at last, above the throng, I And turned to look at those b-low. Ills boyhoud friends and neighbors came. He saw their wonder and was slatl, Until he heard thtm nil exclajm; "Weill welll what luck the fellow's hud!" "The pitcher that goes often to the well is broken at last." There's a world of wisdom in that familiar proverb, and ' a sound application of it to disease, , especially to such familiar forms of dis ease us coughs and colds. Singularly enough the very thing that ought tc cause alarm is given as excuse for a feel ' ing of safety. "It's nothing; only a cough. I've cod it I before " The fact ?; i that a cough tvll.3?' ' curs periodically . iyu iV ; should le warning oi enougn to take UwJ in time, for the p&P most serious ana m disastrous of all nularliaa begins 1 w to B cough. The use of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery not only stops the cough but cures the cause. It cures obstinate, decp- atatea coug.'.s, x4! bronchitis, weak QrJ lungs, he m 0 r- r liases, diseases which if neglected or unskilfully treated find B fatal termination in consuiiintion. Accept no substitute for "Golden Med ical Discovery." There is no other med icine "just as good " lor weak lungs. "1 was eery sick indeed." writes Mrs Motlie lacolis, of Felton. Kent Co., Uelawnre, "ami our family doctor said I hail consumption. I thongnt I must die soon for I felt so had. Hud a had cough, spit blood, was very short of breath, ill fact could hardly frt my breath nt nil some times. I had pains in my chest and right lung, also had dyspepsia. Before I tixik your ' Golden Medical Discovery ' and Pleasant Pellets' I was to weak I oollld Dot sweep a room, and now I can do a small washing. 1 worked in the canning factory thi fall, and I feel like a new person. I believe thaauhe Lord and your medi cine have saved my Inc. I was sick over two years I took thirteen bottles of the ' (".olden Medical Discovery,' and four vials of Dr. Pierce's Pelleta." Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical Adviser, paper covers, is sent fitt on receipt of 21 one-cent stamps to pay exoense of mailing only. Address I)r. R. V. Fierce, Buffalo, N. Y. t nknowa Hew Jersey. There are parts of New Jersey, with in a very -short distance of Philadel phia, too, which, strange as it may seem, are but little more known to day than they were 200 years ago. In f:ict. there are portions of the "Pino Barrens" which hare never known the tread of a white man. PURE WHISKEY DIRECT FROM DISTILLER TO CONSUMER. Four Full Quarts .20 I Express Prepaid. Savtt Dteitri' Frottts. Prtvntt Adalttratmt. OUR or FIR I or FIR I jj We wM asset settles of Neveer'a olnsfsor'aBJ ASe CeowerBs w sX5o, 7-rear-OM Beasts DlatMts Sve far ea Breasts, taitptt m teats. It set aalitlecle) wees receives, retsca at oar satsaat w raters year $3.20. Xarh Whitltn can't Utta iluwhiri forlitt than $5 iRarnsncBs: Third Nat'l nnk, Dayton ; Stat el HSV1 Bass, St. boait; or ear 01 ids u. h i. THE HAYNER DISTILLING CO.. 1 220-232 West Fifth St., Dayton, Ohio.' 1300-311 80. Seventh St., St. Lou la. Mo. , We guarantee abave Una will do at It agraea.-ED ts Paalahateat IJeneBelalt This question was asked of a large number of persons: What punish ments or rewards have you ever had that did you good or harm? The ma jority claimed to be benefited by pun ishment. The boys thought the ef fects of a good plain talk were salu tary, and none had complaint to make irnlnitt n frnnrl "rlrPKBincr down." e - n o Many were grateful for having had a punishment in due season. There is a time in many a boy's life when he thinks he is lord of everything, and it would seem that a good whipping is often the best way to cure thia de fect. Tenderness is excellent for most children, but there are certain statures on whom it is wasted, be cause they simply abuse it. Con science does not seem to be very pow erful in children before the age of nine. Preaching or advice unsought for does not seem to do much good, while suggestion does. As to the in fluence of companions, it was great est between the ages of ten and fif teen. This influence is nest to that of home. Everybody's Magazine. How Smoke Travels. A dim, dry fog -prevalent in Ger many, known as the Hohrauch, has been traced for a distance of 130 miles from its supposed source with out great diminution of its' intensity or distinctive smell. It is commonly attributed to the extensive burning of peat in North Germany, where the tillers of the soil will at certain sea sons hoe up the rank growth of their fields and burn it on a large scale. A haze of a very similar description has been observed in New England and Upper Canada; so also, according to Livingstone, in the Bnrotse valley: the cause in all cases being1 assigned to the extensive burning, often at a great distance, of grass or forest tim ber. The self-same results must be looked for in the, case of the burning of coal on an equally gigantic scale in London, with tho one difference that the effect must be incomparably more pernicious. London Mail. DON'T TOBACCO SPIT and SMOKE Your Lifeaway! You can ne cured of any form of tobar : asinl easily, 1m made well, strong, magnetic, full"1 new life and vigor by taking MO'TO-BAC, that makes weak men strong. Many Kj,: ten pounds in ten davs. Over KnO.OOt rnred. All drtmcittt. Cure guaranteed. Book a mm ill AmjrkmiMjT HAT Mr H Xk KM B II MS ansssta.