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A Fnlnt Simplolon.
Wife Henry, what was the matter
with vou when you came In last night?
Husband- Nothing that I know of.
Whv?
Wife Well, you kept walking
around the bed with your hand on the
railing, saying: "Here's the banisters,
all right, but where's the stairs?"
Detroit Tree Press.
The IIcnI I'lnaler.
A piece of Annuel dampened with
Chamberlain's Pain Balm and bound
to the affeoted parts is superior to
any planter. When troubled with
lame hack or pains in the Bide or
chest, give it a trial and vou are cer
tain to be more than pleased with
the prompt relief which it affords.
Pain Balm also cares rheumatinm.
One application gives relief. For
sale bv The Middleburg Drug Co.
All In a Lifetime.
Budding Author (sotto voce) Let's
tee; tirst I'll write a book. Then I'll
have it dramatized. Then I'll go on
the lecture platform.
Jlis v if- Yes; and then you will
be forgotten.
Author What of it? By that time
I'll have money enough to rise above
Immortality. Brooklyn Life.
1 nri' Whiskey and poor whiskey sound n
great deal alike but they are really very .lie
rerent ; one ia beneficial, the other in harmful.
We cannot understand why anybody will buy
poor whiskey when pure whiskey can be hud,
direct from an old reliable company like The
Hayner Distilling Co., nud at a lower price, see
the.r oflVr elsewhere In this Issue.
I'repnrlna; for Con 1 1 iiKenelea.
Ciayboy (to valet) James, I want
you to sou that they bury a brush
with mo.
Valet (aghast) Yes, sir.
Gayboy Kor the day I turn to dust,
you know. Town Topics.
il you would have an appetite like
a bear and relish for your meals take
Chamber'ain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. They correct disorders of
the Htoinach and regulate the liver
and bowels. Price, 25 cents. Samp
lles fre at The Middleburg Drug
8tore.
Her Boot Friend.
Mabel Poor, dear Carrie! The flat
tery she received at her coming-out
party has completely turned her
hend.
Maud Yes, but the kind of Beck
She's got will spring it back again, all
right Chicago Tribune,
"Would you please give me two dol
lars to get some bread for my hungry
family?" said the beggar to the man
passing.
"Why, two dollars would buy a
whole lot of bread, my man!"
"Yes, 1 know it; and I need a whole
lot, sir. You see, the turkey has to be
muffed, my wife must have bread pud
din', and three of the children are al
ways crying for milk toast, air." Yon
kers Statesman.
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PROFESSOR'S WOOING.
niilaUni fur n Horse Thief, Chased
by I h Mit-rlir nrnl Shut At While
Drivliii; llonir.
From Qreensburg, Ind, a orre
1 epondeut writes tu the Indianapolis
Tress that a drama that included a
i pood many phases of western border
life was enacted there when Sheriff
! Davis and a deputy, both heavily
, armed, went out the Michigan road
' to arrest a horse thief that had been
j reported ns headed for (ircensburg
from Shelby ville. At the city limits
! the oflicers met a horse and buggy
nnd commanded the driver to halt.
The latter lashed the horse and start
, ed on a run through the city with the
oflicers in pursuit. The sheriff was
VENTfUED INTO VIEW.
whipping his horse, and at every jump
there was a pistol shot from the pur
suers. The chase occurred about mid
night, and the few men on the streets
were commanded by the sheriff to
join in the race.
The clatter of the running horses,
the shouts of the men and the firing
of pistols awoke the people in the
houses nlong the way. When the sup
posed thief reached a livery barn he
turned the horse in, jumped from the
buggy and hid in a pile of straw. The
sheriff and a crowd of excited follow
ers poured into the barn and began to
search for the supposed thief. Mean
while the owner of the barn appeared
and identified the supposed stolen
outfit as his own, which he had hired
to Forest Edwards, the young profes
sor of a Birmingham, Ala., college.
Edwards had driven the horse to
the country to call on a young wom-i
an. From his hiding place in the
straw the professor overheard
the explanation and ventured
into view. He was so fright
ened he could hardly speak. He
thought robbers were chasing him
through the streets. Two bullets
struck the buggy, and the professor
had a close call for his life. The offi
cers claim they shot into the air, but
lua lllota in ika bitgrffy tell a differ
ent story.
In a little western town the other
day the most popular citizen soundly
whipped a tough character, and to vin
dicate the majesty of the law the of
fender was brought up for trial. The
jury -was out about two minutes.
"Well," said the judge, "what have the
jury to say?" ".May it please the
court," responded the foreman, "we,
the jury, find that the prisoner is not
guilty of hittin' with intent to kill,
but simply to pura'yzc; and he
done it."
A (irent Hend (Kan.) correspondent
of the Kansas City Journal writes:
"Standing wheat in the field at noon
to-day, harvested, threshed, ground
into flour, baked into broad in large
quantities by a bakery and sold around
town for six o'clock supper was a record-breaker
in this county this after
noon in. quickness of conversion of
standing wheat in the field to the
bread plate."
Telephones are replacing speaking
tubes in most of the new mansions,
and also to connect with stables and
other outbuildings. If power from a
waterfall or windmill is available the
owner of a house can install an elec
tric light plant of his own at small
cost. In many large country houses
the dynamo is run by a gasoline en
gine. The issue of every patent contains a
grant to the patentee, his heirs or as
signs, for the term of 17 years, of the
exclusive right to make, use and vend
his invention or diseovery throughout
the United States and territories.
KUTIRKI.V SCO ROTA.
Daughter My betrothed must love
roses, for whi n he sends mo (lowers
ho always chooses roses.
Father Then I don't understand
why ho should want to marry you.
Meggendorfer Blaetter.
Venrnlim for tlu- aapOSBlbto,
"If I had a million dollars"
Just tbt n he stopped to think.
And said: "It 1 had a quarter
I'd go and get a drink."
Chicago Kccord-Hirald.
THE SUNDAY SCHOOL.
.paeon In thr International Serlea
for Drrrnbfr N. 1IMI1 Moaea
nnd Pharanli.
THE LESSON TEXT.
tExodtis 11:1-10.)
1. And the Lord said unto Mosef. Yet will
I bring; one plague more upon Pharaoh,
and upon Er pt ; afterwards he will let you
go hence: when he shall let you go, he shall
surely thruft you out hence altogether.
2. Speak r.ow In the ears of the people,
and let every man borrow of his neighbor,
and every woman of her neighbor, Jewell
of silver, and jewels of gold.
3. And the Lord gave the people favor is
the sight of the Egyptians. Moreover the
man Moses was very great in the land of
Egypt. In the sight of l'haraoh's servants,
and in the of the people.
4. And Moses said. Thus faith the Lord,
About midnight will I go out Into the midst
of Egypt:
6. And all the firstborn In the land of
Egypt shall die. from the firstborn of
Pharaoh that sltteth upon his throne, even
unto the firstborn of the maidservant that
Is behind the mill; and all the firstborn of
beasts.
6. And there shall be a great cry through
out all the land of Egypt, such as there was
none like It, nor shall be like it any more.
7. Itut against any of the children of
Israel shall not a dog move his tongue,
against man or beast: that ye may kr.nw
how that the Lord doih pat a difference be
tween the Egyptians and Israel.
8. And all these thy servants shall come
down unto me, ar.d bow down themselves
unto me. saying. !et thee out, and all the
people that follow thee: and after that I
will go out. And he went out from
Pharaoh In a great anger.
9. And the Lord said unto Moses, Pharaoh
shall not heark. n unto you; ihat my won
ders may be multiplied In the land of
Egypt.
10 And Moses and Aaron did all these
wonders before Pharaoh: and the Lord
hardened Pharaoh's heart, so that he
would not let the children of Israel go out
of his land.
QOLDKN TEXT. The angel of hla
preaencr aaveil them. la OSifl.
NOTES AN1 COMMENTS.
The complete story of this most in
teresting period is found in chapters
5 to II. inclusive. The events record
ed took place B. C. 1491.
Conflict lteirun (Kx. S: 17: 13). The
first demand on Pharaoh was reason
able, but would be granted only if
Pharaoh recognized the authority of
Jehovah. It was not intended to de
ceive him, but only to test him. The
first result of the demand was not
merely a contemptuous refusal, but an
increase of Israel's burden.
The Plagues (Kx. 7:14 10:29). 1
There were ten plagues in all, nine of
which had passed when Moses had the
interview with Pharaoh recorded in
the lesson. The first was a defiling
of the sacred river Nile, on whose con
stancy and purity the comfort of
Egypt depends. The frogs of the sec
ond plsgue were loathsome and noisy;
the gnats or mosquitoes (rather than
"lico") of the third plague were annoy
ing on account of their sting; the flies
of the fourth came in immense
swarms, so that they interfered with
health as well as with comfort. The
fifth plague was an epidemic among
cattle, which destroyed many of the
beasts; while the boils of the sixth
plague broke out upon both man and
beast, and may have been some erup
tive disease resembling smallpox in
some of its symptoms, though it is not
described as very dangerous to life.
The two plagues following injured the
agriculture which is Egypt's chief re
liance. The hail was destructive to
cattle and early crops, while the lo
custs completed the work of destruc
tion. The darkness msy have been
due to a strong wind bringing up a
dusty cloud from the desert. Such
storms are not unknown in Egypt.
The plagues were sent to show that
Jehovah is greater than all the gods
of Egypt (12:12).
The Last Warning (Ex. 11:1-10).
The last warning to Pharaoh was
given by Moses under (iod's assur
ance that the end was at hand. The
jewels which the Hebrews were to get
were not to be "borrowed," in our
modern sense of the word, but asked
for. The gifts would only partly make
up for the years passed by the Hebrews
in hard labor without pay. In spite of
Moses' deelaration to Pharaoh in 10: S9,
he seems to have taken to him warning
of the last plague. Oriental families
give more distinction to the oldest
son than is common in America, not
only in the distribution of property,
but also by way of love and honor.
The plague, touching all classes of so
ciety, snd even cattle, was therefore
the most terrible that oould be con
ceived. Moses' "hot anger" against
Pharaoh was justified, as was the sim
ilar wrath of Jesus against the Phari
sees (Matt. 23). by Vang and obstinate
opposition to the messages of Ood.
In verse 10 occurs that standing puz
sle, the words: "The Lord (hardened
Pharaoh's heart." To the Hebrew
writer, to whom everything that hap
pened was an aat of God,, these words
are precisely similar to' the words:
"Pharaoh hardened his heart." The
Lord had determined to free Israel;
Pharaoh might yield or reaist.
Blaats from the Ram'a Horn.
God does not waste time weighing
worthless men.
To widen your life without deepen
ing it is only to weaken it.
Sacrifice is the price that love pays
for the privilege of service.
Floods of tears are n waste unless
they turn the wheels of improvement.
The' trouble with the people who
look on honesty ns a 'gd! policy is
that they are not willing to pay the
premiums.
Anarchy la Athelam.
The simple truth is this, anarchy is
atheism. It is the denial of any over
ruling Providence nnd the refusal to
recognize any God whose will is law.
Kev. Dr. Huntington.
lavea of sin.
Consider how men are slaves of sin.
No slave is more so than he who gives
himself up to his lower passions. Rev.
Dr. Albertson.
Hla-her Llvlngr.
No church will hava power with men
.except upon the plane of higher living.
Rev. J. W. Allen.
THE HEART
Many Human Woes Traced to Ner
' vousness and Dizzy Spells which
Dr. Greene's Nemira
Overcomes.
Mrs. Minnie Miller, S Guthrie Street,
Fort Wayne, lnd.,says:
"For many years I had diss y spells, palpita
tion of the heart, and numbness of the feet and
band.. These uttaeks came often and each
time worse. My life was a burden to me, and a
trouble
and
worry
to all
frfend .
peeled to die.
"At times I
thought 1 should lose
mv mind. Mr stomach
was 1 "uen a con
dlUon that I could eat
nothing but the yery
liffhtot klnd of food.
Sleep WSJ Impossible
and every little noUe
would ..turtle me,
1 wo a I i feel faiut.
"So one can
Imagine the
aronr I suffer.
ea but Ih.nc
who are affllet
ed wiiii ucr
vonsnoss. I
cannot des
cribe this feel.
Ing In half Its
horrors.
"I saw Dr.
fjreene's Ner
vura blood and
nerve remedy
advertised and
read the testl
SMNltaiSOf euro
of those who
bad be i u aflllr
ted as I was,
o I thought I
would trv It. Wonderful to relate, the first bottle
helped me so much that I had faith In It. I took
two more bottles, and oh, I feel so much better,
I ran sleep soundly and the nervoux feeling has
almost left me ; I ran eat with a good appetite
and have gained seven pounds.
"My friends say that 1 am looking so much
better, and I know that I am frrllnir as thev say
I look. I tell everybody that Dr. Oreene'a Ner
vura has done It. I praise the Lord and thsnk
this wonderful medicine for giving me relief."
Extreme nervousness and dlzxy spells are
sure forerunners of physical wreck.
Dr. Oreene'a Nervura blood and nerve remedy
cures all these troubles. Begin Its use today.
Consult Dr. Oreewe, free by call or letter, tfls
address Is 101 Fifth Avenue, New York City.
Why do the railroads charge lower
fares when large crowds are going to
one place, as to a great exhibition, and
Why do hotels take the same occasion
to raise their charges? The reason is
simple, little as we like the fact when
we aic confronted by the hotel bill.
Hotel accommodations are limited in
amount, and cannot be increased ex
cept at great cost; railroad facilities
permit almost unlimited expansion of
business at a small increase of expense.
A large demand for a book lowers its
price j a large demand for the feathers
of a certain bird has an opposite ef
fect. A Million Voter
Cot M bar.llv express the thanks
of Homer Hull, of West Point. Ia.
Listen win: A se ere cold had set
tled on uiri lungs, causing a most
obstinate enngh. Beveraj plysioians
said lie Imd consumption, but could
not help bim. Whn all thougrt
he wus (lootuetl ho began to u8h Dr.
King New Discovery for Cosump
tion ntitl writes "it completely cured
me si 'l saved my life. I now Weigh
'227 lbs." If positively guaranteed
for coughs, Coldsatid Ltinc troubles,
irice Thic and ?H". Trial bottles
free at, Middleburg Di ng Co., Gi ay
bill, Garmun and Oo., r.iehheld, Ph.,
lr. .! W. Sampaell. Pcnnscreek,
Pa.
A Palpable Hit.
Bunker You've seen Miss Dash on
the links, eh? Then you must have
noticed how recklessly she ap
proaches the ball.
Outland Yes; that was the first
thing to strike my eye. Philadelphia
Press.
Another View of Charity.
"What is true charity but giving
with a liberal and willing hand?"
"By no means. When you know
Something about another fellow, the
charity might consist in giving noth
ing away." Philadelphia Times.
Direct from Distiller to Consumer, le the plan '
by wblch The Hayner instilling Vo , of nay
ton, Ohio, are disposing of their entire output.
Try four full quarts for $3.90, express prepaid.
See their offer appearing elsewhere in thialaaae.
cut off the right ear of eno rt Lis
best friends, Caspar Kanyo, wit'i
saber. He then approached V.io un
suspecting Kanyo and slashed c.7 V..n
ear. , i
"Kanyo shot at Kepezey wit'.i L.'.
revolver, but missed him. Then", tur--in
tothe mirror nnd secinj bitcself
without the car, lie turned h'.". i
volver against himself and fell dead.
The colonel in degrading Kepezey
warned the officers of the regiment
against debauchery and drunken
ncss."
A Shirtwaist Wedding.
A shirtwaist wedding took place
at ltelvidcre, N. J., the other cay. A'.l
I tho invited guests appeared nt the
j church in the latest popular apparel,
; brido and groom being tho execp
i tion ;.
Among the lens of thousands who
! liave used Chamberlain's Cough
i Remedy for cohln and la grippe dur
ing the past few ye. rs, to our
( kuowledgo, not a single case has
I resulted in pneumonia. Thomas
I Whi' aeld 40a. 240 Wabash avenue,
ChicnEro, one of ho most prominent
retuP druggists in that city, in
soeai.io r of thiu. Bays: "Wo recora-
rao:.i' Chamberlain's Coub Remedy
for la grippe in ninny cases, as it
not only gives prompt and complete
recou rv, but also counteracts any
tendency of la grippe to result in
pneumonia.'' For aula by The Mid
dl PiugOO,
mm
mm
Police Justice Mahoney, of Chicago,
gave a reproduction of the judgment
of Solomon not long ago. Two Ger
mans had had each other arrested
on the charge of stealing n fine dachs
hund, which they both claimed. When
they npperfreil for a bearing, each of
the two men loudly claimed ownership
of the canine and was willing to back
up the assertion under oath. "One of
you is mistaken." said the judge, final
ly. "I cannot decide this matter, but
I will settle it by letting a policeman
take the dog out and shoot him." "All
right," said one of the claimants, wav
ing his fist in his opponent's face, "just
so this man doesn't get him." "io!
No! Don't kill the dog." shouted the
ether suitor; "I'd sooner give him up
than have him shot down that way.
Only, I hope, your honor, you'll make
a ruling that the dog is treated right."
"The dachshund is yours," promptly
decided the justice, turning to the sec
ond man. "Take him home with you!"
I.ln.lin. nlloji by Kyrhnlla.
It has been suggested that the
markings on eyeballs arc a good
means of Identification. Some of them
arc pr imlnent, especially on the up
per half of the eye that is, behind
the top lid. Their course is generally
zigzag, branching off at sharp angles
similar to the lines seen in pictures
of lightning. No two eyes are to be
found in which the markings are iden-
ical; hence the means of distinguish
ing one person from another. After
carefully registering the mnrkings on
certain eyes, some of which are illus-
trated, it is found thnt such mark
lugs are not, as might have been sup
posed, subject to any radical change.
Now it is obvious that, by the aid of
photography and various other
means, we may make such copies of
a person's eyes as would prove a cer
tain and reliable guide to identifica
tion at any later dute. Chicago Trib
une. WHAT'S IN A NAME?
(Benton's Plaster It Pain's Master.)
In the days of 'wild cat' money in the
West, the Ames shovels were used as cur
rency. They were as stable as gold ; their
prioe did not vary a oent in twenty years.
The very name of Oliver Ames & Son, was
a synonym for honesty. It was current all
over the world.
On the same principle Benson's Porous
Plaster is the universal standard external
remedy . To say it is a ' 'good" plaster does
not describe it ; if in the hett pottibU plaiUr.
For every disease in which an external rem
edy is available, Benson's Plaster ia used
almost as a matter of course.
Benson's Plaster quickly relieves and
cures where other modes of treatment are
either exnsperstingly slow or have no good
effect whatever. Coughs, colds lumbago,
kidney tronble, rheumatism, lame back,
etc , are at one benefited and soon cured.
Capsicum, Strengthening and Belladonna
plasters have none of the curative virtues
of Benson's. More than 5,000 physicians
and druggists have commended Benson's
Plaster as a remedy in which the pmblio
may have implicit confidence ; while, in a
comparative test with other plasters, Ben
son's has received fifty fiv highest award:
Beware of substitutes and cheap imitations.
For sale by all druggists or we will pre
pny postage on any number ordered in the
United States on receipt of 25c. each.
Seabury A, Johnson, Mfg. Chemists, N.T.
Before the industrial commission a
manufacturer and dealer recently
stated that In 1870 nine-tenths of the
carpets nnd rugs sold in the United
States were imported, and that nine
tenths of the present domestic con
sumption is produced in thia country.
He might have added that rag carpets
"like mother used to make" are not
turned out in such profusion as they
were 30 years ago. Occasionally
daughter makes one, to keep her hand
in, but as a rule she buys the other
kind. In these times she has the
money to pay for it.
The Pride of Heron..
Many soldiers in the last war wrote
to ear that for Scratches. Bruises,
Outs, Wounds, Corns, Sore Feet
and Stiff Joints fiucklen's Arnica
Salve i the best in the world. Same
for Burn . Scalds, Boils, Ulcers,
Skin Eruptions and Piles It cures
or no pay. Only 5c at Middleburg
Drug Co., Orsybill, German & Co..
Richfield, Pa Dr. J. VV. Sampaell,
Pennscreek.JPa.
Somewhat Dlrl.
A Olrl-of-the-Present she calls herself
now,
A singular term, as you see:
But If her besus's statements she had ts
allow,
A GUrl-of-the-Presents she'd be.
Harlem Life.
WHAT DID SHE MiSAIft
II c So it was funny enough to make
n donkey laugh, oh?
She Yes. I do wish you had been
there. Louisville Courier-Journal.
SI.VI.IISS
Dance, or chorea, is one of the most
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that it has been cured by the use of
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iranquinzing enect
upon the nerves ex
ercised by this re
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It not only cures
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Imt it promotes the
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It cannot disagree
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"When our daughter h'rtie had St, Vitus's
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Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure bil
iousness. tare or tne Dny.
! "The proposition to abolish ladies'
day at the club was voted down."
"Yes?"
"Yes, it develops that there is hardly
a member who does not, in point of
fact, enjoy meeting his wife occasion
aUv." Detroit Journal.
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Hla Boldnraa Kxplalfted.
"You went right in boldly, didn't
you?"
"Yes, after looking in."
"And you started ahead and asked
the old man for his daughter?"
"Well, no, I didn't."
"Why -not?"
"He wasn't there?" Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
St rat ear
Elder Sister Mr. Bilmore and you
were in the parlor a long time last
night, but I don't suppose you used
much gas.
Younger Sister The reason you
didn't see anv burn inc. Emily, was
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Since using it I can eat heartilyl
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Indigestion, Loss of Appetite
Stomach. Liver and Kidney trouble!
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Fennsoreek, Pa.
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"When do the entries for the nextl
races open?"
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