The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, November 21, 1901, Image 4
Thottaajsela Hare Kidney Trouble til Don't Know it. Mom To Tina Out. Flil a bottle or common class with year water and let it stand twenty-four hours; a sediment or set tling indicates an unhealthy condi rry'tion of the kid- y neys: if It stains AI your linen It is "Jy evidence of kid ney 11. . too frequent desire to pass it or pain in the back is also convincing proof that the kidneys and blad der are out of order. What to Do. There is comfort In the knowledge so often expressed, that Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root, the great kiincy remedy fulfills every wish In curing rheumatism, pain in the back, kidneys, liver, bladder and every part of the urinary passage. It corrects inability to hold water and scalding pain in passing it, or bad effects following use of liquor, wine or beer, and overcomes that unpleasant necessity of being compelled to go often during the day, and to get up many times during the night. The mild and the extra ordinary effect of Swamp-Root is soon realized. It stands the highest for Its won derful cures of the most distressing cases. If you need a medicine you should have the best. Sold by druggists in 50c. and$l. sizes. You may have a sample bottle of this wonaertui aiscovery and a book that tells, more about it, both sent absolutely free by mail, address Dr. Kilmer & Boms of Swamp-Root When vrltlng men Co., Blnghamton, N. Y. tion reading this generous offer in this paper, PENNSYLVANIA KAILR0A0. Suubury & Lewistowu Division. In effect March IN, 1900. (VKSTWAItll. I iTATioira, RASVWAW r M AM AM PH 2 03 in on Banbury uai sun 13 IHI" tolinagrovu.liinetlon 909 4 ISO -19 101s tallnHrrori I Oil 4 228 jim Pawling nw 4 .is 2 31 ! Kri'iimcr l 4 31 -31 111 3M Miiw-r 8 40 4 28 MO 10 81 Mi, 1, 1 1, hi UK 8 4U 4 2 346 lil 3.i llrnfrr 8 84 4 l alt '10 47 Ilcavertnwn X 'AS 4 07 j00 ii' t- Ailninahiirg M 4i1! tD7 lies Baubs Mills 113 8H 3 18 1104 Mil lure 8 07 3 49 oM ,1113 Wniiiir 7 57 339 j.-, 11 in Bbtnaii 7 si 33H ,30 II SI I unit. 1 Mih, 7 49 3311 M II -T Maitland 7 43 .124 45 ,113s Lewtatown 1 TSfl 31s -tl7 11 tT Lawiatown (Main Mraet. TM sis j 50 u iii towistown Junction. 7 a 10 Train leaves Huiiluir.v 0 30 p m, ar rives nt SeUoBifrove 5 4.r p m Leaves Belinsgrove AtOO p, m., arrives at Banbury 8tl5 p. m. Trains leave LewUtOWD Junction : I 12 a m, 10 13 i in. 1 10 i HMMp in 5 SVi in. 7 OTp in, 12 02 a in fur Altnonu, I'itlnliurg nn.l the Went. For Baltimore and Waahiiiirton 8115 am U30, I OS. I 38. 4 33. 8 10 , ill For Philadelphia and New York5S,A05. 9 80a m, 1 M 1 18 4 33 and 1110 ui For hlitrriHiiiiru. 8 10 p in Philadelphia & Erie R R Division AND NOKTHKKN I'ENTHAI. RAILWAY WESTWARD. Train leaves sdl ijfrove Junction dtlly for uubuiy and Weal. 9 25arn, 12 68 p ui, p m. Sunday 9 S3 a m, B 43 p ni. Truing leave Sunbury dully sxeopt Sunday: l 28 o m for Buitilo.rii a m for Rrie and dan- indahjfM 6 10 a m for Bollclonte Erla and tlaiianriaigua ' 12 a in for Look Haven, Tyrone and the Wesl . IS 48 for Buffalo, 110 p m for Bellelnnto Kane Tyrone and 4'anacdaliiua 5 45p m for kenovo and Klmlra B 40 p B tor Wllllainspoi -iinday 1U 21 a m fur liurralu via Emporium. 1 21 a m for Erie. 5 10 a m lor Erie anil 'mian ilnlirua S M p in lor lli 42 a m for luKk Haven and llamaport ii50am, I55am300and 548pm lor Wlikei l,.irro and Hn.eltou . i" a in, lu io a in, 2 us p m, 5 4: p in lr Shamo i. in and Mount Oarmel Sunday 9 55 a m lur Wilke'harre EASTWAltl). I'm In- leave BflllDlgTove Junction 10 00 a in, daily arriving at rhlliidelpbla 3 17 p m New York 5 SI p in Halllinure 3 II p in Washington 4 It) p ui 584 p in , I. nly arriving at riilladolpbla .3 20 p m New 'York fl 88 a in, Balttmara 9 15 p m NVushlngtou 10 66 p m. is pin. ually arriving at Philadelphia 25a in, New Y nrk 713 a in, Ilaltiinoru 2 30 a in Washington 4 05 a ir. Trains alao laave sunhury 1 S 15 am dally arriving at I'hiladeldhla a 52 a m Killliunre 7 SO a in Waeht'gton 830 a in New nrk 9 33 a in Weekday, 10 38 a m Sundays, 3 10 Mil da'ly arrivim; at Piillitdelplila 7 22 am,N York 91 a in, 10 88 Sunday lialu mne i 'am, Washington 88U a m. Baltimore 1. in D n Washington 1 15 p in. 1 53 p i. week ii.iy- arriving at PhlladelphlH ' .- p in. 1 w York .1 3u , in, Baltimore t) U.) p tn Wasulngti ' 7 15 p m 8 34 p m da iv, arriving at Philadelphia 7 8S p m N"w York pi S3 p m, Baltimore 7 30 p in, Wash I.. .'inn 8 35 p in Tralna alao leave Sunhury at 9 SO a m and 5 23 and 8 81pm, lor Harrlnhurg, Philadelphia and rummers I . K. Wi m Ml, Oen'l Pans Agent J. II. HUTCHINSON ien'l Manager. CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS r"f, , . Hat. Always pllabli'. Lad Ira, aak Druggist for ' lll IIKV1 HI H BNULINII In Kvd and a.old metallic boxes, sealed with blue ribbou. '1 nk no olhrr. It ru- dnngrruu aubatl- uiionaataid lanllaUona. HuyofyourlmigKlst, or c. p, Biainns for rlli iilsr.. Toll- uoolaUo and "K.-ll.-r for l.ndlr.," m intrr, i i iTlurn Hall. lO.OOII 'l',.l , in, ,nii,N S.,l,lt,v ill Druggist. CHICHESTER CHEMICAL CO. I 1M Bamlwa aqusrr, Fill LA., PA. MeatUa lata paixh A Monthly Journal i tells all I i about hunting, trapsing and Raw Par Trading. Published bv an old ex perienced banter, trap r and trader. Sam ny. Bets. Only SO -ear. Address, 'nr. Publish Ohio. TO O. U C WENS- ATTORN KY-A I LAW Speciality tyboss, Pi, Collections at d Reports. I tolerances. First National Dank. Near, . nvrns Represented :-Bellweod, Altoona, Uolll 'ysbarg, HanUusrdon and Bellefonie 8-8-iyr DrJeMer'i a ntn fcPaUMruj nt at t. .INFLAMMATION fatsos DBS (B m ID 11 CM), TOO- m), ooia BorM,raonsL etc.atc, THE ETHICS OF LUCK. Arbllrarr Dnsiuna Tae the Place of a Loiciral llnxia Amoag Urllevrrs. On the be'.ief in luck have .incurs, diviuators, fortune tellers, all traded from time iir.im uiurial to the rea r.nt age, says I'haiubt r' JonruL They "calculate" the incalculable, and, nec essarily, arbitrary dogmai take the place of logical basis on which to work out their schemes. They rely on the luck of odd numbers; in them the im perial phantom either in birth or chance or death loves to reside. Sev en has always been a number to con jure with, and the seventh Child of a seventh child born in the seventh month comes clad In a mysterious pan oply of foreknowledge absolute; while nine w as at one place and period looked upon as a symbol of Deity. (It-eat men will have their lucky day or month, as one of the Caesar's pave his name to the eighth month that in which the most fortunate events of his life had occurred. The blood of a great family, like that of the Stuarts or the Itourlioiis, for instance, is said to carry with it,, ven in its collateral branches, the tnint of that ill-success, ill-health, which is summed up as ill-luck. Cer tain gems, such, for instance, ns opals, ire esteemed ns stones of ill-onion kaliimani reversed. It is nut, of course, that their beauty Is brittle, but that they carry with them ill-luck to their wearers or owners. The truth of this superstition is demonstrated by the violent deaths which have befallen un faekjr opal wearers. Have they not succumbed to the ill-luck attending a gem, to pain possession of which a fellow-creature has not hesitated to shed their blood? Xo doubt it is very unlucky to awaken the covetousness of a robber and a murderer. HIGHLY CIVILIZED ANCIENTS. Contniin of i.iiiik Darted Tomlta show Vine Work of iiiiriy flYrtlaatta. The mlddle-agi i man Who has ex plored life to weariness and whom nov els will no longer stir may find his sense of mystery and wonder excited anew by the account of discoveries in buried Egypt, says the London Out look. Prof. Flinders Petrle, who has devoted his life to exploration of the soil and research Into the history of that ancient land, completed last u eek a series of highly instructive lectures at the Royal institution. Long-buried tombs of ancient kings have been dis covered and explored, and. a!: hough in nearly all cases these have b i -i pre viously pillaged in the Roman ;.tc, enough of the contents remain un broken or overlooked till now to afford ground for reconstructing, in outline at least, a wonderful and unsusoected civilization. When we are shown, for example, specimens of goldsmith's work dating from 4,7;"0 years before the Christian era, which have never been surpassed since in technical skill, working of designs, variety of form and perfection of soldering, we are sobered somewhat in our belief that the procesi of time means progress and that the present is the best and noblest era of civilization. We are proud, for instance, of the products of modern steam spinning and weav ing. Yet the linen woven (i,000 years ago was liner in thread and closer in web than our finest cambric. PROFIT IN GOOD CENTS. Conntrrreltera Rao Little Risk nml Mill, Good Mitrcln on Grn uiur I'olua, To pass u counterfeit $1,000 bill is an extremely difficult undertaking, because the very size of it invites close inspection, but counterfeit cents will pass about as fast ns you hand thcim out, even in banks, under the eyes of experts, for their insignificant size dis arms suspicion. This fact is being very strongly impressed on the offi cers of the national subtreasury, who are now in receipt of an immense num ber of these humble little counter feits, says the Chicago Tribune. About 500 of these little bogus coins are arriving at the subtreasury daily, and the April report shows that 13,108 counterfeit cents were received out of a total of 373,870; yet the secret service men are not able to locate the counterfeiters. It is found that the counterfeit cents are growing more and more like the genuine ones, ns practice is making perfect, and it is often with difficulty that they are dis tinguished. A strange feature if the business is that the bogus cents are intrinsically worth as much as the genuine ones. They have the right quantity and quality of metal in them, bear the proper image and superscription, and yet represent only IT cents, in value, to the pound, while a pound of similar coins, struck nt the Cnited States mint, are legal tender for $1.50. The margin makes profit enough to invite counterfeit ing. Not Afraid of a I.adjr. Mouse What did you do when the lady saw you? ltut 1 ran, of course. Wouldn't you? Mouse Xo, not on your life. I'd make her scream and run. lloston Courier. -Why He la Worthy. Bell I had six offers of marriage last mo:it:i. What do you think of thai? Nell Well, I think a man with such bulldog tenacity is worthy of a better fate. Chicago DiilyNews. A Zoological Carlo. "Scientists say that a man would live longer if he walked on all fours, s he used to do." "Of course; other men would lock him up In a cage and take care of him." -Chicago Record-Herald. FUNNY FADS IN FOOD. Blranare Idraa of Stnip rr.'in.- lie ardlnar thr Praprr Dirt for thr llumaa RaMM. Scarcely a yoar runs its cour.-t- with out contributing to the great budget of food-fads that hns been accumulat ing ever sincr the days of the tir.f. man who possessed at one and the dame time an QZroertain digestion, nn impressible mind, and the means of pleasing his palate. Usui any of the results been of general application. Hie experimenting might have ended, but none seem to have been satisfac tory except to the experimenter and his special followers, w ho formed but n small fraction of the race, says the I'hiludelphia Saturday livening I'ost. l'ersons that are curious on the sub. ject may rend of classes whose only food was meat, others who ate only flab, and some who subsisted solely on vegetable diet, but they will lie hope lessly puttied if they attempt to dis cover which of the three became pre eminent among their fellow-men. Seasoning by analogy, the meat-eaters point w ith priiTi' to lions and tigers, the most masterful of beasts, yet the vegetarians show that large frnines anil belter temper are found in the elephant and hippopotamus, and that larger and stronger than half a dozen lions, tigers, hippopotami nml ele phants combined is the whale which subsists solely on fish, and which has n larger head, in roportion to body, than any oilier animal, The newest food-fad is that human life can be maintained best by food that itself is living. Like other nl leged discoveries, this is not really new, for the supreme dish at a Japan ese feast is a live fish, iinil we Amer icans, who arc not to be outdone by nny older nice, consume millions of live oysters daily I hl'OUgh nine months of every twelve. As to that, w ho is there that does tint delight in eating cher ries direct from the tree nml berries from the bush? To lie consistent, how ever, the believers in live food should take their wheat and oilier grain food green and direct, In the field, and sweeten their meals by chewing green cane and sugar beets. One 'if the most notable of peculiar dietary customs is an American army officer of good physique, who, in sev eral years of exacting service at an out-of-the-way western post, subsist ed entirely on 'canned goods," it was his etiatom to open cans at Hap hazard, a Billgle can for each meal; Whether the contents were fish, fowl or flesh, vegetables or fruit, be nte that and nothing more, and he lives to tell the tale, Hut he was always active, physically and mentally, ex cept when asleep, and he breathed fiesh air L'4 hours of every day, BnarUsh ituyni laalsnsta. The secretary for war has notified to the army that the king has se lected and approved the royal cipher to be worn on badges, buttons and Other devices thr ouglioiit the service wherever the royal cipher is at pres ent borne. The cipher consists of "K" and "It" impaled with "VII." in serted in the lower loop of the "E," the whole .surmounted by a crown, and the design has been made plain wi h ii folia i n, at his majesty's ex press wish. No deviation from it whatever will be permitted, and no device or ornament will lie pia 1 above or upon it. The crown now to be adopted and to become the scaled pattern for the army Is the Tudor "Henry VII." crown,- stated to have been chosen and always used by Queen Victoria personally: and all other patterns are to lie abolished. London tilobu. A Hint for Inventors, Church A Frenchman lias invented a tobacco pipe which has u whistle in the stem in order to enable the smoker to summon a cab without taking tho pipe from his mouth. Gotham What we want now is a cigarette with an attachment to sig nal an undertaker without disturbing the peace. Vonkers Statesman. The I loud. He There, dear, after toiling and planning for years, we have at last been able to buy this beautiful home, and you ought to be perfectly hap-Py-She Tint Tin not. lie What's the matter? She I know- we shall never be able to sell it. Harper's Ituznr. A Talkative Mule. "She is so garrulous," said the lir.st deaf mute, speaking of a friend who was similarly affected. "Is that so?" "Yes. Why, do you know, when no one is around for her to talk to she makes her right hand talk to her left." Baltimore American. Seethe announcement nf thu Hiiyner Din tilling I'O.. Dayton, Olilo. which appi-ar! viae- where in Ihll laaue, explaining their plan of HiipplyiiiK the conaumer with four full fpinrtH of ilnyner'a Sevcn-A ear-Old llyo for SMAj ex- i .. ln-sn pit -piliu. The man who tells you he has discov ered a new summer drink hhould be put in the class with the man who asks you if it's not hot enough. When the lightning made a strike It a baseball game in Illinois the play ers made a home run. Two Vlfwa of It. "You cannot fail to note," said the French war expert, proudly, "that we are taking the lead in adopting the balloon and the automobile. Think of the races that have been held re cently!" "That is a wise precaution," re turned the Yankee, "for, those who an ticipate that they may want to get away in a hurry, but it lacks interest for those who look at the matter from another point of view." Chicago Post. WILLIAM EMM. II IN 1,1 FK AXI WORK. M i as CnAauaa n Chaos? yssas Thr late I'rosl.lrnt s lifrltiiiK,riinra in war. sajMajssftas la i taugrsat aad champion in Hoaaa ; it i,.-f.' MMi anvr.; nils ni'sr llir ri rsldt'til ililf with macr gieal man vrhaa hia aye were olosad in death) folloarad his ressalaa Hs lloaaj Capitol an.l ao Cantao. MilUonanf eaplss will Ih' oJI. Ma i-s sireoliiir likr Are in ilrv -tn w.i,'. raM and K-iiax-ii taking lu tu Murder dally, ft is tl.e i.fhelal I ... , k Kuiairira from Govarnoia tana toe, editorials train irreut itailien Last aaatdriaaj word ,,f wurlil'- .,t j men hat Mono ss stand aa McKloiar's "IT IM I mill's way," i' on tn I lis paooasrnavars ol . last phoioKnilih of I'resiilent evrr taken. Yon om oaally aod ooaokrji cloar 98,100, The Qoa etal ttstates that shoes of pr.- .-r- f pala ol I every hook sod -hull heilonated tmi M.Kinley ! Monument Food. Thoa evory aobocribar to Ihla book hoosasSS a contributor in this hand. I Kvrrvhodv will boy it: orders for the Baking! I no oava will roftMo, Band IS l?i oaul starapa f..r alaaanl nroapaetuat 10n,0OB eoptoa will ha sold in tills vVKity qatek; vviiirs,wak haslnoss man I fir TTnnasn of sntae ntasns nan mass s fortsns I qnlsk by iiihl- sols oontrol ol s state . AiMrrs., I III: CONTINENT A I, AssKMlil.Y. roiooian HIiIk , ip. c. s Troasury, 1 11-7-lin. Washington, O, l. Tnrklali Vornllana. Turks nre very fopd of singing, and boys or men with good voices are eagerly sought after to make up water parties. Their songs, however, are not pleasing to Europeanears. Thesinger leans his jaw on his hand, as if he had toothache, and then emits a series of yells, which arc impossible to convert iuto Words, but which are supposed to form songs, nearly every word being followed by the Word "Ajuan." Some time the whole song consists of long draw n out "Amans." X. Y. World. v Hlarillni Surprise, Very few could believe in li nking nt A. T. Loadley, .. healthy, mlu-t blacksmith ol Tilden, Ind., that lor beu years he suffered such tortures from Itheumatisto at levy could n dure and live, Bui a wonderful obange followed his taking ISioctiic liitti rs. "Two bottles wholly cured me.'' he writep, "and I have not felt a twinge in over a year." Tiny ro Kulate the Hidueys, purify the blood uiiil cure niieumutistn, Neuralgia, NervouBnes8, Improve digestion snd give Per. ect health. Try thcui. OnlyoOcat Ihe Middleblurg Drug Store, iy liili, Garinan & i'n., Rt hfi'eld, Pa., and Dr. J, VV, San.)' sell, Penuscieek, Pa. A 10,000 llnriieaa Urt. The young Egyptian khedive is said to possess the most cosily set of har ness in the world. It is made of black leather, with chased gold buckles and collars ornamented with the same post ly metal. The pad-cloths are also embroidered with gold, and the set is said to have cost JJL'.OUU. It is for four horses and is used on all state occasions. London Ex press. IIiiUIuk Tnu. (Juiiin What is ull thai waste paper doing in Carter's yard? Dc Fonts That isn't waste paper. It's a great collection of steel tugs. Carter fastened n tag to each seed so he would have no difficulty in knowing the variety when the flowers came up. Chicago Daily News. DR. HAYNE'S, (TheOrosI Qermsn Sciential) improved Double Extract of Barsa parilla Mid Celery Compound Red Clover, Beef nod l- Vegetables, Routs anil Herbs, inn Minerals! contains DOUBLE the Curatives of any one dollar Medicine in the mar ket and lasts TWIG us long. The greatest Remedy of the Age, killing all GERMS, destroyed all MICRO BES ami a Bine and certain cure tor KDNKY ami LIVER diBaseB, Rbeurontlsm, Nervousness, Dyspe psia. Malaria, Constipation, Sick Headache and nil complaints airs ing from impure blood. Regular prioe tJl.OO per bottle l".., but in order to get ii introduced in t Ins sec tion we w ill sell at ."ii cents p r l t -tlo or 1 bottles for SI .Mi until forth er notice, lo not wait order now if you aro ailing. Tim above medicine is used in KV ERY HOSPITAL and bv nil the LEADING PHYSICIANS in the world to day, ituil highly endorsed by all. Aililross, AONAWK REMEDY CO. April 18-Mt, ROME, X- Y. rhntnirrmphed 1h t I n i.ui ui. arc . W w a m RESTORES VITALITY Made a Well Man the " of Me. CHEAT ,v" FRENOII sunflDov prodaces the aboirn reaalt ln'30 ln ya. It artl powerfully and uulcKly. Curea when all othera fall Voting men will regain, their l.u t manhood, and old men .111 recovor their youthful vigor by lining III llll. It quickly and surely roatorea Narvoua net ... Loat Vitality, Impotency. Nightly Emlaaiona, Ua it l'ower. Falling Memory, Waiting Dlacaeca.tod 11 ifecta of aelf abuao or exectsand indlacretlon, whl ( Ii unOU ona for Btudy, buaine8a or marriage. It Dot only curea by starting at tho seat of disease, bul is a great nerve tonlo and blood builder, bring Ing back the pink Riow to palo cheekaandra atoring the Are of youth. It warda off Jnsanttj and Consumption. Inalat on having It KVIVO.no other. It can ho carried In vast pocket. By mall 1,00 per package, or six for B5 .)(), with a poal tlve written guarantee to cure or refund the money. Circular free. Addreaa Royal Medicine Co., For milt in Mkldleburqh, Pa., hi MIDDBLEURQR MUG CO. WINDSOR HOUSE W. II. Ill "I I. Proprietor 418 Market St., Harrisburg Pa., (Oppoaita P. It. It Depot Entrance) alleil lor All Tralna Rooms, 25 and 50c. dood Meals, 25c ll.OOto l.SS per day. W.OO to 5.00 per week. Good accommodation. tt gold bt draavlau. Isn't it Worth 25c To Be Cured of Constipation People who suffer fmui habitual tStipatioB w ith all its attendant ill, rltiggeil stomach and bowels, sluggish liver, heartburn, indigestion, and thin and impure blood, are too apt to believe that the only remedy is violent purgatives. The Contrary is th ease. Such cathartics, even if they do liinvii the bowels, are Irritating and griping, h ave the stomach inflamed and enfeebled and the constipated condition recurs with greater difficulty of cure and tho sufferer constantly growing worso. There is a laxative that moves tho bowels without pain or griping, cleanses the stomach, sharpens tho appetite. Stimulates the liver, strengthens the nerves, and purities the blood, while its marvellous tonic properties tuue up the entire system, and keep it healthy. Laxakola Does It Its remarkable tonic properties reach every organ the liver, kidneys and stomach, nerve, heart and brain and removes the ruiise of vour debil itated condition. This is thu only, w ay t soouro au absolute ami permanent cure. Laxakola is the only medicine for babies, is purely vegetable and its action Is gentle, speedy and effective, Por coated tongue, simple fevers, colds, chills an.l languid feeling it is the ideal medicine. It tastes good. VST Children like it and ask for il. l..wak.il.i, t l.c rr.vt tonic lasatlva, ib nut only the moat rfli. icnt el family r. mediea, bul i hr moil rc.ni.tni.il, ticnus? it cofubinaa Uii mriluinrs, n : lasatlva an.l lonli , an 'I .t I " i ii' b. No uthct laaaady glvaa ao imn.li fur t he nonay. At dnigglata, --'t' and 01 nJ lui Iraa sample i LAXAK 'l.A tu , 13 N.iisau btnsel, N. V , 01 SU llcarb.iin Street, CliKiiu. FOR SAi.K BY THE) Mil DL.$BUR.Q RUGi CO,- Whea You Do Die, Die of Old A$p. YOTJ CAN Hi; CURED by our onmbined movement-cure, hydrnjiAtliy nml Internal treat tnnnu Wo not only maintain bul Ruuranteu that vlajoroua, IntiiileatitiK lieall Ii can bo ut talnud by nil who, iimlor nur dlreci Ions, strive fur it by NATUH M. uieuns, We until you u iii nf quoHtions from which your eaae is dlsgnoaed by oursi iiffof pliyslelnns i ueheaae Is peolally preaorlbed f"r. if doctors have pronounced you Inourablu in any of iho lull ivrlug diiuaaea, u will bo f vital interest to you to oommuPloatc with usst un.-.'. Bright's Disensa and other Kidney Diseases, Rheumatism, Oon lumptiou. Weak nesses of Women, Lost Mauliood, Bladder Diseases, Piles, Constipation, Blood Dis eases, Catarrh, Dyspepsia, Diabetes, Epilepsy, Heart Disoase, Insomnia, Liver Disease, Norvous D. inlity, Sciatica, A.-'.hma, Biliousness aiul General Debility, and nil other disoai eswhichresultfrom improper living or ignoranoe or neglect of the lawsof nature "The neglect of the lliyaloal weU-belos . . . Inmyiudgmenl resulted In an lnerc;ino In luxanlij und a dcoreoso In the birth, rati tbroughoul the United States, hit. PRanaaicK J. simcson, ol Han ford. - -i cy oure where niliers have (ailed." I'nii.Mna.rMiA Pans. ' ". i" r treatment is rational . . . they Co sll they claim." -PniutOKM'HU North ami uu an. 1 ii i . exercise a ml ater ai e the three grout surattva agonolea," Hraltb Jotraasb An interesting pamphlet of our treatment containing half-tone and tea .imonlalg of pei-oous wo have cured, nut free to ull. THE l TkTUTE OP I'HTSTCAL SCIENCE, Lawrencevllle, Tioga Co. ivnn'a. TiL .. ii . 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