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'They will cleanse your stotnrcb, tone up your liver and re gulate jour bowelH roak nyou f I like it new man. For Bale by Middle burg Drug stm e. Arlin- Matrimonial AKrnoy, All marriages are not made in Jfeaven, .-ays the Philadelphia Times. The hummocks are doing their u.-ual share cf the business, IHl I nn Know I'IiIm? Do jroti know t lint neglected cough or cnlil leads toooniumptlon ? More .people die from tiie effects of caUiliing cold Mum from any other known cause Thari i one remedy, and r membe tt only c,t, twenty-flve cent tlmt luu proven a safe, unfailing cure foi coughs and colds, it i called Mexican syrup Your druggist be il or will get it for you It heals and strengthens the breathing passages when nothing else you take aeeini t do you good had batter get a bottle to-day and read the taattmonlalajon the wrapper. Hum- Vol, WorlllM ? An' you growing 'leu :l" ' eleMyt Una your ikin a pale or swallow tings f Doyou not oastonaUy fel n hollow untattou in ilm pit of y our Ntomuch, Of qucor liftrcH in your liowclH? lo yon get rnHily vexed, nervous or flu'l' t v ? I'robnlily you are nourishing some Mooaaoh worms, a lengthy tape worm, or else a tliouiund pin worms that are devitalizing your entire lyatsm. Veil enn expel them by tiikinu Mother's Worm Syrup. Nothing else Is o offectivo. Heller Ill-nlth. Hi tter health always follows n use of Mexi can Knot Pilla, limply because they cleanse the system of sickening and effete mutter so tho roughly and completely. It lea sin to remain constipated when Sexican Bool Tills only cost twenty-live cente a box. I he Hest I'nln m e Is one thai ll absolutely safe anil sure and that lakes Internally w ill cure cramps and eollo, or applied external will reduce ewellisga and sub due pain. Qoochs Quick Relief doei this and only twenty-live cents. H unt ti be Pretty T Then purify your blood by taking (looeh's rjarsaparllla, the bent ofallbfood medicines. I'liie-lue ('lire. lBlrs. Money refunded if ever fails, Ax ri-At.l r: eures t'htlis and Kever, Toronto null III. en Sonp. t Blnuner gently together for an liour one quart of finrly-sliced okra and two quarbs of sliced tomatoes. Ttuli through a colander, season to taste, add a lump of butter and serve. .Ladies' World, New York. "I have used Chamberlain's Colic Cholera a 11 d DiuTboea Rem d and liu 1 it to be a hit at, medicine," Bin Mr. E. S. Pbipps, of Pot. a , Ark "It cured me of bloody tlu.i I cnniiot speak too highly of it. ThiH remedy always wius the ooi opinion, of not praise, of those win use it. The quick cures which i effects even in the most severe case make it a favorite everywhere. Foi aale by Middleburg Drur Store. The Troth of It. "What! Still alive, Daniel?" ex claimed the king, when he visited the lion's den that morning. "Yes, thanks be to Heaven," replied the good man. "Why don't yon take credit to your self?" retorted the king. "You are too modest." "Perhaps. I suppose if I wasn't mod est this lionizing would be the deatit ef me." Philadelphia Press. BEST FOR THE BOWELS If you barest n regular, healthy movesMal o' tin l"!w' open, ami lie well. I'm, In On) shnpocf tip lent e'lvMeer pill I llallRCrOlla. Tim Binooth' , ast.eulot. moat fieri. . i i keeping iho liowelt clear milt tleull Is lo take l,T!Tiaajjaaa iiaiit .veia iLas.a.'iTr-TaT' aaa EAT JEI1 LIKE CANDY riessimt. Palatable, Potsnt. Taateaeed, ,DoOeod Sever Kick Weal r ; , ". "' ,;"' " per lox. v.Tlto for tree lajaplv, ""'I UoeWeaoS) liaattli. Aililresa ' 1 rKttl.lSn KKHI.IIT fOHIMM'. IIIIUI.Dur XF.W lllllkj KEEP YOUR BLOOD GLEAN, Any careful observer must have Beted hew much mure popular recre ation has of late be come among the lata Mow tol'lny. Xmi.ricuIl people. The Saturday half-holiday is more general and vacations are longer and mare indulged tit by all olastes. Andiu addition to these, excursions and "days off" arc more frequent and popular than formerly, says the Philadelphia Press. Some one "handy at ligures" has estimated that 10,000,000 in the United States will tke a vacation this summer, and that on an average each one will spend ten dollars. This would make a total of $100.0(Kl.(K)0 spent for rest and recreation. It is probablc that the figures are too small. Leavingout the rich and lei.sure class, to whom time und money is no object, at least one in each seven of aid the people in this country will enjoy a vacation this sumirler, extending from five to 00 days. This would nienn a rest for over 12,000,000 jx'oplc, and if they spend only $12 each, about $150,000,000 will be used In gaining rest and recreation. It is time and money well spent. No investment made in the whole year brings in larger returns. It is one of the causes which are adding percepti bly to the .span of iiie. The lengthen ing of this span has become so evident that a revision of the old tallies of the expectation of human life has been made neccssarv. PERSONAL AND LITER ART. The Awful 11,-nl Vlailutloo An oJRclal temperature of 108 or 110 in the shade, which was reached in several central stet.es during the recent hot spell. means a bent running as high ns 121 for people engaged In their daily vo cations. The hot blast was like the waves from n conflagration, every oli ject touched vms burning hot, and the strain upon the nervous system was intense. If such weather came every year for several weeks it would bo necessary to modify habits to tropical consMtlorp. One store in Iowa is said to have taken lire from the sun's rays streaming through a plate-glass window, and the building and its contents burned with almost explosive energy. It felt elsewhere hr if a lighted mnt eh might set things, Including the atmosphere, on tire spontaneously. A broad section of the country has been through this visitation, which succeeded a cool spring instantly, and surprised the weather prophets and scientists. The subject of went her is still, in the main, a mystery. A pleasant accompaniment ot the hot weather this summer is the in- n. ' -.I.-.., v,rt one! nfltv te hi al m hr hr hi t a i tl ei c h. te IS - "'v ..f.v.of.v .o r-- u crown, the horse can do his work with out danger and in greater comfort. It is a sensible innovation. The empress of Russia operates a typewriter, and assists her husband by taking down many of hits letters from dictation. The Chinese minister has sent a general request to newspapers to spell the last portion of his name with a small f, thus: W'u Ting-fang, as fang is simply S descriptive title, tnd not a part of his name. Miss Klizabcth Alden Curtis, who was married the other day to Rev. Cranston Brenton, of Hartford, Conn., is a niece of Atorney (ienernl Griggs, and has attracted consider able attention by her literary work, Which includes a rendering of the "liubaiyat" of Omar Khayyam. The smallest freemason in the world is Caspar H. Weis, of Philadelphia, who has just taken the degree of master mason. Brother Weis, who is 24 years old. was horn in Morschin gen. Reirk. Rhineland, is a watch maker by trade and stands throe feet eleven Inches in his stockings. He belongs to Richard Ynux lodge. jNo. :t84. Augustus Hare tells this story in his autobiography of a friend who in some ways was one of the most absent-minded men in the world. One day, meeting a friend, he said: "Hel lo, what a long time it is since I've seen you! How's your father?" "Oh, my father's dead." "Ciod bless me! I'm very sorry." The next year he met the same man again, and had forgotten all about it, so began with: "Hello! what a long time since I've seen you! How's your father?" "Oh, my father's dead still." Archbishop Temple was once occu pying a seat as an ordinary worship er in a country church, his immediate left-hand neighbor being a country yokel, who kept turning angry glances toward the bishop as he then was in evident depreciation of his lordship's vocal efforts. The bishop, however, continued making what he described as "a joyful noise," until at last the yokel dis gustedly closed his book, and, turn ing to the bishop, remarked: "I say, guv'nor, chuck it. You're ipoiiin' the whole bloomin' show!" 'late Coming Knajlneer. The engineer of the twentieth cen tury will have need of all the knowl edge education can bring. The nine teenth century skimmed the cream of invention; what was on the surface has been appropriated. James Watt made it impossible anyone should have quite so brilliant a record as himself, and yet his master stroke of invention, the separate condenser, did not need abstruse scientific attain ments, although Watt was essential ly scientific in his methods. So each successful worker in the field of in vention does something to exhaust the soil and render needful higher fertilization for further productive New vistas, however, are con ly being opened out, and, to con cur analogy, we have something ue rotation of crops in the ,'ing instruments by which the leer attains his ds. It is be tg more and more evident that ay of the uneducated engineer, .an who by mere force of genius plished results which have ed the face of nature, is being ed by the epoch of the skilled r of methods in applied science. Engineer. THROBBING Thousands of Women Cured of Sick Headache by Dr. Greene's Nervura. THE SUNDAY SCHOOL. There are in the United States, ap proximately, 2,750 counties of agricul tural importance. In each of these counties the agricultural department has a principal county correspondent, who maintains an organization of three assistants, each coverings speci fied territory. Facilities aTe furnished the principal correspondent to enable him to obtain regular reports from his assistants. These reports he tabu lates at the end1 of each month, supple menting the informat'.n thus ob tained by his own observation and knowledge of the situation, and the consolidated report is submitted to the statistician. Although there is no compensation attached to the posi tion, an average of about 90 percent, of them reports monthly. It is estimated that over half the American people indulge in vacations during the months of July and August. To begin with, there are 17,000,000 school children and teachers. Then come the ministers and actors, college students and professors, judges and lawyers and the families of the wealthy and leisure classes. Clerks, talesmen and ollice workers all man age to get away for a time during the summer. The army of recreation is indeed a big one. Xo other country has so many people who can afford to leave their homes. Jacob M. Austin, of York, Pa., has read the Bible from cover to cover 3T times. With his wife, he began read ing the Scriptures in 1S04. Mrs. Aus tin died in ls'J7, but he kept on reading and expects to continue his studies as long as he lives. He was a delegate to the last democratic state convention, and took his Bible with him. so that he did not miss reading tiie allotted por tion of Script ares amid the turmoil of politics. v An upright judge, learned In the law, is respected, whether he is in gown or shirt sleeves, whether he grows whis kers or a mustache or has a smooth shaven face; whether he wears a wig or goes bald-headed. -i i "TVitl hrnil will lc the death of me and I don't care how s,kih. I don't want to try to drag through lite with paiu like tins. Are Lines coming in to your face ? Is Jour beauty going rom you? Think for one moment of the great multitude of women. Buttering ill just this way, who have been cured by Dr. Greene'i Ner vurablootl and nerve remedy. There Is absolute certainty ( help in this fraad medicine. Hero is an instance. Miss Aonrs Ora- HAM,40;iV.2Stll St., KawxockCity,aaysi " For yean I en dured the greatest agony with slek head aches. My bead would throb so' that ererjr atep I took was positive torture. When I went home, after work, I felt as though 1 never could get there. It aeetned to me that every step must beiuy last, a a d when I tried to go up atslrs my head aelied so belly I thought' 1 would have i to scream. "Nothing I took helped me. Tb headaches returned all the time, and I despaired of ever get ! ting over thein. My back ached, ton, and often 1 felt so tired audweak It seemed aa though I could uot go to work. I was ladlj run don n, and in a I verv nervous condition. "'Ilut I am thankful to say that these terrible headache have left me, now that 1 bare taken j Ur. (Ireuuo'a Nerrura blood ami nerve remedy. 1 ! cannot av loo much for what it has done for me. 1 began lo feel its good effecta from the first dose. ! " After Ihe first bottle, my nervousness was rono, and 1 had but one attack of hemlnche since taking Nervura. I have now taken four buttlei j and have bad no return of tho trouble." i Just one bottle of Dr. Oreene's Nervura blood and nerve remedy will do you so much good that you won't feel like the samevouian. Try it and see. If you have complications, Eet Dr. (irneno'a free advice by call or letter, iisaddrossis 101 Fifth Ave., New Voi kCity. I nek in Thirteen. By sending 18 milps Wm. Sbirey. of Walton Furnace. Yt.. pot a box ol BUcklen'a Arnica Salve, that wholly cured n horrible Fever Sore on his leg. Nothing else could. Positively cures Bruises, Felons. Ulcers, Erup tions, Roils, Hums, Corns and Piles. Only 26c, Unarm teed by the Mid dleburgDru Store, Oraybill, Oar man & Co., Riohfiela, Pa., and Dr. J. W. San psell. Pennscroek, Pa. ONE CAUSE FOR PRIDE. A Blue niilge Monntalaeer Who Could Pray Belter '' nan He Could Do Anything: lClae. A Winning; Hand. it i the most serious occasions may have humorous incidents that can be appreciated after the period of anxiety has passed. During the severe illness of Mrs. McKiuley in this city, a squad of policemen were stationed ou all the streets leading to the house where she was staying, to prevent the ap proach of persons having no business there. A dignified gentleman residing on one of the quarantined blocks, when on his way home to dinner, approached one of these guardians of the peace whose Milesian extraction was un questionably stamped upon his face. The policeman stopped him and asked where he was going. "Home," replied the gentleman; "I live at 2222 Blank street." "Four deuces, is it," said the policeman, with a twinkle in his eye; "that's a good hand. I lay mine down. You can go." San Francisco Chronicle. Steamboat and LeroncMre, The first practicable steamboat was built in 1802, and the first railway iuOu ....tjve in 1804. Didn't Waal to Be Forglvon. "I'll admit that I opposed your marriage, my children," said Silas Fodder, "but now that you're hitched up I'll forgive you. ' The groom straightened up and put a No. 9 boot down hard on. the floor "I don't see where you come in in this forgivin' bizness," he answered. "As you say, you done your level best to keep us from gettin' spliced, an it seems that I ort to be the one to do the forgivin', which I ain't a-goin' to do. Me an' Mandy's goin' to move over in Jasper township, an' if I ever ketch you aroun' the place I'll fill you full o' buckshot." And taking Mandy's lily white hand in his own large brown one, he strode across the threshold. Balti more World. The mountaineers of the Blue Ridge are illiterate in secular learning, but yc i seldom find a household that is not well posted in Scripture history. While they mny not be able to read the text, they can quote passages from the Old end New Testament without number, are eager for theological con troversy, are powerful exhorters and fervent in prayer. Some of the most effective prenchers can scarcely read or write. Their language is rude, but inspired by deep emotion. Northern people have told me that the most elo quent prayers they ever listened to were offered by uncouth, uneducated mountaineers. That is a matter of pride with them. Men who can praj eloquently and carry on' theological controversies with credit are quite as highly esteemed as those who excel In the use of the rifle or in athletic sports, says W. K. Curtis, In the Chicago Record-Herald. One day a boy who had been taken up by a charitable family to be fed and clothed and educated in a proper way was being discussed with some visitors. Forgetting that ..e child was present, his benefactor described the squalid home that he came from, the poverty, the ignorance and the pri vations of his parents. The boy was not without pride anil loyalty to his own family, and. looking up with a determined spirit, he said: "Mrs. Phillips, did you ever hear my father pray?" "No," the woman answered in sur prise; "doeshe pray well?" "Well," replied the boy, confidently. "I reckon he can pray better'n he can do snythiag else." ASLEEP AMID FLAMES. Breaking into a blazing home, some firemen lately dragged the sleeping inmates from death. Fanci ed security, and death near. It's that wav when you neglect coughs 8nd colds. Don't do it. Dr. King's ew Discovery for Consumption fives perfect protection against all hroat. Cheat and Lung Troubles. Keep it near, and avoid suffering, death, and doctor's bills. A tea spoonful stops a late cough, persis tent use the most stubborn. Harm less and nice tasting, it's guaranteed to sa sfy bv the Middleburg Drug Co.. ravbill, Garman & Co., Rich field, Pa., and Dr. J. V. Sampaell PennbCieck, Pa. Price 50c and $1 .00. Trial bottles, jree An Ialnnd of Cranes, i Away off in Minnesota, at that pop ular summer resort, Lake Minnetsnka, there is a picturesque island which takes its name from the fact that it is uninhabited by man and given over , to the cranes. Generations back these birds decided upon this spot for a sum mer resort. As time went on aud the surrounding islands populated, no man had the heart to disturb them, until now Cfane island is pointed out from passing boats as one of the curiositi .s of the northwest. Albany Argus. Ont ot Ills Hats, First Jersey Mosquito I think I will try a taste of that baby over there. Second Jersey Mosquito Aw, go tackle some one of your size! Brook lyn Eagle. l.neky So Fur. Harry How do you think I am get ting on with my cornet? 1-Yeii - First ra:c. I expected to hear that some, one, had killedi you before) (hit. .stray Stories. Satisfaction guaranteed or tnoncv refu nded These nrc the lerma on which the llnynu r .Dis tilling i o. licit your on!- rs. 1. 1. V0 will bring jou four full iiartofHeveu-Yenr Old Itye.ex-pies- prepaid. Full particulars in their an nouncement elsewhere in this issue. - Lemon In the International Series for November 24, 101 World's Temperance Leaaoai. TIIK LESSON TEXT. (Isaiah 5:11-17, 22. 23.) 11. Woe unto thi in that rise up early in the morning, that thej may follow strong drink; that cm. ill. Ue until night, till wine Inttapie thtmt 12. And the harp, and the viol, the tabret, and pipe, and wine, are In their ftasts: but they regard not the work ot thi Lord, neltherconsldtr the operation of His hands. 1J. Therefore my people arc Bona Into captivity, because the have no knowttdgsi and their honorable nun are lainished. and their munition dried i.p with thirst. 14. Thertfore hell h..ih eclargtd herself, and opemd her moutt. without measure: and their glory, and their multitude, and their pomp, and he that rcjulcetb, shall de scend Into it. la. And the mean man shall be brought down, and the mighty man shall be humbled, and the eyes ol the lofty shall be hum bled : ti. But the Lord of hosts shall be exalted In Judgment, ai d Ood that is holy shall be sanctified in righteousness. 17. Then shall the lambs feed after their manner, and the waste places of the fat ones shall strui.gt rs eat. 2-J. Woe unto Hum that are mighty to drink wine, and mtn of strength to mingle strong drink: 23. Which Justify the wicked for reward, and take away the righteousness of the righteous from him! QOLDBH TF.VI'. Woe onto them that re niluhl v to drink wine. la. DTii!!. NOTES AND COMMENTS. The lesson really covers verses 8-30 of the filth chapter ol Isaiah, the verses above merely those which con tain the most leading points. The Tiines pf Isaiah. Although Isaiah touches strongly in other parts of the book upon the self-indulgence, luxury and vice which were practiced even by the religious leaders of Judah, his first six chapters are given up en tirely to social themes. Isaiah him self was of high social rank, a friend and, tradition says, a relative of kings, but all kinds of wrong-doing were hateful to him. Drunkenness and Its Consequences (Ys. 11-17). In various parts of the Bible we find references to those give them music and w ine iintl they have a feast. The thought of (iod and His work does not interest them so much ns do the pleasures of life. Those who have been guilty of living in this fash ion are the men who ought to have been the leaders of their nation. By their negluct the people have been left without know ledge of danger and the captivity that is coming will be unex pected. When the evil falls, luxury will be turned to desperate want, and because of that want men will die and go dow n into the yawning jaws of the lower world. The effect of this day of terror is shown in verses 15-17. Among men, all pride and power, in whatever station in life, are brought down, and only God's righteousness and justice stand on high. In the physical world, the place where wealth and luxury dwelt becomes the pasture-ground of wandering shepherds. Woes Upon Sin (Vs. lft-24). The woe of verses 18, 19 is differently explained by different scholars. The suggestion that Isaiah thought of these men as beasts drawing a burdSn is probably the best. The men of whom he is speaking ara profane scoffers, who make sport of religion and throw morality to the winds. In verse 20, the woe is against those false teach ers who lead their pupils to misjudge morality, calling good evil, and evil good. The result of such teaching is to upset and confuse the moral taste, so that pleasure is found in things that ought to give pain, and vice versa. The woe of verse 21 is against intel lectual pride, some form of which was probably especially prominent in Isaiah's eyes. Verses 22, 23 describe the governors and judges of the land. They have great force and valor to ex hibit in drinking and mixing liquor, but none for the maintenance of jus tice. Verse 24 gives an eloquent de scription of their utter overwhelming. Flaja and Thlatlea. Bevenge is sweet only when fore gone. Humility is the best proof of true dignity. The man who prevails with God will not fail with men. He who shuts his heart on his fel lows cannot open it to his God. Men measure us by our mistakes; the Master by our motives. They w ho have no desire for holiness will find no delight in Heaven. He who says what he does not mean will mesn what he does not say. The brilliance of the Bible depende on the setting you give It in your life. The lives of others will be none the sweeter for your attempt to absorb all the sourness in the universe. Ram's Horn. Chrlat the Phyalelan. The religion of Jesui Christ is the best medicine for the troubled world. Christ is ths physician. He came to bring comfort to sorrowing hearts. Nothing comforts like the Gospel. "I will not leave you comfortless," Christ says. "I will come to you." No mere man would dare mske such a declara tion. Rev. Dr. Holderby. Lender of Men. Christ was the pioneer and leader of men, helping man to face the tempta tions incident to the thought of death. The physical shrinking, the intellec tual uncertainty and the spiritual fear, all these react upon life, sometimes making of life vanity, sometimes-shattering it with fear. Rev. H. H. Gowen. Hellglona Sentiment. The religious sentiment, if denied the normal and nutritious, will seek the fanatical and unhealthy. We arc sur rounded by men and women who. dii satisficd with the old forms, are adopt Ing every ism and making trial of every religion. Rev. Father Walsh. mm Look If voting girls wotiM snok ahead it would sometimes save them from serious collision with the men they marry. It is here that ignorance is almost a crime. The voting husband cannot understand it when the wife changes to a peevish, nervous, querulous woman. And the votiug wife does not understand it her self. She only knows tlmt she is very miserable. 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Mr. Doper (the exchange preacher) Deacon Elder, what do you think of a man who will sleep in church? Deacon ElderYou'll hove to ex cuse me, Mr. Doper. I wasn't at church last Sunday. You see, I heard you were going to preach, and--the fact is, I'm apt to be sleepy myself now and then. Boston Transcript. Two ( lasses. The Music Teacher I might settle here, madam, if I thought 1 could ob tain pupils enough. She You might sorosper. There are some here whose voices could be culti vated. The Music Teacher And others, no doebt. who would take lessons? To remove a troublesome oorn or b union : First soak the corn or bunion in warm water to soften it, then pare it down ss closely as poB sible without rawing blood aod ap ply Chamberlain's Pain Balm twice daily; rubbing vigorously for five minutes at each application. A corn plaster should be worn for a few days, to protect it from the shoe. As a general liniment for sprains, bruises, lameness and rheumat ism, Pain Balm is unequaled. For sale by Middleburg Drug Store. Tronhle Ahead. CIsncey Phwat's all th' thrubble in th' alley beyant? Hogan Some o' th' b'ys fed Casey's go-at a dozen av these cannon crackers, an' now dhey're thryin' f git him f ate a box o' matches. Baltimore American. , Unaelflah Service. To know Christ and Christianity Is to have the vision extended and the Insight deepened and to have selfish ness extracted from the work of life. Unselfish service is the Master's exam ple. Rev. Dr. Moore. A Village Blacksmith Saved Hla Little Ron's Lire. Mr. II. H. Black, the well known village blacksmith at QraharoBville Sullivan Co., N. Y., says : "Our little sun. five .tears old, has always been subject to croup, and so bad have the attacks been that we havef ear- ed manv times that he would die. We have had the doctor and man ' medjomes, but Chambcrla:n'? Cough I Remedy 1 now our sole reliance. It seems to di-Bolve the tough mucus and by giving frequent dose when the croupy eyraptons appear we have found that the dreaded croup is cured before it gets settled ? Theie is no danger in givin this re medy for it contains n opium or other injurious drug and may be given as confidently to a bubo as to an adult. For sale by Middleburg Drug Store. TOBACCO SPIT and SMOKE YourLlfeawayl You can be cured of any form of tobacco using easily, be mode well, strong, magnetic, full of new nie una vigor vy taxing avfVHV, DON'T that makes weak men strong. Many gala tcu pounds in ten days. Over auu.UUU d. All druggists. Cure guaranteed. Book- Address STgRLWtl tys Address ST KjjMfiDY CO., Chicago or New; York cured. All drutreists let and advice r'KKB.